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Jimmy Kimmel’s Oscars Monologue 2024

Jimmy Kimmel Live
2024 ж. 9 Нау.
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Jimmy's opening monologue from the 96th Academy Awards. #Oscars
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  • That joke about Robert Downey Jr. wasn't the best but I gave props to RDJ for handling it like a champ. He could've just slapped Kimmel on stage if he wanted too 😂

    @BryanCostner@BryanCostner2 ай бұрын

    • Yeah I thought- here comes another Chris Rock moment.

      @debraholz6821@debraholz68212 ай бұрын

    • Beyond cruel, like Jimmy gave people for “giving the assailant a hug” if they think a slap is that bad they clearly haven’t watched an episode of love and hip hop

      @user-ft3vt6se3n@user-ft3vt6se3n2 ай бұрын

    • If it’s one person out there who can take a joke about themselves, it’s definitely RDJ 😅 Pretty sure he loved the joke.

      @MarteParaddict@MarteParaddict2 ай бұрын

    • Glad Jimmy dint mention his wife's name 😂

      @JuxChi@JuxChi2 ай бұрын

    • RDJ slapping Jimmy Kimmel? With what ladder?

      @mikelytou@mikelytou2 ай бұрын

  • Note to Will Smith... RDJ just a gave masterclass on how to handle a very average joke.

    @kg9836@kg98362 ай бұрын

    • Fortunately unlike Will Smith, RDJ is in a healthy marriage and a wife that actually loves him. That's something that Will didn't have 🤷

      @BryanCostner@BryanCostner2 ай бұрын

    • Also, this would even be considered way more offensive than the tame bald joke Will Smith got angry about.

      @MamadNobari@MamadNobari2 ай бұрын

    • Well said.

      @alisachamoy225@alisachamoy2252 ай бұрын

    • @@BryanCostnerstill zero excuse for his behaviour

      @TubaTones@TubaTones2 ай бұрын

    • @@zonian1966I think he seen worst so he can Handel anything

      @aryankushwaha1964@aryankushwaha19642 ай бұрын

  • The way Ryan pulled his sister over was so cute!

    @keeleybee18@keeleybee182 ай бұрын

  • "Ryan you're so hot. Let's go camping together and not tell our wives." Jimmy has a huge mancrush 😂

    @vars280287@vars2802872 ай бұрын

    • Yeah, but it's towards the wrong Ryan. We all know Ryan Reynolds is not just the hottest 'Ryan' from Canada, the hottest 'Ryan' in Hollywood, but the the hottest Ryan AND hottest man in the world.

      @FLQueerLiberal1982@FLQueerLiberal19822 ай бұрын

    • @@FLQueerLiberal1982 Cap. Ryan Reynolds is extremely hot, yes, but gosling is another level all together😩

      @hetry2109@hetry21092 ай бұрын

  • The BEST part of the whole monologue was when he shouted out the behind-the-scenes workers. A lot of people have no idea how hard they work to bring us what we watch.

    @AustinPPutnam@AustinPPutnam2 ай бұрын

    • Same

      @pdisv@pdisv2 ай бұрын

    • do you mean the homeless people?

      @hollowknight459@hollowknight4592 ай бұрын

    • You actualy watch that crap ?

      @lurker668@lurker6682 ай бұрын

    • Yes, I got tears in my eyes. They are the backbone of this country. By holding out for good working conditions and pay they bring all workers up.

      @PaulaZF@PaulaZF2 ай бұрын

    • And the director of the show decided not to show their faces, instead focused on the celebrities clapping.

      @natural@natural2 ай бұрын

  • I know you're clapping but YOU'RE the ones who didn't vote for her!!!

    @emilym3679@emilym36792 ай бұрын

    • Compared to Barbie, other films were much better and did not rely on marketing to succeed

      @calib3r403@calib3r4032 ай бұрын

    • I didn't realize until this monologs that the Barbie movie was just a very strategic marketing ploy by Mattel to rebrand Barbie as a feminist so moms will buy more. Smart.

      @ruckusrevolution9475@ruckusrevolution94752 ай бұрын

    • These awards are fake, they only award films related to the Hebrews and Oppenheimer is just an overrated biographical film.

      @TinaLatimor@TinaLatimor2 ай бұрын

    • These awards are fak ke, they only award films related to the H ebrews and Oppenheimer is just an overrated biographical film..

      @FernandaAntelo-lp2qy@FernandaAntelo-lp2qy2 ай бұрын

    • @@ruckusrevolution9475Barbie has been a feminist since 1960.

      @marcilk7534@marcilk75342 ай бұрын

  • "Yorgos is as good as mine" is a perfect dad joke!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    @Horror-Man@Horror-Man2 ай бұрын

  • Nice monolog; my favorite part was Jodi Foster and Robert DiNero being recognized for receiving Oscar nods 48 years ago and who were both again in this audience as nominees. Of all the stars who got camera time during Kimmel’s opening, Jodi Foster simply SPARKLED above the rest. Please, Jodi, more movies!!❤

    @Snap.Crackle.Pop.@Snap.Crackle.Pop.2 ай бұрын

    • Scorcese was there too...

