Batman faces off with Superman. Presented by www.magicmind.com #bat-canned #peteholmesbatman #batmanfiressuperman #superman #batman
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Pete managed to keep the same actors longer than DC does 😂
@EliasWolf775 ай бұрын
Sad but true.
@somerandolad4 ай бұрын
Boom Roasted!
@richardslaughter66523 ай бұрын
not sad, that's awesome!
@hughmann74853 ай бұрын
BURN
@1BigDaDo3 ай бұрын
doesnt take much they just reset the universe every few months
@daftdevil26233 ай бұрын
I like that Pete got the same actor back to do Superman again so many years later.
@ashleybrooke20877 ай бұрын
Amazing 😅
@ChineduOpara7 ай бұрын
@@ChineduOpara yea I was trying to look at the face like is this not the superman guy from b4 b4
@seyioyetade7 ай бұрын
He also got the same Batman!
@Kryptnyt7 ай бұрын
@@ChineduOpara😅
@olasoredaniel87977 ай бұрын
@@Kryptnythe is batman
@joenation58247 ай бұрын
I love how Batman's attempts at poisoning Superman with Kryptonite just kept getting more outrageous and ridiculous. 😂😂
@DG_Emperor5 ай бұрын
The shrek hole lasted the entire quarantine
@Megalomaniac57284 ай бұрын
It hit me when he did the pickles
@lazyfish76753 ай бұрын
Its green tea from Asia
@4rcigaming3683 ай бұрын
To be fair, it sounds like a power move. Like "look how much kryptonite I own, bitch, I don't even need to try, there is a metric ton of it under this desk".
@BlasphemousMoons2 ай бұрын
Each attempt was soooo good
@ArenaRat-xd8fuАй бұрын
Dude the "hold this rock" sent me to the moon; so good
@trevorlewis76426 ай бұрын
"That's why Alfred always pre hits the pinata " absolutely slays
@doctorleak53127 ай бұрын
Bro I just loled in my office. People think I'm insane
@mandreadfg7 ай бұрын
That was hands down the best joke he told on this one. That and "why don't u drive my car? Stay in my mansion? Get tipsy and tongue kiss my butler" 😂😂😂
@kyleferguson42367 ай бұрын
@@mandreadfg I no kidding just did the exact same thing 🤦♂️. Pete’s humor really sneaks up on you 😂
@DaDude20117 ай бұрын
Holmes's portrayal of Batman is among the funniest things I've seen. Perfectly hilarious.
@eclecticx7 ай бұрын
*piñata 😂
@jeramym95067 ай бұрын
“I used up all my best stuff last time”, that made me laugh so hard. I loved that Batman/Superman skit
@mattyc32877 ай бұрын
Yeah back then he teamed up w/Commissioner Gordon
@davisjones71377 ай бұрын
lol it killed me
@emanuele57997 ай бұрын
Of all of his older skits, that was by far the best! 😁😆 "You based your alter ego off the newies!" 😅😂🤣
@LordRain10317 ай бұрын
@@davisjones7137 and some guy without glasses.
@nrd-ej3gr7 ай бұрын
Where is Commissioner Gordon!?
@lukehoughton82417 ай бұрын
The “hope starts with an H” callback is perfection.
@daschwah6 ай бұрын
The fact Batman carved a Kryptonite Shrek puppet just to get Superman to touch it is pure dedication 😂 if it wasn’t for the green tea , the puppet would surely fool him 😂
@foodbug7 ай бұрын
That shit took me the fuck out 😂😂😂😂
@stevediv30225 ай бұрын
Oh I’m an orge I live in a swamp Hey now! Your rockstar get your game on
@Megalomaniac57284 ай бұрын
What a farquaad lol
@tylersoto74653 ай бұрын
Carved? Probably just stuffed with it.
@speeddemonji95472 ай бұрын
He clearly must have carved it during one of his Shrek holes
@Batchall_Accepted2 ай бұрын
This definitely felt like Superman was getting payback for the Batman v Superman parody they made a couple years ago. I do hope this isn't the end of the Bat-Canned videos if Batman's getting fired, because Id love to see Flash or Green Lantern fired videos. These are genuinely funny
@milkiassamuel7807 ай бұрын
It was... *checks* wow, at least 9 years ago kzhead.info/sun/YKttiZyCq4ZnnWg/bejne.html 'I used up all my good stuff last time'. 🤣
@thePsiMatrix7 ай бұрын
More like a decade ago
@UnitedFan27 ай бұрын
And 20million views later
@BeefJherky7 ай бұрын
theres still a flash and joker one, they are in the end graphic with the other ones
@ronjeremyrulz7 ай бұрын
Batman still has the Batfamily to Batcan. 😁
@patrickstewart34467 ай бұрын
I cant believe Superman wouldn’t know he’s joking. Humor is like… Batman’s whole thing.
@MyBiPolarBearMax7 ай бұрын
😆
@OneTraveller7 ай бұрын
That and riddles. Because riddles can be funny, like jokes.
@OmniscientWarrior7 ай бұрын
Nah,i am pretty sure he is so humorless his enemy is a clown.
@naamadossantossilva47362 ай бұрын
I mean, yeah, Batman is a pathetic clown (who fights pathetic clowns)
@MaikeruO2 ай бұрын
A sense of humor is like a set of living birth parrents. Not every superhero gets one.
@twglenn9636Ай бұрын
@3:10 Superman turned into Homelander really quick there. HAHAHAHA!
@nameless88475 ай бұрын
Nah. Even Comic Superman would get that tired of Bruce's shit.
@Shanethefilmmaker3 ай бұрын
Yea
@JohnFreyholtz-ii8ju2 ай бұрын
Not really unique to homelander
@speeddemonji95472 ай бұрын
When SM gets emotional his eyes glow
@nosuchthing8Күн бұрын
"Touch this rock." "Really? Youre not even trying now."😂😂
@masere7 ай бұрын
That Guy playing Superman is actually really good! Like a mix between Cavil and Reeve
@DIYBFF1237 ай бұрын
Yeah!!! And from a certain angle he kinda looks like Christian Bale 😂
@ChineduOpara7 ай бұрын
Definitely better than that current twat in the arrowverse.
