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What Did You Do To My Swan? | Michael McIntyre Stand Up Comedy

Michael McIntyre
2020 ж. 7 Там.
1 425 140 Рет қаралды
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Watch Michael's stand up comedy special Showman, streaming now on Netflix!
www.netflix.com/title/81258970?s=i&trkid=13747225
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Website: www.michaelmcintyre.co.uk/
Facebook: facebook.com/TheMichaelMcIntyre/
Twitter: @McInTweet

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  • You know that the world has gone mad when you find yourself binge watching Michael McIntyre for a bit of sanity.

    @trinaholman4083@trinaholman40833 жыл бұрын

    • *sees this comment* *looks at clock with Michael is playing in the background* Ah... that’s what’s going on

      @prenimystic@prenimystic3 жыл бұрын

    • Trina Holman me now but every day for at least 3 weeks. I cannot get enough of him. X

      @lyndakarpen4127@lyndakarpen41273 жыл бұрын

    • too true. ps- BLACK LIVES MATTER!

      @rollerbladinggeek5507@rollerbladinggeek55073 жыл бұрын

    • mood

      @genesis_ink@genesis_ink3 жыл бұрын

    • Lazy Sunday morning in bed binge watching Michael

      @TrueDawn1@TrueDawn13 жыл бұрын

  • How he can turn anything into an hilarious comedic act is just brilliant.

    @marieballantyne8465@marieballantyne84653 жыл бұрын

    • Agreed

      @mr.firerific8765@mr.firerific87653 жыл бұрын

    • My mate reckons “he” is a Biological Female

      @mickleigh674@mickleigh6743 жыл бұрын

    • Agreed

      @danielkupowitz9437@danielkupowitz94373 жыл бұрын

    • kzhead.info/sun/nJSifcqnjWWerKM/bejne.html

      @kumudhahappyannachi688@kumudhahappyannachi6883 жыл бұрын

    • @Andy Moran. I hope life will get easier for you 🙂

      @derlangsame4471@derlangsame44713 жыл бұрын

  • It’s take GENIUS like this to make comedy nowadays and not to offend anyone!

    @MartinHomeVideo@MartinHomeVideo3 жыл бұрын

    • Right? He's a gift.

      @yticivam@yticivam3 жыл бұрын

    • It's a rare gift

      @wonderwend1@wonderwend13 жыл бұрын

    • i prefer offensive comedy but this guy is amazing

      @chickenfricken@chickenfricken3 жыл бұрын

    • He has the ability to make everyday mundanity very amusing. He seems a very attentive person. Most of the things he goes on about won't be noticed by me for being funny.

      @MsDrientje@MsDrientje3 жыл бұрын

    • People get offended more easily now

      @applefarm6126@applefarm61263 жыл бұрын

  • I once saw him outside the toilet rushing in . The only reason I didn’t stopped him is because he will write a whole skit about being mobbed by fans outside the toilet 😜

    @vandanajoshi4863@vandanajoshi48633 жыл бұрын

    • What’s wrong with that

      @Torexeon@Torexeon3 жыл бұрын

    • 🤣

      @rushdialrashed9627@rushdialrashed96273 жыл бұрын

    • @Khang Phú Phan Or get the golden opportunity to watch a stand-up comedian shit himself

      @kylosalvesen@kylosalvesen3 жыл бұрын

    • Vandana Joshi ha ha - so true - I am laughing out loud as watching the skit about the difference between Foreigners at Pool and British - so hilarious but true too.

      @lyndakarpen4127@lyndakarpen41273 жыл бұрын

  • He's so funny and quite right about how we all, when we're on holiday, look at foreigners and listen to them speak to their children and they sound so sophisticated to us, while in reality they're telling their children to keep quite and behave.

