Panicked Trump Stoops to Selling Bibles, Calls Biden “Buden,” Hit with Gag Order: A Closer Look

2024 ж. 26 Сәу.
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Seth takes a closer look at a desperate Donald Trump resorting to selling Trump-branded bibles as he drowns in legal bills while simultaneously getting hit with a gag order in his hush money case.
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Panicked Trump Stoops to Selling Bibles, Calls Biden “Buden,” Hit with Gag Order: A Closer Look - Late Night with Seth Meyers
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  • I’m so old I remember when being unable to spell “potato” was seen as disqualifying for the VICE-presidency. Make America Smart Again.

    @MotoNomad350@MotoNomad350Ай бұрын
    • How about one scream from Howard Dean......and he was never heard from again?

      @christopherweise438@christopherweise438Ай бұрын
    • The man did become Vice President. But what used to derail a campaign was a weird enthusiastic scream (Howard Dean). Not to mention stepping out on a marriage (Gary Hart). But those were both Democrats, who are held to higher standards by both parties than Republican candidates.

      @fosterfuchs@fosterfuchsАй бұрын
    • Looks like he spoke into his phone without his teeth in while on the pooper?

      @ekay9783@ekay9783Ай бұрын
    • He had his elementary school records sealed! Who does that? Speaks volumes.

      @kathimeci5179@kathimeci5179Ай бұрын
    • I think that it's the European way to spell potatoe with the e, and tomatoe, etc. I also remember a candidate who cried in public and that was the end of his campaign.

      @Brendawallingbear@BrendawallingbearАй бұрын
  • Both Corinthians came up to me, big Corinthians, strong Corinthians, tears flowing down their Corinthian faces. They said, “Sir, thank you for recognizing both of us.”

    @JoeD0403@JoeD0403Ай бұрын
    • Too funny !

      @barrywassel3899@barrywassel3899Ай бұрын
    • ha ha ha ... Best comment of the bunch!

      @MoonDirectedTarot@MoonDirectedTarotАй бұрын
    • Lol

      @annehurst2172@annehurst2172Ай бұрын
    • Bestest.

      @annehurst2172@annehurst2172Ай бұрын
    • 😂😂😂😂😂

      @MAGAdeplorable@MAGAdeplorableАй бұрын
  • A gag order seems appropriate, I've gagged every time I've heard him speak since 2016.

    @jayseaborg3895@jayseaborg3895Ай бұрын
    • 😂

      @mariahiller@mariahiller29 күн бұрын
    • 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

      @passionbow1@passionbow128 күн бұрын
    • Me too!

      @loribird3650@loribird365028 күн бұрын
    • I gag Everytime I hear Biden mumble & stumble through another speech. He has made this country a laughingstock. Are you proud of that?

      @janmorton6729@janmorton672927 күн бұрын
    • Still gagging.

      @guinsey@guinsey27 күн бұрын
  • I still cannot believe that this is real life. Reality is getting stupider.

    @ChaosTheoriesLux@ChaosTheoriesLuxАй бұрын
    • Indeed it is truly mind-boggling what we are witnessing 😵‍💫

      @RBZ-1@RBZ-1Ай бұрын
    • We are currently living in a satire.

      @Whatzzzz999@Whatzzzz999Ай бұрын
    • I'd be a lot less bothered by our impending self-imposed "short-sighted robber-barons murdering humanity" apocalypse if it was even an *iota* less fucking moronic than it is.

      @michaelccozens@michaelccozensАй бұрын
    • South Park gave up making fun of politics after Trump won because they couldn't keep up with satirizing Trump because Mr. Garrison would never be as insane, stupid or incoherent as their writers could comprehend. Even a show that thrives on vulgar satire couldn't write stuff as stupid or insane as reality.

      @AlexJanicki@AlexJanickiАй бұрын
    • I started out laughing, but I'm afraid you might be right. It's like watching your dog wash his ahem while you have guests in the house. We certainly aren't showing off our best sides.

      @sealyoness@sealyonessАй бұрын
  • There's a big difference between 'pray' and 'prey'.

    @roni2715@roni2715Ай бұрын
    • Not in MAGAt world.

      @lisaahmari7199@lisaahmari7199Ай бұрын
    • Good one👏🏾

      @stanbyme7874@stanbyme7874Ай бұрын
    • Solid comment!

      @Dulnaivi@DulnaiviАй бұрын
    • Is there? Both are something I don't want done to me.

      @Corn_Pone_Flicks@Corn_Pone_FlicksАй бұрын
    • 👍🏿

      @phylis3917@phylis3917Ай бұрын
  • The corrupt will always see accountability as persecution

    @benlynar9438@benlynar9438Ай бұрын
    • That is very wise and true!

      @dp5912@dp5912Ай бұрын
    • Good one

      @deniceeverham9467@deniceeverham9467Ай бұрын
    • Yes, and that is the Dump

      @spiceyhotpot@spiceyhotpotАй бұрын
    • So true

      @mariahiller@mariahiller29 күн бұрын
  • I love Seth's impressions of both Trump and Biden.

    @janemack8852@janemack8852Ай бұрын
    • He's not kidding around here

      @SEgrin28@SEgrin28Ай бұрын
    • Me too.😂

      @melodyfulweiler7489@melodyfulweiler748929 күн бұрын
    • The Biden riff just makes you like Joe even more.

      @wisconsinfarmer4742@wisconsinfarmer474228 күн бұрын
  • Three times married, adulterer, convicted of sexual assault. Also “Buy his bibles”

    @davidodonohoe1773@davidodonohoe1773Ай бұрын
    • the christian fascists compare him to king David

      @wisconsinfarmer4742@wisconsinfarmer474228 күн бұрын
    • Also, there was that whole thing in the Bible how it is bad to worship false idols made of gold, yet what does Donald fill his f**king buildings with?

      @user-lb9xw4xf2q@user-lb9xw4xf2q27 күн бұрын
    • People change. He also used to be a Democrat.

