Desperate Donald Trump Attacks Dr. Fauci, Dances For Votes On The Campaign Trail
As the election fast approaches, Joe Biden is courting voters on the video game Animal Crossing while President Trump makes his case for a second term by lashing out at the country's most trusted doctor, wondering out loud why he's lost support among women, and subjecting everyone to his frightening dance moves. #Colbert #Monologue #BetterKnowABallot
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DO. NOT. LET. HIM. LEAVE. He stays here and experiences every debt, lawsuit, and karmic consequence he is due.
Absolutely. He must not escape the full extent of the law. The only way you can severely cut numbers into the cult is to expose him bare and fully naked for what he has always been: a crook, a traitor and a failed human being.
Don't worry: thanks to Trump making the U.S. the most diseased nation on Earth no one would be stupid enough to let someone from the U.S. enter their country.
I imagine the second he leaves office he's going to receive every indictment he's managed to hold at bay as president. Those will keep him while the federal crimes are investigated if they don't just straight up charge him with obstruction of justice.
DuMp45 probably looking for countries with no extradition treaty with U.S....
He should have his passport taken on the day he leaves office, or he will run. I would if I was him.
From Germany - way too early! Hope you vote the Criminal out of office! All the best!
Thank you. I hope we do!
Wollt ihr den totalen Trump?
He must go. I wonder what country will take him?
Thank you! Sadly, we have too much ignorance here but, those of us with logic and at least half a brain, are voting Biden. Stay well😷💙🇩🇪
Is this what Germany looked like right before Hitler rose to power? Are you watching this with the horrified realization of someone has already seen this before and knows how it ends? How close are we?
“Can you imagine if I lose?” I imagine that every day.
Agree! Joe Biden is a stupid joke of democrates! He can't even explain himself with his own words! Trump is gonna win for sure!!
@@rafalkaczynsky4040 What’s a democrate?
And then the socialist nightmare will come, no thanks. #WalkAway
Who say in the beginning wear mask omg work for me why not for you lilyana vip
@@rafalkaczynsky4040 you wish
"I lost to the worst candidate in the history of politics." A factual impossibility because he isn't running against himself.
Hillary can make this claim.
Isn't he? He's shot himself in the foot so much, he's working his way up the leg. I think he really will lose to himself.
Yet somehow he is his own worst enemy in all this
He is his own worst enemy.
😂
"How do you mess up dancing to YMCA, it comes with instructions!" 😂😂😂😂😂
Jesus Christ that’s funny!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yo that dance trump does is real?? How?
Seth Meyers said it’s called “roach in a glue trap” 😃
I can't wait til this insanity is over.
I’ feel the same way.
+1 You would probably like my playlist....
Wait 3 more months (1/20/21)
THEN VOTE. AND VOTE BLUE FOR ALL CANDIDATES!
@@yogaflirt7 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Please guys, just.. vote him out. I'm not even living in the US, but I can't stand it anymore. How can a normal thinking person just vote for someone like him? I mean, just watch and listen to him. What else must happen????
How can a normal person vote for Trump? That's a question most sane Americans ask themselves every day!
im a sane normal person and voting for him. i think a sane normal person in the US cares about our constitutional rights like free speech. the outright violence in this country against anyone with views that dont align to the radical left is why im voting for him. the censorship by big tech of the latest biden fiasco and the fbi coverup is another reason. i can keep listing them if youd like. it's not a cult and trump is not perfect but do you seriously think a guy that cant form a complete sentence or make it through a short speech without clearly demonstrating the he's in the early stages of alzheimers is fit to even run for president?
@@bw1330 why do you believe there’s an fbi coverup?
@@christinajackson2662 - two reasons 1. its now proven the fbi knew the information to obtain the fisa warrants was completely fabricated and 100% illegal and they used it anyway. agents went ao far as to purchase liabiltiy insurance to ensure they were covered when / if something came out about this. 2. it's now known that theyve had hunter biden's laptop since late last year and have done nothing with it. clear evidence of how dirty biden's son is and how his actions are at least linked to his father's position at the WH). thankfully the shop ownert created a backup or none of this information would be coming to light. 3. (i know i said 2 but) As soon as soon as the biden laptop story broke the fbi gets on the news and says Russia and Iran are our biggest threats and are spreading disinformation. they can't / won't say the info on the laptop is fake because its already been proven to be authentic but this is as close as they can get to misdirection.