      @dceplay@dceplay2 ай бұрын

    • kimmel writers + jimmy prove over and over why they keep getting invited back to host

      @vinsanity40k@vinsanity40kАй бұрын

  • That Foster/De Niro stat is actually mind-boggling. Must be amazing to have such longevity in such a ruthless industry!

    @antonlvdm@antonlvdm2 ай бұрын

    • That fact about her being 20 years too old for him now is SO true and so sad

      @mustadoredogs@mustadoredogs2 ай бұрын

    • Men like younger women. It is what it is.​@mustadoredogs

      @captaincake4331@captaincake43312 ай бұрын

    • @@mustadoredogsif you were his age, single, and you could date a 30 year old, you would you fraud 🤣

      @BobRoss-wm3lc@BobRoss-wm3lc2 ай бұрын

    • @@mustadoredogs its also sad 20 something women sleeping wit dudes in teir 30s and 40s doing backflips with tyrone but thats another story

      @ricardodelacrvz1400@ricardodelacrvz14002 ай бұрын

    • Lebrooon Jaaaames

      @ognjenobradovic7615@ognjenobradovic76152 ай бұрын

  • The “thank you for that partial standing ovation” made me roll my head back laughing for some reason.

    @swoozie@swoozie2 ай бұрын

    • You’re the last person I expected to see in this comment section lmao nah it was funny af tho

      @therealdeal3665@therealdeal36652 ай бұрын

    • Yes this was funny

      @Erin.56@Erin.562 ай бұрын

    • Partial Ovation? It appeared everyone stood and appreciative, at least I think. Maybe I missed something. Edit: Ah yes I see now at the beginning during his first opening notes.

      @RandomJ2023@RandomJ20232 ай бұрын

    • We can just average it and call it a "squatting ovation"

      @BeMoreFunny@BeMoreFunny2 ай бұрын

    • Really it wasn't funny whatsoever

      @dave_mate4244@dave_mate42442 ай бұрын

  • Great job acknowledging the people behind the scenes. They do so much and never get enough credit. Great monolog as well.

    @peteradamski@peteradamski2 ай бұрын

    • No female representation in that though 😮

      @buttofthejoke@buttofthejokeАй бұрын

  • The Foster/Deniro joke about age made me laugh out loud man…

    @jeswainston@jeswainston2 ай бұрын

  • Let’s not pretend RDJ was genuinely enraged or some bullshit, when the man consistently alludes to his past comedically on Jimmy’s show for years now. They’re clearly friends. Downey loves to remind people how far he’s come & fully embraces it truly.

    @TheTanman412@TheTanman4122 ай бұрын

    • you are reading to mutch into this drama dude

      @cumpanions8105@cumpanions81052 ай бұрын

    • And you don’t have to be rude about it. People can have opinions about RDJ. Let ppl be in what they say. What you say causes drama.

      @whitneyschulte1334@whitneyschulte13342 ай бұрын

    • Yeah it was a small misstep no Biggie

      @tomimpala@tomimpala2 ай бұрын

    • @@whitneyschulte1334 'And you don’t have to be rude about it. People can have opinions about RDJ. Let ppl be in what they say. What you say causes drama.'' Holy crap, that's a lot of virtuesignalling over a lame, overused, typical Kimmel joke. ;)

      @rocksparadox@rocksparadox2 ай бұрын

    • Are they? RDJ doesn't particularly like to talk about that part of his past, it's already well documented and he's talked about it and taken plenty of jokes about it since. Think Kimmel needs some new material

      @froggin-zp4nr@froggin-zp4nr2 ай бұрын

  • the fact that RDJ reaction had more laughs than the joke itself :D

    @menace7147@menace71472 ай бұрын

    • It was a great joke.

      @FearNPanic@FearNPanic2 ай бұрын

    • ​@FearNPanic no it wasn't 😂

      @troymcclure681@troymcclure6812 ай бұрын

    • ​@@FearNPanicwas a terrible joke wtf

      @jponz85@jponz852 ай бұрын

    • @@FearNPanic you're the first person to ever say that about jimmy kimmel

      @I_Eated_The_Soap@I_Eated_The_Soap2 ай бұрын

    • @@I_Eated_The_Soap You're not in touch with reality. Get help.

      @FearNPanic@FearNPanic2 ай бұрын

  • “Let’s go camping together and not tell our wives “ 😂

    @Al-rm6iz@Al-rm6iz2 ай бұрын

    • He was serious.😮

      @lizdahl847@lizdahl8472 ай бұрын

  • No-one laughed at the "I haven't eaten in 3 weeks" because every single one of these people has or has had an eating disorder in their life.

    @NGC-7635@NGC-76352 ай бұрын

    • do people don't laugh at their traumas

      @frxstykidd1571@frxstykidd15712 ай бұрын

    • bc it didn't make any sense

      @gabrielwirth6131@gabrielwirth61312 ай бұрын

  • I can't wait to see Guillermo have tequila shots with celebrities 😂

    @apulliam546@apulliam5462 ай бұрын

    • Bro ik my favorite part😂😭

      @IzaiahZapata@IzaiahZapata2 ай бұрын

    • Yes 😂😂

      @avisrobinson452@avisrobinson4522 ай бұрын

    • Already, the fact that he gave a shout out to Charlize Theron as his "wife" 😂

      @BryanCostner@BryanCostner2 ай бұрын

    • Guillermo would have it more fun, even just his snickering,haha!

