Tesla Cybertruck Review // We Drove It Over 500 Miles...And Oh Boy
The 2024 Cybertruck Cyberbeast ($99,990 starting in the US) is possibly the most polarizing and most unique new vehicle on the market today. Sharp edges and acute angles along with an ultra-durable stainless steel exterior make for a truck like none other before it. But is it more than just a unique mars-rover looking novelty? And does the Cybertruck’s range live up to the expectations? Thomas and James are excited to take the new Cyberbeast on a not-so-mini Throttle House Road Trip. We hope you enjoy the episode! And then subscribe, silly.
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The fact that i watched a 40 minute video on a vehicle i have no interest in whatsoever and throughly enjoyed it is a testament to the greatness of this channel 😂
Everyone has interest in it. You just can't afford one.
I couldn’t care less about this car. I came for James and Thomas
@@spammerscammerI’m interested in what they had to say. I would never want one
THAT PART 😂
@@thomasdowling6440keep telling yourself that you know you wanna see one IRL
"It's built for every other planet but this one." 😂😂😂
Dunno what planet they live on but I was expecting something awesome when they mentioned the "Tunnel View" ...... I have views like that all around where I live. Waterfalls and all ! So; yes, very nice but jaw dropping ..... hmmm If you live in a cement city perhaps.
@@user-oe1mb9hu9i Where do you live?
I thought that was very witty.
@@user-oe1mb9hu9i nah that's absolutely a stunning, unique view. And I live in one of the more unique areas of the world, the Driftless region in the Midwest. I think you're just lucky to live in such a place.
@@user-oe1mb9hu9i These places don't always translate onto camera.
imagine in a collision, the full on tension of metal panel release upon its "enemies", what a great idea for a car will mostly be driving around neighbourhoods and grocery stores.
Aint there security rules in the USA? This what you said, no deformation to take out energy, sharp edges, and on top of it pretty high.
Imagine if somebody struck your parked Cybertruck and it defended itself? Sounds like a feature to me
this thing's decapitating children for sure.
Well it can chop off your fingers, every join is a knife-edge, the interior sucks, it's barely holding together under tension, you need to wipe it down every time dust falls on it, AND it's hard to park. All around, not too bad! 🙃
Damn that fridge to fender transition was SLICK.
There actually wasn't any Fridge 😂
@@its_kay_08I laughed so hard when the fridge turned out to just be the car 😂
Tesla needs atleast 450wh/kg battery cells to make this truck real practical,if they can manage to have 400wh/kg in pack level energy density with 100 kwh battery pack it will weigh 500 kg or 1100 lbs lighter than it is,with lighter chassis and lighter drive units with weight of 60 kg or 132 lbs each they can save 700 kg or 1540 lbs in total from this amazing truck with super low energy consumption 12kwh/100 km or 19.2 kwh/100 miles new gen e drive units you will have about 550 miles real world range,then it will be really what cybertruck needs to be,panasonic stated that they will produce silicon anode 21700 cell later 2024 with 50 percent more energy per unit.if they manage to mass produce this new 2170 cells and tesla make new generation e drive units we can expect 2026 cyber truck with new drive train and 700 kg or 1540 lbs lighter in weight and range of 550 miles on a single charge
3:40 I’ll do you the favor and time stamp it
More of a "bait and switch." James said "fridge" which made you think fridge, but it was the fender of the Cybertruck the entire time.
The fact the only rear view becomes unusable in poor driving conditions is nuts. This car cost almost as much as my house and you can’t even reliably see behind you in it. If I was to ever spend 100k on a vehicle Id want it to do everything a regular car can do and more. Not a bunch of fancy things at the expense of basic essential functions like being able to see what’s going on around you
Your house is a hundred grand?
@@alkoma4586 thats a normal price for a house. lower end, yeah, but also like, a regular house price for 70%(+) of the country
@@mud4309 that 70% happens to be places where people don’t wanna live lol
@@mud4309 lol what? average home price in the US is a little over 400k. Median home price is a little under 400k. The average/median home price in the US hasn't been 100k since like the 80's lmao
@@adidab14 Could be that they don't live in the US. 100k dollars or euros for a house is pretty normal for some parts of Europe, for example.
8:10 wow that screen is NOT distracting at all. And my god the fingerprints...
You mean it's bad to have a distraction while you're going at high speeds?
