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45 Minutes of Jimmy Carr Roasting Women [UNCUT] | Jimmy Carr

Jimmy Carr
2023 ж. 3 Мау.
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This is every time a woman has found themselves in the firing line in some of Jimmy's roasting.
Volume 1 - • Jimmy Roasting Women |...
Volume 2 - • Jimmy Roasting Women V...
Volume 3 - • Jimmy Roasting Women V...
Volume 4 - • Jimmy Roasting Women V...
Volume 5 - • Jimmy Roasting Women V...
Volume 6 - • Jimmy Roasting Women V...
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  • There's a difference between comedians who deliver well-rehearsed jokes versus a guy like this who is so sharp and quick mentally that he can make jokes up on the fly. He's brilliant, a bona fide genius. I'd hate to piss this guy off and have him destroy me verbally.

    @jbonbright@jbonbright8 ай бұрын

    • Do you seriously think he made up the stuff at the start on the fly? He prepared that years ago and decided to use it here.

      @BarriosGroupie@BarriosGroupie3 ай бұрын

    • @@BarriosGroupie don't ruin it for him, he thinks it's real

      @Chicanery_Artifice@Chicanery_Artifice3 ай бұрын

    • Yes I love his humor. Off the wall and in the moment to the level of an 8th grader. Some high brow, deep comedy 😂

      @gobble_gang@gobble_gang2 ай бұрын

    • His adhd brain working FOR him instead of against! Genius. (Not knowing if he is diagnosed. Just observing)

      @jeremyaljoe6564@jeremyaljoe656417 күн бұрын

    • @@jeremyaljoe6564😂 wake up! You’re so close. ADHD 😂😂😂

      @BeMoreRhino@BeMoreRhino12 күн бұрын

  • How he manages to be crude and sound polite is a very British thing.

    @esteban1973@esteban197311 ай бұрын

    • He actually is a really nice person, apparently a lot of truly nice people can instantly think the worst, he can turn that into comedy tho

      @jirokoshibailey2052@jirokoshibailey205211 ай бұрын

    • Well a posh British thing anyway, some UK accents can make even the polite sound crude. 🤪

      @dirkwolf9463@dirkwolf946311 ай бұрын

    • ​@@jirokoshibailey2052qqqqqqq

      @hamzahl75@hamzahl7510 ай бұрын

    • ​@@jirokoshibailey2052😊

      @cma113@cma11310 ай бұрын

    • He's actually Irish but no idea why he has that accent

      @Robert-rl7rd@Robert-rl7rd10 ай бұрын

  • "its quite possible you whispered that and it picked up an echo" what a savage.

    @darkvisiongothacked@darkvisiongothacked11 ай бұрын

    • It's even more so when you see the other portion as this is a callback. It's here on KZhead.

      @musicloverme3993@musicloverme399311 ай бұрын

    • Can you explain this joke please?

      @poojashedge266@poojashedge2669 ай бұрын

    • @@poojashedge266 he is saying her vagine is so cavernous/loose that it picked up her voice and echoed it making her "whisper" sound louder than it was.

      @darkvisiongothacked@darkvisiongothacked9 ай бұрын

    • ​@@poojashedge266large cavity.

      @McVaio@McVaio9 ай бұрын

    • @@McVaio It needs to be drilled and filled

      @rolandhansen812@rolandhansen8129 ай бұрын

  • There is no way I'd sit anywhere even remotely visible at a Jimmy Carr show, it's a kitchen down there and I can't take the heat.

    @SheyD78@SheyD789 ай бұрын

    • Right????? Nosebleeds for me. 😂

      @ryles1159@ryles11595 күн бұрын

  • "I'll tell you what's embarrassing" It's always hilarious to me when people go through that uncomfortable phase of fake smiling because they don't know where the joke's going. xD

    @feraldrgn@feraldrgn11 ай бұрын

    • Always plain answers from audience, "who's your fantasy?" Jessica Elba? I'd of tried Jessica Rabbit from who framed roger rabbit

      @jirokoshibailey2052@jirokoshibailey205211 ай бұрын

    • Yeah absolutely

      @Godavarivlogs007@Godavarivlogs0077 ай бұрын

    • Truuee loll

      @ArmandoSanchez-sp5zl@ArmandoSanchez-sp5zl6 ай бұрын

  • I do improv comedy and this guy's crowd work simultaneously inspires and terrifies me. Inspires, because he makes sharp-tongued wit a bloody art form. Terrifies, because some day I am going to take a run at an audience member who has his wit and repertoire of savage quips and I am going to be murdered in front of a crowd.

