Norm Macdonald Tells The Most Convoluted Joke Ever - CONAN on TBS

2021 ж. 29 Сәу.
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(Original airdate: 05/21/14) Norm has a hilarious story to tell...do you have a spare 37 minutes?
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  • "Well ya know...a man grows". Pure comedic gold.

    @NickodemusBigotes@NickodemusBigotes5 ай бұрын
    • A throw away line on his part that is better than most comedians entire career.

      @DenOndeMister@DenOndeMister2 ай бұрын
    • I'm convinced that wasn't a mistake and an improv. he likes to have mini-jokes in his jokes and he crafts jokes to have layers and asides. He probably thought of this as a funny idea to insert in this joke act. He pauses too like he's expecting it to be pointed out.

      @moonbalancedd@moonbalancedd2 ай бұрын
    • Conan's reaction was incredible 🤣😂

      @moosedawgatlantaproductions@moosedawgatlantaproductions2 ай бұрын
    • Honestly it is the BEST part of the joke. Because Norm messed up and got called out on it. Then you see him go "Ohhh damn I messed it up haha", and he comes up with such a good line to not only counter his mistake but to turn it into the joke. 10/10

      @gifi4@gifi42 ай бұрын
    • @@moonbalancedd I suspect this, too. Maybe he just knows Conan that well to know where he's going to set stuff up, because later in the joke he had a fakeout that Conan played into perfectly with "I look across the hall but what do I see? An attendant, who took me to the part of the aquarium I REALLY wanted to go to."

      @geneparmesan8748@geneparmesan87482 ай бұрын
  • I am convinced that a “four mile hike to see a dog turd “ was taken as the biggest complement ever by Norm

    @chumaktv5386@chumaktv5386 Жыл бұрын
    • I think Norm was just putting him over to make up for always making Andy the butt of his jokes back in the day. The dog turd line is pretty weak, certainly not strong enough to unseat the likes of Norm. You see how much more credence the audience gives Andy’s joke because of Norm’s reaction to it, Norm knew what he was doing. I honestly think he gave him that reaction as well as the handshake to top it off in order to smooth over any unresolved beef Andy may have had. It’s a shame with that in mind that Andy had to go and speak ill of Norm after his passing in relation to how he feels he was treated by him. Andy just couldn’t cop a joke on the chin and move on, a bad trait for a talk show sidekick.

      @william5691@william5691 Жыл бұрын
    • @@william5691 it's more likely that norm... Liked the joke. Crazy I know, but it sounds like you're the one that doesn't like Andy Any beef that he had with norm was most likely squashed behind the scenes. And further, if you're a big norm fan, you'd probably know norm wouldn't give any kind of praise to a joke he didn't actually think was funny

      @CrumbsLamond@CrumbsLamond Жыл бұрын
    • ​@@william5691 I like that you came up with this convoluted, alternate explanation to project your personal frustration with Andy onto Norm. That makes way more sense than the sensible, boring explanation that Norm simply liked Andy's joke.

      @chetmanley7514@chetmanley7514 Жыл бұрын
    • Yes, so spot on. He buckled over and fell to the floor without saying anything. Imagine how that hike would actually be like. Four miles, exhaustion, exertion, all the way driven by purpose. And at the end the dog turd. Doesn't even matter then. The dog turd is holy by that point. Just like the youthful porpoise.

      @ohayuhanna@ohayuhanna Жыл бұрын
    • Especially since it was coming from the Swedish German Andy Richter

      @dad7335@dad7335 Жыл бұрын
  • Norm built an entire career out of entertaining himself, and we all got to come along. RIP Norm. There will never be another like him.

    @zencomeseasy602@zencomeseasy602 Жыл бұрын
    • wanna hear my Norm Macdonald joke? Supposedly, laughter is the best medicine......

      @blackmancer@blackmancer Жыл бұрын
    • Nice

      @MrMambott@MrMambott7 ай бұрын
    • @@blackmancer tell that to hes cancer haha?

      @goodsir.813@goodsir.8136 ай бұрын
    • ​@@goodsir.813he actually tied with the cancer. He killed the cancer too.

      @MoonCowGaming@MoonCowGaming6 ай бұрын
    • @@MoonCowGaming weighing a courageous battle ...

      @goodsir.813@goodsir.8136 ай бұрын
  • I told this joke to a couple of kids in their early 20's, and they bought the story hook, line, and sinker. When I delivered the punchline, there was a long pause followed by one of them saying "I want to die." I laughed for a minute straight. Couldn't wish for a better response. Thanks, Norm.

    @scantykneesocks1141@scantykneesocks114110 ай бұрын
    • That is awesome. Well played.

      @deathvalleyfarmer5563@deathvalleyfarmer55639 ай бұрын
    • You should be ashamed..no hooks,lines or sinkers around dolphins..😆

      @maggifatai4497@maggifatai44978 ай бұрын
    • I read your comment, and I laughed for 2 minutes straight just imagining your situation with these kids. 😄

      @grantscharoff@grantscharoff8 ай бұрын
    • @@maggifatai4497Nothing wrong with eating dolphin so long as it’s tuna-free.

      @nutbastard@nutbastard7 ай бұрын
    • That's hilarious XD

      @cassu6@cassu67 ай бұрын
  • Norm is simultaneously a rambling old man and a mischievous child while Conan just stares completely incredulously

    @ElisandroDeLeon@ElisandroDeLeon2 жыл бұрын
    • That’s a great description of Norm

      @youtime18@youtime182 жыл бұрын
    • @@youtime18 Conan said something like that himself on his podcast remembering Norm, about him being a mischievous child. It's just too perfect.

      @groofay@groofay2 жыл бұрын
    • Dennis Miller called him "like a profane child" back in the late 90's, so he should really get the credit for the accurate analogy

      @remyogun8270@remyogun82702 жыл бұрын
    • Great way of putting it!

      @tandago7281@tandago72812 жыл бұрын
    • Norm and Conan had fantastic chemistry

      @andybunn5780@andybunn57802 жыл бұрын
  • "well..You know a man grows" he totally came up with that on the spot. Comedic genius. The world won't be the same without him. RIP Norm.

