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So he fired Cyclops and Wolverine so he could get at Jean? Sounds legit.
0:27
Emperor Palpatine what?
Eliminate competition. He is smart.
He fired literally everyone.
Would you? 😝
"You know how Rogue has that white streak in her hair? Have you ever wanted one of those?" lmao!
It's strictly organic
+Sinneric Best pickup line ever! xD
+Sinneric Professor X to Rogue: "If you do see Hair Dye Man, go ahead and take the glove off and touch him and let him die, 'cause I'm tired of the whole "Bride of Frankenstein" thing."
+Sinneric Best line EVER !!!!!
Now I got it
she looks way more like jean grey than all the actresses who have played her in the movies.
vasalem omg yes
i really liked Famke Janssen.
vasalem yyyy
How so, you know what Jean Grey looks like?
thereign We all know what she looks like. She is all over the X-Men comic books.
This skit NEVER gets old. Even in 2021 I still die laughing when he reads Jean’s mind
same, I remember this while i was working, couldn't stop laughing.
Same here
These are all fantastic. I binge them all at least once a year. I don’t know if the show was good overall back in the day but these skits they put on KZhead are phenomenal
OH FUCK YOU! They were dicks!
Even in 2023!!
"If you want this F to be an A, you need to let me F you in the A." Brilliant. :D
Bindair Dundat he's Pete Holmes what did u expect
😂😂😂 indeed. Great delivery.
That part and this one just after; Jean: How about you F off! You know I have a boyfriend. Professor: Yes! Cyclop, the Ray-band-wearing tool! Jean: You know we're very much in love. Professor: Oh! Are you !? 'Cause I've seen you many times in the Halls with: Wolverine . Jean: It's complicated Professor: Oh! Thanks for reading parts of your Facebook page. Me: that guy is just killing me lol.
This is the best line ever.
LMAO 🤣🤣🤣
This Professor X is a lot more interesting than the original...
Yeah, He has pick up lines that can last for days.
Envy Noson He's got quite the m i n d for them... Eh?
I thought he was the original
The31YearOldVirgin Actually in the comic books he was totally a dirty pervert obsessed with Jean
nah, that he has the hotts for his basicly daughter starting when she still was pretty youngh is canon in some storyline of the comics . . . .
"IT'S COMPLICATED" ooh thank for reading part of your Facebook page 😂😂😂
The writing on these is only surpassed by his comedic timing. These are pure gold!
I don't think I can take the X-men movies seriously after watching these. xD
The weird thing is that Professor X actually had feelings for Jean Gray in some of the comics 💀
You took them seriously before? Nerd
Hugh tube lol fucking loser (watches C-Span)
“Remember when they rated pornos?” Lmao
Who needs the X-Men movies with this!
“Come back when you’re, The Phoenix! You won’t be the only thing rising...” LMFAO!
M...ah, she gets it.
"or Professor XXX if you prefer. Remember when they rated pornos?" underrated joke
Fun fact: They mostly didn't rate pornos. While X was a legitimate rating for movies, and was reserved for anything harder than "R", it was only really used for more mainstream movies. (Until they came out with NC-17) XXX was just something porno makers put on their movies to make people think they were super hardcore.
Actually it’s a rated joke
His face and tone when he said: "IT WAS DICKS" ...I'm still crying of laughter
“Get it out of my brain!”
The way he delivered that line was hilarious
OHHF8CKkk YOUUUUU IT-WAS-DICKKS!! 😱 🤣🤣🤣
How did he know the correct term of that sexual act as "docking"?! looks like the professor was experimenting more than just drugs in the 70's lmao
god i wish i could do that to people
pete holmes is one of the most underrated comedians. truly talented
He's a millionaire. Not underrated.
@@tylerpearce7780 I doubt he is a millionaire
@@anthonygordon9483 I hate being "that guy" but.. Pete Holmes net worth: Pete Holmes is an American comedian, actor, producer, writer, and podcaster who has a net worth of $4 million. Pete Holmes. Net Worth: $4 Million I was a little surprised too,for what it's worth.