@TheDJOblivion7 ай бұрын
Actually, ya I see it. The perfect mix tbh.
@DaddyVader877 ай бұрын
yeah he was surprisingly good, I could see him in a film
@ohiasdxfcghbljokasdjhnfvaw4ehr7 ай бұрын
if any of you are pretending he looks like any superman except nic cage, you're lying to yourselves
@doomdoomx7 ай бұрын
If Bats is legit fired, you should have him do interviews to get on other teams. Avengers, Legion of Doom, X-Men, Globetrotters, Scooby Doo Gang. Sky is the limit, Pete. Keep up the good work.
@one_with_kevrything98257 ай бұрын
Imagine him trying to join the X-men Pete plays both Batman and Xavier lol
@fraur0016 ай бұрын
Only if he can get on the 1980s Globetrotters.
@josephhodges98195 ай бұрын
Imagine he ND tony stark have the interview
@user-kz1rr4ri2o5 ай бұрын
That's actually good idea
@omjarhad72924 ай бұрын
@@user-kz1rr4ri2oYeah and Tony is so bored he does it with an empty Iron Man suit via remote (like in the Spiderman Homecoming I think) while chilling in the Caribbean.
@macsmith20134 ай бұрын
4:53 Is my favorite. Clark's face just screams, "Are you for real?"
@cliffbot6387 ай бұрын
3:09 Hilarious how batman just literally sinks in to his suit when supes activates the heat 😂😂
@gerardjayetileke43737 ай бұрын
I like this in character of the Znyder superman, that one would definitely not hesitate to murder batman with his Lazer eyes
@darrenthetuber7437 ай бұрын
1000000%. I had to pause the video to laugh for several minutes straight at that.
@Merglet4 ай бұрын
4:21 Superman almost lost it !! LOL !!
@perfectsoulmates20237 ай бұрын
I’m so so happy Pete Holmes is back. Especially him being Batman :)
@Andyfabb7 ай бұрын
But we need Badman.
@srilemobitelsrile88097 ай бұрын
This. 😂
@Quicksymphony7 ай бұрын
ICY WATERS the old skits were so funny
@nathanielcockayne23767 ай бұрын
Couldn't come up with any new characters
@Ludzig7 ай бұрын
Same. I was sad his show didn't get the recognition it deserved. I'm glad he's back
@dmacbta7 ай бұрын
1:39 'Hope starts with a H' The funniest reference ever made in DC history
@dishierbongo27573 ай бұрын
I'm so glad you and you're crew is back, Pete. We missed you. It's also great that you got your actor friends back. You are all doing a terrific job.
@florianhamburger567 ай бұрын
The way Superman says: "Like a big boy" is pure perfection! And Batman's sad voice question: That's why Alfred always pre-hits the pinata...Freaking perfection. Can't wait to se the outtakes :D
@kamael11257 ай бұрын
It's so character-appropriate that Bats can't ever emotionally take what he dishes out to everyone else around him... f'ing perfect. 😂
@justinklenk7 ай бұрын
Gum would be perfection too 😁
@mrstupiduniverse731c7 ай бұрын
I overfed these men?
@TheBestcommentor7 ай бұрын
@@TheBestcommentorlook at that little guy. All tuckered out.
@heathermillsphantomlimb93147 ай бұрын
@heathermillsphantomlimb9314 one of my all-time favorite favorite Batman skits of Pete Holmes' Batman 😂
@austinkahle6 ай бұрын
Laughed my ass off when Batman pulled out “The Asian Green Tea” lol
@hardsandwich7 ай бұрын
Like he knew he might need a Plan B... C/D/E... F(arquat)...
@justinklenk7 ай бұрын
4:27 was the funniest part. It's his attention to detail that makes the reference so funny.
@AtomicPunk235 ай бұрын
“I used up all my best stuff last time.” 😂😂😂
@newyorkgiantsfan54406 ай бұрын
‘Hope starts with a H. I used all the best stuff last time’ now that’s a throwback 😂
@OlpyColpy7 ай бұрын
The Superman actor does a really good Henry Cavill impression! He's got even the subtle facial expressions down 100% Here I thought it was gonna be a dunkfest like last time, but man the way he's written actually feels like Superman. Something about his performance just exudes power, genuinely seems like a guy you don't wanna fuck with.
@pakilla45787 ай бұрын
It's great to have "Badman" or other Batman sketches back. You can tell Pete probably just figured it was time to lean back into the stuff that was so great before.
@itsroulette7 ай бұрын
I lost it at "Eat sh*t, f***wad!" 🤣🤣
@ashwinhariharan6 ай бұрын
I can say with confidence that the Batman videos are by far Pete's best, both in dialog and in performances.
@nikos7317 ай бұрын
Agreed especially against Superman
@Nord_Meadly7 ай бұрын
Xmen were better tbh
@LongHaulTrucker4Life6 ай бұрын
the wonder woman actress was mid
@shmurt115 ай бұрын
@@LongHaulTrucker4LifeJubilee is still my favorite!😅
@BrokenDiety14 ай бұрын
@@LongHaulTrucker4Life Agreed
@poeticrider9184 ай бұрын
Can we please get Pete Holmes a comedy Justice League sitcom already! This guy is on another level! 👏
@foryourconsiderationfilmre28547 ай бұрын
Which one is pete holmes?
@The_Hulkster7 ай бұрын
@@The_HulksterBatman
@joshnaver39947 ай бұрын
Which one is Pete Holmes? You're missing out on some great comedy
@kevincruise35217 ай бұрын
@@kevincruise3521 This video was just suggested to me today and I found a few more of his videos. Which leads me this... Harvey Dent, can he be trusted?
