Michael Mcintyre On His Dramatic Weight Loss | HAPPY AND GLORIOUS Best of | Universal Comedy

2019 ж. 19 Мау.
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The undisputed king of the observation Michael Mcintyre talks us through sharing a bed with your wife who puts on firework displays and people who steal the seats off public toilets.
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  • I love that he never actually finishes a story, he just gets distracted and forgets about the last one

    @msmith05@msmith054 жыл бұрын
    • That's literally me

      @feloniusgru8972@feloniusgru89724 жыл бұрын
    • That would annoy me if anyone did that in real life I’m pretty sure I’d just start yelling at you

      @Nothing-yf4ks@Nothing-yf4ks4 жыл бұрын
    • Just Toast he doesn't forget them - obviously, he's a comedian and all of his performance is scripted - but those are actually his transitions. they're subtle and seamless and they create that sort of chatty, tangential effect, but in fact they are very deliberate. i think it's very clever how he executes them in this particular way.

      @barkley2824@barkley28244 жыл бұрын
    • Just Toast Haha very true! I'm still waiting for him to tell us how the iPad started his weight loss regime

      @TheTruthKiwi@TheTruthKiwi4 жыл бұрын
    • It's as if a squirrel was doin jokes.. 🤣

      @Mushroom321-@Mushroom321-4 жыл бұрын
  • Give Michael Mcintyre more money. He's extremely funny but not offensive in any way. More of him please.

    @puppetsock@puppetsock4 жыл бұрын
    • Relatable, everyday humour. Like you say not offensive, it's brilliant. Proper family man, I love him too ❤️

      @leadaniel4236@leadaniel42364 жыл бұрын
    • I thought he was one of the most well payed comedians

      @baileyharris9172@baileyharris91724 жыл бұрын
    • puppetsock he’s worth millions I doubt he needs any more! He is funny though

      @clarebirschel4100@clarebirschel41004 жыл бұрын
    • Agreed. I laugh so much

      @abi.005@abi.0054 жыл бұрын
    • Clare Birschel that’s not what he means by money lmao

      @jdc4316@jdc43164 жыл бұрын
  • I love how all of his content is literally just commentating real life. Literally what we all experience and do and its hilarious!

    @antonydandrea@antonydandrea4 жыл бұрын
    • Its called, observational comedy, quite popular in the UK amongst British comedians.

      @alexandercummins@alexandercummins3 жыл бұрын
    • Po

      @Msspicy2011@Msspicy20113 жыл бұрын
    • @world peace George Carlin was better and way before Seinfeld.

      @m_d1905@m_d19053 жыл бұрын
    • @world peace it might be but at least Michael is funny.

      @hawks8470@hawks84703 жыл бұрын
  • I love how he talks about his wife probably the only comedian who doesnt slag their wife off for a cheap laugh.

    @jungletheme2094@jungletheme20944 жыл бұрын
    • Josh wolf doesnt slag off his wife. He's great too. Great storytelling about his life ;)

      @woodward_m8594@woodward_m85944 жыл бұрын
    • vivacious 730 josh wolf slags off his son.

      @rbanerjee605@rbanerjee6054 жыл бұрын
    • JOHN MULANEY!!!!

      @Roe97@Roe974 жыл бұрын
  • His wife must have one helluva sense of humour cause she is always the butt of his stand-up.

    @MaximumDivine@MaximumDivine4 жыл бұрын
    • She's laughing all the way to the bank

      @myjeanification@myjeanification4 жыл бұрын
    • @@myjeanification dont be a twat

      @magster41@magster414 жыл бұрын
    • @@myjeanification You took the words right out of my mouth 😂😂

      @lucypembroke8333@lucypembroke83334 жыл бұрын
    • Yes she is very supportive and he still makes her laugh... she has said that why she married him lol 😂

      @8yuhg@8yuhg4 жыл бұрын
    • They've been married for 16 years.

