man was on a mission by compiling 54 minutes worth of clips
@glohin87708 ай бұрын
54 minutes and no word of a lie was spoken
@RatelHBadger6 ай бұрын
@@RatelHBadger US of A here. Yap. Pretty much. But don't knock murder until you've tried it. And the guy doing most of the talking (yelling) is fat and loud. He'd fit right in!
@UberLummox6 ай бұрын
@@UberLummox you must be a long-haul trucker
@RatelHBadger6 ай бұрын
@@RatelHBadger Just kidding about the murder part, if that's what you mean. 🙂
@UberLummox6 ай бұрын
@@UberLummoxtrue! Loud, fat, bombastic and violent! Real American Material right there. (To clarify i mean this in jest, no offence intended)
@PokkoJaj6 ай бұрын
"You're american? You can't be, you're not fat enough." what a smooth talker Clarkson is
@cryalot3786 ай бұрын
she's actually Canadian - said she was American because she was told to by the producers.
@fatso84376 ай бұрын
Always makes me laugh.
@kevinbuja81056 ай бұрын
Canada is in North America so yes, she is american🤷♂ @@fatso8437
@alexeikotov77696 ай бұрын
@fatso8437 and yet it doesn't matter because canadian obesity is getting bad too!
@paulcarmi81306 ай бұрын
@@fatso8437 Truth be told, Canadians are also Americans
@LinkAlmeida6 ай бұрын
“We need some sophistication - we’ll call the Australians!” A double-whammy joke that always cracks me up
@wingsofzero57325 ай бұрын
"gas, they call a liquid gas"
@raulrosas50688 ай бұрын
Right? Lol that was funny, GASoline.
@shoeonhead8 ай бұрын
The funny part is, the word petrol came after the word gasoline. The first ones to say gasoline were... the British!
@JETZcorp8 ай бұрын
annnnnd look at the prices they pay for gasoline,,,,,,gasoline is the same price world wide,,,,,,its the taxes and transportation that make it different in different countries,,,look it up@@shoeonhead
@bill45colt8 ай бұрын
@@JETZcorp But they didn't call it gas
@saagabragi69384 ай бұрын
@saagabragi6938 It was an obscure waste product at the time, so most people hadn't heard of it. But the fact is, gasoline was the first word used for it, and it was named that because it vaporized so readily into its gaseous state. Liquid gasoline isn't even flammable - its gaseous form is the important feature. Yes it's a liquid when it's stored, but so is compressed natural gas, propane gas, acetylene gas, freon gas, nitrogen, oxygen, nitrous, etc.
@JETZcorp4 ай бұрын
As an american, i can approve the entire message 🤣 had me pissing my pants the whole time.
@NightRunner_K58 ай бұрын
seconded! their roasts really do nail us right on the head!
@ghomerhust8 ай бұрын
LOL, I am laughing the whole time, but I also feel a little bad, because only about 3/4 of it is true.
@MorningNapalm6 ай бұрын
Us limeys haven’t got over getting dumped all those centuries ago. Jeremy gives the best impression of a dumped boyfriend, all in jest I’m sure :)
@winstonsmithsoul6 ай бұрын
@@MorningNapalm More like at least 90% right at least.
@UberLummox6 ай бұрын
As an American, I don't approve your statement.
@IHWKR5 ай бұрын
As an American, who has lived in Florida, I always loved when they would rip on us. Plus, the almost constant badgering of Hammond for being an American, secretly, was also funny.
@kevinbuja81056 ай бұрын
The fact that this is the longest Top Gear compilation I’ve seen speaks volumes about Top Gear
@etac7746 ай бұрын
Speed Camera’s
@lukedanielgalon15966 ай бұрын
The fact that it's spelled compilation , and I'm not even British.
@kourloulinos5 ай бұрын
@@kourloulinos American proving clarksons point
@jay85644 ай бұрын
@mikew.30473 ай бұрын
"It's got a flat belly. It's the only thing in America that has..." I laughed out loud at that one.
@shock69066 ай бұрын
As a fat American who drives a jacked up Dodge ram 1500 I approve this video.
@adamwalkercodes5 ай бұрын
You should know then 😉
@kasperrieberg34954 ай бұрын
as a non obese American, Fiat bought your brand. That fact is better than your best ford joke, and that is all that matters.
@jmg45662 күн бұрын
Back when America had the guts to take some punches.
@lightborn90718 ай бұрын
yeah, once that fatass took over, everyone started complaining when the entire world found out just how stupid we were. not that it's better currently....
@ghomerhust8 ай бұрын
well, not in Alabama they didn't LMAO
@Valigarmanda8 ай бұрын
Yeah, as an American most of us have gone way too soft. I love all these jokes
@z1bryan8 ай бұрын
@@z1bryanand its the old people who watch Top Gear lol
@derrickstorm69766 ай бұрын
You clearly haven’t seen this comment section.
@Yomotomen6 ай бұрын
As an American, they aren't wrong.
