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I'm imagining all of them are joining Magneto's team after these videos.
Probably but this is biased iceman actually can't lose to fire easily he beat pyro remember ice shield kills that problem
Iceman is an Omega-level mutant (Prof. X, Jean Grey, etc.). I haven't read the comics in a long time but he's potentially (or was) one of the most powerful members. He has the latent ability to affect the ecosystem of an entire planet.
When he's fired the last one, Magneto rips open the wall of the of his office. He then sees the everyone he fired and Magneto says who the worthless bitch now
Of Legend I Am Born actually he’s beyond omega level. Honestly, he’s just shy of being as powerful as any reality Bender, considering he can control the atmosphere on a molecular level.
Most likely
“But Professor the ice that I make is-“ “What cold” I love how he delivers the line
Comedy Nerds: Hey, that's Zach from WKUK! Comic Nerds: Iceman is actually an Omega Level Mutant!!!
*WKUK
Yeah, its wkuk, guess your not a comedy nerd
@@crypticgaming3849 I'm a comedy nerd who occasionally makes typos.
THANK you. I couldn’t figure out where i knew him from. The LINE. LEADER.
Some people get mad at these sketches because they aren't on the same level as their nerd knowledge but the whole point is that they have to downplay the X-Men in a simplistic way so that the jokes can be understood by the majority of the audience.
The funny part is Iceman is actually an Omega level mutant.
CJ I was gonna say that
yeah there's a comic book where he freezes the hulk for a bit. Not many mutants can incapacitate the hulk. That was a situation where he did not want to kill the hulk...
My favorite
@Black Rod You mean flail around at the trees screaming "where did I come from?!"
@@nathanielroberts7282 "MOTORCYCLES ARE MADE OF GLASS AND TUBES!!!"
i feel like in the final episode they are going to reveal that xavier is actually mystique trying to dismantle the xmen from the inside
Get this guy a script
Kirbae but then Jean Grey scene
This is just comedy I don't think that there is a big plot twist like that. It's not even necessary, it is dumb
@@firehawk8521 Mystique is a dirty bitch. And she's used a penis before.
@@Chief_Bill you could turn that into a sketch. These guys could easily do it
"I have you on speedial as: the bitch who can make my drink a little better." 😂
Ngl that’s what I’ve been calling ice man for a while now
Bobby: "Ok... but, professor the ice that I make is-" Professor: "What? Cold?" LOL
I return to these videos every once in a while and they're still so good. so packed with funny, witty and absurd details!
Like what?
I do the same. "A man who's weakness is room temperature." Great. Just great. And that's his first diss. LoL
And to have pete serenade me with that hauntingly beautiful rendition of Kiss From a Rose. Brings a tear to my eye and a trickle of blood to my ear.
I do believe that Pete Holmes has shown us the greatest rendition of "Kiss From a Rose" ever. His nonsensical top-of-the-lungs shouting of "My powuh my pleaa my pay!" really sold me on his version.
embrezar well said
embrezar There's no such thing as a good rendition of Kiss From a Rose
I heard Seal is doing it his way now.
I beg to differ. That Batman Forever soundtrack was the best thing to come out of that movie.
It sucked. No one laughed.
Kryptonite? Right.... Marvel....
CantFightTheSystem DF actually DC comics lol
Lil Kolombo that's what professor x says...
Lil Kolombo Professor X says, "right, Marvel" in a way that breaks the fourth wall here, as that is the company and technical universe that the X Men exist in, so the things that exist in the DC universes that don't exist in this universe, don't exist in the Marvel Universe unless there is some sort of crossover in the comics. I feel like there haven't been too many of those though.
+Lil Kolombo He's not saying it like that's where kryptonite is from, hes saying it like "Oh right, we're in marvel"
Somebody don't get the joke LOL
When he dropped the "BAAAAYYYYYBAAAAHHHH" it was like finally scratching that itch 😲🤤🤣
Still love how long he keeps the Seal bit going. Gonna be stuck in my head too, Professor
"Did you name yourself?" "Yes, I did." "*half-laughs* Good job." Absolute fire
Fire which would kill him.
Have some Ice for your burn... man.
@@Lodogg No need. Ice man is the bitch who can make your drink a little better. Surely he can make plenty of ice. Lol.
"That's your kryptonite?" "Kryptonite?" "Oh right, Marvel..." XD
What's he from???
+Alfredo Gonzalez right
Then he sings kiss from a rose from a batman movie lol
interesting how a comic book managed to create an idiom (or whatever it's in English) that is likely to last a hundred years
DC not marvel
"MAH POW-R-R-R, MAH PLEZ-U-R-R, MAH PAY-N-N-N!!! 😂 1:42 -- me laughing uncontrollably for the remainder of the video with the singing.
