The best of Michael McIntyre Christmas comedy . Website: www.michaelmcintyre.co.uk/ Facebook: / themichaelmcintyre Twitter: @McInTweet
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It’s Christmas Day 2023 & I wasn’t having a very good day until I discovered Michael McIntyre on You Tube this morning. I’ve been laughing ever since.
@katespear12334 ай бұрын
“Special, gifted people... the gliders” -Michael Mclntyre
@oppyhoppy35473 жыл бұрын
Oppy Hoppy They're the ones who have the NEW scissors that can cut the paper properly!
@Bendijester3 жыл бұрын
I'm a glider...and my Grammy is too...and my dad every.single.time.he has to wrap something i see him hesitate to try it then he just cuts....meanwhile I'm over hear having three freakin presents ahead of him cause I'm a glider😂😂😂😂
@janedoe40402 жыл бұрын
My sister and mum have the talent, it wasn’t passed down to me unfortunately 😂
@Meg_intheclouds2 жыл бұрын
When it comes to cutting wrapping paper I either glide or butcher it beyond recognition... There is no in between.
@noctisglitch91833 жыл бұрын
Just use a Stanley knife 😂..lol
@Leoviliti12 жыл бұрын
Me too. I'm like that with cellophane too.
@houndandhandbag2 жыл бұрын
My mom bought a new pair of scissors for Christmas and we all call them the "Nice Scissors"
@ghoul_kid10273 жыл бұрын
We have Nice Scissors, Meat Scissors, Veggie Scissors, Outside Scissors, Pet Food Scissors, People Food/Junk Food Scissors, Craft Scissors, Fabric Scissors, Medical Scissors, EMT/First Aid Emergency Scissors (for vehicles & house), Bathroom Scissors, Kid Scissors, Basement Scissors, Plant Scissors, and...whoa! I just realized we have a lot of scissors!!! And that each has their own jurisdiction. LOL ✂️
@AB_Evans3 жыл бұрын
I remember that some comic years ago did a bit about how every household has a pair of Good Scissors, as in: "Would you please get me the scissors....No, not those, I need The Good Scissors for this."
@LynxSouth3 жыл бұрын
😆😆😆😆😆 human minds are so alike
@jemmaj29193 жыл бұрын
My household only has one pair of scissors and they are fab - we call them the 'work scissors' cos I nicked them from work 🤫🤫🤫
@pkk6393 жыл бұрын
@@pkk639 Congratulations, you're a thief.
@LynxSouth3 жыл бұрын
I Love Michaels clean, happy comedy style. His accent is absolutely perfect for it. Even for fellow Brits.
@choochoo95064 ай бұрын
'Even'?
@taras68063 ай бұрын
Hes not that clean, he swears a lot and makes crude jokes all the time. This one is cleaner than his usual stuff because he was performing for his royal dickishness Prince (at the time) Charles and his bit... consort Camilla.
@junoantaresofficialАй бұрын
@@junoantaresofficial You clearly haven't seen much of him.
@taras6806Ай бұрын
"You don't know who you are, what you are doing and what day it is." That was most of the year for me, let alone the gap between Christmas and new year.
@charlestownsend92803 жыл бұрын
I love the fact that he takes true things and makes us think about them
@abbymchugh8933 жыл бұрын
He is brilliant at observational humour
@johnmccann51043 жыл бұрын
I AM ALREADY THINKING 🤔😀😂👏
@dulcehajjar58263 жыл бұрын
And laugh at them!
@susie98933 жыл бұрын
@@susie9893 laughter is something we all need in the current climate
@johnmccann51043 жыл бұрын
@@johnmccann5104 so true! Doesn't even feel like Christmas this year
@susie98933 жыл бұрын
My mother was a glider. And she always knew where the scissors and tape were. Frightening woman. I love fried brussel sprouts.
@SandraNelson0633 жыл бұрын
Whenever I did the gliddy thing on the ribbon all I got was a huge long ribbon with a slight kink in it.
@tkps3 жыл бұрын
Love Brussel sprouts as well but that did not stop me from laughing til the tears came.
@judithbooth48553 жыл бұрын
Sandra Nelson your comment really made me chuckle!! 😁
@zoew16023 жыл бұрын
@@zoew1602 I'm serious!!!If someone moved the tape or scissors, there was HELL to pay!!! And brussell spouts are lovely if gently fried in a bit of bacon fat, olive oil and butter. With a spritz of lemon to finish. Some salt and pepper. Yum.
@SandraNelson0633 жыл бұрын
@@judithbooth4855 There's a lot of brussell sprouts in my immediate future!
@SandraNelson0633 жыл бұрын
I like how he’s like that random guys dad at a party making everyone laugh at 1am drunk 😆
@chesterlester57703 жыл бұрын
This is so stupid. But not even close to how stupid my videos can be. 🤔
@StupiderWithAB3 жыл бұрын
@@StupiderWithAB Are you advertising yourself with this comment? How stupid. Your videos MUST be stupid! ;)
@04hansfordsam3 жыл бұрын
I don't know why this is so right but it is
@sophiasshook4163 жыл бұрын
OMG, that is a perfect analogy! My brother is that uncle was that Dad, so I know that Dad! Love it!
@alisambrano3 жыл бұрын
@@04hansfordsam I am not even motivated in the slightest to check him out now.
@MsDrientje3 жыл бұрын
Oh god, my mother broke her arm this week. All she’s going on about is “can’t believe this has happened, how am I gonna organise Christmas, I’ve got so much to do”. I offer to help - she looks at me like I’m mad with distain, along the lines of “you can’t wrap properly or cook all the food like I do” 😳
@anthonyglee17103 жыл бұрын
I know what you're going through... just do your best and don't expect any praise. Your mom will be grateful even if she won't show it. Merry Christmas! Stay safe!