      @rosieglows@rosieglows4 жыл бұрын
  • My favourite comedian. Makes real life situations hilariously funny.

    @lyndarogers9024@lyndarogers9024 Жыл бұрын
  • Warning; don't eat while you watch a clip with Michel, I choked on my biscuit and coffee......

    @Asa-df8kb@Asa-df8kb4 жыл бұрын
  • Me to my friends “Do you think I’ve lost weight ” My friends: uhhh....kinda

    @katienoor1988@katienoor19884 жыл бұрын
    • Katie Noor army

      @fletchergraves2765@fletchergraves27654 жыл бұрын
    • Maddie got yes jams ayyy😄

      @katienoor1988@katienoor19884 жыл бұрын
  • He would kill it in America !!! He’s insanely funny and accurate in all counts. I just discovered him and I’m in a binge watch

    @LadyHashZ@LadyHashZ4 жыл бұрын
    • And he doesn't rely on profanities to get the laughs either. How very refreshing.

      @janicebillington2633@janicebillington26334 жыл бұрын
    • And he doesn't rely on profanities to get the laughs either. How very refreshing.

      @janicebillington2633@janicebillington26334 жыл бұрын
    • Ngl Americans have a dry sense of humour. So you can’t take him because they won’t appreciate him. He is incredibly funny and amazing.

      @niknak9361@niknak93614 жыл бұрын
    • Pure Bordem No, if anything, British people have dry senses of humour. Take The Office for example. The UK version is very subtle and sarcastic while the US version relies on loud and crazy characters, although both shows were good, and so is Michael McIntyre.

      @leobowen-elliott9439@leobowen-elliott94393 жыл бұрын
    • ​@@leobowen-elliott9439 You mean the "american version" because it's an originally English show and yes of course the americans can't make decent series without loud and mad charecters

      @teaonrainyday888@teaonrainyday88811 ай бұрын
  • That’s a funny comedian for you, when the audience is laughing so loud that you sometimes can’t even hear what he is saying 😂😂😂. I’m literally in tears.

    @tower3899@tower38994 жыл бұрын
  • He was talking about the men pissing themselves laughing at his wife's night time antics. I was pissing myself laughing at the same time. I literally had tears in my eyes from laughing. He is such a crack up. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    @1toshi32@1toshi322 жыл бұрын
  • 😂😂😂 it’s 5am and I’m just binge watching his comedy acts

    @fujikoybanez5266@fujikoybanez52664 жыл бұрын
    • Good for you

      @harryturner8701@harryturner87014 жыл бұрын
    • Same

      @lilymae5662@lilymae56624 жыл бұрын
    • 5 h 20 !

      @miriamsinclair1655@miriamsinclair16554 жыл бұрын
    • Are you on your iPad? 😂

      @robinbirb06-79@robinbirb06-794 жыл бұрын
    • cicithekpoplover - 😂😂 no iPhone

      @fujikoybanez5266@fujikoybanez52664 жыл бұрын
  • Omg the FaceTime thing is soooooo true for me! 😂

    @8yuhg@8yuhg4 жыл бұрын
  • Absolutely love Michael McIntyre!! Never has a comedian, slash that, gifted story-teller made me laugh so many times in one sitting. Would love to meet his wife some day, she must be a truly fantastic person!! 😊

    @amioffenbacher-ferris8148@amioffenbacher-ferris81484 жыл бұрын
  • He is soooo FUNNY!! My social distancing is going so well with him

    @minnamaarit@minnamaarit4 жыл бұрын
    • Lol this is even more for me cuz i saw him the other day cuz he lives on my street

      @Jamie-lx7dj@Jamie-lx7dj3 жыл бұрын
  • I’ve only ever not been able to breathe 2 times: 1. Whilst chocking on water 2. When binge watching this man’s comedy

    @teamcream8996@teamcream89962 жыл бұрын
  • He is so bloody funny , I dont know if he makes his material up or has someone do it for him ~ but even remembering it all is amazing .