"BEE-BAY!!!"
Catches that kryptonite isn't Marvel, but then launches into a Batman theme song.... ❤❤❤❤❤❤
I can't believe there wasn't even one Vanilla Ice joke.
Fuck that guy
Allen Cardenas he’s the best white rapper ever
Emilio Pena I can’t believe you could just disrespect Mark Wahlberg like that.
@@MereImitation 😂😂😂
I bet Pete's probably kickin himself about that lol
The fact that Iceman can keep a straight face during the Seal bit deserves an Oscar
Nothing about iceman is straight
i would love to see the outtakes for this one
@@TOAOM123everything about iceman is straight.
That's Zach Cregger for ya.
"If I wanted a useless bald guy standing around when we are in a fight, I would have hired........." Icemen should have said --"Yourself" Seriously Xaviar never gets involved, he stays at headquarters and gives out missions to his students.
Well, no, cos that woulda been a crippled joke, and very insensitive.
He could've killed him...with his mind.
Xavier can’t stand though.
Xavier is an asshole.
If he could walk I'm sure he'd go out on more missions with them.... Then again I know nothing about the comics, maybe he did go out before being a cripple
"Weakness - room temperature" bit was unexpected🤣🤣🤣
I lost it after he started singing Kiss From A Rose 😂😭
right marvel..... that line is just awesome
"There was a nice way of doing this..." 😂😂😂 "and did ya kno"💀
Pete singing seal killed it for me lol. He messes up by saying kryptonite early on then picks the theme song from batman forever. I love how he's about to lose it the whole time singing. Thanks for recommending these again yt
Omg its Zach from WKYK
***** Holy shit, it *IS* him! I haven't seen him in years. *shiver* Weird sensation. He got older. How did that happen?
Right! So cool to see him here!
Gigatless WKUK*
yeah i was so excited but then he basically didnt have any lines :(
Wkyk?
when he started singing kiss from a rose, i started fucking crying.
2:32 gets me EVERYTIME... "BABYYYY!!!!!!"
same 😂
Kryptonite, then singing the batman forever theme song. So funny
"Did you name yourself?" "... y-yes." "Good job...!"
How the fucks did they cancel this genius?
+Cj Right?
Because the audience he relate to is NOT consistent TV viewers
+Gifted Ciircuz true! people like him will never get hbo success.
Gifted Ciircuz exactly, his most caring audience is us here on the internet
I think he already fired everyone.
i like how iceman just LET it GO there
YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!
Bahaha
I hope he'll find a job soon or his bank account will be Frozen
Broke the Internet with that comment.
Ramiro Galletti baddum-tsssss
I just bought lost it when he started singing 😂😂😂
0:07 I can tell he really like Iceman
I loose it every time he screams "Baby!"
lose*
He just did it twice.
Learn how to spell- it is Lose not loose you ignorant moron.
When he started singing i lost it.
😂 “There’s a nicer way to do this” Singing “...did you know that when it snows”
I still laugh uncontrollably once he starts singing
he almost killed me when he referred to Seal and started singing. god, my stomach hurts from laughing so much and trying to sing along at the same time.
Trying to make this viral again commenting on people to bring then back
Sadly...that was an extremely accurate impression of Seal
2:11 His face man, he is trying so hard not to burst into laughing.
Does everyone sing "Kiss from a rose" like this...
Yes.
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
They need to make a sequel to this clip where Iceman wanders off into the wilderness and makes himself a giant ice castle. With no seats.
justus4justice and he has a snowman as a friend ? And the castle is called “ frozen”, right ?
@@lonewolf6662 No, it would be called "The Fortress of Solitude",
"Is that your Kryptonite?" "Kryptonite?" "Right, Marvel :/" So hilarious XD
He starting singing Kiss From a Rose and my mind went to BATMAN FOREVER.
That facial expression while he says, "Good job" is too good.
There is no logical reason to shit on Iceman's powers seeing how every weakness that normally applies to ice is not present for him, in addition to him having infinite ability to manipulate temperature (his actual power) to cold enough levels to create ice. He can even regenerate severed body parts including his head and is virtually invincible in ice form. He's been hailed as one of the most powerful mutants ever. But STILL, this skit was hilarious even as an X-Men (and I mean comics) and Iceman fan.
Yeah, I mean, if you get stabbed in the eye by an icicle, it's not much of a consolation knowing that at room temperature eventually it will melt. The damage has already been done.
I love KISS FROM A ROSE by Seal! And yes it's one of those songs that stays in your head for long periods of time.
He started singing Seal.... and then fired him lmfaoooo 😂😂😂
"I'm just trying to figure out what I can do with a man who's weakness is room temperature". LMAO
dude dress up as magneto and fire some guys from the brotherhood
Yes, a thousand times yes. ALL MY YES ON THIS. The letters Y, E, and S were invented in response to this youtube comment!