      @ping1653@ping16532 ай бұрын

    • A1❤​@@IzaiahZapata

      @brendaborst4179@brendaborst41792 ай бұрын

  • Jodie Foster is evidence that a woman over 60 can be beautiful without numerous facial reconstructive procedures.

    @tjwash5118@tjwash51182 ай бұрын

    • There are about 100000 women who are evidence that you cannot,so there is that

      @giancarlodisalvo1784@giancarlodisalvo17842 ай бұрын

    • They do these procedures and end up looking worse.

      @alexquinonez8443@alexquinonez84432 ай бұрын

    • Helen hunt and madonna could learn a few things from jodie

      @siddharthnaagar7028@siddharthnaagar70282 ай бұрын

    • Stop judging women. Start supporting women

      @Hellbrunn@Hellbrunn2 ай бұрын

    • I thought it was Michael j Fox!

      @frankmedrisch7451@frankmedrisch74512 ай бұрын

  • My son is a member of IATSE, the union that represents all of the behind-the-scenes workers. He was SO gratified that he and all of his colleagues got a bit of recognition there. These guys work really hard and at all kinds of crazy hours of the day and night and they deserve all the thanks that we can give them.

    @dramaqueen6G@dramaqueen6G2 ай бұрын

  • Jimmys a real one for shouting out the laborers and giving them their props. Much respect

    @johndaley6117@johndaley61172 ай бұрын

    • He had to do something emotional because he wasnt funny

      @AHMADKIOSK@AHMADKIOSK2 ай бұрын

    • @@AHMADKIOSK Hater or what

      @ihavenoname-qm8nr@ihavenoname-qm8nrАй бұрын

  • Glad to see the workers get a call out here. America is made because of the working class!! 💪

    @chriss5461@chriss54612 ай бұрын

    • 💯💯💯

      @eskimofo9i6@eskimofo9i62 ай бұрын

    • Absolutely

      @mariegarside8830@mariegarside88302 ай бұрын

    • Exactly. Joe Biden kept hammering on that too during his SOTU Address.

      @okorochukwunonso2563@okorochukwunonso25632 ай бұрын

    • It lacked color.

      @luanalmeida6777@luanalmeida67772 ай бұрын

    • yes yes yes yes yes!!!

      @photokunstler@photokunstler2 ай бұрын

  • Jodie Foster looks amazing!! 🤩

    @maxinpains6937@maxinpains69372 ай бұрын

    • Totally agree with you!!!

      @valerieolmtak4581@valerieolmtak45812 ай бұрын

    • She's the best ❤

      @retrovibes50@retrovibes502 ай бұрын

    • She looks great for an 80 year old.

      @Mooooty@Mooooty2 ай бұрын

    • Yesss. She crushed True Detective too. 🫶

      @Sara-mf3px@Sara-mf3px2 ай бұрын

    • Lol I just posted that too 😂❤

      @mayberelevant3237@mayberelevant32372 ай бұрын

  • I almost cried when the crew entered the stage... The people who literally make it possible because of their work behind the scenes. I am glad that they are recognized and celebrated ❤

    @GabBee-ji6bt@GabBee-ji6bt2 ай бұрын

  • RDJ = PURE CLASS. NOW THAT’S A MAN.

    @darooh9815@darooh98152 ай бұрын

    • ❤❤❤

      @miladabravenec14@miladabravenec142 ай бұрын

    • He didn't seem too amused. lol

      @Matika@Matika2 ай бұрын

    • Yeah he's pure class alright. So much so that he didn't even bother to acknowledge, thank or shake hands with Ke Huy Quan when Ke handed RDJ his award, as though Ke was beneath him or something

      @rrhev@rrhev2 ай бұрын

    • Pure class for what ? not losing it , not having a fit of rage in the middle of the Oscars?

      @HH-gv8mx@HH-gv8mx2 ай бұрын

    • ​@@rrhev thank God someone else noticed that too I immediately picked up on it and wondered why he didn't even acknowledge his existence.

      @thebatmanwhoposts9600@thebatmanwhoposts96002 ай бұрын

  • What a very "distinguished gentleman" was that Dog! How gorgeous.

    @benedelbi2878@benedelbi28782 ай бұрын

  • Ricky Gervais should host all the Oscars.hes freaking funny😂

    @rohithn8787@rohithn87872 ай бұрын

  • Jodi Foster looks so radiant and beautiful with her natural face❤❤

    @The2010arian@The2010arian2 ай бұрын

  • 2 highest marks in this Jimmy's monologue are acknowledging the cinema workers behind the wall and remind us the joined nominations of De Niro & Foster

    @deddyson@deddyson2 ай бұрын

    • Also Jodi doing the "Yep, true" nod about DeNiro's girlfriend.

      @treetopjones737@treetopjones7372 ай бұрын

    • RDJ and Jodie Foster are the best of the best. Always.

      @barbaracollins385@barbaracollins3852 ай бұрын

    • ​@@barbaracollins385 u mean RDN ??

      @Rash23215@Rash232152 ай бұрын

  • RDJ man he handled it well 😅😅

    @As1fAhmad@As1fAhmad2 ай бұрын

    • We all immediately thought of Will Smith. 😂

      @Julia25120@Julia251202 ай бұрын

    • @@Julia25120 not me I thought of Charlie Sheen. She’s the person I think of in Hollywood that had a Coke problem..

