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Compilation of Michael's Best Jokes About Sports | Michael McIntyre

Michael McIntyre
2024 ж. 8 Мам.
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I'll never play snooker again.
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Website: www.michaelmcintyre.co.uk/
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  • His observation on cricket and tennis is spot on.

    @deplorabled1695@deplorabled16954 жыл бұрын

    • The ball boys especially😂😂

      @ultraviolet6989@ultraviolet69894 жыл бұрын

    • @@ultraviolet6989 The type of player he describes sounds like Nadal

      @abhishekkrishnan5463@abhishekkrishnan54634 жыл бұрын

    • Deplorable D only on test cricket, T20 cricket is more entertaining than most other sports

      @tjh_lfc8326@tjh_lfc83264 жыл бұрын

    • @Elementary Watson EXACTLY!!!!!!!

      @dylanlovell8028@dylanlovell80284 жыл бұрын

    • @Elementary Watson yes

      @kevingabi3553@kevingabi35533 жыл бұрын

  • This guy's probs the only straight guy who can get away with acting this camp 😂

    @2911moj@2911moj4 жыл бұрын

    • + jack Whitehall

      @oliviavictoria3256@oliviavictoria32564 жыл бұрын

    • Yeah but Jack is camp

      @-Tidgy@-Tidgy4 жыл бұрын

    • Russell Kane

      @Zak-ob5ze@Zak-ob5ze4 жыл бұрын

    • David Walliams on Britains got talent

      @obmot8369@obmot83694 жыл бұрын

    • Tidgy but he’s straight - op said straight man and jack is straight so he can act camp

      @stopcomparingeverythingtob6378@stopcomparingeverythingtob63784 жыл бұрын

  • His body movements are just the most hilarious medium of communicating a joke!! Truly adorable!!

    @raulabc308@raulabc3084 жыл бұрын

  • I’m from the States. How can you NOT love the British when you learn about Michael McIntyre?! Awesome. They are so lucky to have him. Amazing. I just wish they would share him for awhile. You can tell he loves his family. His wife and children. That’s rare anymore. Especially where I am from. God Bless the man and his family. God Bless his wife and children. 💖💖💖💖💖

    @shananalexander9789@shananalexander97894 жыл бұрын

    • No offence but Michael is all ours 😂😂

      @jackbutler354@jackbutler3544 жыл бұрын

    • ok boomer

      @god0fgames100@god0fgames1004 жыл бұрын

    • Micheal is ours

      @freddie_0611@freddie_06114 жыл бұрын

    • Shanan Alexander Michael McIntyre will be at the Radio City Music Hall, New York City on February 1, 2020.(Wikipedia.org).

      @necymamaril3735@necymamaril37354 жыл бұрын

    • @@necymamaril3735 I wonder how thay went 🤔

      @BeautifulyCool@BeautifulyCool4 жыл бұрын

  • I'm never gonna think about man United or man city the same again😂😂😂

    @thomashardacre@thomashardacre4 жыл бұрын

    • No one has since 😂😂

      @naruto199797@naruto1997974 жыл бұрын

    • #6

      @stefanopatsiuras2838@stefanopatsiuras28384 жыл бұрын

    • That’s the way I’ve always thought of them. Especially United. Overpaid losers. Won’t lie, us Arsenal are losing all the time but at least we know what we’re worth

      @Ron.S.@Ron.S.4 жыл бұрын

    • Inr

      @ashthemobileking8682@ashthemobileking86824 жыл бұрын

    • @@Ron.S. 4th place?

      @doublesalopetoimcre@doublesalopetoimcre4 жыл бұрын

  • As a gymnast his joke about working with diagonals is sooo accurate and funny

    @slinky1694@slinky16942 жыл бұрын

    • And the biiig step that applies to both men’s and women’s!

      @minimini550@minimini5502 жыл бұрын

    • Yesssss

      @samcarter4350@samcarter43502 жыл бұрын

  • All sport would benefit if McIntyre was an actual sports commentator 😆

    @jair9474@jair94743 жыл бұрын

    • He would have been killed first day by extremist sport fans tho.. they are animals

      @stianlarsen7771@stianlarsen7771 Жыл бұрын

  • How is it that he takes the mundane everyday things and makes then hilarious.

    @ayeshhas5641@ayeshhas56414 жыл бұрын

  • ‘Tossing off a man behind you’ just so funny 😂 😂

    @katelilyx7105@katelilyx71053 жыл бұрын

  • No one gonna mention how accurate the ‘at the end of the day’ observation was.