@CharlieFoxtrot068 ай бұрын
The make Fun How Americans says Jaguar But when Clarkson say Škoda it gets me everytime🤣New Skoouda 🤣🤣
@PragueFalcor8 ай бұрын
The funny thing is that neither pronounce the word properly yet they make fun of each other. The “J” should sound more like “H” (hagooar) and the word comes from a South American tribe..
@boxingfan1l9506 ай бұрын
As a Czech I gotta say that 99 percent ppl dont know how to pronounce it. Which I find very fucking weird because its literally just pronounced "Shko-DA"
@cronoz-sensei42594 ай бұрын
I enjoy the fact it's cheeky banter and not toxic insults. Top class from them
@numa2k1476 ай бұрын
5:20 "God, Florida's awful." The most accurate thing ever said about Florida.
@HJW0186 ай бұрын
Honestly most of the deep south fits into this. North Carolina is the first state that isn’t absolutely awful
@1995_jack2 ай бұрын
Yet everybody is going there.
@PaintHerWhite29 күн бұрын
@@PaintHerWhite Not really, Between '21-'22 739k moved there while 490k left that's a net of 249k, that's not a substantial nor is it remotely considered "everybody."
@HJW01829 күн бұрын
@@HJW018 nerd alert.
@SpaceMissile15 күн бұрын
90% of these clips are Clarkson. Which I like. Hammond would never say anything bad about America and James doesn't know where America is because he doesn't even know where his house is. To be fair, I love all of these jokes and although I'm not American, I have an affinity for american culture, I will always remember how blown away I was by the size of the caesar salad I bought when I first got there at my hotel. I will always be amazed at how in America I always felt obligated to order an extra burger everywhere I went. And I will always be amazed at how I put on 8 kilos in just 4 weeks by being there and still walking all day. The food is nuts, it's so cheap and there's this weird urge to eat more, so you do. And you get fat.
@maxslender46688 ай бұрын
James doesn't even know where HE is.
@GloomGaiGar6 ай бұрын
Weird way to say you have no self control. Just because food is there doesn’t mean you have to eat it.
@dickhitswater48366 ай бұрын
Well at least American food is edible unlike British food. Blood pudding , spot of dick, jellied eels, Haggis, Piccalilli, bkack pudding, mince pie, and the absolutely disgusting Marmite !! Its no wonder they all think Americans are fat ! Its cause we actually have edible food here ! Not something thats as gross as Tripe made from a stomach lining from random animals and has to be cooked all day long just to be able to chew it enough !🤢
@k3corvette356 ай бұрын
Don't most people eat more when they're on vacation?
@thomasward45055 ай бұрын
Walk a lot and jet lag can make body try to compensate.
@andrewcheng19985 ай бұрын
Best part is when Clarkson tries to convince the police officer that they were shooting a documentary and definitely not a fool around show.
@lucas825 ай бұрын
'you will now attempt in 8 days what the Americans couldn't in 10 years. Drive from south Vietnam to north'
@oweinwong98498 ай бұрын
As an american I can confirm all this is true
@jimjimmyjam82428 ай бұрын
Even the incest part?
@ian12311005 ай бұрын
@@ian1231100that evil King George tried to separate us from our sisters 😡
@OzzieMozzie7774 ай бұрын
yeo@@ian1231100
@Spectru914 ай бұрын
No it's not, and our country has been dishonored by Jeremy Clarkson! Most crosswalks here don't use words! I mean other than that it's all true, but the crosswalk signs!
@staalman122620 күн бұрын
1:25 “it’s nice to have the colonies here” bye💀
@ic18156 ай бұрын
The lenght of this video is hilarious itself😂
@endreslukk59568 ай бұрын
33:05... ACTUALLY, ""undertaking" (passing on the right) is NOT legal in the U.S. NOR is staying in the #1 lane (left for us) while traffic moves faster than you. Those two laws ARE still on the books, but it has become impossible to enforce because you cannot ticket 99.9% of the motoring public who doesn't know this.
@alexgerrits3498 ай бұрын
Absolutely nobody in this country even knows that "undertaking" is a thing. There's just passing, and they figure who cares which lane it happens in.
@JETZcorp8 ай бұрын
Hey, the same rules apply on the Autobahn. With the only difference that you go 120 while overtaking a truck that goes 90, only to be passed by someone going 160 on the other side
@HappyBeezerStudios6 ай бұрын
@@JETZcorp Yes, that is the accepted standard for U.S. drivers and law enforcement, but the penal code still says that the #1 lane is for passing only. English drivers still recognize that law, but foreigners there are ignoring it and the Brits are angry about it. Personally I have been angry about it since I started driving in 1982.
@alexgerrits3496 ай бұрын
@@bb-sky It's a joke from Jeremy Clarkson who said on Top Gear "You cannot be an undertaker" which was in response to the British Director of Transportation who said that undertaking is illegal
@alexgerrits3496 ай бұрын
@@HappyBeezerStudios Yes. in Europe, the law is still enforced. In the U.S., that law is s still in place, but it has been overlooked for nearly a century now.
