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Ordering for Your Drunk Friends at the Drive-Through - Nick Swardson

Comedy Central Stand-Up
2019 ж. 25 Мам.
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Nick Swardson illustrates what it’s like to order for your drunk friends at a drive-through and imagines the first time someone experienced brain freeze. (Contains strong language.)
Original airdate: May 30, 2015
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  • "Jack Daniels, fucking... good luck." Best ad ever LOL

    @F3R13DuDe@F3R13DuDe5 жыл бұрын

  • This guy's great in every movie he has been in...no matter how small his part he has always stood out...he's hilarious

    @DP-fy2bc@DP-fy2bc3 жыл бұрын

    • I first saw him as that gay roller skating prostitute on Reno 911🤣

      @alexdave5465@alexdave5465 Жыл бұрын

    • He's a real one ❤

      @seansweeney3495@seansweeney34959 ай бұрын

  • I made him a coffee once. He was super nice, super low key and super hilarious all at once. Very cool dude.

    @natbvm1880@natbvm18802 жыл бұрын

    • Nice bro 👍

      @ryanflynn6819@ryanflynn68192 жыл бұрын

    • That’s nice! Where did you work at? In such a short time of interaction he could make you laugh, that’s a talent.

      @momoyinyan@momoyinyan2 жыл бұрын

    • did u write terry on his cup

      @kimmyfreak200@kimmyfreak200 Жыл бұрын

    • He is cool, he ordered liver and onions with garlic bread for breakfast at a table I was waiting at the White Castle restaurant in Chicago, good tipper, too🙂👍

      @alexdave5465@alexdave5465 Жыл бұрын

    • Didn’t happen

      @maxf7superstriker625@maxf7superstriker62511 ай бұрын

  • He's spot on with the drive thru joke, happens everytime. 🤣😂

    @ronnielopez3267@ronnielopez32674 жыл бұрын

    • 69 likes... you made it dude...

      @jonathanzepeda6048@jonathanzepeda60483 жыл бұрын

  • "I mean...I got to get home dude..."

    @powdergangster83@powdergangster834 жыл бұрын

    • I cant just appear at my home

      @mcbongrip9355@mcbongrip93554 жыл бұрын

    • Mc Bongrip hush

      @Kody2646@Kody26463 жыл бұрын

    • I need a transport

      @damiansnow3682@damiansnow36823 жыл бұрын

    • 💀

      @tiedyerose2794@tiedyerose27943 жыл бұрын

    • 😂😂

      @dukenukem9212@dukenukem92123 жыл бұрын

  • He’s one of the most underrated comedian 👌

    @Cheesus68@Cheesus685 жыл бұрын

    • Have you seen Reno 911? He is so good in that :D

      @JerDog1984@JerDog19844 жыл бұрын

    • 💯 facts

      @kennethmanning1821@kennethmanning18214 жыл бұрын

    • So underrated that he's been in like 15 movies and has had his own tv show, I think twice.

      @MrJimmybanana@MrJimmybanana4 жыл бұрын

    • Dylan Davis he barley slides stand ups “, he’s underated

      @Anakin-Skywalker.@Anakin-Skywalker.4 жыл бұрын

    • Anakin Skywalker wat?

      @ryugo7713@ryugo77134 жыл бұрын

  • "Jack Daniels that's a wild man's drink, that drink should come with bail money" - Dave Attell

    @supplanter626@supplanter6265 жыл бұрын

    • It’s comedy that shit happens

      @ih8youintheface698@ih8youintheface6985 жыл бұрын

    • I miss his show

      @youtmeme@youtmeme5 жыл бұрын

    • Everyone rips off Attell. Even the whisky dick joke.

      @louzer2566@louzer25665 жыл бұрын

    • Legit, I had friends in highschool who got into countless fights because they turned into Jack. One drove into a tree 3 houses down from where he started. I'm sure there's more I've forgotten over the last decade but when someone came out with Jack we just knew we were in for a hell a night.