      @HH-gv8mx@HH-gv8mx2 ай бұрын

    • He had no choice

      @prasad9002@prasad90022 ай бұрын

    • ​@@prasad9002well I guess but he has walk out on interview when asked about his drug use.

      @As-jj2rc@As-jj2rc2 ай бұрын

  • Only Ricky Gervais can save the Oscars. Imagine the ratings if he hosted.

    @davidanderson2519@davidanderson25192 ай бұрын

  • This behind the scenes round of applause was INCREDIBLE 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼

    @geomantilla@geomantilla2 ай бұрын

  • Jodie Foster is aging like a fine wine. 😍

    @Remiel_Plainview@Remiel_Plainview2 ай бұрын

    • And she speaks perfect French. Coincidence? I think not!

      @00rei00@00rei002 ай бұрын

    • ​@@00rei00she is bilingual

      @iamsimplyanna@iamsimplyanna2 ай бұрын

    • She’s beautiful! And talented.

      @katherineclark4933@katherineclark49332 ай бұрын

    • no she doesnt

      @bende005@bende0052 ай бұрын

    • That movie was disturbing but unforgettable.

      @davidmacphee3549@davidmacphee35492 ай бұрын

  • I LOVE how he shouted out the behind the scenes workers, and promises to support them in their negotiations!! Without these workers nothing we enjoy would exist.

    @stephenlane5139@stephenlane51392 ай бұрын

    • Pure class they all stood for that.

      @treetopjones737@treetopjones7372 ай бұрын

    • That was the best part of the monologue. Those guys absolutely deserved the standing ovation and it was a touching moment that brought actors and behind the scenes workers together.

      @lacountess@lacountess2 ай бұрын

    • Jimmy is in a hard situation in some ways. He's very close to the president of ABC and Disney, so he also supports his business daddies, but he also wants to represent those in the industry. He's walking that thin line.

      @emu_warrior@emu_warrior2 ай бұрын

    • sadly, that those behind the scenes workers they keep mentioning are usually bad writers, not the true masters, props workers, engineers, stunt safety workers and doubles, safety and medical crew, technicians, the ones that all of whom actually deserve more than actors themselves, but they are paid a bit more than grocery store workers. I have personally been , well not in a hollywood movie, but a local in my country in technical crew as welder. Well , compared to what the writers get, us who actually make the movie possible, and are responsible for actors safety, we get nothing. But well, im glad im not working full time for things like that, because im working for building constructions, and i would never take any job at movie industry to weld anything, because i get like 1/4th per hour of what i can get for actually working on constructions for things that stay there forever.

      @Swarmah@Swarmah2 ай бұрын

    • Wow that is terrible

      @user-rt4ky3up1f@user-rt4ky3up1f2 ай бұрын

  • Man that RDJ part was tough, read the room

    @reesedavid9037@reesedavid90372 ай бұрын

  • so glad film crew and writers got a shoutout

    @julierosemodelproductions@julierosemodelproductions2 ай бұрын

  • Jodie Foster still has the smile of a teenager.

    @henryzhang9915@henryzhang99152 ай бұрын

    • At 61 She looks great!

      @Erin.56@Erin.562 ай бұрын

    • What a weird creepy comment. Not a compliment, btw. Most teens have braces. She has the smile of a grown woman. That’s why it’s so great.

      @JDMimeTHEFIRST@JDMimeTHEFIRST2 ай бұрын

    • Back when I was a teen did not see braces on most kids.

      @treetopjones737@treetopjones7372 ай бұрын

    • Something tells me you cant go within 500 feet of a school and playground and so does the 273 people that liked it. Gross

      @denniswilder3014@denniswilder30142 ай бұрын

    • Well observed sir

      @stephenc8751@stephenc87512 ай бұрын

  • I'm glad to see the audience give a standing ovation for the writers

    @Fariswheelanwar@Fariswheelanwar2 ай бұрын

    • lol its all fake tho. Where was their support when they went on strike. Standing and clapping is the absolute below the bare minimum.

      @JohnJohn-fe6yc@JohnJohn-fe6yc2 ай бұрын

    • they werent writers, they were the behind the scenes crew, the people who actually make this industry work without a fair pay and the credit they deserve.

      @gus_viei@gus_viei2 ай бұрын

  • Really, " Let's go camping together...." and "on a High point...." were great segways. Jimmy does it so well!

    @richardknapp8322@richardknapp83222 ай бұрын

  • best part when the behind the scenes labor were on the stage

    @pitboss2617@pitboss26172 ай бұрын

  • Love the "pause for room sound comment." The crew, Teamsters, locals... We very rarely get noticed. Most of the time, that means we are doing our jobs right! The acknowledgment means a lot. 🥰

    @PhillipStewart@PhillipStewart2 ай бұрын

  • Oh man . How did he miss Matt damon we ran out of time

    @arundhoni2680@arundhoni26802 ай бұрын

    • There was a bit - watch the ending. Something to do with Matt and Messi the Dog.

      @vijanrama@vijanrama2 ай бұрын

    • The credits rolling and the Matt Damon moment happen.