@alexandracanareica72693 жыл бұрын
For your mother: It will all happen, Mum. It may not be exactly the way you’ve always done it, but it will happen. Sit back, enjoy, and praise lavishly! Merry Christmas. 🎄
@jampubs13 жыл бұрын
🌸 oh my goodness 😂 Gosh I hope she’s ok, she must be really upset
@sunitafisher47583 жыл бұрын
@@sunitafisher4758 Thanks Sunita! The UK government have imposed a total lockdown from tomorrow in London and south east England, until into the New Year. So it’s Home Alone Christmas 2020! Microwave Christmas dinner this year!
@anthonyglee17103 жыл бұрын
@@anthonyglee1710 would still be nice if you made something yourself...maybe dessert?... there are plenty of easy recipes on youtube. your mum will be happy :) have a lovely christmas and hope your mum gets well soon :)
@carolineptenchick3 жыл бұрын
Being an American I have never heard of this guy but he is hilarious. I haven’t gotten anything done all day because I can’t tear myself away.
@grrriallen7192 Жыл бұрын
If you want another British comedian, Tim Vine is another hilarious man, although his style of act is very different, it's completely clean, so you can watch it with anyone
@Astro-bh7fv15 күн бұрын
Cellotape and scissors are the curse of Christmas. 😂 "Find your way in dickhead" 😂 The way the new scissors taunt you like that, he's so spot on.
@sarahsalsa24613 жыл бұрын
Jokes on you scissors, I have a chainsaw. 😂😂 (Work on a farm)
@Kat-mu8wq2 жыл бұрын
@@Kat-mu8wq hahah I love it 😂
@sarahsalsa24612 жыл бұрын
One year when we pulled crackers, my cousin didn't get a prize. We were passing around the food and there was a tomato in the middle of the potato salad. It was odd to have a tomato in a potato salad at all and usually potato salad is the only salad at a Christmas table that I can eat because I'm allergic to tomato. Anyway, someone took the tomato for their plate and went to cut it. It was a little plastic yoyo that had flown out of Cam's cracker and landed square in the middle of the potato salad.
@cijmo3 жыл бұрын
Are you 8?
@MAKthe113 жыл бұрын
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
@imi_nisbet4393 жыл бұрын
@@MAKthe11 no, cockney
@chesterlester57703 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 That really made me laugh!! Great xmas story xxx
@pkk6393 жыл бұрын
lol that is funny
@pixibelle32823 жыл бұрын
Somewhere,someone in this whole world is able to relate to at least one of his stories. That is his genius.
@donnakerr49972 жыл бұрын
“ They move on their own, the scissors ✂️ , they’re ‘crafty’ little bastards!” lol I see what you did there 😂
@SNUPE_FOXX9217 күн бұрын
Lol I thought I was the only person who thought like that on Christmas Day 😂😂😂
@tjlove54712 жыл бұрын
I love the "My road, on Christmas" bit.
@sarcasmo573 жыл бұрын
He tells it like it is. and even though i am in the US we all have similar Christmas habits, like brussel sprouts, turkey, gravy with the potatoes, etc.. and the missing old scissors. then i buy a NEW pair and find the old, lol EVERYONE HAVE A BLESSED CHRISTMAS AND MAY THE LORD KEEP YOU HAPPY AND HEALTHY. God Bless!!
@edwinanixon57263 жыл бұрын
It would be much better don’t you think, if the lord blessed abused animals and children that suffer horrendous atrocities?
@lynmatthews82523 жыл бұрын
Love this man. Merry Christmas every one
@janelawson43943 жыл бұрын
@@lynmatthews8252 Perhaps the Lord has enough blessings for all?
@judyfrancis45153 жыл бұрын
@@judyfrancis4515 Obviously not! Battered, beaten and starving. Don’t you see these terrible things?
@lynmatthews82523 жыл бұрын
@@judyfrancis4515 Looking at the state the world is in, it looks more like either thy Lord doesn't exist or at least doesn't give a fuck. And don't come at me with some silly claims of how suffering is a trial we have to overcome or whatever bs that tries to justify it, because tell that to innocent babies starving to death or animals getting slaughtered and dying out. They have no way to deal with any of the shit the world throws at them, so what, they are just tools in HIS big plan to test the rest of humanity? Just torture and kill a few million innocents each year to test the others? Heck, that's even worse than not giving a damn.
@sleepysera3 жыл бұрын
Imagine how hard it is being a comedian, having to find something funny enough and relatable enough to make a room full of disparate strangers laugh together - and you have to do that over and over again. And there's Michael McIntyre talking about how you can never find the scissors so you buy new scissors but you can't get to your new scissors without scissors. He's so brilliant he makes it look effortless. It must be infuriating.
@thecosynovelist2 жыл бұрын
Its called observational humour
@christinelumley57752 жыл бұрын
Funny. Like this one. hahahaha kzhead.info/sun/YL6PqcevhGSdio0/bejne.html
@billperron22 жыл бұрын
Have you read his book? He had a pretty tough and determined climb to fame
@aprilapril2 Жыл бұрын
@@aprilapril2 I didn't know he'd written one, so I'm adding that to my reading list. 👍
@thecosynovelist Жыл бұрын
@@thecosynovelist the story of his fathers passing isn’t true…but only because he wasn’t told the truth at the time
@aprilapril2 Жыл бұрын
I love Michael. Laughter is the best medicine.
@bettycogswell9851 Жыл бұрын
He even got Prince Charles laughing lol
@chickenbalti30173 жыл бұрын
I've just been in hysterics until my face hurt and I still can't stop chuckling! Brilliant 👏😂
@cherbrowne16373 жыл бұрын
This is EXACTLY what I needed after the past few days of further doom and gloom! Crying laughing! MIchael and Peter Kay are the best at taking everyday life and making it hysterical! Best medicine!
