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Ex-Men: Wolverine

Pete Holmes
2013 ж. 13 Қаз.
13 480 246 Рет қаралды
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Professor X fires Wolverine. Watch the outtakes here: • Ex-Men: Wolverine Outt...
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  • He was so confident when he said tubes, I lost it.

    @carllazarraga2858@carllazarraga28584 жыл бұрын

    • Glass AND Tubes, LOL!

      @nurse425@nurse4253 жыл бұрын

    • Toooobz

      @kylearmstrong5274@kylearmstrong52743 жыл бұрын

    • “It’s made of met” “ it’s made of metallll” Logan: its made of metal! 😂😂😂

      @The.jokes.on.you1997@The.jokes.on.you19973 жыл бұрын

    • Hell yeah 🤣

      @anewf8724@anewf87243 жыл бұрын

    • reminded me of that one scene in breaking bad, where jesse said "ahhhh wireeee"

      @_Moody_1502@_Moody_15023 жыл бұрын

  • "GET A JOURNAL LOGAN!" The delivery is simply perfect.

    @THE_BEAR_JEW@THE_BEAR_JEW4 жыл бұрын

    • But where did I come FROm!

      @bryanbarrera1561@bryanbarrera15614 жыл бұрын

    • @@bryanbarrera1561 YOU'RE NOT HEARING ME! NO ONE GIVES A HOT SHIT!!!

      @greysenpurdy2089@greysenpurdy20894 жыл бұрын

    • *Stefan Salvatore approves*

      @simonhailom2477@simonhailom24773 жыл бұрын

    • That does not help us... You do not help us

      @albeil55@albeil553 жыл бұрын

    • I came down here to post that, but I knew someone already had.

      @AxeMan808@AxeMan8083 жыл бұрын

  • "I'm gonna run at him." That fact that he said that so confidently had me dying.

    @goofybad@goofybad2 жыл бұрын

    • From the movies that is the train of thought. Just charge the magic man who can control metal.

      @liquidsleepgames3661@liquidsleepgames36612 жыл бұрын

    • Hes very fast tho

      @enriquepena2009@enriquepena20092 жыл бұрын

    • Well, that's technically correct because he is the one who tanks most of the damage from the villain, nobody get impaled by metal bars and throw under the river, nobody get blasted with high energy beams from the Phoenix while the whole x-men was fighting it.

      @duyvan247@duyvan247 Жыл бұрын

    • He ran at Magneto 🧲 everytime in the cartoons and got fucked up it made me laugh 😂

      @SenorGrandePP@SenorGrandePP Жыл бұрын

    • 😂

      @ChawlieJR@ChawlieJR9 ай бұрын

  • "Wolverine I'm gonna write you a prescription for an antipsychotic" lmao that was gold

    @AleQuag@AleQuag2 жыл бұрын

    • The fact that it's tbe motorcycle he borrowed stole from cyclops

      @davisjones7137@davisjones71377 ай бұрын

    • What I love is that he sounds genuinely concerned. Literally like a doctor at the office.

      @signalnine2601@signalnine2601Ай бұрын

    • The motorcycle repeat right after that did it for me.😂

      @wasssyup@wasssyup21 күн бұрын

  • "You and Beast would be sniffing bags for the TSA" lmfao

    @johnnykool5083@johnnykool50834 жыл бұрын

    • Johnny Kool at least beast is a scientist, he has useful academic skill

      @AJSSPACEPLACE@AJSSPACEPLACE4 жыл бұрын

    • Johnny Kool that’s one of your skills right I can smell really far That does not help us you do not help us

      @TingusPingus445@TingusPingus4454 жыл бұрын

    • That was one of the meanest and funniest lines I've ever heard.😂🤣

      @joestar6194@joestar61944 жыл бұрын

    • I didn't get his biff with Beast.

      @davidlacoste@davidlacoste3 жыл бұрын

    • "I can smell really far!"😂

      @awaxinthewest@awaxinthewest3 жыл бұрын

  • Claws here look more realistic than in ORIGINS!!!

    @daredevil6145@daredevil61455 жыл бұрын

    • Veyvovv Sapkota That sounds about right.

      @stephenschultz3471@stephenschultz34715 жыл бұрын

    • Claws from X-Men Animated Series is more realistic than Origins

      @redharrison894@redharrison8944 жыл бұрын

    • It do fr...

      @kevdaddyjohnson7256@kevdaddyjohnson72564 жыл бұрын

    • That movie and X3 do not exist.