    @mickcollins1921@mickcollins192111 ай бұрын

    • You always have the mic

      @scott83gmail@scott83gmail11 ай бұрын

    • Supposedly it happened to him in his earlier years, all about experience it seems

      @jirokoshibailey2052@jirokoshibailey205211 ай бұрын

    • As Jimmy carr says though about Heckling ' It's ok for the audience to win sometimes, it's all part of the fun' Comedians get destroyed on occasion . Krikes they deserve it LOL

      @terryloker2585@terryloker258510 ай бұрын

    • Frankie Boyle ghost writes for him

      @Robert-rl7rd@Robert-rl7rd10 ай бұрын

    • Bro, Edo Tensei.

      @home5893@home58939 ай бұрын

  • Jimmy, you are probably the only comedian left that can speak the way you do. Thank you for making me laugh all these years. You're a good man.

    @parzival5501@parzival550111 ай бұрын

    • Not really, anyone that is funny can actually do it, they just have to not care about being 'cancelled' as cancel culture as they fully seem to leave alone anyone that genuinely doesn't care if they're offended.

      @baconrastas@baconrastas11 ай бұрын

    • Except 'he's' actually a she. Before you call me crazy, simple forensic anthropology proves that I'm right. The gait in particular, the way a person walks, the different genders ascend and descend stairs differently, males knees are together, the legs straight, whilst females knees are apart, the femur rotates around the female pelvis. There are other markers, but this is the most obvious.

      @markbeaver5321@markbeaver532110 ай бұрын

    • In da (left) club

      @Bucketbrain82@Bucketbrain8210 ай бұрын

    • @@Bucketbrain82 I'm in no one's club 😁 but my own!

      @parzival5501@parzival550110 ай бұрын

    • ​@@Bucketbrain8200…

      @StuartRobb-kc6rr@StuartRobb-kc6rr9 ай бұрын

  • The face she made when Jimmy said "That term is called 'Grooming' now".... 😨😨😱😱 She didn't expect it and clearly thought Jimmy is onto something there! 🤨🤨

    @lovelywaz@lovelywaz11 ай бұрын

  • The “Blumkey” part is probably the best I’ve seen as far as audience reaction and just how funny everything about that bit is

    @boredmurse3432@boredmurse34326 ай бұрын

    • blumpkin*

      @stayblazin408@stayblazin408Ай бұрын

  • Someone in the audience: murmurs Jimmy: BONESAW IS READYYYY I GOTCHA FER THREE MINUTES

    @morganfreeaimthebountyhunt7682@morganfreeaimthebountyhunt768211 ай бұрын

    • 😂😂😂😂

      @WheelchairWolverine@WheelchairWolverine11 ай бұрын

  • Jimmy's quick witt and come backs are just efin incredible.

    @periloustactic@periloustactic11 ай бұрын

  • The emotional damage this man unleashes is truly epic😂❤

    @kiwidiesel@kiwidiesel7 ай бұрын

  • Jimmy is an absolute comic genius.

    @periloustactic@periloustactic6 ай бұрын

  • If Jimmy Carr ever starts with me, I'd just keep quiet... don't give him any fuel 😂, he always turns nothing into _something._

    @Cacophony314@Cacophony3149 ай бұрын

    • I’d feed his fire. He could get the whole gig to laugh. And that would be worth the humiliation.

      @Ag3nt0fCha0s@Ag3nt0fCha0s7 ай бұрын

  • I'm amazed at how lightning fast Jimmys replies are. It's like a super power.