      @jeffdosch5738@jeffdosch573827 күн бұрын
  • I won't be surprised if he calls it the King Donald Version.

    @forrestmaher4545@forrestmaher4545Ай бұрын
    • I hope it features Rudy playing Judas!

      @robobrien7787@robobrien7787Ай бұрын
    • Brilliant

      @donaldwhittaker7987@donaldwhittaker7987Ай бұрын
    • I'm shocked he didn't call it the LeBron James version.

      @markmac2206@markmac2206Ай бұрын
    • yea... the one with "Adultery & Shag a porn star" is included on a to-do list.. together with lying and grifting...

      @user-jw9lq5ib6g@user-jw9lq5ib6gАй бұрын
    • Don't think for a second he didn't ask.

      @chriskelly6559@chriskelly6559Ай бұрын
  • As someone from the UK who doesn't always get all the fun Trump news, I'd like to take this opportunity to thank Seth and the team for all the informates they do.

    @vonwux@vonwuxАй бұрын
    • Seth is grest isn't he...

      @N3gativeR3FLUX@N3gativeR3FLUXАй бұрын
    • His segment on eating ice cream with Buden was hilarious and informative, not misformative.

      @publicuser2534@publicuser2534Ай бұрын
    • Sorry about that offence to the King's English by tRump...

      @danielgregory3295@danielgregory3295Ай бұрын
    • Sorry that *rump doesn't know his favorite color and hasn't already gone over the bridge of doom!@@danielgregory3295

      @davidshirkey1272@davidshirkey1272Ай бұрын
    • I still don't get why people didn't *know* that a man named after a fart would stink, both figuratively and vaporeously, as president. 😂

      @hemlockVape@hemlockVapeАй бұрын
  • I'm pretty sure that Buden-Grest is a college town in Germany that no one can find.

    @apropos4701@apropos4701Ай бұрын
    • Lol!!!

      @efenedick1305@efenedick130525 күн бұрын
  • Hanity straight up pulling a Randy Marsh with the "I thought this was America" is hilarious

    @Thepepi13@Thepepi13Ай бұрын
    • When your allies are cartoons, you must be Hannity.

      @raygunsforronnie847@raygunsforronnie847Ай бұрын
    • Just pure inHanity.

      @randomnickify@randomnickifyАй бұрын
    • He likes America with a wannabe dictator.

      @annakingry9157@annakingry915728 күн бұрын
    • Ah I knew someone already brought this up lol

      @shawnanderson4283@shawnanderson42834 күн бұрын
  • Trump reads the bible the same way i watch fox news, which is never.

    @dkm07305able@dkm07305ableАй бұрын
    • It does say, near the end, (there will be False Profits amongst us) like making money selling bibles. I also like never trust a smiling dog! They should put up a Billboard w D.T smiling with those words.

      @ConcernedCitizen-pc4ql@ConcernedCitizen-pc4qlАй бұрын
    • No 💩

      @jpg7879@jpg7879Ай бұрын
    • Good one

      @bebelechekid@bebelechekidАй бұрын
    • But people have told you about it, probably.

      @wabbajack2@wabbajack2Ай бұрын
    • So same as the majority of Christians...what is your point?

      @russellmiles2861@russellmiles2861Ай бұрын
  • Trump calling himself a Christian is like calling yourself a veteran because you were in a civil war reenactment.

    @TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G@TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.GАй бұрын
    • Or played call of duty

      @madgreek253@madgreek253Ай бұрын
    • Considering how corrupt organized religions are, I'm ok with it.

      @Woozlewuzzleable@WoozlewuzzleableАй бұрын
    • Random, but I LOVE your comments. 💜💜

      @S.Shea2432@S.Shea2432Ай бұрын
    • Trump selling Bibles is like Satan selling crosses.

      @Aliens.Say.FDT.@Aliens.Say.FDT.Ай бұрын
    • I still find it more believable that someone walked on water over 2,000 years ago than Trump could ever speak the truth.

      @DasBoot-lr3cz@DasBoot-lr3czАй бұрын
  • Somewhere in Chicago, there's an industrial freezer containing Hostage Steaks that have been aging for 20 years, waiting for this day.

    @petem.3719@petem.3719Ай бұрын
  • For corrections, Seth says solitary match when the graphic shows a lighter.

    @sarahb013@sarahb01329 күн бұрын
  • Dump selling Bibles is like Satan selling Bibles 😂

    @tonib.3016@tonib.3016Ай бұрын
    • What's the difference?

      @JVenger@JVengerАй бұрын
    • Please don't compare Trump to Satan. Satan can quote Scripture... 🤪

      @andrewstevenson118@andrewstevenson118Ай бұрын
    • Might as well be Satan

      @TMercan31@TMercan31Ай бұрын
    • ​@@andrewstevenson118😅

      @smiller2044@smiller2044Ай бұрын
    • Satan doesn't want anything to do with Donnie. He is afraid his wallet would come up missing being around Donnie.

      @Lonewolfmike@LonewolfmikeАй бұрын
  • Sean Hannity: "If Trump isn't even allowed to defenestrate the witnesses against him, is this even Russia . . I mean, America?"

    @sherinameless1618@sherinameless1618Ай бұрын
    • 😇

      @kcbowman4042@kcbowman4042Ай бұрын
    • You are frigging HILARIOUS!!! 🤡

      @TiggerToo27@TiggerToo27Ай бұрын
    • Defenestrate?

      @michaelhemsley1470@michaelhemsley1470Ай бұрын
    • @@michaelhemsley1470 It means "throwing someone out of a window." 😉

      @shotjohnny@shotjohnnyАй бұрын
    • @@michaelhemsley1470 throwing someone out of a window

      @mslinda8456@mslinda8456Ай бұрын
  • I don't remember EVER paying for a Bible??? What a gross person

    @moebiusbedroon4542@moebiusbedroon4542Ай бұрын
    • But of course people buy study Bibles and gifts to their grandchildren, godchildren, etc. and prices vary quite a bit. But a Bible is a holy book and doesn't get blended with other documents or "endorsed" by a politician or hawked online like trump is doing. This is disgusting.

