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About a third of the comments be like: "Uh, I was going to give this video a chance, but calling out Elon Musk at the beginning for spreading N*zi conspiracy theories really shows your political biases!" Damn dude, got me. I don't like N*zis and their conspiracy theories.
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speaks volumes about them
And what Nazi conspiracy theory is he spreading?
It's almost like those people are also probably nazis or something 🤔
Replacement conspiracy was literally one of the reasons the N@zis introduced the Nurnberger laws, so...is shows Musk's political bias at best
"Yeah bro it's bulletproof, just don't drive it in the rain" - a perfectly normal reasonable sane thing to say about an $80,000 car
1920-30s cars were more bulletproof nor did they require gasoline as the washing medium
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It's a perfect case of elite projection. He doesn't maintain or even wash his own car, he has staff for that, so it doesn't matter to him that rain rusts it. It also looks like a 12 year old's drawing, which tells you about his maturity. Maturity is something you gain by overcoming challenges, which is impossible when you don't face any because you were born rich.
Come on now, you can drive it in the rain- you just have to dry it off quickly which also gives you a chance to also remove any bird droppings
Tbf bulletproofing IRL is notoriously heavy and does make them highly likely to roll during a storm. But it's actually only kick proof so...
the concept of the cybertruck "being used to intimidate those who can't afford it" while a literal water gun poses a credible threat to it is amusing ngl
........i need too develop corrosid base anti cybertruck weapons could make mi rich!!
@@DIVC-1 Just put orange juice in a water gun
Before watching this I googled’does cybertruck rust’ and apparently it’s just surface coat crap that basically wipes off
It does intimidate, in the way that even lightly colliding with one will probably kill us both. A pile of heavy stainless steel plates and flammable electronics that has no crumple zone, attached to a raised chassis with lights that'll blind me, most likely to be driven by a moron who has probably never operated any form of heavier/taller vehicle. Just saying, I'm probably getting decapitated by steel plating while the genius inside gets turned into a meat sack full of bone shards that gets lit on fire when the battery ruptures.
They will never legally roll down British roads because they are too big/wide and the design is lethal to anyone it touches. Who wouldn't want a razor sharp stainless steel tank, extra quiet due to its electric engine, flying through your narrow street? The single colour option (dull grey) was also a genius touch since it camouflages so well with our dark/rainy environment hahaha.
update: the Cybertruck has been recalled due to faulty accelerator pedals truly an unrivalled genius
"I know more about manufacturing than any person alive today" - Melon Usk
They were gas pedals, not brake pedals.
@@destroyerofturtles5024 my mistake, fixed
@@rongpirson5250 thank you
@@TheLastCrusader22 Sounds trumpian ...
Somebody on a different video commented “it may be undependable, handle horribly, but at least it looks stupid!”
Other than suddenly getting stuck at Ramming Speed and being a boxy piece of shit that will be high-centered in sand or mud, it's actually supposed to handle pretty well for a "truck"
@@ULTRAOutdoorsmanAs long as it doesn’t emergency brake for dips in the road while simultaneously searching out motorcycles to ram into.
I know one good fact about the Cybertruck. It's banned in the UK and Europe for not meeting any of our safety standards, so I'll never have to see one on the road.
thankfully, the uk is still in europe
How can it be banned if it was never launched there in the first place?
@@HM-hu4huHow are you going to launch a car that did not pass the safety test?
It's not banned. They haven't even tried to release it there.
@@ronrolfsen3977Have you put it through the safety test? The F150 Lightning is in Europe, it's the same width and has a HIGHER front end which would be even more dangerous for pedestrians.
It's hilarious to me how absolutely every siingle aspect of this shit is instantly illegal anywhere in europe.
I never quite realized the full extent of our lacking auto regulations in the US until looking at this LOL. I guess windshield wiper stocks and dashboards behind the steering wheel were just something everyone was doing out of good faith in the US
I'm not even sure these things will pass state inspections in a few years.
I'm pretty sure the US has almost no regulations, combine that with the US having some of the widest lanes in the world, and you get the US car traffic incident rates.
Seen people "fix" their cars with insulating foam and passing mot... US 🤦♀️
@@ivy_47 I visited NC once, and as a Dutchman, I have to say: Americans have obnoxiously loud cars. Like, seriously. Is that a design choice?
That stupid truck looks like the 1st car that my nephew ever drew using the "line" tool on MS Paint.
That actually answers a lot of questions about this truck. The only question I have left is, who's wearing their wife's Sunday best? There's no F'ing way. Amirite?
If u own this car you just have the biggest "i'm an idiot" label floating around ur head at all times on the road
Was walking by someone who owns one.he said best ever. I just from looking at it think he is in denial.
Lol imagine thinking someone's intelligence is based on what vehicle they own or drive. Most millionaires own decades old beaters. But I'm sure you drive an intelligent car.😆
@@MrMcguire89 Ford and Chevy currently build electric pickups with more range and more bed space. I was shocked how good the Chevy is. Maybe buyers like looks of cyber but if you need a pickup for bed space it is not a good idea to buy Tesla.
Around 99 out of a 100 times anyone say "I know more about this than anyone else in the world", you're witnessing Dunning Kruger.
probably more like 9,999 out of 10,000
There isn't anyone around him who is interested in challenging him. They would rather just nod along and take his money.
@@kxjxHe tends to fire, threaten or bully those who openly disagree...
101 times out of 100
If anyone believes they know the most on ANY subject in the entire world, it's literally always the Dunning Kruger effect. Huge red flag.
The cybertruck is so bad, Adam was unable to turn it into a train.
