Dale tries to explain to M. Bison that running a street fighting tournament makes no financial sense. Feat. Patrick Heusinger. Catch the outtakes here: • Street Fighter: M. Bi...
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I love how Bison is a total geek for the fighting
Xanran Doto it’s a test of strength!
and sometimes there's a red fireball, which is the coolest.
HadOoken!
Poor guy had a bitter taste of reality when the budget talk started...
i actually like bison now
For Pete, the day Bison graced his office was the most important day of his life... But for Bison? It was Tuesday.
xD You are awesome for that!
Wwgt? (What Would Gomez Think?)
Hahahahaha!!! Straight up! Just another Tues...😂
I like the look of disappointment on Bison’s face; he can summon fire from his hands but has the expression of a five year old not getting the ice cream he was promised.
ObsidianVEGA lolololol good one
That is a surprisingly good Bison actor.
+Denis Kreynin He should be in an actual Street Fighter movie...lol
+Shaw Dawg Yeah, but Raul Julia, forever!
Shaw Dawg the legend of Chun Li.
Thierry Cashew I'm talking about the actor. I know Bison was in Legend of Chun Li and that movie (played by Neal McDonough, who I am loving on Arrow) but I want to see this guy play Bison in a movie.
Shaw Dawg he is not ominous nor muscular.
In hindsight, it's amazing how prescient this sketch was. Dale suggests that, for a fraction of the cost of his extravagant global fighting tournament, Bison could just build an orbital superweapon to take over the world. That's exactly what Bison does in Street Fighter V. Bison finally took Dale's advice.
too bad it was too late. Must have cut some corners due to budgetary reasons lol
@@KyeEnzoden lol? Why type lol?
MBison developed a superweapon before in Street Figher Alpha. Charlie blew it up.
@@KyeEnzoden might be meta but it's probably why the game still doesn't have good online play.
Golden Eye
And I always thought Bison was just evil and ruthless, he's actually just a huge fan of his own fighting tournament! Haha!
And a man coping with divorce
Well as they pointed out in the video, the reason for the tournament makes no sense.
Didn't you listen Bison explaining? The tournament is to take over the world!
@@KyeEnzoden omg who agreed/got strong armed etc to marry him??
@@MarkEdwardRom A gold digger probably.
"Your divorce fucked you" LOL that came out of nowhere!
+Vic Vinegar it is quoting the fact that bison utilized the evil part of his soul to such a degree that he literally shunted out the light half of his soul.....which took the form of a woman named Rose...I think, its a bit vague.
+Pavel Tikhonov eh, it's what I read on the street fighter wikia, I am not gonna claim to be an expert
+Pavel Tikhonov So i read up on the lore, and looked up Rose, there's vague statements HINTING that rose emerged from the bright side of Bison...but there's nothing solid, so out of curiosity i played Street Fighter Alpha a bit as Rose, got to the ending, and, surprise, only a vague hint to the same... So it looks like the whole soul thing is more of a suggestion than the verified backstory of Rose... What the fuck, Capcom?
***** Yeah, Capcom could write like seven novels trying to explain the Street Fighter lore in detail. It would still make no sense.
***** I love how Ryu is the most iconic character in the Series... yet in reality we don't know jack-diddly-prick about him.
9 years later, it's still my Favorite Street Fighter HR visit.
Now Pete is back with a new "fired" series 😅❤
I really like the way Bison says, "...DVD player for the kids." I don't know why I like the way he says that...but, it's the coolest!
Dude your name is awesome haha
I thought I was the only one who loved that random line lol
It's because he wants ALL the options, ESPECIALLY the one for the kids, just so he can demonstrate his Almighty Psycho power by having it destroyed and making children cry! Cuz it's a Tuesday
Mine is his response to the flight costs for all the tickets they need to buy. "Business class," with that self satisfied smile just sends me 🤣
I think it's the smile and how sincere he sounds...as if he actually cares about a DVD player for the kids...when the car's just going to be destroyed before any kids even get a chance to use the DVD player. And, it's like, "Yeah...I want those fighters to be as comfortable as possible on those flights...before they try to beat me and my hired goons up." @@NateO123
Divorce or no divorce, how could Bison be that broke? Every Bison Dollar is worth five British Pounds!
He's yet to kidnap their queen :(
Divorce is ruining everything again!
ObsidianVEGA flying back and forth to Thailand three times a week!
Nice callback
I guess you didn't *SEE* that did you?
SF6 canonized this ancient funpost. That's neat
How happy does he look when he says "business class!"
It is better than coach but not as expensive as first.