@sandrajohnston17853 жыл бұрын
Hands down the best comedian
@laurarobertson28253 жыл бұрын
I love him and Peter kay
@peterfowler72233 жыл бұрын
INDEED , THE BEST 😂🤣👏
@dulcehajjar58263 жыл бұрын
I remember as a little kid my Mum showing me how to curl ribbon and saying “Well done, you can curl all the ribbons (for the amount of presents we had). About an hour later I came downstairs and proudly handed her three reels worth of ribbon in one giant curly heap. I had indeed curled ALL of the ribbons.
@vampitupmanchesterchrissie12933 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@colleeneldracher5658 Жыл бұрын
Have you ever been able to curl a ribbon since? Or did you use up all your curling power in that one day?
@thecosynovelist Жыл бұрын
Michael, I watch this whenever I need to cheer up. THANK YOU!! you are the most hilarious person ever ☺️
@ellarosexxx2 жыл бұрын
Exactly what I would've said, he is my all time 👌 👏
@jourdexl1282 жыл бұрын
Micheal Mcintyre is amazingly funny loves the way he describes Christmas
@Chrisdead273 жыл бұрын
When I bought my house, I rewired the living room so the wall socket by the picture window was switched so my tree could stay plugged in, and I could turn off the tree.
@SuperVstech3 жыл бұрын
The bit about scissors is so TRUE! 🤣✂️
@chocoplantss3203 жыл бұрын
When me and my family were watching this on TV as so as he started talking about 'gliders' my family gave me a that's you look.
@forthelove773 жыл бұрын
This man is hilarious, such a funny man makes me laugh well done Michael xxx
@beverleyshevals27492 жыл бұрын
😆😆😆 genius, the plastic packaging covering the scissors
@jemmaj29193 жыл бұрын
I am a semi glider I can do it fine for 1 or 2 then all of a sudden all goes wrong 😂😂
@alexanderson57493 жыл бұрын
Same here lol 🎄
@veroshaabeygoonewardena98393 жыл бұрын
That's me. I get lucky now and again, then it's back to hacking away. 😂😂
@cyndianderson70563 жыл бұрын
“You don’t know who you are, what you are doing and what day it is” Sounds a lot like 2020, thanks to Covid those 6 days turned to 6 months.
@EnriqueRamirez-jx3wu3 жыл бұрын
6 months？How about nearly 2 years
@caaron14282 жыл бұрын
I can't remember laughing so much for a long time. The tears running down face, trouble catching my breath and falling off the seat. Especially 'Granny being being propelled along by her farts" Hahaha hihihihi lololol😁😂 lol.😆
@MC-in8mc2 жыл бұрын
This man is pure brilliance..love him, so very funny! 😁👍
@sandradring6265 Жыл бұрын
Love him ~ never fail to make me laugh 😂
@gaminglindis663 жыл бұрын
he observes such mundane things and makes it so funny] i even checked where my scissors and stiky tape were in situ
@nicolaablett77903 жыл бұрын
Haha So did I. They were there.
@jessieelliott31572 жыл бұрын
@@jessieelliott3157 The best way to find something you have mislaid is to go and buy a new one. I now have three staplers which I rarely use.
@hilaryjohns40492 жыл бұрын
So funny! I was looking for my scissors today and they were not in the scissor drawer. I yelled, ""who took my scissors?" 10 minutes later, I found them. Yes, someone moved them.
@debbieparenti39982 жыл бұрын
This is the FIRST time that i have seen Michael. He is so funny and soooooooooooo spot on. Sissors & Cellotape.
@froggieredcliffe80974 ай бұрын
A must watch. He always hits the funniest truths!!
@lizbrewer11512 жыл бұрын
OMG, my sides hurt from laughing. The funniest comedian I have ever seen. He puts his whole face & body into his act. Wonderful. Love you MM, Diane from California, USA
@dianetrenam562910 ай бұрын
OMG ..I’m home sick… but laughing so hard, I’m coughing up a lung..!! LOL
@miachambers8302 жыл бұрын
Let you in on a secret, your tin opener will open the scissors packet 🤣
@lynndodson2483 жыл бұрын
I will keep this in mind for future, thank you 😊
@sarahsalsa24613 жыл бұрын
What will open the tin opener packet 😂
@jessfry42853 жыл бұрын
@@jessfry4285 just buy decent scissors lol
@lynndodson2483 жыл бұрын
You'd be great on Taskmaster!
@jamesthecat3 жыл бұрын
@@jessfry4285 touchè 😂
@sarahsalsa24613 жыл бұрын
Honestly think Michael McIntyre is my new favourite comedian 😂
@natashajaynedevereaux63223 жыл бұрын
Michael is absolutely incredible!
@maheensiddiqui3993 жыл бұрын
I was laughing until I cried, just picturing my sister as she walks down the hallway farting. I can’t stop laughing.😂
@sallymccornack1224 ай бұрын
I absolutely adore Michael McIntyre! In his video, he talks about how Christians eat a lot on holidays, while other religions starve themselves. He asked where it is in the Bible that it said people should eat until they couldn't eat anymore. Not knowing whether it's a joke and he really wants an answer or not, I'm going to give him one. There are many feasts mentioned in the Bible. Whenever they had a reason to celebrate, they had a feast.
@josephinesmiles11 ай бұрын
The glider trick, cut slightly then glide up, if it feels a little bit stuck then close the scissors a bit and the ribbon trick is just a secret 😌✨
@truecrime83523 жыл бұрын
‘You never lift a finger’ ‘helooo Christmas’ 👌🤣🤣🤣
@julietteashmore4831 Жыл бұрын
It’s Christmas! The pressures, excitement and the FUN are all part of it and you make Christmas so joyful and FUNNY!
@necymamaril37353 жыл бұрын
The theatre is packed, a sign of an excellent comedian! 🙏🙏🙏
@b.goodfellow4653 жыл бұрын
And Charles and Camilla were there!
