Dark prince of comedy Anthony Jeselnik brings his scathing wit and observations to the stage.
Anthony Jeselnik: Caligula
Original airdate: January 13, 2013
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I want him to speak at my funeral. Not necessarily about me. But just to set the mood.
Thats so funny thats exactly what I was thinking while watching this set
😂😂😂
Outstanding!
If you are a baby, chances are, Jeselink will happily give your eulogy 😂!
That is really good. You have a future in comedy.
I'm so glad they beeped out those scary words. What with the overriding themes of the comedy. LOL
My ears are sensitive so I'm glad Comedy Central took the time to protect me with beeps
Original airdate: January 13, 2013 in case you didn't know.
I did , but props for adding this always left out and important detail!
A show done by comedy Central.. it's gotta be old 😅.
thanks
Honestly, I think it hurts his brand. It's not a very good special. The ones in more recent years are way funnier. I watched the entire thing, but I laughed like once or twice. I find his recent stuff crazy good. He's one of my favs.
My greatest regret is that while he was looking for his ex-girlfriend's killer, he would have also showed a photograph of my ex-wife to any potential prospects.
I've seen it 20 times and "...but no one will do it..." never tires
Hits like a 25 pound cross to the back of the head.
He told the grandma joke like a true pshycho🤣🤣
What a coincidence, just decided to search Google to see where I could watch this, and here it is, open to watch! Thanks Comedy Central!!
Same!
If you know what CC Did to Chappell, you’d never thank them lol
Same
What is the coincidence though?
That's not a coincidence...
This is like Christmas as a child! HECK YES!!! Jeselnik time!
It never gets old. He's one of the few comedians whose stand-ups I watch over and over again.
never!
who are the other ones?
@@dwarftechnitian Bill Burr, George Carlin, Frankie Boyle.
@@ordinarryalienhow about the Vintage Jim Jefferies?
@@democlips1 I think the longest I've watched Jim Jefferies is an hour. For some reason, I've overlooked his work. Any suggestions?
“Did you hear what I said?” Big Brain Comedian Moment*
Finaly a full 45 minute show available here on KZhead. Thank you for making this possible comedy central. Funny to me is that there are words bleeped out like ("S---") or ("F---") but the stories he is telling are more insane ( Humor). ❤ from The Netherlands
About the bleeping; that’s American hypocrisy for you
Punchlines hit harder than a 25-pound cross falling off a bedroom wall onto your head
Throwback. Unless I didn't get to that joke yet!
True true 😂 That cross hurts!!
Yeah, you don't see them coming!
@@zeric3000 Just like her! 🤣
You mean, onto the back of your dad's head.
Naming this special "Caligula" was such a nice touch when you know the content of the comedy he does 😂
The comedy of despair? Why do I love listening to him when I feel low?
He should have been at the Tom Brady roast.
Dude has legendary one liners. Im dying over here
Oh no better call an ambulance.😑
@@priceforlife32 "oh no"
He doesn't have ANY one-liners. Also, I don't think you know what one-liners are.
@@bryanergau6682 you're a civilian. You know nothing about one liners or LPM pfft🙄
@@user-jg5gt5rg7t Don Rickles and Rodney Dangerfield.
Cold....sharp....savage. no fat pure comedic power
"Cold,* sharp,* savage.* No* fat,* pure comedic power.*" What has the humble comma done to you that you need to waste shitloads of fullstops instead?
@@einundsiebenziger5488
I do not like Anthony Jeslenik, but he still makes me laugh.
Jeselnik is the GOAT of dark humor, and so relatable. I had an ex just like his, she wouldn't shut up, so I sent her to the principle's office.
Censored Anthony Jesselnick just makes no sense.
Has this been censored?
The fact that he is so close to the bone but yet hardly ever swears is a testament to his creativity and talent. He’s up there with some of the best in my opinion.
I keep forgetting that Anthony is from Pittsburgh. For what it’s worth, most dudes from Pittsburgh has this sense of humor
Jeselnik has the same energy as Tosh, but the opposite pace.
Maybe the pace, but Tosh is great
I put him level above Tosh
Sounds like an oxymoron, but I totally agree! 😂😂
Man, who else remembers the Casey Anthony trial? That was a wild incident & even more hilarious of Anthony's post-show experience 😅😅
Crazy that they bleep swear words when Jeselniks' material is this dark...
Possibly the greatest comedian ever?
He needs a new special. One of my favorites.
"So she's dead..." is the ONLY time I have guessed his joke, of everything I've seen from him.😅 I hope I'll some day see him live! One of my two favorites (along with Mr Burr).
2 min in and the crowd laughing so hard for no reason
20:00 is the best Amy Schumer joke.
Did he steal it?
I've heard this so many times over the years. Never gets old.