"It says that every 3rd match the contestants must destroy a car..." "IT'S A TEST OF STRENGTH!!!!"
You misquoted it. It's, "every third match, you'd like the contestants to destroy a car".
It's a true RIP off of Mortal Kombat.
Or a test of your Driver License
A fully loaded latest model Mercedes S Class.
Young Love you realize street fighter 2 came out first
I love how with all the other characters , Dale is bold, straightforward and not shy at all about his opinions. But with M. Bison, he is extremely cautious and careful, lol. It makes sense, it shows Pete Holmes really knows how to use his character most effectively. And by gosh, I love this guy as M. Bison. I could watch a SERIES on this guy as M. Bison alone.
It's because M. Bison has a power none other fighter has. The power to fire him
I love how after he explains the two haduken hitting one another he just spreads his hands and looks to Pete. As if that should be explanation enough.
the guy who plays M.Bison is a fantastic cosplayer and even got the acting right. Nice touch with the psycho power.
I think the word is actor, "cosplayer" is someone who dresses up for fun, actor is someone who gets paid to play a part.
@@rphb5870 point made
WE NEED THE ELEPHANTS!!!
*Emits Psycho Power from hand*
Tyler Shewchuk they have a wonderful hooters!
Take note, Cersei - _that's_ how you get some fucking elephants.
Damn right we do >:D
He's been hanging around Cersei Lannister
I love the fact that a ruthless dictator looked all dejected like a sad 5 year old.
Step 1: Organize a street fighting tournament. Step 2: ??? Step 3: Take over the world.
alpha omikron it make sense, i mean he organize the tournament with the most powerful people, from all over the world, they beat the crap each other to the point of death, he fight an already weakened finalist and wins and then just beat the crap of the already weakened ones, and then he takes over the world, he also loveee the tournament,, have you seen two fireballs hit each others? is sooo coool , pixs.ru/showimage/bisongif_1984393_18452413.gif is just too expensive " Business Class"
What's stopping the rest of the world from killing him?
Kye Dysarthria he's practically un-killable. And even if you do he can move his sole to another body.
OF COURSE!
So they can just kill him again.
"Am I that broke?" "Yeah, Yeah, your divorce **** you." "I don't remember my divorce as you do. For me, it was just Tuesday."
The alimony hearing was the worst day in M. Bison’s life, for his ex-wife, it was just Tuesday
gold
I straight up laughed, boss.
I don't understand the reference.
@@MrV902 Raul Julia said that awesome line while playing M. Bison in the street fighter movie. Coldest shit in the whole damn movie!
Does it have to be...for budgetary reasons...a fully loaded Mercedes S-class? LOL i love how Pete says that line.
Italianboy225 It was actually a Lexus LS400
This is what JP had to fight against...
"Our profits do not justify our losses." Has to be the most underrated line ever.
From time to time i have to come back here. Just to hear "DvD-Players for the kids" The way he delivers that line is just pure gold"
Jesus this is one of the best looking live action M. Bison's I've seen.
Raul Julia, sir.
what a treat
iDubbbzTV only 10 likes from you? I'm confused
in confused as well..
He commented 3 years ago...back when nobody really knew who he was
hes already kinda big 3 years ago
iDubbbzTV ayyyy please do content cop film theory
canonized
That sad moment when you realize this M. Bison looks a lot more like the one on the videogames than the others showing in the movies. (Even the effects are better...)
well, the m.bison in the street fighter live action movie with Van Damme even had the same costume, skull on the cap included. as campy as that movie is, you have to agree that they had the main villain look right.
There was only one movie as far as I know. And it was 23 years ago, I think special effects got a bit better since.
Oh god, I had somehow completely erased that one from my memory. I hate you for bringing it back.
@@Edeinawc my mood whenever someone mentions Shyamalan's The Last Airbender
Others? What other street fighter movies are there lol
JP Backstory
"Sometimes there's a red fireball and its the coolest"
I love how sad Bison looks at the end haha.
Same. When he's about to cry about Atlanta. 😂
I love how Bison says "Bussiness class :D"
Francesco Salvia I like it when he says *NEVER*
WE NEED THE ELEPHANTS!
Lol he was so proud
Business class was the best line for with a close second of “ DVD players for the kids!”
Francesco Salvia and sometimes there’s a red fireball - and it’s amazing!
This is by far the best Bison actor!
OF COURSE!
Cornish Gibs NO! Raul Julia is too tall, too skinny and they ripped off numerous fictional and non-fictional common villians.