    @RaadBilbeisi@RaadBilbeisi3 жыл бұрын

    • 0

      @rachelcaruana898@rachelcaruana8983 жыл бұрын

    • One time I was on an escalator and a British child and his mom were going on the down stairs while I was ascending the opposite side, the toddler suddenly points and goes "MUMMY! MUM! WHAT IS THAT OBJECT?? WHAT IS THAT OBJECT MUMMY???" and my heart melted at just how freaking ADORABLE and amusingly sophisticated this little 5 year old was but realized that he was just doing the same thing all annoying nagging American toddlers do, when they go MOM MOM MOM WHATS THAT HUH,it just sounded better from the extra polite cute posh accent

      @avosmash2121@avosmash21212 жыл бұрын

    • @@avosmash2121 hahaha.. thats right

      @RaadBilbeisi@RaadBilbeisi2 жыл бұрын

  • He’s literally the most attentive and funniest person ever! He turns the most everyday mundane things into a HILARIOUS comedic act!

    @naturalbby1722@naturalbby17223 жыл бұрын

    • What is special about his humour is that everybody can relate to at least one of his stories at one point in their lives

      @donnakerr4997@donnakerr49972 жыл бұрын

    • @@donnakerr4997 frrr!!

      @naturalbby1722@naturalbby17222 жыл бұрын

    • He must people-watch for hours.

      @taniacummings9207@taniacummings92072 жыл бұрын

    • This one video here I have watched well over 30 times. It NEVER gets old!! I love him!

      @GODBACON100@GODBACON100 Жыл бұрын

  • Absolutely hilarious. This man doesn't need rude jokes or bad language. I love his sense of humor. He makes comedy out of everyday situations that we all can relate to. 😂😂😂😂😂

    @debbiezink8818@debbiezink88183 жыл бұрын

    • Debbie Zink stop simping

      @charliedonnison5816@charliedonnison58163 жыл бұрын

    • @@charliedonnison5816 That's not simping, it's just stating a fact!

      @debbiezink8818@debbiezink88183 жыл бұрын

    • @@debbiezink8818 but he uses Bad Language lol

      @erikrobinson9999@erikrobinson99993 жыл бұрын

    • @@erikrobinson9999 Just a bit 😉 but negligible for today's standards.

      @debbiezink8818@debbiezink88183 жыл бұрын

    • Crooked kid why u have to be mad . Calm urself ok . Relax dude

      @charliedonnison5816@charliedonnison58163 жыл бұрын

  • My 4 yo and 5 year old heard me laughing out loud while I was watching this with headphones on (it's possible they have never heard me laughing like that since I've been so sleep-deprived with our one year old). They were asking me what I was watching and whether they could watch it with me but I was like, "Oh no, this is just for adults. I'll show you one day - after you've had kids." I call this comedy catharsis for tired parents. Thanks for the giggle, nay, belly laughs! :D

    @cocosilkworm@cocosilkworm3 жыл бұрын

    • My 4 year old is currently having a tantrum and is on time out so I am here for 4 minutes of people who relate. High five fellow parent. You’re a super woman. 💪🏻

      @meganclaridge2235@meganclaridge22353 жыл бұрын

    • @@meganclaridge2235 Would you still call me a super woman if you saw me this afternoon wearing industrial ear muffs while in the kitchen preparing dinner so I didn't have to hear (so loudly) the screaming (playing and fighting) kids? Lol

      @cocosilkworm@cocosilkworm3 жыл бұрын

    • Yes - especially then ! Lol. I only have 1 and I can say that I struggle to cope (sorry, not sorry 😐). Anyone I meet with more than 1 child is an idol of mine !! Haha. You should read the book ‘Hoorah for Gin’ by Katie Kirby - I think you’d love it - I did!! Xx

      @meganclaridge2235@meganclaridge22353 жыл бұрын

    • @@meganclaridge2235 Thanks for the recommendation. I'm looking at her intro and her bracelet analogy certainly sums it up... Lol So does Michael McIntyre's skit on parenting "People Without Children Have NO IDEA What It's Like! " I guess you would have seen that one :D

      @cocosilkworm@cocosilkworm3 жыл бұрын

    • Oh yes, I’ve seen that one ! 😂 This is a man who KNOWS. Lol. Definitely read the book! I cried when I finished it! It was like saying goodbye to a friend I didn’t even know I had! We all need relatable mummy friends. You should stay in touch if you can ! 🌸

      @meganclaridge2235@meganclaridge22353 жыл бұрын

  • I love how his hair has a mind of its own.