    @vincentvega4034@vincentvega40343 жыл бұрын

    • I did enjoy that one quite a lot

      @patrickswift2837@patrickswift28373 жыл бұрын

  • This guy has never been not funny so far as I have seen his clips. Loved it all.

    @ycAuntieLala@ycAuntieLala4 жыл бұрын

  • "Still not happy with the condition of the ball" lmao true. Also to Swing the ball isn't that easy mate haha 😂

    @rzodang@rzodang4 жыл бұрын

  • He is the only man that makes me cry and laugh at the same time 💜

    @alexhart6070@alexhart60702 жыл бұрын

  • The cricket bit at the end was perfection😂👌

    @lyndonskei8388@lyndonskei83884 жыл бұрын

    • Lol agreed

      @gracey.loux.@gracey.loux.4 жыл бұрын

  • Laughed out loud for sure on the sports bit. STOP FAFFING. It's actually the reason I don't like sports.

    @CarolineMilamPhotography@CarolineMilamPhotography4 жыл бұрын

    • No - the only reason you don’t like sports is because you sucked at school and was bullied as the result of it, Caroline Milam. I experienced this first hand.

      @TCBumby@TCBumby4 жыл бұрын

    • U suck at it that's why

      @_good_for.@_good_for.4 жыл бұрын

    • @@TCBumby People may not like sports for different reasons than you

      @jacob2808@jacob28084 жыл бұрын

    • Love how you say you laughed at the sports bit, isn’t this all the sports bit??? 😂

      @oxksie@oxksie4 жыл бұрын

    • charles charlie Suck what?

      @KHuntie@KHuntie4 жыл бұрын

  • Love to hear Michael laugh at his own jokes.

    @maryherring4261@maryherring42612 жыл бұрын

  • 2:33 looks like a graceful penguin .

    @homemail9653@homemail96534 жыл бұрын

    • A hula dancing penguin maybe ??

      @daisy6545@daisy65454 жыл бұрын

  • nothing i love more than watching this guy dance

    @nicoles_handle@nicoles_handle4 жыл бұрын

  • He is absolutely adorable! 💞😂💖😂💞

    @viviennepopek@viviennepopek4 жыл бұрын

  • 0:31 - great dancing!

    @jcrailwayvideos6588@jcrailwayvideos65884 жыл бұрын

  • He is SO funny! Love him!

    @iamjustjudy@iamjustjudy4 жыл бұрын

  • He’s just so funny! Loved seeing him live in Sydney a few months back!

    @LiveInSydney@LiveInSydney4 жыл бұрын

  • he really needs to watch some baseball for the ultimate 'faffing' (however you spell it lol)

    @eL_K_Dee@eL_K_Dee4 жыл бұрын

    • Golf is definitely just faffing about.

      @evillyn7895@evillyn78954 жыл бұрын

    • @@evillyn7895 dont you knock golf!!! it's the best thing to watch on a sunday morning whilst nursing a hangover loll

      @eL_K_Dee@eL_K_Dee4 жыл бұрын

    • One of the funniest sports scenes in a movie is Naked Gun's baseball finale and Frank Dreben's umpire, but no faffing there! :-D

      @hongkongbeat2164@hongkongbeat21644 жыл бұрын

    • @@hongkongbeat2164 bahahahahaha

      @eL_K_Dee@eL_K_Dee4 жыл бұрын

    • Nah mate, cricket is basically baseball but with *more* faffing. Which is why games can last for days.... No sport should last for days ffs...

      @CartwAalbiel@CartwAalbiel4 жыл бұрын

  • I died when he mentioned the faffing in cricket 😂 I play cricket and honestly the games are usually 5 hours long depending on what age level your playing it. It is really fun though

    @georgiamills8192@georgiamills81923 жыл бұрын

    • It was hilarious lmao. I play 50 over games which takes like 8 hours and I'm a bowler who is a bit guilty of faffing. I love it though I'd play 5 day games is I could

      @tycosyco@tycosyco3 жыл бұрын

  • Rugby players sketch was best. This man should be knighted simply for being funny. He would find a great joke about that too

    @craigfowler7098@craigfowler70984 жыл бұрын

  • I’m a cricketer and I approve this message 👍

    @tayefuzzaman9358@tayefuzzaman93584 жыл бұрын

  • as a gymnast and tennis player, i love this.