@Joelswinger342 жыл бұрын
He's incredible live 😂❤
@PH_19643 ай бұрын
I haven't laughed this hard all year!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@suzanwahome76733 жыл бұрын
I'm a glider. And I'm not ashamed to boast about it 😁
@autumbreeze11293 жыл бұрын
Ooh a fellow glider! 😎
@sarahsalsa24613 жыл бұрын
HOW DO YOU DO IT???
@eleanorgresty90423 жыл бұрын
Im on ond off, weirdly one year i can do it, the next I can't then I can again the year after.
@benjaminbennett9903 жыл бұрын
@@benjaminbennett990 I Figured it out a couple of years ago, you start cutting until you find a particularly sharp section of the blades that cuts really cleanly. You stop there and use that bit of the scissors to glide. The scissors blades need to be as sharp as possible to glide beautifully.
@budd2nd3 жыл бұрын
I am a glider to. And i can do the ribbon thing. since i was a little child...its not that hard
@hegamona28643 жыл бұрын
I'm a Glider and a Ribbon Curler. Since this is a skill passed down through my maternal lineage maybe it is genetic. 😂
@SheSingsThat3 жыл бұрын
I think i got that from my Grammy(mom's mom)and i used to see her curl the ribbon and i was like"woman how the heck you doin that?!"but now I'm like......"shh shh shh shh shh huh?oh ya I'm just curling my ribbons over hear...while perfectly gliding"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@janedoe40402 жыл бұрын
My mum and sister can but I can’t 😂- my sister got my mums attention to detail. I got by dads scattered brainness
@Meg_intheclouds2 жыл бұрын
Me too, maybe we are related lol
@jillmartin82552 жыл бұрын
Would you mind wrapping my Christmas presents for me ? 🎁
@tillyjones23092 жыл бұрын
Thanks Michael for the laughs. I am watching this Christmas evening here in NYC 🗽
@judithricca69154 ай бұрын
I can rewatch his acts and still laugh my ass off! Love him!
@CeruleanMoon4 ай бұрын
I always watch this every Christmas makes me cry laughing 😂😂😂
@TheFMHatter19864 ай бұрын
I love his scissors impression! 🤣🤣🤣
@TheCaulfield13 жыл бұрын
If I ever need to impersonate scissors I'm going to use it.
@jessieelliott31572 жыл бұрын
I’m laughing so hard I’m weak! The best about Michael McIntyre is that we can all relate to what he’s saying. So so funny! My favourite comedian!
@Ria1333 жыл бұрын
I can relate to so many things he mentioned. I am not sure if that's a good or bad thing. 😯😂
@jc95523 жыл бұрын
Why would it be a bad thing?
@BarterTom3 жыл бұрын
I mean that’s kind of the point.
@tomnew79223 жыл бұрын
This had me laughing out loud. It’s a nice change from all that’s going on in 2020. Merry Christmas. 🎄
@linjubar3 жыл бұрын
I fucking love this guy , he ALWAYS makes me laugh 😂😂😂
@lee-annekendall68522 жыл бұрын
Thought I watch this again it’s getting close to Christmas so why not 😂
@Alexperrin985 ай бұрын
Michael McIntyre is AWESOME!!
@marlene-rr2ih3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for making my day Ichel Ackinkakker (you know what I talk about if you saw Michael at the dentist 😉)
@slsamg82233 жыл бұрын
Yes! I love all his work, but the visit at the dentist was of the utmost level. Can watch it over and over again and still laugh out loud each time again.
@gardenjoy52233 жыл бұрын
@@gardenjoy5223 same
@slsamg82233 жыл бұрын
That's one of his funniest segments, in my opinion.
@sarahsalsa24613 жыл бұрын
sls amg whenever I see him I say Ichel Ackinkakker to myself 😂😂
@alisonmartin64823 жыл бұрын
I'd actually forgotten that until you mentioned and then I instantly remembered crying with laughter!
@susie98933 жыл бұрын
This is the first first time I've been called gifted and speciel - just glide and curl, Baby! 😂
@louiseerbslisbjerg78543 жыл бұрын
MM, finally a comedian who doesn't beat up those in the front row but has his own material.
@tonykeilar78093 жыл бұрын
The scissors to open scissors is forever a battle 😂😂
@heyitsezzie3 жыл бұрын
"that's my road! On Christmas day!" killed me
@janlexserrano16163 жыл бұрын
Michael is a tonic for the system. Brings a smile, regardless.
@cheryltheunissen31403 жыл бұрын
In my family it's the opposite. My dad is the "OMG ,so many things to do" and my mom is the "Here we go again!" lol
@BC-bt7hu3 жыл бұрын
Absolutely brilliant! Well done sir!
@schadowolf3 жыл бұрын
At last!! Something too make us Laugh 😆😆 Michael McIntyre u make everyday life so funny and very real love it..👍😁😆🤣🤣
@danzel86043 жыл бұрын
Michael Mckintyre is hilarious so so funny xxx
@beverleyshevals27492 жыл бұрын
Oh Michael, I never get bored of watching you 😂 I am one of the unfortunate people born after Christmas (not the unfortunate ones born before, or on the 25th admittedly, but I always send them a birthday message).. but Michael explains it perfectly.. those 6 days where everyone is wondering what day it is ?! Don't I know it 😏🤣 Tell you what day it is, my birthday ! The same day many people start work again, and the bins get collected usually LOL.. I don't do anything for my birthday with anyone, just spend it alone , which suits me ! On a side note, I got a set of 3 tiny screwdrivers from a cracker back in 1994, and when I discovered they were the right size for my flute screws, I kept them, and still have 2 of them to this day ! Wish I still had those mini playing cards though 🤔😄
@catshez Жыл бұрын
Happy Birthday for when it arrives 🎉🎉🎉
@gardenersdelight7479 Жыл бұрын
Happy birthday for 2022!