@The_Hulkster7 ай бұрын
I would absolutely watch that
@ttrestle7 ай бұрын
5:04, where he just simply busts out the rock and says it's very holdable, I can't. 💀
@clarencezer3 ай бұрын
Please never stop making these Batman skits Pete. Nice clever Farquaad insult at the end 🤌🏼
@cy83r37 ай бұрын
“Hope starts with an H stupid” callback had me laughing too hard
@davidjohnson-gs9je7 ай бұрын
"Eat sh*t f**kwad" 😅😂🤣😭 the way he tilted his head to say that.
@joserios34456 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@ericostling472712 күн бұрын
This is the greatest comedic thing i have seen on youtube in the past decade. Seriously, Pete holmes is the FUNNIEST batman ever. Please keep doing more of these. It feels like we took a time capsule and pulled it out from the early days of youtube.
@ZstormVR4 ай бұрын
Superman remembered his last interaction with Batman so he came prepared.
@Doctor40777 ай бұрын
So he stole not only image but also Batman's superpower, did not he?
@alexkatc597 ай бұрын
Pete’s Scottish accent is freaking amazing!!
@8440k7 ай бұрын
It's not a scottish accent it's a Shrekish accent (the natives also call it Mikemyerish).
@MCPhatman7 ай бұрын
HAAR-vay Deent - _CAHN_ wee _TROOST_ 'im, lad, ees wot wai need to knoo, ees wot ah'm _AHS-keen_ yoo now, ya bloody FEWL!!
@justinklenk7 ай бұрын
"I totally took down one of them" had me dying. Everybody plowing through tons of them while Batman in a fight for his life with one 🤣
@TheOneTrueNoName4 ай бұрын
I am sad there wasn't a point where Superman is like where the hell are you getting all this kryptonite?!
@lazarusfitness38926 ай бұрын
This man is a genuinely good Superman. I'd love to see him play him in a film!
@omariwalker10067 ай бұрын
This is the 2nd time. Look up Badman vs Superman
@michaelpipkin99427 ай бұрын
He's an awesome mercenary in Jack reacher and in the live action bits of Quantum Break
@johnnytopgun64145 ай бұрын
Maybe as a parody of a parody.
@josephhodges98195 ай бұрын
Nop
@aswins.p7155Ай бұрын
" Green Tea .... from Asia Minor " OMFG 🤣🤣 Hillarious A F This series is EPIC Pete!! we have missed these soo much!!
@TEXAS24597 ай бұрын
Pete Holmes, doing Batman, doing Shrek, doing Smashmouth with a Kryptonite puppet... priceless! LOL!
@DangerMenWorking7 ай бұрын
I’m not a Superman fan but this is like my favorite Superman. He’s straight forward and taking no BS from Batman. 🤣
@byronjordan84247 ай бұрын
I think that guy could legitimately play Superman.
@basquat767 ай бұрын
“H is for hope. I used all my best stuff last time” 😂😂 Great stuff Pete!!
@danielabdelmalak32117 ай бұрын
"Hope starts with an H"
@borris37687 ай бұрын
Great job Butchering the joke you just heard. lol There's no S-ope for you.
@paulv77447 ай бұрын
I love these and am glad you’re making more . Now bring back prof x!!!
@mzx3807 ай бұрын
I also love how the previous skit had Superman exclaim, "Enough!" as he readied his heat vision... only to be mocked by Bruce and Gordan. This version is more Cavill style, and Bruce cowered when he did the same thing. Cavill's Superman will fry your ass 😂
@solidsnx7 ай бұрын
The Superman in the previous (2013) skit was also Cavill's parody.
@Anthony-pr7yc7 ай бұрын
@Anthony-pr7yc Oh yeah, that's right, with the whole hope starts with an H thing. Good call
@solidsnx7 ай бұрын
Such a treat to see these classic comedy bits resurrected for the modern era. Thanks to the legendary Pete Holmes, and everyone involved!
@Mystified20127 ай бұрын
Also can we talk about how saving this one for the end, right after Batman fired everyone else was *sheer genius*
@Tzgrey777 ай бұрын
Yeah it was. Although I still wanted to see him fire other justice league members like green lantern, green arrow, flash, Shazam, Robin and others first before we got to superman but this was still a cool series.
@thewolfofwallstreet6277 ай бұрын
So true, but I was expecting that Batman's going to be fired by Superman when they did Batman fires Batman... I said wait, where's Superman? lol
@faizanraza2557 ай бұрын
The fact that Batman took the time to have a puppet made of Kryptonite shows how much he planned this future day if he needed to fire Superman. Another brilliant sketch.
@royedwards23667 ай бұрын
Pete, this is my favorite thing of yours you do. You’re killer at these.
@celloyd47 ай бұрын
My sides hurt from laughing so hard when he spit the water out 😂
@RobocopDood7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@michaela28707 ай бұрын
Oh I’m dieing, can’t breath 😂😂😂
@michaelwoolford6 ай бұрын
Might be asthma.
@josephhodges98195 ай бұрын
This was the best one yet. Not trying to make Superman look incompetent was a smart move. It would have felt disingenuous. Definitely a smart shift in dynamic, and funny as hell from start to finish.
@Crowelephant7 ай бұрын
I mean how do you make one of the most powerful heroes look incompetent; even in their previous skit, they couldn't make him look incompetent but just make jokes about him.
@HulkVahkiin7 ай бұрын
@@HulkVahkiin somehow people manage Often
@DSan-kl2yc7 ай бұрын
@@DSan-kl2ycespecially when having a good brain along with badass powers is a very prominent thing with him
@user-pm6nx1fs2w7 ай бұрын
I was honestly waiting for a reveal that Batman was trying to stall Superman from leaving before revealing the kryptonite was built into his chair. Then the last line could be 'Prep time beats powers, bitch.'
@thungoda30827 ай бұрын
@@thungoda3082 😭 That would have been perfect.
@Crowelephant7 ай бұрын
Pete please keep making these! They are the best.
@ericwright31417 ай бұрын
I watched all of these and laughed so hard! I need more of these in my life. Please make more Pete.
@ndjoker345 ай бұрын
Batman should fire Austin Powers for no reason 😂. I'd love to see another Batman vs Superman part 3.