      @beaellie9766@beaellie97662 ай бұрын

    • Saved the best for last.🤣🤣🤣

      @ianthesoccerref@ianthesoccerref2 ай бұрын

    • ​@@ianthesoccerref Totally unexpected but yet, expected 😂😂😂

      @PDR1285@PDR12852 ай бұрын

  • Brilliantly executed Jimmy! You're the best!

    @concernednetizen975@concernednetizen9752 ай бұрын

  • 5:30 that i wink of messy 😂❤

    @aveeeabbasi7787@aveeeabbasi7787Ай бұрын

  • RDJ was, keep it moving

    @yourstruly2492@yourstruly24922 ай бұрын

    • You guys get offended on behalf of people so easy.

      @roblo9313@roblo93132 ай бұрын

    • @@roblo9313when did stating a fact become “getting offended”? You could literally read his lips saying exactly that.

      @ChrisW228@ChrisW2282 ай бұрын

  • Not enough comments here about that dog. What a cutie.

    @billyok779@billyok7792 ай бұрын

    • IKR!!!!

      @kathybyerly7904@kathybyerly79042 ай бұрын

    • Don't call Margot a dog.

      @nicholaswhorley8343@nicholaswhorley83432 ай бұрын

    • ​@@nicholaswhorley8343 Wait...he said the dog was a cutie. 🤔

      @JoeNarbaiz@JoeNarbaiz2 ай бұрын

    • Meh!! It's a dog.....

      @tselengbotlhole750@tselengbotlhole7502 ай бұрын

    • Sadly the real dog couldn't make it to the ceremony

      @heisen-bones@heisen-bones2 ай бұрын

  • Need ricky Gervais

    @barrybhagwandeen2353@barrybhagwandeen23532 ай бұрын

  • So incredibly happy and PROUD to see a Native American woman nominated for best actress. She is an inspiration. ❤

    @jenawagner6475@jenawagner64752 ай бұрын

    • Hope it leads to a great career for her. And she doesn't ALWAYS have to play a native American, Hollywood. They have all kinds of jobs, y'know.

      @leighcochran7303@leighcochran73032 ай бұрын

    • and how!

      @richardknapp8322@richardknapp83222 ай бұрын

  • "...your guess is a good as mine..." That is Greek for George! LOL!

    @meredithmacinnis1237@meredithmacinnis12372 ай бұрын

  • Ryan let’s go camping together and not tell our wives. Okay I laughed

    @MrJimheeren@MrJimheeren2 ай бұрын

    • Me too. He delivered it with an unexpected intensity and earnestness

      @andrewt9128@andrewt91282 ай бұрын

    • Is that a brokeback mountain reference??

      @Rash23215@Rash232152 ай бұрын

  • Jodi Foster looks amazing !! ❤

    @mayberelevant3237@mayberelevant32372 ай бұрын

    • She old

      @mike.1@mike.12 ай бұрын

    • ​@@mike.1so? Everyone ages. She looks amazing. Bet you don't look as good as her when you get to her age. If you do.

      @fionamackie3357@fionamackie33572 ай бұрын

    • @@mike.1you can’t talk. If we’re being factual.

      @infinite3joy@infinite3joy2 ай бұрын

  • That broke back mountain reference 😂

    @donalokeeffe7504@donalokeeffe75042 ай бұрын

  • As a German i feel offended personally

    @Philmaster07@Philmaster072 ай бұрын

    • It was a joke.

      @cstiles2124@cstiles2124Ай бұрын

  • Lets go camping together Ryan 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    @Denbub@Denbub2 ай бұрын

    • ..."and not tell our wives!"

      @clqudy4750@clqudy47502 ай бұрын

    • not funny

      @daviddaniels8@daviddaniels82 ай бұрын

    • Yeah. Except Kimmel was quite serious.

      @danadavis917@danadavis9172 ай бұрын

    • It was like a reference ?

      @alexwest5258@alexwest52582 ай бұрын

    • @@alexwest5258no. It was a joke lol but I’m sure he’d go camping with him. Who wouldn’t 😂

      @Andy_Babb@Andy_Babb2 ай бұрын

  • Lmao the dig at companies with the "look at these beautiful *human* actors"

    @beaq6755@beaq67552 ай бұрын

  • RDJ literally saved this man's monologue. He is sooooo lucky he was a support crutch on those lines

    @adammaas7544@adammaas75442 ай бұрын

  • Jimmy does a fantastic job acknowledging the actors and praising them and roasting them afterwards

    @Adam-og9gp@Adam-og9gp2 ай бұрын

  • RDJ handled that inappropriate "high" joke well.

    @philip1718@philip17182 ай бұрын

    • agree. Thought Kimmel did a good job, but really hated that joke. Hopefully he got RDJ's permission beforehand.

      @maryem9225@maryem92252 ай бұрын

    • he jokes about it himself all the time

      @burnacco@burnacco2 ай бұрын

    • Some of his jokes were kinda mean. But let's go with acerbic.

      @Ottee2@Ottee22 ай бұрын

    • it's a show business bruh. only will doesnt understand. lol

      @EntoSanto@EntoSanto2 ай бұрын

    • They’re good friends that’s why.

      @Sus.e.q.1107@Sus.e.q.11072 ай бұрын

  • The intro of the union folks was a really classy thing to do.