@thecosynovelist Жыл бұрын
@@gardenersdelight7479 Well, thank you very much! 😃
@catshez Жыл бұрын
@@thecosynovelist Thank you ! (I did not comment on here for birthday messages 🤪😂) But anyway, many thanks 🌈✨
@catshez Жыл бұрын
I didn't understand your message at first, because I thought by 'after Christmas' you meant the first couple of months of the new year. So I also accidentally overlooked your birthday, sorry! And happy birthday to make up for it
@lisahenry20 Жыл бұрын
I’m so happy that it’s Christmas so comedy is evolving
@kiwi_kini3 жыл бұрын
I truly enjoy every performance. Happy holidays.
@corinneanderson12733 жыл бұрын
Me Too! Happy Holidays 🙏
@dulcehajjar58263 жыл бұрын
I LOVE THIS GUY!
@a.w.34382 жыл бұрын
*grandma being propelled.* I LOST IT THERE. 😂😂😂😂
@bisma163 жыл бұрын
4X-still laughing. Love this guy!
@sarahrenfrow97953 жыл бұрын
The key to gliding is the fold, you fold the paper and glide up the fold 👍
@tracyhagan62222 жыл бұрын
Merry Christmas!!!
@suiblade.3 жыл бұрын
He is just the best! So funny.
@voupy_yt4 ай бұрын
Love this Michael! Thank YOUUUU x
@ajlush47343 жыл бұрын
nevermind Christmas, this just made my birthday a little funnier, thank you
@CardsbyMaaike3 жыл бұрын
🎂🎉
@dianedenham52593 жыл бұрын
Happy Birthday!
@lisabarnetson13623 жыл бұрын
Happy birthday :D
@avaius3 жыл бұрын
Well in that case happy birthday! 🎉
@jamievee83753 жыл бұрын
Happy birthday 🎂
@aisoloughlin81453 жыл бұрын
I love this guy!
@ProudJewishQueen19793 жыл бұрын
Hes funny without swearing....unusual for a comedian in 2020
@johnmccann51043 жыл бұрын
When my kids were small, I used to prestick the scissors and sellotape to a spot on the kitchen wall 😆
@dawnzimmermann29584 ай бұрын
Your the best michael. I love each of your shows.
@lynettedaniels27713 жыл бұрын
2020 is basically those 6 days between Xmas and New Year. It's gonna be like Inception when we finally get there. 😬
@lorna_alice3 жыл бұрын
The scissors and tape thing is too real!!
@frightbat2083 жыл бұрын
I love Michael's sensitive humor he called you know you can't sleep makes me laugh until I cry. Absolutely brilliant.
@jieaton5714 Жыл бұрын
LoL I’m a glider and a ribbon curler. My husband could never do it though...so I had to wrap all the gifts...even my own on occasion 😆
@melissadunton35343 жыл бұрын
Brussels sprouts are AMAZING when cooked properly. You must pan roast them with bacon bits and butter!
@catstreat94343 жыл бұрын
Cat Streat I’m coming to your house!
@jennyanydots75823 жыл бұрын
and balsamico...and a bit of garlic
@cindysuter86003 жыл бұрын
I refuse to believe in this magic
@alphachaoszines3 жыл бұрын
Cindy Suter I’ll be at yours on Boxing Day.....
@jennyanydots75823 жыл бұрын
Cut a x in the bottom of each sprouts, they won't turn bitter then.
@starfish33263 жыл бұрын
3:35 he has his 'organisational face' on
@lolinnitfam90453 жыл бұрын
I adore brussel sprouts! 🤪 It must be similar to the Marmite love or hate situation ! I must admit I didn't like them as a kid..but our taste buds change as we acquire the taste for many foods we didn't like when growing up . But many times the newly adults won't bother attempting to see if they now like something. ..Instead they go by the memory of the foods tasting horrible when young and stay adamant that they remain awful .. 😁
@Leoviliti12 жыл бұрын
Michael McIntyre is a genius
@lukeforton79232 жыл бұрын
I 100% knew where the "buying new scissors" thing was going and it still killed me xD WHO MAKES THESE THINGS
@sleepysera3 жыл бұрын
Merry Christmas. I'm finally early to these videos
@charlotte-xq7sl3 жыл бұрын
Just ignore me because i am here promoting my stupid comedy channel.
@StupiderWithAB3 жыл бұрын
Same dude
@peblzxd9553 жыл бұрын
That’s me trying to turn the tree off every night.
It’s Christmas Day 2023 & I wasn’t having a very good day until I discovered Michael McIntyre on You Tube this morning. I’ve been laughing ever since.
“Special, gifted people... the gliders” -Michael Mclntyre
Oppy Hoppy They're the ones who have the NEW scissors that can cut the paper properly!
I'm a glider...and my Grammy is too...and my dad every.single.time.he has to wrap something i see him hesitate to try it then he just cuts....meanwhile I'm over hear having three freakin presents ahead of him cause I'm a glider😂😂😂😂
My sister and mum have the talent, it wasn’t passed down to me unfortunately 😂
When it comes to cutting wrapping paper I either glide or butcher it beyond recognition... There is no in between.
Just use a Stanley knife 😂..lol
Me too. I'm like that with cellophane too.
My mom bought a new pair of scissors for Christmas and we all call them the "Nice Scissors"
We have Nice Scissors, Meat Scissors, Veggie Scissors, Outside Scissors, Pet Food Scissors, People Food/Junk Food Scissors, Craft Scissors, Fabric Scissors, Medical Scissors, EMT/First Aid Emergency Scissors (for vehicles & house), Bathroom Scissors, Kid Scissors, Basement Scissors, Plant Scissors, and...whoa! I just realized we have a lot of scissors!!! And that each has their own jurisdiction. LOL ✂️
I remember that some comic years ago did a bit about how every household has a pair of Good Scissors, as in: "Would you please get me the scissors....No, not those, I need The Good Scissors for this."