    @mikaelnilsson8041@mikaelnilsson80419 ай бұрын

    • Yep , he's very quick witted. I wish I could be that quick.

      @Iwuvmafamatix2@Iwuvmafamatix26 күн бұрын

  • "Is that you're girlfriend? I'm not gonna swap to it" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    @pedrosoares7139@pedrosoares713911 ай бұрын

  • Thanks Jimmy this uncut version is quite refreshing!

    @Loknath009@Loknath00911 ай бұрын

  • Fury jam still gets me laughing hard no matter how many times I hear it lol

    @Totto87@Totto878 ай бұрын

  • Love how his face keeps going from chubby to slim and back again throughout the video.

    @tesseractbutterflyeffect5861@tesseractbutterflyeffect586111 ай бұрын

  • This guy is absolutely brilliant

    @anyutajanson1704@anyutajanson17049 ай бұрын

  • "I love swearing" Best opening quote ever

    @RazorRicky@RazorRicky9 ай бұрын

  • Insulted but not hurt.very talented.

    @paulbradley705@paulbradley7057 ай бұрын

  • Jimmy is like the real life Quagmire, giggitty giggitty.

    @alvinmortimer7536@alvinmortimer753611 ай бұрын

    • Spot on!!

      @avondalelandscapesteam9238@avondalelandscapesteam923811 ай бұрын

    • Based off the chin-line alone.

      @brancast116@brancast1167 ай бұрын

  • I love how a British accent makes you sound distinguished while speaking of queefs.

    @fovarberma752@fovarberma7529 ай бұрын

  • His laugh is so contagious.

    @kingbubbafatt9945@kingbubbafatt99457 ай бұрын

  • Jimmy is awesome. Love how quick he is

    @Jstaman@Jstaman11 ай бұрын

  • Wow I've never seen anything so scary but yet rewarding as dis. Ty for not giving up. Congratulations

    @asiamalonson7669@asiamalonson76699 ай бұрын

  • Comedy is alive and well in the commonwealth. 🇨🇦

    @corystarkiller@corystarkiller8 ай бұрын

  • I couldn't stop laughing, pure GOLD

    @danielsimpson2494@danielsimpson24948 ай бұрын

  • Don't heckle pro comedians. They're way too quick on their feet and will put in your place really fast!

    @willwetherington@willwetherington8 ай бұрын

  • I like that you said "good luck" at the end of this video.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Watched the whole thing, thanks man!

    @zephyrkhambatta@zephyrkhambatta10 ай бұрын

  • Jimmy’s the best comedian, never fails to make me laugh.

    @Sizmark-hl9gc@Sizmark-hl9gc11 ай бұрын

    • I'm the 100th 'yes-I-agree-with-you'. : )

      @spamh8r1007@spamh8r10073 ай бұрын

  • Simply the best! AWESOME 😂😂😂😂

    @rossy7@rossy711 ай бұрын

  • Jimmy's laugh is just so whimsical.

    @truepennytv@truepennytv11 ай бұрын

    • hueee huueee he heeuuuuu

      @7ktTube@7ktTube11 ай бұрын

    • It's so fake

      @JGGuitarCovers@JGGuitarCovers11 ай бұрын

    • @@JGGuitarCoversit’s not

      @scouse_till_i_die@scouse_till_i_die12 күн бұрын

  • A legend. nuff said.

    @HiTekCowboy@HiTekCowboy9 ай бұрын

  • Love his little laugh🤣🤣🤣

    @bambibrosemer1597@bambibrosemer15977 ай бұрын

  • So interesting! Thank you for this great video!

    @dreamtheaterstryper@dreamtheaterstryper11 ай бұрын

  • FANTASTIC!!!!!!! I haven't laughed this hard in a while!

    @SwissplWatches@SwissplWatches7 ай бұрын

  • She had no idea he was an 'expert' in cheerleading 😂

    @bfth121@bfth12111 ай бұрын

    • He was exhausted from "studying" it!

      @musicloverme3993@musicloverme399311 ай бұрын

  • I have been a fan of yours for nearly 20 years. Thank you for putting your humor deep inside me. That’s what you called “him,” right?