    @ralphyboy6996@ralphyboy69962 жыл бұрын
    • I never got that joke. Was there something to get? Or was it just Norm being Norm? I laughed, but I didn't get why Conan was laughing so hard... This thought keeps me up at night.

      @snakey934Snakeybakey@snakey934Snakeybakey Жыл бұрын
    • @@snakey934Snakeybakey People will say "A man grows" to justify radical change so applying it to the man's last name after being called out on it was just an absurd misdirection. An absurd explanation for an absurd situation.

      @biggusdickus1689@biggusdickus1689 Жыл бұрын
    • @@biggusdickus1689 thanks

      @snakey934Snakeybakey@snakey934Snakeybakey Жыл бұрын
    • He didn't find it on the spot. He prepared it

      @tdb517@tdb517 Жыл бұрын
    • You could see the wheels spinning. Miss him

      @poroy7744@poroy7744 Жыл бұрын
  • my favorite Norm moments are when a joke he says bombs, because you can always hear one person absolutely losing it

    @bluelegbaboon7058@bluelegbaboon7058 Жыл бұрын
    • @Jacob King They're laughing at the audience expecting Norm to tell a normal joke. No, Norm tells jokes where he makes fun of joke telling, the audience doesn't get it, except one guy does and it is hysterical only to that guy. I am that guy.

      @askthepizzaguy@askthepizzaguy Жыл бұрын
    • @@askthepizzaguy Norm told multiple punchlines on the way to the main punchline which was never as funny as the punchlines he had used to build to the end and that was the absolute genius of his comedy. That's why some get it and some don't. For those of us that do we know that there will never be another Norm.

      @SimpleManGuitars1973@SimpleManGuitars1973 Жыл бұрын
    • It's Conan.

      @busterlowd4365@busterlowd4365 Жыл бұрын
    • ​@@askthepizzaguy oh yeah for sure Mr. Main Character

      @yashim08@yashim08 Жыл бұрын
    • @@SimpleManGuitars1973 ooh yes, that's it! Perfectly put!

      @zoli11@zoli11 Жыл бұрын
  • Andy had FOUR attempts at getting that joke out before he finally got to tell it. He knew he had gold. I’m so glad he kept persisting and delivered it so well, seeing Norm literally fall out of his chair laughing was everything.

    @HeelTaker7@HeelTaker7 Жыл бұрын
    • And I am convinced that Norm appreciated that joke a lot.

      @oz_jones@oz_jones11 ай бұрын
    • Just two.

      @adriantrusca1245@adriantrusca12456 ай бұрын
    • 💀

      @bragtime1052@bragtime10525 ай бұрын
    • I've never seen Norm laugh so hard

      @werdwerdus@werdwerdus4 ай бұрын
    • @@oz_jones He seemed more like the kinda fella who appreciated him what on the account of being Swedish-German.

      @followingtheroe1952@followingtheroe19524 ай бұрын
  • “A four mile hike for a dog turd.” That was his style. Love him.

    @TheBugkillah@TheBugkillah2 жыл бұрын
    • I call that the "marriage delivery." Powerful technique.

      @natediaz1863@natediaz18632 жыл бұрын
    • "more Quebecois humor" yeah that's right Andy, not a lot of folks were ready for this. The same goes with this week's news.

      @stoicspartan01@stoicspartan012 жыл бұрын
    • And then he looks at you. Except that dog turd is the most nutrient filled turd in the western hemisphere and is shaped with gods proportions

      @Person22333@Person223332 жыл бұрын
    • @@stoicspartan01 Andy is a sharp guy. Check youtube to watch him crushing Wolf Blitzer on celebrity Jeopardy

      @joelinsb8650@joelinsb86502 жыл бұрын
    • His punchlines are pretty solid usually. This one was hilariously terrible.

      @sabhinandhkumar@sabhinandhkumar2 жыл бұрын
  • "Well, you know a man grows" is one of the funniest lines ever said by anybody. RIP Norm Macdonald, comedy genius

    @kubagalinski8724@kubagalinski87243 жыл бұрын
    • I love how quickly he produced that

      @klaatubarada2455@klaatubarada24553 жыл бұрын
    • @@Texaslonghorn_ It's not supposed to make sense. As a man grows his last name changes. It's completely absurd.

      @kubagalinski8724@kubagalinski87243 жыл бұрын
    • Ya it's like well nobody's perfect

      @TheSuperArhum@TheSuperArhum3 жыл бұрын
    • omg...just classic...

      @iggypopisgod9@iggypopisgod93 жыл бұрын
    • I think he did it on porpoise. Norm always finds ways to slide a joke in when no one sees it coming.

      @nulref575@nulref5753 жыл бұрын
  • The absolute joy on Norm's face when he knows he sucked them in only to deliver a terrible punchline to a terrible joke is just priceless.

    @bob_sandvagene@bob_sandvagene10 ай бұрын
    • how come is it a terrible punchline?

      @IanDikhtiar@IanDikhtiar8 ай бұрын
    • @@IanDikhtiar Did you not get the joke?

      @bob_sandvagene@bob_sandvagene8 ай бұрын
    • @@bob_sandvagene oh, I got the joke, and I found it the most hilarious punchline ever. How is it terrible? Did YOU not get it?

      @IanDikhtiar@IanDikhtiar8 ай бұрын
    • @@IanDikhtiar Yes.

      @bob_sandvagene@bob_sandvagene8 ай бұрын
    • @@bob_sandvagene I don't think so. Watch it again.

      @IanDikhtiar@IanDikhtiar8 ай бұрын
  • I met Norm once and I said I love his jokes on talk shows. He told me he's given six minutes and just never has enough to say, so he just made up convoluted jokes to kill time.

    @brod7650@brod7650 Жыл бұрын
    • same

      @TehSWEED@TehSWEED Жыл бұрын
    • @@TehSWEED Same here! Glad to hear I’m not the only one who has to ramble during talk show appearances to fill time.

      @deadfr0g@deadfr0g Жыл бұрын
    • Excellent

      @scottcates@scottcates Жыл бұрын
    • That is the most Norm logic I've ever heard.