+Cornish Gibs sorry but this bison was having the best day of his life but for Raul Julia it was Tuesday
Cornish Gibs Sylvester Stallone sgould have played Bison.
and for him. ..it was Tuesday
Dale: Why you Throwing this Tournament M. Bison: TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD! Me: OF COURSE!
LOL, The CRITIC!
I always come back and watch these every now and then, always cracks me up
The highlight of this video for me is when he went fan boy got excited about the flips and the fire balls Lol
I love the way he smiled and the way he said; 'DVD players for the kids!'
If you ever need to settle /any/ argument, glare at the other person, shake your fist, and say, "WE NEED THE ELEPHANTS!" (Best out of context line EVER!)
Learn from Bison's mistake kids. NEVER GET MARRIED!
Indeed
His mistake was getting divorced. Marriage is good.
news24 you have a smooth brain.
@@fvw1187 thank you.
You incels can taint anything huh. It's so sad.
I didn’t think you’d get the spreadsheets OMG I’m dying 😂😂😅
Pete Holmes is underrated. Shame he doesn't get the comedic respect that he deserves outside of other comics...
I love how he mentions the red fireball glitch, lol.
What glitch?
The red fireball is deep...liked the mention too.
"Fine, we'll have it in Atlanta" I feel so sorry for M. Bison, he just wants to see the fire balls. T^T
He'll get it, but not the elephants
dont we all
Fireballs will be there...just no elephants nor russian factories, and they will destroy used volvos...with no dvd player for the kids :(
HADOOOOKEN!
Love the fact he has respect for everyone’s native country of origin
"HADUKEN, HADUKEN!" LOL!
That bison guy should do his own stuff, he's really good at this
Who is that guy? He's really good.
They really predicted JP 9 years ahead of time lol
JP?
@@PAS2010D the guy who replaced Bison in Street Fighter 6
Oh my gods, this is perfect
And his copyright strike attacks😂
Wait? Does this mean this is JP before he got Psycho Power?
I love the kind of shout outs my city gets being from Atlanta lol. "They have a lot of street fighting there, people probably won't even notice it's going on" lolol
Same bro
Hadoken! Hadoken! And sometimes there's a red fireball, it's the coolest!!! Hah, THIS M. Bison is f-ing hilarious 🤣🤣🤣. LMFAO!!!
I love this - because he wouldn't dare question M Bison's strength, but they made M Bison look inept anyway. ...is it not bumming anyone else out that You Tube spoofs get the character's costumes and make up better than Hollywood does?
It erks the hell out of me..regular people do 100 times better with their costume design. Pete holmes is hilarious though
I think it's because the hollywood people consider these costumes as goofy. Since superhero movies tend to be so dark and gritty all the time, you can't have a character wearing a brightly colored costumes with weird shoulderpads or skull necklaces or whatever. It has to look more "modern" and more "hollywood". So they tell designers to reinvent them or sth. I don't know.
What if they did a very vivid ode to a comic, by keeping the costumes the same and just making it gritty by adding a very compelling story. I guess Whedon got the closest to doing it in Avenger's. Actually Marvel is pretty good at keeping the integrity of the characters. Oh GOD, if they got ahold of X-Men or Spider Man; If witches exist can you all start chanting at the same time - make it happen girls.
Arlington Stewart oops took away my 1up...yes whedon need to do xmen and spiderman.
Honestly, I totally see where you're coming from. Unfortunately, the real reason that VG and comics costumes aren't faithful in Hollywood is the costume designer. All the best costumers in Hollywood are artists and like to make their own stamp on things. A producer usually has to promise that in order to attract the designer they want. The designs in VG's have already BEEN designed...by the devs. If they tried to copy the original costumes completely, they wouldn't really be "designing" anything. They'd just be Costume Fabricators.
Bison couldn't help but show off the psycho power. Thats my boy :)
Bro you still play SF4?
I don't think he understands the exchange rate of Bison Dollars.
"Have you ever seen two fireballs when they hit together"....LMFAO.... awesome video.
Such a splitting EXACT image of Bison when he grins with "DVD for the kids!"
The best M. Bison! I come back to this so many times because I just love how giddy Bison gets about his own tournament! As a fan, knowing that Bison is only hosting this tournament because he has a petty-ass need to prove himself as the best fighter in the world is even better.
“Business class.” 😂😂😂
I loved Pete's show. Highly underrated, and sorely missed!
Bison guy is an amazing actor!!! Wow!!! XD this was hilarious!
I can't believe this predicted JP in SF6.
Why?
