Return of the Trash Goblin with the wild whiskers | Cat bite
2022 ж. 16 Ақп.
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Kazoo: "MEOW!" Vanessa: "ᵐᵉᵒʷ"
Kazoo: "LET ME OUT!" Vanessa: "ᴵ ᶜᵃⁿᵗ"
I always like it when Vanessa chats with her floofy clients like a human hair stylist does.
@@doan2300 I'd be pretty angry too if my hairdresser talked to me like that
She was kinda rude in human, no idea what she said in cat.
Kazoo: "WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!" Vanessa: "ʸᵒᵘ ˢᵐᵉˡˡ"
You know the ear cleaning is on point when his eyes point in different directions
Everything must be on point lol
Each eyes looking for each ears!
He temporarily became a pug, lol
@@riccm4461 😂🤣
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That was the gentlest cat bite I've ever seen tbh 😂 Any time I see "cat bite" I'm expecting full hissing, scratching, feral cat but he was just like "I told you no!"
My cat actually does this! He's a weirdo & doesn't tend to show his displeasure in the usual ways. When I pat the wrong place, or he's done, he will just mouth me to tell me to stop. Then he licks where he bit, which is wild but cute as all heck.
@@CK.Stellata Right?! My cat will more put his mouth around me than actually *bite* me to tell me to stop. Super slowly and gently
@@CK.Stellata mine also "gnaws" and "mouths". She knows not to bite (I inadvertently trained her to know when she's being too rough if I say "be nice!" in a school-marmy voice lol), but she will chew when playing.
If he gets in a couple bites or scratches, he feels he has upheld his honor and reputation.
I used to have a rabbit doe who bit me exactly twice. Once was an accident, I put my hand in the way when she was going to have a go at a boy I was working on introducing her to (and she apologised profusely by madly licking me immediately afterwards), but the second time was just like this. I picked her up and she gave me the most gentle bite *ever* to tell me she was mad about it. It was hysterically funny more than anything and still makes me smile to think about twelve years later.
"Trash Goblin" fits his appearance quite well. But deep down he has a gentle heart...but is still a little trash goblin. And I love him.
The owners say his favorite toy is the trash.
Monsieur, I protest. This is a Garbage Gobelin.
It is all a part of his charm
I love that most of the time he's not biting or swiping or even hissing, he's just like "Yeah I'll do it, but I'm gonna complain the entire time!" I love this xD
That's me pretty much all the time lol.
I mean he did bite but at the end lol
My cats the same way. He just screams the entire time and tries to leave.
@@wqweqwet1804 thats why they said "most of the time"
@@wqweqwet1804 i did seem a little playful on his part, honestly. cats just do that sometimes
This “cat type thing” 😂 nothing is better than the zoom ins on Kazoo’s whiskers!!!
Little muppet thrown in.
Your icon is cringe.
@@kellynantonacci7885 says a default icon who doesnt even show their face. Lmao yikes.
@@kellynantonacci7885 imagine using the word "cringe" unironically
@@Phantomphan613 Yes, please continue to be ignorant by using ad hominems instead of refuting my points. Classic. :)
Love how Vanessa says, "this cat-like creature". Cracked me up.
It's her subtle dry comments that easily pass you by which are the best. And there are many 😀
Both of our current foster cats were very concerned while I was watching this. They kept circling my monitor while looking for the source of the meows, all while occassionally glancing at me as if I was hiding the cat who was clearly on the screen. Made me laugh so much I had to pause the video. Thank you for sharing the Majestic Kazoo!