      @somea2v@somea2v Жыл бұрын
    • Perfect

      @SalvableRuin@SalvableRuin Жыл бұрын
  • People always forget what Norm said; _"I don't want fancy things, I don't want fancy shmancy things, I don't even want fancy shmancy wancy things, or fancy shamncy take-a-trip-to-France-y things. _*_What I want is wasting your time_*_ and mine"_

    @Patrick.Weightman@Patrick.Weightman3 жыл бұрын
    • I just screenshotted this and made it an IG post. Thanks.

      @CoachHeyward@CoachHeyward3 жыл бұрын
    • @@CoachHeyward Way to carry on his legacy 😏

      @rosep4630@rosep46303 жыл бұрын
    • @@rosep4630 he is not dead

      @seananonymous9289@seananonymous92893 жыл бұрын
    • @@seananonymous9289 not yet

      @jacobvarney23@jacobvarney232 жыл бұрын
    • @@jacobvarney23 Thanks for the update 😂👍

      @seananonymous9289@seananonymous92892 жыл бұрын
  • Norm falling out of the chair was so nice to see. He even gave Andy a handshake for the quality comeback. Warms this young chunk of coal’s heart.

    @jvenom174@jvenom1742 жыл бұрын
    • Honestly, that's my favorite moment of the video.

      @Missjunebugfreak@Missjunebugfreak2 жыл бұрын
    • Andy Richter man. Best late night sidekick ever. Every time he pipes up it's gold

      @conorobrien1025@conorobrien10252 жыл бұрын
    • @@conorobrien1025 oh yeah, I love when conan talks about Andy. There was a story where conan and the writers were trying to come up with a punch line for something, Andy walks by and hears the conversation and delivers the punch line like it was nothing.

      @jkap34@jkap342 жыл бұрын
    • @@prezadent1 Not at all, Norm would never respond to his own punchline that genuinely. Probably the first time he heard the line.

      @stephanemagne2440@stephanemagne24402 жыл бұрын
    • Norm never reacts like that. I think he reacted that's way because Andy was able to perfectly articulate what Norm was trying to do, "bring you on a 4-mile hike to show you a dog turd." He turns it into an art.

      @murphyburger7717@murphyburger77172 жыл бұрын
  • I’ve rewatched this multiple times only to realize he gives us all these unnecessary details in the story without actually clarifying the significance of who this character is or what he actually does. Amazing

    @THEOFFICIALTBTV@THEOFFICIALTBTV2 жыл бұрын
    • "The soil wasn't arable. It was rocky, hellish." - Norm Macdonald🤔😋

      @matttherrien9608@matttherrien9608 Жыл бұрын
    • He was supposed to save the town by being the smartest guy

      @MathiasMaximus@MathiasMaximus Жыл бұрын
    • HE was their HOPE I guess

      @TheGameTree@TheGameTree10 ай бұрын
    • ​@@MathiasMaximushe was going to be the next one

      @jimjoycewakfin@jimjoycewakfin7 ай бұрын
    • Jacques DeGatineau was supposed to be the next great Canadian politician (but then he vanished).

      @dasstreets@dasstreets3 ай бұрын
  • The pure joy and satisfaction on Norm's face when he delivers "youthful porpoise" will forever be my favourite moment. He well knew it was a ridiculous joke and he looks so proud of it.

    @Frank-kq4te@Frank-kq4te6 ай бұрын
    • "Youthful poipose??!"

      @callmeshaggy5166@callmeshaggy51664 ай бұрын
    • Useful

      @asdwaetd@asdwaetd3 ай бұрын
    • I didn't get it 😅

      @kiradotee@kiradotee2 ай бұрын
    • Ah! I just googled porpoises, loooool!

      @kiradotee@kiradotee2 ай бұрын
  • "I think you just changed his last name." "Well...you know...a man grows" that on the spot gold!!! RIP Norm

    @TheFinalStanza94@TheFinalStanza942 жыл бұрын
    • Next level...

      @JD..........@JD..........2 жыл бұрын
    • He planned it.

      2 жыл бұрын
    • @ possibly, i think it was spontaneous though. it's norm after all.. the way he laughs before he says it, like he's cracking himself up from what he's about to say lol.

      @TheFinalStanza94@TheFinalStanza942 жыл бұрын
    • Literally was the Jordan of comebacks. He don't miss under pressure

      @rossdreizler4191@rossdreizler41912 жыл бұрын
    • @@TheFinalStanza94 nah man. Dude had a real french name that he transitioned into another real french name that's vaguely similar. Absolutely no way this wasn't planned.

      2 жыл бұрын
  • I never saw that last part where Andy insults Norm's story so hard he falls out of the chair laughing. Norm shakes his hand afterward, a worthy jab by Andy after all the times Norm has mocked him. Dudes rock.

    @MyName42@MyName423 жыл бұрын
    • Nobody know about that but you, me, andy richter and the guy that has to hold Andy richter down

      @jcmick8430@jcmick84303 жыл бұрын
    • He broke down Norm's formula in the briefest and most hilarious way, and Norm knew it. Hard to get Norm to laugh at all, ever.

      @Ironman374@Ironman3742 жыл бұрын
    • Miss this kind of television :(

      @chiraagrm2817@chiraagrm28172 жыл бұрын
    • What's better than this, a bunch of guys being dudes

      @tombstonejones9581@tombstonejones95812 жыл бұрын
    • @@jcmick8430 Are you referring to Andy Richter, the Swedish-German?

      @jeffprentiss5064@jeffprentiss50642 жыл бұрын
  • "...and to here again..." 1:17 When he stops and smiles at himself after - he's so proud of himself with his word choice. Love it!

    @crazzylarry1@crazzylarry1 Жыл бұрын
  • Norm doesnt want fancy things, he just wants to waste everyone's time and i love it

    @panzfaust9812@panzfaust98126 ай бұрын
  • Andy's crude description of Norm's style is so spot on that Norm reacts more than he has ever reacted to anyone!!!

    @CueVueTV@CueVueTV2 жыл бұрын
    • That was a very funny line

      @overthetip@overthetip2 жыл бұрын
    • I think it encapsulates Norm's career or at least his joke style perfectly, because my God dog turds are funny

      @imnotsumitnagar@imnotsumitnagar2 жыл бұрын
    • And we lap it up and ask for more 😅

      @TheBehm08@TheBehm082 жыл бұрын
    • no...