@@anjoro1951 Everyone believes what they want, you are not right but you aren’t also wrong
Trump's dancing reminds me of that scene in Seinfeld when drunk Elaine starts dancing - to everyone's horror
2:24 and these moves are from the guy who thought wearing a mask in public made him look stupid. 😂🤣
Facts 🤣🤣🤣
EVERYTHING he does makes him look stupid!
Seriously. Just ponder that and try to sleep at night.
Biden is more stupid, thats why media never shows him. Media shows max 1% of Trump, the moments media's decision is to show anything possible to make orange man look bad and Biden (they show his best few moments, and material is pretty short)
@@robs6661 stop Jack. Your stupid is showing
"Suburban women will you please like me?" My laughter was probably heard by my neighbours.
I just pray they were having a glass of 🍷 and snorting too! Signed “ liberal, communist, socialist, boomer, loser, sucker” woman....who can’t vote because l am one of them socialist Canadians ( snort), but pulling for my women in Amuricah!😷🇨🇦
It may have been shared by them as well 😂.
Nope ! 🤮🤢 Not in 2016, and No Way 2020!
As if .. Suburban women rarely know how to Pole Dance ! You are not in their Class , Donald . They like MEN who know the meaning of the words Respect & Love . 💚⛪🇦🇺
@@missg.5940 You don't accurately rep Canadians.
Trump’s “dancing” is the way someone would move if they were making fun of the way someone dances. There is no way to dance worse than that in order to mock someone.
Knowing Trump, I'm sure Trump has no idea--and probably never will unless he happens to read your comment here. Seriously. He's the most out-of-touch US president we've ever had in our nation's history. He's lied to the American public the most of any other too.
@Winston Churchill Not angry. It's just bafflingly hilarious that someone could dance that poorly.
Did you forget Seinfeld's Elaine?
Omfg the dancing results in severe second hand embarrassment. Holy cringe.
😂
I already voted for Biden. Russia wouldn't be giving Giuliani lies to feed to Trump if Trump had any footing to stand on.
Word on the street is his footing is faulty due to bone-spurs.
Amen
Vote blue! Donald, you're fired 2020 t-shirt: teespring.com/dkbye
Are you just trolling along?!?!
Bahahaha, they are not lies. Crackhead Hunter never picked up his laptop after spilling vodka on it.
Living in West Virginia and being constantly bombarded with trump propaganda. You Stephen give me the courage to speak deep in Trump county!!
Trust me, you're not the only one who feels as you do!
💙💙💙💙💙Stay strong and away from those covidiots! We need more like you! 💙💙💙💙💙
I’m from WV (not there anymore), and I feel so bad for you! I didn’t know it was that bad there.
Same here in Alabama. Been here for 30+ years. No point in arguing but I'm not hiding. Good people can have different opinions. If I haven't learned anything else, I've learned that.
Be strong be bold and stand up for your country!!
"I'm gonna lose to the worst candidate in the history of politics!" Wait, who revived Reagan?
"leave Eric and Don out of this."
Forget the polls, VOTE!
Idk, the polls are kinda the only good news I am getting. I don't want to forget them...
I AM! #VOTEBLUETOSAVEAMERICA
@@drewstaser9726 Pls don't take it the wrong way, at the eleventh hour his Supporters may surprise you. Look what happened in 2016. Well wisher from Singapore.
Biden 2020!
@@patricialopez-wd1xe Look, I can't really do much. I'm not saying my vote is worthless, it's that... You know.... I'm not old enough to vote.
Nothing says America First like, "I'll leave the country if I lose".
I was surprised he said that since he says he loves America. I wonder if he meant he will escape if he faces jail after he loses the election. He sounds worried.