      @gayemcgill3087@gayemcgill3087Ай бұрын
    • The contents are public domain, so bibles are pretty cheap, unless you buy a big, fancy one with a leather cover. Or a fake-fancy one from a shameless, grifting con man. (Anybody remember the movie _Paper Moon_ ?)

      @jpdemer5@jpdemer5Ай бұрын
    • I had to buy a bible for school back in the day. But it's really cheap. Trump is shameless with this grift.

      @grahamcookson5937@grahamcookson5937Ай бұрын
    • I was raised catholic for 20 years. We definitely paid BECAUSE of the Bible

      @Bedecampbell@Bedecampbell29 күн бұрын
    • I mean, a new Bible costs money same as any other bound book, but it's not hard to find someone giving them away. And these days, you can access the text online for free through Bible apps and websites.

      @thatjillgirl@thatjillgirl29 күн бұрын
  • Missed opportunity for a pun should have said the gag bible will "scare the pious out of you."

    @brettgillespie7089@brettgillespie7089Ай бұрын
  • You can actually see him trying not to laugh when he calls it his favourite book.

    @JMurdochNZ@JMurdochNZАй бұрын
    • Sacrilege!

      @phylis3917@phylis3917Ай бұрын
    • Yeah, I noticed the laughter also. Even he couldn't say that with a straight face.

      @oliviasimonich2386@oliviasimonich2386Ай бұрын
    • He can feel the impending fire of hell

      @davenakingdon7503@davenakingdon7503Ай бұрын
    • He's trying hard not to laugh when he's thinking "I can't believe my dumbass marks, sorry, followers, are believing all this crap I'm saying and will give me their money".

      @padgedunbar9400@padgedunbar9400Ай бұрын
    • that's cuz his uncle Adolph's book *_Mein Kompf_* is his fav book

      @rhuephus@rhuephusАй бұрын
  • “He leadeth me up Capitol stairs, he restoreth my parole”

    @thechurchofsillybeggars8912@thechurchofsillybeggars8912Ай бұрын
    • lol 😆

      @phylis3917@phylis3917Ай бұрын
    • "Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Democrats, I will fear no indictment, for I am Donald Trump!"

      @caronstout354@caronstout354Ай бұрын
    • 😂! But I'm praying Psalm 93. Seriously.

      @teresab1998@teresab1998Ай бұрын
  • Freedom of speech is one thing, wanting to elect a man to the Presidency who is too stupid to know when to keep his mouth shut when criminally indicted is downright crazy. Defending yourself needs to be done in a court of law, not public opinion where his guilt or innocence will not be proven.

    @michaelf5034@michaelf5034Ай бұрын
    • But court documents and world-wide video support allegations that he is a National Security threat. Remember Helsinki!

      @teresab1998@teresab1998Ай бұрын
  • Seth, your DJT impressions continue to impress. I especially like DJT holding his breath.

    @patndave4919@patndave4919Ай бұрын
  • He turned around and violated that gag order in less than a day. Just as I predicted.

    @dark14life@dark14lifeАй бұрын
    • No offense, but just about anyone but MAGA lunatics could have predicted that one. The guy has as much impulse control as a 2 year old who wants a cookie!

      @Curious2Know2@Curious2Know2Ай бұрын
    • They don't call em Teflon don for nothin. He has stacked the deck with judges on the maga side side

      @tarareed3703@tarareed3703Ай бұрын
    • It was specific; he too tied around the perimeter. A truly bad guy.

      @phylis3917@phylis3917Ай бұрын
    • And - surprise! - there was no consequence for his behaviour. Sick of Donald Trump getting special treatment constantly.

      @lornarettig3215@lornarettig3215Ай бұрын
    • Are you like, psychic, or something?

      @RagsYooTube@RagsYooTubeАй бұрын
  • People across America are already praying Don... They're praying that you'll be held accountable for your crimes.

    @SkyScraperC@SkyScraperCАй бұрын
    • And they don't need to pay $60 fotlr the privilege

      @davenakingdon7503@davenakingdon7503Ай бұрын
  • The U is right next to the I, which explains "Buden." The S is right next to the A, which explains "grest". But there is no excuse for "disinformates" and "misinformates".

    @itskarl7575@itskarl7575Ай бұрын
    • Yeah, but his auto correct should have done something, how many times has he said Biden by now that it doesn't automatically put that word in same with great. Unless he turned autocorrect off, which considering convefe and his narcissism, it wouldn't surprise me that he's like "I always type correctly. I don't need a spell check. You need a spell check, but I'm so great I don't make mistakes. And even if I do, I meant to do that and you will all change how you speak to be like me." Webster once had a top 10 insults out of use, and one of them was Mumpsimus. It's a stubborn person who insists on making an error despite being shown evidence they are wrong. They said it came from a priest who said the word instead of the Latin sumpismus, and when corrected he replied he would not change his old mumpsimus for his critic's new sumpsimus. Trump is definitely a mumpsimus

      @jamiefrontiera1671@jamiefrontiera1671Ай бұрын
    • correctly pointed out!👍🏼😊

      @OKAVENAQUI@OKAVENAQUIАй бұрын
    • that‘s what I thought, why did we focus on the typos and not on the made up words?! English is my second language and the lack of mockery here made me panic and google if those are words after all :D

      @lavenderchocolate@lavenderchocolate29 күн бұрын
  • That line about blacking out the 10 commandments had me rolling.

    @BenedictMHolland@BenedictMHolland29 күн бұрын
  • "Many Bibles" at home. Why would people not see through this man? Seth, thank you for the laughs!

    @shez1270@shez1270Ай бұрын
    • I wonder if he reveals his favourite bible verses ?? 😂

      @mayberelevant3237@mayberelevant3237Ай бұрын
    • I believe Trump when he said he had many Bibles. He accidently took them when he stole the classified documents and finally found them in the other boxes he still has in his possession.