    @elizabethmish6891@elizabethmish68913 жыл бұрын

    • His hair is flip floppy😂

      @marypaus7523@marypaus75233 жыл бұрын

  • People who thumbs down this video obviously has no sense of humour... I love Michael, he’s hilarious 😂 so relatable!

    @emilyalcorn3547@emilyalcorn35473 жыл бұрын

    • They always lose at thumb war.

      @helloimarabbit4083@helloimarabbit40833 жыл бұрын

    • People who only have hate in their heart. Thats who.

      @Ser-Smiley@Ser-Smiley3 жыл бұрын

    • The hotel assistant and his family

      @jemmaj2919@jemmaj29193 жыл бұрын

    • Same

      @altonalex1235@altonalex12353 жыл бұрын

    • All 58 of them how dare they

      @oliviarule5679@oliviarule56793 жыл бұрын

  • Should have told him your name was Ikel Ackencacker. (long time fans will recognize this).

    @michaelpthompson@michaelpthompson3 жыл бұрын

    • 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

      @yticivam@yticivam3 жыл бұрын

    • Yeah I do.. the dentist one 😁

      @amysuepierce1459@amysuepierce14593 жыл бұрын

    • the tooth one 😂😂😂😂😂

      @lio3366@lio33663 жыл бұрын

    • that irresponsible dentist...

      @azzasamsudin3818@azzasamsudin38183 жыл бұрын

    • I cried with laughter at that. So funny

      @TheKellendras@TheKellendras3 жыл бұрын

  • Don’t know what’s bigger, his hair’s curtains or the theatre’s😂

    @lucasbrew6002@lucasbrew60023 жыл бұрын

    • L Brewer 😃😆😀

      @necymamaril3735@necymamaril37353 жыл бұрын

    • 😂😂😂😂

      @Car_and_classic_lover@Car_and_classic_lover3 жыл бұрын

    • L Brewer He’s had since Edinburgh Fringe

      @ksportz66@ksportz663 жыл бұрын

    • 🤣🤣🤣

      @ebonyloveivory@ebonyloveivory3 жыл бұрын

    • His hair curtains by far

      @lexlouise1413@lexlouise14133 жыл бұрын

  • Omg i was in tears, i hope i can see him live one day!

    @sky_catlover5615@sky_catlover56153 жыл бұрын

  • Can't wait for the teenage years!!

    @bcgibson22@bcgibson223 жыл бұрын

    • Brearne Gibson I pray for his survival and sanity through those times

      @trayolphia5756@trayolphia57563 жыл бұрын

    • His kids are teenagers now

      @JB-vd8bi@JB-vd8bi3 жыл бұрын

  • What I love about this amazing comedian is he starts on one subject and you suddenly realise he is on another subject, then another, then another, then suddenly, it’s 30 mins has passed, then you want to relive all the side splitting laughter😂😂😂😂

    @b.goodfellow465@b.goodfellow4653 жыл бұрын

  • "It's alright once you are in." 🤣😂😆 I CANNOT.

    @ebonyloveivory@ebonyloveivory3 жыл бұрын

  • Absolutely my all times favorite english guy, he doesn't need to swear or to be obscene and trivial to make you laugh, he is talented enough to sparkle every time with no effort. you can Watch his shows with your kids of any age without the risk of being embarrassed or deceived. Love his shows.

    @annawright4545@annawright45453 жыл бұрын

  • "That...is a platypus."

    @sairi_a@sairi_a3 жыл бұрын

  • This man is freakin hilarious. I often listen to his videos while I’m working and it certainly makes my day brighter. Good thing I work alone or ppl would think I’m nuts, hysterically pissing myself laughing out loud with headphones in. I hope he visits Australia one day, maybe he has already but I’ve only discovered him a few months back. Pandemic made me find a few good comedians. How lucky we are to have such clever, articulate comedians like this to bring some joy back 👏👏

    @gemspiritmessages2754@gemspiritmessages27543 жыл бұрын

    • Yes, agreed. We need him in Western Canada too, and we have many Australians that work & play here!