@alexgerrits3496 ай бұрын
I will give Clarkson that our fuel in America is "limp-wristed fairy fuel" compared to what the Europeans use.
@larrypelrine17998 ай бұрын
Worth noting that US fuel octane is rated by a different system to Europe. The AKI number will always be lower than RON, even if the fuel was identical. Theirs is still better, but not by that much.
@JETZcorp8 ай бұрын
Hearing how awkward Jezza's Yank accent is only makes me realize how weird I must sound impersonating a Brit... Damn, you Longshanks. The War of 1812 wasn't enough?
@yammt31488 ай бұрын
After all these years I'm still coming across Top Gear clips I haven't seen before, that was worth every minute.
@bjw48596 ай бұрын
i really like this guy because hes actually funny. most of the idiots on tv actually just pretend to funny
I'm a fat American who only speaks one language, doesn't have a passport, drives a sedan, & played soccer as a kid, yet love this video.
@ml98674 ай бұрын
Just the fact this video is nearly 1/24 of a day.
@deltas47648 ай бұрын
0:20... If you didn't drive on the wrong side of the road, you could turn right on red also.
@alexgerrits3498 ай бұрын
You’d turn left on a red light for driving on the left
@Shakes-Off-Fear6 ай бұрын
@@Shakes-Off-Fear You would think, but apparently, they don't grasp that.
@alexgerrits34919 күн бұрын
32:39 This could not have aged worse. Turns out the Americans owning F1 is one of the worst thing that can happen to the sport because they keep putting stupid and boring races into the calendar along with the cringiest opening ceremony in the human history.
@cl61youtube8 ай бұрын
Not only that, NASCAR is growing faster than ever and actually has some of the most interesting and diverse racing in the motorsport world. It's got short ovals, long ovals, rovals, road courses, dirt tracks, and now street courses! I went to the Chicago Street Race a few months ago and it was an unforgettable first motorsport event.
@abalakrishnan41528 ай бұрын
Boring races have been around before Americans got their hands on it. European owners have introduced far worse races. The worst opening ceremony in human history was the 2023 Asian games in China.
@GloomGaiGar6 ай бұрын
I just never watch the opening ceremony. the race starts at exact hour X:XX (unless rain delays) so it's easy for me to tune in 1 minute before 'light's out and away we go!' Also the past year or two gave better races than the decade before when Mercedes would usually win with 30+ seconds lead. (VERstappen dominance is getting boring, but at least the other teams are a bit closer now )
@Blackadder756 ай бұрын
16:08 “I got me a Mitsubooshi up my butt creek” LOLOLOL
@hmdwgf5 ай бұрын
“You don’t know man, you weren’t there”.😂
@sakshamchaudhary85946 ай бұрын
They really used German engineering and American money to get to the moon. My man was on point
@user-mc6wb4ls1p6 ай бұрын
Ummm yep we know
@pucknhusker94266 ай бұрын
forget about russian though, their rocket formula by konstantin tsiolkovsky and inventions..
@theoteddy96654 ай бұрын
1:34 Makes his jokes about others being fate even funnier.
@samrester62548 ай бұрын
Can’t believe there’s an hour worth of this.
@ellis35478 ай бұрын
I guess Clarkson is banned in America for his entire life.
@alwantamalus37098 ай бұрын
I think, they had their revenge on him, when he bought the Ford GT.
@Gunni19726 ай бұрын
He doesn’t mind
@kasperrieberg34954 ай бұрын
5:10 😂😂😂 Vietnam, "you dont know man you weren't there"😂😂😂
@subjectunknown509813 күн бұрын
God, the cutoff at 8:40 is freaking glorious
@EversTrainz5 ай бұрын
“Soccer, is what your police do to their wives!”
@joshdelany51896 ай бұрын
As an American in surprised this is only 54 minutes long...
@thegodofhellfire6 ай бұрын
As an American. Thank you for the jokes. If ya can't laugh 😆.. well ya can't live
@paulhammons70774 ай бұрын
I just check on this every month to see how many of my fellow Americans have no humor.
@TheSavvy703 ай бұрын
It's karma seeing the present day Clarkson grow to the size of a zeppelin.
@ddutsie6 ай бұрын
It's not Karma, it's called aging, American's getting fat at the age of five.
@Ghost-og1oc5 ай бұрын
I love hearing these guys making fun of us… “The Stig’s American cousin” 🤣… Good stuff!
@68orangecrate264 ай бұрын
I want these guys back! The best TV show ever
@herceg67724 ай бұрын
"They call a liquid, Gas" American's summed up in one line
@jspaceemperor4204 ай бұрын
"You can have it in red, white, black, yellow, or blue, and that's it!" I can tell he was talking about the C5 Corvette here.