Sounds like the rich pro-brexit guys which now leave the UK 😅
Why are they playing YMCA I quest the Village People is getting a big Pay Check ✔ good for them, Love 💘you( Dr Fauci song is Keep on Keeping On By The Great Curtis Mayfield )
@Eric Yeung Trump would have to though. He would be indicted on so many accounts of crime that he had committed before he became President as he would not longer have the immunity of the office. He'd better hope his boss Putin let him stay in Russia indefinitely.
@@Tina-qp7py That's exactly what he meant I just realized!
"I'll help you pack" 😂😂😂😂
Here's a plane ticket for you.
Please get out and vote, no matter what. This democracy has got to be drastically reformed, and it'll be easier to do that under Biden than it will be under Trump.
You still think so?
"I'll never coming back!" Donald don't threaten us with a good time.
Don't say it and do it
😁😁😁😁😁funny
Trump is a sportsman, but Biden tries to cheat as hell, big tech companies involved, they are shadowbanning, and deleting like never before one did in the historybooks, and in many historybooks, they cheated a lot
@@robs6661 that's fake news #baiden2020
@Mistare Anonymouse think it was trumps waiter..again...lol
The fact that everyone cheers when he swears tells you everything you need to know about his supporters. Simple minds love simple things.
Orange man bad
They think he's just like them, and it completely panders to their nativity. If he was earnest maybe it'd be abit more believable.
Imagine what that goddamned thing on his head looks like in the morning.
You mean on the wig form he lets it sleep on at night? Id rather have it serve as pres than that sack of .....
@@msjadeli 😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣👏👏
"Dead horse with better moves!'" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Trump: I'll leave the country. Stephen: I'll help you pack.
I am 62 years old in chronic pain, and l will help carry the boxes😷🇨🇦
Just one problem............ WE'RE BANNED EYERYWHERE SO WHERE WILL HE GO? But, if he does find a place, I'll buy the boxes by getting mexico to pay for it..
@@OmegaMajic Trump has enough money. He can buy an isolation island.
I’m disabled, but I’ll be more than happy to help.
Launch him into space.
Sounds like someone’s finally figured out leaving the country beats life behind bars.
I believe that representatives from a few countries have already denied him entry. For a start, he is unwilling to follow a few basic Covid-19 safe regulations.
lol lol lol I thought about that too
Note to Trump: When you're in Moscow, avoid the tea
hazel green . He might move to Mexico. They had better build that wall quick to keep him out !
*"Does anyone want a malt?"* This man's entire existence is sketch comedy but in real life.
Biden: Future’s so bright, gotta wear shades!! 🕶🕶
Best internet line I've read lately: "You still can't fix stupid, but the hats make counting it easier..." ;-P
Best one I've read lately: “To anger a conservative lie to him, to anger a liberal tell him the truth.” - T. Roosevelt (unverified quote)
😂
Vote 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
@Boris V I can read it for you, but I can't understand it for you. That's on you.
Boris V Hi I am on the road right nw I gotta finish your hw was the night you had to a birthday dinner
His poll numbers looked bleak last time too... don't get too comfy!
Please vote Blue across the board guys. Take nothing for granted
I'm plenty comfortable I'm an Ozzieand I am unable to work and am guaranteed half my normal wages for the next 4 years. I am enjoying the 5k a month for playing minecraft insulting seppos on yout7be and seeing my doctor once a fortnight for treatment.
Why not? He ain't running against Hillary. This time he is running against and experienced politician who isn't hated by half the country.
@Grailsarvas Please. Your lame ass talking points are moot. You could care less for any minority, and unless you lived through the onset of crack cocaine, its drug trafficking through gangs, the eventual crime bill, and all the rest, stfu.
Thats the scary part, that out there are actually people who support that maniac.
If he loses he is going to face prison time, no wonder he will want to leave the country
His rallies are just WWF events. He insults his opponents. He brags about how great he is. There is a crowd full of cheering people who believe the fake show on the stage. Not a real college degree anywhere.