I have brand new kitten who has settled in, whilst watching another video about how to bathe little kittens the ones on the video start yelping and screaming. My kitten was demanding to know where i had put the others, he forcibly pushed the ipad over checking all 4 corners, he snugged right into my dressing gown to look, he opened every cupboard door and eventually snuck off to the other side stomping and wouldn’t come back when called etc. i put the video on the large tv so he could see it too, and i think he recognised they were there. The issue began when they were showing short clips of about 20 kittens. He had no issue with any of them until about number 12 when he sprung up from his loaf and started swatting and hissing and arching. As soon as that cat went off the screen he wondered off and settled down, not before swiping and hissing at me on the way. About ten minutes later he returned, again searching everything, scratching doors, drawers and scenting on everything he saw, checked behind me, in the gown again and then hissed and layer down to be petted. It was very clear he did not like that cat and he was convinced I was responsible for bringing it (and hiding it) and he was not happy because was his new home. It seems to be a particular patterned adult tri colour cats with majority white faces that are his enemies. Seeing he came from a tabby father, a white mother and a tabby and ginger litter Ihave no idea where or why he hates this other cat. But I am most certainly to blame as far as he was concerned
Maybe they were thinking “oh god, are we next?”
Kazoo did all that trash talking in the bath and became a quiet, happy little kitten with the blow dryer 😂😍💞
😂😂😂😂
I imagine that nice warm air drying him was enjoyable. Not bite worthy. lol
He said he likes his bread toasted not soggy.
He was talking some serious ish.
He was remarkably restrained. The ginger cat who my dad and I used to serve would redact both of us if we tried to bathe him…
Vanessa: "Your dirty." Trash Goblin/Cat: "How dare you!" Vanessa: "You smell." Trash Goblin/Cat: "I am the pinnacle of perfection!"
@@NEbluefire I blame dyslexia, and I am on my computer and therefore have access to google.
@@NEbluefire i dont understand why people are so pressed about spelling your as you're what the hell do people think the internet is? a job interview? spelling can fuck off
@@halolight1469 because 'you're' is short for 2 words, 'you are'. It's not really spelling at all, about which l care nothing (l'm dyslexic too ,mildly, and spellcheck is great,except when l can't even remember how a word starts so can't try and check it :))
@@helentee9863 i already know that dude ik how to spell you clearly didnt understand my message that its fkn idiotic to go "you're" when someone says your
@@daasbuffy don't worry about it. The comment was very funny. Spelling/grammar doesn't matter. Everyone understood and loved your comment 😘
1:06 Alright Kazoo, spill. Who's the lucky lady? 😽
0:32 That ABSOLUTELY sounded like he was cussing her out 🤣 Seriously, this cat is just the best.
The way he spreads his little toes, he's all: Between the beans... Don't forget between the beans!!
He hates it and he wants it.
I think she mentioned in a precious video that she doesn't trim between cat paw pads like she will a dog's because their skin is thinner.
@@ussxrequin I remember her saying that before as well! Yet I have seen her shave out a few kitty paw pads since then. I’m always very confused about it lol
@@eveningstar8581 could be because of fur length that she shaves some kitty paws
@@adrianna4846 also, that cat is filthy and it’s litter collectors must be extra nasty. Lol
I’ve never laughed hysterically at one of these videos before, but the way Kazoo’s flat little face peers out of the Happy Hoodie like the end of a sushi roll absolutely broke me 😂😂😂
You need to watch the first video of him 😂
Me too ! I was DEAD!!🤣
ikr i was lauging sooo much
LIKE THE END OF A SUSHI ROLL 😂😂😂😂😂
sushi roll used lick... youtube became paralyzed
This kitty looks so miserable no matter what is happening. Those whiskers going all over the place are hysterical to look at. The two of you have a wonderful dialogue going on during his bath. I have watched this video three times and it just keeps getting better!
Out of all the animals you repeatedly groom, Kazoo is definitely my favorite
He's just masking his scent with trash so predators don't get him. He's a gem.
You could say he's a diamond in the rough
Well that won't work if a raccoon decides to try cat
@@FatMarioHeads was about to say Kazoo is doing an ambitious raccoon cosplay but yours works too
He is extremely calm, even though he is complaining about it.