@shock69066 ай бұрын
Ford GT 2004
@wanganeu5 ай бұрын
As an American I love it when they make fun of us! 🤣
@rampagingelephant7353Ай бұрын
As an American, this shit is hilarious. For the record, if I was looking to buy a premium sports car I wouldn't buy American because all of what they said are pretty true. However, at 32:38 this is exactly how we'd run F1 and y'all can't tell me it wouldn't be an improvement. Don't believe me? Look up Myatt Snyder and Austin Hill. No suspensions for that lol
@jacobmanning72626 ай бұрын
As a Mexican, I tend to agree with jeremy this video is funny as fuck
@topgamer-126216 ай бұрын
As a New Zealander i would hate to live in Mexico. Way to close to America. Feel for you my bro ✌
@pucknhusker94266 ай бұрын
@@pucknhusker9426also mexican, thank you brother
@Corkassnigga82378freddy6 ай бұрын
All good bro, i really do feel for you guys and all thinking people around the world feel the same im sure. @@Corkassnigga82378freddy
@pucknhusker94266 ай бұрын
3:45 America whenever they fight a war against insurgents: *wins war for 20 years straight then goes home and somehow loses*
@centurion79936 ай бұрын
"Trunk is that thing in front of an elephants" "they call something that's liquid, gas"
@torres38004 ай бұрын
2:59 BUMBLEBEEEEEE!!!
@luckilyidontcare30126 ай бұрын
It's funny because, apart from the accent, Jeremy seems like an American 😄
@sc79096 ай бұрын
44:41 The Cadillac XLR has tail lights that cannot be repaired & there are no replacements available.
@ml98674 ай бұрын
the fact that there's an hour of only this.. 😂
@RicoBanani23 күн бұрын
The Ford GT40 was actually designed by Bruce McLaren - a New Zealander. Not by a British person.
@KeithHinch6 ай бұрын
Try again. That was the Lola GT by Eric Broadley.
@anvilsvs5 ай бұрын
I absolutely love this video😂
@KyleIng6 ай бұрын
the Colonies 😅
@99KRIS998 ай бұрын
What is really funny is the “fattest bloke” is Jeremy! A lot of truth in that video though…..😊
@jstarr111118 ай бұрын
“Hummer guaranteed not to repel your sister” 😂😂😂
@junkyardboy4 ай бұрын
Ryan Reynolds is canadian if I'm not mistaken
@ryougahibiki9418 ай бұрын
Still checks out, north america 😅😅😅
@taigarl98408 ай бұрын
Still american. Last time i checked canadia is in nth america
@sugarnads6 ай бұрын
@@sugarnadsnot how that works lol
@believeinmatter6 ай бұрын
@@sugarnads you do know that canada isnt part of the us right
@R_E_D226 ай бұрын
@@sugarnadsnope
@PeaceAndQuiet._.5 ай бұрын
mr big mac and silicon valley lol great compilation
@XxEpicxSeinagixXАй бұрын
30:32 can someone tell me the name of that song in the background?
@adamlaskaj85795 ай бұрын
wicked game
@gta4crashesmods2124 ай бұрын
Then he did Netflix lol
@flyinghedgehog38338 ай бұрын
"A Starion is just an Asian owned Stallion" - Granddad, 2018. RIP!
@DanielFrost795 ай бұрын
anybody know the song at 30:32 ?
@nebuloi2923 ай бұрын
As an American, these are hilarious and I love these guys 😂🤣🤣
@MoreFromKore5 күн бұрын
In the 1960/70 Ford Europe used to build a V4 engine that both Ford and Saab were using.
@mrpoenuts2 ай бұрын
When the axis powers quite literally destroyed your supply lines, and you exist thanks to the u.s.
@connorlyons23766 ай бұрын
lol if you cant laugh at yourself you will be laughed at hence the rest of the world is on its knees in a puddle of tears and very saw stomach muscles. Edit/ Stomach muscles are formed when you use your legs to leave the couch/sofa or what you guys probably call a WWF viewing platform.
@pucknhusker94266 ай бұрын
Ww2 would of been won without us it would just took longer
@PeaceAndQuiet._.5 ай бұрын
Yes, it would have been won without us. But not by the Brits.
@anvilsvs5 ай бұрын
I agree with the whole interior thing. For a certain time period, American cars had some of the worst interiors
@NeedForSpeed.20045 ай бұрын
Still dont excel in making interiors.
@mikoajsiedlaczek36753 ай бұрын
I love how he says "like it's spelled" Then can't pronounce aluminum 😂😂
@wesleyreese76473 ай бұрын
Welp, if Americans could spell, they'd write "aluminium" like we do in the civilized world ;)
@killermonkey13923 ай бұрын
@@killermonkey1392 look up the original spelling. Alumium was designated as Aluminum by its founder, Davy. British/English later changed it to sound like potassium, sodium, etc. We pronounce how it's spelled instead of changing the spelling to what we can or Can NOT Pronounce. 😉😉
@wesleyreese76473 ай бұрын
Not the biggest fan of Clarkson generally, but I can certainly get behind him on his views of the US
@FinnRenard5 ай бұрын
Terrible quality, but awesome editing. Brilliant, thanks for putting this together. Bless the joy the boys bring to the rest of us 😊
@andrewf13264 ай бұрын
It can't find any city,....... But it CAN find you a BURger. That sentence, iconic....
