Jimmy Carr gives us the essential skills needed to be able to survive a Jellyfish sting and a Bear Attack!
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The way he broke down the structure of a joke 😂😂
I'm really glad that girl said something that made him explain the joke. I assumed from context that a snake bite must be a drink that contained cider but had never heard of it.
Mister Itchy yeah its just beer and cider together
Sounds awful.
Maybe she was a plant in the audience for that purpose.... :) I had never heard of the drink either - don't know if it's common enough to be assumed to be common knowledge.
@@matthiasweiss1144 I'm an American so that's why I assumed I didn't know it ... plus I'm 52 years old so that might be part of it!
@@mikeymcmikeface5599 Agreed.
Good that you added comedian at the end of the title otherwise I would have thought I was watching a segment for national geographic
It could have been Jimmy Carr, the botanist.
It's the name of the show.
It’s the name of the stand up you clown
Mosh hsoM r/woosh, read more comments muppet
The special its from is titled 'Comedian'
Survival tip: Don't heckle Jimmy Carr.
Actually the heckles are way funnier than jimmy himself
She wasn't trying to, it would seem
@sbmphr ok
@Jeepman89 get back to your manic depression mate.
@Jeepman89 You say lousy but you have 32 comments on the channel lol
That poor girl will never ever chat again while watching stand up, and will laugh when cued by the rest of the audience, for the rest of her life. That was priceless though!
It's not a poor girl. It's an entitled millennial, who thinks she is special...
Mikey McMikeFace ...no
@@mikeymcmikeface5599 So... She thinks she is special because... She didn't know that Snake Bite is the name of a drink and asked her man a bit too loud? You seem to have something against millenials, but I assure you this is an irrelevant place and manner of expressing it. It certainly feels as you think you are someone special though.
@@Anonymous-or4ru That is quite irrelevant to state in a public space that you are attracted to this woman when this has clearly nothing to do with why she is the topic of discussion but... I feel you man 😁
@@mikeymcmikeface5599 I love people like you who pretend to not know that millennials work harder than "us" 3 jobs just to make ends meet , no future in home owning. Admit it mike you're just mad we had atari and they have smartphones..
1:22 A shout out the the guy in the audience😉🤣 Spat my beer down my top😬🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.... Been to see Jimmy loads of times, even got a pic with him, Legend 👍🏻🤣
1:22 Hello Sean Lock
😂😂😂
Lol
Thing is it’s actually something Sean would answer that question with 😂
i just wish we had more live material from you lol. you literally have the exact same sense of humor i do
Jimmy makes me laugh, his crowd interactions are off the charts funny. Carry on.
I'm going to say it one more time and keep on saying it again and again..... You are one of the most talented Comedians of our time Worldwide....!!! Be well Jimmy Carr I can't stop laughin..... on material I've before.... But no matter how many times someone sees it its ALWAYS crazy funny.....!!!
That audience member sounded exactly like Sean lock
LOL the last bit was marvellous
outstanding! pure genius
this is pure greatness :)
'Surviving a Jimmy Carr gig while sitting in the front'...That's something I'd like to learn xd
Bloody brilliant .so funny .thanku. .love an god bless x
Brutal 🤘 And excellent improv. 😅 Well done!
Good that you added Comedian at the end of the title otherwise I would have thought I was watching a segment for national geographic
i think that's for youtube algoritms suggest people a video that search solo for comedian thus bringing them here and getting more views.
Jimmy you're ruthless, well done
Favorite comedian
About bears: I read you are supposed to wear bells when hiking in bear country. The noise the bells make means you won't surprise the bear from too close, which is what makes them attack. Also, carry pepper spray and spray it in the air, this will irritate the bear's nose and it will run away. It is also a good idea to keep a lookout for fresh bear droppings, which alerts you about bears in the area. You can even identify the difference between black bear and grizzly bear shit: - Black bear droppings are small and often contain berries leaves, maybe even bits of fur - Grizzly bear droppings are softer and often contain bells and smell of pepper.
Or go into the woods with a friend, and make sure your friend is slower at running than you
The first time ever where someone explaining the joke caused more laughter than the actual joke
I’m not sure about that. Stewart Lee has done some brilliant deconstructions in his material
Brutal 😂😂😂
I’m deaddddd, I’m part of St John Ambulance 🤣
So was Jimmy Carr
So polite.
Im glad you specified his occupation. I thought it was Jimmy Carr: Mortician
Good thing about punch lines is, that they still work even with jokes that are not about drinks.
