A Terrified President Throws His Riot Mob Under A Bus To Save His Neck (And Get Back On Twitter)

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Facing threats of impeachment, and with calls for his resignation coming from even the conservative Wall Street Journal editorial board, the president on Thursday released a video in which he unconvincingly condemned the insurrection he incited, and begrudgingly admitted that a new administration would take office following an orderly transition of power on January 20th. #Colbert #ALateShow #Monologue
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  • Weird. Today he said “You Do Not Represent Our Country” when yesterday he said we love you and you’re special

    @luckyDancer100@luckyDancer1003 жыл бұрын
    • 😄 this is true

      @Fanxfare@Fanxfare3 жыл бұрын
    • Either somebody in T******'s legal team must have forced his hand, or he's just a plain sociopath who would happily feed his asskissers to the lions to save his skin.

      @azoth6641@azoth66413 жыл бұрын
    • To be fair, yesterday he wasn't in danger of being removed from office. The sad part is that I believe that, as it was happening, he felt proud of what he had wrought. It would have seemed proof of his power over his supporters. As usual, though, he never considered the consequences.

      @mikkj1@mikkj13 жыл бұрын
    • @@azoth6641 it's both.

      @mobydickii8407@mobydickii84073 жыл бұрын
    • He was forced to say it.

      @sdc363@sdc3633 жыл бұрын
  • I've heard Afghanistan is sending across 3000 troops to the US to help restore democracy

    @dannyhoban@dannyhoban3 жыл бұрын
    • 👍👍

      @sapnasarfare5673@sapnasarfare56733 жыл бұрын
    • Lolllllll

      @npm1811@npm18113 жыл бұрын
    • 🤣🤣🤣

      @at_plato@at_plato3 жыл бұрын
    • 🤣🤣

      @mcnaughton440@mcnaughton4403 жыл бұрын
    • 🤣

      @chogak@chogak3 жыл бұрын
  • He wasnt lying when he said " if 2020 was a bad year 2021 said hold my year". Very true

    @jordanaguirre2540@jordanaguirre25402 жыл бұрын
    • 2020 was objectively worse than 2021.

      @HOTD108_@HOTD108_9 ай бұрын
  • His wife is just cracking up in the background. 😂🤣 love it. Also heard his dog in the background too. Love Stephen Colbert. He is an American Hero for speaking out.

    @celes42017@celes420173 жыл бұрын
    • The evidence is in. WHERE ARE THE SEDITION CHARGES DEMOCRATS? WHATS THAT? THERE WONT BE ANY BECAUSE JAN 6TH WASNT AN INSURRECTON? Whats that? You are now hiding because you pushed Anti American lies and helped spread left wing propaganda? Isnt that interesting. "No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot'. - Mark Twain. How true this is. Also we have mountains of evidence showing Kyle Rittenhouse rightfully defended himself and far left morons are really out here talking about 'He shouldnt have been allowed to defend himself because he crossed state lines to help defend an area he works in and is only a few miles away from his home' Imagine being subscribed to Stephen Colbert unironically

      @skinnie2838@skinnie28382 жыл бұрын
  • I think the FBI should go after the police officers who removed the barriers and took selfies with the terrorists.

    @lynnhathaway3755@lynnhathaway37553 жыл бұрын
    • They should go after Ivanka, who tweeted that they were patriots -- until some cooler head prevailed (after a response pointed out that she was skating with illegality) and took it down.

      @VLind-uk6mb@VLind-uk6mb3 жыл бұрын
    • I read that they are looking into it and identifying them. Those men should not be merely transferred or even fired. They should never be allowed to be so much as a mall cop ever again!

      @rhov-anion@rhov-anion3 жыл бұрын
    • Absolutely. That is a disgrace but a great way to find and remove bad cops

      @KKISCRAZYFUL@KKISCRAZYFUL3 жыл бұрын
    • They should go after command staff that purposefully left the capital building vulnerable.

      @blairhaffly1777@blairhaffly17773 жыл бұрын
    • haven't seen that video. any links?

      @rerikm@rerikm3 жыл бұрын
  • He literally told these people he loved them. Arrest him for treason

    @clairea3328@clairea33283 жыл бұрын
    • Hahaha +1 You would probably like my playlist..

      @saoirsecushing5212@saoirsecushing52123 жыл бұрын
    • 🎯

      @mommadukes7424@mommadukes74243 жыл бұрын
    • Remember the scene in GoT where the dude was tied to his chair among his starved hounds?

      @joliecide@joliecide3 жыл бұрын
    • Trump loves those people as much as a con artist loves suckers.

      @toadjiang7626@toadjiang76263 жыл бұрын
    • @@joliecideif You think a tv show has exciting stuff in it, reading real history will Blow Your Mind.

      @triarb5790@triarb57903 жыл бұрын
  • I love Stephen losing his shit at the revolution line! 😂😂

    @drkushajagadeesh6347@drkushajagadeesh63473 жыл бұрын
    • Yes! He had the biggest grin! 😂😂😂

      @wildflower1397@wildflower13973 жыл бұрын
    • @ItsYoBoy Kris FieldsMy conspiracy theory is that aliens secretly snuck into half of the country's homes and sucked out their brains. Lol.

      @StaticBlaster@StaticBlaster3 жыл бұрын
    • 7:37 I LMAO

      @evanroldan9566@evanroldan95662 жыл бұрын
    • Then your little piano scarf doesn’t have anything to rap around.

      @jacobandmore3915@jacobandmore39152 жыл бұрын
    • The evidence is in. WHERE ARE THE SEDITION CHARGES DEMOCRATS? WHATS THAT? THERE WONT BE ANY BECAUSE JAN 6TH WASNT AN INSURRECTON? Whats that? You are now hiding because you pushed Anti American lies and helped spread left wing propaganda? Isnt that interesting. "No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot'. - Mark Twain. How true this is. Also we have mountains of evidence showing Kyle Rittenhouse rightfully defended himself and far left morons are really out here talking about 'He shouldnt have been allowed to defend himself because he crossed state lines to help defend an area he works in and is only a few miles away from his home' Imagine being subscribed to Stephen Colbert unironically

      @skinnie2838@skinnie28382 жыл бұрын
  • "They maced me!" You bet they did, Karen

    @lismarcel@lismarcel3 жыл бұрын
    • If you look at the original video you can see that she has a onion in her towl.

      @TR-mo7jp@TR-mo7jp3 жыл бұрын
    • "They killed womens sports" cant wait to see you screeching over the next four years at the nightmare you voted for, Karen.LMAO!

      @buckfiden4781@buckfiden47813 жыл бұрын
    • The punishment for seditionists in the original revolution was punishable by hanging and drawing and quartering, she got off easy.

      @johndigiacomo1674@johndigiacomo16743 жыл бұрын
    • @@johndigiacomo1674 I agree. Every blm and antifa terrorist should be treated as you say...

      @buckfiden4781@buckfiden47813 жыл бұрын
    • MycathatesU, actually BLM and ANTIFA, aren't terrorist organizations and have a favorable Image among most Americans, the only ones who don't are generally racists, bigots and anti Semites.

      @johndigiacomo1674@johndigiacomo16743 жыл бұрын
  • The woman upset because they maced her is hilarious. Imagine thinking how mean the police are being and not getting what you want, when what you want is to overthrow the government.