      @MaynardOwns@MaynardOwns5 жыл бұрын

    • His whole skit about marijuana and how some people are all secretive about it really gave me a good laugh

      @johnstevens2816@johnstevens28165 жыл бұрын

  • I love the "Grandma's Boy" Nick style of comedy by far the most, Awesome to see he's getting back to that. 👍

    @flex_piper@flex_piper4 жыл бұрын

    • Didnt k ow he ever left that... his stand up has been pretty xonsitent his whole career.

      @mariogiorgi1255@mariogiorgi12554 жыл бұрын

  • "Your bed is a car." "...Yeah but it's a fuckin sweet car."

    @lancebuttercream9817@lancebuttercream98175 жыл бұрын

  • Nick, in real life, is a South Park character.

    @coaltin2449@coaltin24495 жыл бұрын

    • Dude does he voice some of the characters or something? I was getting those vibes from him too

      @tyrizzlemanizzle@tyrizzlemanizzle5 жыл бұрын

    • @@tyrizzlemanizzle unless he was a guest voice actor on an episode one time then no he wasn't. Almost all the voices are done by Matt and Trey themselves

      @isaacclarke7425@isaacclarke74255 жыл бұрын

    • 🤣🤣

      @breselexiapsychicmedium346@breselexiapsychicmedium3464 жыл бұрын

    • I never heard of Swardson doing South Park voices. It's Trey, Matt, and occasionally Bill Hader.

      @wesm453@wesm4534 жыл бұрын

    • Butters

      @lola.cruz916@lola.cruz9164 жыл бұрын

  • “Try ice if u want but, there are demons inside of it” truer words have never been spoken my friend

    @nasbtheboss@nasbtheboss2 жыл бұрын

  • “What number do you want?” “94?!” Literally crying 🤣

    @MetalBaller83@MetalBaller832 жыл бұрын

  • 2:11 “alright dude, chill” 🤦🏽‍♂️😂😂😂😂😂

    @mcbongrip9355@mcbongrip93554 жыл бұрын

  • This guy's been my favorite comedian since I was 10. AWESOMENESS

    @antoniohuerta9562@antoniohuerta95624 жыл бұрын

  • That brain freeze joke is one of my favorites of all time. Short and to the point. I just got a brain freeze the other day when I was sick. I thought of this joke. Glad it came up in my recommend.

    @ianmusgrove1814@ianmusgrove18144 жыл бұрын

    • I have never ever had one!!! I get throat freeze instead!! My throat freezes shut and I can’t breathe! Isn’t that fucking weird?!

      @linziRyan1965@linziRyan19653 жыл бұрын

    • @@linziRyan1965 Throat freeze makes me want to beat the crap out of myself and if cops were nearby I'd definitely go for his gun hoping he'd use it on me. Headaches and hurting brains are definitely markers for "Wussies".

      @jamesandrews568@jamesandrews568 Жыл бұрын

  • Nick is SO polished now. He’s murdering up there!

    @allanjim3@allanjim34 жыл бұрын

    • Here is the Original Semitic Text. Here is The Savior YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF” From the Ancient Semitic Scroll: "Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3) Ancient Semitic Direct Translation Yad - "Behold The Hand" He - "Behold the Breath" Vav - "Behold The NAIL"

      @Praise___YaH@Praise___YaH3 жыл бұрын

    • Did not expect him to be even better after such a long break

      @No__feelings@No__feelings2 жыл бұрын

    • He’s doing Brian Regan.

      @truthhurts837@truthhurts8372 жыл бұрын

  • I was watching this right after my parents died and needed comedy in my life. I laughed so hard I cried. Thank You Nick!

    @edwardduarte7393@edwardduarte73937 ай бұрын

  • Just order a bunch of random stuff and tell them "Yeah, you asked for exactly that, like 4 times."

    @davidl9507@davidl95075 жыл бұрын

    • Thats kind of evil

      @markelkhatib2524@markelkhatib25244 жыл бұрын

    • @@markelkhatib2524 No it's not. They don't know the difference and they get to eat.