@koekiemonster57234 ай бұрын
You dont need horsepower when you're ugly....Pontiac Aztec
@shannonschneider84138 ай бұрын
If no one wants to compete with it, What's the point?
@Gunni19726 ай бұрын
I like how with the chrysler he clarkson says it wont let me turn traction control off, i feel like chrysler was watching because now all the cars you can turn traction control off and it stays off
@mr.stealthrt63663 ай бұрын
Gotta love these 3
@rockwithmoss19014 ай бұрын
Pure genius 😂
@alanchantiefighterskuanlia6276 ай бұрын
um, that camaro set records at the ring
@Tentative795 ай бұрын
My first trip to America and I had to drive my first american car. Back home in Portugal I had a Fiat Uno 60 i.e. The american car had a 5 liter engine, the biggest radio that I saw in a car, enormous buttons and no place whatsoever for 2 adults in the back seat although the car was 1,5 meter longer and 0,4 wider than my Fiat. The performance was a joke, like a Renault 4. The worst car that I ever drove. Sorry but I forget the model name, was a long time ago.
@dplouro6 ай бұрын
Lumping All-American cars into one group is like lumping all-americans into one group. There are many American cars that corner well they're called sports cars, but your average everyday shitbox car is just for transportation
@thomasward45055 ай бұрын
I love seeing Top Gear make fun of the country I love. In other words I'm an American who finds British comedy amazing
@CGTGofficial4 ай бұрын
This should be called "Jeremy Clarkson makes fun of America" still funny AF.
@SolRC5 ай бұрын
Clarkson speaks logic
@withinjapan20246 ай бұрын
Sounds like the beginning note to sweet dreams
@Knuckles_approves4 ай бұрын
I would always say they have to be getting base model vehicles from American... Being 36 and knowing a lot about all types of vehicles, they DEFINITELY got stock, base, BS interior on them US products 😂🤷♂️🤘
@tankeater6 ай бұрын
Bro... LE EPIC!!!
@opshredderytp8 ай бұрын
Notice how 85% of the video is Clarkson
@Low-gee6 ай бұрын
Know what Jaguar means in American ? Yard art.
@jackwebb50448 ай бұрын
Like all the other fords then. 😂
@TheSavvy708 ай бұрын
But Richard Hammond, do you not realise you are an Alien ?
@alistairmills76088 күн бұрын
didn't feel like they're making fun of, felt like a documentary XD
@samflyer805 ай бұрын
"You spilt my burger" 14:15
@kidnamedfingerreal5 ай бұрын
You used AI to find the clips talking about Americans?
@mrmoses71708 ай бұрын
I'm an American and, spot on! LoL
@BUEAU8 ай бұрын
18:19 What, getting to second base with the road? 😂
@yamil80035 ай бұрын
This video should close with the clip where they read the viewer email asking them to be more American, and they apply make-up on them 😂😂😂😂😂
@BassicVIC3 ай бұрын
The car was first made in Germany. Germany drives on the right hand side of the road. Sorry England, you guys are different.
@MrBattlecharge6 ай бұрын
I agree with Clarkson on everything except that
@SwanGangMeme5 ай бұрын
"Welcome to the free world." That didn't age well did it Jezza? 😆
@knytrydr734 ай бұрын
Welcome to the free world *LOL*
@MrNickelbrille8 ай бұрын
Only someone who has never been to another country could have made this comment 😅
@wanganeu8 ай бұрын
@@wanganeu You don't know what sarcasm is, do you? I have been a year abroad. Next to driving around Europe many years long.
@MrNickelbrille8 ай бұрын
I found that comment so ironic because the UK is one of the biggest nanny states there is.
@97I30T6 ай бұрын
41:00-42:35 Has got to be the funniest thing, I've seen in ages XD
man was on a mission by compiling 54 minutes worth of clips
54 minutes and no word of a lie was spoken
@@RatelHBadger US of A here. Yap. Pretty much. But don't knock murder until you've tried it. And the guy doing most of the talking (yelling) is fat and loud. He'd fit right in!
@@UberLummox you must be a long-haul trucker
@@RatelHBadger Just kidding about the murder part, if that's what you mean. 🙂
@@UberLummoxtrue! Loud, fat, bombastic and violent! Real American Material right there. (To clarify i mean this in jest, no offence intended)
"You're american? You can't be, you're not fat enough." what a smooth talker Clarkson is
she's actually Canadian - said she was American because she was told to by the producers.
Always makes me laugh.
Canada is in North America so yes, she is american🤷♂ @@fatso8437
@fatso8437 and yet it doesn't matter because canadian obesity is getting bad too!
@@fatso8437 Truth be told, Canadians are also Americans
“We need some sophistication - we’ll call the Australians!” A double-whammy joke that always cracks me up
"gas, they call a liquid gas"
Right? Lol that was funny, GASoline.