@IzaqMckree7 ай бұрын
There's a lot of reason to fire Austin Powers in todays climate
@Kryptnyt7 ай бұрын
The guy playing Supes almost cracked a chuckle at "glowing green Shrek puppet". 🤣 So many good parts in this. But wait, doesn't Batman financially support the Hall of Justice?
@thebenforever7 ай бұрын
Pretty sure he foots 90% of the bills for the League... Put it this way - it sure weren't Supes who bought that fancy space station in DCAU.
@PeteTheGrouch6 ай бұрын
@@PeteTheGrouchnot like superman can't do it he have a literal fortress with advance alien tech he is the son of the greatest mind of krypton science guild he can go to a meteor and use it for gold, we have Aquaman who is a literal king so i think financing is not a problem as for satellite between him, and stone they can easily make one.
@adaman.shr.35382 ай бұрын
@@adaman.shr.3538 ...question - if Supes has all that 'advanced tech', why hasn't he cured cancer yet? Just curious...
@PeteTheGrouch2 ай бұрын
@@PeteTheGrouch if luthor can make time machines, cure cancer and a large variety of other resources why haven't he done it... Well I don't know but for superman well it's because according to himself as he told Gardner 'if I make decisions for them if I will do everything for everyone then that's not living they won't make decisions they won't understand the difference between right and wrong if I..... Given them everything then that means humanity won't develop it's not living anymore it's being kept..... Like a pet in a cage' if superman give them the cure to cancer then the next big situation that occures will have humanity will depend on him they will stagnant besides I'm pretty sure anything superman will do luthor will reverse this dude cured his sisters cancer to prove he can do it and then gave her cancer saying 'lex giveth, luthor taketh away'.
@adaman.shr.35382 ай бұрын
3:27 LMFAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@lavatr83227 ай бұрын
Young man, you have lit the laughter fire I thought I lost. Your amazing!
@melaniejane55606 ай бұрын
Love this series; very much hoping to see more Thomas Middleditch as Robert Pattinson.
@kidrobota33257 ай бұрын
i want to see thomas as 500 different characters
@ohiasdxfcghbljokasdjhnfvaw4ehr7 ай бұрын
You mean Vengeance
@thewilhelmscream79127 ай бұрын
haha you get a good giggle out of me :D@@thewilhelmscream7912
@kamael11257 ай бұрын
But he got bat-canned!! 😢 Can we trust him??
@justinklenk7 ай бұрын
Can't believe I went to school with him still was crazy seeing him in old skits and movies
@scottyboy62697 ай бұрын
These sketches are the gift that keeps on giving! 😂
@jumpinjono7 ай бұрын
I’m so happy you’re making more of these. It’s been a long ass time.
@lolltaylor7 ай бұрын
I love these skits. Keep them coming
@mattsteve72297 ай бұрын
That "green tea...from Asia" setup has one of the funniest punchlines I've heard to a Superman-related joke in a long time! XD
@apollolux7 ай бұрын
I love how Superman couldn’t get through the shrek puppet line without grinning 😂
@AtomCarlyn7 ай бұрын
Yeah lol
@Chosen_one_5017 ай бұрын
good catch lmao didnt see that first watch
@moocow177 ай бұрын
Huh, to me, it looked more like agitation. I did see a brief smile cracked, however.
@pepperedash44247 ай бұрын
Good catch. He is suppressing it hard.
@ordenax7 ай бұрын
Never even saw a smile lol 😭 when was it
@snmnmidld62037 ай бұрын
2:21 green tea from Asia
@traviswyatt43564 ай бұрын
4:52😂😂😂
@traviswyatt43563 ай бұрын
Best one so far! Love it!
@kc-kc3tl7 ай бұрын
These videos have brought smiles to this old curmudgeon’s face. Batman is the icon of rationality and it’s fun seeing short flashes of everyone being rational except Batman. It’s hard to pick of favorite from the catalogue. I got to say the “I’m not Bruce Wayne” episode, but the bad sex jokes in the skit with Bane was hilarious. The format and writing fit well together. I ever hope for more to come.
@carljensen3337 ай бұрын
It's hard to make this strong of a statement, but I gotta seriously say that the Bane skit is truly in contention for the absolute funniest thing I've ever seen... I've watched it like 30 times over the years and it ruins me every time...
@justinklenk7 ай бұрын
@@justinklenkThe rubber suit really seals in the flavor . . . oh, and "Ass-mouth-vag!" LOL 🤣
@patricktilton53777 ай бұрын
@@patricktilton5377 Yes - those were absolutely the two rawest lines from the entire roast!
@justinklenk7 ай бұрын
I stabbed you first 😂
@NicholasBennett-sm8rj7 ай бұрын
@@NicholasBennett-sm8rjNow you have my permission to cry . . .
@patricktilton53777 ай бұрын
"Its time to can your ass....like sardines bitch" i love that. Also supes' line about dads hitting the piñata so that the kid feels like a big boy
@earendilthemariner55467 ай бұрын
Bats obsession with Supermans S on his suit, is an ongoing theme that never gets tired. "Hope starts with an H"😂😂
@Hagbard1237 ай бұрын
"What a Farkwad." BAAAAAHAHAHAHAAA!! Thank you for these great sketches
@rickdagrexican73517 ай бұрын
So glad these are back! I'd love to see a spin off, where lex Luther fires members of the legion of doom. Like reverse flash for having a lazy name or gorilla grod for his smell ectr. Could add some more longevity into these and a good way of tapping into how ridiculous some of them are
@Rozza2k7 ай бұрын
Lex Luthor: "You're out on your ass, Manta. I just can't tolerate your dumbass motivation. You used to just be evil and had some of the best drip in the LOD. That was great. That was classic villain stuff. Now, you've got this inane attempt to pull sympathy because your old man, *_the mass-murdering pirate,_* fucked around and found out. Do you even know how ignorant that makes us look? You can't go around preaching your own version of "live by the sword, die by the sword" when you're bellyaching about your POS parent dying by the sword. Stop it!"