😆😆😆😆😆 human minds are so alike
My household only has one pair of scissors and they are fab - we call them the 'work scissors' cos I nicked them from work 🤫🤫🤫
@@pkk639 Congratulations, you're a thief.
I Love Michaels clean, happy comedy style. His accent is absolutely perfect for it. Even for fellow Brits.
'Even'?
Hes not that clean, he swears a lot and makes crude jokes all the time. This one is cleaner than his usual stuff because he was performing for his royal dickishness Prince (at the time) Charles and his bit... consort Camilla.
@@junoantaresofficial You clearly haven't seen much of him.
"You don't know who you are, what you are doing and what day it is." That was most of the year for me, let alone the gap between Christmas and new year.
I love the fact that he takes true things and makes us think about them
He is brilliant at observational humour
I AM ALREADY THINKING 🤔😀😂👏
And laugh at them!
@@susie9893 laughter is something we all need in the current climate
@@johnmccann5104 so true! Doesn't even feel like Christmas this year
My mother was a glider. And she always knew where the scissors and tape were. Frightening woman. I love fried brussel sprouts.
Whenever I did the gliddy thing on the ribbon all I got was a huge long ribbon with a slight kink in it.
Love Brussel sprouts as well but that did not stop me from laughing til the tears came.
Sandra Nelson your comment really made me chuckle!! 😁
@@zoew1602 I'm serious!!!If someone moved the tape or scissors, there was HELL to pay!!! And brussell spouts are lovely if gently fried in a bit of bacon fat, olive oil and butter. With a spritz of lemon to finish. Some salt and pepper. Yum.
@@judithbooth4855 There's a lot of brussell sprouts in my immediate future!
I like how he’s like that random guys dad at a party making everyone laugh at 1am drunk 😆
This is so stupid. But not even close to how stupid my videos can be. 🤔
@@StupiderWithAB Are you advertising yourself with this comment? How stupid. Your videos MUST be stupid! ;)
I don't know why this is so right but it is
OMG, that is a perfect analogy! My brother is that uncle was that Dad, so I know that Dad! Love it!
@@04hansfordsam I am not even motivated in the slightest to check him out now.
Oh god, my mother broke her arm this week. All she’s going on about is “can’t believe this has happened, how am I gonna organise Christmas, I’ve got so much to do”. I offer to help - she looks at me like I’m mad with distain, along the lines of “you can’t wrap properly or cook all the food like I do” 😳
I know what you're going through... just do your best and don't expect any praise. Your mom will be grateful even if she won't show it. Merry Christmas! Stay safe!
For your mother: It will all happen, Mum. It may not be exactly the way you’ve always done it, but it will happen. Sit back, enjoy, and praise lavishly! Merry Christmas. 🎄
🌸 oh my goodness 😂 Gosh I hope she’s ok, she must be really upset
@@sunitafisher4758 Thanks Sunita! The UK government have imposed a total lockdown from tomorrow in London and south east England, until into the New Year. So it’s Home Alone Christmas 2020! Microwave Christmas dinner this year!
@@anthonyglee1710 would still be nice if you made something yourself...maybe dessert?... there are plenty of easy recipes on youtube. your mum will be happy :) have a lovely christmas and hope your mum gets well soon :)
Being an American I have never heard of this guy but he is hilarious. I haven’t gotten anything done all day because I can’t tear myself away.
If you want another British comedian, Tim Vine is another hilarious man, although his style of act is very different, it's completely clean, so you can watch it with anyone
Cellotape and scissors are the curse of Christmas. 😂 "Find your way in dickhead" 😂 The way the new scissors taunt you like that, he's so spot on.
Jokes on you scissors, I have a chainsaw. 😂😂 (Work on a farm)
@@Kat-mu8wq hahah I love it 😂
One year when we pulled crackers, my cousin didn't get a prize. We were passing around the food and there was a tomato in the middle of the potato salad. It was odd to have a tomato in a potato salad at all and usually potato salad is the only salad at a Christmas table that I can eat because I'm allergic to tomato. Anyway, someone took the tomato for their plate and went to cut it. It was a little plastic yoyo that had flown out of Cam's cracker and landed square in the middle of the potato salad.
Are you 8?
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
@@MAKthe11 no, cockney
🤣🤣🤣 That really made me laugh!! Great xmas story xxx
lol that is funny
Somewhere,someone in this whole world is able to relate to at least one of his stories. That is his genius.
“ They move on their own, the scissors ✂️ , they’re ‘crafty’ little bastards!” lol I see what you did there 😂
Lol I thought I was the only person who thought like that on Christmas Day 😂😂😂
I love the "My road, on Christmas" bit.
He tells it like it is. and even though i am in the US we all have similar Christmas habits, like brussel sprouts, turkey, gravy with the potatoes, etc.. and the missing old scissors. then i buy a NEW pair and find the old, lol EVERYONE HAVE A BLESSED CHRISTMAS AND MAY THE LORD KEEP YOU HAPPY AND HEALTHY. God Bless!!
It would be much better don’t you think, if the lord blessed abused animals and children that suffer horrendous atrocities?
Love this man. Merry Christmas every one
@@lynmatthews8252 Perhaps the Lord has enough blessings for all?
@@judyfrancis4515 Obviously not! Battered, beaten and starving. Don’t you see these terrible things?
@@judyfrancis4515 Looking at the state the world is in, it looks more like either thy Lord doesn't exist or at least doesn't give a fuck. And don't come at me with some silly claims of how suffering is a trial we have to overcome or whatever bs that tries to justify it, because tell that to innocent babies starving to death or animals getting slaughtered and dying out. They have no way to deal with any of the shit the world throws at them, so what, they are just tools in HIS big plan to test the rest of humanity? Just torture and kill a few million innocents each year to test the others? Heck, that's even worse than not giving a damn.