      @pongkong@pongkong2 жыл бұрын
    • Dark

      @evanmcshannock@evanmcshannock2 жыл бұрын
  • That split-second sinister smile he would make every so often when he was telling jokes used to slay me every time. Nobody will ever replicate this. RIP Norm.

    @VincentK.McMahon@VincentK.McMahon2 жыл бұрын
    • It was his own recognition of his orneriness, in the absurdly dry delivery of his jokes. Absolutely brings me to tears laughing

      @NikoXC08@NikoXC08 Жыл бұрын
    • Up there with sean lock. Or down there maybe. RIP both of them

      @MsGeorgeyboy@MsGeorgeyboy Жыл бұрын
    • In a world full of comedians, to be this unconventional? Wow!

      @matttherrien9608@matttherrien9608 Жыл бұрын
    • Not "sinister." More like impish and mischievous.

      @hv3115@hv3115 Жыл бұрын
    • @@hv3115 it's that smile when he comes to a point in his delivery where even he's lost.😂😂momentarily, of course.

      @matttherrien9608@matttherrien9608 Жыл бұрын
  • Few people make me go insane as Norm could. What a master we lost 😢

    @6884@6884 Жыл бұрын
    • isnt it a vast sea of tears is for ol chunk o coal!

      @T25de@T25de Жыл бұрын
    • We still got the toobz

      @christopherwellman2364@christopherwellman2364 Жыл бұрын
    • @@T25de Why n Earth did you come here? Cause the light was on?

      @christopherwellman2364@christopherwellman2364 Жыл бұрын
    • I think you just forgot to take your meds

      @PlayboyKeon@PlayboyKeon Жыл бұрын
  • Only Norm could tell that joke, and it would still be funny.

    @j50wells@j50wells Жыл бұрын
    • . We Up

      @richardbahnsen932@richardbahnsen932 Жыл бұрын
  • RIP to this comedy legend. One of the best.

    @Jogwheel@Jogwheel2 жыл бұрын
    • F

      @Matthew-uy6lc@Matthew-uy6lc2 жыл бұрын
    • F

      @jakeperkins6725@jakeperkins67252 жыл бұрын
    • No other comedian like him. 😔

      @poopikins@poopikins2 жыл бұрын
    • one of the greatest and funniest ever

      @Dianimations_@Dianimations_2 жыл бұрын
    • At least he dodnt die of hypocrisy. Hypocrisy is the worst. Cancer is a real jerk

      @grennbalze@grennbalze2 жыл бұрын
  • Team Coco don't be shy. Please release all the Norm Macdonald clip interview.

    @pwatchmh@pwatchmh3 жыл бұрын
    • I'mnotnorm is a yt channel that has a lot of his clips.

      @Krobelux@Krobelux3 жыл бұрын
    • It's so sad we lost norm rip

      @calummacintosh2539@calummacintosh25393 жыл бұрын
    • @@calummacintosh2539 bruh, he's still alive.

      @rsoe9158@rsoe91583 жыл бұрын
    • @@rsoe9158 apparently he's serving a youthful purpose

      @last1second@last1second3 жыл бұрын
    • @@last1second last time I heard he went on a laying-on-women spree without their consent and he was sentenced for prison, what a jerk that guy is

      @justgrey3114@justgrey31143 жыл бұрын
  • Man the last few seconds of the video of Conan saying “ I love you. I really do, you know that right?” Got me. These two were so freaking natural together you can tell that they were very good friends and understood one another. Rip norm!

    @Raumes513@Raumes5132 жыл бұрын
  • Norm is the only guy that can tell bad jokes that you will go back and watch again.

    @hungfao@hungfao Жыл бұрын
    • So, so, so true...

      @davidreeves8266@davidreeves82666 ай бұрын
  • I love the respect he shows Andy at the end for making him laugh.

    @rhove09@rhove092 жыл бұрын
    • I noticed that. He literally takes a knee for that line. And look at the joy on his face. No ego at all. What a loss.

      @nicholas958@nicholas9582 жыл бұрын
    • Just noticed the hand shake - what a wholesome moment

      @christosioannou9628@christosioannou96282 жыл бұрын
    • You'll like the first clip from this compilation then: kzhead.info/sun/Z8WjitWnnHVjhqc/bejne.html

      @DanCicala@DanCicala2 жыл бұрын
    • @@DanCicala that was fun thanks man

      @timmartinez9901@timmartinez99012 жыл бұрын
    • Look up his Rehab story with Letterman. Dave gets the last laugh and the look on Norm's face is pure joy. kzhead.info/sun/oZltfJWDr2qXo40/bejne.html&ab_channel=JeffWiersma

      @palehorse864@palehorse8642 жыл бұрын
  • I love how this and the moth joke both feature unnecessarily complicated people’s names. Norm is a twisted genius!

    @Molson-xg9hs@Molson-xg9hs3 жыл бұрын
    • @John Micheal Kane the dog turd from the end of Andy’s 4 mile hike could do a better job than James corden

      @lobsters12111@lobsters121113 жыл бұрын
    • Also known as non-American names ._.

      @hayk3000@hayk30002 жыл бұрын
    • Gregaro

      @ronchang9791@ronchang97912 жыл бұрын
    • @@ronchang9791 sounds like he could be in that new pirate movie. GregARRRRRRo!

      @davidchown1427@davidchown14272 жыл бұрын
    • Lori Sungleberger begs to differ

      @no_peace@no_peace2 жыл бұрын
  • I love when Norm impresses himself and we get that little smirk

    @HeyItsEmilyLove@HeyItsEmilyLove Жыл бұрын
  • 3:03 to 4:10 is the greatest thing to witness. 3 friends just ribbing each other, laughing and joking. Not one single ounce of ego, pride, jealousy, hate, envy or animosity. Something tells me it would still be the very same conversation from those 3 if you were next to them at a table in a restaurant.

    @MrYoubrian@MrYoubrian Жыл бұрын
    • Andy wasn't a friend of Norms, he was more of a Swedish-German

      @followingtheroe1952@followingtheroe19524 ай бұрын
  • Norm is the dude that makes the comedians cry from laughter.

    @darkinstinctful123@darkinstinctful1233 жыл бұрын
    • And Andy with his quick wit made norm fall out of the chair with laughter.