    @ninamimi6622@ninamimi66223 жыл бұрын
    • "I never imagined Leopards would eat my face!" Says woman, who voted for the 'Leopards Eating Faces' party.

      @shogun2215@shogun22153 жыл бұрын
    • She also wasn't maced and is lying. You can see half an onion in the towel she's rubbing her face with. An onion she brought with her deliberately to spread this lie. "Rubbing onion into your own eyes to own the libs" edit: I did look this up on snopes and apparently onion is considered to be a "folk remedy" for some things like tear gas so it's not certain she's lying.... I will say though that I've seen people who've been maced and their faces look a more snotty and sore than hers. She just looks like she's been crying

      @theomegajuice8660@theomegajuice86603 жыл бұрын
    • @@theomegajuice8660 so many layers to this..

      @DJWESG1@DJWESG13 жыл бұрын
    • "I mean I wasn't doing anything bad or anything just storming the Capitol and staging a revolution (a coup actually), no biggy and police maced me for some reason out of nowhere."

      @saxyrep1@saxyrep13 жыл бұрын
    • The police or FBI should be pucking her up any minute now.

      @sheilamohammed8306@sheilamohammed83063 жыл бұрын
  • Joke circulating in Europe: "Due to local covid restrictions, the US government had to initiate a coup in its own country this year."

    @maniadee8863@maniadee88633 жыл бұрын
    • When the hell did being anti fascist become a bad thing anyway?

      @christophersimons128@christophersimons1283 жыл бұрын
    • @@christophersimons128 I'm lost, explain?

      @Mrjoecreeper@Mrjoecreeper3 жыл бұрын
    • 😂

      @LA-li4yw@LA-li4yw3 жыл бұрын
    • @@Mrjoecreeper The US has a history of aiding or outright performing coups in other countries.

      @BIZEB@BIZEB3 жыл бұрын
    • @@Mrjoecreeper Hey friend :) I think what Christopher means is: Anti-Fa simply means "anti-fascist", which means you are against fascist governments. In WWI and WWII, the US military fought Fascism throughout the world. Nowadays, the Trump cult associate "anti-fa" with the democratic party, this despite the fact that the majority of Anti-fa's DO NOT VOTE, they are against the whole corrupt system and are predominantly anarchists. Does that help? *Definition of Fascism: a political philosophy, movement, or regime (such as that of Mussolini) that exalts nation and often race above the individual and that stands for a centralized autocratic government headed by a dictatorial leader, severe economic and social regimentation, and forcible suppression of opposition.*

      @leaharchambault5796@leaharchambault57963 жыл бұрын
  • “The tip of the DOUCHEBERG”… Stephen Colbert nailed it!!!

    @alainbrouillaud484@alainbrouillaud4842 ай бұрын
  • “All the news thats admissible in court” IS FUCKING PERFECT FOR THE NYT

    @charlx8979@charlx89793 жыл бұрын
  • This is the first time as a Canadian I've really considered that we might need our own wall

    @arink4889@arink48893 жыл бұрын
    • And it won’t cost us a thing. We’ll just get all the day-old TimBits to build it.🤗

      @artos1955@artos19553 жыл бұрын
    • @Arin K: Don't wait for funding or planning permission, get building right now!

      @sierraromeoromeo2444@sierraromeoromeo24443 жыл бұрын
    • Please build one then!!!!

      @jasonwhat8946@jasonwhat89463 жыл бұрын
    • Please build one!

      @l4StarPS3l@l4StarPS3l3 жыл бұрын
    • Same...

      @linzzyy@linzzyy3 жыл бұрын
  • Shoutout Stephen for calling all these people out👏 This is how you use your platform!!

    @Andydandy7@Andydandy73 жыл бұрын
    • Hahaha +1 You would probably like my playlist..

      @saoirsecushing5212@saoirsecushing52123 жыл бұрын
    • I loved how those senators decried the attack and then went onto spout the same conspiracy rhetoric that spurred the attack.

      @thisistheaccountname@thisistheaccountname3 жыл бұрын
    • 😂😂 idiocracy

      @kodykindhart8230@kodykindhart82303 жыл бұрын
    • 1:20 No your'e not Steve, clowns are funny.

      @imthebadguy3225@imthebadguy32253 жыл бұрын
    • That is very true 😁

      @andresmendoza7055@andresmendoza70553 жыл бұрын
  • Love it...go Stephen! You can scream what I think. Thank you for being a true American patriot.

    @daddyandfamily1227@daddyandfamily12273 жыл бұрын
    • The evidence is in. WHERE ARE THE SEDITION CHARGES DEMOCRATS? WHATS THAT? THERE WONT BE ANY BECAUSE JAN 6TH WASNT AN INSURRECTON? Whats that? You are now hiding because you pushed Anti American lies and helped spread left wing propaganda? Isnt that interesting. "No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot'. - Mark Twain. How true this is. Also we have mountains of evidence showing Kyle Rittenhouse rightfully defended himself and far left morons are really out here talking about 'He shouldnt have been allowed to defend himself because he crossed state lines to help defend an area he works in and is only a few miles away from his home' Imagine being subscribed to Stephen Colbert unironically

      @skinnie2838@skinnie28382 жыл бұрын
  • While this situation is tragic, him explaining what happens to failed revolutionaries at 7:35 is hilarious as well as historically accurate

    @sinbadwilliams7186@sinbadwilliams71863 жыл бұрын
    • Commenting 8 months on. Still waiting on the chopping. None of that so far. Just MAGAts getting sweetheart plea deals.

      @BusoRockin1000@BusoRockin10002 жыл бұрын
    • The evidence is in. WHERE ARE THE SEDITION CHARGES DEMOCRATS? WHATS THAT? THERE WONT BE ANY BECAUSE JAN 6TH WASNT AN INSURRECTON? Whats that? You are now hiding because you pushed Anti American lies and helped spread left wing propaganda? Isnt that interesting. "No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot'. - Mark Twain. How true this is. Also we have mountains of evidence showing Kyle Rittenhouse rightfully defended himself and far left morons are really out here talking about 'He shouldnt have been allowed to defend himself because he crossed state lines to help defend an area he works in and is only a few miles away from his home' Imagine being subscribed to Stephen Colbert unironically

      @skinnie2838@skinnie28382 жыл бұрын
    • Historically, people who attempted the stuff Trump, Giuliani, Bannon & co tried to pull off last winter as a bid for power, and who failed, have often ended up hanged in public. or locked away for life. Sometimes court-martialed - or sometimes they have killed themselves fast to escape a trial and harsh punishment for their treason. Trump is lucky that he's unlikely to see such a fate, but he and his henchmen (some of them female) should definitely be put on trial.

      @louise_rose@louise_rose2 жыл бұрын
    • @@louise_rose Yet the majority of the people who did this are walking free. They committed literal treason on live television and they get away with it, yet I walk down the street to go to 7-11 for a Slurpee and I get arrested because I am black a 'fit the description' of some random guy. Treason is punishable by either life imprisonment or death by hanging as the traitors they are and yet they get away with it! Can't say they don't know who it is who did it since so many of them posted on various social media sites videos of themselves doing it!

      @sinbadwilliams7186@sinbadwilliams71862 жыл бұрын
    • @@sinbadwilliams7186 I think hanging stopped being used as capital punishment in most western countries some time back (especially hanging in public), but I sympathize with your wish that people who engineered this kind of treason should be punished as firmly and coldly as their brothers back in the 19th century.