This is underrated
We are done for,holy shi
Hahahaha
It should be turned into a fine powder, a pile of fluffy dust
*pod
Target audience is a Austin tech bro that never actually goes outside
You clearly have never been to Austin
@@oliv23_ Austin tech bro spotted
@@oliv23_ I lived in Austin for almost 4 years, still have family there, this is accurate as shit what are you talking about
@@chibiyumeusaNever goes outside? Literally everyone in Austin is always outside
yep...and the divorced dads that are tired of their super gmc prograde harley version they hauled a bag of potting soil with that one time
Imagine all the work that went into this video only for it to immediately become outdated because Tesla had to do a massive recall because they couldn't even affix the gas pedal properly. Also worth noting: You have to put the cybertruck into carwash mode before washing it or you'll brick your vehicle.
Car wash mode or you brick your car, I- wtf that's just what!?
@@firefly56embers33 Yeah an owner reported that after washing their Cybertruck the display [which is required for everything] completely stopped working so something shorted out from the sounds of it. Which how this happened is beyond me.
@@firefly56embers33What next, rain mode?
Car wash mode… Car. Wash. Mode… I-I just can’t dude… oh my god.
My favourite Musk lie about the Cybertruck is the part where he kept telling the engineers this story about how his son asked him "why doesn't the future look like the future?", and that this prompted him to want to make this gross low-poly Tonker toy. The telltale giveaway that this story is false is that it involves one of Elon's children talking to him.
Oof. Third-degree burn right here, folks.
Elon Musk can't find his children since they keep changing their names and not responding to his calls
That was insulting towards Tonker toys...
Xd
the funny thing also is that tesla could easily have designed and manufactured a normal, functioning car with the same aesthetic, but elon wanted it to be "innovative" and "disruptive". so, how do you construct a car differently than other manufacturers, that has been perfecting their designs in every single conceivable way for multiple decades? that's right, you try to reinvent the wheel and realize why no one has done what you have. because it's garbage 🤣
"You spent 150,000 dollars for a meme, and you feel nothing". Why does this feel so relevant to Crypto, NFTs, and any other hype-based grift?
Because it's all backed by Elon.
Because the audience of both overlap pretty much completely lol
the highest trim is 100k, the base spec is 61k
Quoting a random fellow when Musk himself said "we dug our own grave with cybertruck": There's no *we* on that shovel, Elon....
Yeah it's basically everything Elon does. But hey, apparently they're making Star-Shield spy surveillance now, so Elon will make up for his loss.
Tesla issued a total recall of all vehicles recently. And by “all” means that there are only less than 4000 units being sold as of making this comment.
What frightens me most are these sharp corners; if such a car runs over a person, it can cause terrible slash wounds and even amputation of limbs. That's why all cars do not have sharp corners, you care about people's safety
serves you right for being a pedestrian !
Coming from someone who works in Tech. Apart from crunch work-culture, 'Tech-bros' are probably the worst thing to have happened to our field.
So much for the tech-optimism we had 2 decades ago.
2nd place furries edit: someone reminded me that bronies exist in a reply so bronies actually take the number 2 spot
agreed
@@cubedude8690 nah, furries are responsible for keeping your Internet working.
Traders tho ... Look up Gary's economics
For a doomsday vehicle, you'd want something that can run on banana peels and cow piss, not something that shuts down when it can't phone home to verify that you've paid your blinker fluid subscription.
No. You'd want a rust bucket of a 'truck' that short circuits driving over a puddle
Blinker fluid is vital to all aspects of the vehicle 👨🔬
oh, perfect description.
Uh, when doomsday hits you cant pump or produce gasoline anymore, and the remaining supply will become useless in a few years as gas ages. You can still produce your own electricity easily with resources that are literally everywhere
@@silvy7394A diesel engine can run on stuff you can grow on your field, like rape seed oil. A fully mechanical drive train you can fix and maintain in your garage, semiconductors, not so much.
You forgot one crutial aspect. It is not NCAP safety rating as it is categorized as "Commercial" vehicle. With no cumple zones, all the people inside will get the shockwave in a collision and will be toast.
Commercial, really? Damn. This is just the fantasy vehicle of dudes(Ye/Muskrat/etc..) who are angrily divorced.
I'm not a CT fanboy but obviously in order for it to be sold. It has to meet federal crash safety standards. So it's not the deathdrap all the haters claim it to be. I think the truck is overpriced but only time will tell how reliable it is. Probably not the worst but nowhere near the most reliable.
I had one guy claim that bullet-proof windows were one of his selling points to which I responded "We live in small town fucking Minnesota. Who's shooting you up?"
The cops when he starts killin
It doesn't have bullet proof windows.
@@hempelcx As long as Musk promises that they are, it's probably good enough for him
Do not shoot bullets at your car. Because it may stain your car.
Bulletproof, as long as you adhere to the gangster code that it is unfair to shoot through the windows.
Do not buy this car because it may...
cause it's badass and super cool
That happened with my regular car too. I asked around, and I guess I should have asked the passengers to get out first.
do not lean on the truck, it may stain it.😫 do not take flash pics of the truck, it may stain it.🤳😮 do not look at it for more then 2 minutes, it may stain it.👀😬 do not tell your friends you were dumb enough to buy one, it may stain it.🗣😳 do not dream about rolling it off a cliff, it may stain it.🥳☹ just don't.😐🤣🍻😁✌😎
I like how Tesla's idea of 'futuristic' is making very basic mistakes that other car manufacturers stopped making in the 70s.
Comes with the territory when re-inventing the wheel, hater.
Some of the best cars ever made were made in the '70s. I own three of them. Still run like new, and don't break down. Don't spy on you, don't take control of the vehicle away from you, and have beautiful designs, both mechanically and cosmetically. FJB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TRUMP 2024!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@@nanda_i.e. making the wheel overcomplicated and just bad?