      @t.n.-js6ei@t.n.-js6eiАй бұрын
    • ​@@mayberelevant3237No. Nope. No. That's very personal for him, so he wouldn't want to get into it. He does like the old and new testaments about the same, though. They're both very special to him. 😂

      @jonathanconnor7920@jonathanconnor7920Ай бұрын
    • They cry that they can't afford food and fuel, but they can find money to buy tacky sneakers and Bibles to help a 'billionaire' who's hosting a golf tournament at his own golf course. Mind-blowing.

      @lynelizabeth-kl9dp@lynelizabeth-kl9dpАй бұрын
    • Yeah he is a athiest but not one who was cured of Christianity by reading the Bible. That much is clear.

      @ConstantChaos1@ConstantChaos1Ай бұрын
  • Richard Nixon had SO Much More Dignity, even in defeat.

    @billmurray7473@billmurray7473Ай бұрын
    • Ya he at least the decency to stay out of the spotlight.

      @Ironcorgi2@Ironcorgi2Ай бұрын
    • @@Ironcorgi2until David Frost.

      @Slopmaster@SlopmasterАй бұрын
    • Isn’t it scary that Nixon seems..normal?

      @stanbyme7874@stanbyme7874Ай бұрын
    • @@stanbyme7874 By today's GOP standards he was a woke commie.

      @mimseydemon1844@mimseydemon1844Ай бұрын
    • God you’re right. And let’s all stop and appreciate the magnitude of that statement

      @tlheinrich@tlheinrichАй бұрын
  • I love when the sound effects are delayed! And it's proof that this is "Late Night," when the host knows how to roll with it!! 😂

    @johnobrien2373@johnobrien2373Ай бұрын
  • Closer looks are always over too fast lol. Excellent job, Late Night, staff!!

    @jkadkin@jkadkin29 күн бұрын
  • When trump said he had so many bibles I laughed so hard for a solid 30 seconds. I actually had to rewind because I missed what was said after that.

    @amberg8277@amberg8277Ай бұрын
    • I did the same when he said that😂😂

      @ericapoe@ericapoeАй бұрын
    • 😂 I know right, the way he read that that stupid infomercial off of a teleprompter was just ridiculous. He always comes across as such a fvcken idiot it's amazing that he has these millions of morons that follow him like a cult leader. It definitely reflects poorly on the US education system 🙄

      @J.M.-nb4gw@J.M.-nb4gwАй бұрын
    • @@J.M.-nb4gwYou can always tell when he veers off script. When he’s reading the teleprompter he sound’s like a bored fourth grader giving a book report. Then when he ad libs his voice sounds much different, the whole part about him having many bibles and it being his favorite book were definitely not on the teleprompter. He would lie about it being his favorite back during the 2016 campaign but when asked about his favorite bible verse you could see the panic on his face and he’d just say that was too private to share. And somehow the evangelicals think the guy who’s obviously never read the Bible and who’s gone to church like twice in the last nine years is a man of God. The guy who screwed a porn star right after his third wife gave birth to his fifth child, and who was good buds with Jeffery Epstein, is a fine upstanding Christian, and Biden who is a devout catholic is the devil. It’s pure insanity.

      @siobhandobson7535@siobhandobson7535Ай бұрын
    • I pictured bankers boxes full of them stacked in a bathroom 😂

      @nadineives6374@nadineives6374Ай бұрын
    • I can't believe he didn't wait until Easter to unveil this. Nobody has ever been crucified like Trump has been after all.

      @stephenbuckley9940@stephenbuckley9940Ай бұрын
  • He breaks the gag orders every single time and nothing happens to him

    @villanessa@villanessaАй бұрын
    • I know it’s all such a joke!

      @marvinmartin4692@marvinmartin4692Ай бұрын
    • Those were civil trials - the loser can't run roofshod over the criminal court system. Just wait a few more weeks.... ⚖️⚖️

      @drjanines3301@drjanines3301Ай бұрын
    • He went only to the line of this one.

      @phylis3917@phylis3917Ай бұрын
    • Good

      @jeffdosch5738@jeffdosch573827 күн бұрын
    • YES and WHHHYYY ??!!??

      @lindagorham1409@lindagorham140926 күн бұрын
  • LOL the late anvil noise - reminds me of those pillows

    @jdspencer60@jdspencer60Ай бұрын
  • Buden, "Let's smoke some dank, it's grest! I'm Joe Buden and I support this message".

    @jcanfieldschatz@jcanfieldschatzАй бұрын
  • @3:50 if we told him Obama could hold his breath for 6 minutes there's a really good chance he'd try it.

    @coffeebux@coffeebuxАй бұрын
    • This is probably the best idea I’ve seen in ages! I’ve got an idea for the pitch…. Did you know that Biden actually taught Obama to do the Wim Hoff method and Obama can hold his breath for 6 minutes now! You know what that means, if a man can hold his breath that long?!? OMG It must be enormous. Trump could never, but many people are saying it would be the biggest audience ever to watch him try. People would pay BIG MONEY to watch him do it, too!

      @jennyjennyjenny3210@jennyjennyjenny3210Ай бұрын
  • Real smart to piss off the judge that will be sentencing you when you are found guilty of 31 felonies in two months, Donny. Do keep it up.

    @MM-vv8mt@MM-vv8mtАй бұрын
    • Did he really post the judge’s daughter’s name on social media?

      @publicuser2534@publicuser2534Ай бұрын
    • ​@@publicuser2534as real as a heart attack

      @GrimReaper2786@GrimReaper2786Ай бұрын
    • His tactic seems to be to make everybody hate him and then accuse them of being a "Trump hater".