The funny part is, the word petrol came after the word gasoline. The first ones to say gasoline were... the British!
annnnnd look at the prices they pay for gasoline,,,,,,gasoline is the same price world wide,,,,,,its the taxes and transportation that make it different in different countries,,,look it up@@shoeonhead
@@JETZcorp But they didn't call it gas
@saagabragi6938 It was an obscure waste product at the time, so most people hadn't heard of it. But the fact is, gasoline was the first word used for it, and it was named that because it vaporized so readily into its gaseous state. Liquid gasoline isn't even flammable - its gaseous form is the important feature. Yes it's a liquid when it's stored, but so is compressed natural gas, propane gas, acetylene gas, freon gas, nitrogen, oxygen, nitrous, etc.
As an american, i can approve the entire message 🤣 had me pissing my pants the whole time.
seconded! their roasts really do nail us right on the head!
LOL, I am laughing the whole time, but I also feel a little bad, because only about 3/4 of it is true.
Us limeys haven’t got over getting dumped all those centuries ago. Jeremy gives the best impression of a dumped boyfriend, all in jest I’m sure :)
@@MorningNapalm More like at least 90% right at least.
As an American, I don't approve your statement.
As an American, who has lived in Florida, I always loved when they would rip on us. Plus, the almost constant badgering of Hammond for being an American, secretly, was also funny.
The fact that this is the longest Top Gear compilation I’ve seen speaks volumes about Top Gear
Speed Camera’s
The fact that it's spelled compilation , and I'm not even British.
@@kourloulinos American proving clarksons point
"It's got a flat belly. It's the only thing in America that has..." I laughed out loud at that one.
As a fat American who drives a jacked up Dodge ram 1500 I approve this video.
You should know then 😉
as a non obese American, Fiat bought your brand. That fact is better than your best ford joke, and that is all that matters.
Back when America had the guts to take some punches.
yeah, once that fatass took over, everyone started complaining when the entire world found out just how stupid we were. not that it's better currently....
well, not in Alabama they didn't LMAO
Yeah, as an American most of us have gone way too soft. I love all these jokes
@@z1bryanand its the old people who watch Top Gear lol
You clearly haven’t seen this comment section.
As an American, they aren't wrong.
The make Fun How Americans says Jaguar But when Clarkson say Škoda it gets me everytime🤣New Skoouda 🤣🤣
The funny thing is that neither pronounce the word properly yet they make fun of each other. The “J” should sound more like “H” (hagooar) and the word comes from a South American tribe..
As a Czech I gotta say that 99 percent ppl dont know how to pronounce it. Which I find very fucking weird because its literally just pronounced "Shko-DA"
I enjoy the fact it's cheeky banter and not toxic insults. Top class from them
5:20 "God, Florida's awful." The most accurate thing ever said about Florida.
Honestly most of the deep south fits into this. North Carolina is the first state that isn’t absolutely awful
Yet everybody is going there.
@@PaintHerWhite Not really, Between '21-'22 739k moved there while 490k left that's a net of 249k, that's not a substantial nor is it remotely considered "everybody."
@@HJW018 nerd alert.
90% of these clips are Clarkson. Which I like. Hammond would never say anything bad about America and James doesn't know where America is because he doesn't even know where his house is. To be fair, I love all of these jokes and although I'm not American, I have an affinity for american culture, I will always remember how blown away I was by the size of the caesar salad I bought when I first got there at my hotel. I will always be amazed at how in America I always felt obligated to order an extra burger everywhere I went. And I will always be amazed at how I put on 8 kilos in just 4 weeks by being there and still walking all day. The food is nuts, it's so cheap and there's this weird urge to eat more, so you do. And you get fat.
James doesn't even know where HE is.
Weird way to say you have no self control. Just because food is there doesn’t mean you have to eat it.
Well at least American food is edible unlike British food. Blood pudding , spot of dick, jellied eels, Haggis, Piccalilli, bkack pudding, mince pie, and the absolutely disgusting Marmite !! Its no wonder they all think Americans are fat ! Its cause we actually have edible food here ! Not something thats as gross as Tripe made from a stomach lining from random animals and has to be cooked all day long just to be able to chew it enough !🤢
Don't most people eat more when they're on vacation?
Walk a lot and jet lag can make body try to compensate.
Best part is when Clarkson tries to convince the police officer that they were shooting a documentary and definitely not a fool around show.
'you will now attempt in 8 days what the Americans couldn't in 10 years. Drive from south Vietnam to north'
As an american I can confirm all this is true
Even the incest part?
@@ian1231100that evil King George tried to separate us from our sisters 😡
yeo@@ian1231100
No it's not, and our country has been dishonored by Jeremy Clarkson! Most crosswalks here don't use words! I mean other than that it's all true, but the crosswalk signs!
1:25 “it’s nice to have the colonies here” bye💀
The lenght of this video is hilarious itself😂
33:05... ACTUALLY, ""undertaking" (passing on the right) is NOT legal in the U.S. NOR is staying in the #1 lane (left for us) while traffic moves faster than you. Those two laws ARE still on the books, but it has become impossible to enforce because you cannot ticket 99.9% of the motoring public who doesn't know this.
Absolutely nobody in this country even knows that "undertaking" is a thing. There's just passing, and they figure who cares which lane it happens in.