@nanda_ I’m pretty sure their point was that tesla’s (Musk) arrogance doesn’t match their performance. Their point wasn’t that it’s not ok for a company making mistakes.
@@nanda_The wheel that falls apart you mean?
Yeah, I'm sure that the doomsday preppers expect the electricity to keep flowing throughout the actual doomsday.
I have solar panels and know how to build wind turbines. So... yes. Good luck with making gasoline.
@@GarrettMoffittand new batteries from? 🤪 Carrington event? EMP? 😂😂😂 edit: flooding? edit edit: BIODIESEL HAS ENTERED THE CHAT
@@GarrettMoffitt Eh....what do you think moonshine was used for? Are you people that slow???😂
The idea that gasoline or diesel would still flow during “actual doomsday” is highly questionable. Their replacements aren’t much better, ethanol is not efficient to make and neither is biodiesel. By its very nature electricity can be derived from more sources. So long as the electric car doesn’t include any gimmicky easily breakable nonsense, it would be perfectly acceptable during doomsday.
@@alexanderstone9463 cars on an extension cord? Lol... where you going to get the batteries? 'Doomsday' is way to broad here. Even a solar storm can ruin an electric car in moments.. edit - Personally accept the necessity for electric/renewable, but its insanley more complex than a naturally aspirated diesel engine running on a bucket of vege oil, inefficient/pollutant as it may be.
The cybertruck is everything you need to know about Elon musk
And that clip of Adin Ross sniffing Andrew Tate's seat is all you need to know about their... whatever it is
@@thepolarphantasm2319 I wish Tatter saw what Adin did 😈
That Clip was just sooo... it Broke somthing in my seeing this
Not everything. There's also the Apartheid Prince story, with the emerald mine.
@@florinadrian5174 I would love to see someone make a Johnny Quest style parody cartoon starring Elon and whatever poor kid his parents bought him to play with (aka his "Hadji") Makes me wonder what his Hadji was named... and how he died, and if Elon watched it happen 😬
'Okay, Mr. Musk. What should we focus on for the Cybertruck design? Form, or function?" "No."
When Dollar Store Bjork (Grimes) left dude for trans person Chelsea Manning, Elon realized he's just some dude and not dude enough where it counts... and thus consumed all of the redpills in creation ...and now we see what happens when your idea of therapy is saying "interesting" to Nahtzee crap and pretending some kid who's tracking your flights is a globe trotting assassin 😂
'I don't have to answer any questions' Elon musk
@@thepolarphantasm2319 this, I'm surprised people don't mention it more. He was always questionable, but there is clear point where he went to the deep end of the conspiracy stuff. He literally went into the teen "I'm not like others" mode and supports any contrarian BS that benefits him. Dude can't deal with rejection.
@@thepolarphantasm2319 The most divorced man alive
The only thing they ever focus on is aggressive marketing towards obnoxious Redditors
There are several divorced dads on my wife's side of the family, and what do you know they all drive those trucks and get creepy around their kid's friends...
Your wife must be a real winner
I finally saw one in the wild. I was disappointed. It looks like a the bastard child of a Hanna-Barberra 1960's idea of what a future car would look like and a contemporary kitchen appliance. It fits perfectly in a standard parking space, but it looks bulky.
As someone who was a fabricator, welder and now I am an engineer, and my speciality is stainless steel. The fact you get stainless steel to stain and corrode is quite easy. I wish people would realise that it is quite annoying material to deal with when it comes to visuals - there is a reason we add layer of chrome on the surface. Go get a fresh sheet of 316L and slap your sweatty greasy palm on it and leave it for few hours in sunlight. The only way that palm print is coming off is with pickling or electrochemical treatment (well obviously you can use abrasives to remove it... but you also literally remove quite bit of basematerial). This manufacturing genious didn't seems to bother consulting ANYONE with even basic experience in working with stainless steel materials.
How'd they solve it on the DeLorean? All I've read is that they choose very carefully the exact type of stainless steel.
I'm hoping he makes a tiny submarine next.
These things are going to patina faster than a copper drain pipe.
@@jeffmcdonald101 I think they're skipping the patina stage, going straight for the holes in the floor where you can set your beer down when pulled over.
"I know more about manufacturing than anyone else in the world" ~Elon
Imagine paying 80k for something that looks like a PS1 car with a fridge texture.
yeah thats the point. thats the only cool car made in the last 17 years.
@@bahshas Well... No
Looks like a halo CE warthog in silver
@@spook9155hey! The warthog doesn't look that much like a shit.
Dude my arse has got more polygons than this car! 🤣
MKBHD: "Cybertruck: Already Iconic?" I swear influencers will have special place in the afterlife 😂
He's a Tesla fanboy I believe, so of course he loves this thing. But honestly.. he's not wrong. It's iconic... just not in any "good" way...
"May I present to you the concept of... weather!" Ouch, what a burn!
Eventually, he'll invent the train, give him a bit more time.
He already did that in Germany. A private train only for the workers of Gigafactory. So, he even messed trains up.
@@Niko_from_Keplerngl that could still have been worse.
@@davidty2006 yes, a fleet of „Cyberpods“ (or something with an equally pretentious name) on rails would’ve been a nightmare.
I thought he is allergic to trains.
And there's also the Hyperloop, a train inside a vacuum tube.
"if you are ever in an argument with another car, you will win" Bold words, coming from a car that can be stained by coke and enough sunlight.
Sunlight damages it. Rain damages it. For all we know, clouds, snow and moonlight probably also damage it. It might beat another car, but simple phenomena of nature sure seem to have its number.