      @Max_Mustermann@Max_Mustermann29 күн бұрын
  • LMAO at the sound of the golden toilet plunger -" oohps a bit late again +

    @LmAo147@LmAo147Ай бұрын
  • A: When I heard the belated plunger sound effect, I threw my hands in the air and gleefully shouted "pillow!" and proceeded to giggle (cackle? jackal cackle?) uncontrollably. B: Lighter not match (but you know that by now ;)

    @DemandTruth@DemandTruthАй бұрын
  • Gag orders and warnings for Trump are absolutely useless unless enforced with a night (or many) in jail for contempt, which no judge has dared to do so far.

    @SpaceForceCommander@SpaceForceCommanderАй бұрын
    • You’re right and I have yet to figure out why they fear him so much. What is he going to do…make up a mean nickname?

      @justanotherhuman8918@justanotherhuman8918Ай бұрын
    • Exactly! Just need to send in the locusts! 😠💙

      @barbaraschuld8206@barbaraschuld8206Ай бұрын
    • SO agree!

      @janbounds911@janbounds911Ай бұрын
    • @@justanotherhuman8918 Actually, he just asks his deranged and gun-packing cult members to rid him of this meddling judge, the court staff, the judge's family, etc.

      @sherinameless1618@sherinameless1618Ай бұрын
    • They fear his followers & their reactions to their godking being imprisoned. And being called "not impartial."​@@justanotherhuman8918

      @snowsim@snowsimАй бұрын
  • CORRECTION: The First Commandment would be blacked out too. There was literally a golden statue of Trump at CPAC a couple years ago, which as close to a false idol as you can get.

    @Ferinex_666@Ferinex_666Ай бұрын
    • I think the joke went over your head @Ferinex_666 . The point is that Trump wouldn't know that, and would want statues of him all over the place.

      @c3swift@c3swiftАй бұрын
    • I saw that recently on coverage of CPAC. So disgusting and ridiculous.

      @MarciRaney-tt8ev@MarciRaney-tt8evАй бұрын
    • Trump just endorsed Jesus as the Son of God. Although I have a feeling that if Trump ever read the bible... he'd have Jesus primaried.

      @matthewbrown6497@matthewbrown6497Ай бұрын
    • @@matthewbrown6497 If Trump was in the time of Jesus (and he was real), he'd definitely have been Pontius Pilate. Trump wouldn't have liked Jesus gettting more attention and being liked more than him.

      @Elwaves2925@Elwaves2925Ай бұрын
    • 💯 You know you messed up when an atheist condemns what you do.

      @CurtisWhitehead-wn5bs@CurtisWhitehead-wn5bsАй бұрын
  • Hasn't Hannity learned to keep his mouth shut yet In defense of trump What's he gonna do after trump Or is that a never ending story

    @AlanaLewis007@AlanaLewis007Ай бұрын
  • sean hannity is another one I can't wait to fade away like tucker as a national joke

    @semperfidelification@semperfidelificationАй бұрын
    • All guilty of.... Greed, Wrath, Lust, Envy, Gluttony, and Sloth

      @IntelligentArtefact@IntelligentArtefactАй бұрын
  • Calling himself a Christian is like MTG calling herself a genius. I'd love to hear him quote just one passage from his "favorite" book. LOL

    @nygm984@nygm984Ай бұрын
    • When asked he couldn’t submit “thou shall not steal.”

      @phylis3917@phylis3917Ай бұрын
    • He knows the one about the two Corinthians....

      @daemoncan2364@daemoncan2364Ай бұрын
    • I remember when he was asked once, he said, "I wouldn't want to get into it because to me that's very personal. You know, when I talk about the Bible, it's very personal, so I don't want to get into verses. The Bible means a lot to me, but I don't want to get into specifics."

      @gothnate@gothnateАй бұрын
    • trump is very Christian. In his own words, he likes both the New and Old Testaments equally. Even though he has no idea what they are about

      @daydreamer8662@daydreamer8662Ай бұрын
    • @@daemoncan2364No, he doesn’t actually know it. He was reading from a script when he tried to use that verse while speaking at Liberty University.

      @daunafuller9868@daunafuller9868Ай бұрын
  • The difference between Jim Jones and Donald Trump? Trump charges for his Kool Aid

    @mattwolfe70@mattwolfe70Ай бұрын
    • BINGO 🎯‼️

      @keltonscott734@keltonscott734Ай бұрын
    • BINGO 🎯

      @keltonscott734@keltonscott734Ай бұрын
    • And people still buy it... 😢

      @bkzone8@bkzone8Ай бұрын
    • Brilliant!

      @Queenie-the-genie@Queenie-the-genieАй бұрын
    • 🧠💪

      @c3swift@c3swiftАй бұрын
  • "Disinformate" ... that's my new favorite verb!

    @morganbroadhead6943@morganbroadhead6943Ай бұрын
  • I love how even in his commercial where he is clearly reading what he is saying, he can't help but stray from the script and adlib. The bit about how he has so many and it's his favorite book is classic Trump vamping. And that is what the base loves to hear.

    @bobbauer7928@bobbauer7928Ай бұрын
  • You know how Mr Trump has to pay a bond, I wonder what his favourite Bond book is? “The man with the Golden Toilet”? “You only Lose Twice”? “Dr No-means-no”? “Casino Royale… with cheese”? Duh. Of course, it’s “From Russia with Love.” Silly me.

    @andrewstevenson118@andrewstevenson118Ай бұрын
    • Book no chance, movie maybe.

      @Kodakcompactdisc@KodakcompactdiscАй бұрын
    • @@Kodakcompactdisc I'll give you $10 if you can make a joke out of "The Hildebrand Rarity". 🙂

      @andrewstevenson118@andrewstevenson118Ай бұрын
    • Dr no means no. Lol

      @jinstinky501@jinstinky501Ай бұрын
    • "Forrestraker"?

      @christopherweise438@christopherweise438Ай бұрын
    • Love this!

      @annehurst2172@annehurst2172Ай бұрын
  • This would have been the perfect opportunity for Donald to share with the country his favourite Bible passage,

    @Opinionsrnotfacts574@Opinionsrnotfacts574Ай бұрын
    • Pretty confident it wouldn't be Matthew 7:15.