    @mojo500100@mojo5001002 ай бұрын

    • and about time too! they couldn't do their jobs without all the workers on set,

      @chrissy1088@chrissy10882 ай бұрын

  • The Germany joke was pretty bad.

    @user-is2kb9kq8i@user-is2kb9kq8i2 ай бұрын

    • as usual, it is soooo boring...

      @muncangel5993@muncangel59932 ай бұрын

  • The Oscars just keeps getting worst, Used to never miss it, now wouldn't bother

    @Aces77777@Aces777772 ай бұрын

  • RDJ took it on the nose! So much respect for the man!

    @ChadBest-ug8uo@ChadBest-ug8uo2 ай бұрын

    • RDK or RDJ?

      @amyreynolds3619@amyreynolds36192 ай бұрын

    • Jim seemed to be coming on to guys in audience and hard stomp RDJ

      @dianadailey9700@dianadailey97002 ай бұрын

    • 😂😂😂

      @easymoneysniper9013@easymoneysniper90132 ай бұрын

    • *up the nose

      @mummyjohn@mummyjohn2 ай бұрын

  • RDJ handled that so well. Will Smith should be taking notes

    @vsrrn67@vsrrn672 ай бұрын

    • Kimmel also was talking about Nolan seeing porn and his wife was right beside him. Imagine the embarrassment

      @killersgrave@killersgrave2 ай бұрын

    • Cringy....🤨

      @kellyjohnson6889@kellyjohnson68892 ай бұрын

    • @@killersgrave oh jesus he's not a prince of persia calm down

      @humournoir7316@humournoir73162 ай бұрын

    • @@humournoir7316 Who? Nolan? All I'm saying is he's commited. It's gross to say such things. I understand it's a joke but jokes need to have limits.

      @killersgrave@killersgrave2 ай бұрын

    • @@killersgrave not Nolan, you girl

      @humournoir7316@humournoir73162 ай бұрын

  • JK hosting this is very telling of where Hollywood is right now. If it isn't Ricky Gervais who gives a f**k?

    @duuuuude1526@duuuuude15262 ай бұрын

  • Jimmy Kimmel is that Man !! He spoke up when no one didn't, stood up when everyone sat down , 💪🤝

    @johngonzo9671@johngonzo96712 ай бұрын

  • That first fraction of a second the camera captured Lily Gladstone-she's so stunning. I kept mentally willing the camera to go back to her and just... Stay there. Captivating 🤩

    @TabethaAurochs@TabethaAurochs2 ай бұрын

    • She’s beautiful and her dress and earrings were stunning too

      @Erin.56@Erin.562 ай бұрын

  • “Now she’s 20yrs too old to be his girlfriend” 😮😂

    @Onobentz@Onobentz2 ай бұрын

    • Sad but true 😢

      @mayberelevant3237@mayberelevant32372 ай бұрын

    • 😛 brattyyyyyy

      @ahill4642@ahill46422 ай бұрын

    • Calling out creepy old men is always welcome. 😅 though I guess if everyone’s over 30, it’s not that bad. I also think Tina and Amy’s Gravity joke will always be the best

      @JDMimeTHEFIRST@JDMimeTHEFIRST2 ай бұрын

    • Men like younger chicks. Are women creepy for wanting older men?

      @szn1580@szn15802 ай бұрын

    • ​@@szn1580depends. Usually women are in it money.

      @friedrice7876@friedrice78762 ай бұрын

  • Wow that robert downey segment really bombed

    @patrickmartin72@patrickmartin722 ай бұрын

  • bringing up RDJ's past is such a cheap trick.

    @geekp17@geekp172 ай бұрын

  • Tonight should be a lesson for will Smith on how to be civil even when a joke is getting too personal.awesome gentleman Robert Downey.way to go.and heartiest congratulations!

    @senguptasayn@senguptasayn2 ай бұрын

    • Maybe some people should learn lessons from Will Smith.

      @prasad9002@prasad90022 ай бұрын

    • Don’t be ridiculous. Jimmy and Robert have been joking about this on Jimmy’s show for years. Chris Rock, however, had a history of being nasty to Will and Jada. Plus, a 30 year ago addiction is very different to a current disease.

      @naylas3908@naylas39082 ай бұрын

  • That RDJ joke didn’t hit at all. It’s high time people move on from the past.

    @marjukkhan3499@marjukkhan34992 ай бұрын

    • Nicely done

      @cleverusername9369@cleverusername93692 ай бұрын

    • 😂

      @WhoIsElKabong@WhoIsElKabong2 ай бұрын

    • I didn’t like it, thought it was unnecessary. He’s been clean so long now & doing great, but he took it well .

      @lindalawson5517@lindalawson55172 ай бұрын

    • RDJ already confirmed in the post-oscar interview that the joke was pre-approved ahead of time by him. All these people online just freaking out over nothing. He isn't that fragile lol.

      @joneill8619@joneill86192 ай бұрын

    • I’ll say! Get some new material already.

      @ahill4642@ahill46422 ай бұрын

  • this is an example of a what flat monologue is

    @astagareji@astagareji2 ай бұрын

  • Everyone's talking about the RDJ joke but that Germany from com joke was flat out painful to watch.