Imagine how hard it is being a comedian, having to find something funny enough and relatable enough to make a room full of disparate strangers laugh together - and you have to do that over and over again. And there's Michael McIntyre talking about how you can never find the scissors so you buy new scissors but you can't get to your new scissors without scissors. He's so brilliant he makes it look effortless. It must be infuriating.
Its called observational humour
Funny. Like this one. hahahaha kzhead.info/sun/YL6PqcevhGSdio0/bejne.html
Have you read his book? He had a pretty tough and determined climb to fame
@@aprilapril2 I didn't know he'd written one, so I'm adding that to my reading list. 👍
@@thecosynovelist the story of his fathers passing isn’t true…but only because he wasn’t told the truth at the time
I love Michael. Laughter is the best medicine.
He even got Prince Charles laughing lol
I've just been in hysterics until my face hurt and I still can't stop chuckling! Brilliant 👏😂
This is EXACTLY what I needed after the past few days of further doom and gloom! Crying laughing! MIchael and Peter Kay are the best at taking everyday life and making it hysterical! Best medicine!
Hands down the best comedian
I love him and Peter kay
INDEED , THE BEST 😂🤣👏
I remember as a little kid my Mum showing me how to curl ribbon and saying “Well done, you can curl all the ribbons (for the amount of presents we had). About an hour later I came downstairs and proudly handed her three reels worth of ribbon in one giant curly heap. I had indeed curled ALL of the ribbons.
😂😂😂
Have you ever been able to curl a ribbon since? Or did you use up all your curling power in that one day?
Michael, I watch this whenever I need to cheer up. THANK YOU!! you are the most hilarious person ever ☺️
Exactly what I would've said, he is my all time 👌 👏
Micheal Mcintyre is amazingly funny loves the way he describes Christmas
When I bought my house, I rewired the living room so the wall socket by the picture window was switched so my tree could stay plugged in, and I could turn off the tree.
The bit about scissors is so TRUE! 🤣✂️
When me and my family were watching this on TV as so as he started talking about 'gliders' my family gave me a that's you look.
This man is hilarious, such a funny man makes me laugh well done Michael xxx
😆😆😆 genius, the plastic packaging covering the scissors
I am a semi glider I can do it fine for 1 or 2 then all of a sudden all goes wrong 😂😂
Same here lol 🎄
That's me. I get lucky now and again, then it's back to hacking away. 😂😂
“You don’t know who you are, what you are doing and what day it is” Sounds a lot like 2020, thanks to Covid those 6 days turned to 6 months.
6 months？How about nearly 2 years
I can't remember laughing so much for a long time. The tears running down face, trouble catching my breath and falling off the seat. Especially 'Granny being being propelled along by her farts" Hahaha hihihihi lololol😁😂 lol.😆
This man is pure brilliance..love him, so very funny! 😁👍
Love him ~ never fail to make me laugh 😂
he observes such mundane things and makes it so funny] i even checked where my scissors and stiky tape were in situ
Haha So did I. They were there.
@@jessieelliott3157 The best way to find something you have mislaid is to go and buy a new one. I now have three staplers which I rarely use.
So funny! I was looking for my scissors today and they were not in the scissor drawer. I yelled, ""who took my scissors?" 10 minutes later, I found them. Yes, someone moved them.
This is the FIRST time that i have seen Michael. He is so funny and soooooooooooo spot on. Sissors & Cellotape.
A must watch. He always hits the funniest truths!!
OMG, my sides hurt from laughing. The funniest comedian I have ever seen. He puts his whole face & body into his act. Wonderful. Love you MM, Diane from California, USA
OMG ..I’m home sick… but laughing so hard, I’m coughing up a lung..!! LOL
Let you in on a secret, your tin opener will open the scissors packet 🤣
I will keep this in mind for future, thank you 😊
What will open the tin opener packet 😂
@@jessfry4285 just buy decent scissors lol
You'd be great on Taskmaster!
@@jessfry4285 touchè 😂
Honestly think Michael McIntyre is my new favourite comedian 😂
Michael is absolutely incredible!
I was laughing until I cried, just picturing my sister as she walks down the hallway farting. I can’t stop laughing.😂
I absolutely adore Michael McIntyre! In his video, he talks about how Christians eat a lot on holidays, while other religions starve themselves. He asked where it is in the Bible that it said people should eat until they couldn't eat anymore. Not knowing whether it's a joke and he really wants an answer or not, I'm going to give him one. There are many feasts mentioned in the Bible. Whenever they had a reason to celebrate, they had a feast.
The glider trick, cut slightly then glide up, if it feels a little bit stuck then close the scissors a bit and the ribbon trick is just a secret 😌✨
‘You never lift a finger’ ‘helooo Christmas’ 👌🤣🤣🤣
It’s Christmas! The pressures, excitement and the FUN are all part of it and you make Christmas so joyful and FUNNY!
The theatre is packed, a sign of an excellent comedian! 🙏🙏🙏
And Charles and Camilla were there!
He's incredible live 😂❤
I haven't laughed this hard all year!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm a glider. And I'm not ashamed to boast about it 😁
Ooh a fellow glider! 😎
HOW DO YOU DO IT???
Im on ond off, weirdly one year i can do it, the next I can't then I can again the year after.
@@benjaminbennett990 I Figured it out a couple of years ago, you start cutting until you find a particularly sharp section of the blades that cuts really cleanly. You stop there and use that bit of the scissors to glide. The scissors blades need to be as sharp as possible to glide beautifully.