      @travislazenby6797@travislazenby67973 жыл бұрын
    • That's dark

      @braj221b@braj221b3 жыл бұрын
    • @@travislazenby6797 Qqqq

      @absharma555@absharma5553 жыл бұрын
    • Also , seemingly the only one who universively can

      @sedevacante0027@sedevacante00273 жыл бұрын
    • @kriqtic Or so the Germans would have us believe.

      @walangchahangyelingden8252@walangchahangyelingden82523 жыл бұрын
  • So sweet when Conan says, “I love you, you know that right?” He really did ❤️

    @monsterman4496@monsterman44962 жыл бұрын
    • I think Conan did. Their chemistry was amazing!

      @michealfox207@michealfox2072 жыл бұрын
    • @@michealfox207 word

      @monsterman4496@monsterman44962 жыл бұрын
    • Beautiful!

      @AnnabellaRedwood@AnnabellaRedwood2 жыл бұрын
    • yeah conan definitely loved norm. I watched a lot of conan back in the day and norm was one of the only people that genuinely made conan laugh like for real. not that there weren't other funny guests but norm and conan together was always natural and conan didn't have to try and steer a conversation.

      @IHUNTMAINS@IHUNTMAINS2 жыл бұрын
    • Does he own a doghouse though?

      @jasonraymond7762@jasonraymond77622 жыл бұрын
  • Easily the best guest and truly an original, RIP❤️

    @jacobcostello6108@jacobcostello6108 Жыл бұрын
  • Conan's look to the audience at 2:27 is underrated

    @hughjass3014@hughjass30142 жыл бұрын
    • Norm: "YOU were to go to Canada--uh...to Canada's...nation's capital of Ottawa--" Conan: "...😑..." 😂

      @Hard_Boiled_Entertainment@Hard_Boiled_Entertainment2 ай бұрын
  • Conan was Norm’s best audience. You can tell how much Conan loved him. Rest easy you legend

    @nopeteys2424@nopeteys24242 жыл бұрын
    • Dennis Miller

      @highsociety7677@highsociety76772 жыл бұрын
    • @@highsociety7677 Letterman

      @7beers@7beers Жыл бұрын
    • @@7beers no way. He worked brilliantly with all 3, but Miller was by far the most enamored with ol Normy.

      @highsociety7677@highsociety7677 Жыл бұрын
    • Nobody worked better with Norm than Conan.

      @purleybaker@purleybaker Жыл бұрын
    • @@purleybaker Not even close. Letterman had clever comebacks and they brought out the best in each other. Conan says nothing original.

      @7beers@7beers Жыл бұрын
  • Rest in peace Norm, everyone will miss you. Except maybe Andy Richter the Swedish-German.

    @lepari9986@lepari99862 жыл бұрын
    • That was a great!!

      @grioulaloula8594@grioulaloula85942 жыл бұрын
    • I think especially Andy Richter, the Swedish-German. Love you Normie.

      @natekenworthy7367@natekenworthy73672 жыл бұрын
    • And Frank Stallone. 😆

      @mr.green2341@mr.green23412 жыл бұрын
    • ...and Don Ohlmeyer 🦚

      @floresarts@floresarts2 жыл бұрын
    • I don't know who thatis but he sounds like a real jerk

      @ethanlivemere1162@ethanlivemere11622 жыл бұрын
  • Oh Norm, it's only been a year and I miss you already.

    @IANinALTONA@IANinALTONA Жыл бұрын
    • Me too. I've always been a fan of Norm, but man, I still wish I would have appreciated him more when he was alive. I'm watching all these old videos laughing so badly my sides hurt. Usually at some point, I'll go, Is norm actually insane? lol. Love this dude.

      @mirandaperry5245@mirandaperry5245 Жыл бұрын
    • Well, I'll say this: When the news broke that Norm was no longer of this world, the first words on everyone's mind were, "Where was O.J. that night?"

      @Hard_Boiled_Entertainment@Hard_Boiled_Entertainment2 ай бұрын
  • It's easy to miss the perfect writing in the first part of the story. 'He went over across the pond to the fellers in Cambridge and he even stood up to them' 'I started to do stand up and travel, from here to there and here again.' Norm was quite the wordsmith.

    @nyancat6322@nyancat63222 жыл бұрын
    • Norm was a poet and a storyteller in my eyes, being funny was the cherry on top. Greatest comedian ever.

      @ger4747@ger4747 Жыл бұрын
  • If you notice before Andy said the line with the turd, he tried to tell it two times but Norm and Conan were still going at it. It's such a prime example of not giving up on your thought just because you feel like the third wheel in a conversation.

    @DroNez11@DroNez112 жыл бұрын
    • actually 3 times even

      @allylilith5605@allylilith56052 жыл бұрын
    • It literally knocked norm our of his chair

      @stinkyman1761@stinkyman17612 жыл бұрын
    • @@allylilith5605 I imagined that said in Snagglepuss' voice EVEN!

      @musicloverme3993@musicloverme39932 жыл бұрын
    • Sometimes Andy just lets it go, but he knew this one was too good to pass

      @jeremyc9593@jeremyc95932 жыл бұрын
    • Andy actually saved that joke and Norm knew that

      @lechusokolowski@lechusokolowski2 жыл бұрын
  • Norm didnt lose the battle with cancer. When he died, the cancer died too. So it was a draw. Rest in laughter, the #GOAT

    @priyankandatta5644@priyankandatta56442 жыл бұрын
    • Well said. Thank you

      @venom7774@venom77742 жыл бұрын
    • Now turn this joke into a two-mile hike. RIP Norm.

      @conanichigawa@conanichigawa2 жыл бұрын
    • Norm told his cancer a story so funny, they both died laughing. RIP king

      @heli0s2003@heli0s20032 жыл бұрын
    • I love that cancer quote of his.

      @michaelumhoefer9597@michaelumhoefer95972 жыл бұрын
    • that's a very Norm joke 💕

      @kelseycoca@kelseycoca2 жыл бұрын
  • Let's all take a moment to appreciate how perfect Conan is a host for this style of jokes by Norm. No other host can give Norm the space and make him comfortable enough so that he can breathe and ramble on to develop his intricate wording and convoluted story lines. Even on Letterman (who was also a great Norm host!) you can see that Norm, when he's on the couch, is more constrained and has sharper stories. But only on Conan does he really let loose like this, leading to these amazing jokes/stories, such as this one and the moth joke.