      @charliericker274@charliericker2743 жыл бұрын

    • The damn claws looked more realistic in the first movie than in Origins; Origins was pure shit!

      @hilleryearl524@hilleryearl5243 жыл бұрын

  • When Logan responds "Tubes?" it is a flawless moment. Just Perfect.

    @voltgod@voltgod2 жыл бұрын

    • That's gonna be my response to anyone's questions at work now 😂

      @ImJustSaijan@ImJustSaijan Жыл бұрын

    • @@ImJustSaijan Is "tubes" the answer to a lot of questions for a walmart greeter ?

      @BobbyBignutz@BobbyBignutz9 ай бұрын

    • GLASS and TUBES 😂

      @samuelburton302@samuelburton3028 ай бұрын

  • "That does not help us. YOU do not help us." Hilarious delivery!

    @piyushmalhotra1457@piyushmalhotra14576 ай бұрын

  • But he has a motorcycle!

    @ZUZAINFINITY@ZUZAINFINITY9 жыл бұрын

    • My friend can't stop telling me he has a motorcycle, and he does!

      @viridianrenegade4614@viridianrenegade46149 жыл бұрын

    • and he can smell really far

      @zerocool-zerocool@zerocool-zerocool6 жыл бұрын

    • I has a motorcycle too :/

      @stgodless@stgodless6 жыл бұрын

    • Professor X really didn't seem to understand the importance of the motorcycle he had. I mean he could taken his motorcycle and joined Magneto and then were would the X-men be? they'd have no Wolverine or Motorcycle might as well retire the entire team right then and there.

      @animemanXLK@animemanXLK5 жыл бұрын

    • Where did he come from though????

      @Killerbeast-hx5qp@Killerbeast-hx5qp5 жыл бұрын

  • “You’re not.. all here are you?” “I’m not all there” 😂😂

    @VeniVidiVici..@VeniVidiVici..4 жыл бұрын

    • Omg LOL

      @ledouxlink7265@ledouxlink72654 жыл бұрын

    • I'm going to prescribe you an antipsychotic that I want you to take.

      @collegerebel@collegerebel3 жыл бұрын

    • I can smell really far..... I have a motorcycle.😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

      @TheCornCobbler@TheCornCobbler3 жыл бұрын

    • i littlerly laugh when he said that!;) ommgg!! jajajaj

      @tigermaximus8003@tigermaximus80033 жыл бұрын

    • He’s pretty important to this team bub

      @sarumes@sarumes2 жыл бұрын

  • "Tubes?" Well, he's _technically_ not wrong.

    @OokamiKageGinGetsu@OokamiKageGinGetsu3 жыл бұрын

  • ive seen all these 50 times and they still make me laugh out loud! some of pete holmes finest works!

    @realitycheck5383@realitycheck53833 жыл бұрын

    • And here I am watching these for the first time ever in 2022 and wondering why the algorithm never gave them to me when they were fresh. LOL

      @-Joyfull@-Joyfull Жыл бұрын

    • Wow, your memory is even worse than Logans!

      @davidhenriksson285@davidhenriksson2859 ай бұрын

    • These are really impressive. Gets me every time. Just watched it in 2023, 10 years after it came out.

      @ParameterGrenze@ParameterGrenze7 ай бұрын

  • Prof X, reminds me of Dr Evil. lol. Man i love this series.

    @michaelquaill4@michaelquaill48 жыл бұрын

    • MD Q he just needs mini me, scar, bald cat and hes perfect

      @darthmemeious9526@darthmemeious95265 жыл бұрын

    • Same

      @Chief_Bill@Chief_Bill5 жыл бұрын

    • Right?

      @KushSalad@KushSalad5 жыл бұрын

  • Well now I know what motorcycles are made of: glass and tubes

    @Jteee1@Jteee19 жыл бұрын

    • TheMegaHarvey I think he said "class".

      @WatchDog10@WatchDog109 жыл бұрын

    • No, glass tubes

      @Musiclover-kz2zp@Musiclover-kz2zp9 жыл бұрын

    • Musiclover 26065 He says "glass 'nd tubes".