More to the point is that he views vehicular collisions as a competition to see who can cause the most damage.
Bold words from a car that is significantly shorter than the base model F150! You'd get run over in a cybertruck lmao
@@robertkirchner7981 Funny thing is, any simple repair for that monstrosity costs more than some cars.
@@courtneyisaseagull Nah that's an advantage for the Tesla. It's sheer weight, due to the batteries and low center of gravity will mean that the f150 is gonna topple. Both suck, just saying. If there's anything I dislike more than the Cyber truck, it's the f150
"At this point, I think I know more about manufacturing than anyone currently alive on Earth." When he made that statement, all of Metro-Detroit erupted in laughter.
The entire truck is a joke from a design standpoint, but one of the most egregious design failures is that the lightbar at the front isn't the headlights. Those are tucked up in the small gap above the bumper... the bar that lights up is just there for... looks I guess?
There are regulations about what can constitute headlights and a light bar doesn't qualify. So, in order not to lose the look, they made the lightbar purely aesthetic. In terms of bad design decisions that's definitely not one of their worst offenses. Other trucks (like the F150 Lightning) have something similar.
to be fair, i think the rust will give it a more authentic cyberpunk aesthetic
Should of used rivets and steam engine then!
@@digimaks I think you got your punks confused.
@yeezynapkins You should work in marketing, you evil genius. Seriously with ideas like this.
Copper and brass would be more authentic.
@@pnwdrifter5680A bit soft but least they don't rust
I'd call the cybertruck a "clown car," but clown cars famously have lots of storage space.
More like M1126 panzer wannabe. Went you want to make cool looking tank but end up as almost working pick up truck.
XD
It's a clown car because you'd have to a clown to buy one
Damn, that actually got a good laugh out of me
LOL
Elon Muck designs a "truck" that looks like, and is engineered like, a 5 year old playing with Legos
I want to see a CyberBeast go head-to-head with a railroad locomotive at speed to see who walks away. Also would be awesome to see one driven off a boat launch ramp to see if it can float.
I love how "advertised" and "promised by Musk" are 2 separate values.
And neither match reality.
Bait and switch.
@@celestialnubianBait and switch and switch
I have some snake oil to sell! cures everything!
@lordsnooggums1621 Yes but 460 instead of 500 miles look like someone could do it somehow while 800, well, I'd say was a bit optimistic
"A car full of teenagers just laughed at you and you're now $100,000 in debt for a meme." Savage! 😂🤣
So brutal lol
It's practically a failing NFT
that's a months old meme he read there though
@@docboy989Does that make it untrue?
Promoting anything Elmo does is basically a loser's badge of honor at this point (or always has been one).
Build me a pickup truck! Sure boss, what are you thinking? One word: ANGULER
Welp, at the time of me writing, the majority of the Trucks got sent back and it has been a disaster.
Elon really nailed the prison toilet on wheels aesthetic.
😂 Why is this so unbelievably accurate lol
I can not not see that now.
I am going to guess that it's less than optimal for use in making pruno
Thanks, I hate it. >.
To be fair prison toilets are easier to clean and don't rust like the Cybertruck.
Today Tesla recalled every cybertruck ever sold because the accelerator pedals are faulty and can get stuck down. 🤦♂️
And the fix they apply apparently is to stick a screw through the pedal which is super visible and may or may not be even centered, making it look like a 10 second DIY fix
If you look it up you can see this is not exclusive to the cybertruck, EVs in China suffer from similar issues.
@@duncanmacleod7287mass production ev from very popular companie that was hyped as hell of a low production china ev isn’t really good company
You cannot even call them "gas" pedals anymore
All cars get recalled. What's the big deal??
Completely unrelated to this video - from the Mayo Clinic Website: "Narcissistic personality disorder is a mental health condition in which people have an unreasonably high sense of their own importance. They need and seek too much attention and want people to admire them .... But behind this mask of extreme confidence, they are not sure of their self-worth and are easily upset by the slightest criticism."
fun fact. In NZ this car cannot be road legal. It does not meet safety standards due to the body being stainless steel lol
Elon Musk's statement that he knows more about manufacturing than anyone else on Earth is mindblowing. like a 12 year old who reads a book on dinosaurs declaring they are now a paleontologist
and why is that mind blowing? pretty much every business he runs seems to involve a lot of manufacturing and he seems to be very involved with all of them. I guess you know of some examples of people in the world who know more about manufacturing than he does? Thats a rather odd piece of knowledge for you to claim you have.. you're the expert in knowing who knows about manufacturing?.... like a 11 year old who watches a youtube video and think theyre now an expert.
@@ge2719 Hey guys. I found the Elon simp! The cybertruck is rock solid proof that he doesn't know much about manufacturing. In fact he doesn't know much about human nature, politics, and engineering but he is an expert grifter.
@@ge2719 CEOs don't know sh*t about manufacturing. And that's fine because it's not their job. It's the job of their engineers and they should listen to them about it. But we live in a world where CEOs think they know everything and people worship them as cult leaders. And no I didn't just watch a YT video, I am an actual engineer.
If any metal shop teacher at any trade or technical school in the world publicly said they know more about manufacturing than anyone else on Earth, they would be INFINITELY more justified than Musk. Even though then that would be wrong of them to say. Would you defend THEM saying that? I would. @@ge2719
@@ge2719He stated that every tolerance on every tesla car should be less than 10 microns "because coca cola can do it". That should tell you enough about his manufacturing knowledge.
The worst thing about watching this video is that i now know who Adain Ross is, and will never be able to forget ..
...same...