Hey, the same rules apply on the Autobahn. With the only difference that you go 120 while overtaking a truck that goes 90, only to be passed by someone going 160 on the other side
@@JETZcorp Yes, that is the accepted standard for U.S. drivers and law enforcement, but the penal code still says that the #1 lane is for passing only. English drivers still recognize that law, but foreigners there are ignoring it and the Brits are angry about it. Personally I have been angry about it since I started driving in 1982.
@@bb-sky It's a joke from Jeremy Clarkson who said on Top Gear "You cannot be an undertaker" which was in response to the British Director of Transportation who said that undertaking is illegal
@@HappyBeezerStudios Yes. in Europe, the law is still enforced. In the U.S., that law is s still in place, but it has been overlooked for nearly a century now.
I will give Clarkson that our fuel in America is "limp-wristed fairy fuel" compared to what the Europeans use.
Worth noting that US fuel octane is rated by a different system to Europe. The AKI number will always be lower than RON, even if the fuel was identical. Theirs is still better, but not by that much.
Hearing how awkward Jezza's Yank accent is only makes me realize how weird I must sound impersonating a Brit... Damn, you Longshanks. The War of 1812 wasn't enough?
After all these years I'm still coming across Top Gear clips I haven't seen before, that was worth every minute.
i really like this guy because hes actually funny. most of the idiots on tv actually just pretend to funny
You need to get a hold of his books. You'll, die.
"cuz hey it's sporty! that's sporty! got no suspension it's sporty!"
I'm a fat American who only speaks one language, doesn't have a passport, drives a sedan, & played soccer as a kid, yet love this video.
Just the fact this video is nearly 1/24 of a day.
0:20... If you didn't drive on the wrong side of the road, you could turn right on red also.
You’d turn left on a red light for driving on the left
@@Shakes-Off-Fear You would think, but apparently, they don't grasp that.
32:39 This could not have aged worse. Turns out the Americans owning F1 is one of the worst thing that can happen to the sport because they keep putting stupid and boring races into the calendar along with the cringiest opening ceremony in the human history.
Not only that, NASCAR is growing faster than ever and actually has some of the most interesting and diverse racing in the motorsport world. It's got short ovals, long ovals, rovals, road courses, dirt tracks, and now street courses! I went to the Chicago Street Race a few months ago and it was an unforgettable first motorsport event.
Boring races have been around before Americans got their hands on it. European owners have introduced far worse races. The worst opening ceremony in human history was the 2023 Asian games in China.
I just never watch the opening ceremony. the race starts at exact hour X:XX (unless rain delays) so it's easy for me to tune in 1 minute before 'light's out and away we go!' Also the past year or two gave better races than the decade before when Mercedes would usually win with 30+ seconds lead. (VERstappen dominance is getting boring, but at least the other teams are a bit closer now )
16:08 “I got me a Mitsubooshi up my butt creek” LOLOLOL
“You don’t know man, you weren’t there”.😂
They really used German engineering and American money to get to the moon. My man was on point
Ummm yep we know
forget about russian though, their rocket formula by konstantin tsiolkovsky and inventions..
1:34 Makes his jokes about others being fate even funnier.
Can’t believe there’s an hour worth of this.
I guess Clarkson is banned in America for his entire life.
I think, they had their revenge on him, when he bought the Ford GT.
He doesn’t mind
5:10 😂😂😂 Vietnam, "you dont know man you weren't there"😂😂😂
God, the cutoff at 8:40 is freaking glorious
“Soccer, is what your police do to their wives!”
As an American in surprised this is only 54 minutes long...
As an American. Thank you for the jokes. If ya can't laugh 😆.. well ya can't live
I just check on this every month to see how many of my fellow Americans have no humor.
It's karma seeing the present day Clarkson grow to the size of a zeppelin.
It's not Karma, it's called aging, American's getting fat at the age of five.
I love hearing these guys making fun of us… “The Stig’s American cousin” 🤣… Good stuff!
I want these guys back! The best TV show ever
"They call a liquid, Gas" American's summed up in one line
"You can have it in red, white, black, yellow, or blue, and that's it!" I can tell he was talking about the C5 Corvette here.
Ford GT 2004
As an American I love it when they make fun of us! 🤣
As an American, this shit is hilarious. For the record, if I was looking to buy a premium sports car I wouldn't buy American because all of what they said are pretty true. However, at 32:38 this is exactly how we'd run F1 and y'all can't tell me it wouldn't be an improvement. Don't believe me? Look up Myatt Snyder and Austin Hill. No suspensions for that lol
As a Mexican, I tend to agree with jeremy this video is funny as fuck
As a New Zealander i would hate to live in Mexico. Way to close to America. Feel for you my bro ✌
@@pucknhusker9426also mexican, thank you brother
All good bro, i really do feel for you guys and all thinking people around the world feel the same im sure. @@Corkassnigga82378freddy
3:45 America whenever they fight a war against insurgents: *wins war for 20 years straight then goes home and somehow loses*
"Trunk is that thing in front of an elephants" "they call something that's liquid, gas"
2:59 BUMBLEBEEEEEE!!!