Maybe he's a hooman in disguise? We do tend to complain and do nothing about it 🤣
Me when calling customer support
@ILoveLLawlietxD Same. My BFFs mom is a quiet little church mouse. Almost 70, not quite 5ft tall, wears 4th grade teacher in the 90s clothes (think embroidered cardinals). She used to work the call center of an airline until about 10 years ago. The amount of cussing she endured on a daily basis was staggering, especially when flights were delayed or canceled due to blizzards. Next time you're mad about something and want to take it out on customer service, remember her. And remember she only gets 15 seconds to compose herself before answering the next call. Bunch of entitled Karens out there 🤬🤬🤬
I absolutely love the conversation you had with kazoo in the bath. I don't know why. It triggerd happy chemicals in my brain for me.
1:58 THE RETURN OF THE blebelbelebelebeleeblbrlble 🤭🤪🤪🤪🤪
Kazoo’s reaction to being called stinky makes him a poster child for a “When mom calls you stinky but you know darn well she’s been wearing the same pajamas for over a week”
bro?
😅🤣😂
That's oddly specific
I feel attacked
And I took that personally
So happy to have the trash goblin return. I love those wild whiskers and attitude.
He seems very knowledgeable in terms of trash talking in the bath
Kazoo is the Monday morning of cats. 😂
“He looks as miserable as can be…and now we blow dry him” 😆
We've all had itchy ears before. His look of pure bliss during his ear cleaning is just great. He can't reach that area on his own, so he just has to live with the itch.
@DeludedDesktopAlien I had severe ear infections as a child and as a result my balance is probably permanently messed up.
The ear scritching is one of my best kept secrets for quickly making kitty friends.
Lol, indeed. Actually I heard in Japan there are actual ear-cleaning parlors where you can go to get your ears cleaned (you have to pay obviously) and it seems people really like it. They say it's like a massage. I've also heard parents will clean their children's ears and husbands and wives clean each other's ears. They even make a special tool called an earpick! That being said, I don't recommend actually trying it or sticking anything in your ears because that's how you damage the ear drum and get ear infections.
@@PiePierrot That's because Asians have dry ear wax which I assume is harder to remove than the wet type
I had a cat with a history of ear infections before I adopted him. Even when this wasn't a problem anymore, he used to violently scratch his ears. The first time I started (carefully) scratching for him, he looked at me in utter shock, before his eyes rolled backwards inside his head and a purr that would register as a minor earthquake came out.
That bite was for calling him nasty, lol. He is an awesome "cat type thing".
Yup. Kazoo was like, "That bite is payback for calling me nasty, woman."
He whines constantly but he likes it :) He likes the attention and pampering, he just won't admit it
I love how politely he meows the whole time.
I don't know what but something tells me Kazoo and Mayonnaise would be great friends
I also was thinking about the Spicy Mayo! Would be interesting to introduce them. ☺
Wouldnt it be great if somehow they were introduced to each other? By miracle they might not hiss at each other!
My dog is a bit like Kazoo in that she's really more of a "dog-type thing". She's a shepherd mix, but she doesn't really resemble any particular breed. Looking at her, the only conclusion you can really come to is "yep, that's probably a dog".
Perhaps a dog
@@M50A1 or perhaps hamster 🤔
OK. Now I want pictures of the dog type thing.
She's a dog that is "dog shaped enough" to still be called a dog.
@@ShadowSkyX We have called her dog-shaped verbatim lol. She seemed a bit insulted when we said it.
When he was getting scratched and blow dried he just looked so happy like "yes pamper me human" 😂💖💜
I come home to my husband watching this video for the 800th time. Always relooping the part where the ‘trash goblin’ has the towel wrapped around his neck looking chill whilst getting a blow dry, hubby laughing as hard as I’ve ever heard him laugh.
I rewatch the bite when I rewatch the video. Cat bites hurt, but that was kind of cute.