    @yvonneost12@yvonneost12 Жыл бұрын
  • 'I say good morning to my phone before I say good morning to my wife'. My mom does this when she gets home, but with the dog. She spends like 15 minutes greeting and reassuring the dog and then to my dad she's just like 'hi.' and that's it.

    @LadyLoraella@LadyLoraella4 жыл бұрын
    • Lotte hilarious 😂😂

      @maryannbrown4499@maryannbrown44994 жыл бұрын
  • Laughed till I cried. What a great comedian.😂😂😂😂

    @gloriapaddock4618@gloriapaddock46184 жыл бұрын
  • haha when i was ten my family's i-spy games got really intense with the answer being horizon, condensation, motion or sediment

    @tessab8038@tessab80384 жыл бұрын
    • In the Netherlands the game is played by saying the colour of the object instead of the first letter. With two colourblind brothers I usually won.

      @rvdb7363@rvdb73634 жыл бұрын
    • Tessa B lol

      @blizzard5993@blizzard59934 жыл бұрын
    • I’m stealing these 😂

      @ash-ej3uh@ash-ej3uh4 жыл бұрын
    • Tessa B..... my 6 yr old daughter came up with ‘tired swan ‘ once ! Yes there was a swan ....but tired ?? Hahahah

      @sharonready5102@sharonready51024 жыл бұрын
    • B P. Bald patch. That went down well.

      @2gooddrifters@2gooddrifters4 жыл бұрын
  • This man has me creased up in tears. Love him to bits.

    @Nettsinthewoods@Nettsinthewoods3 жыл бұрын
  • Gotta love Michaels comedy its great! 😂😂😂

    @JessLynch22@JessLynch224 жыл бұрын
  • Literally the only comedian who can light up my day. I wanna be just like him someday.

    @dreamhobbiz@dreamhobbiz4 жыл бұрын
  • I was meant to watch 1 skit before sleeping, 20 skits, two hours later and a sore gut from laughing 🤦‍♀️🤣.

    @sistagalsistagal8136@sistagalsistagal81363 жыл бұрын
  • I love his sense of humor. It is spot on on stuff most of us can relate to and yet he keeps it clean.

    @jc9552@jc95524 жыл бұрын
  • The only comedian who makes me laugh every time.

    @ER-uy7ct@ER-uy7ct3 жыл бұрын
  • I love him. Makes me look at my life, and see everyone else is the same

    @hannahmclaren9672@hannahmclaren96723 жыл бұрын
  • Seriously one of my favorite comedians on the planet!!😂😂😂

    @kristenhart843@kristenhart8434 жыл бұрын
    • Kristen- top 5 comedians ever?!!! 😉😊😊 Loooove him!!

      @AMack-wd6bi@AMack-wd6bi3 жыл бұрын
  • Oh my goodness he is HILARIOUS. Good Lord my makeup smudged because I'm crying laughing😂😂😂😂

    @diedriegibbs6938@diedriegibbs69384 жыл бұрын
  • I’m laughing so much my stomach hurts and I’ve got tears in my eyes

    @dongxuemo4090@dongxuemo40904 жыл бұрын
  • The best of all of this is that Mike is always talking about real life experiences, to which almost everyone can relate to ...

    @Ptr-NG@Ptr-NG4 жыл бұрын
  • 10:28 This part about the public toilets in services is comedy gold 😂😂

    @WxB2001@WxB20013 жыл бұрын
  • When I didn’t have a phone, I had books and cartoons. They give me about the same level of entertainment.

    @ruzahel6287@ruzahel62874 жыл бұрын
    • And I ignored people about the same amount, maybe even more 😂

      @lisahenry20@lisahenry204 жыл бұрын
  • "No,no Darling, quite the opposite" hahaha

    @miamore5048@miamore50484 жыл бұрын
  • Omfg! He's describing my sleep habits! Only, I wake myself up by burping. Lmfao!