It was the highly educated that brought the world socialism and communism, how did that work out for you geniuses? It is the highly educated that believed in Clinton's Russia gates nonsense. It was all you educated idiots who wanted Avantti as your next president. It was all you educated morons who thought it okay that Hillary set up illegal servers to hide her crimes that allowed foreign adversaries to steal SAP intelligence. It was you idiots who allowed her to use Russian spies to get a fake dossier from Russian spies saying Trump was using Russian spies. Now you idiots want people to believe that Hunter Biden's laptop and detailed criminality verified by everyone is Russian disinformation, and you idiots all actually believe this nonsense yourself. I don't see an intelligent Democrat. All you idiots think Antifa and BLM are peaceful organizations. Trump has now made four historic peace proposals and all you educated idiots can say is, "Orange man bad."
@@digital827111 thank you for providing the difference between the educated and uneducated. You are dumb enough to buy into factless conspiracy theories that a random person can pull out of his/her butt, instead of actually taking the time to look at news through proven, credible news sources. Making a comment that there are no educated democrats does not help your cause. Although I believe the people that follow Trump, such as yourself are not educated at ALL, I would just say you are politically stupid. I would not make the statement saying all Republicans are stupid. Donald Trump is America's worst president. Period. Please update your news sources and get back to me.
@@andrewfeil1513 You mean like a factless conspiracy that was disproven by a $45 million investigation and the admission by witnesses who all testified under oath that Russiagate was a scam? You Dems and your nonsense McCarthyism. It is 2020, not 1950.
@@digital827111 that's ironic considering your racism living on from that time period. Like I said, prove your story is factual.
@@andrewfeil1513 Look at the results of your lies. Trump is set to win 2020.
Trump: "I'm gonna lose to the worst candidate in the history of politics!" Actually, Hillary Clinton beat you to it.
Cringe
Ha ha ..good point
Nice.
It's so weird that the last 7 elections "won" because of the EC and never the popular vote. Man we've gotta get rid of that..
Good catch.... Nice one
Never seeing Donnie again... that’s the dream!!
Well you could do what he did. Stare into a solar eclipse!
I said to someone today, “Every morning when l open my eyes, l think ‘what a nightmare’, but then, l really wake up!” And l am not even American!😳😷🇨🇦Vote like your life and sanity depend on it!🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢😷🇨🇦
@EATSHITKZhead EATSHITTRUMP preferably the one for wilful genocide held at the International Criminal Court in The Hague?🤬🤬🤬😷🇨🇦
That'd be beautifull
Ti.ti.s...wath.it.is. P..a..y..a...s..o!!!!!!!!
"Dumb Bastards" - Leave Eric and Don Jr. outta' this! Good one Stephen, needed a SLAM. Thanks for the few laughs in these disheartening times.
"Remember that idiot who said it would go away in April?" Best line yet 🤣
I can’t wait for the day when the first thought I have when I wake up in the morning isn’t “Ugh...what awful shit did the President do and/or say this time”
He's like Howard stern People watch for the train wreck
I feel you Syn.🤪
@@brandonshaw7619 watching a train wreck is far different while being a passenger.
Exactly! I'm Canadian and at first I thought it was entertaining. I get home from work, change my clothes, cook and eat dinner then get comfy and turn on the news to find out what's on this episode of The White House. Now I just feel for you Americans. It's so disconcerting to see what's going on in your country. It's not fun or funny anymore.
Preach!
Colbert is killing it in the COVID format. Something about his demeanor and delivery makes this work in a way that it doesn't for other the hosts I've seen.
Trevor Noah has been great too.
@@linden5165 I enjoy Seth Meyers too.
I love the late night hosts but fallon is soooooooooooooooo cringe I don't see how he has a show it's a complete mystery to me
It feels like the others don't thrive unless they have a crowd to cheer them and a staff of writers. I really like Colbert now
He has his cute dog!
How would we survive without Stephen and The Late Show?!
Trump: "I'm gonna lose to the worst candidate in the history of politics!" Dude, you're running again Joe Bided not a mirror
Am I glad you're back. My sanity needs a daily dose of A late show.
@Grailsarvas you’re helping the “shitty court jester” by watching his content
its just dumb entertainment. don't take it as real intel. just a reminder. he is paid for propaganda.
I can't believe people call that dancing i thought the ole shitbag was having a moment i bet he needed a nap a painkillers afterwards.
