Pandemic Reset: Biden Moves On Masks and Workplace Safety While Fauci Zings Previous Administration
On his first full day in office President Biden presented the country with a clear path forward in the fight against Covid-19, signing numerous executive orders and allowing Dr. Anthony Fauci to resume his vital role as a spokesperson for the government's pandemic response. #Colbert #ALateShow #Monologue
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It is INCREDIBLE to me as a non-American that Biden had to write executive orders to start doing the things that EVERY OTHER COUNTRY HAS BEEN DOING FOR A YEAR 🤦♀️ Such basic, basic things. I can’t believe what an utter failure that last administration was. Just in every single sense. Welcome back, Americans. We missed you ❤️❤️❤️
Thank you! Let's hope we can get things going in the right direction soon.
in 4 years, come tell us how much of an utter failure this one is too. remember the "system" responsible for divisive policies and frankly racist crime bills, that "system" has been carried along for decades by the same people still holding offices. in 4 years, come tell me how the system no one likes, everyone keeps "voting" for, for some wild ass reason or another
💝💝🥰🥰
We've missed ourselves. We need mental health therapy for having the crazy uncle abuse us for 4 years.
Thank you! Many of us Americans missed America too! It’s great too have her back!
I'm Australian, and even to me, this new administration feels like a heavy anxiety blanket has been lifted. Well done, America. Good to have you back!
Thank you. It feels so great to have a sane voice in power.
Exactly ! Feeling the same way in NZ
Sooooooooo glad to be back. For the first time in 4 years, I didn’t wake up with a feeling of dread, and immediately start scrolling the news. It’s a nice feeling.
Thank you ! 😍
Same from the UK, the knowledge that we don't have to read a new tweet or listen to a disjointed speech about the biggest vote ever or the dems trying to steal or Antifa blah blah... just back to normal briefings and a sane admin
I haven't seen Colbert smile this much in about 4 years. He almost looks younger, it's insane.
Wait till you see Fauci's first presscon in the Biden White House 🤣🤣
The same with Fauci. Toward the end of the last administration he looked old, sad, withered and ready to die. Now he's smiling and looks fresh like he went through some kind of rebirth.
His boy is out office
A lot of people suddenly started to look younger after Jan. 20th.
We're all going to feel the same soon
I've been yelling into the void about Glorfindel since I was ten, I felt so validated there for a minute.
This is the first time I’ve seen Stephen this happy in a long time.
Four years
You missed the inauguration day show EPIC ❤
Aren't we all are 😁
Except when he had Barack on, lol.
Aren’t we all LOL
I heard an awful lot about what Joe was doing today, but I never once *worried* about what he was doing.. Nice.
Um that is president joe Biden lol, but yes it is nice 😊
Almost unreal, innit? Problem is, one of my main sources of comedy is gone now: i can't wake up at 8:00 am CET and open up the news thinking 'let's see what scandal that buffoon has gotten himself into today'.
I still don't understand how a channel with zero content has almost 5,000 subs. Unless its a bot.
@@edoardoprevelato6577 I mean... I'm totally fine with the trade off.
Worry when he shows us his teeth. Unlike Trump who is always flashing his teeth yet screws up in front of the medias nonstop. Sorry but so glad Trump is outta the office!!!
I will never get tired of Colbert showing off his Tolkien knowledge
Yas
being a simpleton must be like living in hell every day
I bet the teleprompter is just turned off any time he does that.
I can almost hear Evie shaking her head sadly and agreeing “Facts!” after the Tolkien tirade.
I''m so glad for Fauci.. My god, this guy was sooooo happy!! It had to be a nightmare to work under tRump when you are an intelligent, competent and honest human being.
It's harder when people like you ignore science: www.watchdominion.com
@@starscreamofvos yeah nah, if you cite a website as science you have already admitted you are as thick as two short planks. Science is probably beyond you, but humour me - where did you get your BSc?
This is a play on a quote by Isaac Asimov, but seems more fitting: "When ignorance is considered patriotism, it is unsafe to be intelligent." I use the word Ignorance instead of stupidity, because I've seen far too many intelligent people willfully ignoring what is as plain as the nose on their face with "The Great Loser". We have some serious cognitive dissonance going on here...
It scares the hell out of me to think that it's only after Biden takes office that OSHA is directed to do what workplaces in Australia has been doing for nearly a year now.