Adin sniffing Tate's chair is everything you need to know about him.
Isnt he the same guy who, by accident, ratted out Tate's plan to escape his house arrest, by telling about it on his channel, like a week ago?
The guy who snitched on Andrew Tate.
@@VonFreklsteinYes.
Compare a 1959 chevy belair, Cadillac Eldorado or even a VW bug to this fridge... which one has a better design, harder to make?
Literally the car of the fascist. It even falls apart as fast as fascist governments always do!
I thought the car of the fascist was a Mercedes.
One of biggest challenges for EVs is their mass. Elon: Let make it out of steel to be even more heavy and let make it sharp so when they hit something that they do more damage.
Can you fucking IMAGINE crashing into a body of water in one? Your just fucked, it's hard enough to get out of a sinking car but opening those doors even when the pressure equalizes sounds like HELL underwater.
funniest thing about its weight is that a regular driving licence in the eu allows you to drive a car with a maximum total weight of 3.5 metric tonnes while tesla claims the cybertruck can hold up to 8 tonnes, which means you have get an additional license for trucks just to drive it
@@mochi_owothank god bullshit like cybertruck are illegal to drive in Europe
To be fair companies like Caterham will probably solve that problem
Musky claimed that it can float... were those devices taken off?
Musk is the most extreme example of "the emperor has no clothes" in history.
The emperor also has a tiny 🍤
Most extreme? What are you talking about? People have been making fun of Musk since the day he was born. He's actually the most extreme example in history of 'a guy who has money and tries random stuff and people on reddit argue about him'
He's what use to be called a snake oil salesman, nothing more nothing less. And I'm still waiting for him to unlock my Twitter account that I want to delete that was locked 4 years ago but I won't hold my breath.
more like "the emperor has no clues"
He might be the most naked emperor alive on the planet.
Makes me recall the Simpsons episode where Homer designs a breakthrough car for his brother's car company. This goes as well as you expect however Homer's fictional efforts yield a better result than the real world thing seen here.
Please correct me if I'm wrong but no one has had the chance to buy it at $61k yet... the only ones sold thus far are the foundation models which are 100k no?
Making people pay an extra $5,000... Just for basic paint/finish protection that comes STANDARD from other manufacturers... What a joke.
It's a Cyberjoke. In order to use Cyberjokes in a conversation, you have to pay extra $5000.
You are not getting a basic paint/finish protection. You get a satin coating which wears off eventually and is easily susceptible to other things .. like tiny stones on a road.. just driving close to vegetation. Someone coughing in its direction .. You wouldn't think elon forgot to make this feature overpriced and useless did you? :D
If anything, I like the idea of using bare stainless steel. No more expensive paintjobs for a mere scratch sounds great. Apparently they screwed that idea up by using cheap steel. There are (expensive) stainless steels that sustain being submerged in seewater indefinitely without a stain.
How about never having to worry about it?
That's so they can pretend to have a base price which is low. Kinda like Apple does with their ram prices.....
“I know more about manufacturing than anyone alive” Forgets that rust exists
The user manual actually address it and states that the car will develop a "natural patina" over time 😂😂
Considering the user manual mentions it, he didnt forget, its intentional and literally a scam
nah dude, it be way funnier if the explanation was that Elon genuently thinks stainless steel means that it does not get affected by corrosion at all.
you left out "on Earth". He is the only one who needs this at the end of his sentence.
He periodically forgets. Last time he forgot was when building a Hyperloop test track that was all rusty inside.
Tesla is so overrrated, it’s insane. It’s literally just a status symbol at this point.
Shit car for status symbol, that's what a lambo or Ferrari are for.
@@PK-pp3lu Yeah, you flex with Ferrari, Porsche or Rolls Royce. Not with Tesla. It's just cringe.
How many slightly used, slightly stained/rusted Cybertrucks will be on the lots in 5 years?
you know its bad when adam recommends a normal car instead of a train as a upgrade
Or instead of a bus. Or recommends a regular TESLA!
Thanks, this made me lol 😂
It looks like a 7 year old drew a DeLorean from memory.
John DeLorean would weep at this thing's existence... and he was John DeLorean ffs Elon has out Homer-car'ed the DeLorean guy
@@thepolarphantasm2319 There's some kind of poetic irony that a car from the 80s has become timeless (literally in the hands of a certain Doc Brown) while the truck of the future looks like something the Jetsons would call prehistoric.
@@benh3518 Hasbro produced ab Autobot (Transformers) version of the DeLorean from BttF complete with the lightning hook thing as a weapon, faux 1980s TF box art and all... his name is Gigawatt. :) Just sayin', the Cybertruck ain't never getting that much love.
Yes, this was the truck of the future, in 1986.
It has the same build quality as a DeLorean too. If you’ve ever looked at those things up close you’ll find they’re built just as bad as the Cybertruck is. Stainless steel is just a horrible material to build cars with
It’s like that old 50s tv program, “Rusty and Rin Tin tin”.
Watch the sales grinding to a halt when the first used CTrucks appear on the market.
I cant belive 2 million people were stupid enough to pre order the cybertruck
I'd wager it's more like 1 million were stupid enough, and the other million assumed they'd be able to re-sell it to that previous 1 million as a robo-taxi business with infinite profitability (and thus a huge mark-up).
I can
well ... :'-D
Assuming that those figures aren't just made up to try to promote FOMO.
I'm wondering how many are bot preorders that never really existed. If you're going to bolster your stock why not generate a bunch of fake preorders.
Musk used a 304 grade stainless steel, DeLorean used 304 in early prototype, but found out it had corrosion problems, and switched to 316, and that caused a whole new set of problems with stamping the harder material, cracking panels, and tears while forming. He is making mistakes that were already made and solved in the late 1970's.