      @andrewstevenson118@andrewstevenson118Ай бұрын
    • 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

      @Lonewolfmike@LonewolfmikeАй бұрын
    • He'll get to it when he unveils his plan to redo Obamacare, which we are *still* waiting on.

      @apackofhoboes@apackofhoboesАй бұрын
    • Probably took the bibles from his hotel rooms like they keep in the night stand at expensive hotels and motels. Now he's selling them, I wouldn't doubt this as he's a grifter.

      @corinnemiles2129@corinnemiles2129Ай бұрын
    • well... since there is that stupid maga ad he probably would tell you it was, "In the beginning God made Trump" He probably has no idea what the first sentence of the Bible really is

      @MoonDirectedTarot@MoonDirectedTarotАй бұрын
  • Donald J Trump deserves a literary award for the creative use of the American Language.

    @oneeyedphotographer@oneeyedphotographer29 күн бұрын
  • He'll be selling his messy nappies next....😂😂😂😂😂😂

    @Stewiereeves1@Stewiereeves129 күн бұрын
    • "The stuff you see on TV is fake poop. You can get genuine crap right hear with full DNA authentication"

      @wisconsinfarmer4742@wisconsinfarmer474228 күн бұрын
    • Saddest thing there is that his stupid blind sleep will happily buy them. 💩💩💩💩

      @conniebabcock4045@conniebabcock404527 күн бұрын
  • Dear Sean Hannity. The fact that you are still allowed on the air proves that this is still America.

    @michaelg3088@michaelg3088Ай бұрын
  • It's a darn shame that trump is much more effective at making us people all across the world gag, than gag orders are effective on trump! 😒

    @camelshit446@camelshit446Ай бұрын
    • No 💩

      @jpg7879@jpg7879Ай бұрын
    • 🤣 👍

      @Maphisto86@Maphisto86Ай бұрын
    • Fr! 😂

      @chynawov4879@chynawov4879Ай бұрын
    • Clever observation! Just wish others would call out Trump for this Bible thing. Also, which translation is he selling? I am almost afraid to ask that question, because I've had Christian Fundamentalists over the years insist that there is only ONE TRUE Bible, and it always happens to be the one they are waving in the air with absolutely no comprehension of the various translations which often differ from the so-called King James translation!

      @tytn9978@tytn9978Ай бұрын
    • It IS a darn shame, almost ironic.

      @frankandstein8618@frankandstein8618Ай бұрын
  • Yes! Make America Smart Again . 💙🇺🇸💙🇺🇸💙🇺🇸

    @ewawajda4049@ewawajda4049Ай бұрын
  • Your opening statement!!!! Whoa, how did we get here....Strange times indeed. Go Seth!!!

    @jennieoh8543@jennieoh8543Ай бұрын
  • Didn't Trump promise he was going to have a "great" healthcare plan to replace "Obamacare" when he ran the first time around? What happened with that? He had 4 years to do it, but it didn't happen, did it?

    @user-uw9eq8ez7x@user-uw9eq8ez7xАй бұрын
    • I thought the same thing. He won an election 8 years ago on "repeal and replace," "build her up," and "lock that wall." Had 4 years, couldn't do any of it

      @tonywebert8326@tonywebert8326Ай бұрын
    • It will be ready in about 2 weeks....

      @danielgregory3295@danielgregory3295Ай бұрын
  • Don the Con selling Bible is like a Serial Killer selling Life Insurance.

    @theowl3756@theowl3756Ай бұрын
    • Life insurance surely?

      @Balletified@BalletifiedАй бұрын
    • So many preconditions!

      @johnobrien2373@johnobrien2373Ай бұрын
  • I wound up digging out my old DVD of Paper Moon and watching it after I heard the news. At least Ryan O'neal knew which way to hold a Bible.

    @sealyoness@sealyonessАй бұрын
  • 😂 great episode, loaded with heaters, I had to go back a few times because I couldn’t stop laughing. Seth and the writers on this show couldn’t be a better match!

    @robert-pj6so@robert-pj6so29 күн бұрын
    • that wasn't a match, it was a lighter couldn't resist

      @wisconsinfarmer4742@wisconsinfarmer474228 күн бұрын
  • That book he sells contains federal documents with the religious text. A blatant violation of the separation of church and state.

    @napalmholocaust9093@napalmholocaust9093Ай бұрын
    • THIS!!!

      @guyvizard549@guyvizard549Ай бұрын
    • Um, that’s not how that works.

      @KingOfAllJackals@KingOfAllJackalsАй бұрын
    • ​@@KingOfAllJackals r/Woooooosh

      @tonywebert8326@tonywebert8326Ай бұрын
    • I HATE Trump and I'm sorry to say, this isn't how this works. It's really, really stupid and dishonest, but is not the government endorsing religion.

      @JohnDavid-kc9kt@JohnDavid-kc9ktАй бұрын
    • ​@@JohnDavid-kc9kt it's more of a red flag that someone who wants to be in office thinks that the government should endorse specifically Christianity even though the US has no official religion.

      @blargy7283@blargy7283Ай бұрын
  • how did he not burst into flames holding the Bible? ⚡🔥🔥🔥

    @MoonDirectedTarot@MoonDirectedTarotАй бұрын
    • I suspect because what he calls "the Bible" normal people call "the Necronomicon".

      @paolovantassel1989@paolovantassel1989Ай бұрын
  • “I’m sorry I thought this was America” 🤣🤣🤣

    @user-dp4xw7ye1n@user-dp4xw7ye1nАй бұрын
    • in the seventies if you had long hair or talked about equal rights, rednecks in pickup trucks would fling empty beer bottles at you yelling, go back to Russia.

      @wisconsinfarmer4742@wisconsinfarmer474228 күн бұрын
  • Greetings from Australia, spot on sound effects with the plunga mate 👌 reminds me of lumpy pillow guy's lumpy pillows. You keep this up you're gonna be huge!