@E L Farrar great
We've been rounding this so-called curve for so long we're going in circles... and I'm tired of being nauseous. How do these ignorant, selfish people not understand any of this?! Sheeeeeesh.
Oh they get it. They just don't care. If you live or die. It's kind of their thing.
They dont care. It's all about mah freedoms with these idiots as if most of these bums didnt already spend 80% of their time at home, on the couch.
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well these updates is not a solution's covid-19 always has been hyped up since it started by 80% so you have no idea what the update but I can give you the truth and that will be the update people better start worrying about the agenda that's behind covid-19 because covid-19 is just as distraction of what's really going on behind the scenes people should be speaking out against the agenda let's go to put human beings in a very uncomfortable state of control people better wake up before they lose their human rights completely start speaking up for the future of humanity and the children of the world it's time for people that stand up together worldwide and get rid of this manipulation Bill Gates Dr fauchi the CDC and many people of the media belong in jail for their crime and manipulation on humanity wake up people's
@bob smith I still don 't get it! Why are there so many of them still without masks? Does this mean that they actually choose to die for this clown? Is he that entertaining that they can actually put their family and friends at risk? And they chose to give death threats to Dr Fauci? This is some kind of Hitler with pride shit! Rather dangerous. In America? God help us all!
America now is a copy of Hitler's Germany during the 30's of last century. Wake up and Vote him out before it's too late
What Paul manafort was doing for Russia in Ukraine is what Paul Manafort was doing for Russia in Ameirica. Divide to conqure using lying propaganda.
Try to disagree with the left, with antifa, try to walk around with a MAGA hat and you know they want their hate and intolerance imposed on the entire society. Don’t you dare to disagree with the extreme elements
@@jordie4423 LIFE is TRUTH , Divided ONLY by LIES made of mere words. My Eyes tell me that ONE EXTREME CREATES the OTHER EXTREME. it has been the attackers of creation that CREATED the defenders of Creation. Life has always defended Life FROM PREDATORS.
Biden is basically Hitler.
Well-said and accurate
...does 45 realize how gay YMCA actually is? Like. Come on. It’s not a secret anymore.
Every republican president has given a recession but this takes the cake 🤕 When will Americans learn ?
Same with UK Tories. Yet they still go on about how they are 'fiscally responsible'. Its a scam.
Can't teach rocks. But you can train grass hoppers and they can still move for 2 days after having their heads re m over.
Maybe never. We will find out in about 2-3 weeks if they've WISED UP! #VOTEBLUETOSAVEAMERICA
@@julesmasseffectmusic I must be missing something, but I honestly have to know W h a t does this mean
Yeah, Trump both at the same time mind you, is serious enough to take responsibility for the economy due to covid lockdowns, and not serious enough to be responsible for all the deaths. AMAZING. Maybe Trump won because no one held the DNC's feet to the fire and demanded them to be better. When Trump wins in 2020, maybe then you'll learn your lesson.
You know the president is historically terrible when historically apolitical organizations like The New England Journal of Medicine have to start getting political and sound the alarm.☹️
@Shannon J. Brooks what is it about Trump that your brother likes? I'm trying to understand!
And Scientific American...but what the hell do they and other losers like Fauci know? SMFH🥺😷🇨🇦
@@wrongversion oh sorry, l quoted the latest hateful insult incorrectly😳Thank you for the correction. I am rarely wrong, lol, but readily correct!🤗😷🇨🇦
@@mainheim2061 How about you llink things that are as bad as Trump admitting on tape that he knew the severity of the virus back in March and outright lied to people, saying it would go away with the heat. 2020: the year of trumps pandemic.
@@mainheim2061 LOL thats ur list? Trump does and says more bullshit in a week
He can’t move his feet bcuz he has bone spurs!! Hahahaha 😅😂🤣😅😂🤣😁😁😁
Thank you STEPHEN COLBERT! Y"all make life bearable.
Dancing with the SARS.
😂😂😂😂
Kung flu fighting
Thanks for the chuckle! Stay healthy.
Most underrated comment lol
Good one😁💙
The dignity of the office has long since departed.