    @johncanby8109@johncanby810910 ай бұрын

    • Kid named Humour

      @nm_9_@nm_9_9 ай бұрын

    • thats so gay🤣🤣

      @wewereonabreaakkkbyrossgel5574@wewereonabreaakkkbyrossgel55749 ай бұрын

    • Did he put anything else deep inside of you?

      @harrysmith4620@harrysmith46203 ай бұрын

  • Enjoyed it, thank you.

    @DaneliusUK@DaneliusUK11 ай бұрын

  • even his audience is funny "at what point of the relationship did he ask for that?" "the end"

    @robinlinh@robinlinh6 ай бұрын

  • British comedians, starting with the late Dave Allen, have improved my English more than all my teachers combined, and I had great teachers 😅

    @user-ni1gi8gr9d@user-ni1gi8gr9d5 ай бұрын

    • Dave Allen was irish, though

      @Bamboule05@Bamboule054 ай бұрын

    • @@Bamboule05 Yes, but as far as I can remember, he didn't speak Gaelic 😉

      @user-ni1gi8gr9d@user-ni1gi8gr9d4 ай бұрын

    • @@Bamboule05 I get it now, I wrote "British comedians ". 😉

      @user-ni1gi8gr9d@user-ni1gi8gr9d4 ай бұрын

  • Quick witted comedy...loved it....not to mention. Cutting down the pretentious girls

    @davidschneff6926@davidschneff69269 ай бұрын

  • I love this guy..genius humor

    @MiKeMiDNiTe-77@MiKeMiDNiTe-7710 ай бұрын

  • Amazing crowd work!

    @BARROTJASON2@BARROTJASON29 ай бұрын

  • So great delivery I cry from laughing even though I know the joke that’s coming!

    @alexanderkeber4257@alexanderkeber42572 ай бұрын

  • Seen him live the man’s a genius 😂😂😂😂

    @muppetmike69@muppetmike699 ай бұрын

  • You're the best Jimmy!

    @justinanderson267@justinanderson2679 ай бұрын

  • Genius! Laughed so hard.

    @carlsitler9071@carlsitler90716 ай бұрын

  • just the first 3 seconds and I'm already laughing. Stopping the show just hoping for someone to heckle 🤣

    @JoeyP946@JoeyP9464 ай бұрын

  • Absolutely brilliant.

    @parko1965@parko1965Ай бұрын

  • This guy would be a perfect Glen Quagmire if theres ever Family Guy real movie

    @momactavish@momactavish9 ай бұрын

  • This man is hysterical!!!

    @josephstoliker986@josephstoliker9863 ай бұрын

  • Soooo funny... And is extremely MORAL... I love this man 👊

    @flyonthewall7026@flyonthewall70264 ай бұрын

  • Simply brilliant compilation.

    @darXcore@darXcoreАй бұрын

  • Love it! Brilliant!

    @zackeriah77@zackeriah778 ай бұрын

  • Haven't laughed this hard in ages

    @wolfang4219@wolfang42193 ай бұрын

  • Jimmy droppin' bombs!

    @andrewwhite1305@andrewwhite130511 ай бұрын

  • That was freaking hilarious 😂

    @Pigpen1202@Pigpen12023 ай бұрын

  • Jimmy you're the best

    @rizz.0.@rizz.0.11 ай бұрын

  • my god he is comedy gold... keep this man!

    @zandarx@zandarx6 ай бұрын

  • Great as ever

    @alfiovillordo350@alfiovillordo35011 ай бұрын

  • *"Noddy!!"* 🤣🤣🤣🤦🏻‍♀️

    @CodyDTD@CodyDTD9 ай бұрын

  • That was brilliant Tan ! I wish you a very Happy Christmas. 🎉🥰

    @gumusluk05@gumusluk054 ай бұрын

  • That audience has a really good sense of humor.

    @saimbhat6243@saimbhat62439 ай бұрын

  • Absolutely amazing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    @Timesend@Timesend3 ай бұрын

  • I’m in stitches! Just found his videos, now I’m bingeing…..Laugh out loud all right!