    @muthusid@muthusid2 ай бұрын
    • Well, they were great friends 🧡

      @kelleygreengrass@kelleygreengrass25 күн бұрын
  • This anecdote really put Témiscaming, Quebec on the map!

    @superpowerfulmagnets@superpowerfulmagnets2 жыл бұрын
  • I love how he is explaining "the sea world" for Conan 😂

    @glennmathisen2537@glennmathisen25372 жыл бұрын
    • Ya know? With the fish? Ya know?

      @Daosguard@Daosguard2 жыл бұрын
    • With the different fish???? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

      @shawnws1641@shawnws16412 жыл бұрын
    • Reminds of Jim and Kevin on The Office. “‘Sea World’ or ‘see the world’?”

      @Texas_Swift@Texas_Swift2 жыл бұрын
  • "It's like somebody saying I gotta show you something and take you on a 4 mile hike to show you a dog turd" Norm is hilarious

    @smoshauto@smoshauto3 жыл бұрын
    • Lol 😂😂😂

      @soulsymphony5111@soulsymphony51113 жыл бұрын
    • Andy is consistently funny as well

      @sharmaadwit@sharmaadwit3 жыл бұрын
    • @@sharmaadwit Andy the Swedish-German

      @Shawn-wt4kh@Shawn-wt4kh3 жыл бұрын
    • It was actually Andy making that joke, but it wouldn't have been possible without Norm setting it up :)

      @davegroenendijk6265@davegroenendijk62653 жыл бұрын
    • Andy said it, not Norm

      @anonym58063@anonym580633 жыл бұрын
  • I love how Conan admonishes the audience for laughing while visibly on the brink of laughter himself XD

    @snakey934Snakeybakey@snakey934Snakeybakey Жыл бұрын
  • "well you know a man grows..." I use this same line so often now thanks to this great man's inspiration.

    @matthewwhite5936@matthewwhite59366 ай бұрын
  • When the way to tell a joke is funnier than the punchline, its art.

    @Ganiscol@Ganiscol3 жыл бұрын
    • its a shaggy dog story

      @medved0987@medved09872 жыл бұрын
    • @@medved0987 just had to good what that was and that is literally the word for 80% of norms comedy 💀. Lol gotta love him

      @TWOhype23@TWOhype232 жыл бұрын
    • @@TWOhype23 RIP

      @jw9099@jw90992 жыл бұрын
    • With a punchline you can always bomb, this guy is like a comedy shotgun.

      @Illlium@Illlium2 жыл бұрын
  • I wonder how many times Norm had a silly punchline in mind and then just built in a super long, convoluted story in reverse order. What a genius.

    @sumatran@sumatran2 жыл бұрын
    • Exactly! haha

      @Owl90@Owl90 Жыл бұрын
    • Chappelle does that as well, two true masters of their craft.

      @facubove8472@facubove8472 Жыл бұрын
  • Norm's the kind of guy that can not only make a lame pun one of the funniest things you ever heard, but when he messes up the story, his recovery makes you laugh even harder than anything else. Humor is in his spirit. There'll never be another like him.

    @UnchainedEruption@UnchainedEruption Жыл бұрын
    • One of the best parts is when Conan catches him changing the guy's name, and then.... "well, you know a man grows"

      @horton12545@horton125457 ай бұрын
  • I can say 3 things we can all agree on 1. He was a hell of a comedian 2. He had a voice anyone could recognize 3. He will be missed

    @johnathanzetino3223@johnathanzetino32232 жыл бұрын
  • Conan telling Norm "I love you! You know that right?" At the end is such a sweet ending to this amazing moment in comedy history.

    @vanhalenps4@vanhalenps42 жыл бұрын
  • My favorite part is Norm saying “now I believe!” at the end of the joke. Gets me every time.

    @DrTimWhatleyDDS@DrTimWhatleyDDS2 жыл бұрын
  • "I started to travel from here to there and to here again." That was an underrated joke and he said it for his own enjoyment. RIP legend.

    @stephenvierling2287@stephenvierling22872 жыл бұрын
  • The corny joke was actually made 10 times funnier by Norm immediately, loudly saying "now I believe..." right after the punchline

    @nickt1417@nickt14173 жыл бұрын
    • The way he looks around cracks me up!

      @stevenjacob1983@stevenjacob19832 жыл бұрын
    • @@eighteen-naked-cowboys May be I don't understand American humor well, but why was this comedy just because Norm said "I believe that" after the story?

      @matchbox1275@matchbox12752 жыл бұрын
    • @@matchbox1275 it’s funnier because he says it louder and everyone had to do a mental double take. It also takes away the painfully awkward couple seconds right after a pun is dropped. If he stopped at “porpoise” there would have been an utterly silent second or two until the audience kicked in and this avoided that. (Notice the audience is dead silent until after he says “now I believe”)

      @sharkprisoner1909@sharkprisoner19092 жыл бұрын
    • @@sharkprisoner1909 If only I knew what 'porpoise' meant! I googled it. Now your explanation makes it much funnier. Thank you so much.

      @matchbox1275@matchbox12752 жыл бұрын
    • That's when we can briefly cath a glimpse of his essence

      @Vamos82@Vamos822 жыл бұрын
  • R.I.P. this man, the King of Intentionally Long-winded Dad Jokes.

    @BucklingSwashes@BucklingSwashes2 жыл бұрын
  • The way he scans the room after like "how bout that punchline? Huh?"

    @lightlybatteredjustcrispy@lightlybatteredjustcrispy4 ай бұрын
  • Has there ever been another comedian so naturally funny and so naturally likeable? I can't think of one. Even among the greats he stands out.

    @bensonbright@bensonbright2 жыл бұрын
  • "A youthful porpoise" this man was a genius.

    @MalcolmCrouch@MalcolmCrouch2 жыл бұрын
    • i jjust love how he enjoys dragging everyone to this loong story lol with a seemingly out of tune punchline lol

      @Estefaniac19@Estefaniac192 жыл бұрын
    • I didn't understand the joke, can someone please explain?

      @espvp@espvp2 жыл бұрын
    • @@espvp Jacques served a youthful porpoise instead of a useful purpose.