    @lvckytyler694@lvckytyler694Ай бұрын
  • He probably decided he doesn't trust autocorrect because no one spells better than him. 😂😂

    @mytexasdays1526@mytexasdays1526Ай бұрын
    • AUTOCORRECT DOESNT WIRK WHEN UOU USE ALL CAPS.

      @MrOtistetrax@MrOtistetraxАй бұрын
    • 😂😂😂😂😂😂 im fucking dead

      @Youngcamdadon@YoungcamdadonАй бұрын
    • I heard it does it on purpose - to appeal to the undereducated (aka morons).

      @jansilverthorn777@jansilverthorn777Ай бұрын
    • That was my thought

      @jamiefrontiera1671@jamiefrontiera1671Ай бұрын
  • Oh, we are praying! Praying like our democracy depends on it.

    @w8w8whatnow95@w8w8whatnow95Ай бұрын
    • More like preying.

      @qassandraable@qassandraableАй бұрын
    • ​@@qassandraableThat's Trump.

      @greeneyedlady5580@greeneyedlady5580Ай бұрын
  • Well done Seth!!!😂😂😂

    @lilsmart805@lilsmart805Ай бұрын
  • Will that plunger work on toilets that are plugged with documents?

    @heidigone@heidigone28 күн бұрын
  • I remember when someone called a person a Bible Salesman it meant they were a conman. Still fits!!

    @raivanframpton5408@raivanframpton5408Ай бұрын
    • Truth😅

      @irelandishsac13@irelandishsac13Ай бұрын
    • Literally came here for this comment!

      @MoneyGist@MoneyGistАй бұрын
    • Reminds me of Big Dan in O'Brother... oh and Big Dan is a member of the KKK, very fitting.

      @tonyzed6831@tonyzed6831Ай бұрын
  • Always thought "Buden" and "Grest" was the capital of Hungary.

    @alansmitheejr.@alansmitheejr.Ай бұрын
    • 😂😂😂😂

      @birbluv9595@birbluv9595Ай бұрын
    • Lol

      @annehurst2172@annehurst2172Ай бұрын
    • Or as Trump would say, the capital of Turkey

      @saar144@saar144Ай бұрын
    • "You and I remember Buden/Grest very differently."

      @vegetablevoice@vegetablevoiceАй бұрын
  • NO IM GOOD!!! The bouncing helps me think!!! LMAO i damn near choked

    @mharriedjr@mharriedjrАй бұрын
  • He has never read a flippen book....😂

    @goldie200172086@goldie200172086Ай бұрын
  • That Bible was ready to burst into flames!!!

    @KPVFarmer@KPVFarmerАй бұрын
  • That female lawyer behind Trump gives off Phil Spector vibes 😂

    @Nunya100@Nunya100Ай бұрын
    • You are absolutely right.

      @birbluv9595@birbluv9595Ай бұрын
    • 🤣🤣🤣

      @saar144@saar144Ай бұрын
    • I thought Marcia Clark

      @sigmundblank7403@sigmundblank7403Ай бұрын
    • ​@@sigmundblank7403Ditto!!

      @sewonchris735@sewonchris735Ай бұрын
    • Hey, what did Phil Spector ever do...no wait...never mind.

      @davidshirkey1272@davidshirkey1272Ай бұрын
  • I will place my bets that "a solitary match" joke was a plant by Seth to be used in the 100 corrections when Seth took the time to point out the nice sweater and beard 😛 After all he has been doing corrections long enough to know how to pull a fast one on us and it's awesome! PS: May the example you set be something that guides all forms of news (I say this knowing full well that some outlets must be sued first, lose many many dollars then will still lie with all they got).

    @flackstar007@flackstar007Ай бұрын
  • The Bill of Rights, yes. But NOT the other seventeen (17!) amendments, so not an entirely complete version of our Constitution. There are twenty-seven.

    @jonroesler8155@jonroesler8155Ай бұрын
  • The scorch marks proves he actually held them.

    @queenvrook@queenvrookАй бұрын
    • So true - funny funny funny!

      @annehurst2172@annehurst2172Ай бұрын
    • Explains the marks on his hands.

      @Scanner9631@Scanner9631Ай бұрын
    • Oh that was recorded when he made the ad to sell bibles, the syphilis markes on his hand. Getting a taste of hell!

      @jpg7879@jpg7879Ай бұрын
    • Scotch hell! Pills he either needs them or needs to get off them.

      @anthonycarter8158@anthonycarter8158Ай бұрын
    • Those are special editions because he handled them. Probably cost more.

      @mikejankowski6321@mikejankowski6321Ай бұрын
  • He's never even opened a Bible. I didn't think he could go any lower but here we are.

    @aubrey1633@aubrey1633Ай бұрын
    • And he will go even lower. I don't know how he'll do it but he will do it.

      @markmartindale7215@markmartindale7215Ай бұрын
  • I thought Trump didn't drink??? That Bible bit,...PRICELESS!🤣😂😅

    @JohnTLyon@JohnTLyonАй бұрын
  • "I thought this was America!"...Randy Marsh, South Park. 😂

    @mlrdh@mlrdh27 күн бұрын
  • trump doesn’t need the oval Office- just give the guy a toilet on Riker’s and a toy phone.

    @fredlifsitz7411@fredlifsitz7411Ай бұрын
    • 🙏ASAP... Past his jail time.

      @jpg7879@jpg7879Ай бұрын
    • the guy makes me want to puke.

      @jaygray7102@jaygray7102Ай бұрын
    • 😂

      @barbford2329@barbford2329Ай бұрын
    • God willing

      @mariahiller@mariahiller29 күн бұрын
  • For a long time, Stephen Colbert was the best. We are now in the age of Seth.