Some states have had rules in effect for months, with varying degrees of compliance. I won't take breaks in the break room, I always go out to my car. My mask only comes off in the building for water.
I work in a factory and OSHA had to be called out for tons of complaints and violations, I was even called into a meeting to discuss what was actually happening vs what the managers were saying. Their response was essentially "This isn't actually our job, it's the heath department's" They don't give a shit, either. The whole thing is a joke and we're dying.
Now we need universal health care like you have!
Same here in New Zealand.
Australia? Everyone dude. Okay maybe not China but why should the cause do anything against the effect? But oh boy, public transportation without mask being allowed almost a year after the pandemic started, ridiculous.
Evie cracking up so hard at Stephen’s Tolkien rant🤣🤣🤣
Anyone else very impressed with Colbert’s singing voice? It’s surprisingly lovely.
I would definitely like to hear him do a full cover of “A Whole New World” the question is who should he duet with?
Wasn’t he in the show the office singing as well 😆
That was 100% auto-tune.
@@richardharrold9736 He sings on live TV, it's real.
@@elisabethtenbrinkkelley8044 maybe, doesn't mean they can't have autotune in the signal chain, with a slight delay if need be. That singing is 100% autotune. Doesn't sound remotely like the real thing.
Stephen's line about obsessing over Tolkien with Evie sitting right in the same room and giggling off-screen is just chef's kiss perfection!
Shut up
@@TotalAmateurMusician no u
@@TotalAmateurMusician no u
@@TotalAmateurMusician no u
@@TotalAmateurMusician no you
Last night was one of the best sleep I’ve had in 4 years and today I almost cried when I Dr. Fauci at the WH briefing today *smiling*. Normal and boring hasn’t looked this attractive in years.
Me Too !!
Amen!
Me too, I actually slept 9 hrs. My body was definitely catching up on the last 4 years of stress
I think all rational people slept better.
Happy boring!
God I love people like Fauci. No political motivation - just tells the truth as he experiences it.
Ikr it's not like he has a vested interest in pharmaceutical industry. Turn off your TV
@@Spykdwthpain DO tell... what is his vested interest in the Pharma industry? And if this is just an unsubstantiated guess on your part - don't bother.
@@Spykdwthpain Seriously? 🤦♀️🙄
Unfortunately, people like my father think he's a quack because he USED to be an epidemiologist. As if custodians forget how to clean when they get another job.
Fauci leaked gain of function documents
Stephen goes on a Tolkien rant.... It reminds me of that moment in Friends when Joey turns to Ross and says, 'Damn. you must be good in bed.' (Evie smiles from the sidelines)
I really enjoy hearing Mrs. Colbert giggling off camera.
Especially when Stephen was making fun of himself with obscure Tolkien references.
I need to find my own Evie who thinks I'm awesome and laughs at my jokes. *Sigh*
I now 100% prefer this format over the pre-COVID monologues and want it to stay this way post pandemic😂
👍
Yea, she's cute 💖
It's only the day after inauguration and Stephen looks years younger, and very happy. Welcome back Colbert!
Have you seen Fauci at the first briefing? He looks YEARS younger ❤
Even fauci has a glow on his face
@@robinross5102 Yes, I watched the briefing today, he was so giddy! He's allowed to get back to his job and spreading truth. Loved it.
@@robinross5102 It was a transformation. It must have been terrible for him not being able to help plus have death threats.
Right? Mmhmm president joe Biden can make anyone look years younger. God knows I president joe Biden took away premature wrinkles caused by the last 4 years
Stephen talking about Tolkien is just too damn sexy. There needs to be a disclaimer.
Disgusting
"It doesn't make sense that we got played..!" BWAHAHAHA! I'M DYING! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Geeze, Fauci looks ten years younger.
lack of badgering does that to you
I thought the exact same thing!
It's amazing what happens when you have a good boss
Amazing what being able to smile will do.
I think a lot of us do. I felt years younger instantly by noon on the 20th
In the midst of all this, Evie's delightful laugh is so heartening and calming. Thanks, dear Evie.
You are so right. It's totally heartwarming :)
Evie has been the rightfully sung hero of this show under quarantine.