Husband goals
I re-watch this glorious video every time it pops up in my feed! Kazoo is beyond adorable (and derpy!)
Cat men are the best❤
You should be more suspicious.
His cries for help during the bath is so adorable.
Yes, I don't think he's trash talking, he seems to be begging for it to stop. But in the long run he should appreciate the effort.
Vanessa: “You stink!” Kazoo: “LIES!!”
@@nathanwilliams2152 😂
No. Not really.
Your extremely humorous dialogue and conversation with your customer is the funniest part in the entire episode. In addition to the video, the sound track is the most enjoyable and hilarious part of your video. This is the best pet-human comedy in KZhead. 😆 😅 🤣 😂
and that is why our trash is kept behind a makeshift locking mechanism. apparently our cat's diet isn't enough to him and he feels like he must supplement it with rotting waste
I have a 19 yr old cat who randomly and suddenly decided that the trash was a nice place to sleep. She walks onto it from the dryer and lays down. 🤮 I might have to take a page out of your book and lock it away.
Dannng that water was dirty! Loved the conversations you two had
Bath isnt a necessasity for cats, depending on their age and breed.
@@user-jn1ts4wl1c it was obviously necessary for kazoo. I’m not sure why you felt the need to say this lol
@@user-jn1ts4wl1c clearly she knows this cat needed a bath. She has stated in other videos about what breeds need grooming assistance and why. Girl with the dogs knows her stuff and we all enjoy the content
@@basilpestoo omg do you comprehend what I type? I did specify "age and breed" for a reason 🙄
@@user-jn1ts4wl1c my house have indoor and ourdoor yard, I keep all my cats inside but still they have access to the inner yard since it is an open space through to the kitchen and so on. They love to fight in the dirt and grasses, and I always bath them whenever they turn chocolate or grey, so I guess it depends on you
OMG that face he made at the end, he looked like a Dr. Seuss character. Much love to Kazoo and for his poor chewed on groomer.
I love the way he kept telling you where to go 😅😅❤❤❤❤
He’s adorable and wasn’t too bad.
Sure if you don’t mind tooth punctures in your hand. Haha 😆
@@kenyonbissett3512 yeah, I guess. He was naughty with the warning bites. Lol.
@@kenyonbissett3512 That was a very gracious warning nibble :D cat bites are nasty if they mean it.
There are worse bites than that. She did not need stitches.
I think you gave him a total system reset when you cleaned his ears 🤣 he’s hilarious! also I’m glad I’m not the only person who meows at cats 😜
Doesn’t everyone meow at cats lol
I've always felt like meowing at a cat is necessary to effectively communicate with a cat. Maybe not every single cat, but most cats seem to listen or take to you better if you try to mimic them.
Yea, they do seem to love it when you meow at them
@@ghostsuru8429 its like how humans get so giddy when cats try to mimic our languages, i imagine its the same for cats, in a different way
Whenever I hear a cat meow funny on KZhead I meow at my bf lol 😂
aww kazoo was moody this one lol
Dog people: cats don't have any personality. Kazoo: Allow me to introduce myself.
The look on his face at 1:51 when his ears were being cleaned is just priceless! 😂😂
That's also the face I make when I clean my ears.
@@panthercat38 That made my laugh for a bit lol
Yes! He likes it!
I love that you meow back at him. Makes me feel less crazy for meowing and purring at my cats.
Cats actually appreciate that. Adult cats only meow at humans, it’s their language with us and only us.
I talk with my dogs too lol, and I would've barked back if barking was just as easy as meowing
How do you purr though? I don't know how to do it. 😂
@@est9949 think of like rolling your R in Spanish but without voice. It's in the back of your throat.
I do too lol!!!
I like how there are moments when he's clearly enjoying it, and is just sitting there like 😌
Him licking the air was my favorite part 😂
The way he went extra cross-eyed when you cleaned out his ears... He must've really loved that lmao
I just love how fluffy cats look like the letter " i " once wet, like their body is so skinny but there's that adorable big ass round face on top. 😂😂😂
LMAO! Now I'm gonna keep calling them the letter i.