    @user-rz5xu7tz9k@user-rz5xu7tz9k2 ай бұрын

    • yea, this joke was just completely inappropriate.

      @meribel2926@meribel29262 ай бұрын

    • I find it very funny. :)

      @patricedecourcy4505@patricedecourcy45052 ай бұрын

    • @@meribel2926 Nah, not really. Get some sense of humour :-)

      @Rand0mN0rwegianGuy@Rand0mN0rwegianGuy2 ай бұрын

    • Which minute?

      @Julia25120@Julia251202 ай бұрын

    • Both were bad but yes that rom com Germany joke was cringeworthy

      @Erin.56@Erin.562 ай бұрын

  • Class act with the real workers coming out at the end for a well deserved standing ovation. 👏🏽👏🏽

    @dragonqueen3027@dragonqueen30272 ай бұрын

  • Remember when Queen performed for the opening! It was great!

    @shecandance9500@shecandance95002 ай бұрын

  • There's a difference in joking and making fun of ppl Kimmel.

    @natal1a87@natal1a872 ай бұрын

  • RDJ was not feeling it and I don't blame him. First joke was fine but going in was much. Can't wait to see him win tho 🙌🏼

    @AA-qb7ni@AA-qb7ni2 ай бұрын

    • But at least he kept it cool and handled it like a champ, he could've slapped Kimmel if he wanted too 😂

      @BryanCostner@BryanCostner2 ай бұрын

    • Honestly I don't think he was either. I mean I don't know RDJ personally obviously lmao just a fan from the outside. But I've seen enough interviews of him when he is uncomfortable lol. Homes didn't like that all, he handled it gracefully as possible. It was a whack joke. But RDJ can take a moment to also laugh at himself (so it seems) but I'm sure he was like oof lol

      @s0ulvibes_@s0ulvibes_2 ай бұрын

    • and he won!

      @cornfield5253@cornfield52532 ай бұрын

    • ​@cornfield5253 and I'm glad he did. I'm so proud of him

      @s0ulvibes_@s0ulvibes_2 ай бұрын

    • Who gives a fk! The joke wasn't malicious. Get over it.

      @Commenting800@Commenting8002 ай бұрын

  • Partial standing ovation 😂

    @shugssss@shugssss2 ай бұрын

  • That Oscar monologue had a lot of heart, sting and hilarity. Good job Jimmy!

    @michaelsauls1142@michaelsauls11422 ай бұрын

  • Fun Fact: Margot Robie is a metal head and loves Slipknot. When Corey Taylor surprised hr with a video chat, she was star struck.

    @Godric_71@Godric_712 ай бұрын

    • Everybody knows that by now…

      @synhet84@synhet842 ай бұрын

    • @@synhet84 I didn’t!

      @Rand0mN0rwegianGuy@Rand0mN0rwegianGuy2 ай бұрын

  • RDJ tapping his nose and everyone knowing immediately, risky and distasteful joke and it was taken well 😂.

    @kr6productions@kr6productions2 ай бұрын

    • what does it mean can you explain

      @nameism7md@nameism7md2 ай бұрын

    • does it have anything to do with his addiction on coke

      @nameism7md@nameism7md2 ай бұрын

    • does it have anything with his previous addiction

      @nameism7md@nameism7md2 ай бұрын

    • @@nameism7md yes, it's about his coke addiction. To which since recovery he's always made jokes about it and shared how it changed his life.

      @kr6productions@kr6productions2 ай бұрын

    • I think he was saying the joke was too on the nose and not a very good one@@kr6productions

      @RemmyNHL@RemmyNHL2 ай бұрын

  • The RDJ joke fell flat. Even RDJ didn’t know how to facial expression for that one. And Jodie Foster looks incredible. Actually she should’ve won for Nyad. If she and DeNiro both won that would’ve been a full circle moment. Loved the end of this. The best part. Acknowledging the behind the scenes crew as you rarely hear that. And the fact that the whole place stood up and cheered shows the actors are well aware of it. They are working with them side by side for months on end.

    @beachstreet101@beachstreet1012 ай бұрын

  • Jimmy was trying hard to be the next Ricky Gervais but that RDJ joke was weak as hell.

    @stevemuzak8526@stevemuzak85262 ай бұрын

  • RDJ kept it classy.

    @Prism_ism@Prism_ism2 ай бұрын

  • Boy did Kimmel bomb with that rectangular pocket joke

    @ViziaFilms@ViziaFilms2 ай бұрын

    • Yeah… that one was maybe *too* crude :P although it’s all a bit subjective obviously. But it wasn’t even remotely funny either tbh lol, kinda like “…uh, ok” hahah

      @Rand0mN0rwegianGuy@Rand0mN0rwegianGuy2 ай бұрын

    • @@Rand0mN0rwegianGuy exactly and Robert Downey Jr's reaction said it all " Like WTF?? " loll

      @ViziaFilms@ViziaFilms2 ай бұрын

    • Or porn joke about Nolan 🤦🏼‍♀️

      @evasirova3985@evasirova39852 ай бұрын

    • I freely admit that I don't get the joke, and am scrolling comments hoping someone explains it. Blame public schooling, i guess?