      @landlice48@landlice482 жыл бұрын

    • Not McIntyre level but check out Danny Bhoy's videos which are quite funny as well. Some of them were filmed in Australia.

      @thomaspreudhomme9443@thomaspreudhomme9443 Жыл бұрын

  • He's just such a good story teller, I think that's what means he can make any moment sound hilarious 😊

    @bethanmills9802@bethanmills98023 жыл бұрын

  • ah, a classic. our family has for years now been saying "it's fine once you're in", never gets old.

    @iamisaid2295@iamisaid22953 жыл бұрын

  • As an Italian, I can say that the entire process to get into the water is exactly the same for us. Love Micheal.

    @eylam9690@eylam9690 Жыл бұрын

  • texting on a nokia 3310 made your thumbs the most powerfull, texting on an iphone just makes m weak :P

    @Oneindig318@Oneindig3183 жыл бұрын

    • Ah, but have you ever texted on a blackberry keyboard? The sound alone deafens everyone in a 10ft radius

      @My_Lyfe@My_Lyfe3 жыл бұрын

    • Infinity318 oh how I miss that key pad; the feel of pressing a button, the click sound. If they hadn’t switched off the old networks in Australia I would still be using my indestructible Nokia.

      @RR4711@RR47113 жыл бұрын

    • yeah but with older phones texting was something you only did when talking to people but on iphones you type to use the internet and stuff too. So it was more work before but you do more of it now.

      @genesis_ink@genesis_ink3 жыл бұрын

  • "Flippo Floppo" 😂👍

    @Mad-RCandHOBBY@Mad-RCandHOBBY3 жыл бұрын

  • Love this comedian, especially during quarantine. Thanks for the laughs, and never anything vulgar😂😂😂

    @deborahdanielson8901@deborahdanielson89013 жыл бұрын

  • So true! I’m like “I’m going in the pool, hope it’s warm enough, I’ll get in the shallow end first, in case it’s too cold” 😂

    @anthonyglee1710@anthonyglee17103 жыл бұрын

  • This man is pure genius ❤️

    @georgiascott6575@georgiascott65753 жыл бұрын

  • God I love his act! He never fails to make me laugh.

    @helloimarabbit4083@helloimarabbit40833 жыл бұрын

  • This man is a genius, he can make everyday things hilariously.

    @TheSanien@TheSanien Жыл бұрын

  • Oh dear, when my kids were little and we travelled by air, I convinced myself that the air pressure changes that gave them runny noses were allergies that warranted a dose of Benadryl. I think the other passengers were grateful, though. 😆

    @vivelaresistance3239@vivelaresistance32393 жыл бұрын

    • God bless you for your thoughtfulness❤️. The child was probably more comfortable, too

      @deborahdanielson8901@deborahdanielson89013 жыл бұрын

  • "I don't want to be rude about our children" 🤣

    @rosina29@rosina293 жыл бұрын

    • "but..."

      @OLGMC@OLGMC3 жыл бұрын

  • Thanks to Micheal, he is helping me through a terrible bout of depression, I’m smiling again 😁... it’s been a while.

    @amysuepierce1459@amysuepierce14593 жыл бұрын

  • It's great how he's British already but puts on an even more distinct British accent when mocking the stereotypes 😂

    @lexlouise1413@lexlouise14133 жыл бұрын

  • He is the gift that keeps on giving

    @sophiacarpenter7407@sophiacarpenter74073 жыл бұрын

  • Living in Dubai for 14 years, your summary of our summer heat is spot on! And yes, we only go out to go inside A/C 🤪

    @CM-bh9lb@CM-bh9lb2 жыл бұрын

  • Anybody disliking Michael’s videos clearly has no sense of humour

    @First.Lastname@First.Lastname3 жыл бұрын

    • Yeah, they have the opposite of humour..... Femur!

      @RazleFrazle-kw5wb@RazleFrazle-kw5wb3 жыл бұрын

    • Razle Frazle1999 I’m disappointed that I found that funny 😂

      @wynn6240@wynn62403 жыл бұрын

    • He could leave out the potty language and still be hilarious

      @laureln56@laureln563 жыл бұрын

    • Too Right!