It's crazy the speedometer doesn't have display. You have to look away to see how fast you are going.
@@IndigoVagrantcrazy they don’t have a heads up display projected into the windshield to go with the iPad controller
My eyes went straight to it every time. Granted that's not the same as actually driving it but this has always been my problem with screens in cars. They just shouldn't be in cars in general.
i really do hate these car tablets especially because you can't change things with your eyes on the road. no tactile feedback
2:22 Love the hexagon cup holders because we all know drinks come in hexagon shaped containers...
This car is clearly ahead of its time, so the cup holders were made with future cups in mind. And everyone knows everything is hexagonal in the future.
Dawid Does Tech Stuff: "... and as we all know, putting hexagons on things makes it more gamer." Gamers Nexus: "More hexagons is more better." Top Gear: "Hexagons add 10% more performance."
@@Dr.Strangelewd reminds me of the Cube: just a normal grey cube Sci fi Cube: It now has a line in the middle
@@ArmadaOneYou forgot the most important one... CGP Grey: "Hexagons are the bestagons!"
Do you have any clue about what design language is, and how much people get paid to make it uniform? There are flanges inside that hold cups in place just fine
3:40 if magnets stick to it, that means it's a low grade of stainless steel and won't last under harsh conditions
It's literaly untreated steel and there is already case of rusting on cybertrucks after only a few weeks.
Stainless will be magnetic at some point of heat treat. The cyber truck has a 301 body that can be magnetic. Even just the kicking of the door panels is probably enough to cold work the metal.
@@yapod9061 one guy reported that his CT started rusting after 11 days. For 80.000$ car that's abysmal.
@@info0 What a pos of a car. Of all the cars 80k dollars can get that probably one of the worst you can choose.
@@yapod9061I mean … that has all been disproven for anyone who bothers to look into it for a second. But I guess tik tok’ers are going to Tik tok? And I’m sure the guy who’s created Starlink, Neuralink, SpaceX, Open AI/ChatGPT, the Boring Company, PayPal, etc. … whose team of engineers figured out how to land a spaceship back on Earth after flying through space … I’m sure you know better than those guys? They REALLY messed up when they didn’t consult with you first. You’re clearly a legend of our time!
Pointing at the garbage can when introducing it and the constant kicking has me rolling 🤣🤣
The Tesla Cybertruck is like a mix of LMGT1 + Dodge Ram.
😂 @@purwantiallan5089
@@purwantiallan5089 Nope, the Cybercuck is not a pickup truck that you can do work with, so really not even a truck...
Or a mix of dumb and dumber
I mean Tesla truck is literally a trash can, nothing more, nothing less.
The Cybertruck's appearance is genius in the same way as phishing e-mails' absurd narratives - both weed out anyone with common sense and ensure those who are sold won't be critical. Good review regardless!
So true, that I wish I said it.😂 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
I agree with everything but the last part.
Bright insight
Wow, that was well said, are you a professional writer?
@totesMagotes83 No, not at all! Happy to please though.
I used to get my fingers smashed by doors constantly as a kid. It's good to see kids of the brighter generations will only make that mistake once.
😂
"Introducing Tesla Cybertruck(tm) stainless chain mail gloves, $5000.00 a pair" - Elon, probably
Fingers (and thumbs) are overrated.
That'd be another $3K for Tesla-made spare fingers
Maybe 10 times but that’s IT
I don’t understand how Pop Up Headlight’s were discontinued due to pedestrian safety of the lights being “sharp”, but then allows Tesla to make a damn Knife on wheels in the name of cutting edge technology (pun intended) that can slice a small hand.
I'd take the pop up headlights back any day of the week over this tin can
Because Elon is a troll, and I’m sure the designers looked at the rule book, followed it to the T, to prove some misguided point about regulation, disregarding the spirit of the regulations
It’s because other cars are sold in global markets where they actually have pedestrian safety laws. North America has none and has always just relied on foreign markets to regulate our cars for us.
As of now 41 idiots like this comment. The us has no rules regarding pop up headlights for pedestrian safety. That is a European rule of course. Elon already said the cybertruck wont be sold outside of US. He built a car the way he wanted. F the world. Come to America if you want one.
Are you sure they were banned strictly due to pedestrian safety? Pop-up headlights make a lot less sense in the era of daytime running lights. Maintenance costs of pop-up headlights were already a concern, but when you need them to pop-up literally every time the car is driven, that increases wear and tear significantly.