If I get vaccinated*:/ Treatment 1.- Can I stop wearing the mask? - No 2.- Can they reopen restaurants etc and everyone work normally? - No 3.- Will I be resistant to covid? - *May be*, but we don't know exactly, it probably won't stop you getting it 4.- At least I won't be contagious to others anymore? - *No you can still pass it on*, possibly, nobody knows. 5.- If we vaccinate all children, will school resume normally? - No 6.- If I am vaccinated, can I stop social distancing? - No 7.- If I am vaccinated, can I stop disinfecting my hands? - No 8.- If I vaccinate myself and my grand parents , can we hug each other? - No 9.- Will cinemas, theatres and stadiums be reopened, after vaccines? - No 10.- Will the vaccinated be able to gather the community closer? - No 11.- What is the real benefit of vaccination? - *The virus may not kill you*. 12.- Are you sure it won't kill me? - No 13.- If statistically the virus didn't kill me anyway ... Why would I get vaccinated?" - To protect others. 14.- So if I get vaccinated, the others are 100% sure I'm not infecting them? - No 15.- is there liability if I get seriously injured or die? -NO 💥 So it is true that the shot does not give immunity. Does not eliminate the virus. Does not prevent death. Does not guarantee you won’t get it. Does not prevent you from getting Covid.. Does not stop you passing it on Does not eliminate the need for travel bans. Does not eliminate the need for business closures. Does not eliminate the need for lockdowns. Does not eliminate the need for masking. So...Why the hell am I getting vaccinated.... To keep running the pharmaceutical BUSINESS? To help bring in the "Great reset". Something more nefarious?
I like that Colberts energy is back. Also it seems like the jokes are back at a good place.
Aaron he has some great jokes that go by too fast. Some should stick around longer to enjoy. They go from one joke to another too quick.
Oh, Stephen. Thank you for existing.
You notice the world got a little better, when Colbert whips out the Tolkien facts again
I absolutely loved that. -^_^-
I loved his demented Tolkien rant. Also noticed his gentle self-deprecation of his sincere religious beliefs. He's a devout Catholic as far as I know still but he can joke about it.
THIS!
I liked the LOTR movies but i did get disappointed when Arwen rescued them instead of Glorfindel, because in the book it was such a badass moment! He was an effing elf lord and that moment in the book when he first appeared was really EPIC!
Stephen is singing and nerding out about Tolkien. THIS IS A GREAT DAY.
I wonder if he really does make corrections in that Tolkien dictionary.
I'm here for Stephen's nerd rants 💯
@@teamwrong09 if it's the one I'm thinking of, he could be a long time, it's full of mistakes 🤪
GLORFINDEL GOT SHAFTED!!!
INDEED!
When he said "President Biden" I literally got chills.
Third time was a charm thanks to a campaign of fear. Like a charm.
@@dr.emilschaffhausen4683 Agreed. Campaign of fear from the Liar in Chief and his minions Proud Bois and Q-idiots.
@@MTMF.london Find a positive headline from CNN between 2016 and 2020.
kzhead.info/sun/e6-imryRb2iAbIE/bejne.html
@@dr.emilschaffhausen4683 How many of Trump's 30,000+ lies should the media have called him out on? Half? 25%? None? It's Trump's own fault, the corruption, the lies, the incompetence, the insanity..
Upvote for the Glorfindel rant. Also, totally hilarious that Trump’s “Proud Boys” and Q-crazies are turning on him and FINALLY realizing that they’ve been used and their dear leader doesn’t give a shit about them.
Always love when he talks about Tolkien, but wasn’t the Glorfindel who fought at Gondolin a different Glorfindel than the one who lived in Rivendell?
Of course, they never had a plan. That’s literally the least surprising thing I’ve heard all day.
Shocking but not surprising.
@@Nintendoggy a perfect phrase for the whole time 45 was in power
Oh man, even the Cylons had a plan. Nobody knew what it was, but at least they had one!
*I* could have winged a response better than these fools, mostly because I would actually put the work in and WANT to get rid of the virus. How sad is that?
Old thing I learned in the Navy - "Proper Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance" or "PPPPPP".
"they had no plan" wow, let me try to contain my surprise
Yeah, everyone's saying, "it was worse than we thought" - like, really? Was it? Was there even a single person who actually thought he had a plan?
@@KingBobXVI Truth!
He isn't even faking the enthusiasm for LoTR, Mr Colbert is such a fan he actually appears as a cameo in one of the movies.
I'm gonna be so happy to not hear "unprecedented" one to four times per week, every week, for years at a time.
Stephen's wife laughing from the sidelines is the best thing ever 😂
Agree about this thing.