      @EadmundIsenHealf@EadmundIsenHealf8 жыл бұрын

    • TheMegaHarvey metal tubes and glass windows

      @neurotica5461@neurotica54618 жыл бұрын

    • Metaaaall..... its made of metal

      @farkham4@farkham48 жыл бұрын

  • "Where do I go?" "I don't really give a shit" Died from laughter

    @hilleryearl524@hilleryearl5243 жыл бұрын

  • “Or storm fly over and suck him into a hurricane, a god damn hurricane” I’ve seen this a thousand times and it’s still hilarious lmao 😂

    @justin_lee3005@justin_lee3005 Жыл бұрын

  • "I can really feel you picturing a motorcycle" hahaha

    @DravenSlaven@DravenSlaven9 жыл бұрын

  • "I'M GONNA RUN AT HIM!" >:D "You're gonna RUN at Magneto." - _ -' "I'm VERY FAST." >:D

    @PlanetSulfur@PlanetSulfur10 жыл бұрын

    • AND he can smell REALLY FAR! :)

      @1stKimozabi@1stKimozabi10 жыл бұрын

    • Don't forget his motorcycle.

      @agentringer@agentringer10 жыл бұрын

    • I have a motorcycle

      @LethalByChoice@LethalByChoice6 жыл бұрын

  • To this day, I still use "Tubes, glass tubes" as an answer when I don't know something 😂

    @reddragonlegacy@reddragonlegacy2 жыл бұрын

    • Its a solid go-to

      @CabbageSandwich@CabbageSandwich Жыл бұрын

    • Thats fandamntastic🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

      @jbevan4411@jbevan4411 Жыл бұрын

    • Glass and tubes.

      @saar144@saar144 Жыл бұрын

    • lul

      @theone-tg4ey@theone-tg4ey7 ай бұрын

  • It's 2022 & this is cracking me up . Such timeless comedy 😅

    @arandomguy.2309@arandomguy.23092 жыл бұрын

  • Should do a Batman hires people Justic League as he is paying for the whole thing and need to mock some of the applicants like Aquaman and more.

    @chungdha@chungdha10 жыл бұрын

    • Batman really is not a good choice to mock someone's superpowers

      @steelbear2063@steelbear20636 жыл бұрын

    • chungdha Aquaman can fucking teleport how is he useless

      @pygmyrhino5515@pygmyrhino55156 жыл бұрын

    • yeah, but if you really think about it, batman is the useless one. if not for the dumb plot where he can be a detective, inventor, billionaire, lover, head of a company, and everything else at day, while fighting crime at night (admit it, he's either a time lord and can do several things at once, while also having more than 24h/day and not sleep, or he's a human with fancy gadgets that can't do sh*t against any supernatural enemy. he would die faster to magneto than volverine).

      @RKBock@RKBock6 жыл бұрын

    • RKBock all of the doesn’t matter BECAUSE HE IS BATMAN

      @viktorwillyam@viktorwillyam5 жыл бұрын

    • Pygmy Rhino you’re like 4 years late to the reply.

      @scrappydoolobster6143@scrappydoolobster61435 жыл бұрын

  • I think Wolverine's most impressive ability isn't his blades but his ability to regenerate

    @TheBumscrubber@TheBumscrubber4 жыл бұрын

    • That is his mutant ability. The blades aren't an "ability"

      @santeri5921@santeri59214 жыл бұрын

    • @@santeri5921 technically the claws are, the metal isnt

      @philliphorton3541@philliphorton35414 жыл бұрын

    • @@philliphorton3541 because originally they were bone.

      @incanticle699@incanticle6994 жыл бұрын

    • @@philliphorton3541 wrong!

      @redharrison894@redharrison8944 жыл бұрын

    • Yeah But technically that's not that helpful to anyone but him

      @OK-yy6qz@OK-yy6qz4 жыл бұрын

  • When he stutters at 2:45 killed me lol

    @toboe463@toboe4632 жыл бұрын

  • 0:42, better CGI than X-men origins - Wolverine

    @manuxyz595@manuxyz5953 жыл бұрын

  • I would have died from laughter if Hugh Jackman was Wolverine in this.

    @ajshim@ajshim10 жыл бұрын

    • Jackman has done enough damage to the character

      @cornhusker221@cornhusker22110 жыл бұрын

    • the claw effect in this is actually better than most of the movies

      @WryLion@WryLion10 жыл бұрын

    • heywood jablome Shut your face. Jackman is a perfect wolverine. Just like Patrick is a perfect professor x, Ian a perfect magneto, Downey jr a perfect tony stark, and Samuel l Jackson was a spitting image of nick fury all along.

      @NovusIgnis@NovusIgnis10 жыл бұрын

    • NovusIgnis Wolverine is meant to be 5'4 & really bestial, since Jackman started playing him he's turned into a male model. (I like his portrayal, but the look is all wrong.) Also Samuel L Jackson looks the spit because Nicks Ultimate persona is based off of him. In the mainstream universe Nick Fury is white

      @WryLion@WryLion10 жыл бұрын

    • Wry Lion technically the mainstream universe is now the ultimate universe.