    @WorthyMissJ@WorthyMissJ3 жыл бұрын
  • Answering the phone in the bath was hysterical because I could totally relate! Just like all of his other topics! And being from the US I haven't heard of golfers elbow but we have tennis elbow??? Binge watching Michael again to start my day with no sleep. He makes my day so much better!

    @abornbuyer@abornbuyer Жыл бұрын
  • I love michaels humour , he’s hyperactive . 😂😂😂

    @sherylbrown6943@sherylbrown69434 жыл бұрын
  • Michael McIntyre is the funniest Comedian I have ever seen! 😂

    @jaaanaaa8045@jaaanaaa80454 жыл бұрын
  • 9:02 is it just me or when hes saying how is wife is mumbling in another language it sounds like shes talking in the sim language?

    @lucysmith4328@lucysmith43284 жыл бұрын
    • just you :P as an avid sim player it sounds nothing like simlish

      @FruitBowlsAreMyThing@FruitBowlsAreMyThing4 жыл бұрын
    • @@FruitBowlsAreMyThing kk thx I never really play sims so like, idk

      @lucysmith4328@lucysmith43284 жыл бұрын
    • To me it sounds like Minions. 😂

      @DizzyDior12@DizzyDior124 жыл бұрын
    • I agree with Lucy Smith

      @olliebonugli8881@olliebonugli88814 жыл бұрын
    • @@lucysmith4328 Sul sul! Glad to find another simmer here!

      @SingingWithWings@SingingWithWings4 жыл бұрын
  • Absolutely love the description at around 12.00 . I frequently check the last time when toilets were cleaned and think “ WHAT?” when I walk into a dirty disgusting toilet , that technically has just been cleaned. !!

    @margaretclark56@margaretclark564 жыл бұрын
  • 8:14 it sounds like “你要干嘛啊” which means "what do you want"😂

    @katsumi7012@katsumi70124 жыл бұрын
    • Katsumi勝見 s

      @sandrap3665@sandrap36653 жыл бұрын
  • "I won" ,"It's clean..". 🤣 right!? YES!,..

    @Mushroom321-@Mushroom321-4 жыл бұрын
  • Me being far sighted only makes it hard to read for very long. The lines will vibrate and then blur as if my eyes are too tired to keep working. 😅The struggle is real. Glasses probably buy me a half hour more.

    @YooHooShy1@YooHooShy14 жыл бұрын
  • Omg I was laughing so hard. This guy is awesome.

    @Shaylalalalayyy@Shaylalalalayyy4 жыл бұрын
  • I personally love Michael Mcintyre, don't know why there's so many haters down at the bottom.

    @Divergent.Spirit@Divergent.Spirit4 жыл бұрын
    • Well, that's just were you'll usually find them.

      @1funkyflyguy@1funkyflyguy4 жыл бұрын
    • They have no sense of humour :3

      @CarmelWox11@CarmelWox114 жыл бұрын
  • My kind of comedy. Things that really happen and Michael is able to put an hilarious spin on everything. He makes me laugh out loud! thank you Mr. McIntyre!!!!!!!!

    @-Nkk_Nxl_-@-Nkk_Nxl_- Жыл бұрын
  • Absolutely brilliant thank you for giving me such a great laugh

    @captainie1@captainie14 жыл бұрын
  • Best laugh i've had in ages. Love it 😁😁😁😁

    @nicolarollinson4381@nicolarollinson43814 жыл бұрын
  • Omg, I'm in tears. This is so funny :D

    @MyrJuhl@MyrJuhl4 жыл бұрын
  • He is hilarious 😆😆

    @mariepaige7977@mariepaige79774 жыл бұрын
  • His bit about facetime is all too true now

    @immortaljodi@immortaljodi3 жыл бұрын
  • I can see Michael's missus requesting another "word" with him