I'm definitely here fo it!!!!😂😂😂
They so cute
@Awakened Jaguar Bro, its literally a piece of cloth over your mouth where and how tf are you getting hunger games
@Awakened Jaguartheir, they're, there...the differences matter. ..clearly the english language isnt in your favor.
Stephan and Fauchi look so relieved, they 10 years younger.
The moment I saw a clip of Fauci at that press conference, I thought, "He looks so relaxed!" I hope they're still keeping security on him and his family, though. Those nuts are still out there.
I really enjoyed the references to JRR Tolkien! Stephen, thank you for making the last few months easier to endure!
"The REAL Bad Place was the friends we made along the way"
I like his wife laughing in the background. It's more real feeling to make his wife laugh. I bet he loves that.
I was never much for late night TV. I started watching Stephen in the last six months of the previous presidency. But a big thing I really appreciate is the more intimate feel that comes from the smaller set and the laughs of his wife and the crew.
You can see joy on Stephens face when she chuckles
@@bradsimpson8724 I’ve been watching his show since 12 years ago, all I can say is that he was great back then, and is probably even better now. He knows how to adapt, content wise as for logistically. He prooved it during the pandemic.
"They had no plan". That pretty much sums up the last 4 years.
Trump was a threat to his own country, just nobody was willing to admit it. He should have been removed from office long before now! Oh well, he’s gone now and hopefully he’ll never be able to run for office ever again! He shouldn’t be allowed to!
Did anyone really think he had a plan - I am still waiting for his health plan that he promised to unveil a couple of years ago. But let's all be reasonable, if he worked to develop a plan then he would probably have to give up at least one weekend of golf - and what is more important, a weekend of golf or a few thousand American lives.
@@hudson5610 The golf, obviously. Who cares that 400,000 people died or people are losing their homes? Who cares that the nation is being crippled? Golf is important! *slams fist with stupid righteousness*
Always remember this is the same clown who perpetuated the lie about a 'trump russia', 'russia trump' conspiracy theory starting in 2016 and 3 years thereafter. After those 3 years and millions upon millions of tax dollars wasted it turned out the only conspiracy were the liberal fascist elements in the US government who wanted to punish the American people wanted their voices heard by voting in someone who was *outside* the political elite power structure in 2016 for President.
@@ThunderAppeal Looks like a Red Hatter just joined the chat.
“Free kool aid and Nikes” 😭 I couldn’t stop laughing
Since he went on talking about Tolkien's works, I have to take a moment to thank Stephen for turning me on to the Silmarillion. Such an excellent read!!!
Fauci looks like he finally got a good night's sleep, woke up refreshed on a sunny morning, had a good breakfast, danced to his favourite tunes and walked on air right onto that stage. I hope he gets more of these.
Oh he definitely will. Also you notice he don't have a Big man baby breathing down his neck -Literally - every time he's at the podium
I woke up this morning feeling exactly like that😁😁😁😷🇨🇦
The man looks like a weight has been lifted off his shoulders!
Bill Gates said in a Ted Talk that: "If we do a good enough job with va##ines, we can reduce the worlds population by 10-15%". Now he suddenly wants to save your life? I don't think so. #Wake up. #No to va##ines.
@@CRAIGC55 Yo, who tf left the gate to the trollhouse open???
You know how happy Stephen is when he talks for nearly a minute about Tolkein non stop. #Glorfindelgotshafted
Probably without cue cards
Stephen... I love when you nerd out on LotR. Don't ever change.
"The DNA test results came back, and he is 100% That Bitch". I'm gonna use that. I don't know in what conversation I can use that, but I'm using it. 🤣
I was late on the Lizzo reference 🤣
When he went into that LOTR sermon, I felt the SPIRIT. I stood up. Started pacing. I felt that. Understood every word!
I've never felt more connected to someone as when he did that. It was amazing, and no one else understood why I was agreeing with him.
YES! Actually made me quite eager to read the Silmarillion again. Also need to get the Fall of Gondolin book.
That was a stirring moment! Not nerd culture!! Awesome cool people who love amazing literature culture!
This was the best part by far. Lol.
I didn’t understand it but then, I’m sure no one understands me when I rant about Doctor Who or Marvel, so I get the sentiment
I love when his crew and wife laugh. So much better than the fake laugh tracks on other shows
the deep wheezes get me
it's one of the things I am enjoying about these staff only shows. This one and Seth Meyers.
I love it when he says something funny.
Yup, I agree!