      @louise_rose@louise_rose2 жыл бұрын
  • Best way to explain the last 4 years. “ Elect a clown and you get a circus”.

    @drew8256@drew82563 жыл бұрын
    • This is your president and your election. You must be proud. kzhead.info/sun/iZuCkZqPrnuhgaM/bejne.html kzhead.info/sun/fK-iqaWxcKigpaM/bejne.html Here is a little science for the people who think there is no evidence about ballot manipulation.

      @Craig806@Craig8063 жыл бұрын
    • So true!

      @pittsboroyouththeater8455@pittsboroyouththeater84553 жыл бұрын
    • Best summary

      @DrJackiethePA@DrJackiethePA3 жыл бұрын
    • I wrote that too... hehe... like minds

      @S1L3NTG4M3R@S1L3NTG4M3R3 жыл бұрын
    • At least Biden and Harris get the economy in the same shape of the country as they gave it to Trump when Obama and Biden got out of office !

      @maryluffman7124@maryluffman71243 жыл бұрын
  • That girl from Knoxville in tears : "It's a Revolution!" Me, french guy living in a country who had 3 revs, working for THE institution that voted to slay a king in two parts : "laugh in baguette"

    @tancredeadnot5276@tancredeadnot52763 жыл бұрын
    • Une femme foux.

      @alarkalbass6726@alarkalbass67263 жыл бұрын
    • I have thought about your glorious Revolution often in the last 4 years.

      @sophierobinson2738@sophierobinson27383 жыл бұрын
    • She was in tears cause she had a onion 🧅 in the towel.

      @bigpoppa4502@bigpoppa45023 жыл бұрын
    • I bet the people storming the Bastille were called idiots at the time as well.

      @ThisUserHasBeenCanceled@ThisUserHasBeenCanceled3 жыл бұрын
    • @@ThisUserHasBeenCanceled Only by the elitist noble scum. The people attacking the Capital weren't doing it to end hundreds of years of tyranny, they were doing it to end hundreds of years of Democracy.

      @oceanbuoy6563@oceanbuoy65633 жыл бұрын
  • I keep replaying the part between 7:37 and 8:30. That's 53 seconds of amazing rage!

    @SouthwesternEagle@SouthwesternEagle3 жыл бұрын
  • Please never compare Ted Cruz to a woodchuck ever again, it’s rude to Woodchucks ❤️

    @helpmemyspaghettiistryingt959@helpmemyspaghettiistryingt9592 жыл бұрын
  • Stephen did not hold back tonight. He said what everyone is thinking.

    @matthewjkhill6657@matthewjkhill66573 жыл бұрын
    • "and this guy.. that might be senator Ted Cruz? Uhh I wanna be fair here, that could be the bloated corpse of a drowned woodchuck."

      @Paul.......@Paul.......3 жыл бұрын
    • this man is disgusting

      @bcbudGstatus@bcbudGstatus3 жыл бұрын
    • I'm glad to see him getting furious. It's how everyone feels about this.

      @Marcusness@Marcusness3 жыл бұрын
    • Stephen is nothing but an over rated, over paid jerk.

      @markjulius2006@markjulius20063 жыл бұрын
    • 📱P@@bcbudGstatus my PO phone 📱📱📱📱

      @elvinpompey7520@elvinpompey75203 жыл бұрын
  • "Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups!" -George Carlin

    @StanvilleBrown@StanvilleBrown3 жыл бұрын
    • Thank you, someone was bound to use that. It's one of the most applicable quotes for this time, or pretty much any time for that matter. No one ever said you had to have a brain to start a "movement" or a "revolution", or even to attend a "Trump rally".

      @sandyjohnson4182@sandyjohnson41823 жыл бұрын
    • They aren't stupid. They know exactly what the fuck they just attempted and need to be prosecuted. Don't make them out to be idiots to laugh at, they fucking attempted to overthrow the government.

      @GarrusN7@GarrusN73 жыл бұрын
    • How I wish George Carlin was still with us. I would have loved to see what he'd have to say about all of this.

      @sandrasmit19@sandrasmit193 жыл бұрын
    • @@sandrasmit19 me too!

      @StanvilleBrown@StanvilleBrown3 жыл бұрын
    • @@sandyjohnson4182 Yeah it go without saying. I'm thinks we are All living in the age of the Death of reason.

      @StanvilleBrown@StanvilleBrown3 жыл бұрын
  • You know things have gotten bad when Stephen strictly speaks out against the horrible things happening to our democracy instead of cracking witty jokes. We love you for speaking truth Stephen❤

    @codysteevis9536@codysteevis95363 жыл бұрын
    • @SJWs Really don't get me wrong, both parties are corrupt, but I lean way more to the left than the democratic party does. Trump is the "fake news" he warns about

      @codysteevis9536@codysteevis95363 жыл бұрын
    • BS

      @SiciliaStandUp@SiciliaStandUp3 жыл бұрын
  • 3 months later and I’m still loving how angry Stephen is. Understandably at the insurrection, but ESPECIALLY by how stupid all the treasonous insurrectionists are 😂😂

    @LandonStevens@LandonStevens3 жыл бұрын
    • Colbert is an actor, he majored in theater. He knows nothing about politics or economics. His Marxist masters tell to act angry, and he acts angry. It's all for show.

      @andrewfurst5711@andrewfurst57113 жыл бұрын
    • @@andrewfurst5711 prove it

      @chocolateeclare2286@chocolateeclare22863 жыл бұрын
    • @@chocolateeclare2286 still waiting on that proof lol

      @mckenzie.8653@mckenzie.86532 жыл бұрын
    • @@mckenzie.8653 lmao yup

      @chocolateeclare2286@chocolateeclare22862 жыл бұрын
  • "They maced me!!" What were you trying to do? "Storm the Capital!!!" Omg 😂😂😂😂

    @kadarabdullahi@kadarabdullahi3 жыл бұрын
    • That was like talking to a 5y-old child...

      @Stadtpark90@Stadtpark903 жыл бұрын
    • Are there really people like her in this world🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️now the republicans know why they can’t just put anybody in the highest position in this country. I just don’t get why they choose him and not one of their politicians 🤔🤔🤔

      @arbelisfdezqda5839@arbelisfdezqda58393 жыл бұрын
    • This is why we can’t have nice things ...

      @rickkoenig3793@rickkoenig37933 жыл бұрын
    • They said she was faking and rubbing an onion in her eyes

      @gfeather6466@gfeather64663 жыл бұрын
    • And she wasn't even maced. She had an onion in her hands and was rubbing her face with it for screentime.

      @sammncheesee@sammncheesee3 жыл бұрын
  • "I won't show you a second of the video because he doesn't mean any of it" AMEN. I wish the news networks took this same view.

    @andrewbloom7694@andrewbloom76943 жыл бұрын
    • We can’t say it is a lie if we don’t watch it.

      @loisfolk5492@loisfolk54923 жыл бұрын
    • You must not be paying much attention. They often do. There were several Trump speeches which they cut away from and didn't air to make sure they aren't spreading false information.

      @YodatheHobbit@YodatheHobbit3 жыл бұрын
    • I wish everyone would quit putting up pictures of him. The video might have some value - we can see him speak his seditious rant but what does showing all of those pics of him serve? We all know what he looks like.