      @NovusIgnis@NovusIgnis10 жыл бұрын

  • TUBES

    @FalloutPlays@FalloutPlays5 жыл бұрын

    • Love your vids man

      @iamchuchu9467@iamchuchu94673 жыл бұрын

    • and glass dont forget glass. it combines tubes and glass and then it go vroom vroom.

      @depurasangre86@depurasangre863 жыл бұрын

    • You the man fallout

      @noellucas6421@noellucas64213 жыл бұрын

    • I died when he said that!! 🤣💀

      @emeraldeyes6313@emeraldeyes63133 жыл бұрын

  • I love how in a lot of these videos it's very obvious Pete Holmes considers Storm to be the only useful mutant. Maybe in the movies she's not used to her full advantage. But irl if you had a woman that could fly and summon any natural disaster she wanted, that's OP af.

    @da_pikmin_coder8367@da_pikmin_coder83672 жыл бұрын

    • Fr if she can summon any natural disaster, could she not fucking spirit a whole maximum power earthquake? or summon a mudslide/rockfall out of nowhere? volcanic eruption? tsunami? a whole fucking solar storm???

      @U-PN-BI-IBW@U-PN-BI-IBW9 ай бұрын

    • No, making a storm serves no use other than a distraction for many of her enemies, the majority of her time was providing cover with rain and clouds which could and have been blown away by rogues, and many others breath.

      @BobbyBignutz@BobbyBignutz9 ай бұрын

    • @@BobbyBignutz she would suck him into a goddamn hurricane, were you not listening?

      @trumpney3308@trumpney33089 ай бұрын

    • Storms have strong electromagnetic fields

      @DBBMed@DBBMed7 ай бұрын

    • @@BobbyBignutzit isn’t just “making a storm” she can control the elements of the weather, including rain, hail, wind, and lightning. Not only that, but she can localize them to a small area so it only affects specific targets. Imagine being caught in a powerful tornado that is directed exclusively at you or your immediate vicinity. Pretty terrifying stuff.

      @spencergsmith@spencergsmith7 ай бұрын

  • Pete was one of the funniest dudes on the internet during these times. I haven't watched anything recently, but I hope it's as good as this.

    @DanielFlailed@DanielFlailed2 жыл бұрын

    • its not, hes just a podcast douche now

      @BobbyBignutz@BobbyBignutz9 ай бұрын

    • There is some new batman sketches on his channel

      @mr_fox8066@mr_fox80667 ай бұрын

  • Logan's face when he says "Tubes". Goddammit...XD

    @Jygerthe2nd@Jygerthe2nd9 жыл бұрын

    • 😂😂😂😂

      @tapiwachida6016@tapiwachida60164 жыл бұрын

    • He was so enthusiastic 😂😂😂

      @death_incarnate9231@death_incarnate92314 жыл бұрын

  • I also love how the claw CGI is better in this comedy sketch than it is in the actual, Marvel produced "X-Men Origins: Wolverine" that aired in theaters.

    @Rebazar@Rebazar10 жыл бұрын

    • Fox makes terrible movies. Marvel Studios would have made an awesome xmen/wolverine.

      @MrEherndon5@MrEherndon510 жыл бұрын

    • But yes Petes effects are way better

      @MrEherndon5@MrEherndon510 жыл бұрын

    • no

      @cliffjr7512@cliffjr751210 жыл бұрын

    • marvel didn't make it fox did

      @reecegrooms8026@reecegrooms80266 жыл бұрын

    • that's why he said "would have" ...

      @rakib17874@rakib178746 жыл бұрын

  • This is so hilarious no matter how many times I see it I am still continuously laughing my ass off.🤣 He and beast sniffing bags at the airport.

    @afrosamurai7215@afrosamurai72152 жыл бұрын

  • I've been watching the X-Men cartoon, and it's amazing how the most useful things Wolverine does to resolve the conflict in a lot of episodes _aren't_ his claws, but rather, his enhanced senses and healing factor.

    @ultra6671@ultra66712 ай бұрын

  • "I REALLY feel you picturing a motorcycle and TRYING......." LOL

    @mohammedmughal6644@mohammedmughal66444 жыл бұрын

  • Still better than the claws in Origins: Wolverine

    @mrevilducky@mrevilducky8 жыл бұрын

    • MrEvilDucky sadly true

      @morgrim3367@morgrim33677 жыл бұрын

    • MrEvilDucky Logan sucked

      @howardtheduck4715@howardtheduck47156 жыл бұрын

    • Oh my God!!! true! this is sad!