      @mlrd6622@mlrd66223 жыл бұрын

    • @@RazleFrazle-kw5wb Get Out🤣

      @mlrd6622@mlrd66223 жыл бұрын

  • The only way to swim, is full body in and get your head wet too. Doing the slow maneuver in the water, means your body adjusts even slower. Take from an Aussie. Take care of yourself, Mate 💚💛

    @goaway2803@goaway28033 жыл бұрын

    • I’m British, and I’ve found what you found, the only way to get in is to jump in and get your hair wet too then your fine😂😂

      @aimeelou1825@aimeelou18253 жыл бұрын

    • Where you from mate?

      @chriswest7639@chriswest76393 жыл бұрын

    • Definitely true, and necessary in Aussie 😂

      @bensmith9722@bensmith97223 жыл бұрын

    • @@chriswest7639 qld and be careful especially in vic and nsw 💚💛

      @goaway2803@goaway28033 жыл бұрын

    • Where I live, they heat pools, so it is not refreshing. It feels like EVERYONE has peed in the pool. I grew up with cold pools and miss it so much!

      @jenniferpearce1052@jenniferpearce10523 жыл бұрын

  • Loved him every since he showed us his calves

    @sharonrice8255@sharonrice82553 жыл бұрын

    • Hello Sharon How are you doing today

      @alexdiaz4181@alexdiaz41812 жыл бұрын

  • Love the way he finds something we all can relate to and makes it funny. Genius

    @dilanozaurdilanozaur3873@dilanozaurdilanozaur3873 Жыл бұрын

  • Lol I lived in Dubai for 10 years and heat is terrible. Indoors you wear sweaters outdoors hell but how he made it look so funny is only he can do !

    @sera4u@sera4u3 жыл бұрын

    • i go Saudi every year in the summer this is advice GO OUT ONLY AT NIGHT but nonetheless, I can handle the heat

      @mariamsaik1440@mariamsaik14402 жыл бұрын

    • @@mariamsaik1440 Saudi Arabia* is a big country. Depends on where you mean. Some places have very nice weather in summer like Taif, Abha, Al-Bahah etc.

      @baibac6065@baibac60652 жыл бұрын

  • Mr. MACKINTYRE-REE!!!! You are part of my daily routine now. It feels so good to laugh like this. I don't rememberthe last time I felt so good. You are a lovely person, please never stop, and have a blessed life.

    @kpar4943@kpar49433 жыл бұрын

  • A scream & a half! He's the best story teller.

    @ninak8506@ninak85063 жыл бұрын

  • this man is so funny !! such a rare talent...thank you Michael....keep em coming...

    @cathyjudge2760@cathyjudge27603 жыл бұрын

  • Unbelievably funny, i cant even imagine what his brain will look like if they open it up

    @jemmaj2919@jemmaj29193 жыл бұрын

  • He is without a doubt, the funniest man alive!! ❤

    @kennelexplicit@kennelexplicit5 ай бұрын

  • Flipflop, in Egyptian slang, is Shibshib

    @shadwabarghash8734@shadwabarghash87343 жыл бұрын

  • He’s wonderful at everything he says, knows it all

    @SteelTreeGone@SteelTreeGone3 жыл бұрын

  • You cannot watch his video's in the quiet carriage of a train..he's always laugh out loud..

    @shaesot7@shaesot73 жыл бұрын

    • Lol. I'm in a hotel at the moment, volume low, ear practically against my phone while I smother my giggles so as not to disturb the other rooms. 🤣

      @nicholelarue2499@nicholelarue24993 жыл бұрын

    • Lol always is right.

      @famouslastwords0791HR@famouslastwords0791HR3 жыл бұрын

  • Omg! Bahaha😂😂😂 Micheal, you are the best! You are my favorite comedian bar none! Thanks for making my day always!😙🤗 from Canada

    @robinjessop6607@robinjessop66073 жыл бұрын

  • I swear I watched this the other day! I love Michael McIntyre sooooo much! Makes me laugh so much 💖

    @chelsie4203@chelsie42033 жыл бұрын

  • He is the funniest man I ever known he’s the king of Comedy

    @lukasheim5255@lukasheim52553 жыл бұрын

  • He just makes me laugh out loud! Common every day occurances he makes hilarious!