@@jamesmyers8711 He must sell out seats in his stand ups. With the type of national recognition he has, I can definitely see him making that on stand ups. The show only lasted a season so I am not sure if anyone can make that much on one season alone. But he seems like a guy that knows how to manage his money. He doesn't seem too flamboyant with his money. He definitely dresses like a middle class worker. lol.
That's why Conan produced his show.
1:15 - "Young lady, if you want this F to be an A, you need to let me F you in your A." One of the best lines I've ever heard in my life. Period.
How about you *F-OFF*
You must not have heard many lines then, bro.
Yu must be 14 then
Update: Still one of the greatest lines.
@@KillMeNext No one cares, nerd.
"Its complicated" "Thanks for reading me part of your facebook page" Totally underrated savagery...
She can easily replace Amber Heard in Aquaman 2, and any other Mera appearance in the DCEU.
Agreed
A new mutant hero is born, The Docker.
Is he gay ?
i dont get it
Is it just me or is the weirdest thing in this that Professor X knows what Docking is?
Docker who
They should have used this woman to play Grey in the real movies! She's hot
Nah.
Hot but a crap actress.
kashattack I really don't find her attractive but to each his own.
EJA Paraguin She is better looking than the chick in the movies!
I don't get it. She isn't ugly... but I don't find myself attracted to her. Shes just meh to me.
This Professor X is most likely one of "The Boys" target.
Hahaha
He discards his superheroes just as callously as Vought does as well
He looks and sounds like Dr. Evil pretending to be Professor X lmfao XD
I don't usually quote lines from videos on youtube, but I absolutely have to quote this one: "Please, call me professor sex."
"remember when they rated pornos'?"
The way he delivers these lines are hilarious
Lmao or xxx🤣
you mean you've never quoted the ever famous "YO MAMA" ... Get in the car!
"Oh FUCK YOU, It was DICKS. And they were touching!" This made my laugh so much I cried
Joe Lockwood absolutely, i wish someone would make it into reaction gif
+Joe Lockwood GET IT OUT OF MY BRAIN!
your comment did same thing to me
+Joe Lockwood Me too!! I am still drying the tears
Joe Lockwood me too!!! Lmao
Such a beautiful woman. She actually loosk more Jean Grey than actresses in the movies lol
This is one of the funniest things I have ever seen. The writing is genius. Delivery is second to none. Every line is hilarious!!!!
I LOVE THESE SO MUCH.
Hey Nathan
ManyMannys ayyeee
Hey I'm subscribed
AND I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS SO MUCH
Nathan! I guess good minds think alike (and have the same interests in videos)!
Professor X tries to convince Jean Grey to ditch Wolverine and Cyclops and hook up with him instead.
Looking forward to the outtakes on that one.
Hilarious, as always.
"I believe they call that 'docking.'"
"I'm a teacher, good!. Let's go with that" GENIUS!!
Awesome video Pete! Love all the sketches you make,and even the ones you just act in! Even like you doing interviews, however some of those actors aren't as fun,and thus some of the stuff is boring sometimes... But your sketches are just pure comedy gold!
Who's still watching this in 2024???
2026. 😉
"Come back when you're the phoenix, you won't be the only thing rising" 😂 he's got some great one liners
This guy deserves alot more subscribers, these are one of the best parody type videos i've ever seen!
He has his own television show.
yeah, well that's why i'm shocked people don't subscribe to his channel here on youtube..
FunWithToms Give subs to people who actually deserve it alright, its like giving charity to Donald Trump
***** Had.
ConradInternational Haha he doesn't have his show anymore? lol
Actually, it is accurate according to the comics. Professor X did like Jean when she was 15!
So he's Professor X...Offender?
He also slept with emma
Been telepath change the meaning of intimacy and learning to know the other.
@@micp4130 To be fair, no man in their right mind would not fall for Jean. He may be the professor, but he's still a man.
So he is a pedo thats sick.
"Remember when they rated pornos?" 😆😆😆
Charles : "For you, Jean, anything." Me: Who is Eugene?
someone very dear to ALL of us. love ya Eugene! seriously...anything for Eugene!
"Shag? Is that because nobody has wanted it since the 70's?"