13:30 Thomas: “i dont know where I stand on it” James: *standing on it*
That was low hanging fruit. James missed that one 😅
I was fully expecting James to say "well I know where I stand on it"😂
I hate that truck. I hate it so much
James trying *so* hard to not deliver the obvious punch line
Great review. Hilarious!
This is what happens when you are hell bent on breaking industry rules and norms, but never stopped to ask why those were there in the first place.
Giving Titanic Submarine hubris
Thank you for letting me know that I am wasting my time being envious if I see one on the road. The correct emotion should be sympathetic
That huge "super charging station" fiasco, where some of them don't work, shows once again, another example of how ridiculous this EV scam is.
More like pity lmao
@@oldhickory4686The fact that not just idiotic consumers but our governments are wasting billions on this scam is utterly insane.
@@ajstevens1652 I agree, but ultimately I believe they are doing this as a control tactic. They will force it on us, and then, "Oh sorry, these evil electric power companies are scamming you with these blackouts. Her take our gov't. bus, or ride a bike, while we drive this V8 SUV"...
@@ajstevens1652you suprised? We keep financing the “war” in Ukraine.
Not a car guy, but this video was genuinely so good. This bit at 20:10 had me cracking up. "Those things aren't _on_ any planet! So its built for every _other_ planet _but_ this one!"
Wasn't it obvious that this was just Musk using Tesla funds (where his ownership percentage is smaller than in SpaceX) to build a Mars Rover prototype?
@@haakoflo He’s going to literally get people killed with his dumbass ideas one day
@@haakoflo Looks like an obvious grift to me.
@haakoflo and what point of this thing looks like a practical Mars rover to you? It doesn't have airlocks, doesn't have enough space to hold any life-support or science instruments, and you don't need such heavy motors and high speed on a planet without single inch of paved road.
@@haakoflo Literally what it is. They decided to do an "Earth version" for the lulz and stupid people bought it thinking it would be something super special.. @technocracy90 It's not supposed to be a practical Mars rover, it's a mock up for fun and $$$ for Tesla. People buying it without actually knowing what it is.
The little Vegeta next to the over 9000 weight was gold.
What’s over 9000? The cybertruck is the lightest weight of all the trucks at 6600.
@@aussie2uGA Nobody was attacking the weight of the Cybertruck...... Over 9000 was written as the weight for the Hummer EV. This was displayed during the video...
That took me lol
@@aussie2uGAwatch the video first mate
The comment I was looking for 😂 The real ones will know
26:09 my brain is struggling to comprehend this. How the hell does stuff this unnecessarily dangerous make it past safety regulations? Just crazy.
I mean in Europe it doesn't
Because trucks sold in NA get to bypass all kinds of safety regulations is my guess.
Where we're going, we don't need regulations!
Musk is stinking rich and money talks (if you know what I mean)
@@MR_THINQhe’s a sociopath with a god complex and they’re letting wreck the world
Ah, the 21st Century De Lorean. The rust shimmers in the summer sunlight...
Man you don't need to insult the DeLorean like that...
@@nickfifteen 😆 🤣
@@nickfifteenit may look good but had an engine that made it perform like your average geriatric. Some guys LS swapped it, which made it a beast.
@@randalica92 Someone in our neighborhood had one post-BTF and within 6 mos, they parked it on their lawn w a for sale sign in the windshield. That thing sat there for a minimum of 20 years. It was awesome to see every day at first, but then it corroded and just looked sad.
@@randalica92 In fact, we seem to have quite a few of them here in Sarasota County, FL. It's an odd point of pride, but true!
Imagine being in an accident with this car, this can easily slice humans into halves.
@@johnnyadams5627 freak
@@johnnyadams5627 yes because only leftist people ever get run over by cars.
@@johnnyadams5627"i fantasize about killing people i disagree with. i am completely normal"
These things are incredible dangerous
I do hope this is purely a joke (in perhaps poor taste) and not meant with any literalism at all.@@johnnyadams5627
„I don’t know where I stand on it“ while james is actually standing on it had me in tears😂 13:28
Missed opportunity for James to say, “I do, though”
Came here to say this 😂
thought the same haha@@cgoldrick117
Agreed. To be fair, I have had more years to perfect dad jokes.
Having a big TV screen nailed right on the dashboard and having to see it while driving is a big no go.