    @angelareed6386@angelareed63863 жыл бұрын

  • "The water is freezing" The whole time I was remembering swimming in the ocean with friends as kids and regularly check our feet if they were red, white, blue or purple to know when it was time to get out of the water to thaw.... in June and July 😂 red or white feet were fine, blue or purple was "oops I should get out of the water for a bit and stick them in the warm sand for a moment." The surface temperature were between 17 and 21 degrees Celsius so the bottom was so damn cold. Nostalgia. ^^ "its fine once the feet are numb" 😂

    @AmbiCahira@AmbiCahira2 жыл бұрын

  • Michael is absolutely hilarious I watch him every day and laugh so much. All is shows he does are amazing xxx

    @beverleyshevals2749@beverleyshevals27492 жыл бұрын

  • I've never heard of this guy before, but from the thumbnail alone I knew he was British lol

    @kaizephyr5911@kaizephyr59113 жыл бұрын

  • There was this one travel I did to another state in Mexico and there was a van full of Argentinians, a newly Wed couple of germans, an old Spanish couple and a British mom with 2 kids. I have never EVER in my life seen kids behave that well. No cellphones, just listening to music and enjoying the scenery for a FOUR HOUR TRIP INSIDE A VAN Everyonewas talking about the kids for the whole trip and it was a bunch of Argentinians trying to gather up courage to talk to the mom. My mom did talk to her and told her how well behaved her kids were, I want her parenting tricks. Werever you are people of the playa del Carmen tour, I miss you all.

    @angelsanchez6028@angelsanchez60283 жыл бұрын

    • The answer is simple - they spank their kids when they need it.

      @darrylleeroberts@darrylleeroberts3 жыл бұрын

  • Michael McIntyre: *posts video saying stand up comedy* The thumbnail: *lying in bed* Me: *Visible Confusion*

    @lolinnitfam9045@lolinnitfam90453 жыл бұрын

    • Because he told the tale of the swan on his bed on holiday👍

      @amysuepierce1459@amysuepierce14593 жыл бұрын

  • I haven't been laughing this much for such a long time So funny he his Thank you!!!!

    @annad251@annad2513 жыл бұрын

  • I really really really hope that I can see him live one day...how fantastic that would be!!

    @andreaawangku1782@andreaawangku17823 жыл бұрын

  • Frozen Chicken..... coming round with Sunday dinner.. BRILLIANT

    @Kimflick100@Kimflick1002 жыл бұрын

  • When I need a laugh this is where I go, thank you Micheal McIntyre

    @juliegale3863@juliegale38634 ай бұрын

  • Ok seriously unbelievably funny haven't laughed so hard in so long 😆😅🤣😂

    @catherinereilly5833@catherinereilly58333 жыл бұрын

  • I bet Michael is like this, all day long...!!! 🤣 His kids get stand up for free...!!! 😂

    @DoubleDeckerAnton@DoubleDeckerAnton3 жыл бұрын

  • Same here in Trinidad and Tobago. 🇹🇹, "It's alright once you're in." Lol

    @acb7634@acb76343 жыл бұрын

  • thank you for the upload you just made my day , love your show so so much your so freeken funny love it , put up more shows so I can bin watch them all again and again

    @carol-annemartin401@carol-annemartin4013 жыл бұрын

  • Bet there's a thumb war app dedicated to modern day toddlers

    @runawayriot3853@runawayriot38533 жыл бұрын

    • There is

      @celticraven8523@celticraven85233 жыл бұрын

    • Celtic Raven no way🤣🤣🤣🤣

      @prettyinpinky5937@prettyinpinky59373 жыл бұрын

    • Celtic Raven no way🤣🤣🤣🤣

      @prettyinpinky5937@prettyinpinky59373 жыл бұрын

    • Celtic Raven omg

      @mackenzieaspinall6551@mackenzieaspinall65513 жыл бұрын

    • There’s a Red Hands app. It’s hilarious.