      @krejados1@krejados13 жыл бұрын
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      @cartanegatv6647@cartanegatv66473 жыл бұрын
    • Don't forget to say awomr

      @chuckd1626@chuckd16263 жыл бұрын
  • Wow!! I only knew Stephen Colbert from some videos with celebrities that I've watched and his great sence of humor. I now really respect this guy!!!

    @519achilles@519achilles2 жыл бұрын
  • "His uppance un-comed." I love that.

    @-._.-KRiS-._.-@-._.-KRiS-._.-3 жыл бұрын
  • My parents left their country to avoid things like this lol.

    @del.see.oh.89@del.see.oh.893 жыл бұрын
    • Oh wow, did they come here? (I'm assuming they did but thought I'd ask) If so, our bad, sorry about that lol... I hope we can do better over the next four years, especially now that we won Georgia 😁👍

      @loribernardisunwell9663@loribernardisunwell96633 жыл бұрын
    • We need to have an honest discussion about what it means to have a democratically-empowered population. One that isn't full of brainwashed people thinking their incoherent belligerence in the service of a wannabe banana republic despot is "fighting for [insert your favorite word here, popular options include "freedom" "the constitution" or "democracy"]." What does it look like to have a nation capable of collaborative problem solving in good faith? Someone ask New Zealand...

      @ayoungethan@ayoungethan3 жыл бұрын
    • the antifa and blm riots ruined the country for many others too

      @jrobinson5661@jrobinson56613 жыл бұрын
    • they should have stayed. hell mine should of stayed. now we can all enjoy socialism with our best friend Joe Biden and all his leftists butt buddied. 80,000,000 stupid, dead and computer generated people voted for a socialism democracy. Wow who would have thought.

      @bryanhowell1029@bryanhowell10293 жыл бұрын
    • @@jrobinson5661 This country isn't as fragile as you make it seem.

      @del.see.oh.89@del.see.oh.893 жыл бұрын
  • Breaking news:Afghanistan planning to send troops to the US to stabilise government

    @chillchannel8658@chillchannel86583 жыл бұрын
    • HAHAHAHAHAHA

      @mrchocklat@mrchocklat3 жыл бұрын
    • That's a good one!

      @steveheitz@steveheitz3 жыл бұрын
    • Damn lol

      @redXmamba@redXmamba3 жыл бұрын
    • Imagine if that happened 😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣

      @teslaandhumanity7383@teslaandhumanity73833 жыл бұрын
    • I hope they come quickly because we need the help. 😐

      @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460@dr.braxygilkeycruises14603 жыл бұрын
  • Sometimes it is worthwhile to look back. Thank you Stephen. This is still so topical, unfortunately.

    @sarahdavis8248@sarahdavis8248 Жыл бұрын
  • can we just give Steven a round of applause for informing correct information in a way that's hilarious at the same time and yet soo true

    @myramercedesredick1618@myramercedesredick16183 жыл бұрын
  • "A man facing the noose will say anything to save his neck." Exactly.

    @shogun8376@shogun83763 жыл бұрын
  • Trump said in the summer to BLM protests, “when the looting starts, the shooting starts.” Trump said yesterday to insurrectionists, “you’re special, I love you, I understand you.”

    @ceezb5629@ceezb56293 жыл бұрын
    • This! ^^

      @TheIdeabaker@TheIdeabaker3 жыл бұрын
    • This is what I don't get. The guy has been pretty directly inciting violence all summer long. Only now that the lawmakers are the target does anyone seem to want to do anything about it. AmeriKKKa indeed.

      @kirkaug@kirkaug3 жыл бұрын
    • @@kirkaug Unfortunately, that is far too often the case in life. “It’s all fun and games until someone gets hurt.” 🤷🏼‍♀️

      @TheIdeabaker@TheIdeabaker3 жыл бұрын
    • He also deployed green men on the crowds and had them all gassed so he could do a photo up with a backwards bible in hand.

      @jessesmithson7941@jessesmithson79413 жыл бұрын
    • @@TheIdeabaker lots of people were hurt and killed this summer as a result of his incitement.

      @kirkaug@kirkaug3 жыл бұрын
  • The news: Donald Trump is impeached again! Me, an intellectual: Impeachment 2: Electric Boogaloo

    @whatintheworld7934@whatintheworld79343 жыл бұрын
    • I'd say Election Boogaloo.

      @grettoonist4997@grettoonist49973 жыл бұрын
  • He is pissed 😡😠😠 for sure. He has the comedy there. I just wonder how Evie can not die laughing w some of it. She's giggling but even with Stephen being serious I'd b howling 🌹💖great work Stephen 🌍🌎🌉

    @marshamariner7897@marshamariner78972 жыл бұрын
  • Stephen is so pissed, I can’t even imagine what Jon Stewart would have said on his show if he was still running it or what John Oliver will say when he comes back.

    @Vikr_7@Vikr_73 жыл бұрын
    • On a scale of 1 to 10, John Oliver will deliver a rant at about 15! And rightly so.

      @brissiegeoff@brissiegeoff3 жыл бұрын
    • I wish he'd drop something... Ol john is just to funny.. lol

      @ontil68@ontil683 жыл бұрын
    • Hell, Im mad and Im not even american....I can´t understand he was able to stay in power....

      @Delthfaithe@Delthfaithe3 жыл бұрын
    • Seth Meyers rage on wednesday night was palpable.

      @Para2normal@Para2normal3 жыл бұрын
    • @@DelthfaitheStephen Coalbut isn't funny to anyone with good intelligence; he's always been a propagandist; not a comedian.

      @supermansuperman9066@supermansuperman90663 жыл бұрын
  • "They maced us..." she's the sort of person who would punch a Lion in the face and then scream "Why me!!!?" as it ripped her apart.

    @RUSH2112RUSH@RUSH2112RUSH3 жыл бұрын
    • Turns out, she wasn’t maces. She had an onion in the towel to make her cry. 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

      @chicynp4729@chicynp47293 жыл бұрын
    • @@chicynp4729 When she is brought to justice (Was that pretentious? Sorry.) she won't need an onion to make her cry

      @RUSH2112RUSH@RUSH2112RUSH3 жыл бұрын
    • Snowflake???

      @felixborges7440@felixborges74403 жыл бұрын
    • So, will "Liz" become the new Karen meme?

      @kharnac3973@kharnac39733 жыл бұрын
    • She's been exposed for having an onion in her palm with a towel and rubbing her face with it lmao

      @edmboi@edmboi3 жыл бұрын
  • "A man facing a noose will say anything to save his neck." TRUTH.

    @isabellebrant6057@isabellebrant60573 жыл бұрын
  • Colbert fantastic! And didn’t hold back any punches!

    @havad3938@havad39383 жыл бұрын
    • BS

      @SiciliaStandUp@SiciliaStandUp3 жыл бұрын
  • "I was trying to commit a traitorous felony and the police were so mean to meeee 😭"

    @PraiseTheFSMonster@PraiseTheFSMonster3 жыл бұрын
    • Not mean enough. These people were in the middle of armed insurrection and treason. They should face trial and go to prison for decades.

      @thomase917@thomase9173 жыл бұрын
    • @@thomase917 The FBI is hunting them down now. One by one, wherever they live, they will get a knock at their door from a field agent with a warrant for their arrest. They might not all be arrested, but many of them will be.

      @thomaslevy2119@thomaslevy21193 жыл бұрын
    • @joe thomas Source?

      @PraiseTheFSMonster@PraiseTheFSMonster3 жыл бұрын
  • "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that" George Carlin.