1:20 the best heckle ever 🤣
ahhh snakebites - (the drink not the critter) - was just thinking of them the other day - happy memories (from what I can remember lol)
Thanks Jimmy Carr.😊
Lol that was an execution.
Jimmy was great in Toy Story 4.
A survival trip with Jimmy best trip of your life
She took it well that was awesome.
1:20 best audience call out ever!
Ahhahaha yep
shark thing is savage ;)
If you like Jimmy Carr breaking down jokes, he wrote a book with his friend Lucy Greeves called 'The Naked Jape', a really interesting read about the origins of comedy, why humans laugh etc.
Really? I didn't know he was a theorist
"Make yourself big" is actually the correct action to take if a bear has noticed you but hasn't yet attacked. If it attacks, playing dead only works for brown or grizzly bears. Black bears, you're supposed to fight back.
Because brown bears are much pickier eaters, and will avoid scavenging. Black bears are basically gigantic raccoons when it come to eating, and will not avoid scavenging.
I think i wanna go to one of his shows just to get mocked by him
I think you don't wanna
I would not open my mouth except to laugh at one of his shows.
I don't need to wash my hands after I piss because, I learnt to not piss on them.
Aw, that poor girl! 😂 I assumed it was a drink too, and tbf I did pause the video & googled it too 😅😂🤣
Not a poor girl. Arrogant bitch, who got served.
Peeing on a jellyfish sting is a bad idea. And making yourself look bigger is a solid attempt at making the bear think you aren't worth the risk, depending on the bear.
3:27 Why is she clapping that cup and nearly wetting the guy left to her.
He who laughs last, has to have it explained...
Damn Jimmy. I think she'll have some new friends sticking around from the burns unit.
What happened was! He come off with that that's why he's my favorite that's so funny
1:23: "Shit on yourself" Was that Sean Lock?
Actually the jellyfish thing is an old wive's tale :p You're supposed to use vinegar lol
The snakebite girl got well and truly roasted. Fair play to her as she 😂😂😂😂
Piss makes it worse (sorry for everyone who got pissed on). Vinegar helps. *flies away*
Jimmy Carr has crowd control level 99.
crowd dontrol 100 it is
@@civotamuaz5781 lol, lvl 100 is only if you cheat... Ol' Jimmy only cheats on his taxes!
He also has the Crowd Con-Troll perk.
"Shit on yourself" sounded an awful lot like John Richardson
You know apparently NAO science says pissing on jellyfish stings don't actually work like we hoped.
Robeon Mew - Yer, but it's funny and the laughter will get you through the pain.
Love
Disclaimer: peeing on someone who was stung by a jellyfish is one of worse things to do. Get them to hospital.
masansr thank you everyone who out here believing the myth rly getting me
masansr vinegar works I believe
Yes, wash with sea water, and vinegar helps to inhibit the tentacles from further releasing poison into the skin if still attached. If stingers are not present, use healing and burn ointment cream until paramedics arrive to take hospital.
@@raven_of_zoso455 I guess if they don't know that it's a myth, why pass on the opportunity?
@@masansr my point exactly! Yolo, capre diem, all that crap...
IF you piss on a jellyfish sting you can make it _way_ worse! So, don't piss on anything... without being asked to do so 😉. Instead, carry vinegar packets in your beach bag at ALL times. If you ever get stung, you'll thank me. FACTS: I've lived on the ocean my entire life. Marine Biologists & doctors alike have passed these facts onto me. Beach safely everyone 🤗🌷
that girl at the end got laminated^^
The snake bite joke went completely over my head, because I thought he was talking about the piercing. The goth part also fit quite well, cause alot of goths have that piercing :'D
Id love a sketch... A bear attacks a deathmetal vocalist. Who would win ? The vocalist with his most aggressive scream or the Bear ?
If Jimmy said to me what he said to the woman who interrupted him, the show would be interrupted by the arrival of EMTs dragging me away and sticking me on oxygen. I was laughing hard enough just _watching_ it, never mind actually _being_ there.