The three greatest portrayal of Professor X: Patrick Stewart, James Mcavoy, and Pete Holmes
We miss this Pete Holmes
The funny thing is, that in the Ultimate comics, Professor X really hit on Jean Grey 😂
the last one of these skits should bring back all the ex-men prof X has kicked out and have them all gang up and kick him out.
Sorry man but this is the last ex-men skit as The Pete Holmes officially signs off the air this thursday with its final episode.
Boris B wait, he's not going to be on anymore? why? are his ratings going down or something?
***** TBS has officially cancelled the show last month due to the ratings and this is the final week.
Steven Escareno due to low Ratings TBS cancelled the show last month resulting this week his final week.
damn that sucks, and i actually liked his show too. I especially loved all the comedy bits involving the x-men, street fighter, and those realistic popeye and mario stuff that he did. those were funny as hell. I'm sad to see him go...:( Well i hope he lands on his feet
she's insanely hot
@** i feel sad if you think that. But to most guys, shes hot
Love the resting bitch face tho lmao
what is her name
She kind of looks like my wife.
@@angnaangna7916 deanna russo
Never heard of Pete Holmes before but if he wrote all or most of the dialogue in this skits then the man is brilliant.
He is brilliant nonetheless. I urge you to watch his content.
Pete holmes has got to be one of the funniest guys out there....and his humor is out there.
I love these Ex-Men skits! Damn Deanna is unbelievably attractive and funny.
She was even hotter in Knight Rider
I've seen this at least a dozen times and it's still hilarious
So that's what Kevin Feige looks like without the cap.
Damn
Boom...... mushroom explosion
Deanna Russo is an absolute ROCKET
I absolutely lost it when Professor X wanted to give Jean his version of Rogue's organic white streak.....
But isn't that kinda explain why dark phionex saga happened
Jean went rogue
"Come back when you're Pheonix! You won't be the only thing that's rising!" - I died :')
And came back
KZhead recommendations 2014: No way near yet 2015: Still no way near yet 2016: Just a bit more longer 2017: Almost there 2018: Need a little extra time 2019: Yes, just in time for Dark Phoenix
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very original comment
But this has been a popular video for years -_-
Ballin Hamster yeah but after all the x men movie trailers I’ve seen over the years and only recently it appears on my recommendations
I discovered it in late 2020(October)😤 I wish I discovered it in 2014
Great writing here. This was well written and very well acted. Awesome!
LOL The Unrated Magic Mike
If you want your F to be an A you need to let me "F" you in your "A"...FLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
***** When I was a young troll It was called Snoodling
LOL Jean controls professor x makes him say sorry but he acts like he's still in her mind control thing lol
Fuck Unrated Magic Mike Lets get the Unrated of this Vid Vivacious Shag vs Ginger Minge with extra emphasis on teh minge ^-^
''Young lady, if you want this F to be an A, you need to let me F you in your A'' best joke I've ever heard XD
"it's complicated" "thank you for reading part of your Facebook page"
Pete Homes is still one of the funniest people out there to me.
She actually looks more like Jean Grey than Famke Janssen. Must be because of her green eyes which is one of Jean's defining traits
Eye color hardly informs how much one person looks like a character.
tehmaimed it blows my mind how many people say this lmfao the comics jean is basically any generic redhead
@@casperchristensen8354 Eyes are the window to the soul.
These are hilarious, I can't wait for more to come out
The funny part is that some people don’t realize that Professor X was actually in love with Jean at one point in the comics
Who hasn't at this point?
Dirty Bastard
This is the best one out of all of them 😂😂😂
I died at "F to an A , F you in the A"
When she look inside his mind there was a clip of her licking his bald head LOL!
I think she was tonguing his ear. Close enough, though. :-) (Six-year-late reply is six years late, I know.)
His voice and acting would be perfect for Team Four Star Actually kind of reminds if Mr Popo
This man deserve a million subs!
and that is how she became the Phoenix
Jean's head whipping back was hilarious. This is an awesome bit, virtually infinite material. Bravo. Please keep the show going!
Dear god these are amazing just found your channel today.