    @elliottay5136@elliottay51362 жыл бұрын

  • LMAO the description of cricket!! Lmao complete Accuracy!

    @jamrockprincess@jamrockprincess4 жыл бұрын

  • For just a few seconds starting at 6:15 he breaks into an impression of Al Murray :)

    @drummingspain207@drummingspain2074 жыл бұрын

  • Michael is my spirit animal 💕💕. He is awesome 👏

    @camronthompson1118@camronthompson11184 жыл бұрын

  • I would love to see his take on American sports. As an American sports fan I think that would be hilarious. He is one of the funniest dudes I have ever seen.

    @ThatGuyInKansas@ThatGuyInKansas3 жыл бұрын

    • Basketball would be a good one haha, or Ice Hockey

      @kingra2650@kingra26502 жыл бұрын

  • Ackle ackintyre

    @jordanaustin7378@jordanaustin73784 жыл бұрын

    • Jordan Austin Yup his dentist routine is my favorite!!!

      @cindipossidento5688@cindipossidento56884 жыл бұрын

    • "Mister Ackle Ackinkaka?"

      @stormthescarred2211@stormthescarred22114 жыл бұрын

    • Winchester Sister my kids are big fans.... but me and my wife aren’t. AND HE PIT ME OUT

      @isaacmillett9333@isaacmillett93334 жыл бұрын

    • acka ackinckaker

      @benrobson2202@benrobson22024 жыл бұрын

    • Ackle Ackinckacker

      @RandomGuy-bf8wq@RandomGuy-bf8wq3 жыл бұрын

  • Everything happens at the end of the day 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    @avelteavelte6606@avelteavelte66064 жыл бұрын

    • I woke up... At the end of the day 🤣

      @jase6709@jase67094 жыл бұрын

  • The next time my husband tells me to stop faffin' about as we're leaving the house, I'll show him this so he sees what real faffing is 😆

    @Trilingualeks@Trilingualeks4 жыл бұрын

  • Michael is SPOT ON with sports! It's so pointless lol 🤣🤣🤣 He's awesome 🙌🏽👍🏾 Meanwhile athletes get paid millions but nurses, police, firefighters, etc.. get paid zilch to save lives and risk their own life. I still cannot believe there's volunteer firefighters, they should get paid sportsman wages! 🙌🏽

    @jakeetschannel2031@jakeetschannel20313 жыл бұрын

  • the wanting to cut and put the flowers in water is 1000% accurate for me.

    @Diojenes.@Diojenes.3 жыл бұрын

  • Best comedian in my heart

    @ddtt3270@ddtt32704 жыл бұрын

  • Michael is such a natural at sport 😁

    @DoubleDeckerAnton@DoubleDeckerAnton4 жыл бұрын

  • Camp or not, dude's got moves... 😂😂😂

    @kimsteel366@kimsteel3664 жыл бұрын

  • Love Michael. He said fluffliest lol. Whatever he said it's funny regardless

    @christinesharland8478@christinesharland84784 жыл бұрын

  • "Football is all action." Yeah, but the men's game is basically dives and free kicks every 5 seconds.

    @somehorse@somehorse3 жыл бұрын

  • So funny. Love this comedian.😂😂🥰🥰

    @gloriapaddock4618@gloriapaddock46184 жыл бұрын

  • O Michael. You just the absolute best.

    @kam8165@kam81654 жыл бұрын

  • We in Brisbane, Australia got an extension on the faffing segment and we could not stop laughing!!!! In his top 3 segments for sure!

    @nathanjoel4902@nathanjoel49024 жыл бұрын

  • OMG! Please Please Please! Come to Interlochen, MI to there theater. It would be packed but come in our summer. I will be there for sure#

    @meandmymomfun4202@meandmymomfun42024 жыл бұрын

  • As a massive Rugby and Cricket Fan I found his jokes so funny and clever

    @banjopiggottwright1802@banjopiggottwright18024 жыл бұрын

    • Why cricket is dying in England

      @shushantdubey9220@shushantdubey92203 жыл бұрын

    • @@shushantdubey9220 It's not really. I've played cricket through the age groups and its been getting more popular from what I've seen. Hopefully when the hundred starts it'll bring in even more young fans but test matches are the elite.

      @tycosyco@tycosyco3 жыл бұрын

    • South African?