Im so happy that all of these dumpsters got recalled
The intro with the grocery cart collision has to be top 3 video starts for you guys. Well done!
carwow did it first ;)
The beauty of Yosemite was soo needed here.
The opening scene is garbage literally. 😅 Subtle hint at what they think.
Second take: grocery cart while doing a ballistic test aka shooting at it
Reminds me of the old Saturn ads in the '90's where they would smash a shopping cart into the plastic door. I went to a Saturn dealer and they did just that in front of me, after first walking on and running over a door skin laying on the ground with the shopping cart. The salesman then pushed the cart with all his might from about two feet away from a car in the showroom. The door and paint were unscathed. Awesome.
The clip of Thomas drinking out of the bottle with a hole in it needs to be part of the intro sequence 😂
I was going "Thomas, NO!!!" I would be worried about little metal fragments in there after that lol
The kind of people who buy this thing, will deserve it
The intro showing the dumpster was hilarious 😆
The baby drawing/fridge magnet editing was just the chef’s kiss. I knew the rest was going to be spot on.
That was clever af
This is hands down the only channel that can do a 40 min review and make us watching the entire of it . Number one channel on KZhead for cars.
number one, by far
Savagegeese is far better, less targeted toward Millennial Hosers
@@austinkim40 facts
@eiros59 I like it too but it's a bit more niche . I can understand that you prefer it.
definitely
Is it bad that I'd prefer to own the Oscar-Meyer Weinermobile?
Not at all brother. I'd proudly drive one too over this hunk of junk
This is my first TH video and I loved it. You guys have great chemistry and give a vintage top-gear like vibe to this one. You have earned a habitual viewer.
26:50 “If this was built in France…The Cybertruck guillotine” 😂😂😂😂
If it was built in france it wouldnt be illegal to drive in france
I thought he'd finish that with "it would be illegal."
@@tom_fresco8078 I know, I’m French
"...the safety that is Fresno" is one of the funniest things I've heard in a long while.
Fresnikistan! I spent a year out there once.
@@wrxpilot I grew up an hour away. I hate that whole area, which probably isn't fair, but there it is.
I believe the nickname is "The Big No".
Fresno got what they voted for.
I saw on the way back they looked like they were going to pass through Stockton. Even a bullet proof vehicle would not protect you in that dump.
My KiaEV6 got up to 260 at 90% charge. Had it for over a year. 25k miles. No issues, used it to move. Only 40k (you can get for like 25k at this point)
24:45 "Everyone loved it" I'm sure. I bet they loved that you had one for them to look at. You got one, so they never have to.
It's the small things for me, like constantly having to look to the right to see how fast I'm going. I really don't get this design trend where none of the indicators are directly in view in front you behind the steering wheel. I know you get used to it, but still
it is idiotic. in the meantime, Toyota designers are putting projection HUDs so you don't even have to take your eyes off the road to track your speed.
That's probably the stupidest trend in modern vehicles. The last thing I want to do when driving is take my eyes off the road.
It's still progress - the original Model T didn't even have a speedometer!
@@ivarwind It's regress, not progress. Just because it has a fancy screen and graphics, doesn't mean it's progress.
@@hisham_hmlol thats nothing new nor from toyota, thats been around for like 10 years in almost every uppermarket car and slowly trickling down to the affordable brands. Wich is good cause their helpful
Just wait till that stainless steel finish "matures" LMAO oh and you might want to avoid rain
lol u wishing them the worst?
@@aperson2294It doesn't seem like that to me. More like a warning.
@@aperson2294 it will rust, thats why.
@@silverknightgundam1196 but will it really? :)
@@aperson2294 yes, by default there is no protection and they charge to apply it, it is steel and it naturally rusts so much that there is already news about this rust
I like how the kick marks show up when headlights shine on it. Guess you can dent it! 🤣🤣🤣
I worked for a large automotive parts supplier, the accelerated steering/steer by wire solution we developed, would just mechanically lock back in case a fault was detected or power was lost. This is the better solutions, because no car is built to the reliability standards of a commercial airliner, even if Tesla builds in a triple redundancy.
18:50 “What is going on, I’m closer than I’ve ever been?!” I LOST IT 😂😂😂
4 wheel steering in reverse seems like a fairly bizzare choice to have.
I burst into tears with the "I can't breathe!" 😂😂😂
It is going to be hell trying to back up a trailer with the hyper twitchy ratio.