I am a glider to. And i can do the ribbon thing. since i was a little child...its not that hard
I'm a Glider and a Ribbon Curler. Since this is a skill passed down through my maternal lineage maybe it is genetic. 😂
I think i got that from my Grammy(mom's mom)and i used to see her curl the ribbon and i was like"woman how the heck you doin that?!"but now I'm like......"shh shh shh shh shh huh?oh ya I'm just curling my ribbons over hear...while perfectly gliding"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My mum and sister can but I can’t 😂- my sister got my mums attention to detail. I got by dads scattered brainness
Me too, maybe we are related lol
Would you mind wrapping my Christmas presents for me ? 🎁
Thanks Michael for the laughs. I am watching this Christmas evening here in NYC 🗽
I can rewatch his acts and still laugh my ass off! Love him!
I always watch this every Christmas makes me cry laughing 😂😂😂
I love his scissors impression! 🤣🤣🤣
If I ever need to impersonate scissors I'm going to use it.
I’m laughing so hard I’m weak! The best about Michael McIntyre is that we can all relate to what he’s saying. So so funny! My favourite comedian!
I can relate to so many things he mentioned. I am not sure if that's a good or bad thing. 😯😂
Why would it be a bad thing?
I mean that’s kind of the point.
This had me laughing out loud. It’s a nice change from all that’s going on in 2020. Merry Christmas. 🎄
I fucking love this guy , he ALWAYS makes me laugh 😂😂😂
Thought I watch this again it’s getting close to Christmas so why not 😂
Michael McIntyre is AWESOME!!
Thanks for making my day Ichel Ackinkakker (you know what I talk about if you saw Michael at the dentist 😉)
Yes! I love all his work, but the visit at the dentist was of the utmost level. Can watch it over and over again and still laugh out loud each time again.
@@gardenjoy5223 same
That's one of his funniest segments, in my opinion.
sls amg whenever I see him I say Ichel Ackinkakker to myself 😂😂
I'd actually forgotten that until you mentioned and then I instantly remembered crying with laughter!
This is the first first time I've been called gifted and speciel - just glide and curl, Baby! 😂
MM, finally a comedian who doesn't beat up those in the front row but has his own material.
The scissors to open scissors is forever a battle 😂😂
"that's my road! On Christmas day!" killed me
Michael is a tonic for the system. Brings a smile, regardless.
In my family it's the opposite. My dad is the "OMG ,so many things to do" and my mom is the "Here we go again!" lol
Absolutely brilliant! Well done sir!
At last!! Something too make us Laugh 😆😆 Michael McIntyre u make everyday life so funny and very real love it..👍😁😆🤣🤣
Michael Mckintyre is hilarious so so funny xxx
Oh Michael, I never get bored of watching you 😂 I am one of the unfortunate people born after Christmas (not the unfortunate ones born before, or on the 25th admittedly, but I always send them a birthday message).. but Michael explains it perfectly.. those 6 days where everyone is wondering what day it is ?! Don't I know it 😏🤣 Tell you what day it is, my birthday ! The same day many people start work again, and the bins get collected usually LOL.. I don't do anything for my birthday with anyone, just spend it alone , which suits me ! On a side note, I got a set of 3 tiny screwdrivers from a cracker back in 1994, and when I discovered they were the right size for my flute screws, I kept them, and still have 2 of them to this day ! Wish I still had those mini playing cards though 🤔😄
Happy Birthday for when it arrives 🎉🎉🎉
Happy birthday for 2022!
@@gardenersdelight7479 Well, thank you very much! 😃
@@thecosynovelist Thank you ! (I did not comment on here for birthday messages 🤪😂) But anyway, many thanks 🌈✨
I didn't understand your message at first, because I thought by 'after Christmas' you meant the first couple of months of the new year. So I also accidentally overlooked your birthday, sorry! And happy birthday to make up for it
I’m so happy that it’s Christmas so comedy is evolving
I truly enjoy every performance. Happy holidays.
Me Too! Happy Holidays 🙏
I LOVE THIS GUY!
*grandma being propelled.* I LOST IT THERE. 😂😂😂😂
4X-still laughing. Love this guy!
The key to gliding is the fold, you fold the paper and glide up the fold 👍
Merry Christmas!!!
He is just the best! So funny.
Love this Michael! Thank YOUUUU x
nevermind Christmas, this just made my birthday a little funnier, thank you
🎂🎉
Happy Birthday!
Happy birthday :D
Well in that case happy birthday! 🎉
Happy birthday 🎂
I love this guy!
Hes funny without swearing....unusual for a comedian in 2020
When my kids were small, I used to prestick the scissors and sellotape to a spot on the kitchen wall 😆
Your the best michael. I love each of your shows.
2020 is basically those 6 days between Xmas and New Year. It's gonna be like Inception when we finally get there. 😬
The scissors and tape thing is too real!!
I love Michael's sensitive humor he called you know you can't sleep makes me laugh until I cry. Absolutely brilliant.
LoL I’m a glider and a ribbon curler. My husband could never do it though...so I had to wrap all the gifts...even my own on occasion 😆
Brussels sprouts are AMAZING when cooked properly. You must pan roast them with bacon bits and butter!
Cat Streat I’m coming to your house!
and balsamico...and a bit of garlic
I refuse to believe in this magic
Cindy Suter I’ll be at yours on Boxing Day.....
Cut a x in the bottom of each sprouts, they won't turn bitter then.
3:35 he has his 'organisational face' on
I adore brussel sprouts! 🤪 It must be similar to the Marmite love or hate situation ! I must admit I didn't like them as a kid..but our taste buds change as we acquire the taste for many foods we didn't like when growing up . But many times the newly adults won't bother attempting to see if they now like something. ..Instead they go by the memory of the foods tasting horrible when young and stay adamant that they remain awful .. 😁
Michael McIntyre is a genius
I 100% knew where the "buying new scissors" thing was going and it still killed me xD WHO MAKES THESE THINGS
Merry Christmas. I'm finally early to these videos
Just ignore me because i am here promoting my stupid comedy channel.
Same dude
That’s me trying to turn the tree off every night.
I love michael mackentire
Mackentire??
@@collinslfc All of 'im