@@ferventtrickster3362 JP was Bison’s accountant or something like that.
lol I really liked this one! XD Is it wrong I felt bad for Bison when he was pouting about Atlanta? haha that expression at dale after he does the hadouken examples...I lost it. ahahaha
Pretty sure the the point of the 2nd tournament was to lure out all of Bison's enemies so he could kill them, removing any obstacles between him and world domination.
Pete works for Shadaloo? EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE NOW!!!!
2:27 I was half-expecting Pete to say "Of course"...
JP origin story
"NEVEEEEER!!!" My favorite part lmao. This guys is awesome at veing Bison.
We need the elephants. Lol I laughed so hard
That interview guy scared Bison for life! But for Bison... it was Tuesday...
Excellent reference. Not many got it tho
peter siri Lolol damm good memory!
Almost laughed but your typo fucked it up
Wegotalor Lopo what he misspelled toosedey? I know he misspelled scarred.... I don't want to read the dumbassery
Nice trivia there👌
"DVD PLAYERS FOR THE KIDS!" Someone call the morgue, I'd like to report my own death.
I use this line all the time. No one gets it 😢
Funny part is that when Street Fighter 2 came out, there were not any public gps navigation systems or portable dvd players.
"And sometimes there is a double KO". I'm amazed at the research behind this. Most people would not even bother.
oh, Pete, I miss your KZhead shows soooo much! Wish you could get them running again! I'd even say - you've got the collection of the funniest videos on the youtube. It's such a pity no new ones being published :(
When he said “ aww ,chin up” to Bison , I lost it 🤣🤣🤣
This skit absolutely shattered my mind in a million pieces. I've been following Pete Holmes for a while now, but somehow I never quite got hooked to his style. But in this simple skit, he is SO talented! I have been so wrong for so long. He is a true genius.
Best SF red tape as of yet
That ending line is pure genius rofl!
I've been rewatching these and the Xmen for about the 100th time, it's so hilarious.
YES! WE MUST HAVE ALL THE ADDITIONAL OPTIONS, GPS NAVIGATION, WALNUT TRIM STEERING WHEEL, DVD PLAYERS FOR THE KIDS!!! LOL XD
Bison loves the kids
Atlanta stage confirmed for SF5. DLC includes DVD PLAYER FOR THE KIDS!
Hope Akuma is in at somepoint and Terrorizes his way into the tournament. Or Dan Hibiki just for some bashing. Great stuff Pete!
Really love Dale's voice.
I really LOVE this... I’ve watched all of them many times and the Ex-Men series. It’s so funny to really cut through the logic of the insane strung together plot lines of the games.
So hilarious. This show must come back!
One of my favorite characters. You did great acting as him
That is so f-ing brilliant 🤣. Can't believe I'd not seen these before, and you totally nailed Bison.
JP origins:
The discussions of the plane tickets was hilarious! Its funny you never realize stuff like that until its pointed out. X D
Bison is the world's richest criminal and can fund himself and the Shadoloo's; Ken comes from a billionaire family; Zangief and Guile can fly at the tax payers expense; E.Honda is a Yokozuna; Chun Li is rich off being the strongest female fighter; Ryu is best friend's with Ken so can get him to fund all his travelling; Dhalsim runs a successful charity and receives money from wealthy benefactors, and since Blanka is Charlie. He can get Guile to jump him through the necessary hoops and use the military to fly him around. So it's very possible they can afford the frequent travelling and staging costs of this extravagant global tournament.
Being the strongest female fighter doesn't make you rich, I don't think that's how tax payer money works. Ryu doesn't seem like the type to asked for hand outs, and blanks isn't charlie.
Bison listened for SFV, and somehow still got the tournament.
+Moon Knight Holy shit, Pete called it! Life imitating art, indeed!
Ideally, you can rent out the Mercedes Benz stadium and have the set designers arrange the arena to resemble the home challenger's home.
Wow, this skit was actually funny.
Best one yet
It was a LEXUS LS400. Not an S-class. The game was designed in Japan after all
Although the LS was based heavily on the W126 series S class, but was by far the more reliable proposition #nerdout
Why didn't I discovered this channel 6 years ago? This whole street fighter serie is pure gold 🤓
This is literally the only Pete Holmes sketch I've seen where he's the straight man
DVD players for the kids!
I just LOVE this version of M.Bison! :D
For Pete it was the greatest day, when Bison ravaged his office, but for Bison, it was Tuesday.
this brought me back to the 80's. Amazing work and supper funny :)
always love coming back to watch these little shorts. he portrayed how Bison is a complete nutjob perfectly.
LOL. I completely forgot about the car bonus stage.
Genius. Love your work.
Please keep making these!