@@TroySavary It can't really pull a trailer unless you are happy with the two digit range...
@@davidhollenshead4892 Tesla fans will tell you that is more than adequate because nobody tows farther than that anyway, or something like that.
11:30 "Was I ready to get pegged?" (Proceeds to dangle a long hanging object in his hands) 🤣🤣
I'm still histerically laughing about this part. Just love it
haha, I was thinking "uh oh, I'm watching this at work"
It is emphatically a car for people who’d love to be pegged but don’t know how to ask for it, thus this car
@@arcsphere Suddenly NSFW.
Are they a couple? I’m just genuinely curious. It’s my first time watching and that’s the vibe I got.
I sat on my phone with KZhead open and it started playing this video. I couldn't be happier. These lads are awesome
I said to myself during chapter 3, this would be really funny if that's the joke and they go to chapter 4 immediately after the scene, and you guys had me laughing out loud. You've earned a new sub today
carrot usage showing how unsafe the edges are, blindspots, etc are fantastic to show. thank you.
I’m not familiar with “carrot usage” but not happy with the report on road noise and lack of visibility. I’m about 270,000+ in the queue. Optimistic time of delivery is Autumn 2024.
Should have watched a bit more of the video before I commented!
The carrots were a gimmick. Every door on any car will potentially lop off your fingers if you put them in the edge near the hinge. Try it on one of their highly finished British German Rolls Royce trunks.
Also one of the ugliest cars I've ever seen. It's a contrast from the series x, which I thought was one of the best looking cars. This car will not be a success.
@@theknifedude1881 Carrots have the same density as the bones on your finger. The carrot test, tests if the electric motors have a resistance detection meter included. Otherwise, goodbye fingers.
You guys have taken the car review crown
👍🏻
They don't appear to be suck up Tesla fanboys, so that's always nice.
and BTW, any trunk that automatically closes (Caddy, Lincoln) will take off a digit...
Very nice
👍🏻
The wheel covers literally chew the sidewalls of the tires up. So there’s that…
32:00 "A Ram is made well" I snorted
You guys used to be “inspired by Top Gear”. You’re now just there. This is the new “Top Gear” content we need with your own spin of course. Fantastic work guys! Thomas, James and Carsten just phenomenal show top to bottom.
Would be funny if Tom started developing Clarkson's mannerisms. I could easily see James playing James May in a prequel.
It really is. They are amazing.
They need a third guy. Seeing this as first video and they look like twins, with yaoi undertones.
Just like Top Gear, they've insulted the range of a Tesla. Next stop is Elon's lawsuit.
@@thegreatstapley Top Gear actually did cheat in their supposed review though.
This may be the best review of the CT we’ll ever watch. No hype, no bull, just how it is, good, bad and indifferent.
This was the formula Top Gear BBC had. 👍🏽
And they kept this video interesting. Even for me, who does not care for EV anything.
@@MG-xk9ko Top Gear WAS that, before it became a magazine full of guff in the early 2000's.
Yeah I agree. Definitely overall the best review I've seen.
I avoided all the reviews up to now. This was great no matter how much I can't stand the CT
i have not enjoy any other car documentary after the legend. but this, thank you throttle house for the videos you put out. its been a long time man , needed this.
You just have to admire their honesty....Like when James says "I don't know where I stand on it", ( @ 13:32 ) where Thomas, on the other hand, knows precisely where he stands. on it...( on the roof - just behind the glass ).
7:24 Stainless steel is not ferro-magnetic, so your magnets indicate there's very little stainless in or about it...
Depends on which type of stainless steel is used. Most are magnetic, some aren't. And it isn't very good at being stainless if it stains unless cleaned with certain products within a certain timeframe in certain weather conditions.
That is not even close to right. there are many types of stainless steels that are magnetic
@@shawnpepin7890 GOOD stainless steel is not ferromagnetic, I should have been more clear. The low grade stuff isn't worth the name, QED all the rusting these crap cars are already showing...
@Owanneke still no, there are very good stainless steels that are magnetic as well... not saying this steel is good , but there are many good stainless steels like 14c28n, or any decent German stainless that magnets stick to.
@@shawnpepin7890 you named one type, congratulations
Hey guys, just an FYI. When you touched the wheel cover and said you had brake dust on your fingers, that probably was not brake dust. The little wings on the wheel covers scrape the sidewalls with every rotation of the wheels when the tire sidewall flexes out slightly from the weight.