His vision of future is from 70-80s movies.
So, the Tesla is basically the Kamikoto knive of the car world.
what is cathodic protection?
And realistically it needed to be a high molybdenum alloy beyond 317 ELC.
@@__shifty Secularism.
Not a car guy at all, but that is the usual way to carry a mountain bike in a pickup truck. They even make covers to better protect the tailgate. The cyber truck is still unbelievably stupid and-unbelievably- has even less cargo space than most modern pickups, but still.
the truck looks like an unfinished blender model istg
You forgot to mention that its sharp edges mean it's not allowed on European roads, where its massive weight would require a truck licence to drive it.
Who cares about Europe market? It's pickup truck - meaning low demand there. ~18% of all cars sold in N. America are pickup trucks while in Europe less than 1%. It wouldn't be profitable enough anyway.
@@Zeroksas I guess the care would be that "most countries that actually want to insure that only save vehicles can drive on the roads would never let this one pass" is a good reason for someone to look skeptical at the design when its apparently so unsafe.
@@Zeroksas The only reason pick up trucks are sold so much in the USA is because the "light truck" tax is so low. Manfacturers pay less duty on them then charge customers more. It's a loophole that lets car makers sell you obnoxiously over sized vehicles (they're also exempt from some of the stricter emission requirements) that cost them like 5-10% more to manufacture than a regular sized vehicle, then charge you 70+% more, while having a vehicle that's actually pretty shit as an actual pick up truck and doesn't fit in most parking bays. The beds in modern trucks are smaller than their older models while the cab is bigger. Even on these gargantuan SUV's the internal space is actually pretty crap for something so large. They're mostly just higher up with chunky ass panels and pillars. Also... human biology and phyiscs are identical in Europe and North America.
Euros aren’t people.
@@Zeroksas To be clear, if you take it by year, light truck sales accounted for nearly 80% of US light vehicles sales in 2023. Or a different way of showing how crazy the US is about trucks, in 2022 there were 170.2 million private and commercial truck registrations in the US vs 98.5 million vehicle registrations for cars.
My absolute favorite Cybertruck clown fact: At 3,5 tons, this car, if ever being introduced to the EU and Switzerland would be classified as a commercial truck. So you would need a truck license to legally drive it… so your „market“ is: Commercial Truck Drivers that are willing and able to spend 100k on an extremely flawed pickup truck… Good luck Elon!
Ironicially, it'd be even worse if it was lighter. That frontline would never be allowed on a regular car, only on special vehicles like trains and commercial trucks. Not that it matters anyways, because it seems to violate like 293 other security regulations, but beeing a commercial truck at least lets it get away with those murder edges.
So then what’s the weight limit in the eu? Like, genuinely asking… my 07 tundra is just nearly 3 tons but I’m pretty sure I see them everywhere too
That plus "willing to get an EV that also isn't a truck". They either get a Diesel or just a proper truck. There's a reason why the Otto motor pickup trend has barely permiated the European market.
@@TEENYcharma3500kg is the limit for a normal car in most places.
@@CG-eh6oe... total weight, that is. So the truck cannot be heavier than approx 3 tons, as you still have to factor in the weight of one American driver.
cyber truck looks like a minecraft mod car
As a sci-fi nerd who also likes doomsday prepping, I'd rather build a bunker if I were affluent to this degree 🤔
"if you are ever in an argument with another car, you will win".... A Cybertruck crashed into a 2009 Toyota Corolla and the only one injured was the Cybertruck driver.
what 0 crumple zones do to a mf
Yeah, making a frame so rigid goes against everything we know about care crash safety. I guess he was just a bit off, your car will win, but you’ll die.
@@artirony410 There is a crumple zone, something has to give. It's just not the car thar crumples. Only the softest part. So, you better get that stainless steel body for yourself! Just 50000$ and 25 years of wait!
while that is funny, this quote gives a real insight into musks psychology. hes sees everything as a win/lose proposition and the people he is marketing this truck to do as well
Isn't that the one where the truck got a flat tire, and otherwise was fine but needed to be towed because it doesn't have as spare?
At this point, I think Adam Something knows more about Elon Musk's failures than anyone currently alive on Earth.
Thunderf00t might disagree. But adam is close
Maybe Grimes.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@doraspoljar697Don't forget common sense skeptic
@@doraspoljar697 yah but thunderf00t repeats the same point and clip like 20 times and makes me want to stare at a wall instead
Love that quip at the end ‘You saw a carful of teens laughing’ 😂😂😂
I recall hearing that a cybertruck set ablaze on its own and locking the passanger in, turning itself into a "hi-tech" overpriced nightmare cremation chamber
would truly be a shame if someone poured white vinegar on your cybertruck overnight
...or birds poo all over it and heaven forbid you were out of town for a few days. "What happened to you truck man?" "Oh don't worry it's just now permanently covered in $hit stains" ...."No biggie for a player" ehee
(searches my kitchen for empty spray bottles)
Let's get some dry unfilled markers and fill them with vinegar 👍
I'm sure anyone with a car would be pissed
@@jeffmcdonald101…but it comes off with a light sanding!
You can't even park this truck outside since a dog pissing on it can probably kill it
Well don't park it inside either because if it catches on fire, that giant lithium ion battery will burn down any building that it is in.