      @bladabladabloo@bladabladabloo4 жыл бұрын

    • Yupppp

      @queenofeverything1313@queenofeverything13133 жыл бұрын

    • “Oh”

      @dirtymike3329@dirtymike33292 жыл бұрын

  • Nick just covered 87 specific moments that happen for a young man between the ages of 18 and 18.3

    @deckert618@deckert6184 жыл бұрын

    • I’m turning 19 in a few days and I still haven’t experienced this

      @death3678@death36783 жыл бұрын

    • You're boring dude, you don't need to be 18 to be a lil reckless. Send it bro

      @markguzman7412@markguzman74123 жыл бұрын

    • @@markguzman7412 im 34 and still reckless, opened a capri sun in the dark the other day...

      @lifewithlouie420@lifewithlouie4202 жыл бұрын

  • "& chug this handle of Jack." - Nick Swardson Laugh out loud

    @ELPoleToeLoco@ELPoleToeLoco4 жыл бұрын

  • Do they have wedding cake? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    @baha1379@baha13795 жыл бұрын

    • That’s was funny af when I heard that an so true

      @Notknowingjustshowing@Notknowingjustshowing5 жыл бұрын

    • Itz- -Monday yes because either of you losers have ever had a friend ask for a wedding cake at a restaurant. Or anything even resembling that retarded joke he stole from an 8th grader. “Oh bro. Do they serve giraffes? No, oh well. Hahahaha.

      @dontbestupid6664@dontbestupid66645 жыл бұрын

    • Don't Be Stupid do I even care what you think not really it’s funny

      @Notknowingjustshowing@Notknowingjustshowing5 жыл бұрын

    • Don't Be Stupid or you never actually had friends or are you young to drink who ask for dumb shit when you’re the sober one

      @Notknowingjustshowing@Notknowingjustshowing5 жыл бұрын

    • "Yo pee,taste like birthday cake"- Patrice O Neal

      @longdirtytoenails1076@longdirtytoenails10765 жыл бұрын

  • That brain freeze joke was fire. The whole thing was just.._.M..Fire.

    @adrenacrumb@adrenacrumb5 жыл бұрын

    • Yikes

      @towelie6736@towelie67365 жыл бұрын

    • i don't understand it

      @romeolorenzo777@romeolorenzo7774 жыл бұрын

    • Fire is fire. Fire times fire equals fire..

      @growmiezhomiez8760@growmiezhomiez87604 жыл бұрын

  • I lost it at wedding cake. That sounds delicious.

    @michelevitarelli@michelevitarelli4 жыл бұрын

  • My all time favorite comedian. I've watched everything he's ever done a thousand times and it's still just as funny. I fucking love you nick!

    @alexandrahenderson6659@alexandrahenderson66592 жыл бұрын

  • My husband and I may be that one family that watches modern family and chugs Jack Daniels... 😂

    @linziRyan1965@linziRyan19653 жыл бұрын

    • Clsssy

      @Patriot66699@Patriot666992 жыл бұрын

  • This is exactly why I ask what they want before I get in line. Makes life so much easier.

    @WTFisAuserFRCKINname@WTFisAuserFRCKINname4 жыл бұрын

  • 1:45 "There's never gonna be a meal 94" McDonalds *Hold my fries*

    @ronswanson8141@ronswanson81415 жыл бұрын

  • Everytime im the sober driver. Everyone in the car will start shouting there orders at box over each other...and never end up eating the meal they ordered... i steal there fries

    @crazeddonkey@crazeddonkey5 жыл бұрын

    • Yupp not alone

      @bruin1771@bruin17715 жыл бұрын

    • their

      @Mia-bigbooty@Mia-bigbooty5 жыл бұрын

    • Mia ok grammar nazi

      @SeanMichaelShack@SeanMichaelShack5 жыл бұрын

    • People open there cockhoslters

      @bruin1771@bruin17715 жыл бұрын

    • 😂😂

      @chinomelendez7262@chinomelendez72625 жыл бұрын

  • I have definitely had a night in sitting by a fire, watching Modern Family whilst taking pulls from a handle of Jack Daniels

    @durt9872@durt98724 жыл бұрын

  • Loved his comedy since GRANDMA’s boy

    @CPAStrengthPassion@CPAStrengthPassion5 жыл бұрын

    • High score!? What's that mean? Is that good? Did I break it?