I'm getting used to this casual-covid and intimate setting. I don't want to ever see Steve in a suit again. 😉
The fact that you love Tolkien as much as I do just made me like you even more, Colbert.
The first time I hear President Biden, it caught me by surprise, in such a great way. Made me smile, and I’m Canadian! 💚
Guess when Donnie kept telling us about 'that health plan coming any day now', he was talking about the one Joe is gonna have to create.
The republican healthcare plan: "Dont get sick".
Yuuuuppp! It’s written down in his spiral notebook the keeps his golf clubs from falling out the golf bag
This is the happiest I’ve ever seen Dr. Fauci... I dont think I’ve ever seen him smile before.
It’s nice to have a president who’s actually trying to fight this pandemic instead of joking about drinking bleach and putting sunshine in our asses
"It simply doesn't makes sense that we all got played.." "uuuuuhh... yes it does.." I don't know why I found that so funny.
I’ve never seen Dr. Fauci that emotional. How vindicated he must’ve felt to finally be able to just speak scientific truth without having to deal with crazy man’s fragile ego! He really looked like he’s letting out bottled up anguish just a bit, in a controlled manner... thank you for hanging in there doctor Fauci!
What do you know today you didn't know 6 months ago?
@Do good Be good Really? If you believe in something, you do everything you can to affect change, and leave the rest. If everyone thought like you did, no one would’ve come out to vote in 2020, Martin Luther king Jr. would’ve just let injustice happen to his race again and again, etc. There certainly are things beyond our control and it’s important to acknowledge that, but I thoroughly reject your “our choices don’t matter” narrative.
@Do good Be good wow there’s a lot here, thx for sharing. I am so sorry for all the hardships you had to endure... Didn’t have time to respond but wanted you to know that I read this and that I grieved for you. When I get a chance I’ll respond thoughtfully, peace.
@Do good Be good i read this thread and thought deeply about it, but there's just one thing that i cant understand. why did you reply about this to this comment in particular? after reading and re-reading this thread over and over, i realized that its not really relevant to the original topic. im not saying that i disagree with your ideas, in fact i partially agree with them, im just wondering why you replied them to this comment.
You do know when this started fauci was the one telling everyone not to worry about covid correct?
Only Stephen could go on a political rant that diverges into a Tolkien rant and then back to a political rant while continuing to make total sense and never lie ONCE.
You'll make a fine SS.
@@dr.emilschaffhausen4683 Opposite Day was last week
Though I would have to add that Gandalf did come back after his fight with the Balrog ... what? Ahem .... I'll be over in the back re-reading the Silmarillion again
except drinking from his mug
@@dr.emilschaffhausen4683 doing Nazi recruiting here? You'll have more luck at Newsmax or OANN, try there
"Biden issues order to wear masks on public transportation." This is so basic it genuinely disappoints me that it wasn't already a thing. I'm so relieved I don't live in America.
I'm relieved it's changing
Oh it's a things here in America. You must wear a mask on public transportation in NYC.
@@MeaghanTamara one city isn't the US. There's no mask requirements where I am
@@ThePunk01 But a bus system is public. Every bus in NY and New Jersey you need a mask. I have traveled but down south no one uses public transportation. But masks were worn in NC GA. But Florida mask usage was a little shakey. I will say.
@@MeaghanTamara At least there's more usage than the mandate inferred, but as a Canadian, it's strange to see such an obvious federal public safety precaution take so long to be implemented in any capacity.
“The best Cults give you Kool-Aid and Nikes”! 😂
Flavor Aid! I know it seems a small and dumb mistake but it bugs me way more it should be lol.
@@yourinnerlawyer4035 I know, but it's been 'Drank the Kool Aid' in the vernacular for so long we're really just stuck with it.
@@xaenon oh yeah, I totally know that but I still can't help snipe about it. 😂 Like I said, it bugs me way more that it should be lol
Fauci looks like he had the best day ever and then got to get back to working on something he truly enjoys.
He's actually smiling!
He looks so much happier and relaxed
Like he's had a facelift or something!!
I highly doubt there are many people in the world happier than Dr. Fauci to see Donald gone, I mean, the poor guy was the one that had to deal with that moron in the middle of the worst pandemic in a century.
You can tell the sections of the monologue that Stephen writes entirely himself. Any mention of Glorfindel is a complete giveaway.
Any man who can weave Silmarillion references into everyday conversation is a star!
@@jennstandring5172 Absolutely...Stephen is a high ranking Tolkiener!