      @JoseAntonio-qu8nk@JoseAntonio-qu8nk2 жыл бұрын
    • @@JoseAntonio-qu8nk ohh I see haha thanks. English is not my first language and didn't know the word "porpoise".

      @espvp@espvp2 жыл бұрын
    • @@espvp what is the joke?

      @midorimashintaro2092@midorimashintaro20922 жыл бұрын
  • I love how Andy wraps it up and puts it into perspective with his own joke and Norm acknowledges with the handshake that he was one upped. This (and the fact that he was even allowed to tell the joke in the first place) is why Norm was the best on Conan's show.

    @justion337@justion3373 жыл бұрын
    • Facts

      @GameTime-yj6qv@GameTime-yj6qv3 жыл бұрын
    • It must be such a gratifying feeling to make Norm MacDonald laugh like that.

      @GH-om5rp@GH-om5rp2 жыл бұрын
    • @@GH-om5rp And get the handshake.

      @craigcode7103@craigcode71032 жыл бұрын
    • The interesting thing is that nobody even suspected where this story was headed...except there was a little suspicion when Norm changed the fellow's name, Conan let on that this was probably going to be a waste of time Norm yarn...but when Norm starts the story about this guy from Tamescaming, QC going to McGill and Cambridge...all legit names and places...we all get sucked in to this "dog turd" of a story!

      @thejils1669@thejils16692 жыл бұрын
  • "now that's a hell of a burden for a man, to have a town's hopes pinned on him..." my favourite line.

    @ZenithLegend@ZenithLegend3 ай бұрын
  • Oh how I miss him, such confidence, the deconstruction of jokes and his awareness of bad punchlines just to annoy people is beyond hysterical.

    @surfwriter8795@surfwriter879510 ай бұрын
  • "I went from here, to there, and here again." -Norm MacDonald

    @Dev-fo7oi@Dev-fo7oi3 жыл бұрын
    • a hobbit's tale by normy baggins

      @jhogrute@jhogrute2 жыл бұрын
  • Every joke Norm makes feels like a joke you would die laughing at at 3 am, but when you think about it when you wake up, it makes no sense

    @CMinionTV@CMinionTV3 жыл бұрын
    • Sense

      @yoyosworld22@yoyosworld222 жыл бұрын
    • "It makes no since."Actually sounds like a punch line to one of Norm's stories!

      @craigcode7103@craigcode71032 жыл бұрын
    • I actually watched this joke at around 3 am and I haven't laughed so hard in months.

      @williamkezmarr@williamkezmarr2 жыл бұрын
    • Kinda like “hour... BACK! GET IT?!?!”

      @zachf9464@zachf94642 жыл бұрын
    • I happen to be watching this at 2:31 am. And I'm laughing. Point taken. Let's see how I feel about it when I wake up later.

      @questionmarke@questionmarke2 жыл бұрын
  • Andy nailed the equivalency so well Norm fell out of his chair and gave him the handshake lol

    @truthful805@truthful8052 жыл бұрын
  • When Norm does the head nod after Jaques de Gautier i just kills me 😅

    @eyeversion@eyeversion6 ай бұрын
  • “I love you. I really do. You know that, right!” I’m glad Conan had the chance to say that while he still could.

    @reeceracing123@reeceracing1232 жыл бұрын
  • He's like that uncle that shows up at every family reunion, tells you he knew you from you were "yea high" and gives you twenty dollars and gets really drunk during the evening, offending everyone except the kids, who hang by every story he tells.

    @tossedburrito9028@tossedburrito90283 жыл бұрын
    • ...I feel seen

      @a-aron14@a-aron143 жыл бұрын
    • Then he disappears for years without any word and shows up randomly one year at Thanksgiving

      @vandalprixx8800@vandalprixx88002 жыл бұрын
    • Shoot. I think I'm that uncle...

      @williamkezmarr@williamkezmarr2 жыл бұрын
    • The kids never get mad at you when you ask a cousin with a large wife when the baby is due.... so thats why im over here alone drinking.. say, can you do this? _pretends to remove finger and reattach it repeatedly_

      @the_original_Bilb_Ono@the_original_Bilb_Ono2 жыл бұрын
  • Always loved this segment. The first time it aired, this story seemed to drag on FOREVER. I always thought that at 3:00 Conan looked legit annoyed by Norm, having just burned all that precious network airtime. And Richter's comment is just gold. I'm gonna miss these three legends sitting together. RIP Norm.

    @snakebrown3755@snakebrown37552 жыл бұрын
  • I love how Conans reaction serves as the real punchline.

    @Demention94@Demention942 жыл бұрын
    • He’s been a really good host, helping out guests all the time, adding in a thing here or there, but of all late night hosts he’s the one who facilitated the most

      @redpointt@redpointt Жыл бұрын
  • He had everyone laughing several times during a terrible story with a bad pun to finish. He was a legend lmao

    @lucky9er567@lucky9er5672 жыл бұрын
  • *For those that still don't get it:* Norm tells Jacques de Gautino that everybody expected him to serve a "useful purpose", then Jacques tells him that he is serving a "youthful porpoise". Porpoise is a sea creature that resembles dolphins. Jacques is feeding young (youthful) dolphins at SeaWorld for a living. Basically, norm stretched a 15 seconds joke to 3 minutes and wasted everybody's time which is even funnier.

    @ibrahimmahrir@ibrahimmahrir2 жыл бұрын
    • Thank you

      @louforcier2549@louforcier25492 жыл бұрын
    • Don't explain it

      @mrskinszszs@mrskinszszs2 жыл бұрын
    • @@mrskinszszs why not ? For people who english isnt their first language it is really helpful

      @louforcier2549@louforcier25492 жыл бұрын
    • @@louforcier2549 because it's funnier without the explanation

      @mrskinszszs@mrskinszszs2 жыл бұрын
    • @@mrskinszszs i understand but its not funny at all when u dont understand the punch line

      @louforcier2549@louforcier25492 жыл бұрын
  • I love this, this is Norm at his wacked out best, the extreme unnecessary details, the pauses, simply hilarious stuff.