    @louisebentley4886@louisebentley48864 жыл бұрын
  • His wife talks in sims language when she sleeps

    @Noah_The_Potato@Noah_The_Potato4 жыл бұрын
  • He’s so funny. I’m from the U.S. is this guy in any T.V. Or movies? If not he should be. 😂

    @pinkbutterflies1679@pinkbutterflies16794 жыл бұрын
    • He’s a British comedian.. he’s on tv shows here sometimes he has his own show too called the Michael McIntyre show it’s funny watch his live at the Apollo comedy performances they are hilarious

      @Sabs2286@Sabs22864 жыл бұрын
    • He's on British network TV a lot, but you can also find him on Netflix.

      @sarahdickens9738@sarahdickens97384 жыл бұрын
  • Omg he is brilliant man.Wow laughing is so good for the soul I need to laugh to keep me positive if that makes sense!!!!!!

    @chrissyandjanaable@chrissyandjanaable4 жыл бұрын
    • I wished I had got ticket's to see him in NZ!!!!!!

      @chrissyandjanaable@chrissyandjanaable4 жыл бұрын
  • Thumb war ninja🤣🤣🤣that floored me

    @sienashawver6511@sienashawver65113 жыл бұрын
  • He reminds me of Eddie Izard! He’s the funniest comedian Ive ever heard!!😂😂😂😂

    @tatiannalunsford5241@tatiannalunsford52414 ай бұрын
  • "that'd look quite nice at home, does that just screw off, does it?"

    @omardude39@omardude394 жыл бұрын
  • LOL! I haven't laughed this hard in a long time!

    @greenhippie5360@greenhippie53604 жыл бұрын
  • I have discovered Michael McIntyre & Tom Ball in the same week!!! Nice England!!!! WOW!!!!

    @randysgurl7469@randysgurl7469 Жыл бұрын
  • I love his comedy and with how long i have been watching his youtube clips i just now noticed that he explains things that we all know about for example the face time joke. I dont understand why he has to explain it.

    @anneldamorris@anneldamorris4 жыл бұрын
  • Michael is so funny. Can’t help but here Stewie Griffins voice from family guy! 🤣😂

    @cranium33333@cranium333334 жыл бұрын
    • Never noticed that before, but YES!!! 😂😂

      @MEMyselfandIKN1984@MEMyselfandIKN19844 жыл бұрын
  • He is so funny! I want more videos 😁

    @allisonp71@allisonp714 жыл бұрын
  • It's really hard not to laugh In The middle of the night

    @tiarehenry7507@tiarehenry75074 жыл бұрын
  • "I just frisby an iPod fuck off" tha destroyed me hahaah

    @bladgier@bladgier4 жыл бұрын
  • "i...... spy" xD

    @stonks9755@stonks97553 жыл бұрын
  • English whit is funny, I know, my other half is a whitty English man, he has cracked me up every day since I met him without fail, so being English, whitty and MM, he just takes that fun to a whole new level 🤣.

    @sistagalsistagal8136@sistagalsistagal81363 жыл бұрын
  • I wanna see his wife react to this 😂😂

    @teddythespringer8117@teddythespringer81173 жыл бұрын
  • In the bath..watching this 😂

    @lisarawlinson2049@lisarawlinson20494 жыл бұрын
  • So hilarious. One of my favourite comedians of all time. I was thinking during that last bit about loo seats.... that technically in the gents toilets, loo seats are only necessary less than half the time considering the first thing most men do on entering the loo, is to put the loo seat up lol

    @AcanthaRayneOakMoon@AcanthaRayneOakMoon4 жыл бұрын
  • The new Jerry Seinfeld of situational comedy 😂😊👍🏽

    @glennreggie3036@glennreggie30364 жыл бұрын
  • He’s so funny!

    @mimi8352@mimi83524 жыл бұрын
  • So bloody funny!!!