Finally! Someone else feels like I do. Glorindel was cheated of his rightful place in Tolkienian cinema!
I giggled madly at all of that and immediately shared it with my Tolkien-minded friends.
Old Mad Colbert got into the Gaffer's cider again.
Golly, it's so nice to get to laugh at the nut cases without having to live in fear of them.
Colbert's best monologue , the Tolkein rant is pure genius.
Trump deserves every single bit of insult and hatred he's getting. He brought all of this upon himself.
I don't think the world has enough insults to give him! He's the culmination of virtually all things evil and in some ways its a good thing he was incompetent!
Facts!
@@johndoe-ek1qs I thought I was tired of eating popcorn after 4 years of watching The Towering Inferno, Crash, Dumber and Dumber, and those B&W zombie movies, but I was wrong.
Never mention his name again. Whitewash it out of your mind
That’s funny he’s out of the White House and look at what’s going on in Portland !
Should I be embarrassed with myself or proud that every single thing he said about Tolkien's work made complete sense to me? I think I will say proud.
Heck yeah👍🏻👍🏻
Elen síla lúmenn’ omentielvo, be proud!
Same! 🤣 I want to send it to my family members who are hardcore Tolkien fans, but sadly, they'd be offended at the rest of the monologue, sigh. (They're conservative. I'm the black sheep.)
The "Storm" was the S*t storm lasting 4 years that ended this week.
OMG, here in Australia we've been doing these things, as a bare minimum, for 12 months. Come on guys you can do this, it works.
Slowly, slowly, one by one, every single person who ever liked him, is realising, he was never anything more than a back-stabbing crook, who played them all like a fiddle, to line his own pockets.
I don't think so, his followers are even dumber than he is. The politicians that followed him did it because it fueled their own self interests
@@EmyN yeah I was also going to say this. Slowly one by one is far too optimistic... Whatever is much slower and full of self denial and willful ignorance of fact...
How do I get my partner to realize this? He just can't let go! And he's a great person, not a racist or a bigot or anything. He's lovely. I don't get it. We live in GA and he's from LA so culture has something to do with it, but I just wish I knew how to get him to admit maybe he was wrong about Trump.
come on man fiddle players don't deserve the comparison
Also he made money on all of that pardonpalooza. That is definitely illegal and there's need to be an accountability. Never forget that.
When Stephen said “preeeeeesiiiideeent Biiiiiden” I have to be honest, I said it with him.
Same! And am not even American 😂😂😂. So happy
Really though? What is all the gloating about? This family has more skeletons in their closet than any other
@@sublime8956 I disown you
Steeeve Maaadden
@@sublime8956 fact is, we have a REAL president in office now
HE FILIBUSTERED HIS OWN MONOLOGUE!! Funny how nerd rants sound just as crazy, but so much funnier, because no one gets hurt (except Gandalf). 🤣🤣
Thank you for making me laugh! I've needed it for four years
He's funny as hell, he's good-looking, he's a geek, AND he can sing. Is there anything Stephen can't do?
Be dull, unattractive, boring, and tone-deaf
So far, not get New Zealander citizenship 😝
Entertain.
He can't do wrong
He is just about as close to perfection as you can get.
Dr. Falchi looks 10 years younger! Lol! Smile looks good on him too.
Yeah he does. Hahaha. Fauci looks like he had a weight lifted lol
@ef zee vax-king I'll show myself out
He’s my hero!!! 🦸🏼♂️
RIP Glorfindel; never forget. 😭
Stephens wife has such a warming and loving laugh. Thank you and god bless.
I don’t get it - why hasn’t Biden boasted endlessly about how great he is, how great everyone thinks he is, how he made the stock market get an erection, how he’s the most honest and moral man he’s ever known, etc. It’s almost like he has . . . dignity or something. It’s been so long since I’ve seen it that I almost forgot what it was like.
It's almost like... he actually cares about people other than himself. Huh.
It was pretty horrifying to hear that the country is in worse shape than we thought, but hearing the remorseful cries of the Quanon followers and Proud Boys made things just a little bit better. I don't feel as miserable anymore. 🙂
It’s the simple things in life you treasure. Like alt right assholes getting buyers remorse. Like music to the ears
Umm, we not going to talk about that beautiful singing voice!? Like, okay when’s the album Steven?!
“Paunchy Pilate” 😂🤣😂🤣
You know that Stephen didn't even need the teleprompter for that LOTR rant.