Brilliant idea.
Toad would most certainly be first.
I love Toad. In the movie he takes out 3 xmen all by himself.
John Woodworth good point. Toad was pretty effective until he got fried by storm
Tell me I am not the only person that started singing "Kiss from a rose" LMAO
Obviously not. Professor X was just singing it. =P
Oh yeah, that one's good
Pete Holmes Show was so great! I used to watch it all the time. Wish TBS kept it around longer
I wouldn't mind seeing some new stuff.
I think these are hilarious, however, Iceman's probably one of the most powerful mutants out there. He takes atmospheric water vapor and instantly freezes it. Comics also say he eventually learns how to slow down the molecules of anything, so I'd say you don't want to mess with him. Hence why Prof. X kept interrupting him and pointing any of that out. Alas, Iceman too gets the boot.
Plus he can heal in ice form (wolverine), create dupes (multiple man), grow in size (giant man), reform back from water vapor (so basically can phase, shadowcat), so pretty much the swiss army knife of the X-men. plus is argueable the third most powerful powerful X-men (not counting any cosmic backed powers). And Xavier gave Iceman his code name (he gave them to all of the first ones)
Neeeeeeerd.
Yeah, Iceman is an omega level mutant. At the later points, it basically means he has near limitless potential :D
Smackdowner1 Really! Aw thanks - I hope Stan Lee is proud of me!
Wouldn't bet on it. Stan Lee can't even remember what he had for breakfast.
Iceman is actually one of the most powerful mutants.. He can be completely destroyed but he can re-materialize himself and shit.
we know. this shit is still funny though :)
Yeah from what I read on Wikipedia he is what you call an Omega Level mutant.
man even with all that omega mutant power, he still got fired. how worthless is he?!
Sad isn't it. LMAO
this video isnt based on the millions of comics ,rather the more realistic versions of them as seen in the movies n original comics etc.
“Did you name yourself?” “…yeah” “Good job”😂😂😂
Busting out singing Seal had me dying!!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Love how IceMan was trying to be so chill about it *baddum tat
Dwayne Wade GET OUT
"...you remain my power my pleasure my PAIN!!!" LMAO
Pete Holmes singing "Kiss From a Rose" sounds like he has a severe motor disability 😂
😁 Either that, or he's singing through a mouthful of mashed potatoes....
This was the best firing. My favorite part, when Iceman says, "There was a nicer way to do this...", then the crescendo!😂
This one is my favorite of the Ex-Men videos. I also started singing along with Kiss From A Rose.
"Kryptonite?" "Right...Marvel." hahaha
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“What can I do with a man who’s weakness is room temperature?” Lost it 🤣😂🤣😂
Lmao!!! Singing kiss from a rose was legendary
"kryptonite?" "Oh, this is marvel," LMAO
1:09....That is the fucking funniest thing I have heard in a long time...
The singing makes this my favorite one- lol
00:55 “right Marvel...“ 😂 for a short moment he's forgotten that he isnt wearing the batsuit 😂
Watched this like 20 times, every time he breaks into Seal I die laughing.
YES!
Not possible. Unless your sister's superpower is to give you a bj and bring you back to life, you can only die once.
oh man...I wish i would see outtakes of this :) Especially when he portrayed a Seal !!!
I was thinking the same XD I can't even immagine how many times they had to repeat that scene
2:39 It's been in my head for years since the day I heard it, but I don't regret it.
I love this! "BAAAAAABYYYYY!!!!"
Was LITERALLY stuck in my head for a good two months. Thanks, Pete :)
I think this one is the best of the X-men review series. I died at the “ room temperature “ being his weakness part 😂 I couldn’t breath at “ salt” being his kryptonite 💀 I started seeing spots at “ the bitch who can make my drink a little better “ . I was on the floor crying by “ seal” this one is the best of his X-men review videos. This is even better than him coming on to Jean Grey.
If you died who posted this comment? was it your small titted mother?
1:14 A hero named Ice-man, that's REAL creative
"at least he could serenade the battle" im dead
...Anyone else notice he looks like Dr.Evil?
Sounds a bit like him too.
*extends pinky* One Billion Dollars!
How can Pete not laugh... i would pee my pants hehehe
Watch some of the out-takes from these videos. He laughs. ;)
Still watch all of these regularly. This is my favourite at the moment and my Mrs is loving me randomly shouting “BABY!” 😏
Iceman has shown freezing ability beyond that of absolute zero. He can practically kill anyone instantly, even flame boy on fire.
so can my fridge. Iceman...LMAO
What if someone brings a lighter?