It's funny because, apart from the accent, Jeremy seems like an American 😄
44:41 The Cadillac XLR has tail lights that cannot be repaired & there are no replacements available.
the fact that there's an hour of only this.. 😂
The Ford GT40 was actually designed by Bruce McLaren - a New Zealander. Not by a British person.
Try again. That was the Lola GT by Eric Broadley.
I absolutely love this video😂
the Colonies 😅
What is really funny is the “fattest bloke” is Jeremy! A lot of truth in that video though…..😊
“Hummer guaranteed not to repel your sister” 😂😂😂
Ryan Reynolds is canadian if I'm not mistaken
Still checks out, north america 😅😅😅
Still american. Last time i checked canadia is in nth america
@@sugarnadsnot how that works lol
@@sugarnads you do know that canada isnt part of the us right
@@sugarnadsnope
mr big mac and silicon valley lol great compilation
30:32 can someone tell me the name of that song in the background?
wicked game
Then he did Netflix lol
"A Starion is just an Asian owned Stallion" - Granddad, 2018. RIP!
anybody know the song at 30:32 ?
As an American, these are hilarious and I love these guys 😂🤣🤣
In the 1960/70 Ford Europe used to build a V4 engine that both Ford and Saab were using.
When the axis powers quite literally destroyed your supply lines, and you exist thanks to the u.s.
lol if you cant laugh at yourself you will be laughed at hence the rest of the world is on its knees in a puddle of tears and very saw stomach muscles. Edit/ Stomach muscles are formed when you use your legs to leave the couch/sofa or what you guys probably call a WWF viewing platform.
Ww2 would of been won without us it would just took longer
Yes, it would have been won without us. But not by the Brits.
I agree with the whole interior thing. For a certain time period, American cars had some of the worst interiors
Still dont excel in making interiors.
I love how he says "like it's spelled" Then can't pronounce aluminum 😂😂
Welp, if Americans could spell, they'd write "aluminium" like we do in the civilized world ;)
@@killermonkey1392 look up the original spelling. Alumium was designated as Aluminum by its founder, Davy. British/English later changed it to sound like potassium, sodium, etc. We pronounce how it's spelled instead of changing the spelling to what we can or Can NOT Pronounce. 😉😉
Not the biggest fan of Clarkson generally, but I can certainly get behind him on his views of the US
Terrible quality, but awesome editing. Brilliant, thanks for putting this together. Bless the joy the boys bring to the rest of us 😊
It can't find any city,....... But it CAN find you a BURger. That sentence, iconic....
You dont need horsepower when you're ugly....Pontiac Aztec
If no one wants to compete with it, What's the point?
I like how with the chrysler he clarkson says it wont let me turn traction control off, i feel like chrysler was watching because now all the cars you can turn traction control off and it stays off
Gotta love these 3
Pure genius 😂
um, that camaro set records at the ring
My first trip to America and I had to drive my first american car. Back home in Portugal I had a Fiat Uno 60 i.e. The american car had a 5 liter engine, the biggest radio that I saw in a car, enormous buttons and no place whatsoever for 2 adults in the back seat although the car was 1,5 meter longer and 0,4 wider than my Fiat. The performance was a joke, like a Renault 4. The worst car that I ever drove. Sorry but I forget the model name, was a long time ago.
Lumping All-American cars into one group is like lumping all-americans into one group. There are many American cars that corner well they're called sports cars, but your average everyday shitbox car is just for transportation
I love seeing Top Gear make fun of the country I love. In other words I'm an American who finds British comedy amazing
This should be called "Jeremy Clarkson makes fun of America" still funny AF.
Clarkson speaks logic
Sounds like the beginning note to sweet dreams
I would always say they have to be getting base model vehicles from American... Being 36 and knowing a lot about all types of vehicles, they DEFINITELY got stock, base, BS interior on them US products 😂🤷♂️🤘
Bro... LE EPIC!!!
Notice how 85% of the video is Clarkson
Know what Jaguar means in American ? Yard art.
Like all the other fords then. 😂
But Richard Hammond, do you not realise you are an Alien ?
didn't feel like they're making fun of, felt like a documentary XD
"You spilt my burger" 14:15
You used AI to find the clips talking about Americans?
I'm an American and, spot on! LoL
18:19 What, getting to second base with the road? 😂
This video should close with the clip where they read the viewer email asking them to be more American, and they apply make-up on them 😂😂😂😂😂
The car was first made in Germany. Germany drives on the right hand side of the road. Sorry England, you guys are different.
I agree with Clarkson on everything except that
"Welcome to the free world." That didn't age well did it Jezza? 😆
Welcome to the free world *LOL*
Only someone who has never been to another country could have made this comment 😅
@@wanganeu You don't know what sarcasm is, do you? I have been a year abroad. Next to driving around Europe many years long.
I found that comment so ironic because the UK is one of the biggest nanny states there is.
41:00-42:35 Has got to be the funniest thing, I've seen in ages XD