      @mena94x3@mena94x33 жыл бұрын

  • This guy is a star. Love him!

    @jillkx@jillkx2 жыл бұрын

  • This guy.... Let me tell you this... This guys right here.. Yes, the Michael guy I am talking about... He is... Just so.... I am telling you he just so... funny

    @LukasDiSparrowOfficial@LukasDiSparrowOfficial3 жыл бұрын

    • Did you type this in your Apple Watch? Surely you did, it sounds like you are out of breath for laughing so hard.

      @samueloliver-sherry-musici9171@samueloliver-sherry-musici91713 жыл бұрын

    • He just is!! He is a wizard of hilarity.. just comedic perfection 😂

      @kendrashergold439@kendrashergold4393 жыл бұрын

  • Your comedy is the only thing that makes me laugh in this weird time I'm going through, thank you SO much and God bless you. 💖💖💖

    @au.ru.@au.ru.Күн бұрын

  • I’m so glad I found your channel. Love all the stories about every day things.

    @sandistroud7305@sandistroud730511 ай бұрын

  • This video has made me question whether or not I am indeed an American.

    @RazleFrazle-kw5wb@RazleFrazle-kw5wb3 жыл бұрын

    • mate I definitely am getting my Aussie membership card revoked after this one - too relatable

      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494@dontbefatuousjeffrey24943 жыл бұрын

  • Simply the BEST 🥰

    @Celticcross688@Celticcross6883 жыл бұрын

  • gotta love michael, i've got his dvds and 1 of his books for when i go into hospital :)

    @redheadedpsycho4566@redheadedpsycho45663 жыл бұрын

    • Hello! I hope your hospital stay will be quick and easy.

      @yticivam@yticivam3 жыл бұрын

    • @@yticivam I have to have something removed from me, but thank you :) I'll be reading his book to keep me entertained :)

      @redheadedpsycho4566@redheadedpsycho45663 жыл бұрын

    • Aww hope you're okay now ❤️

      @rosina29@rosina293 жыл бұрын

    • @@rosina29 i'm surviving for now :) hopefully i'll survive the operation too and then have my life back ❤️

      @redheadedpsycho4566@redheadedpsycho45663 жыл бұрын

  • Here in the US we use melatonin and Benadryl. Tylenol and Ibuprofen don’t put our kids to sleep. Just makes them feel better so they keep going. lol. Allergies are horrible in Central Texas US so everyone uses some type of antihistamine.

    @shesgoneforeverlife@shesgoneforeverlife3 жыл бұрын

    • ᎷᏗᏁᏖᏒᏗᏝᎧᏉᏋᏁᏝᎥᎶᏂᏖ the allergies are caused by vaccines, not Texas

      @bradleylong@bradleylong3 жыл бұрын

    • Bradley Long omg!! Read a book you ingnoramus!

      @MyName-bi4pt@MyName-bi4pt3 жыл бұрын

    • Bradley Long really so a person that hasn’t been vaccinated that eyes burn and sneeze due to the thick layer of yellow pollen on everything is due to this invisible vaccine? Nope. Think again.

      @shesgoneforeverlife@shesgoneforeverlife3 жыл бұрын

    • What about paracetamol?

      @alphachaoszines@alphachaoszines3 жыл бұрын

    • @@alphachaoszines That's the equivalent of Tylenol :)

      @JCXP123@JCXP1233 жыл бұрын

  • Can totally relate to the Calpol sketch 😂😂

    @NW-lv9gb@NW-lv9gb3 жыл бұрын

    • @Karina Peters 😂😂😂

      @NW-lv9gb@NW-lv9gb3 жыл бұрын

  • The thing that bothers me when I'm holiday somewhere very hot is how FREEZING the air conditioning is. I went to Las Vegas and had to take a cardigan everywhere in case I wanted to go inside. However, England is the worst for that. Teeth chattering away in Tesco. Am I the only person who does not think uncomfortable heat outside is no good reason for uncomfortable cold indoors?