    @dannysart3990@dannysart39903 жыл бұрын
    • I always wonder what he would say these days if he was alive to see this shit......RIP Carlin

      @WalkoffGrandslam@WalkoffGrandslam3 жыл бұрын
    • Perfection.

      @nakedhealthy_@nakedhealthy_3 жыл бұрын
    • Omg how have we lasted this long.

      @sharonpreston2826@sharonpreston28263 жыл бұрын
    • I'd think that was funny but I can't do fractions.

      @stevenpdxedu@stevenpdxedu3 жыл бұрын
    • @@WalkoffGrandslam his head would explode

      @sharonpreston2826@sharonpreston28263 жыл бұрын
  • I love Stephen Colbert.

    @edcarroll7221@edcarroll7221 Жыл бұрын
  • "An empire toppled by its enemies can rise again. But one that crumbles from within, that's dead. Forever." -Helmut Zemo

    @saulasenikau9257@saulasenikau92573 жыл бұрын
    • Helmut Zemo from Marvel, right? (I’m asking just in case there was some real life dude named Helmut Zemo and he wasn’t a Nazi like the Zemo of the Marvel Universe).

      @thesilentangel8299@thesilentangel82992 жыл бұрын
  • Stephen isn't fcking around anymore. That was more brutal than usual.

    @robynjustice8810@robynjustice88103 жыл бұрын
    • I love this man and call to him to run...!!! We need much more common sense and rational thought in a power position to actually turn shit around. Colbert 2024!!

      @kellybreeyear9017@kellybreeyear90173 жыл бұрын
    • But less than they needed to hear.

      @k.a.2442@k.a.24423 жыл бұрын
    • @@k.a.2442 True

      @robynjustice8810@robynjustice88103 жыл бұрын
    • @@kellybreeyear9017 He would be miserable as a politician. He's doing what he loves.

      @robynjustice8810@robynjustice88103 жыл бұрын
    • @@robynjustice8810 SPREADING MORE HATE!

      @donaldmarusak4929@donaldmarusak49293 жыл бұрын
  • Stephen: I'm not Lawyer. I'm a Clown. Like Rudy That is completely unfair to yourself and Clowns

    @riftwilliams@riftwilliams3 жыл бұрын
    • Not all clowns are stupid like Rudy

      @TheSuperPsychoKiller@TheSuperPsychoKiller3 жыл бұрын
    • 🤣😁😂

      @producerlinda7109@producerlinda71093 жыл бұрын
    • 😄😆😂

      @s00prtek@s00prtek3 жыл бұрын
    • Too funny

      @s.heilman5308@s.heilman53083 жыл бұрын
    • Rudy is more like those creeper clowns from a few years ago that were stalking random people, terrorizing them (back when creeps in Purge-style clown masks were more terrifying than creeps without masks).

      @sintua@sintua3 жыл бұрын
  • “Hold my year” Major W 😂

    @jahbrae@jahbrae3 жыл бұрын
  • This was a fantastic show. Great job❤️

    @brittneypearson9022@brittneypearson90223 жыл бұрын
  • There is absolutely no humor in Stephen's eyes during the entirety of the monologue. He makes the jokes, but there isn't a shred of laughter in him. Just seething anger. Exactly as it should be.

    @AdrianVex@AdrianVex3 жыл бұрын
    • @Daniel Smith I'm curious as to what part of my comment makes you think that murdering me would be justified. Please clarify.

      @AdrianVex@AdrianVex3 жыл бұрын
    • Because trump and his stupid base have crossed the line from comedic foolishness to outright criminal acts that resulted in 5 deaths. Nothing funny in that.

      @kq1777@kq17773 жыл бұрын
    • @@kq1777 yeah, that's my point. I agree. He's telling the jokes because it's his job, but he's not expressing any humor behind the words. He's just angry. That's what I'm saying is appropriate, the anger at what our country is.

      @AdrianVex@AdrianVex3 жыл бұрын
    • He is just jealous trump is more famous and more loved then he will ever be

      @jennhuot8425@jennhuot84253 жыл бұрын
    • @@jennhuot8425 is that a fucking joke

      @leao6639@leao66393 жыл бұрын
  • “It’s a revolution and you’re complaining they MACED YOU?!” I laughed so hard. Truer words have never been said.

    @jsmith6050@jsmith60503 жыл бұрын
    • She is crying because she got maced. They was supposed to let her in it's a Revolution for white privilege, shame on them.

      @zannieholmes8555@zannieholmes85553 жыл бұрын
    • Yup

      @hussainumair5837@hussainumair58373 жыл бұрын
    • @@zannieholmes8555 lol worse thing is, she never did! She had an onion in the towel and was rubbing it in her eyes to make it look like that. Timestamp is 7:12 !:P

      @slyderace@slyderace3 жыл бұрын
    • You misunderstood. She was maced by her fellow protesters. That's quite upsetting.

      @Nerd3927@Nerd39273 жыл бұрын
    • The funnier part is what he said next lol

      @strangewayfaringstranger@strangewayfaringstranger3 жыл бұрын
  • After going back and watching all the late night hosts' monologues on Jan 6th its really sad to see that not only has not much changed it's only getting worse.

    @92Dragonx@92Dragonx2 жыл бұрын
  • Colbert's really pissed off 😅

    @arisam714@arisam7143 жыл бұрын
  • “ In a real revolution when you lose they chop your head off, then your piano scarf will have nothing to wrap around “ 😂😂😂 Booyaka

    @808shamalama@808shamalama3 жыл бұрын
    • 10 out of 10

      @evelyn4180@evelyn41803 жыл бұрын
    • Don't they line them up on the wall before a firing squad?

      @gerardoramoncesarreynaldo9469@gerardoramoncesarreynaldo94693 жыл бұрын
    • Why you ask? Well, we’re storming the capital it’s a revolution silly! 😅😅😅

      @ceezb5629@ceezb56293 жыл бұрын
    • @@gerardoramoncesarreynaldo9469 Waste of ammunition.

      @Elephantstonica@Elephantstonica3 жыл бұрын
    • Plot twist: she is said to have an onion wrapped in the blue cloth she's wiping her face with. Seriously

      @michellechaney6023@michellechaney60233 жыл бұрын
  • “Who’s the more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him?” - Obi-Wan, 1977

    @deadpoolregeneratedegenera1683@deadpoolregeneratedegenera16833 жыл бұрын
    • these are not the droids you're looking for...

      @oldrrocr@oldrrocr3 жыл бұрын
    • Exactly! I was thinking about that yesterday, during the riot.

      @LoyaFrostwind@LoyaFrostwind3 жыл бұрын
    • I am not in it for your revolution sweetheart, I expect to be well paid! -Han Solo 1977 Scooter Braun 2020

      @barrystewart5946@barrystewart59463 жыл бұрын
    • "My loyalty is to the Republic, to democracy!" - Obi-wan Definitely a good role model for all Americans.

      @TCTriangle@TCTriangle3 жыл бұрын
    • Do.. incite a riot. Or do not incite a riot. There is no try. -Trump

      @clubredken13@clubredken133 жыл бұрын
  • We're still waiting for justice...

    @luvmyrecords@luvmyrecords2 жыл бұрын
  • That terrified me when he said my name. Felt like he was staring into my soul, like he actually knew.