      @FavioRiveros@FavioRiveros6 жыл бұрын

    • Lmaster 2700 ohhhhhhhh did your butt hurt when I told you that Logan sucked, that it was literally the worst wolverine movie in the fucking world ever

      @howardtheduck4715@howardtheduck47156 жыл бұрын

    • Societies Byproduct Don't you have anything better to do?

      @naughtydog201@naughtydog2016 жыл бұрын

  • “Wolverine I’m gonna write your a prescription” 😂😂

    @dawsynlarson696@dawsynlarson6963 жыл бұрын

    • ...for an antipsychotic 🤣🤣🤣 lol love it

      @abigu3371@abigu33713 жыл бұрын

  • The the top ten funniest comedy skits, ever. "If it were up to me, you and Beast would be out at the airport, sniffing bags for the TSA..." (wiping away tears of laughter)

    @writersthatcook1651@writersthatcook16512 жыл бұрын

  • Scripted or not I couldn’t sit and ask someone “ what is a motorcycle made of” and their reply be “Tubes” with complete conviction without 💩ing my self laughing

    @quanjr@quanjr4 жыл бұрын

    • Yes same here I'm really impressed with Pete though and you can see it in his character, he almost broke and how he played it off really well🤣🤣🤣

      @chomdaim3542@chomdaim35423 жыл бұрын

  • GET A JOURNAL LOGAN!!! Probably the greatest advice he was given over and over again 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    @johnnycee9325@johnnycee93255 жыл бұрын

    • ...but where did he come from?

      @archivarka1376@archivarka137616 күн бұрын

  • These Ex-Men sketches are outrageously funny.

    @ParentsNightIn@ParentsNightIn3 жыл бұрын

  • "Where do I go?" "I missed the part where that's my problem"

    @jeremyvondelacruz3571@jeremyvondelacruz35713 жыл бұрын

  • "that's your power, you flail" dead

    @randomniche1345@randomniche13456 жыл бұрын

    • Random Bizz fucking magikarp

      @fizzbrew@fizzbrew4 жыл бұрын

  • "No, you're not hearing me... No one gives a hot shit..." I'm dyin', here! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    @Hairmetallurgist@Hairmetallurgist4 жыл бұрын

  • I'm so happy to have returned years later for more Pete hilarity. So we'll written. Impeccable timing!

    @CwP_@CwP_2 жыл бұрын

  • Pete's reaction to "Tubes.....?" brings me to tears. GREAT skit!

    @professorwolf3843@professorwolf38434 ай бұрын

  • 'GET A JOURNAL LOGAN'

    @chrisholmes1809@chrisholmes18099 жыл бұрын

    • Yes that was a line in the skit. Why the fuck do people do this? We watched it. We know what they said.

      @davidmurphy1207@davidmurphy12075 жыл бұрын

    • @@davidmurphy1207 Butthurt.

      @RJ-rp8yd@RJ-rp8yd5 жыл бұрын

    • @@davidmurphy1207 Why reply to a 4 year old post....did it trigger you THAT much?

      @kyle013100@kyle0131005 жыл бұрын

    • David Murphy lol shut up incel the comment is 4 years old

      @Killerbeast-hx5qp@Killerbeast-hx5qp5 жыл бұрын

    • Steve Lethal no I’m replying to the 1 month ignorant comment by David over there

      @Killerbeast-hx5qp@Killerbeast-hx5qp5 жыл бұрын

  • Dr. Evil masquerading as Professor X

    @johnnyfavorite1194@johnnyfavorite11944 жыл бұрын

  • I wasn't ready for the tubes man!!! 😂😂😂 I wept!

    @nduduzo@nduduzo3 жыл бұрын

  • This came out 9 years ago?!?! Dude, I remember this came out my senior year of high school and I was recovering from a surgery to fix a hernia I got from football. I remember the pain from laughing so hard at this😂

    @williamrivard4130@williamrivard4130 Жыл бұрын

  • "Storm can suck him into a hurricane!" Fires Storm in a few episodes.

    @ThanosXv@ThanosXv4 жыл бұрын

    • Into a GODDAMN hurricane

      @aceofshade5286@aceofshade52864 жыл бұрын

    • Nah, she quit

      @rhysbailey6827@rhysbailey68274 жыл бұрын

    • and be be a smart ass.

      @gorkskoal9315@gorkskoal93154 жыл бұрын

    • To be fair it was because she wouldn't make it nice weather for his golf game.