That…doesn’t make it any better. It’s still poorly designed shit.
@@chadwicknottingham Yes it is. The last I heard was that there is a current redesign of the wheel covers to prevent this. It should have been figured out since day 1 though.
@timingenkamp3973 It probably was by the engineering team, but Musk said to go ahead with it anyway. I suspect that happened probably hundreds of times with this little pet project of his…
@@Zelorp i'd love to know just how many times this happened. There are so many oddball things on this vehicle that I just can't imagine a competent and reasonable engineering team would include. It just screams Musk saying "this has to work this way" and the engineers just doing whatever they can to make it work.
@@adidab14 Agreed. But the sycophants who run this channel praised it for "innovation". What they miss is that new isn't necessarily better, but give them enough time and Tesla will try to sell a square wheel.
Lmao, the little Vegeta next to the "Over 9000" 😂 I love it
I have to say: The proper reaction when seeing one of those parked should be Nelson's Laugh meme.
"For a really large kitchen appliance, its quite impressive" sums it up
This killed me haha
yea ...when Elon puts one on the moon and it is roaming around......remember your words.....
and when the Military buys a huge multibillion dollar Military version of the cyber beast.....and sends it to the middle east....go eat sand!
@@jeffrussell777 why would you ride a cybertruck on the moon? you would ideally use a specialised rover or a hilux if available.
@@sanair2007 because it is going to get there on a Space X Rocket and Elon Musk owns both Space X and Tesla and a cyber truck to drive on the moon would have to be modified.
Top Gear levels of production value. The comedic timing and chemistry between the two of you is amazing. The team behind the camera always over delivers! I have been long looking forward to this!
Those hacks ain't got shit on our boys here no more
The whole script feels like Top Gear written :) looks fun, but you are loosing your identity imho.
Shut up about top gear, show's been gone for over a decade
@@TheRealCatof Okay? Your point is...what? I'm just not really understanding the intention of this comment. My comment was to give top praise as Top Gear, at one time, represented the pinnacle of automotive journalism on television.
Ugh.. this is a fine program, but it's certainly no old school top gear
The carrot test. I heard of the moose test. All sorts of tests. But not the carrot test. :) I see the frunk lid coming down on the carrots. You know the rubber trim around the door openings? Put something like that on the underside of the frunk lid edge. It’s better to have rubber squeeze your finger than that raw sharp steel. Also I had a Mac laptop that had a sharp edge so I used a bit of sandpaper to dull down the sharpness. And it worked! Of course, don’t overdo it and make a knife edge, just make it round to the feel. Some locations where panels meet and don’t come apart like with doors and lids, these joints could be filled with black or charcoal grey caulking. Put enough in so skin can’t reach the sharp edge. It should be barely noticeable if carefully done. And it makes the truck a bit more child proof. I also saw how much the steel shows fingerprints and scratches. People making outdoor plaster on a house make a rough design because if they made it perfectly smooth the smallest nick would be noticeable. Superficial designs could be ground into the steel not deep enough that it can’t be buffed out but deep enough to have some durability and get noticed. So this could be swirls over all the surfaces or floral designs just where fingerprints usually show up. Or it could be a whole mural over the whole truck. Or a combination of these. So the way a tattoo is unique to one person, your Cybertruck would have a look unique to it, which could be covered up with a wrap for a change of pace. This idea could be pushed more by applying colour into some of the deepest grooves to give it a more noticeable look. One look would be intentionally make it look like it experienced the apocalypse, with red and orange and yellow and blue rust colours.
"That's not littering, it's for....the bears" 🤣🤣
When you own a cybertruck, you will be constantly worried that one day you see someone else in the same car. That would make you feel like you paid a fortune just to tell a joke that everybody heard before.
Underrated comment right here
I think you'll be constantly worried about needing to buy a tow truck to lug your cybertruck around
@@shaymorcormick8743😂
How much is a fortune again?
@@imelatedrn It's a lot of money to spend on an impractical vehicle. It's basically marketed to people who get cars as toys however.
I've been watching you guys for years and I can honestly say that this is the best car enthusiast channel on KZhead. A 40 min review disguised as a road trip?! YES. From the quirky jokes and shenanigans to the real heartfelt moments to the part where I can sit and watch a 40 min KZhead video without getting bored and leaving, I've never seen a channel like this. As a fellow Canadian, I hope nothing but the best for you two. Cheers!