@silverblade3577 ай бұрын
That is comedy gold 💯
@darkwolfe62867 ай бұрын
I'm half surprised Bats didn't try to throw the "rock" at him
@omniultimate7 ай бұрын
These are hilarious, was cracking up the whole time
@enertron49767 ай бұрын
Oh, man. I love this type of videos. My favourites indeed 🤣
@ZeroGaiaForce7 ай бұрын
This was the best one yet! Drinking the kryptonite was hysterical! 😂
@damonekstrom43637 ай бұрын
“That’s why Alfred always pre-hits the piñata?” I’m dead! 🤣🤣
@amarkray017 ай бұрын
Awesome Work, I love these!
@aggressivemastery7 ай бұрын
It's kind of harsh but also somewhat understandable that Batman might consider kicking Aquaman out of the Justice League. But the fact that he ends up firing every single member, including Superman, for basically no reason at all is fucking hilarious.
@alecjones4676Ай бұрын
Loved it. Surprised Supes never reminded Batman that Kryptonite is still very radioactive and Bruce should take some anti rads. Excessive Kryptonite exposure killed Lex and I bet Bats made all those things himself 😂
@Parnman7 ай бұрын
It depends on the version. Superman TAS it took lex wearing kryptonite for like a decade to be affected.
@theyux17 ай бұрын
"Bats"... lol.
@justinklenk7 ай бұрын
Kryptonite is barely radioactive. A human basically needs to wear kryptonite every day for years to get radiation poisoning from it.
@redrick89007 ай бұрын
Shut up you nerds
@borris37687 ай бұрын
It can take absolute decades of holding for it to affect humans in anyway regular radiation would though, him holding these is canonically harmless right now. I can’t believe Deathstroke really tried to surgically implant Kryptonite into Rose’s eye socket, Nightwing had to save her, still oooooof.
@Artryom7 ай бұрын
When people ask me who my favorite Batman actor is, I always say Pete Holmes! Pete, glad to see your doing batman videos again! Please keep it up!
@philipstrugar5877 ай бұрын
He does have the potential to be a serious Batman. Even then, I'd still expect him to come out with some funny one liners
@commandingjudgedredd18417 ай бұрын
Great video y'all. Pete is the greatest to ever do it.
@nizambao46537 ай бұрын
Dude the costumes are on point. Awesome video!
@MikeSmith-bn1qr7 ай бұрын
“I used up all my best stuff last time” 😞 That tickled me 😂
@SlideIX7 ай бұрын
I was just waiting for some comedy genius to just jump right out at me and he hit me with the, "I help!" 🤣 That took me right out!!! Loving these new shorts! He needs his own show again! Imagine like an Office type show like this!? Would definitely watch!
@thechampuru7 ай бұрын
Pete got the best actor for Superman, like holy shit, he’s perfect! The look, the speaking mannerisms, the attitude, all of it is just perfect!
@Howard_T_Duck7 ай бұрын
Dude I'm so glad this is back. But also, I swear these two could have a show of their own. Like if James Gunn really wants DC to get back to it, hire Pete-Fuxkin-Holmes, and the Superman actor
@youtubesuxnow87667 ай бұрын
I fucking love these. We've missed your amazing skits, Pete!
@Emanon...7 ай бұрын
Omfg the glowing drinks 😂 pure gold
@OG_Cool_Cat7 ай бұрын
These videos are absolutely gold.
@heybub30196 ай бұрын
This is the comedy gold I know from Pete's Batman oh damn soooo good thanks guys!
@FlameMage27 ай бұрын
My eyes are still wet from laughing with the previous Bat-canned video and here's the next one already. Thanks Pete!!!
@TimsFoyleHeadgear7 ай бұрын
I love how Pete looks like Bale in the face😂 makes Batman funnier
@Gavin_G017 ай бұрын
We went deep into the desperation of the Batsy and i suspect he tried hypnosis with the rock attempt to no avail. Owned.
@goatnicholson7 ай бұрын
I'm loving these skits. Welcome back "badman" 😅
@theironsmith17 ай бұрын
Please never stop making batman videos. I could watch em all day.
@punawelewele7 ай бұрын
It truly is the deepest well of comedy deliciousness - here and elsewhere... but especially here. 😂😂😂
@justinklenk7 ай бұрын
This man is so funny. i just broke my arm recently and this is the 1st thing that made me feel better. thx your the man Pete.
@uptownpapi257 ай бұрын
Yep Peter rules
@NT-lq3lq7 ай бұрын
This is priceless!! I'd like to see this Batman fire the Flash, Green Lantern and Robin LOL!! Keep up the great work!!
@willrodgers24367 ай бұрын
Love these Pete! Thank you! 🤣🤣👍
@vodkajaybulls7 ай бұрын
I've missed this series so much!
@ChineduOpara7 ай бұрын
@@ChineduOpara "my skills that I learned in the mountains!" 🤣🤣
@vodkajaybulls7 ай бұрын
Pete, you need to be on tv with these sketches again!
Pete managed to keep the same actors longer than DC does 😂
Sad but true.
Boom Roasted!
not sad, that's awesome!
BURN
doesnt take much they just reset the universe every few months
I like that Pete got the same actor back to do Superman again so many years later.
Amazing 😅
@@ChineduOpara yea I was trying to look at the face like is this not the superman guy from b4 b4
He also got the same Batman!
@@ChineduOpara😅
@@Kryptnythe is batman
I love how Batman's attempts at poisoning Superman with Kryptonite just kept getting more outrageous and ridiculous. 😂😂
The shrek hole lasted the entire quarantine
It hit me when he did the pickles
Its green tea from Asia
To be fair, it sounds like a power move. Like "look how much kryptonite I own, bitch, I don't even need to try, there is a metric ton of it under this desk".
Each attempt was soooo good
Dude the "hold this rock" sent me to the moon; so good
"That's why Alfred always pre hits the pinata " absolutely slays
Bro I just loled in my office. People think I'm insane
That was hands down the best joke he told on this one. That and "why don't u drive my car? Stay in my mansion? Get tipsy and tongue kiss my butler" 😂😂😂
@@mandreadfg I no kidding just did the exact same thing 🤦♂️. Pete’s humor really sneaks up on you 😂
Holmes's portrayal of Batman is among the funniest things I've seen. Perfectly hilarious.