      @VikingVillage01@VikingVillage013 жыл бұрын

    • LOL he blackmailed Storm

      @hilleryearl524@hilleryearl5243 жыл бұрын

  • What’s a motorcycle made of? “...tubes” Lmao😂😂😂

    @ellllllo77@ellllllo775 жыл бұрын

  • I love how he slowly detracts his claws in dissapointment and sadness haha

    @benwilliams3539@benwilliams35393 жыл бұрын

  • Come back Mr Holmes you are one of the best talents in the world. World's needs a KZheadr like you.

    @godsoffice5714@godsoffice57143 жыл бұрын

  • "I'll run at him!" "You'll run at Magneto?"

    @scepterstar@scepterstar10 жыл бұрын

  • Wolvarine: "I can smell REALLY far!" Professor X: "...That does not help us. You do not help us..." hahahaha priceless.

    @craftymiscreant5748@craftymiscreant57489 жыл бұрын

    • CraftyMiscreant It does help them.If they need to track somebody then Wolverine is the man for the job.If an enemy escales unnoticed then Logan can track them.

      @vladtheimpaler9577@vladtheimpaler95776 жыл бұрын

    • I HAVE a motorcycle

      @dannyharvey5702@dannyharvey57026 жыл бұрын

    • I bet he can smell Beast's pits and Jean's um...ass

      @bastardjustice@bastardjustice5 жыл бұрын

    • bastardjustice Jeans ass..hmm IWANTTHATPOWER

      @doomsday24@doomsday245 жыл бұрын

    • @@vladtheimpaler9577 they can just buy a dog

      @gunukulanaren2957@gunukulanaren29575 жыл бұрын

  • This is hilarious and the Outtakes are even better!😂

    @THMILLER@THMILLER2 жыл бұрын

  • I have no idea why this show wasn't successful this guy and the red haired guy were HILLARIOUS!!! #BRINGBACKPETEHOLMES LETS GET THIS TRENDING!

    @retrochristmas7329@retrochristmas73292 жыл бұрын

  • 1:32 HAD ME DYING "Tubes"😂😂😂😂🙏

    @CaptainJozefBlackheart@CaptainJozefBlackheart4 жыл бұрын

    • To be fair, there are a lot of _"tubes"_ in a motorcycle, but that goes with any combustion engine, I guess. However, there's very little, if any, glass excluding lightbulbs and the windscreen...

      @classifiedveteran9879@classifiedveteran9879Ай бұрын

  • "What is a motorcycle made of"..... TUBES!

    @SqueezeLift@SqueezeLift10 жыл бұрын

    • Mehh-tahl

      @JosephKinney@JosephKinney9 жыл бұрын

    • Meeetaaaaaal

      @WatchDog10@WatchDog106 жыл бұрын

  • “I’m very fast.” I mean, to be fair, he’s a lot faster than Professor I-can’t-move-my-legs X.

    @angelintodemonseed@angelintodemonseed3 жыл бұрын

    • not if professor "I could get leg implants or help regenerating them" X, "accidentally" has logan forget he can run.

      @gorkskoal9315@gorkskoal93152 жыл бұрын

    • @@gorkskoal9315 He does mentally abuse the children and other members of the team quite often, doesn’t he?

      @angelintodemonseed@angelintodemonseed2 жыл бұрын

  • I have a motorcycle You are not all here are you I am not all there. Best x men pete holmes sketches. I m laughing so hard

    @jadedqueen7782@jadedqueen77829 ай бұрын

  • But where did I come from, though!?

    @OrangeAmped@OrangeAmped9 жыл бұрын

    • GET A JOURNAL, LOGAN!

      @megaburritozero@megaburritozero9 жыл бұрын

    • Lol! That journal line had me cracking up so bad.

      @shawntlucas90@shawntlucas909 жыл бұрын

    • David Hynes Nobody gives a hot shit.

      @jzep789@jzep7896 жыл бұрын

    • Canada

      @MrLittleBigMan97@MrLittleBigMan975 жыл бұрын

    • GET A JOURNAL DAVID!!!

      @masonthewarriorful@masonthewarriorful5 жыл бұрын

  • Dude this Xavier is an asshole...I love it!

    @Gammalification@Gammalification10 жыл бұрын

  • These sketches are absolutely golden 😂

    @kcizere1992@kcizere19926 ай бұрын

  • I come back to these every few months. This is my favorite one, tied with Magneto

    @evanrailman7898@evanrailman7898 Жыл бұрын

  • "You're not all here, are you?"