Vinegar for jelly fish also, and maybe shark bites also... lol..
i actually didnt get the joke about snake bite. glad he explained
There are no bears in UK except those in gay pubs ...but I live in Romania and I saw bears almost all the time when I go to the mountains ; so when you are in bear teritory always make a lot of noise and if bears are at a certain distance they will avoit contact with humans but if you surprise them at very close range they will atack you out of fear mostly !!! ... also never camp close to your food ( keep food at 100m from your tent ) !!!
ioan pena problem is that this is no longer true for many bears as they got used to garbage raiding amd therefore to humans. This results in them no longer shying away from humans.
last time i was this early the mcu still had spiderman
blame Disney
You can be clean and sober and still be funny.
very funny,but sometimes you dont go far enough,the more taboo the funner,always great to see your videos,thanks,
ATTENTION JIM'S AGENT!!!!! Cheers for this, saved me banging in the dvd i paid for......
You bought a 5 minute DVD?
@@GodofMMA23 Well technically it was 3 min's but just like your'e mum we haggled for two minutes......
Don't worry ... i gave her the extra 20. ;)
Sounds like you got proper ripped off on both accounts...
Lmao
Phew, good thing I was told in the title that Jimmy Carr is a comedian otherwise I might have thought he was a fucking trombone player.
Do they have the short bus in the u.k.?
Minibuses are a service to help disabled people move around. You know, mobility? The thing you don't have in the US unless you own a car?
Yes, we just don't have the extra wide buses you need in the US.😂😂 Just joking.
@@murdershe......7378 my joke was in the fact that you don't have any buses at all!
it also doesn't work on jellyfish stings
A man must truly lose his will to live if he chooses to heckle Jimmy Carr
The full display of academic humor: Jimmy Carr! Still, he being such a c*** about it. 😀
The jellyfish thing is just a myth, btw. It can actually make the jellyfish stingers release more poison. But it's still funny for people to watch someone try :)
Actually that's not 100% correct. If your urine is acidic it will cancel up to 25% of the stingers. But the rest will inject, if your urine isn't acidic it won't cancel any and 100% of stingers will inject. So basically pee can work, but just use vinegar lol
Run downhill depends on bear that is attacking you
You're funny but ordinary. Probably why I like this.
Can anyone please explain the snake, cider allergy, goth joke?
The jelly thing wee is a myth
I am very thoroughly lmmfao.......
Did Sean lock say that?
He's obviously highly intelligent. Comedy worked out well for him as a career, but he could easily have become an effective government minister or successful barrister.
Btw the jellyfish urine thing is a myth....
I'm jellyfish piss and I'm offended
ouch,... that snakebite lady.
Audience member misspoke. It's "make yourself LOOK big." And I've heard it for, like, mountain lions and maybe coyotes. Might work with a bear if your backpacking gear includes your quick-expansion hangglider, or something.
I thought Jimmy would have known peeing on a jellyfish sting does nothing
Literally all side answers were right and right answers wrong,good like with wildlife
The bear one perplexed me; I thought the color of the bear was related to whether it would continue anyway if you played dead.
what show is this?
@@tigger4011 cheers, thanx ever so much
Who else thought he was like a business man untill he started to speak lmaoo
According to your one and single like, which came from yourself, you were the only one.
*I'm sure there were some people who also cannot read. The name of the video is:* *"Surviving In The Wild | Jimmy Carr: Comedian"* By the way I'm just poking fun you are obviously literate or you could not have written your comment, I'm just messing with you.
I think you're the only one who thought that most people clicking on a jimmy Carr video know he's a comedian or was that really bad joke that nobody gets ?
@@Tom-uv7ry nah it was the first time i watched him how should i be supposed to guess that he would actually be a comedian i think he's hillarious tho why the hate man
@@IgnoreMyChan it was my first time Seeing him tho
I don't think they have any bears left in England. ..but I live in canada ''rocky mtns'' my advice is fight like a badger.just like criminals they only want an easy meal.
The only bears in the UK are in zoos or gay bars. We do have badgers though!
Why piss on the jellyfish? Revenge?
Well apparently he's a comedian now
That girl is gorgeous!
Just for giggles, Alaskan here... play dead for a grizzly, brown, kodiak bear... look big as possible and fight like hell for black bears, they are the little bitches of the bear world. And they start eating as soon as they have you down because they regularly get thier dinner stolen by thier bigger cousins.. playing dead with a blackie is just setting the table!!
I don't wash my hands after I go to the loo either. Mostly because I can seem to manage not to piss on my hands.
Ya, it's managing the dribble that's the problem. No guy is going to wash his leg after. Lol
Anyone know what to do if your stung by a Jellyfish? Avoid paying your taxes?
Not the brightest girl, but I could overlook that for a couple of reasons...
OOF
And now we'll never know why Jimmy Carr loves swearing
Thanks for mentioning the "comedian" in the title...