“Was Your Neice” Is Crazy😭
Why is this censored?
live television
Why am I not surprised the joke in the thumbnail is not even in the special 😂
This is one of the best sets ever
The way he holds the mic drives me nuts 😂
Daniel Tosh trained him
I love that this is from 2013 and that I never heard him tell these jokes cuz now if I want to see him live it’ll be new material
Well that’s true of most comedians anyway. The vast majority “retire” most of the jokes they put into a special. So by the time it airs they’re well on the way to building their next hour.
He's Lost in his own perfection 😭😭 love him sooo muchh
That was a pleasure. I could have listened to 10 hours of that.
You don't want to know how many times I peed my pants from over drinking in college.
Jeselnik! You're a moment of Zen and a STONE COLD KILLER!❤🔥❤🔥❤🔥
he IS the Zen 😍😍😍
The only thing better than 2013 Jeselnik is the 2024 YT comments section of ppl being offended by 2013 Jeselnik! I'm just happy the bleeping isn't incessant. Some of these are legit unwatchable because of the constant loud bleeping.
The best intro IMO
Love the dark humor comedy I wish there was more
He always makes me laugh.
I had the opportunity to visit my hometown to see him a few months ago, but my plane had to turn around mid flight. I started typing this thinking it was gonna be a good story and now I realize it's just a bummer and I don't know how to end it. Sorry you read this.
Jeselnik is like the Cosby of comedy….you never see him coming.
He reminds me of Steven Wright. Calm cool delivery with a twist on the end.
I listen to this guy almost everyday, makes me laugh every time
Does he have that much material out there? I like his stuff but found he only has a few specials but I could be wrong
Hell yeah. Can’t wait to listen to this tomorrow
All killer no filler. Love it
Love him..watched it many Times,still awesome
Love him.* Watched* it many times*,* still awesome.*
This is Awesome! Anthony is great .
I love your comedy! ❤
I feel guilty laughing. Sure, Saint Peter will be glaring at me when explaining.
I love that this recording has crowd work not in the audio-only version!
This guy is fu●■king brilliant.
YES!!
Wow, what a completely different era.
That voice change at 33:34 when he said "reasonable"
This guy is a master of misdirection.
BRUTALLY HILARIOUS
28:58 I went to a college for students with learning disabilities, and I’m not even offended by this joke 😂😂
never knew him... but he just got a fan from Denmark ;O)
He has a great sense of humor and the uncanny delivery of a mortician. What's not to like about him?!? ~ LoL
How many of us liked this video as soon as he walked out on stage?
Brutal comedy. And hilarious. I love the dark side.
He's the Raylen Givens of comedy :)
Just the best ever sick $h!t epic comedy I've seen 😂 The comedy writing & delivery impressive 😮
...as alwayZ!! Jeselnik😂~ 'Don't care how many times I see this.' 😅*
Excellent 🎉😂
Always gold love jeselnik
the joke about collar got me!
Wow, it’s crazy how I was looking for this and it’s uploaded two days ago
Lol love him❤
Bet, AJ was a nice and loveable kid growing up, but changed when he watched "Austin Powers 2" where Dr. Evil's son asks Dr. Evil "why do you hate me?" and Dr. Evil answers "Because you're not evil enough." and AJ decided he never wanted to hear his dad ever say that to him.
Magician level misdirects as a comedian lol no shot you ever see his punchlines coming
They're extremely well crafted. Always have to wait for the last few words of shock & awe.
Never heard of him before but he is funny as hell!
This guys is funny af!!!
Most underrated comedian of all time
This guy is like if Hayden Christiansen had the personality of Danny Mcbride.
I’m gonna burn in hell for watching this guy! 🔥😂
18 minutes cut???? Come oonnnn
@adamspinto7466 Come onnn? Really?? No, not come on. It's Come errrshalls. remember, this aired on a cable TV network way before it ended up on KZhead
Awesome! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
My new hero.
Best ever
Dudes hilarious! 😂😂😂
Its like the F--kin Crowd is held for Hostage with his sl!t throat jokes man! Genius
This guys is funny!!
My greatest regret is that while he was looking for his ex-girlfriend's killer, he would have also showed a photograph of my ex-wife to any potential prospects.
The best the goat
All old material I heard years ago! I guess he peaked!
This was recorded in 2013.....
He’s my favorite comedian. I really hope he’s not sick. He hasn’t looked good in the latest pictures. :-/
0:08. Is that andy samberg in disguise?
Or a stutter. 😂 Same.
Why censored? Makes it worse
Always liked him on the Comedy Central roasts.
You missed the line “People ask me how I pee….just like that”. Ironman 2
ive only seen the thubsnail, but in ironman 2 tony stark literally just pees his suit near the beginning of the movie, which explains that lol
He has a Mitch Hedberg vibe 😂
Several parts cut? Not full special I believe.
Commercials....
Pretty sure it is, those were the commercial breaks when originally aired.