    @crashthestash@crashthestash10 жыл бұрын

    • "I'm not all there."

      @night4345@night434510 жыл бұрын

    • "Are you just saying back to me what I'm saying to you?"

      @SaraStar7373@SaraStar73739 жыл бұрын

    • Sara Dickson "Did you just repeat what I said?"

      @jayadrathabose31@jayadrathabose319 жыл бұрын

    • Eh Wol.. Psh. Wolverine im going to write you a prescription

      @eb1247@eb12475 жыл бұрын

    • Eric Buchanan I have a motorcycle

      @JuanJimenez-lh4be@JuanJimenez-lh4be5 жыл бұрын

  • Into a god damn hurricane. LoL

    @angelofdeff21@angelofdeff2110 жыл бұрын

  • "Wol... shhhshhh...ff...hmmm..." might be my favourite line in anything ever

    @NublarSixFan@NublarSixFan6 ай бұрын

  • Me and my friends will say "tuubes"! to each other, we have for years. Such an epic video

    @Afrofries@Afrofries3 жыл бұрын

  • "You want to see my claws!🖕🖕" So fucking hilarious that part

    @zachattack7003@zachattack70035 жыл бұрын

  • TUBE....GLASS AND TUBESS

    @AnarchistPoop@AnarchistPoop9 жыл бұрын

    • Without the and

      @Musiclover-kz2zp@Musiclover-kz2zp9 жыл бұрын

    • Musiclover 26065 I think he drawls it. Glass...glass 'nd tubes

      @AnarchistPoop@AnarchistPoop9 жыл бұрын

    • hahah matchs your picture :D

      @ALPHAGHOST3@ALPHAGHOST38 жыл бұрын

    • ALPHAGHOST3 lol

      @AnarchistPoop@AnarchistPoop8 жыл бұрын

  • Every time I see this I can't stop laughing.

    @bundy26@bundy263 жыл бұрын

  • "Get a journal, Logan!" 😂

    @DuanneDames@DuanneDames8 ай бұрын

  • "No one gives a hot shit" is one of my favorite things to say now. Thank you for that.

    @DashCat9@DashCat99 жыл бұрын

  • I have a motorcycle

    @Poorgamerclan@Poorgamerclan6 жыл бұрын

    • K

      @andreim4781@andreim47813 жыл бұрын

    • @@andreim4781 k

      @xntr1ck944@xntr1ck9443 жыл бұрын

    • You're fired

      @CytotoxinK@CytotoxinK3 жыл бұрын

    • Made of tubes?

      @djay4416@djay44163 жыл бұрын

    • @@djay4416 and glass. I too own a motorcycle and can indeed confirm, tubes and glass.

      @generalgrevious815@generalgrevious8153 жыл бұрын

  • What is a motorcycle, made of? hahahahaha this line and delivery get me every time.

    @eriksports@eriksports3 жыл бұрын

  • 😂😂😂💀💀💀 " TUBES " 😂😂😂😂 THE DETERMINATION ON HIS FACE AS HE SAID IT 😂😂😂😂

    @joefuller3886@joefuller38867 ай бұрын

  • hey wolverine you wanna see my claws.... ROFL !!!!

    @blueelementomega6411@blueelementomega64118 жыл бұрын

  • Dr Evil is firing Wolverine

    @batfan038@batfan03810 жыл бұрын

    • Dr. Evil doesn't dress that sharp.

      @Spriinntz@Spriinntz10 жыл бұрын

  • I still watch all these and bad man all the time. These skits are classics.

    @breakingthebat9340@breakingthebat93402 жыл бұрын

  • "TUBES" I lost it lmao. Pete Holmes is fuckin' gold.

    @ethanmcmaster2994@ethanmcmaster29943 жыл бұрын

  • GET A JOURNAL LOGAN!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    @jshenefelt@jshenefelt10 жыл бұрын

  • “It’s made of tubes and glass” 😂😂😂😂

    @shawnSTNCH@shawnSTNCH4 жыл бұрын

    • I died

      @lesley-annfenwick@lesley-annfenwick4 жыл бұрын

  • Wolverine actually managed to leave the professor speechless for a bit lol 😆

    @kenaaaron7122@kenaaaron7122 Жыл бұрын

  • 10 years old and I'm just seeing this now. Completely brilliant!

    @thegamerstableboardgamesto386@thegamerstableboardgamesto386Ай бұрын

  • I lost it at "tubes". :-D

    @jordanfelt5978@jordanfelt59788 жыл бұрын

  • Kinda surprised he didn’t bring up all his relationships with the school’s teenage girls...