      @wittynicknamehere@wittynicknamehere2 ай бұрын

    • @@wittynicknamehereit’s a common joke, “is that a rocket in ur pocket or are u just happy to see me”

      @Nxrthluvsyou@Nxrthluvsyou2 ай бұрын

  • It’s hard to imagine so much vile & evilness packed into one building. It’s like the U.N.!!

    @professorhoratiohufnagel1341@professorhoratiohufnagel13412 ай бұрын

  • I was waiting for some Matt Damon joke😅

    @ishitaumraniya8002@ishitaumraniya80022 ай бұрын

  • I been waiting for Jim Carrey to host this ceremony for years. They’d all get f***ed.

    @singuensful@singuensful2 ай бұрын

    • Where has she disappeared off to?

      @HH-gv8mx@HH-gv8mx2 ай бұрын

    • ​@@HH-gv8mxhe's been saying how disgusting Hollywood has been for years now

      @GodWeenSatan@GodWeenSatan2 ай бұрын

    • Jim retired!

      @jcoopes5604@jcoopes56042 ай бұрын

    • Did he ever get remarried after Jenny McCarthy?

      @HH-gv8mx@HH-gv8mx2 ай бұрын

    • Yeah... you're right. Jimmy's not half as bad though. imo

      @xy6845@xy68452 ай бұрын

  • Great job giving it up to the people who move the gears and levers for Hollywood. Well done Jimmy!

    @ericksalgado8058@ericksalgado80582 ай бұрын

  • Oh, look, a room full of clones, witches, warlocks, and reptiles. 😂

    @user-kf7cg2fm6f@user-kf7cg2fm6f2 ай бұрын

    • Oh, look, a smooth-brain

      @m1l1t1am1ke@m1l1t1am1ke2 ай бұрын

  • where to see full show??

    @AbdullahQumper@AbdullahQumper2 ай бұрын

  • That Foster & de niro joke was so apt

    @user-yn1zc6wd4s@user-yn1zc6wd4s2 ай бұрын

  • "When Taxi was shot in 1976 Jodi Foster was young enough to be DeNiro's daughter. Now she's 20 years too old to be his girlfriend!" 😂

    @BlacksBeachBoogieBurner@BlacksBeachBoogieBurner2 ай бұрын

    • 😂😂

      @MaDFroG88@MaDFroG882 ай бұрын

  • his memory and stage presence is amazing! i think this is the best Oscar show intro i've seen so far.

    @VeNuS2910@VeNuS29102 ай бұрын

  • Well then Killers of the Flower Moon is called a romcom in the US I guess..

    @aMJm96@aMJm962 ай бұрын

  • I love that they showed the workers.

    @Raether608@Raether6082 ай бұрын

  • RDJ handled that well. That said Jimmy showing appreciation for Barbie was great. They all should have been nominated

    @mattmanley7118@mattmanley71182 ай бұрын

    • Jimmy was wrong for that RDJ joke. Addiction not funny but RDJ handled it well.

      @janferg278@janferg2782 ай бұрын

    • @@janferg278 when was his addiction anyway? I don’t think about him when I think about drugs. I think about Charlie Sheen!

      @HH-gv8mx@HH-gv8mx2 ай бұрын

    • nah

      @aymoji9479@aymoji94792 ай бұрын

    • @@janferg278 My problem with Kimmel, usually is - only that although it *can* be pretty funny, he should honestly just leave all of the US politics-related stuff out of the Oscars - because even though it can be pretty funny, as I said, it just riles up people and angers people waaaay too much, I mean it’s just such incredibly divisive topics; and I seriously fear that the Oscars often will lose big audiences because of it tbh. Look, I get that that’s his “schtick”, but he should do that more on his talkshow instead, if he wants to, and then keep it a bit more on “the downlow” tbh whenever he’s doing these big Oscar monologues etc. Just imo.

      @Rand0mN0rwegianGuy@Rand0mN0rwegianGuy2 ай бұрын

    • @@HH-gv8mx when he did the movie Less Than Zero he was on hard core drugs cocaine and other drugs it took rehab and his wife who helped him get back from that nightmare

      @janferg278@janferg2782 ай бұрын

  • WOW WHAT A SET! OH! All of them. Great job at the OSCARS , and the lighting fantastic.

    @stephenclickard9428@stephenclickard94282 ай бұрын

  • After the writers strike, the writers need to step it up.

    @brianmelendy1194@brianmelendy11942 ай бұрын

  • It wasn't that bad like some are trying to make it out to be. Robert handled it well. Stupid jokes from Jimmy. He shook it off well

    @ryoku79@ryoku792 ай бұрын

    • Jimmy Kimmel is no longer funny

      @chiendinh-je2xi@chiendinh-je2xi2 ай бұрын

    • I'm more on appreciating RDJ in handling the joke in a class and comedic way

      @BryanCostner@BryanCostner2 ай бұрын

    • ​@@chiendinh-je2xi no longer?

      @nanashi7779@nanashi77792 ай бұрын

    • Just dream😂 ​@@chiendinh-je2xi

      @emceenayronaks@emceenayronaks2 ай бұрын

    • I'm guessing he's not writing them... Just delivers what he gets given.

      @kakman1958@kakman19582 ай бұрын

  • Nice to point out the real workers, the people behind the scenes that make it all go.

    @sneifert1968@sneifert19682 ай бұрын
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