    @braedondoesntknowwhathesdo3482@braedondoesntknowwhathesdo34823 жыл бұрын
  • 2020: I was the worst year 2021: And I took that personally

    @delloffthewall@delloffthewall3 жыл бұрын
    • Bruv, it's literally been a week, don't you say such things or it's gonna take it even more personally

      @Kasiarzynka@Kasiarzynka3 жыл бұрын
    • @@Kasiarzynka Short version of that is... Jinx.

      @IExpectedBSJustNotThisMuchBS@IExpectedBSJustNotThisMuchBS3 жыл бұрын
    • Match has to reshoot that 2020 commercial ALREADY.

      @Joekuh@Joekuh3 жыл бұрын
    • @Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart I'm just hoping they don't make a sequel 2022: Electric Boogaloo

      @ajh3461@ajh34613 жыл бұрын
    • Yup, This year is now written as how you say it... 2020+1

      @gregorynelson2327@gregorynelson23273 жыл бұрын
  • The rest of the world: "Mom! America is drunk again"

    @ReginnKunnr@ReginnKunnr3 жыл бұрын
    • HAAA LOVE IT... US dong shots again 🥃🍻🍸

      @coryhobbs5386@coryhobbs53863 жыл бұрын
    • Lol 😝

      @TJDawgs72@TJDawgs723 жыл бұрын
    • Fitting

      @stampede122@stampede1223 жыл бұрын
    • America has been having tequila breakfasts for awhile now.

      @jamindavey@jamindavey3 жыл бұрын
    • We seriously planning on stop importing Mezcal to the U.S. ...Mexican here!

      @chichil-ticroberto5986@chichil-ticroberto59863 жыл бұрын
  • Can we please stop calling him "president" it's embarassing.

    @originalbert@originalbert3 жыл бұрын
  • Stephen is a national treasure.

    @frankiesalatino547@frankiesalatino5473 жыл бұрын
  • The lady who was maced, "I cant believe they attacked me, I am a White Citizen just trying to make sure we keep the traditions of Confederacy alive"

    @myself047@myself0473 жыл бұрын
    • The real irony is that she’s from Knoxville. In the Civil War, East Tennessee supported the Union.

      @robinjackson7882@robinjackson78823 жыл бұрын
    • btw there was an onion in her towel lmfao she probably wasn't maced at all

      @sweetcreature1013@sweetcreature10133 жыл бұрын
    • @@sweetcreature1013 I really hope she was for someone's sake

      @videosurfah@videosurfah3 жыл бұрын
    • @@videosurfah she wasn't. Getting maced *sucks*. We're talking swollen face, red eyes, streaming tears, mucus from every orifice. She was just rubbing onion in her eyes

      @zacharybierstedt1423@zacharybierstedt14233 жыл бұрын
    • I've been tear gassed before. I can guarantee there's no way in hell that woman was maced.

      @supernaturalta6174@supernaturalta61743 жыл бұрын
  • Even though he threw his base under the bus, his base will still embrace him. Their loyalty is blind.

    @DeadPool-bx8hy@DeadPool-bx8hy3 жыл бұрын
    • So true, he told them that he would walk with them to the capital building then he ditched them and watched it all on TV. I’ve never heard of a Democrat willing to die or go to jail for an elected official they only know from Tv. Democrats aren’t stupid like that.

      @kittyhazes5741@kittyhazes57413 жыл бұрын
    • @Castor Troy I was going to make some witty remark about anyone naming themselves after a Face/Off character not being worthy of attention, but then I realized you're replying to a guy who named himself Dead-Space-Pool, so that kinda loses its punch. Either way, the important take-away here is that you're dumber than a brick, and on the wrong side of history.

      @RepublicOfUs@RepublicOfUs3 жыл бұрын
    • @Castor Troy - whataboutism 101

      @jacqdanieles@jacqdanieles3 жыл бұрын
    • @@RepublicOfUs "you're dumber than a brick, and on the wrong side of history" True, but only by a fluke of luck, that loser could never acieve boths of those things intentionally!

      @sierraromeoromeo2444@sierraromeoromeo24443 жыл бұрын
  • Elizabeth: *_I GOT MACED_* Me: I got *Onion'd*

    @ROBLOXGamingDavid@ROBLOXGamingDavid3 жыл бұрын
  • “They maced me” as she rubs an onion on her eyes lmao

    @alexacastellano2112@alexacastellano21123 жыл бұрын
    • I was wondering what kind of weak-ass mace that was...

      @rebeccalarson4523@rebeccalarson45233 жыл бұрын
    • Came here to say that. She looks awfully not puffy or red-eyed for being maced. More like "Karen can't handle the spice of the onion in her hand" levels..

      @TreyCapnerhurst@TreyCapnerhurst3 жыл бұрын
    • 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

      @gogetter6837@gogetter68373 жыл бұрын
    • Probably a lemon, used to counter tear gas.

      @Ubagreg@Ubagreg3 жыл бұрын
    • Onions are apparently an antidote for tear gas.

      @tallasianguy42@tallasianguy423 жыл бұрын
  • Fun Fact: If Trump is impeached again he cannot run for President ever again...Impeach away I say...

    @frenchiesaparis5741@frenchiesaparis57413 жыл бұрын
    • He wouldn’t be allowed to run for dog catcher, let alone president.

      @teresaboze69@teresaboze693 жыл бұрын
    • He will be too sedated in his crazy ward to even think about it.

      @JackDrinkn2DollarJim@JackDrinkn2DollarJim3 жыл бұрын
    • He has already been impeached.

      @adamtzsch@adamtzsch3 жыл бұрын
    • He's probably gonna push for one of his dumb sons, then. In fact, he might actually do that even without being impeached.

      @mrspidey80@mrspidey803 жыл бұрын
    • @@teresaboze69 He's never been fit enough to run a lemonade stand, should never have run for president in the first place.

      @willbeonekenobi@willbeonekenobi3 жыл бұрын
  • Thank you for being a real voice instead of all your traumatized newsoutlets.

    @DigitalContentNetwork@DigitalContentNetwork3 жыл бұрын
  • "Our source was the new york times" YES!!!! thank you! Now lets see how many people get that reference!

    @thegreenbaron6439@thegreenbaron64393 жыл бұрын
    • Dr. Strangelove! You must be old too.

      @joeski734@joeski7343 жыл бұрын
    • Alexei, Alexei please!

      @Orangefan77@Orangefan773 жыл бұрын
    • Gentlemen you cannot fight in here, this is the war room!

      @thegreenbaron6439@thegreenbaron64393 жыл бұрын
  • I'm continously impressed by the seriousness and anger of Stephen while your country goes to the pit. He knows this is no joke.

    @UnPuntoyComa@UnPuntoyComa3 жыл бұрын
    • Yeah. He's been one of the good ones over the last four years. Him, Rachael Maddow, Jim Wright, Amy Siskind, and Heather Cox. Heavens knows, the bulk ((not all, but most)) of the media here has been more concerned about ratings and profits then truth or actual journalism for a very long time now.

      @SeliahK@SeliahK3 жыл бұрын
  • "President Throws His Riot Mob Under A Bus To Save His Neck" Why change tactics now ?

    @CraftAero@CraftAero3 жыл бұрын
    • That’s what cowards do.

      @dadams8086@dadams80863 жыл бұрын
    • @@dadams8086 who said he wasn't? He did dodge the drafting

      @wamengxiong0409@wamengxiong04093 жыл бұрын
    • A big dump of pardons is coming. And we've allowed another day to pass while the republican senate plays obstruction, and posts virtue signaling selfies.