Even though everyday is a shitstorm, this is a particularly funny monologue about the daily shitstorm.
If Trump is leaving the country, maybe he should go to Nambia. I hear that they make great tasting cofefe.
They would better make shrunken heads then.
Voted 2 weeks ago. Hour & half wait is well worth my time to change the next 4 years. Also felt great! Get out there & vote
Early voting in New Smyrna Beach, Florida yesterday was lined up all the way around the building! 👍 Sign in & voting was done in one room- NO SOCIAL DISTANCING AND ONLY 12 WOBBLY VOTING SPACES. Majority of seniors present, but we were determined to vote!
I mailed my ballot Saturday!!
Def gonna be a landslide trump 2020 🎉😉😊
Get out and vote Trump!
2:24 That is not dancing; that is a stroke.
I friggin’ WISH..... .
Frankly, he looks constipated...
@@jackywhite880 kzhead.info/sun/nLScoZaxpl-InZE/bejne.html
@@cheshirekat3050 The US needs a laxative. To shift turd Trump.
I´ve danced like that waiting in line for the bathroom.
Trump: If I lost I would have to say 'I lost to the worst candidate in the history of politics' Clinton: ...(sigh)
We are still waiting for him to admit he lost, let alone to the "worst candidate in history"
“He makes the inflatable tube man look like Fred Astaire”. Comic gold nugget right there.
My first thought.
Take a look at the Video of him dancing standing next to Jeffrey Epstein ! He hasn't changed a thing including his feet back then either.
😂😂😂😂
Stephen, you CANNOT leave us again, before the election. Have you any idea how stressful this time is without you??
Dear god let him go.
"Can you imagine if I lost?" Oh, have I got some news for you.
His dance moves remind me of one those sax-playin Santas that my Grama has
My son danced like that...when he was 9 months old.
I’m sure your son looked adorable where Trump looks like a jerk (again). 😂
Biden danced too Despacito lol
lol
2020, Who will win?❤️ kzhead.info/sun/ZZywfcOIrJ-tnqc/bejne.html
@James K Donny? I think u have Tds-desease. sry...
It'll be refreshing to hear Colbert making Biden jokes for the next 4 years when Trump loses. Vote.
@Kimberley Brown You might be right, I never laugh at his old Biden jokes. The glasses are getting older than the jokes 😁
TROLL.
tRump will still be a joke.
Having to be a news anchor or TV host during this 'administration' is like dog years. He deserves a rest after helming the show for 3 decades of "president" trump.
I think we all forgot that Late Night shows didn't use to be primarily about the president. They used to have other topics as well.
“Dumb bastards...leave Eric and Don Jr out of this.” I’m laughing for dayz! 😂😳😂😳😂😳
"Americans not enjoying the pandemic"? Boy, Donnie, after seeing your super-spreader rallies, I thought you believed that pandemics were the Republican equivalent of Woodstock.
My mail-in ballot has already been received. I received my email letting me know!!!🌊🌊🌊
Biden's are criminals, and racist's and he is old and a flip-flop, he has no course, no program and he isn't a good puppet, because he has dementia
@@robs6661 🤣😅😂🤣😅😂🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊
4:33 I can’t believe Stephen missed “It’s a bird it’s a plane it’s a man on cocaine!”
😂👍😂👍😂👍
Because Stephen didn’t mention Hunter Biden, that’s why...
@DONNAI1210 morning
@Lesley Hughes Hunter Biden has a history of drug use. And why does stating facts make me a loser? Explain that logic to me, please. Or is it democratic 'logic'? Democrats: 'OMG, watch out everyone, facts and logic are coming at us, quick, dodge and RUN FOR YOUR LIFE or you may have to try and explain the unexplainable!'
Stephen, I will help you help him pack! You're the highlight of my day!😎
“WOW “ The President speaks like that what a dirty mouth he has...
"How can you not dance to YMCA? It comes with instructions!" Laughed so hard i nearly wet myself. Thank you, Stephan Colbert, for that ray of sunshine on an otherwise cloudy 2020. Top shelf, sir.