This actress is just so easy on the eyes. Absolutely ravishing!
“Remember when they rated pornos?” I died.
This is the funniest one so far. A master piece. You'll only get it if you have read the comic story. It's very interesting.
The scene when he peeks into jenes mind was a 10/10😂😂
Why, oh why did you stop doing this stuff, Pete Holmes?!! Your series are absolutely hilarious!
"If you want this F to be an A, you need to let me F you in your A" I just spit coffee out everywhere XD
Finally someone caught that joke.
How funny would it be to have Patrick Stewart do this.
A great level of professionalism.pete laughs at everything.
You should see his cameo in Extras. Here's a clip: kzhead.info/sun/ecuYk9uBaIqgZ4U/bejne.html
Patrick Stewart would probably do it, he’s surprisingly twisted!
"the carpet does not match the drapes" omfg hilarious
lol, this skit is actually the closest to being accurate from the comics. Xavier really is in love with Jean Grey. I mean, who the fuck isnt?
The White Streak was the best line, haha
1# of the greatest shows that I have seen 😀
Who’s still watching this in 2023?
I watching in 2024
me too
2024
2024
2024
When I began the animated series, I accidentally shipped this for about 5 minutes. But anyway, hilarious video as usual. I love this series so much!
the Xmen universe was always really daunting to get into but this series is actually teaching me quite a bit about the characters xP
What makes this even more messed up is ever since the original comics, when Jean was about 15, Professor X was attracted to her and acknowledged to himself that he knew it was wrong and unmoral
Oh, it's so much worse. Professor X told himself that his attraction was wrong not because Jean was underage or because he was her teacher, no. He told himself that it was wrong to be attracted to Jean because he was in a WHEELCHAIR! 1960s comic book writing at its best here, people!
this is genius. best clip I've seen in a long time
No hate on Famke Janssen, but this chick would've made a better Jean Grey
Looos I agree with you 100 percent!
+Wheel Man LOL, Frank?.... ;P
+Musabre Edited lol
Femke jensen is a bit ugly. She has a kinda manly face plus brown eyes, yuck
@@MybeautifulandamazingPrincess WTF is wrong w/ brown eyes? Idiot. You realize most movies NEVER match the source, right?
Makes me laugh every time I watch. Whole series is master-craft
This is the best one by far. Professor X's come-on attempts are much funnier than his insults.
1:15 thank you Pete Holmes. I'm now rolling on the floor.
Now I know what docking means. Thanks for teaching me something, Pete.
Man they need to make a new one! XD I already got a list of who I want to see Colossus, Beast, Psylocke, Cable, Forge, Morph, Banshee, Emma Frost, Shadow Cat, hell even Surge, Blink, Magma, Pixie, Magik and so on would be great to see xD to be perfectly honest do someone random like Polaris and it would make my day.
I understand the jokes but I still don't find them funny since Professor X is always in every video and he's as far from the original character as a rabbit is from a dinosaur. Does that make sense? Never mind, the point is that I'm unable to get a single sneeze out of these videos. I watch them out of curiosity but that's it.
Axel MokH how about deadpool
So many of these Arent really x-men.
This one is hands down still the best of the bunch.
“Oh oh I’m a teacher oh that’s good let’s role play” 😂😂
2:44 okay you've convinced me ..ah..I...yes, great fantastic Lmao!!!!
Honestly this Jean is a lot better than the movie.
Deanna Russo is attractive, and funny, and can act. Unlike Sophie Turner. Just an opinion.
I feel like 90 percent of these jokes would be average if it wasn't for the absolutely perfect delivery. Eg. 2:58
You are amazing I just watch this 4 times today.
Let's role play... I'm crying.
I think this is the funniest one, it also changed up the formula.
The Rogue white streak was priceless gold humor 😂
“I’m done hearing this. You’re ready to act, great.” 😂
The mind rape scene reminds me so much of Dredd.
You mean demolition man?
"If you want this F to be an A you have to let me F you in your A" I lost it.
Omg, i've missed this video for 8 years
Wish my comic book buddy was alive to see these.
She should've auditioned for the role. Much better Jean Grey than the last two