@@TheMountainBeyondTheWoods at least in the movie he froze a ball of fire into solid matter. Not sure how that works with physics but meh.
@@numberone2836 it's just a joke, we don't need take any of this seriously. We're talking about super hero comic book characters, this stuff is for kids, it's not real and they can do whatever we want them to do, like the freezing ability beyond absolute zero as you mentioned, which would be obviously impossible.
@@TheMountainBeyondTheWoods i know it's a joke, this is what youtube comments are for. Nothing serious happens here.
Iceman is an omega level mutant that can absorb all ambient heat in any given environment, bringing the temperature down all the way to absolute zero. He is literally one of the strongest mutants in existence.
ok -- remember something: this is comedy. maybe even as a fan of the comics you can either suspend your disbelief, which is weird to say because you'd have to suspend your already suspended disbelief that this omega-level mutant actually exists, and allow for the humor to absorb you in its VERY simple, but funny, cause -- OR -- you can not comment on something that obviously doesn't concern you should you not be able to complete the aforementioned task. See Pete Holmes' magician bit. It's relevant. You're exactly the kind of audience member that SUCKS the funny out of comedy like the kind of audience member who SUCKS the magic out of a magic show. Keep 'em coming, Pete!! I'm a fan of you AND the X-Men :) This is hilarious sh!t!
Hmmm.....well, first of all: Fuck you and the horse you rode in on. Seriously, man. I can say whatever the fuck I want here. Second: I'll admit that the video is funny. I have no qualms about what he's doing here and I find them all amusing. Third: I'm stating it because I very much doubt that most casual X-men fans know that Ice Man is on the same level as Dark Phoenix in terms of his powers. Just an interesting little tidbit. I wasn't trying to criticize his work, so take your fuckin' tampon out. XD
theGreenGoblin lol no 1 cares nerd
even being omega level didn't save him from being fired by Pete Holmes. he must be extremely worthless to the team if he has godly mutant powers and still got canned.
theGreenGoblin Well, I didn't know, and I thought it was really interesting, so thanks. Has the absolute zero thing ever happened?
He didnt give iceman the bird? BIRD!
He can turn himself to ice and be immune to Xavier's telepathy, too.
After all the times I've returned to this, over the years, it's still funny enough to break me. Also... "Kryptonite? - Right, Marvel".... followed by that Seal song which was tied to a Batman movie.... I'm surprised there wasn't a pre-emptive Deadpool cameo in this one.
Pete Homes... You are so funny! I'm glad I have watched you since the batman series! Glad you are finally getting the recognition you deserve and have your own show now!
Kryptonite? Right, Marvel....
Now THIS is one I want to see the outtakes for!
I’ve watched what I thought was all of these dozens of times each and then BOOM this little ditty popped up and fucking CRUSHED IT! Miss this show
This is still great. I’m embarrassed I said “little ditty”
It's Zach from WKUK! I
"That's your Kryptonite? Salt?" "Kryptonite?" "Right... Marvel." LOL!!
Every now and then I remember this exists and it gets me every time
This is so hilarious I can't believe I found this and it's been 8 years
"Iceman whats your weakness? Well its men now...
How unfortunately true...
... wait.... what... ? Can you please Explain to me like in 5 yrs old what the SJWs fucked up this time?
@@SFray-sf7gr Iceman is gay now.
@@roshanash2248 Yep😑
Ew the comment section is full of intolerance. How sad.
Rap like lil Wayne: He can make ice, call him iceman xD
+D3m0nator if i could like this comment more than one time, i would.
"xD" eww
yOuNg MuLa, BaBeYYYYYYYYY
These are all great. Well done.
The biggest crime of this sketch, 1:45 in, this moment didn’t spark Pete doing a spoof of the Seal music video with Pete as Batman making that goofy ass face as he did in the actual video.
Do Night-Crawler next, (He's my favorite) but he can only teleport places he can see... you know I can travel anywhere I can see but I use my feet and walk there like a person.
***** x2 he had to see it
***** Just to clarify, he's always been able to teleport anywhere. It's just that if he teleports to a location he hasn't seen, he runs the risk of corporealizing into a solid object and dying. Any time Kurt teleports somewhere he hasn't seen, he's basically gambling with his life like a BAMF. (see what I did there?)
But still, every other teleporter has gone batt$hit crazy. And it makes sense for line of sight since he can match Quicksilver in terms of meters covered per second (and can get through walls blindly just doesn't want to get stuck in them, a reasonable fear).
love these sketches sooo much!! plus darren from wkuk is such an added laugh :p please do dazzler next! she essentially just sparkles :p
Love all of these!
"Did you name yourself? Good job!" Lol! To be fair, Iceman could encase Prof. X in ice, or even just his head.