Dear God, I wish I could unsee that. 🙈🤦♀️🕺
@Abin Mathew wake up and think for yourself. If he wins another term, the US will be finished and it will be the people like you who are responsible! It's a shamed that ignorance has exploded in America like this.
What about the 188,000 he paid in taxes to China but cannot pay taxes in the U.S. He's the frickin virus.
Abin Mathew: You truly are either a liar or a moron. Roughly half the population chose not to vote in the last election with Trump and Clinton splitting the rest. So actually, about 25% of the voting public chose Trump. The fact that you just make up information to bolster your hilarious claims should be embarrassing to an adult, so I’ll just assume you’re a dumb kid.
How can you not dance to YMCA? Well, he is white... and straight... and old... and men have a habit of not listening to instructions. Kind of explains what's wrong the whole country.
Village people already asked him to stop using thier 🎶music.
Funny that someone who craves the homophobic Christian vote would choose the Village People!,,,🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😷🇨🇦
They should be more tolerant. Aren't they GAY? Oh, okay, not the officer.
Yes. Trump's new wife is Pence!! Just kidding!! LOL
Maybe Trump will have to stay at the 'Y*M*C*A!" after he gets booted from office?
Tom pettys family put a cease and decist order on his campaign too.
"I'll help you pack!" 😂
It is very moving hearing the concern , the seemingly desperate concern, in this man’s anxiety about the possible re election of Trump ! Much of the world shares that anxiety ! An unpredictable, narcissist incapable of empathy and recklessly irresponsible !
Hey Trump..."You're FIRED!"
Trump 2020!!! Trump is the best thing to happen to the human race ever!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm hoping to see that headline soon.
@@fifteendollarbill Well he is basically destroying the imperium from the inside, so that's not the worst thing... though you know, transform would be better.
@@Shuizid trump has done a great job! Lowered my taxes, stopped funding for abortions, moved the embassy to Jerusalem, and I could go on and on!!! Trump 2020!!!!!!
@@fifteendollarbill Oh boy, he lowered taxes? Man what a great man, he massively increased the debt of the country so you can save 5 bucks? Shit! Quick, let me get you to a loan shark, he will happily help you have more money!!11! Also how is moving an embassy a good thing? Why is defunding healthcare a good thing? How about before "going on" you actually start going? Because he also signed a blank piece of paper while in the hospital. And I know you are not to smart - but you actually have to not only list what he is doing, but also why it supposedly is good. Because if you don't, that loneshark might break your knees or the ones of your kids. The economy is crashed, international relationships are broken, the environment is literally burning, people are rioting in the streets, domestic rightwing terrorists murder and try to kidnap politicians, an out of control pandemic is yet again spiking hard after already killing more people than most wars in US history while the IMPOTUS is working hard to abolish affordable healthcare inbetween going golfing and screaming at the TV (an doing nothing else all day). I know, you don't read up until here, because words are hard. But don't you notice how pathetic it is that the great job he supposedly did is just patheticly nothing? Obama did a freaking healthcare reform. Donnie did what? So little you already scraping the barrel with the second point (uhhh he changed a budget) and then talk about the location of an embassy on the other side of the world xD Man you are a whine loser xD
Everything a Republican says is dead serious unless someone stands up to them Then "it's was only a joke, you're so sensitive jeez 🙄" Coward bully tactic
Coward bully tactic? How about the Democrats: 'Agree with what we say, or we'll get you fired or doxxed, burn everything down and kill dozens of people', then proceeds to do it. I'd rather face off against a Republican any day... at least I'll survive and still have a job. Moron.
No we think the left is full of cry babies. It’s not a joke. We’re dead ass serious about you socialist losers. Keep laughing at this hacks crumby jokes and listening to Maddow talk about your 10 point lead in the polls. Heard it before and we all know what’s going to happen. Get ready to cry and pout for 4 more years and make up stories to console your 5 year old emotions. No one over here is a coward or led by fear. Only the left is led by fear mongers. Better luck next time with your nonsense
@@brianstollings6416 Chill!