      @neg9801@neg98013 жыл бұрын

    • You're Shitttssss Weakkkkkk 🤭

      @aaronmatthewsalinas1408@aaronmatthewsalinas14083 жыл бұрын

    • He was hilarious as Terry on Reno 911

      @jennifermccain6062@jennifermccain60622 жыл бұрын

    • @@aaronmatthewsalinas1408 shiiiiiittts weeeek!

      @lizhutchinson6978@lizhutchinson69782 жыл бұрын

    • @@lizhutchinson6978 thanks bro

      @aaronmatthewsalinas1408@aaronmatthewsalinas14082 жыл бұрын

  • 7:11 from this point to when he recovers from the brain freeze, Nick sounds just like a screaming Will Ferrell! XD

    @Jaden_The_Celestial@Jaden_The_Celestial3 жыл бұрын

  • Will Ferrell + Limp Bizkit

    @Eminence_1337@Eminence_13375 жыл бұрын

    • *F R E D D U R S T*

      @JokeBiden_@JokeBiden_5 жыл бұрын

    • Amy Schumer after the transition

      @algo6485@algo64855 жыл бұрын

    • Bahahha geez that’s literally bang on 👏🏻

      @sonnydortmund1513@sonnydortmund15135 жыл бұрын

    • Yes totally, im done 😂😂😂😂

      @stefnee4708@stefnee47085 жыл бұрын

    • Lol

      @tyrelallgier9500@tyrelallgier95004 жыл бұрын

  • Nick is so undoubtedly underrated, I first saw him when I was 13 and he’s easily top ten wish he did more specials

    @leafyradio6934@leafyradio69343 жыл бұрын

    • You saw him when you were 13 and he's easily in the top ten? What did he do a show at the children's hospital?

      @words911@words911 Жыл бұрын

  • I swear if he's not Terry in the new season of Reno 911 on Quibo then what is the point of watching it. 🤷🏽‍♀️

    @uniquelyunique1@uniquelyunique14 жыл бұрын

    • he aint :(

      @anthonychavez2715@anthonychavez27153 жыл бұрын

    • He was 100% the best part of Reno 911

      @mimi2the4@mimi2the43 жыл бұрын

  • "Bruh, what did you say???" *hold my daiquiri*

    @fastzebrazoom4454@fastzebrazoom44544 жыл бұрын

  • “Jack Daniels, You’re not drinking it the way we want you to, but we love your money too much to care”

    @andrewmoran9585@andrewmoran95855 жыл бұрын

  • the brain freeze skit is my absolute favourite

    @sarahssound@sarahssound3 жыл бұрын

  • I love every stand up set of his, this is an older one but hilarious every time😂😂

    @laurenackerman5382@laurenackerman53825 жыл бұрын

  • His bit on brain freeze is hilarious and genious.

    @thefarmlifeinhd@thefarmlifeinhd Жыл бұрын

  • “I mean I gotta get home duudee” lmfaoooooooo sams

    @hinatababe97@hinatababe973 жыл бұрын

  • Been watching nick swardson for a hot mon and his shit never gets old Jack Daniel's drink responsibly said no one ever!!!

    @Oblivion.EdmMusic@Oblivion.EdmMusic5 жыл бұрын

  • Dude is awesome in every role he plays in movies… his stand up is solid .. all around cool dude

    @cameronwheeler3219@cameronwheeler3219 Жыл бұрын

  • Bro that part on the ice cream had me crying yo!!😂😭😭

    @tenseventeen3774@tenseventeen37744 жыл бұрын

  • "Do they have wedding cake?"

    @jakeanderson9893@jakeanderson98935 жыл бұрын

  • The brainfreeze bit 😭

    @jbasti227@jbasti2274 жыл бұрын

  • LMFAOOOOOOOOO😂🤣🤣🤣. "it was like piranhas was eating my brain ".....

    @beyondbeautifulwithmia7589@beyondbeautifulwithmia75894 жыл бұрын

  • “TELL MY FAMILY I LOVE THEM! WHAT HAVE I DONE?!?!?!”

    @brothaclutch984@brothaclutch9845 жыл бұрын

  • Brainfreeze joke has got to be one of the best jokes I've ever heard.

    @MatataMcCleskey@MatataMcCleskey2 ай бұрын

  • " Try ice cream if you want, but there are demons inside of it.."