    @MarionRelics@MarionRelics4 жыл бұрын

    • Gabe Stein yeahhh but lowkey they all tryna fuck like come on now💯😂

      @reggieherod8678@reggieherod86784 жыл бұрын

    • Wait, didn't Prof X pined for Jean Grey once upon a time? Onslaught brought it up.

      @bakedgoods7116@bakedgoods71164 жыл бұрын

    • @@bakedgoods7116 wait, hold on, what?!

      @rhysbailey6827@rhysbailey68274 жыл бұрын

    • Reggie Miller technically roque just wanted a father figure and Jean Grey was thirsty af

      @TingusPingus445@TingusPingus4454 жыл бұрын

    • Jean wasn't a kid though.

      @blackwingdragonmasta@blackwingdragonmasta4 жыл бұрын

  • I met the actor who plays Wolverine here, George, at my work the other week, and he is a really nice guy. I told him that I die every time I hear "tubes," and he was proud since that was improv. Nice guy.

    @juliusjud117@juliusjud1172 сағат бұрын

  • I’m amazed that him popping the claws somehow looks better than it did in X-men origins lol

    @jasonmatthew8650@jasonmatthew86503 жыл бұрын

  • Wolverine I'm going to write you a prescription omg XD

    @femalehobbitwithhairyfeet@femalehobbitwithhairyfeet8 жыл бұрын

    • Actually better when X told him he and beast should get a job with TSA sniffing bags🤣🤣🤣

      @yoda908@yoda9084 жыл бұрын

  • oh my god i lost it when wolverine said "tubes" that's it that was it

    @tomcruisemiddleteeth@tomcruisemiddleteeth10 жыл бұрын

  • Omg the way they did Logan😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 "I can smell really far"🤣🤣 and "Tubes"😂😂😂😂🤣 "But where did I come from?"🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

    @JLOCC23424@JLOCC234242 жыл бұрын

  • "I can smell really far..."😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    @phutimasipa9225@phutimasipa92252 жыл бұрын

  • Better CGI than Origins: Wolverine

    @WybjornVR@WybjornVR10 жыл бұрын

  • Pete Holmes should have a skit show, I bet it would get more views than a talk show

    @joshuabrooks50@joshuabrooks508 жыл бұрын

    • HELL YES!

      @saffronmischief3480@saffronmischief34808 жыл бұрын

    • He had one on TBS and it got cancelled

      @dylanreynolds7343@dylanreynolds73438 жыл бұрын

    • He had more of a talk show though. It really should have been more of a skit show

      @joshuabrooks50@joshuabrooks508 жыл бұрын

    • +The King What was it called?

      @SuperYoshikong@SuperYoshikong8 жыл бұрын

  • I love the fact that professor X is channeling so much Dr. Evil!! 😂😂😂

    @LeonEvans_Guyver1@LeonEvans_Guyver1 Жыл бұрын

  • I love this!! I wish there was a show with pete holmes

    @sirprofit9257@sirprofit92572 жыл бұрын

  • "That does not help us..........YOU do not help us." 'You flail." "GET A JOURNAL LOGAN!!" Best lines!!!

    @skudbone@skudbone9 жыл бұрын

  • You also forgot the fact that Wolverine has healing powers.

    @SCWROX@SCWROX9 жыл бұрын

    • SCWROX I can't imagine that coming in handy against Magneto in that whole bridge scenario

      @darkcylander@darkcylander8 жыл бұрын

    • he sure can heal! Right up until magneto LITERALLY tears the metal from his body, like they've already explored in the comics. then, not so much..... seriously, why do they have him fight against magneto so much??

      @execrisiscoreonearth@execrisiscoreonearth8 жыл бұрын

    • +Brandon Bevill They should say "you know what Logan, why don't you sit this one out."

      @Bruinsbigestbear@Bruinsbigestbear8 жыл бұрын

    • still. push him back

      @Darkalfondso@Darkalfondso8 жыл бұрын

    • +Andrew Miville In X-Men animated series Magnito can't magnetize adamantium wich makes total ducking sense..if u can't break it you definitely can't magnitize it either! even Brian Singer said that the only reason they done that is because he wanted to use that line for Magnito "every bone from your body is made out of metal..right"

      @redharrison894@redharrison8948 жыл бұрын

  • Need more of this

    @TheRealChetManley@TheRealChetManley2 жыл бұрын

  • Where has this been all my life😂

    @Rose-uu9yk@Rose-uu9yk2 жыл бұрын
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