      @JeradBenge@JeradBenge3 жыл бұрын
    • Stephen is always good. This was beyond brilliant and reflects the mood of many sane Americans.

      @howarde6047@howarde60473 жыл бұрын
    • Disclaimer: No actual bus plowed through capitol crowd of traitors.

      @JoshSweetvale@JoshSweetvale3 жыл бұрын
  • Here from 1 August 2023, where the comeuppance has begun with indictment for Jan 6 actions.

    @erinford8138@erinford81389 ай бұрын
  • The past revolutionists would be embarrassed if they were alive to see this today🤦‍♂️

    @dineomomene2737@dineomomene27373 жыл бұрын
  • The way that whiny little woman said, "We're storming the Capitol. It's a revolution," blindsided me with laughter.

    @davidleedutton@davidleedutton3 жыл бұрын
    • That was HILARIOUS

      @Anna-914@Anna-9143 жыл бұрын
    • She was using an onion wrapped in her scarf.

      @PeterLau23@PeterLau233 жыл бұрын
    • I think what gets me is the fact that she was complaining about being maced where in other country “revolution” are met with hanging or a bullet to the head

      @Wisegirl6521@Wisegirl65213 жыл бұрын
    • @@Wisegirl6521 I think people like her just thought they were living out some sort of heroic fantasy, because they are so clueless about the real world. They think that they are "the good guys" and that those always just win without having to risk or sacrifice anything. I think they expected to easily overthrow the baddies and be embraced as brave heroes. That would also explain why so many didn't event try to hide their identities. Maybe they've watched too many movies and read too few history books, I don't know. But they have no clue how bloody revolutions really are.

      @ninawth@ninawth3 жыл бұрын
    • I almost spilled my coffee laughing at the clip

      @mjefferson3223@mjefferson32233 жыл бұрын
  • The moment she said ‘it’s a revolution’ I lost it😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    @sougatamahapatra4664@sougatamahapatra46643 жыл бұрын
    • It'll be difficult holding a Revolution in prison, Elizabeth. Have fun.

      @janrobnettwordweaver2227@janrobnettwordweaver22273 жыл бұрын
    • Same here. That was priceless.

      @villehytonen7279@villehytonen72793 жыл бұрын
    • I lost it when someone on Twitter pointed out shes holding a fucking onion in that cloth!

      @amywonderland9297@amywonderland92973 жыл бұрын
    • Why you ask? Well, we’re storming the capital it’s a revolution silly! 😅😅😅

      @ceezb5629@ceezb56293 жыл бұрын
    • LOL she acted like getting maced was a bad thing but she was doing something that was uncalled for! For reals? Ridiculous; I lost it too 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

      @dr.aasiyahghazi9168@dr.aasiyahghazi91683 жыл бұрын
  • You can hear the staff laughing. Working with Stephen Colbert must be fun! :D

    @vojtav.420@vojtav.4203 жыл бұрын
  • 7:20 Colbert on fire tonight: piano scarf will have nothing to hang around LOL!

    @drei602@drei6023 жыл бұрын
  • “In a real revolution they chop your fucking head off” gave me CHILLS I thought he was gunna lose it

    @emebent@emebent3 жыл бұрын
    • He was definitely channeling his best friend Jon Stewart here. One more push and might've actually gone "F*CK YOU! F*CK YOU ALL TO HELL AND BACK! Oh wait, that's right: HELL IS TOO GOOD FOR YOU! ...Damn, that felt good."

      @anthonyrousseau8050@anthonyrousseau80503 жыл бұрын
    • I laughed for a straight 5 minutes lol

      @SteakSawSr@SteakSawSr3 жыл бұрын
    • Not to mention that chic was rubbing an onion in her eyes. No mace involved.

      @rellikinvictus1057@rellikinvictus10573 жыл бұрын
    • Please America, go French Revolution on this guy !

      @jellomiki@jellomiki3 жыл бұрын
    • I laughed so hard when he said that 🤣

      @gabriele27@gabriele273 жыл бұрын
  • «A coward is much more exposed to quarrels than a man of spirit.», Thomas Jefferson

    @Antawnyoo@Antawnyoo3 жыл бұрын
  • “It’s a revolution.” That made me laugh SO F$@KING HARD!!! (Because it’s not.)

    @daelen.cclark@daelen.cclark Жыл бұрын
  • "I'd like to cancel my 2021 subscription. I've experienced my free 7 day trial and I am not interested." - got this quote somewhere and I can definitely say I agree. I wish those who are involved to be held responsible, accountable, and punished accordingly.

    @shokryou89@shokryou893 жыл бұрын
    • We are sorry that you are unsatisfied with out newest service. Unfortunately, refusal during the first 365 days of the 2021 package will result in your experience being reverted back to the most recent service, which from our records is 2020. However, if you are willing to wait, we will have our planned 2022 launch soon. We thank you for your feedback, as your concerns and comments are very important to us.

      @finris1@finris13 жыл бұрын
    • @@finris1 I want to speak to your manager and get a full refund. I don't care what your terms and conditions that I agreed to says

      @Matty80822@Matty808223 жыл бұрын
    • @@finris1 great comeback 🤣

      @elainewalls1965@elainewalls19653 жыл бұрын
  • Is this “Colbert report” mood??? Because is fucking brutal and I fucking like it

    @ArielGonzalez1@ArielGonzalez13 жыл бұрын
    • Nah. Vintage Colbert was all about clueless sarcasm ("Let me explain how this works. I'm an idiot" was a usual pre interview statement) This is Steven when he's mad. You don't get to see it often, but you don't have to wonder whats up when you do

      @brilliantcut2488@brilliantcut24883 жыл бұрын
    • This is your president and your election. You must be proud. kzhead.info/sun/iZuCkZqPrnuhgaM/bejne.html kzhead.info/sun/fK-iqaWxcKigpaM/bejne.html Here is a little science for the people who think there is no evidence about ballot manipulation.

      @Craig806@Craig8063 жыл бұрын
    • Imagine Republicans Not holding Trump responsible, and thinking they'll ever win Anything Ever again.

      @Junksaint@Junksaint3 жыл бұрын
    • Colbert went hard in this segment lmao. You love to see it.

      @LeviBulger@LeviBulger3 жыл бұрын
    • Big mood!!!!

      @audreylawsonmurphree2799@audreylawsonmurphree27993 жыл бұрын
  • A revolution to help the billionaires eh. That is usually called, a Coup de Etat.

    @rosemacaskie@rosemacaskie3 жыл бұрын
  • This dude is hilarious, I'm laughing in tears 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭

    @mamiijayy308@mamiijayy3083 жыл бұрын
  • *That is some serious “someone has to take away grandpas car keys” energy.* 🤣

    @MissRoxyful@MissRoxyful3 жыл бұрын
    • 🔥🔥👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

      @Bibliomaniac69@Bibliomaniac693 жыл бұрын
  • "A man facing a noose will say anything to save his neck." yup.

    @karinablacktie@karinablacktie3 жыл бұрын
    • That's true even a woman will do same by the way how are you doing

      @georgerockson687@georgerockson6873 жыл бұрын
    • Yup, Colbert is no longer funny. He hung himself.

      @johncolen3379@johncolen33793 жыл бұрын
  • Remember how he said he would walk with them - fools! I was waiting for that lady to demand to speak to the manager tho.