@@FreedomTalkMedia do those issues still exist? I thought they are more on the rate side these days. If they are still exploding, then ev technology is still far from maturity
@@shreeramparija7731 they don't and pretty much never were. Like your laptop probably won't explode while you're using it, so won't an EV. EVs are not great, but them "catching on fire" is just a dumb shit people say for the sake of hating on them. It's just that every time one does, the press quickly picks it up and makes national news out of it, while regular cars just go unnoticed. If you just think about it: what's more likely to catch fire - a car that has a full storage of highly flammable liquid in it, transports said liquid through the whole car and then lights it on fire to produce energy or one that just has a battery pack? Their biggest problem is them not being sustainable enough to replace billions of cars we have on the globe. But "burning" - certainly not a problem.
@@hsko8007 makes sense. Then I guess the only problem that needs to be solved is efficiency. But are EVs really the solution towards sustainability? Since most of the electricity is generated from thermal plants which burn coal.
@@hsko8007 Weeelll no. The batteries do and have caught fire. And they dont go out once started. The same goes for phones, laptops ect. Now to be fair, these devices are not bursting into flames everywhere. But they do go up, and Teslas do just sometimes burst into flames. Oh and they do have a high chance of fire in a bad accident, like the one the guy driving using driver assist, burned si bad the black box was lost. And when they catch, like any lithium battery, they dont go out. Plenty of videos in a quick google search. A tesla battery energy storage site here in Oz, caught fire, spewed dangerous smoke and burned for days. Wasnt even that big of a fire. Should you figure that into where you park it, no. Should you figure that in when thinking of purchasing of a dangerous, low safety rated vehicle, maybe??
Dunking on Musk aside, 4:36 was the most interesting part for me: I recently repaired and painted damage to my car, using primer, paint and clearcoat. I knew that the three layers were important for preventing damage to the metal underneath, but I didn't know how specifically each layer protected the car (primer protecting against UV radiation was surprising). Thanks for the knowledge!
"I think I know more about manufacturing than anyone else ... on Earth ... maybe not Mars ... but definitely Earth. I'll know for sure when I get to Mars, next year." Musky
Rule 1.If your cyber truck comes into contact with any liquid immediately wash it otherwise it will disolve. Rule 2. Do not ever wash your cyber truck or it will immediately melt.
And whatever you do don’t charge it after midnight
@@stephenshowell why I might get a better vehicle afterwards.
Rule 3. Breaking any of the other two rules will void the warranty
The most hilarious part is that the $5000 clear coat from Tesla can be applied by the end user for the low cost of two cans of clear Rust-Oleum.
@@nercksrule Exactly
Tesla Cybertruck is LITERALLY the Swiss army knife of cars: it has built in finger guillotine, vegetable peeler, vibrator, and more!
Except the Swiss Knife actually works. Tesla wouldn't even be able to create a working Swiss Knife.
New feature coming soon, fire starter.
@@ndh06”Coming soon”? It’s already here! Give ‘em a week and we’ll be utterly inundated with stories of Cybertruck battery fires like the rest of the blasted Tesla lineup.
Swiss army knife, but costing 60000$ and taking too much space
@@cubicbanban “These components weren’t covered in any of the requirements for my Automotive Maintenance merit badge.”
Such a piece of garbage and some people still defends it. What is it that drives them i wonder? Stubborness? Cope? Persistence? Hoping that elon would personally dm them telling them "thank you for defending my trash pet project"? This is just brainwashed behaviour at this point
And the best part...: It's banned from Europe because it violates vehicle safety laws lmao Well best for us Europeans, feeling sorry for those in the US that have to deal with these monstrosities on the road!
yeah totally. it's a literal race to the bottom there. we just have to put up with Volvos
@@GuyJamesnah its the audi/bmw trash drivers who are annoying
ngl; I'm a little bit sad that i won't get to point and laugh at anyone dumb enough to drive one of these...
What do we Americans know? We’ve got gun problems over here and our old men masters don’t give a shit.
I am surprised I haven't seen one of these roadsores rolling around yet (live in large city) but I'm sure it's only a matter of time. I winced at the 2,000,000 pre-orders
Why did he sniff? WHY DID HE SNIFF!?💀💀💀
For the same reason that Musk fanbois get moist whenever Musk musks. Eeew.
Wtf..
"Elon bro I need a new truck, please Elon..."
Because he needed to in order to keep his devotion to Tate obvious. Tate's a piece of garbage, but he's everything Adin Ross wants to be. So in order for him to have any chance of getting into the club, he's gotta brown-nose Tate as hard as he fuckin can.
When camera was filming... 🤦🏼♀️🤢
CHOKING HAZARD! Please don’t watching like. This had me rolling so hard that I finished the video instead of my meal
I am a poor man, and I got my F150 cheap.. F150 is only over-priced if you don't know how to shop for one.. I pity the poor fools who are, so ignorant as to not know how to shop for one, no hubris on my part.. I will pray for you.. 🙏🙏🙏 I have never been married, and never had any kids, either! Tesla though? Look, if you can't drive in rainy weather then the vehicle isn't worth it.. Besides I have heard stories about those electric vehicles spontaneously combusting due to brine in the air! If salt water vapor makes your vehicle go BOOM, then you can just forget about it leading anywhere other than the scrap heap..
"I am better than you because I can afford something stupid" is the only purpose of the vehicle
And it's valid for ALL cars > 100k. None of them are "practical".
@@mrmariusiThere are plenty of functional vanity luxury trucks. You *can* use your $100k+ F-150 in construction/farming/whatever. You won't because if you spent that much on the damn thing you probably don't want to get it scratched. But it still works as a work truck if you were inclined.
@@mrmariusiTractors:
@@mrmariusi nah, for so much money you can get cars that can race fast on a track, or luxury comfy sedans and limos, both different functions (not practical as family picnic car but as a purchase you have fun with when you have expendable money), but this... it's neither.