    @beckymason6535@beckymason65354 жыл бұрын
  • Why is the window open? Talk to me... Loo seats and socks in dryer...share an uncanny bond with each other!

    @shijoejoseph2011@shijoejoseph2011Ай бұрын
  • I use the Ferry Bathroom stall with no Lock* because it is always clean*

    @Chilcutte@Chilcutte4 жыл бұрын
  • The best

    @declansargent7813@declansargent78134 жыл бұрын
  • He is great!!!!

    @user-zj7cs2bc2i@user-zj7cs2bc2i3 жыл бұрын
  • So fkn good 😂😂

    @PlainVlogs@PlainVlogs4 жыл бұрын
  • He has been texting since he was born 🤣

    @mahimakalla1861@mahimakalla18612 жыл бұрын
  • he just went on a huge tangent. hello i wanted to hear about ur weight loss

    @seerpou@seerpou4 жыл бұрын
    • seerpou Honestly😂😂

      @xalexis.editsx@xalexis.editsx4 жыл бұрын
  • Thanks

    @jakeriese4862@jakeriese48627 ай бұрын
  • Yes!! Eye spy.

    @rachelring2542@rachelring25424 жыл бұрын
  • His wife sounds like the og minions 🤣

    @JustDeepSilence@JustDeepSilence4 жыл бұрын
  • I’ve had an iPhone since I was 4 years old 😂 I definitely think it was to shut me up

    @ryansreborns@ryansreborns4 жыл бұрын
    • Terrible and lazy parenting. No child that young should have a phone.

      @Sam-oo1uo@Sam-oo1uo4 жыл бұрын
    • Sam it's really no different than having a gameboy.

      @Candorsmayhem@Candorsmayhem4 жыл бұрын
  • That thumbwar bit killed Meh.

    @MissteriousMisstress@MissteriousMisstress4 жыл бұрын
  • Love it hahaha

    @LPAh.973@LPAh.9734 жыл бұрын
  • love ya

    @neisham7478@neisham74784 жыл бұрын
  • 08:46- how many of you immediately googled Mrs Michael McIntyre!

    @jamesdspaderf2883@jamesdspaderf28834 жыл бұрын
  • I’m from earth and this guy is funny.

    @thejasonbischoff@thejasonbischoff4 жыл бұрын
  • When he talked about the long sighted people it killed me I am long sighted and when he was like someone will be talking to you and you are like who are you go away then when they are a decent distance away u r like wait come back where r u going

    @Liv.s05@Liv.s053 жыл бұрын
  • Night farts lol fireworks 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💫💥💣

    @feirouzefoufa3036@feirouzefoufa30364 жыл бұрын
  • 8:11 ....... i've had a coughing fit after laughing too much .....l

    @ivanolsen7966@ivanolsen79664 жыл бұрын
  • You are sooooo in trouble with the Mrs!!!

    @karenc1733@karenc17334 жыл бұрын
  • I've had tennis elbow and I don't play tennis either.

    @michellecourtney780@michellecourtney7804 жыл бұрын
  • Hesss gooooddd

    @abirahmad4427@abirahmad44274 жыл бұрын
  • I was born in 2006 and I played I spy and thumbwars all the time, I guess since my sister was born in the 90’s we had more old fashioned ways on entertainment.

    @Zombiiedevil@Zombiiedevil3 жыл бұрын
  • I can just imagine walking in my friends basement and seeing 10s of 100s of toilet seat just hanging out in a corner

    @potatoeblade1165@potatoeblade11654 жыл бұрын
  • Good stuff

    @louiswilkins7461@louiswilkins74614 жыл бұрын
  • I'm dead, people steal toilet seats?? The fuck goes on in London 😂😂😂

    @mandylam5439@mandylam54394 жыл бұрын
  • Watching this on my iPad.

    @Moonwired@Moonwired4 жыл бұрын
    • Moonwired..... and .......

      @sharonready5102@sharonready51024 жыл бұрын
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