    @posypoodle6034@posypoodle60343 ай бұрын

  • So Roger Federer is doing stand up now....

    @stephentot5011@stephentot50113 ай бұрын

    • Roger Federer with a down syndrome

      @user-bp5ds9ff6z@user-bp5ds9ff6zАй бұрын

    • You should see the backhand.

      @DanielMasmanian@DanielMasmanian11 күн бұрын

    • Is he?

      @Iwuvmafamatix2@Iwuvmafamatix26 күн бұрын

  • This was a really good compilation =) Thanks for the years of laughs, Jimmy =) Not that you read these lol

    @mikefufuffalo8487@mikefufuffalo84879 ай бұрын

    • Many more years of laughs to come!

      @jimmycarr@jimmycarr9 ай бұрын

    • ​@@jimmycarrOMG he did read it 😂

      @McVaio@McVaio9 ай бұрын

    • Right back at you

      @johnnysteradactyl558@johnnysteradactyl5589 ай бұрын

    • That's a bot replying.

      @wintermansion@wintermansion9 ай бұрын

    • @@wintermansion You're a bot replying.

      @McVaio@McVaio9 ай бұрын

  • I watched the short vids of dan bilzerian with tons of girls,jets, blabla etc. BUT after this clip I have to admit... YOU reachd top of the world ! Just standing there "speaking "normally" / "the truth" and "making money of it somehow" as you said.... haha man thx!!! Thats 'comedy' :) (I also do this my whole life already - but I'm not famous, so when I talk like that everybody gets offendd :P

    @nimplex2076@nimplex207611 ай бұрын

  • You are a piece of ...... but I can't get enough of you Jimmy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    @esaber5301@esaber530111 ай бұрын

  • This has helped me to paint 2day, I'm amateur and am quite ill, I. Most of the tips are Very good, thanks for tips keep them coming

    @JackBradley-ow1dy@JackBradley-ow1dy11 ай бұрын

  • Hi Jimmy ..watched your video ..and all the adverts too😂

    @rogerrussell5155@rogerrussell515512 күн бұрын

  • In the era of cancel culture this man is always refreshing 😂

    @Nicebitoffishing@Nicebitoffishing11 ай бұрын

    • It almost seems like (in Europe) "cancel culture" is mostly right wing, loaded fighting term. Who would have thought...

      @Daniel-yl8y@Daniel-yl8y11 ай бұрын

    • Cancel culture isn’t a real thing lol.

      @realitybreath4647@realitybreath464711 ай бұрын

    • he's immune to cancel culture lol

      @wintermansion@wintermansion9 ай бұрын

    • "If you build it they will come". Him and Ricky G, will always have a vast audience..

      @ianhill4585@ianhill45858 ай бұрын

    • And the amount of things he said not only are they hilarious but weirdly if it was said by anyone else the snowflakes would’ve cancelled him

      @supersexygal01@supersexygal017 ай бұрын

  • Excellent video. Quick mind. Great comedy. 🇦🇺 😊

    @rexpayne7836@rexpayne783620 күн бұрын

  • Man that was good

    @jonnywatts2970@jonnywatts29709 ай бұрын

  • Love the freestyle

    @jonnywatts2970@jonnywatts29709 ай бұрын

  • You are hilarios,would love to see you live.Come to Toronto Canada.😂

    @garry760@garry7609 ай бұрын

  • I've had a blumpkin.They are great!

    @accidental-life@accidental-life11 ай бұрын

  • Jimmy Carr is amazing!

    @coldwarsarge7592@coldwarsarge759211 ай бұрын

  • 14:10 at least jimmy actually apologised ware as most comedians wouldn't so i give him props for that! 👍🏻

    @ColdNumbzThePain@ColdNumbzThePain9 ай бұрын

  • It;s a good job he introduces himself at the beginning of the outro because he's had so much surgery he's completely unrecognisable from the rest of the video 😂

    @adamstudley8832@adamstudley883211 ай бұрын

    • he does look different, but are you sure about the surgery? I thought it was just a lot of makeup and the lighting

      @MrJoeDone@MrJoeDone11 ай бұрын

    • @@MrJoeDone In his book he outright admits having surgery done and is pretty cool with it. So yes, it's surgery.