*piñata 😂
“I used up all my best stuff last time”, that made me laugh so hard. I loved that Batman/Superman skit
Yeah back then he teamed up w/Commissioner Gordon
lol it killed me
Of all of his older skits, that was by far the best! 😁😆 "You based your alter ego off the newies!" 😅😂🤣
@@davisjones7137 and some guy without glasses.
Where is Commissioner Gordon!?
The “hope starts with an H” callback is perfection.
The fact Batman carved a Kryptonite Shrek puppet just to get Superman to touch it is pure dedication 😂 if it wasn’t for the green tea , the puppet would surely fool him 😂
That shit took me the fuck out 😂😂😂😂
Oh I’m an orge I live in a swamp Hey now! Your rockstar get your game on
What a farquaad lol
Carved? Probably just stuffed with it.
He clearly must have carved it during one of his Shrek holes
This definitely felt like Superman was getting payback for the Batman v Superman parody they made a couple years ago. I do hope this isn't the end of the Bat-Canned videos if Batman's getting fired, because Id love to see Flash or Green Lantern fired videos. These are genuinely funny
It was... *checks* wow, at least 9 years ago kzhead.info/sun/YKttiZyCq4ZnnWg/bejne.html 'I used up all my good stuff last time'. 🤣
More like a decade ago
And 20million views later
theres still a flash and joker one, they are in the end graphic with the other ones
Batman still has the Batfamily to Batcan. 😁
I cant believe Superman wouldn’t know he’s joking. Humor is like… Batman’s whole thing.
😆
That and riddles. Because riddles can be funny, like jokes.
Nah,i am pretty sure he is so humorless his enemy is a clown.
I mean, yeah, Batman is a pathetic clown (who fights pathetic clowns)
A sense of humor is like a set of living birth parrents. Not every superhero gets one.
@3:10 Superman turned into Homelander really quick there. HAHAHAHA!
Nah. Even Comic Superman would get that tired of Bruce's shit.
Yea
Not really unique to homelander
When SM gets emotional his eyes glow
"Touch this rock." "Really? Youre not even trying now."😂😂
That Guy playing Superman is actually really good! Like a mix between Cavil and Reeve
Yeah!!! And from a certain angle he kinda looks like Christian Bale 😂
Definitely better than that current twat in the arrowverse.
Actually, ya I see it. The perfect mix tbh.
yeah he was surprisingly good, I could see him in a film
if any of you are pretending he looks like any superman except nic cage, you're lying to yourselves
If Bats is legit fired, you should have him do interviews to get on other teams. Avengers, Legion of Doom, X-Men, Globetrotters, Scooby Doo Gang. Sky is the limit, Pete. Keep up the good work.
Imagine him trying to join the X-men Pete plays both Batman and Xavier lol
Only if he can get on the 1980s Globetrotters.
Imagine he ND tony stark have the interview
That's actually good idea
@@user-kz1rr4ri2oYeah and Tony is so bored he does it with an empty Iron Man suit via remote (like in the Spiderman Homecoming I think) while chilling in the Caribbean.
4:53 Is my favorite. Clark's face just screams, "Are you for real?"
3:09 Hilarious how batman just literally sinks in to his suit when supes activates the heat 😂😂
I like this in character of the Znyder superman, that one would definitely not hesitate to murder batman with his Lazer eyes
1000000%. I had to pause the video to laugh for several minutes straight at that.
4:21 Superman almost lost it !! LOL !!
I’m so so happy Pete Holmes is back. Especially him being Batman :)
But we need Badman.
This. 😂
ICY WATERS the old skits were so funny
Couldn't come up with any new characters
Same. I was sad his show didn't get the recognition it deserved. I'm glad he's back
1:39 'Hope starts with a H' The funniest reference ever made in DC history
I'm so glad you and you're crew is back, Pete. We missed you. It's also great that you got your actor friends back. You are all doing a terrific job.
The way Superman says: "Like a big boy" is pure perfection! And Batman's sad voice question: That's why Alfred always pre-hits the pinata...Freaking perfection. Can't wait to se the outtakes :D
It's so character-appropriate that Bats can't ever emotionally take what he dishes out to everyone else around him... f'ing perfect. 😂
Gum would be perfection too 😁
I overfed these men?
@@TheBestcommentorlook at that little guy. All tuckered out.
@heathermillsphantomlimb9314 one of my all-time favorite favorite Batman skits of Pete Holmes' Batman 😂
Laughed my ass off when Batman pulled out “The Asian Green Tea” lol
Like he knew he might need a Plan B... C/D/E... F(arquat)...
4:27 was the funniest part. It's his attention to detail that makes the reference so funny.
“I used up all my best stuff last time.” 😂😂😂
‘Hope starts with a H. I used all the best stuff last time’ now that’s a throwback 😂
The Superman actor does a really good Henry Cavill impression! He's got even the subtle facial expressions down 100% Here I thought it was gonna be a dunkfest like last time, but man the way he's written actually feels like Superman. Something about his performance just exudes power, genuinely seems like a guy you don't wanna fuck with.
It's great to have "Badman" or other Batman sketches back. You can tell Pete probably just figured it was time to lean back into the stuff that was so great before.
I lost it at "Eat sh*t, f***wad!" 🤣🤣
I can say with confidence that the Batman videos are by far Pete's best, both in dialog and in performances.
Agreed especially against Superman
Xmen were better tbh
the wonder woman actress was mid
@@LongHaulTrucker4LifeJubilee is still my favorite!😅
@@LongHaulTrucker4Life Agreed
Can we please get Pete Holmes a comedy Justice League sitcom already! This guy is on another level! 👏
Which one is pete holmes?
@@The_HulksterBatman
Which one is Pete Holmes? You're missing out on some great comedy
@@kevincruise3521 This video was just suggested to me today and I found a few more of his videos. Which leads me this... Harvey Dent, can he be trusted?