It's the perfect vehicle for grown ass men that spend thousands on Legos. Musk even should have added post-bumps on it for stupid addons.
"Let me introduce you to the concept of weather" - C'mon man, Elon hasn't left California in 20 years. He doesn't know what weather is.
Yes, I heard every chief of state or PM who invited him took care to invite him only on sunny days.
It never rains in California, BU-UT IT POOOORS...😂
He lives in Texas most of the time these days, pretty sure. Since, you know, both Tesla and SpaceX have huge operations there.
Is it dishwasher-safe? 😂
Yeah he lives in like a glass house or something, in Texas, which has politics he prefers. Also it's near SpaceX.
This calls for a Back to the Future reboot. "Wait a minute Doc...DOC! Are you telling me you built a TIME MACHINE.....out of a CYBERTRUCK?!!!"
I saw modified golf carts used in the movie Star Crash that looked just as good.
"Cybertruck" is actually the perfect name for this monstrosity because it looks like a truck in Cyberpunk 2077 that didn't render correctly, so it's just a polygon.
XD LMAO. good one
16 BIT TRUCK IS HERE
Two years after the release of CP 2077 there was no other game on the market remotely close in its level of the graphics design. Minus 2 years (or more?) when they already know how to make it work. Even today, you can argue no other game has such visuals as this one.
There's a mission in 2077 where V finds their old beat up junker in a scrapyard being repaired by someone trying to leave Night City. You have the option of taking the car back by force, or paying for it and helping someone get out of the hellhole that killed your best friend and condemned you to death. The car is one of the worst vehicles in the game. It always sounds like it's on the verge of dying and handles like there's vaseline on the steering wheel. It is somehow still a better car than the Cybertruck.
@@HanSolo__ The most beautiful "graphics design" in the world means nothing when the texture doesn't load. It's just a joke. Cyberpunk's graphical fidelity is great, but that tends not to be what people actually remember the most in the end with games.
Me getting out of my Cybertruck: "Talk about cutting edge technology!" My Wife on the phone with 911: "Honey, shut up and keep pressure on where your finger used to be!"
Underrated comment.
badum tsssss
It would be a surprise to have a wife after you buy that monstrosity.
@@parthvashisht528To be honest I’ve only seen wealthy influencers and celebrity personalities flaunting these “vehicles”. The sorta crowd whose wives would probably love yet another toy to flex on instagram with.
Inaccurate, no cyber truck owner is married xD they're divorced at best xD
Papercuts are temporary. Tesla cuts are permanent.
When you ordered an F-117A on wish:
I love how the cyberpunk dystopia was originally supposed to be a parody and a warning to society about what could happen and what shouldn't happen...and then dudes like Elon are like "oooh yea that looks awesome! lets do that" - NO ELON that was supposed to be the BAD THING we are trying to avoid.
ELON just didn't understand who were the good guys and who were the bad guys🤷
Also wasn't the whole idea behind the Cyberpunk genre that "heroes" are typically trying to destroy the society around them? Not always of course, but those were the original ideals.
“We at Massive Tech Company have created the Torture Nexus from the beloved novel ‘Do Not Create the Torture Nexus’”.
As a huge fan of dystopian scifi, this is what irritates me the most! The corporate Hollywood and entertainment business have turned cyberpunk into something cool, something to aspire for, something to head towards, when in truth that is precisely the total opposite of what dystopian scifi's original intent was; cyberpunk was supposed to be a critique of the capitalistic society, but I guess we should have known that the capitalists were able to turn even that to their own advantage. Sigh. The bootlickers are so gullible.
@@Redrally Yes. Cyberpunk society is dystopian and tyrannical and the heroes of the genre are literally terrorists seeking to overthrow that society for the most part
The bicycle not fitting in that 3 ton pickup truck is even funnier for me because I can fit my regular sized bicycle in my 3 door ford Fiesta. Fold down the back seats and it fits
the cybertruck can carry 3 bikes in the rear without having to fold down its backseats, its a 5 seater truck, not a hatchback.
@@odisy64 No it can't. Are you going to tell us it's amphibious next?
@@odisy64It's trash. Forty year old pick ups are more capable and... Will work for forty years. Because they already have. It's no different than their garbage cars. And I owned a P90D/S. I traded it as quickly as I could back to an E-Class. It was a bad car. In every way.... This is a bad truck. PS: I can leave my sixty and seventy year old cars out in the rain, too. I don't. But I could. Same color when it dries off.
@@_BangDroid_ it has a 6ft bed, it definitely can, the cybertruck is rated to wade through 3ft of water, take that how you will.
@@andrewb4584 nope, tucks dont come with 800hp stock, not even semi trucks but i use a lot of trucks for my families construction job, my brother is always buying new trucks and they do tend to have mechanical issues that require shop work. he has a 2022 model S LR, he has zero issues with it. as someone who takes Auto Paint seriously, please dont leave your cars out in the rain, no truck will outlast rusting, its a cancer of the car but the cybertruck will last much longer. just actually try finding a picture of a rusted cybertruck. if you have ever looked at white pain on an old car you may notice tiny rust spots on top of the clearcoat from brake dust contaminates.
As of mid April 2024, all units are being recalled due to the accelerator getting stuck **wheeze**
6:22 Prepare for the roasting of a lifetime everyone!
“It can survive a nuclear war!” Electro magnetic pulses: “Allow us to introduce ourselves….”
Faraday cages: Allow us to introduce ourselves.
Well said @@QuinnKallisti
Let's say it survives a nuclear war, will electric charging points and power generation also survive?
@@akaikeki2199 😂
search EMP vs Faraday Cage, it has to be properly sealed, not approximately assembled like a Tesla, so no, it won't survive.