    @illuminatihandboards@illuminatihandboards5 жыл бұрын

  • Terry were you giving tug jobs at Tacos Tacos? Yea I mean no way I would never do that!!

    @scottaustin1213@scottaustin12134 жыл бұрын

    • Especially for $2 dollars!

      @ukmedicfrcs@ukmedicfrcs4 жыл бұрын

    • Doesn't come with fries and drink though.

      @charishputta@charishputta4 жыл бұрын

    • Lol

      @elizahhoward3923@elizahhoward39234 жыл бұрын

    • Tacos Tacos Tacos Tacos*

      @thelastmemphian@thelastmemphian4 жыл бұрын

    • I was selling oranges

      @hops1116@hops11163 жыл бұрын

  • When he said "wedding cake" I thought he meant weed lmfao

    @torimaep@torimaep Жыл бұрын

    • same

      @loganxman@loganxman Жыл бұрын

    • Love me some wedding cake, the weed first, then the cake, repeat🎯

      @alexdave5465@alexdave5465 Жыл бұрын

  • Bravo. Excellent set my good man

    @alexb8560@alexb85605 жыл бұрын

  • I love Nick Swardson and his comedy

    @christianscacchetti9178@christianscacchetti91782 жыл бұрын

  • Last time I had Jack I woke up in the bushes outside my dorm.

    @mastertyler6303@mastertyler63034 жыл бұрын

  • Nick is most underrated comedian ever

    @Boswell1@Boswell13 жыл бұрын

  • The ending was fucking priceless, “.......I’m okay” 😂😂

    @shmokeyrl3195@shmokeyrl31953 жыл бұрын

  • One of the most underrated comic ever

    @ryanmcbride7643@ryanmcbride76435 жыл бұрын

  • Nick Swardson is under rated

    @CountryBoy70000@CountryBoy700005 жыл бұрын

    • He really is not though

      @ItsCriti@ItsCriti5 жыл бұрын

  • That brain freeze bit was absolutely gold.

    @rg9810@rg98103 жыл бұрын

  • He dresses like his mom picked out those clothes for him at Kohl's

    @whitneyharris5684@whitneyharris56845 жыл бұрын

    • More like he dresses like a 40+ year old man desperately grasping at his youth and failing hard.

      @markf.4063@markf.40635 жыл бұрын

    • @@markf.4063 they don't have wedding cake Mark!

      @starram3572@starram35724 жыл бұрын

    • Or Kmart

      @giftedlemming9434@giftedlemming94344 жыл бұрын

    • I know right? It’s like he doesn’t care to spend his money on clothes to impress you. Almost like he spends it on stuff that’s actually important

      @theAmanfreak8@theAmanfreak84 жыл бұрын

    • I dress my ten year old. And, we shop at Kohl's. If I didn't dress him he would have zero chance at assimilating to society 😂

      @JustActNormal@JustActNormal4 жыл бұрын

  • He should come on stage at least once in shorts an roller skates!

    @deadpoollee9497@deadpoollee94974 жыл бұрын

    • LMAO I forgot he was on Reno 911!

      @Mr_Facts@Mr_Facts Жыл бұрын

    • You got it, guy, Reno911 4L!

      @alexdave5465@alexdave5465 Жыл бұрын

  • Nick Swardson the Legend

    @djdannyd816@djdannyd8163 жыл бұрын

  • "what have I done?!" Lol

    @DrGuberman@DrGuberman2 жыл бұрын

  • Underrated

    @joehunter4765@joehunter47653 жыл бұрын

  • Nicks probably my favorite person bro😂😂😂😂😂

    @austinhunt8360@austinhunt83603 жыл бұрын

  • Everytime I see Nick I think of Grandma's boy

    @ericmoore4788@ericmoore47884 жыл бұрын

    • No Reno 911?

      @mackhaddock5376@mackhaddock53764 жыл бұрын

    • Both for me

      @gabriel1095@gabriel10954 жыл бұрын

    • Terri from tacos tacos tacos tacos

      @jackm4307@jackm43074 жыл бұрын

  • “And just chug this handle of jack”

    @Jediforceghost@Jediforceghost2 жыл бұрын

  • Easily one of my favorite comedians.