    @lizanna6390@lizanna63903 жыл бұрын

    • I thought I was alone in this!

      @brittanyholtgreven4106@brittanyholtgreven41063 жыл бұрын

    • Exactly!!

      @kennedysimpson2000@kennedysimpson20003 жыл бұрын

    • Yes, Tesco is the worst. I always take a fleece when I pop to Tesco when it's 37°c outside 😅

      @NW-lv9gb@NW-lv9gb3 жыл бұрын

    • I’ve only ever thought that in the freezer aisles, which should be colder anyway. I prefer the cool air.

      @Pippemi@Pippemi3 жыл бұрын

    • @@NW-lv9gb 37°C?! I'm in scotland the highest we get is 28°C and that was years ago! We get them every 2 years if we r lucky😂😂so wow, you lucky😂x

      @anonymi8564@anonymi85643 жыл бұрын

  • 3.36 love that. It wonderfully contradicts people who loved how he was so "clean". ;-)

    @JurgenErhard@JurgenErhard3 жыл бұрын

  • 😂🤣😂🤣 One of my absolute favorite comics🤣😂

    @dkwheat1105@dkwheat11053 жыл бұрын

  • A comedian at the top of his game. Hilarious 🤣

    @wuodbonde@wuodbonde Жыл бұрын

  • One of his best!

    @malindaallen718@malindaallen7183 жыл бұрын

  • Love this dude so much

    @lkm_6689@lkm_66893 жыл бұрын

  • When we take on holiday in Las Vegas NV USA, it's mainly the same. Sometimes it gets up to 50 C' in the summer. We began to travel in the autumn and spring, so you can relax while you are there :D You can't do much in the summer without A/C :D

    @dewgaming9479@dewgaming94793 жыл бұрын

  • OMH! Thank you so much! Haven't had a good laugh since January! 😆😭😷

    @LaSnob711@LaSnob7113 жыл бұрын

  • I could watch this guy all day!!!!

    @vickiesmith3021@vickiesmith30212 жыл бұрын

  • michael is just gorgeous...... love him to bits ❤️❤️

    @neisham7478@neisham74783 жыл бұрын

  • Amazing. Brightens up my night

    @helenhurst6168@helenhurst61682 жыл бұрын

  • Totally hilarious! 👍😄🤣

    @marionsudewo8670@marionsudewo86703 жыл бұрын

  • Love this 🤣💕

    @madi5396@madi53963 жыл бұрын

  • Thank you for making me laugh till I cry again!

    @CrisTina-dx8rh@CrisTina-dx8rh3 жыл бұрын

  • “I’m going in” 😂

    @anneboulton8431@anneboulton84313 жыл бұрын

    • Hello Anne How are you doing today?

      @alexdiaz4181@alexdiaz41812 жыл бұрын

  • HES AMAZING 😂😂😂

    @syedbukhari7425@syedbukhari74253 жыл бұрын

  • Micheal McIntyre is my new obession. Amazing 🙌🙌🙌🙌🏆

    @tahnesha@tahnesha3 жыл бұрын

  • We yanks are the same about the pool! Love you Michael! Laughter scares germs yall! Blessings fr Nashville, TN

    @TedaR@TedaR3 жыл бұрын

  • Love his work!

    @celiagonzalez-najera3670@celiagonzalez-najera3670 Жыл бұрын

  • I love this guy, doesn’t have to swear doesn’t have to make any jokes about sexual organs and still the funniest person alive 🎉

    @bellagaara1@bellagaara1 Жыл бұрын

  • 1:49 No one: Not a single soul: Captions:"COWARD"

    @-hv4mg429@-hv4mg4293 жыл бұрын

  • Just Brilliant love him

    @leereadman9940@leereadman99403 жыл бұрын

  • Love it!! 👍🤣🤣🤣

    @marionsudewo8670@marionsudewo86703 жыл бұрын

  • Laughed so hard love him!!

    @catherinebateman6179@catherinebateman6179 Жыл бұрын

  • I swear those damn umbrellas are made of concrete. The trick is to lift them from the bottom and just carry them.

    @kaylag5043@kaylag50433 жыл бұрын
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