      @harisadu8998@harisadu89983 жыл бұрын

  • McIntyre is a genius

    @aaronrichard1526@aaronrichard15264 жыл бұрын

  • In Australia we have a thing called T20 big bash and what they do instead of wasting time the batsman have a time limit so the bowlers have to get the ball back immediately so the game is more fun for the watchers

    @fishie6468@fishie64684 жыл бұрын

    • Blake Giacomelli Yesh we have the T20 Blast here but most people here think cricket is just test matches

      @tjh_lfc8326@tjh_lfc83264 жыл бұрын

    • It’s still cricket. Us British invented cricket to see what eternity really felt like.

      @ala0284@ala02844 жыл бұрын

  • I'd never seen the "faffing?" Ones before,,, 😂😂😂😂😂

    @MystiqueHorizon@MystiqueHorizon4 жыл бұрын

  • NO MAN ALIVE is this funny...and that cute dancing stuff

    @chocolatcats@chocolatcats2 жыл бұрын

  • Too good!

    @saifchowdhury3581@saifchowdhury35814 жыл бұрын

  • 😂 😂 😂 😂 Love this guy! 💜

    @Alice_Walker@Alice_Walker3 жыл бұрын

  • Love him.

    @carolilseanne2175@carolilseanne21754 жыл бұрын

  • Haha love this 😂

    @abbyrose8978@abbyrose89784 жыл бұрын

  • The talk about faffing in cricket is absolutely true. I've just come back from a day at the Ashes and we lost SEVEN overs because of it.

    @scsutton1@scsutton19 ай бұрын

  • Absolute gold

    @fhd588@fhd5883 жыл бұрын

  • I love a good cricket faffing. Can keep me occupied for hours 😂😂😂.

    @kathrynp8080@kathrynp80804 жыл бұрын

  • Awww he is wonderful

    @katiedid1851@katiedid18512 жыл бұрын

  • This man is legendary

    @louisthebee@louisthebee4 жыл бұрын

  • Batter: “No, I don’t think I will”

    @epicspooder@epicspooder4 жыл бұрын

  • lol the dance moves 😂

    @Mad-RCandHOBBY@Mad-RCandHOBBY4 жыл бұрын

  • The cricket one got me ahahahahahaha

    @ryanvojtko-proctor8594@ryanvojtko-proctor85944 жыл бұрын

  • Michael we love u. From South Africa.

    @vickymcculloch1236@vickymcculloch12363 жыл бұрын

  • The best British male stand up .

    @johnburrows3385@johnburrows33852 жыл бұрын

  • Anyone else notice he wears the same black suit with a pink shirt like 3 times. 😂

    @abigailwyles@abigailwyles4 жыл бұрын

  • Dancing skills set to maximum!

    @bagofchicken@bagofchicken3 жыл бұрын

  • Hahaha I this guy is a classic!

    @ahmadalami9640@ahmadalami96404 жыл бұрын

  • @0:22 and when Man City plays against Man United, you can have some of that man on man action.

    @legacyoflore1597@legacyoflore15974 жыл бұрын

  • I have known many gay men in my life and not one of them has ever walked that way. My friends would get such a kick out of this skit. Michael McIntyre is absolutely brilliant. Would love to see him live one day or even live streaming. What a hoot!

    @cathy7861@cathy78613 жыл бұрын

  • Comedians are a strange concept. We pay money to watch someone dance around a stage and say funny things in a funny way, and we can’t get enough of it

    @Jaymac720@Jaymac7203 жыл бұрын

  • Omg this man is so accurate and so very funny 😂😂😂

    @boyandcatmum@boyandcatmum4 ай бұрын

  • I'll take the flowers

    @Dough-jg8xp@Dough-jg8xp4 жыл бұрын

    • How VERY dare you

      @chrisneedham5803@chrisneedham58034 жыл бұрын

    • Well I'm sorry

      @Dough-jg8xp@Dough-jg8xp4 жыл бұрын

    • Lol

      @VibrationCrystals@VibrationCrystals4 жыл бұрын

    • While I'm at it I'll take the medals

      @Dough-jg8xp@Dough-jg8xp4 жыл бұрын

    • @@Dough-jg8xp Nice name dude!

      @skylovermc2146@skylovermc21463 жыл бұрын

  • RIP Snooker when he said tossing off a man behind you!

    @jackpot7898@jackpot78982 жыл бұрын

  • As much as Nadal is my favourite tennis player, he is definitely one who is guilty of faffing about!