    @abefroman8528@abefroman85285 жыл бұрын

  • Haha for real Jack Daniels is always a bad night. At least for me lol

    @yoshiwells5870@yoshiwells58705 жыл бұрын

    • @@LaurenThompsonIsMyRealName haha yeah it took a few times for me to figure it out too. I got in fist fights with some of my friends blacked out more than I wish I did. And the hangover is always brutal lol

      @yoshiwells5870@yoshiwells58705 жыл бұрын

    • ... but arent bad nights the best?

      @doginspace0@doginspace05 жыл бұрын

    • @@doginspace0 haha they do make for the best stories

      @yoshiwells5870@yoshiwells58705 жыл бұрын

    • Told people I work for the devil.

      @ceomoe2222@ceomoe22225 жыл бұрын

  • Well, this guy just inspired me to get back in the comedy

    @healthhappinessandhobbies4662@healthhappinessandhobbies4662 Жыл бұрын

  • Hell yea!! That’s exactly what a brain freeze feels like 😂

    @joceywalters8671@joceywalters86713 жыл бұрын

  • Lol 😆 this guy is awesome 👏👏👌👌😂😂🤣🤣

    @crystalsnell2318@crystalsnell23183 жыл бұрын

  • I love this guy

    @laylaeatstrees8689@laylaeatstrees86895 жыл бұрын

  • Nick Swardson is much funnier to me as a stand up

    @muturaman3880@muturaman38805 жыл бұрын

  • Ah man the ice-cream bit had me dead

    @itsfreddie7132@itsfreddie71322 жыл бұрын

  • The "what'd you say"? Look is great

    @BigstickNick@BigstickNick3 жыл бұрын

  • Me and my friend got so drunk on jack Daniels my bf had to carry us up a hill to the car... He was so pissed we couldnt walk haven't drunk it since 🤣🤣🤣

    @mrScenegirl069@mrScenegirl0695 жыл бұрын

    • That's crazy that that's a crazy story to you.

      @joeyc5879@joeyc58795 жыл бұрын

    • Prove it

      @jayking1531@jayking15315 жыл бұрын

    • @@joeyc5879 lol

      @cooterswift916@cooterswift9165 жыл бұрын

    • Try Early Times.

      @psychedelicfright85@psychedelicfright859 ай бұрын

  • Nick was supposed to be the next golden boy but Dane Cook took off! I heart Nick!!!! Glad he's back! 💜

    @l2loversDO@l2loversDO5 жыл бұрын

    • This is footage from a few years ago...

      @ShrimpDaddys@ShrimpDaddys5 жыл бұрын

    • Dane cook was years before swardson

      @shadeshiest22@shadeshiest225 жыл бұрын

    • To be completely honest with you I personally never found either one of them very funny

      @johnstevens2816@johnstevens28165 жыл бұрын

    • @@johnstevens2816 personally you dont have a soul

      @jonwright2481@jonwright24814 жыл бұрын

    • Jon Wright I don't know I think they both are like what in there late 30s early 40s and they doing jokes about teens and early 20 year olds I don't know it just doesn't seem real or legitimate to me and really not all that funny Personally 2 comedians I really like are George Carlin and Jim Gaffigan A lot of people are also into Bill Burr and personally I never found him all that funny either

      @johnstevens2816@johnstevens28164 жыл бұрын

  • I was tryin to convince my friend that nick swardson is a god, he kept bringing up how all of his characters are gay, so i was like "what about that robot guy he made for his tv show"? He was like "oh you mean the gay robot?". Im like "nah it was a robot cat with a trust fund" then he pulls up a webpage n it just says "Gay Robot" by nick swardson

    @prodbyryshy@prodbyryshy5 жыл бұрын

    • Sounds like your friend is a classic closet case. Feed him tequila he will def give you a brojob

      @erfcakejake@erfcakejake5 жыл бұрын

    • @@erfcakejake, not the ole brojob..lolololol.. fuck!!