I would absolutely watch that
5:04, where he just simply busts out the rock and says it's very holdable, I can't. 💀
Please never stop making these Batman skits Pete. Nice clever Farquaad insult at the end 🤌🏼
“Hope starts with an H stupid” callback had me laughing too hard
"Eat sh*t f**kwad" 😅😂🤣😭 the way he tilted his head to say that.
😂😂😂😂
This is the greatest comedic thing i have seen on youtube in the past decade. Seriously, Pete holmes is the FUNNIEST batman ever. Please keep doing more of these. It feels like we took a time capsule and pulled it out from the early days of youtube.
Superman remembered his last interaction with Batman so he came prepared.
So he stole not only image but also Batman's superpower, did not he?
Pete’s Scottish accent is freaking amazing!!
It's not a scottish accent it's a Shrekish accent (the natives also call it Mikemyerish).
HAAR-vay Deent - _CAHN_ wee _TROOST_ 'im, lad, ees wot wai need to knoo, ees wot ah'm _AHS-keen_ yoo now, ya bloody FEWL!!
"I totally took down one of them" had me dying. Everybody plowing through tons of them while Batman in a fight for his life with one 🤣
I am sad there wasn't a point where Superman is like where the hell are you getting all this kryptonite?!
This man is a genuinely good Superman. I'd love to see him play him in a film!
This is the 2nd time. Look up Badman vs Superman
He's an awesome mercenary in Jack reacher and in the live action bits of Quantum Break
Maybe as a parody of a parody.
Nop
" Green Tea .... from Asia Minor " OMFG 🤣🤣 Hillarious A F This series is EPIC Pete!! we have missed these soo much!!
Pete Holmes, doing Batman, doing Shrek, doing Smashmouth with a Kryptonite puppet... priceless! LOL!
I’m not a Superman fan but this is like my favorite Superman. He’s straight forward and taking no BS from Batman. 🤣
I think that guy could legitimately play Superman.
“H is for hope. I used all my best stuff last time” 😂😂 Great stuff Pete!!
"Hope starts with an H"
Great job Butchering the joke you just heard. lol There's no S-ope for you.
I love these and am glad you’re making more . Now bring back prof x!!!
I also love how the previous skit had Superman exclaim, "Enough!" as he readied his heat vision... only to be mocked by Bruce and Gordan. This version is more Cavill style, and Bruce cowered when he did the same thing. Cavill's Superman will fry your ass 😂
The Superman in the previous (2013) skit was also Cavill's parody.
@Anthony-pr7yc Oh yeah, that's right, with the whole hope starts with an H thing. Good call
Such a treat to see these classic comedy bits resurrected for the modern era. Thanks to the legendary Pete Holmes, and everyone involved!
Also can we talk about how saving this one for the end, right after Batman fired everyone else was *sheer genius*
Yeah it was. Although I still wanted to see him fire other justice league members like green lantern, green arrow, flash, Shazam, Robin and others first before we got to superman but this was still a cool series.
So true, but I was expecting that Batman's going to be fired by Superman when they did Batman fires Batman... I said wait, where's Superman? lol
The fact that Batman took the time to have a puppet made of Kryptonite shows how much he planned this future day if he needed to fire Superman. Another brilliant sketch.
Pete, this is my favorite thing of yours you do. You’re killer at these.
My sides hurt from laughing so hard when he spit the water out 😂
😂😂😂
Oh I’m dieing, can’t breath 😂😂😂
Might be asthma.
This was the best one yet. Not trying to make Superman look incompetent was a smart move. It would have felt disingenuous. Definitely a smart shift in dynamic, and funny as hell from start to finish.
I mean how do you make one of the most powerful heroes look incompetent; even in their previous skit, they couldn't make him look incompetent but just make jokes about him.
@@HulkVahkiin somehow people manage Often
@@DSan-kl2ycespecially when having a good brain along with badass powers is a very prominent thing with him
I was honestly waiting for a reveal that Batman was trying to stall Superman from leaving before revealing the kryptonite was built into his chair. Then the last line could be 'Prep time beats powers, bitch.'
@@thungoda3082 😭 That would have been perfect.
Pete please keep making these! They are the best.
I watched all of these and laughed so hard! I need more of these in my life. Please make more Pete.
Batman should fire Austin Powers for no reason 😂. I'd love to see another Batman vs Superman part 3.
There's a lot of reason to fire Austin Powers in todays climate
The guy playing Supes almost cracked a chuckle at "glowing green Shrek puppet". 🤣 So many good parts in this. But wait, doesn't Batman financially support the Hall of Justice?
Pretty sure he foots 90% of the bills for the League... Put it this way - it sure weren't Supes who bought that fancy space station in DCAU.
@@PeteTheGrouchnot like superman can't do it he have a literal fortress with advance alien tech he is the son of the greatest mind of krypton science guild he can go to a meteor and use it for gold, we have Aquaman who is a literal king so i think financing is not a problem as for satellite between him, and stone they can easily make one.
@@adaman.shr.3538 ...question - if Supes has all that 'advanced tech', why hasn't he cured cancer yet? Just curious...
@@PeteTheGrouch if luthor can make time machines, cure cancer and a large variety of other resources why haven't he done it... Well I don't know but for superman well it's because according to himself as he told Gardner 'if I make decisions for them if I will do everything for everyone then that's not living they won't make decisions they won't understand the difference between right and wrong if I..... Given them everything then that means humanity won't develop it's not living anymore it's being kept..... Like a pet in a cage' if superman give them the cure to cancer then the next big situation that occures will have humanity will depend on him they will stagnant besides I'm pretty sure anything superman will do luthor will reverse this dude cured his sisters cancer to prove he can do it and then gave her cancer saying 'lex giveth, luthor taketh away'.
3:27 LMFAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Young man, you have lit the laughter fire I thought I lost. Your amazing!
Love this series; very much hoping to see more Thomas Middleditch as Robert Pattinson.
i want to see thomas as 500 different characters
You mean Vengeance
haha you get a good giggle out of me :D@@thewilhelmscream7912
But he got bat-canned!! 😢 Can we trust him??