    @D-me-dream-smp@D-me-dream-smp3 жыл бұрын
  • Even this much later, you are inspiring.

    @jws1948ja@jws1948ja Жыл бұрын
  • Don't ya hate when you're fighting a revolution and then, tragically, you get pushed and maced?

    @frmrfr@frmrfr3 жыл бұрын
    • That's an cut onion in her towel , yes really, 7:32 .

      @Kaysler@Kaysler3 жыл бұрын
    • God, it's just one of those days

      @ghostmobiil@ghostmobiil3 жыл бұрын
    • @@Kaysler even if it is ice, she is stpd to think that helps and has never been to a real protest before.

      @ChrisTopherBunnell@ChrisTopherBunnell3 жыл бұрын
    • 😆

      @deborahcazalas297@deborahcazalas2973 жыл бұрын
  • Well, it wasn’t the Lion King who killed Scar, it was the hyenas.

    @TheHikercrone@TheHikercrone3 жыл бұрын
    • Hahaha +1 You would probably like my playlist..

      @saoirsecushing5212@saoirsecushing52123 жыл бұрын
    • @@saoirsecushing5212 Who. The Hell. Are You?

      @gordonchell4364@gordonchell43643 жыл бұрын
    • @@gordonchell4364 A spammer.

      @rays2729@rays27293 жыл бұрын
    • Scar: Republicans Simba: America Hyenas: Trump and his cult of fascists

      @Tadicuslegion78@Tadicuslegion783 жыл бұрын
    • @@Tadicuslegion78 yup. That's it

      @sieekakhan6761@sieekakhan67613 жыл бұрын
  • Thanks for being so divisive - We knew we could count on you 👏

    @SWpilot3@SWpilot33 жыл бұрын
  • Very hard to watch a year later. S.C. is so very angry, fair enough. I really feel for him & U.S. people with hearts & brains.

    @bradleybarnett9545@bradleybarnett95452 жыл бұрын
  • I feel as if I live in a world full of adults that never grew out of high school.

    @gmansk53@gmansk533 жыл бұрын
    • More like manipulating grade schoolers.

      @susankimble6499@susankimble64993 жыл бұрын
    • Try elementary school.

      @rocscee6902@rocscee69023 жыл бұрын
    • @@rocscee6902 bodies of adults with brains of elementary kids

      @haydenjohnson7758@haydenjohnson77583 жыл бұрын
    • its a sad sad fact. I really feel for the USA, as it seems they have it worse than most!

      @itwoznotme@itwoznotme3 жыл бұрын
    • @@haydenjohnson7758 they definitely lack the mindset of adults. My 9 year old is smarter than they are... what she says makes way more sense!

      @rocscee6902@rocscee69023 жыл бұрын
  • An ignorant white lady: “It’s a Revolution!” Me: **laughing crying in Egypt in 2011**

    @SajaHassan23@SajaHassan233 жыл бұрын
    • Shucran

      @jerrystawnichy3873@jerrystawnichy38733 жыл бұрын
    • I know- that was the funniest thing i saw in years!

      @cameronkrause4712@cameronkrause47123 жыл бұрын
    • *Cries in Syrian*

      @AwesomeJudaline@AwesomeJudaline3 жыл бұрын
    • Lol!

      @sandragruhle6288@sandragruhle62883 жыл бұрын
    • I had a similar reaction to piano scarf lady. It’s like, doesn’t she understand people die in a revolution? Because a revolution is, yah know, A FUCKING WAR.

      @Toskrr@Toskrr3 жыл бұрын
  • Stephen Colbert is one of my favorite TV personality's fan from Australia

    @tobytoby782@tobytoby7823 жыл бұрын
  • "Hey guys! I'm committing a federal crime! Here's my info!" Lol

    @cvograves@cvograves3 жыл бұрын
    • It doesn't get dumber than that

      @Optimystik@Optimystik3 жыл бұрын
    • "You can't fix Stupid"

      @sharontaylor7844@sharontaylor78443 жыл бұрын
    • @@sharontaylor7844 after 2020 it appears that you can't quarantine it either!!

      @gazpf@gazpf3 жыл бұрын
    • Too bad they don't have a pill for that

      @user-md4di6yg2p@user-md4di6yg2p3 жыл бұрын
    • cameron graves,thats how smart thar are.pathetic human beings

      @keithhancock8570@keithhancock85703 жыл бұрын
  • “I’m not a lawyer, I’m a clown... like Rudy.” Except Stephen is funny

    @danielc9509@danielc95093 жыл бұрын
    • Rudy is funny, just not on purpose

      @Yammenkow@Yammenkow3 жыл бұрын
    • A sophisticated clown with a mega brain

      @christianbagnall9138@christianbagnall91383 жыл бұрын
    • An intelligent clown. So not exactly Rudy.

      @nandum.h3765@nandum.h37653 жыл бұрын
    • @@Yammenkow You nailed it! 👍

      @notroll1279@notroll12793 жыл бұрын
    • Well he farts... thats funny... 🤷🏽‍♂️

      @karthikmaddy9051@karthikmaddy90513 жыл бұрын
  • "Yet,they continue to pledge their loyalty to,and express their willingness to die for,him." Seriously though, even the tail end of the theme tune was a little dispirited towards the end there....

    @blairbrown4812@blairbrown48123 жыл бұрын
  • They should've used the 25th amendment on January 20, 2016.

    @evanpatterson7098@evanpatterson709810 ай бұрын
  • It feels like we're living in a really, really bad sci fi movie.

    @Kasia_Luna@Kasia_Luna3 жыл бұрын
    • Made by SYFY 😭😭😭

      @greymasunungure5938@greymasunungure59383 жыл бұрын
    • Nah - a particularly savage episode of Veep! Go watch it if you haven’t- it feels like a documentary these days 😒

      @EH23831@EH238313 жыл бұрын
    • @@EH23831 ou i'll check it out.

      @Kasia_Luna@Kasia_Luna3 жыл бұрын
    • I'm saying like a twilight zone movie

      @Dred0n@Dred0n3 жыл бұрын
    • It's called George Orwell's "1984" -- in 2021. The author predicted many insane things which have actually happened to our society. Read it some time.

      @thomaslevy2119@thomaslevy21193 жыл бұрын
  • Steven should do a whole show identifying as many insurrectionists as possible. I'd enjoy the description he'd attach to each

    @JS-cs8gz@JS-cs8gz3 жыл бұрын
    • Folks like "Generic Morrowind NPC" and "Baby wearing an Amish beard" and "Sir-Not-Appearing-As-Employed-Anymore."

      @thomaspalazzolo5902@thomaspalazzolo59023 жыл бұрын
    • " 'Q-anon Shaman' and... 'superbowl super fan who's team can't lose if he cheers for both the Patriots and Vikings at the same time.' "

      @drd0114@drd01143 жыл бұрын
    • There’s an Instagram called @homegrownterrorists that is doing exactly that

      @maggieweimar4693@maggieweimar46933 жыл бұрын
    • @Andrew McLaughlin quite a deluded way to see the situation.. imo. You're comparing a movement for a person to a movement for a historically marginalised group of people? Says alot about you as a person..

      @E2O10@E2O103 жыл бұрын
    • Jimmy Kimmel did.

      @skonther0ck@skonther0ck3 жыл бұрын
  • I love to see Stephen angry as hell...

    @mikaellyssarides1092@mikaellyssarides10922 жыл бұрын
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