      @timothytrotter1865@timothytrotter18655 жыл бұрын

    • 🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮 bro job

      @awilliamsxoxo9224@awilliamsxoxo92244 жыл бұрын

    • “Powdered donuts make me go nuts...”🤖

      @MissHMSilk@MissHMSilk4 жыл бұрын

  • The best billboard I ever saw was a Jack Daniels that said "I did WHAT with my sister?" I had to turn around a take a picture. lmao

    @thomasponder5732@thomasponder57325 жыл бұрын

  • Love his stuff, like to hear some new stuff

    @JCourts2k23@JCourts2k235 жыл бұрын

  • This guy is seriously so funny

    @marcelinosilva4473@marcelinosilva44733 жыл бұрын

  • Lol bruh that’s me and the boys as well 😂😂

    @Roger-tv7sf@Roger-tv7sf4 жыл бұрын

  • I can’t front the ice cream bit made me laugh

    @whaagwaan3348@whaagwaan33485 жыл бұрын

  • I mean I gotta get home duddeee!! 😂😂🤣

    @DanTheTrojanMan123@DanTheTrojanMan1234 жыл бұрын

  • I knew a guy that did his whole newspaper route on Jack Daniels every morning.

    @olafolaf4646@olafolaf46465 жыл бұрын

    • that was me a couple years back when I worked 12 hour shifts in a factory.

      @DOPExPIRATE@DOPExPIRATE5 жыл бұрын

    • @Ivory Birchman he would take it! He spends all night puttin the frickin papers in those bags too! Its him and like 80 Russian immigrants! Lol!

      @olafolaf4646@olafolaf46465 жыл бұрын

    • @@olafolaf4646 They either realllllly love or realllllly hate their job lol

      @edwardram6785@edwardram67855 жыл бұрын

    • i knew a couple dude who worked at a gambino distributing warehouse in l.a. all that consisted of was smoke breaks and tall cans 10hr shifts mon-fri

      @luisanaya9327@luisanaya93275 жыл бұрын

    • Funny seeing you here

      @The_Chosen_None_@The_Chosen_None_5 жыл бұрын

  • I luv this guy!! Sooooo funny!

    @aztopaz863@aztopaz8635 жыл бұрын

  • One of the most underrated stand up

    @quintononezine548@quintononezine5487 ай бұрын

  • This whole special is hilarious

    @Roger-tv7sf@Roger-tv7sf5 жыл бұрын

    • What special is this?

      @JohnDoe-cd6ro@JohnDoe-cd6ro5 жыл бұрын

    • The Revolution Will Not Be KZheadd I think it’s called taste it nick swardson

      @Roger-tv7sf@Roger-tv7sf5 жыл бұрын

  • The ice cream skit was hilarious!

    @JimmySpann@JimmySpann4 жыл бұрын

  • That transition was flawless

    @123tandb@123tandb3 жыл бұрын

  • One of my favorite comics ever🙌🙌😁😁👏👏

    @truseeker1@truseeker12 жыл бұрын

  • Hella under rated. This mo fo is hilarious.

    @shonshonshon8658@shonshonshon86585 жыл бұрын

    • Omg you haven't heard of him he's been around for years dude is mad famous stupid ass

      @ItsCriti@ItsCriti5 жыл бұрын

  • "...... I'm ok"

    @freddyw2303@freddyw23034 жыл бұрын

  • Love from Minnesota!

    @wattsnottaken1@wattsnottaken13 жыл бұрын

  • “Can I get a wedding cake” 😂😂😂😂

    @XcZuNiTy@XcZuNiTy3 жыл бұрын

  • Try Ice Cream if you want... but there are demons in it! Lol!

    @coreygarrettpowell@coreygarrettpowell5 жыл бұрын

  • Swardson got to be 20 y.o for 20 years. Fucking awesome

    @traddad9172@traddad91725 жыл бұрын

  • During the Ice Cream bit, after he was chomping it as fast as he could...a pause with a funny curious look on his face then a slow something like "It appears the ice cream is attacking my fucking brain...AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH". haha. At least I think it would be funny like that. lol

    @ghpjerry@ghpjerry4 жыл бұрын

  • every time I get a brain freeze I feel like I get brain damage

    @TheSuperCoolMan122@TheSuperCoolMan1224 жыл бұрын
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