@@db7084Name one member of Antifa guilty of doing mass killings of civilians with an assault rifle . I can name several instances of groups of militia groups that have seized govt buildings,been responsible for burning churches, lynchings, kidnapping , bombing World trade centre, and mass killings. White supremacists like the Unibomber/Ted Kaczynski,Timothy Mcviegh, Dylan Roof, like Anders Brevik in Norway and Brendan Tarrant in my city of Christchurch Nz
@@db7084 And Trumps responsible for 210,000 covid deaths, and millions more infected, not counting those who have lost jobs and homes over this.
Stephen Colbert is brilliant.
Trump's YMCA makes Elaine's lil kicks look like Michael Jackson's "Smooth Criminal"!
Why he dance like an earthworms dying from dehydration on sidewalks after the rain🤔😒
🤣😂🤣😂💀☠
He danced like Elaine from Sienfeld.
@@StreetTruckinTitan 100%
Île-de France ... while being electrocuted.
"...it still hurts 4 years later..." best thing ive heard
I can never erase the memory that dancing 🤢
Drump: maybe i'll have to leave the country. S. Colbert: *excited, jumps to edge of seat* I'll help you pack!
He’s doing the Elaine from Seinfeld 😂😭!
Nah. She had more rhythm and soul.
Omg! You're absolutely right! Lol. That's so funny
Hahahahaha
YES! I have lost weight, thanks for noticing. My own husband hasn’t noticed. Your mom and your wife have raised you well, young man. Please give them extra hugs from the ole farmwife.
I was laughing so hard at that "earviators" joke that I woke up my baby. 😂
Those dance moves are comical. Play it again 😂😂😂 I need a good laugh
"How can you mess up dancing to YMCA? It comes with instructions!" Stephen, you made me laugh a few times tonight.
Say isn't YMCA about Sex in a gay bar?
Seth Meyers & Stephen Colbert are getting me through Covid! 👍
For me, it's Colbert and Randy Rainbow.
Trevor Noah @ The Daily Social Distancing Show is pure gold most days.
0:16 Yes. Actually I have. Thank you for noticing!
Funny is an understatement !! You are brilliant Mr.Colbert.
One of my favorite things about watching his monologue is hearing Evie laughing in the background.
2:22 How can any guy be so pathetical and shamelessly ridiculous? 🤢
How can his support be so gullible?
"Ya know, there were some times I really didn't agree with Adolph, but I kept opposition private." -Nazi General on trial for war crimes
You're killing me, I'm trying not to laugh, I don't want to laugh at your Biden impersonation, but I can't help it, it's so funny
Yeah It Is 🤣
“I’ve seen better rhythmic moves from a potato rolling around in the back of my car” 🤣
🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
Don't forget that he's an old white male....of course NOT he can't dance....
He has all the grace of a limp rhino
I legit nearly choked I was laughing so hard
I will never, and I mean NEVER get tired of that Kimberly Guilfoyle clip being used 😂😂😂
Good. Cuz the [placeholder] is yet to come!!!
She looked like she was coked up or in the midst of an manic episode.
Big fan of this fella in the UK
When people say "his numbers look bleak," remember that they didn't look good the first time. Yet, here we are. 😐
Scary. To think about it .
Yup, true! So vote, people!! Vote him out, then lock him up!
@Greg Bors its that kind of defeatist thinking that stopped all of the people voting last time. Just vote. Every vote will mean something.
They didn't weight certain segments of the population heavily enough last time. They've made changes based on the last presidential election.
@Greg Bors , wish it could change!
I predict lots of alcohol will be sold on November 3rd.
Trump is one of the few people I would recommend to take up drinking.
I know a lot of people who are stocking up and starting on Halloween. If I could invest in alcohol stocks, I would.
I predict lots of guns in the USA before November 3rd
I bet consumption has gone up in the last 4 years, especially the last 6 months
Or crack by Huntter
Americans are going to say, our prez has so much time on his hands he can do 3 ego- boosters a day? So who the hell is taking care of our business back in DC?
"My favorite flavor of ice cream is under audit"
I thought he was having a seizure,not dancing!!
That's what I thought too.
Looked like he was hooked up to multiple electrodes (from waist up) and baby trump was arbitrarily hitting all the buttons. Super nerd, without the super.
We can only hope.😁