Can't believe I went to school with him still was crazy seeing him in old skits and movies
These sketches are the gift that keeps on giving! 😂
I’m so happy you’re making more of these. It’s been a long ass time.
I love these skits. Keep them coming
That "green tea...from Asia" setup has one of the funniest punchlines I've heard to a Superman-related joke in a long time! XD
I love how Superman couldn’t get through the shrek puppet line without grinning 😂
Yeah lol
good catch lmao didnt see that first watch
Huh, to me, it looked more like agitation. I did see a brief smile cracked, however.
Good catch. He is suppressing it hard.
Never even saw a smile lol 😭 when was it
2:21 green tea from Asia
4:52😂😂😂
Best one so far! Love it!
These videos have brought smiles to this old curmudgeon’s face. Batman is the icon of rationality and it’s fun seeing short flashes of everyone being rational except Batman. It’s hard to pick of favorite from the catalogue. I got to say the “I’m not Bruce Wayne” episode, but the bad sex jokes in the skit with Bane was hilarious. The format and writing fit well together. I ever hope for more to come.
It's hard to make this strong of a statement, but I gotta seriously say that the Bane skit is truly in contention for the absolute funniest thing I've ever seen... I've watched it like 30 times over the years and it ruins me every time...
@@justinklenkThe rubber suit really seals in the flavor . . . oh, and "Ass-mouth-vag!" LOL 🤣
@@patricktilton5377 Yes - those were absolutely the two rawest lines from the entire roast!
I stabbed you first 😂
@@NicholasBennett-sm8rjNow you have my permission to cry . . .
"Its time to can your ass....like sardines bitch" i love that. Also supes' line about dads hitting the piñata so that the kid feels like a big boy
Bats obsession with Supermans S on his suit, is an ongoing theme that never gets tired. "Hope starts with an H"😂😂
"What a Farkwad." BAAAAAHAHAHAHAAA!! Thank you for these great sketches
So glad these are back! I'd love to see a spin off, where lex Luther fires members of the legion of doom. Like reverse flash for having a lazy name or gorilla grod for his smell ectr. Could add some more longevity into these and a good way of tapping into how ridiculous some of them are
Lex Luthor: "You're out on your ass, Manta. I just can't tolerate your dumbass motivation. You used to just be evil and had some of the best drip in the LOD. That was great. That was classic villain stuff. Now, you've got this inane attempt to pull sympathy because your old man, *_the mass-murdering pirate,_* fucked around and found out. Do you even know how ignorant that makes us look? You can't go around preaching your own version of "live by the sword, die by the sword" when you're bellyaching about your POS parent dying by the sword. Stop it!"
That is comedy gold 💯
I'm half surprised Bats didn't try to throw the "rock" at him
These are hilarious, was cracking up the whole time
Oh, man. I love this type of videos. My favourites indeed 🤣
This was the best one yet! Drinking the kryptonite was hysterical! 😂
“That’s why Alfred always pre-hits the piñata?” I’m dead! 🤣🤣
Awesome Work, I love these!
It's kind of harsh but also somewhat understandable that Batman might consider kicking Aquaman out of the Justice League. But the fact that he ends up firing every single member, including Superman, for basically no reason at all is fucking hilarious.
Loved it. Surprised Supes never reminded Batman that Kryptonite is still very radioactive and Bruce should take some anti rads. Excessive Kryptonite exposure killed Lex and I bet Bats made all those things himself 😂
It depends on the version. Superman TAS it took lex wearing kryptonite for like a decade to be affected.
"Bats"... lol.
Kryptonite is barely radioactive. A human basically needs to wear kryptonite every day for years to get radiation poisoning from it.
Shut up you nerds
It can take absolute decades of holding for it to affect humans in anyway regular radiation would though, him holding these is canonically harmless right now. I can’t believe Deathstroke really tried to surgically implant Kryptonite into Rose’s eye socket, Nightwing had to save her, still oooooof.
When people ask me who my favorite Batman actor is, I always say Pete Holmes! Pete, glad to see your doing batman videos again! Please keep it up!
He does have the potential to be a serious Batman. Even then, I'd still expect him to come out with some funny one liners
Great video y'all. Pete is the greatest to ever do it.
Dude the costumes are on point. Awesome video!
“I used up all my best stuff last time” 😞 That tickled me 😂
I was just waiting for some comedy genius to just jump right out at me and he hit me with the, "I help!" 🤣 That took me right out!!! Loving these new shorts! He needs his own show again! Imagine like an Office type show like this!? Would definitely watch!
Pete got the best actor for Superman, like holy shit, he’s perfect! The look, the speaking mannerisms, the attitude, all of it is just perfect!
Dude I'm so glad this is back. But also, I swear these two could have a show of their own. Like if James Gunn really wants DC to get back to it, hire Pete-Fuxkin-Holmes, and the Superman actor
I fucking love these. We've missed your amazing skits, Pete!
Omfg the glowing drinks 😂 pure gold
These videos are absolutely gold.
This is the comedy gold I know from Pete's Batman oh damn soooo good thanks guys!
My eyes are still wet from laughing with the previous Bat-canned video and here's the next one already. Thanks Pete!!!
I love how Pete looks like Bale in the face😂 makes Batman funnier
We went deep into the desperation of the Batsy and i suspect he tried hypnosis with the rock attempt to no avail. Owned.
I'm loving these skits. Welcome back "badman" 😅
Please never stop making batman videos. I could watch em all day.
It truly is the deepest well of comedy deliciousness - here and elsewhere... but especially here. 😂😂😂
This man is so funny. i just broke my arm recently and this is the 1st thing that made me feel better. thx your the man Pete.
Yep Peter rules
This is priceless!! I'd like to see this Batman fire the Flash, Green Lantern and Robin LOL!! Keep up the great work!!
Love these Pete! Thank you! 🤣🤣👍
I've missed this series so much!
@@ChineduOpara "my skills that I learned in the mountains!" 🤣🤣
Pete, you need to be on tv with these sketches again!