Great car channel. These guys do an awesome job. Unfortunately you are wrong however. Savagegeese is the best car channel.
@@allengraham7407 savagegeese is a great informative channel. Unfortunately they never fail to put me to sleep halfway through a video
Even putting aside how educational it is, this video is just super fun to watch! Great job guys!! :D
This video was so good I subscribed even though I don't really have any interest in cars.
3:25 This chapter intro is beyond perfect 😂
100% thought that was a fridge….
Don't let them guess your next move😂
I had to double check i was watching the same video
Ikr like watching an old kids channel
It's TCEFREP
A brilliant real world review. Well done! Not interested in owning a Cybertruck, but I would like to visit Yosemite National Park.
Yosemite looked stunning in this video, USA have such natural beauty.
@@lollertoaster no argument there.
😂
This is not a real world review of something claiming to be a truck. They drove up a mountain then down a mountain. You might as well drive a hatchback.
@@rbhe357If I may add a slight edit - “They drove up a mountain on paved roads, then down a mountain on paved roads.” It’s interesting scrolling through all Cyber Truck reviews posted, not many real “truck” reviews.
Before they were, seen a Lucid a couple nights in a row in Palm Springs just cruising Perez. Now you have become ⭐⭐⭐ Love never Fails 💖
Brilliant review! I laughed my ass off a few times. Brilliant! Top gear quality video! Well done
Definition of FRUNK: the sound a Cybertruck makes when it cuts off your finger! What an awesome review!!!
Can we take a moment to appreciate how good the shot composition was in this video? Seeing that big stainless steel trapezoid against beautiful natural vistas just set something off in my brain that I have no words for
Disgust? Nausea?
Trapezia ('trapezoids' in murican) have 4 sides, 2 of which are parallel. Someone sucks at geometry.
Trucks and true SUVs usually have an adjustment for aiming the headlights up and down. That is in case the load in the rear causes the front end to raise. I have it on my old Outlander. It really does reposition the beam throw a fair bit. Somewhere in that menu, I think Telsa put the same thing. Much easier to find on a car with buttons that have an image of the function on the control.
"To the safety that is Fresno" is a wild statement to hear for anyone who has spent any amount of time in Fresno.
Wow that headlight shot. Damnit man us sedan drivers are all going blind before we see old age.
I doubt you read every comment but in case you do - this was pure magic. The balance of facts, experience, great cinematography, and entertainment is unmatched by anyone. In some way I feel it was even better than the big road trip series. Probably because it didn't have to focus on the big picture and you could have a ton of small separate jokes. I loved it.
I was just thinking it was the best Cybertruck review I had watched.
2:42 The standard driver's license here in Germany allows people to drive vehicles (+ trailers) with a (combined) gross vehicle weight rating of up to 3,500 kg. That means both the Rivian R1T and the Cybertruck would have to be certified for a lower load capacity than my Audi TT Roadster in order to be sold to a general customer base and the Hummer couldn't be sold to the majority of drivers in Germany at all! 🤣
Talking about getting pegged while flopping that wiper around was hilarious
Man that 40 minutes went like a...Cybertruck...Hands down the best car review content I've seen in ages, 10/10 for humor and engagement too. Love ya work gents!
Didnt even realize it eas a 40 minute video until I saw your comment
Me neither!
Cybertruck handled like Lotus Elise due to how nimble the car handles.
@@purwantiallan5089handles more like a Humvee than a lotus Elise 😂
I love how hard people try to explain it doesn't look stupid, it's just unique and cool and we just don't see it yet lol.
It looks like a box.
It's like nft bros explaining why their ugly monkeys are not ugly and it totally wasn't a waste of money
Stop lying to yourself.
@@SirNoFaps make us
@@SirNoFaps You named yourself "SirNoFaps" - no offense, but you're in no position to tell anyone what to do lol
Thanks for the most unbiased review I have seen. I still have one question, Why is there a Telsa?
Thoroughly enjoyable to watch you two. Well done.
“I’m going to go home and kick my Miata, forgetting THAT’S NOT WHAT YOU DO.” 😂😂😂
James, as he holds the giant floppy wiper: "was I ready to be pegged..." Thomas: 😂🤣😅
Oof those headlights must be horrible for other drivers.
This is like a sensible Top Gear - great going guys!