    @paulmca8514@paulmca8514Ай бұрын
  • 4 mile hike to see a dog turd!!! That was Andy Richter's best putdown ever, especially vs. Norm. Even Norm had to recognize. And you know Andy had that in his back pocket because, let's be honest, he was commenting on ALL of Norm's jokes! Great thing was, like everything in life, it's all about the 4 mile hike/journey isn't it? And Norm was a master trail guide.....miss you Norm.

    @tommyoshady@tommyoshady Жыл бұрын
  • The way he puts emphasis on random words to make them see important to the joke is genius

    @ChadCarney-hu3du@ChadCarney-hu3du2 жыл бұрын
  • At 0:35 you can actually see the moment where "a man grows" pops into Norm's head.

    @jamesbarnousky1270@jamesbarnousky12702 жыл бұрын
  • It's great how he just makes up a pun and builds a story as long as he needs just to get there

    @juanjosedeburgos5258@juanjosedeburgos5258Ай бұрын
  • With Norm, the punchlines really were the friends we met along the way

    @ekathe85@ekathe852 жыл бұрын
  • The man knew he was dying and had a finite amount of time left, yet he still did long funny ass jokes. Now that’s brave. Still don’t believe he’s gone.

    @d2thezdeezee113@d2thezdeezee1132 жыл бұрын
    • I want to give this a thumbs up, but there are currently 69. Nice.

      @andrewdubose9968@andrewdubose99682 жыл бұрын
    • He's dead? I didn't even know he was sick.

      @Bone8380@Bone83802 жыл бұрын
  • For Norm I would go on that 4 mile hike every single time. He was an absolute treasure 😭

    @kittyglitterbabysitter@kittyglitterbabysitter2 жыл бұрын
  • 0:13 "go on with me" look

    @IMajst3RI@IMajst3RI2 жыл бұрын
    • Lmao

      @bait5257@bait52572 жыл бұрын
  • Norm’s laugh and response after Conan said he changed the name was pure gold 🤣 Norm was just having fun, he told jokes for his own amusement lol.

    @docproc144@docproc144 Жыл бұрын
  • RIP Norm. The world just lost an absolute legend.

    @OhNyo69@OhNyo692 жыл бұрын
    • In fact we just gained a legend...

      @s0baz@s0baz2 жыл бұрын
  • RIP Norm…such a loss. “When I hear a guy lost a battle to cancer, that really did bother me, that that’s the term. It implies that he failed and that somebody else that defeated cancer is heroic and courageous” Norm Macdonald

    @lukep6053@lukep60532 жыл бұрын
    • It was a tie, or a draw, as them English would call it.

      @met0xy@met0xy2 жыл бұрын
    • Wow. If I knew what he was going thru

      @missyounorm33@missyounorm332 жыл бұрын
  • I can't explain how much I miss Norm, man was a genius.

    @RezaEvol@RezaEvol15 күн бұрын
  • Conan and Norm is an unmatched duo. These segments are masterpieces 😂😂.

    @c523jw7@c523jw7Ай бұрын
  • RIP to a comedy legend. I was lucky enough to see him a couple of years ago. He went about an hour over set and it was worth every second. I’m in shock over this loss. Crazy

    @jessicab8281@jessicab82812 жыл бұрын
  • i don’t even have words… one of the funniest people to grace the world

    @hamilcross@hamilcross2 жыл бұрын
  • Norm's jokes are the pure definition of "The journey is more important than the destination."

    @charlesc4511@charlesc4511 Жыл бұрын
  • I love it how Norm throws out a name he made up 1 second ago and then meaningfully looks and waits for a reaction, then continuing his story.

    @dingdingdingdiiiiing@dingdingdingdiiiiing2 жыл бұрын
  • Norms cheeky smile and side eye he gives people as he says something really corny is arguably the funniest facial expression of all time. RIP to the funniest man that has ever lived. We’ll miss you ❤️

    @joellitt-jukes9715@joellitt-jukes97152 жыл бұрын
    • Truly. Thanks for the laughs, Norm! RIP ❤️

      @brookehefley7136@brookehefley71362 жыл бұрын
  • Norm was trolling us, himself, and comedy in general. Such genius

    @elcoyote9410@elcoyote94102 жыл бұрын
  • For someone who didn’t get the joke. It’s his wordplay on useful purpose and youthful porpoise( animal looking similar to dolphin)

    @subashchandrapoudel4257@subashchandrapoudel42576 ай бұрын
    • I didn't get the joke either, I thought I was the only one, thx.

      @patmat.@patmat.2 ай бұрын
  • Thanks for showing us the "polished turd" Norm. We love u for it ❤️

    @edub9930@edub9930 Жыл бұрын
  • "Well you know, a man grows" - nearly destroyed my computer with my morning coffee

    @sapiensmasculus9722@sapiensmasculus97222 жыл бұрын
    • I didn't get it

      @oussamaamine1697@oussamaamine16972 жыл бұрын
    • @@oussamaamine1697 He was implying that as men grow older and wiser they change their last name, which is an absurd statement, which in turn reveals that the whole story is made up, and that he is taking Conan and the entire audience for a ride. What's not to get.

      @sapiensmasculus9722@sapiensmasculus97222 жыл бұрын
    • @@sapiensmasculus9722 No. It seems to me that Conan would have already heard his joke and Norm had given another last name. The phrase comes up that the man, as he ages he tends to forget things that don't have much importance, such as a name in this type of joke.

      @paulispaul1974@paulispaul19742 жыл бұрын
  • I love how Andy makes him fall out of his chair with the dog turd comment, then Norm shook his hand.. he really appreciated that one!

    @KingNast@KingNast2 жыл бұрын
    • Good ad lib make it "hike four miles to see a dog turd shaped like a cat turd."

      @joelinsb8650@joelinsb86502 жыл бұрын
  • 0:07 - This is the best nodding I've ever seen in my life!

    @G2RMN@G2RMN9 ай бұрын
  • “No. NO. Don’t encourage that!” Lol Conan is awesome too, funny bit

    @jacobgraves8352@jacobgraves835210 ай бұрын
  • Norm really had that “let’s see if you fall for this prank”-look in his eyes all the time. 🤣 RIP, Norm!

    @henrikaugustsson4041@henrikaugustsson40412 жыл бұрын
    • Most of the time he just amused himself, we just got to ride along.

      @oz_jones@oz_jones11 ай бұрын
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