Yeah, that was a personal struggle of a man trying to right wrongs with his own hands.
This DJ Khaled quote goes out to the Proud Boys and Q cult members: "Congratulations! You played yourself!"
Members of the Proud Boys, "They played us like a damn fiddle!"
Between the burns and the joy it's a totally different Stephen, looking forward to the next 4 years
Ermm more singing from Mr. Stephen Colbert please! Even over here in the UK that sounded beaut 🔥🔥🔥
Sanity and common sense has returned to the White House. The White House press secretary speaks coherently and about facts, and Dr. Fauci is free to speak about what he knows, - wow, it seems almost surreal . . .
From sham to real
Stephen getting excited about Tolkien gives me life.
Liked this video purely for the lore geeking. It's one of my favorite parts of seeing a LOTR thread online, too, it always ends up diving in deep. 😁
Yes, yes! But no, I will *never* try to slog my way through the Silmarillion begats again.
@@marenkuether-ulberg3311 😆 I assure you, there are worse literary begettings out there.
Finally, someone's talking about Glorfindel! I've been saying it for years! #justiceforGlorfindel
The Glorfindel rant! Thank you so much! Perfect!
Stephen looks 20 years younger since last week.
Hes a blood drinker
fauci too, his face looks more bright
So does Dr. Fauci
Trump was aging everyone in just 4 years 🤣
But still the same old blowhard.
“Moron-led, Chlorox-based, Dexamethasone rambling” Perfect.
Bill Gates said in a Ted Talk that: "If we do a good enough job with va##ines, we can reduce the worlds population by 10-15%". Now he suddenly wants to save your life? I don't think so. #Wake up. #No to va##ines.
@@CRAIGC55 I hope you someday get the help you clearly need.
@@CRAIGC55 with you on this one.
@@CRAIGC55 this is why we need to reopen mental hospitals
@@CRAIGC55 So you’re part of the anti-life movement?
It's like lickin' the frosting right off the cake, Stephen!
You could literally feel Trump's anger at the Fauci interview... because his Twitter is gone! 😆 😆
“It was a short walk from Q to Y” someone give whoever wrote that a pay rise
Agreed I am DEAD and happy to be dead via alphabet jokes
kzhead.info/sun/o9VmgddlpWiMmKM/bejne.html :)
"A short walk from Q to AAYY WHAT GIVES!!!".
I did not get that joke, Im not a native speaker, could you hint me in the right direction?
@@sadi5713 Y = Why. It's the same pronunciation
My eyes rolled so hard that I got a headache when the proud boys finally figured it out... That they were played. They are a little slower than the rest of us.
A ‘little’. I would say a lot
70 years too slow
would be funny if they went after trump wouldnt it? :P
Pride goeth before a fall....
Ahahhaaaa
Great monologue! Now how about posting the whole clip of Jon Bastiste singing “Maybelline”?
Just the look of relief and joy on Fauci's face speaks volumes
@John Edwards: Dr. Fauci has a beautiful radiant face, a beaming smile and, ha ha, the most infectious laugh :-)
Cos he's making bank from the vaccine
@@Spykdwthpain Prove it.
“It was a short walk from Q to whyyyyy?” Ohhh that was a good line.
Feels like Sam Jay
I have to admit it took me a second to realise it's a homonym of "Q to Y" :D -- please forgive me, I'm getting old.
The entire LoTR rant was just a straight up mood.
That part was nothing but truth bombs
I think Glorfindel is Stephen's Papyrus. kzhead.info/sun/nbqhnK6GgaGmgok/bejne.html (for the few who still don't know...)
I related to that way more than I should have. 😬
@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 Papyrus is a masterpiece :D
He filibustered his own monologue!! I was completely lost, but my husband was laughing WAY too hard at this. 🤣🤣
Yes, Stephen, it feels wonderful to say President Biden, using capital letters again and listening to whole sentences, ample vocabularies and common sense again (among many other improvements). And so happy to be in step with the rest of the world once more!
that joke about Jesus hits hard with the natives
Yes, that was perfect!😂
I heard something that I do not recognize... They are talking SCIENCE in the briefing room! Not one praise for Dear Leader! What is this?
How things should be?
Woke up with an emotional hangover from the glorious inaugural celebration. I haven’t smiled that much for an entire day in months.
Holy crap, Stephen made fun of his own religion - the introspection is refreshing...
Florida jokes were spot on. 👏🏻👍🏻