This gives the “ kicking the can down the road “ saying a new meaning 😂
Tesla TURD 💩💩💩💩💩 RUSTS IN THE RAIN ! 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
How do their videos keep getting better. This the best KZhead channel and automotive show by a mile. Incredible host chemistry, hilarious bits, super informative, and insane production value. Just wow.
Great video guys. Love the gags
So it's a $100,000 iPad docking station?
13:32 I was expecting an “I’m standing on it right here” 😂
Me too! “I know where I stand on it”
was thinking the exact same thing :D definitely a missed opportunity hahah
was looking for this .. "don't know where i stand on this" His partner "I do" a mean .. "i am.."
Was gonna like the comment but it's at 69 likes so I'll just say: Noice
While I have neither the money nor desire to replace my F-150 with this thing, I'm impressed you're getting me to watch a 40 minute video about it.
I think it's 40 minutes well spent, because they have confirmed my worst fears (and added new ones). 1. its ugly, 2. it can't do the job of a pickup, 3. it's poorly designed (poor visibility, rear cam useless at night, etc.), 4. poorly built (fit and finish, squeaks, squeals, tire noise), 5. Dangerous (lopping off digits), 6. ridiculously overpriced (see all the problems listed above). So unless all you want to do is take selfies with it and race Lamborghinis ...
Why not have both?!
@@LisaAnn777 its one of the only vehicles available in the US that I trust less than a Ford. I've owned 7 due to my job requirements and just picked up a new one last week. I have zero confidence in this heap
@@LisaAnn777I see what you did there...and I absolutely love it.
@@Girruuth "race Lamborghinis" ...in straight lines. :)
Nitpick: you need to flip your little map icon on the return trip. It looks like you’re backing up all the way home.
2:38 Hehe. Hummer's stats. "Over 9000" Vegeta making an appearance. It never gets old.
Just when I think you've found a rythm, you go out and completely blow me away. The production quality, cinematographic (The fridge shot especially), the pacing, the writing all of it was beyond top notch. A perfect mix of comedy and insight that truly goes unreplicated elsewhere.
I remember the days when they were neck-and-neck with the straight pipes before they just really put the pedal to the floor. This was straight cinematic. I straight up forgot what I was doing and just got lost in the video
@@Tential1because every straight pipes video feels the exact same for the past five years.
There was never a fridge
What's cool is the chemistry you seen between Thomas and James is all real, not an act. When they went on the Smoking Tire podcast, they had the same silly antics in the studio, and were just as hilarious.
A huge issue I have with just about every new vehicle is the fact that everything is controlled by tablets now, so you have to look away from the road to adjust something.
I WANT BUTTONS AND SWITCHES THAT GO CLICKY CLICKY
No, only Tossla have this idiot feature.
@@warreninman9801 Current cars now commonly use touchscreen interfaces. I have a 2017 vehicle with a touchscreen, so it's been standard for close to 10 years
Biggest reason I sold my 2023 Golf R after owning it for 4 months. The thing was unusable
Because it's cheaper to produce sadly whilst being marketed as more 'premium'
430 grade stainless is magnetic and it's usually the bits of stuff stick to the car that rusts first so you gotta keep it clean
So when the central screen gets damaged/starts failing, is that covered and free to replace or are you on the hook for however much the repair costs are? I'm guessing it'd be at least $1,000-10,000, but it's a touch screen so it could be even higher...
"The safety net that is Fresno" 😂😂😂😂 words I'll never hear again in my life
Hahahaha I was thinking the same exact thing. Clearly Canadians 😂
Hey, there is bound to be some form of safety in the armpit of the central valley :P
@@Stuka87 Yeah, North of Herndon 😂
There are nice places in California. Where the rich pay extra taxes for the cops to enforce laws
this whole movie gave me so much nostalgia to the good ol' Top Gear crew, felt like i was tuning in for another adventure/car review!
I thought the same thing. I'm glad I stumbled across this channel
exactly! they did a good job. i almost heard jeremy, james and hamster in some parts, lol. chris broad, a youtuber in japan had a 3 week car trip recently (he's from the UK) and it felt close to top gear as well
Exactly! Reminded top gear, was my first thought and thats why i watched all of it
It's still on TV, called the Grand Tour.
I wish people would stop saying this
Best quality review I've seen in about 10 reviews.
This thing is certainly form over function lol really great job on the video.