    @8justintracy8@8justintracy8Ай бұрын
    • Can’t even stand Colbert anymore actually

      @Shackleton71@Shackleton71Ай бұрын
    • @@Shackleton71 He's ready to be put out to pasture, he has no real desire to be witty or serious anymore

      @globaladdict@globaladdictАй бұрын
    • ​@@kaalagiri1044why are you watching?

      @abc-bu7nr@abc-bu7nrАй бұрын
    • @@abc-bu7nr part of respecting freedom is to listen to opposite perspectives.. you dems should try to get out of echo chambers where you guys all circle bezerk each other

      @kaalagiri1044@kaalagiri1044Ай бұрын
    • I record both, they tell it like it is!

      @jpg7879@jpg7879Ай бұрын
  • The FBI should search MAG-A-Lardo again and see if they can find a bible.

    @FixNewsPlease@FixNewsPleaseАй бұрын
  • OK, but when he breaks the gag order - and he will. LOCK HIM UP!!!!

    @pokerpat6470@pokerpat6470Ай бұрын
  • I want to see the outtakes of the Trump bible commercial.

    @paulyh4u1971@paulyh4u1971Ай бұрын
    • How many do you think have him saying Buble?

      @stephenbuckley9940@stephenbuckley9940Ай бұрын
    • 😂😂😂😂

      @sallyjimenez8417@sallyjimenez8417Ай бұрын
    • How many times did he just burst in to flames?

      @c3swift@c3swiftАй бұрын
    • ​@@c3swiftI bet they had to mount a lightning rod at the studio before shooting

      @cryptidsntunes@cryptidsntunesАй бұрын
    • @@cryptidsntunes seems legit... or maybe the one in the video is a hollowed out version for when he goes to prison.

      @c3swift@c3swiftАй бұрын
  • Seth's disgruntled "Or don't." at the end of every Closer Look gives me life.

    @20thcenturybrix@20thcenturybrixАй бұрын
    • Yeah. I stopped to read the comments just to see if you all were enjoying that part as much as I do!

      @Wado8oda@Wado8odaАй бұрын
    • he filmed it during one of the Corrections episodes!

      @jldow1236@jldow1236Ай бұрын
    • It's marketing genius. As much as I love Seth, I just don't have time in my day for a podcast. But this just forced bumped it to the top of my "will get to asap" list. God I wish I had more free time...

      @davidknightx@davidknightxАй бұрын
    • I've already started saying it aloud with him!

      @simgem@simgemАй бұрын
  • 7:17 Best joke of the night

    @mirrorman95@mirrorman9527 күн бұрын
  • That was the best podcast commercial I’ve ever seen.

    @definitelynotskynet@definitelynotskynet25 күн бұрын
  • There really is no bottom for Trump but thanks for making us laugh rather than cry!

    @kendalldad@kendalldadАй бұрын
    • @kendalldad , that's because he is the bottom 😮

      @jimspittle1485@jimspittle1485Ай бұрын
    • Or his supporters either

      @13699111@13699111Ай бұрын
    • Wait for it my dear.

      @phylis3917@phylis3917Ай бұрын
    • Republicans when you go low, remember you CAN go lower

      @sto5655@sto5655Ай бұрын
  • "Pray and get educated..." has to be the most blatant oxymoron ever muttered...

    @svenvaltik5657@svenvaltik5657Ай бұрын
    • _"I love the poorly educated! But I love education, too! I love it so much that I shut down 'Trump University' and paid a $25 million fraud settlement!"_

      @zesty9815@zesty9815Ай бұрын
    • Right?!

      @BinaryHedgehog@BinaryHedgehogАй бұрын
    • It ranks right up there with “American intelligence.” 😂😂😂 from 🌎

      @jansilverthorn777@jansilverthorn777Ай бұрын
    • @@jansilverthorn777 Along with "honest politician."

      @Elwaves2925@Elwaves2925Ай бұрын
    • Yep!

      @RobertPilla@RobertPillaАй бұрын
  • LOVE LOVE LOVE YOU SETH & THE WHOLE GANG!

    @catgir5x@catgir5xАй бұрын
  • Seth, that wasn't a match, that was a LIGHTER!! #Corrections

    @efenedick1305@efenedick130525 күн бұрын
  • O.M.G. The Bible speech. I nearly wet myself laughing!

    @SashiCat96@SashiCat96Ай бұрын
    • I was honestly laughing out loud! Kept waiting for the lightning 😂

      @mlrdh@mlrdhАй бұрын
  • CORRECTIONS: That's a BIC lighter, not a single match.

    @carnyzack@carnyzackАй бұрын
    • Damnit. You got to it before me. 🤣

      @mythodica@mythodicaАй бұрын
    • yep.

      @sophierobinson2738@sophierobinson2738Ай бұрын
    • Jackals have entered the chat

      @stuartmacdonald4443@stuartmacdonald4443Ай бұрын
    • @@stuartmacdonald4443did they ever leave?

      @wncwaterfalls@wncwaterfallsАй бұрын
    • and he tries to make a weed joke right after that.... what kinda self respecting stoner would misidentify a bic lighter?!

      @jonlee6794@jonlee6794Ай бұрын
  • Buden-Grest. The capital of Hangry.

    @baktru@baktru28 күн бұрын
  • The pillow drop callback is the most Seth joke ever.

    @justjustinin207@justjustinin207Ай бұрын
  • When you slam the podcast cover down at the end, it should have the same sound effect as the plunger because it's SOLID GOLD

    @donna_fun_collins@donna_fun_collinsАй бұрын
  • I had not heard about the bible sales. My husband told me about it a few minutes ago & I thought he was joking. Then I knew I had to watch A Closer Look!

    @birdsarecool6448@birdsarecool6448Ай бұрын
  • This is comedy gold.

    @crastinaterpro@crastinaterpro6 күн бұрын
  • Poltergeist 's BIBLE 😮🤣😂👌👌👏🙌 great move

    @mariadagracalucasgoncalves9149@mariadagracalucasgoncalves914923 күн бұрын
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