    @iluvhopndballet@iluvhopndballet4 жыл бұрын

    • Yeah and the towel after every point is ridicilous.

      @juha1428@juha14284 жыл бұрын

    • I suspect he has a touch of OCD, it doesn’t really matter anyway, he’s a brilliant player nonetheless.

      @ameliabetts4451@ameliabetts44514 жыл бұрын

    • Dragostea I can’t stand watching Nadal, the fact he’s gotten away with his time wasting & gamesmanship antics for years, plus all the twitching, him touching his shoulders, ears, nose & pulling at his underwear after EVERY point is exhausting to watch!

      @bellabana@bellabana4 жыл бұрын

    • @Blackporsche roadster And you don't like that because...? Why do you prefer it nicely tugged in?

      @JoostMehrtens@JoostMehrtens4 жыл бұрын

    • @@bellabana, he doesn't waste time cause their is timer between points for everyone so it's fair

      @archiesutherland6127@archiesutherland61273 жыл бұрын

  • 0:30 I enjoy those moves tremendously. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    @LadyVoldemort@LadyVoldemort3 жыл бұрын

  • Amazing stuff! Michael Mcintyre inspired me to get into comedy....

    @jamesboldcomedy6914@jamesboldcomedy69144 жыл бұрын

  • Good one, Mike! I just realize I need to watch more cricket.

    @wolfgangscorpio4125@wolfgangscorpio41254 жыл бұрын

  • Ha! I love the 'stop faffing!' This is my feeling about American football. Hockey is like he describes football - hardly any faffing.

    @michellem3050@michellem30503 жыл бұрын

  • I only snort while laughing if something is really funny, and I tend to snort quite a lot while watching Michael.

    @jeanlindner9817@jeanlindner98174 жыл бұрын

  • "hurry up they're dying" 😂

    @Mad9977@Mad99774 жыл бұрын

  • Awh WHY did you cut away middle of the rugby joke? Michael acting like the dramatic football referee is the best thing ever!

    @kristinebellamy5249@kristinebellamy52494 жыл бұрын

  • i’ll never see man city and man united the same ever again HAHAHAH

    @Spencer-ty4sl@Spencer-ty4sl4 жыл бұрын

  • Laughing with tears =)

    @DmitryAstapkovich@DmitryAstapkovich4 жыл бұрын

  • i love when he shakes his hair

    @laurakinsella6404@laurakinsella64043 жыл бұрын

  • He is a comedic genius

    @barry1369@barry13694 жыл бұрын

  • Has he watched F1? It’s the best. No faffing once the lights go out hahahahah

    @joashlaw4999@joashlaw49994 жыл бұрын

  • Brilliant

    @rachell4417@rachell44173 жыл бұрын

  • l will watch the 1st min of this video over & over again hrs on end

    @p_sher12@p_sher123 жыл бұрын

  • That guy is awesome

    @miakiff7257@miakiff72574 жыл бұрын

  • those rugby players nearly killed me ! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    @darklittlepeople@darklittlepeople3 жыл бұрын

  • He has got a very good cue action.

    @JustMitchPool@JustMitchPool4 жыл бұрын

  • There was definitely a moment when I thought really? You can do it Michael. Somersaults, back handspring then triple twist & pike!

    @NikkiSalazar.@NikkiSalazar.3 жыл бұрын

  • Soo funny 👌🏽👌🏽😂😂😂

    @nilaoreb@nilaoreb4 жыл бұрын

  • Only in The UK can you get away with dissing the opposing team without repercussions. Not like they separate the fans due to riots, attacks, bottleings etc.

    @roofpizza1250@roofpizza12504 жыл бұрын

  • You are hilarious!

    @minnielin1230@minnielin12304 жыл бұрын

  • MICHAEL MAC

    @KL005@KL0054 жыл бұрын

  • My wife just kicked me out of bed because i was shaking the whole bed from laughing.... man he's so fucking hilarious

    @TheSilentsniper1973@TheSilentsniper1973Ай бұрын

  • Hilarious 😆😆

    @rodneyjude67@rodneyjude674 жыл бұрын

  • michael you are such an adorably cute damcer

    @neisham7478@neisham74784 жыл бұрын

  • Holy shit he nailed tennis and cricket down to a T 🤣

    @carlosturcios1315@carlosturcios13154 жыл бұрын
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