      @Jojosization@Jojosization11 ай бұрын

    • Which face is the after job? I just thought he was retaining water..

      @bigboss-tl2xr@bigboss-tl2xr10 ай бұрын

    • @@Jojosization Ah thx, I think I heard him talking about it after I read your Text

      @MrJoeDone@MrJoeDone9 ай бұрын

  • Best British comedian

    @BrandonHardaker@BrandonHardaker11 ай бұрын

    • Laughable statement my friend!

      @user-ed4ux8vx9v@user-ed4ux8vx9v10 ай бұрын

    • we get it, you dont understand him. @@user-ed4ux8vx9v

      @MJG206@MJG2069 ай бұрын

    • That would be Gordon Ramsay

      @ivaerz4977@ivaerz49777 ай бұрын

  • I've met Jimmy before and he's a really sweet guy. He's really good at his stage persona.

    @yetiornot5726@yetiornot57263 ай бұрын

  • At least he thanks us for watching. That should catch on more. He knows we can watch anything and chose to watch this. Classy guy.

    @ARTPLAYSGAMES86@ARTPLAYSGAMES864 ай бұрын

  • He is absolutely brilliant

    @user-wj3bs8dq6s@user-wj3bs8dq6s25 күн бұрын

  • He is so entertaining ☺️

    @paulatreanor5566@paulatreanor556610 ай бұрын

  • This is real comedy! Thank you for your raw talent!

    @refri17ner95@refri17ner959 ай бұрын

  • Fantastic!

    @senaexiled5081@senaexiled50813 ай бұрын

  • He's very good ..Sees the funny side in anything ha ha

    @gabrieldovido7019@gabrieldovido70197 ай бұрын

  • 😂😂😂😂😂 Hilarious as usual.

    @erickofod8550@erickofod855011 ай бұрын

  • the laugh at the end!!

    @SonnyRamos-xm5ni@SonnyRamos-xm5ni10 ай бұрын

  • I saw him in Bath a couple of weeks ago. He was hilarious 😅😅

    @gailfawcett5555@gailfawcett55559 ай бұрын

    • What were you doing in his bathroom? O.o

      @Cyb3rM1nd@Cyb3rM1nd9 ай бұрын

    • @@Cyb3rM1nd 😂😂😂😂😂

      @gailfawcett5555@gailfawcett55559 ай бұрын

    • @@Cyb3rM1nd your autism makes you soo beautiful. i get why the people love Jimi. the brutality of honesty makes me giggle.

      @Good-Intentions@Good-Intentions9 ай бұрын

    • @@Good-Intentions Not autistic, as far as I know, but thanks, I think?

      @Cyb3rM1nd@Cyb3rM1nd9 ай бұрын

    • @@Cyb3rM1nd. good Groucho callback mate!

      @rocqitmon@rocqitmon6 ай бұрын

  • Thanks for coming to Ontario last week Jimmy :D

    @CriticalNerds@CriticalNerds11 ай бұрын

  • Loved the video

    @MaxyX@MaxyX6 ай бұрын

  • Brilliant Jimmy...

    @KingRealEstate@KingRealEstate9 ай бұрын

  • She will certainly think before heckling again, proper roasting there, love him or hate him he knows how to roast a heckler

    @Stubear22374@Stubear2237411 ай бұрын

    • Anyone who's paid good money to see a Jimmy Carr show knows exactly what they're getting themselves into surely? He's like the end boss of heckling.

      @hectormugwump5530@hectormugwump553010 ай бұрын

    • I didn't heckle him, but he said I had a face like thunder 😂

      @SamuelBlack84@SamuelBlack849 ай бұрын

  • Saw him in Darwin in may... brilliant...

    @alimitchell5346@alimitchell53468 ай бұрын

  • That was great, any more in the film storage jimmy?

    @neilperry2224@neilperry222411 ай бұрын
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