@@littlewitch5414 Nice ! 🤣🤣🤣👍
Gasp!! That’s sooo true LOLLL!! I will forever see that now!😂😜
@@eveningstar8581 Thank you ! 😂💖 (yeah, I'm 1 year late. LOL)
I was laughing my ass of every time there was a shot of his face, calling him a cat-type-thing is SPOT on
I love your captions and hope/look for them in every video.
His whiskers are so beautiful and crazy-looking. They're the whiskers equivalent of out-of-bed hair.
Naughty Kazoo!! No dumpster diving for you for a month! "Cat-type thing." Too funny!!🤣
I’m in love with Kazoo💜His whiskers are incredible 💝
Girl watching you and listening to you sure makes this old man laugh!!! Please keep it up-!!
Kazoo is such a primo name for a weird mushy cat like this, I love him
And, add in “the Trash Goblin” and you’ve got perfection.
My cat doesn't bite or scratch when I give her a bath, but she does try to do parkour. 😂
🤣🤣🤣
😂😂
You had me in the first half ngl
Aaahhh yes, Kazoo❤️ I really fell in love with this gorgeous trash goblin since the first video 😊💁🏻♀️🥰 Maybe Kazoo had a bad day?
HE RETURNED!❤
The air licking is my favorite thing about Kazoo. Let's you know he's enjoying it lol
ok where the frick did u get that emoji bc I need it
The dinner date will have to be cancelled because he had to speak to the manager
Maybe his date, “Dumpster Diva” didn’t show up? Oh, poor Kazoo!
What a cute kitty♥️ he is quite vocal but so patient
Oh my. He's so freaking precious and such a good boy. 🥺
Those WHISKERS and cattitude and the frantic air-licking...thank you, Kazoo's hooman, for letting your cat shaped creetur be shared with the world!!!
He looks like he likes most of the process, except the bath. He's an adorable trash goblin!
i love this cat so much, i can't explain it. he's my favourite cat that i've never met.
Thank You! We enjoy this one every time.
Wow, he was really telling you off wasn't he? He was like "how dare you insult me human!?" Lol! I love Kazoo!
That cat went freaking wall-eyed when you cleaned in his ears! ⬅️_➡️ I usually don't like smoosh-id faced cats but his bottom fangs with his whiskers and his mild temperament... so cute!!!!
smooshed*
I went straight to this video from the previous with Kazoo. Love him ♥
Kazoo definitely is the perfect name for him.
Kazoo is freaking adorable and so much personality!
Girl: ... clean his ears, which seems to be quite enjoyable trash goblin: 🥴🤤
😂😂😂 I lost it at that part.
His eyes were literally going in opposite directions at that point 😂😂 but I get it, when I haven’t cleaned my ears in a while and finally do it it’s pretty great
My boys love this (we call it "ear mushies") too!!
I don't think he's unhappy about getting groomed. The bath? Maybe. Ears cleaned? Nope. His face in the happy hoodie tho.
He should be modeling those gorgeous whiskers! Beautiful cat.
Oh wow! He’s beautiful! And hysterical!
Aww just gorgeous... like my boy has answer for everything and is not shy voicing his opinion ... cuteness overload 😍 💖
He's a big boy, most cats once they are wet look about quarter the size they do when their coat is dry, but not Kazoo, he's pretty chunky.
I love how his whiskers stick straight out from his face like a furry little walrus
As a major cat lover I love that there are cats on this channel. It makes me really happy to enjoy all these cuties.
This is how I imagine my cat acts when I take her to the groomers... the people that insist that cats don't need baths need to own a spoilt longhaired cat like mine, who only grooms her paws and mane and ignores the rest of her fluffy body :D
1:45 This kitty clearly likes his IRL ASMR.
He was mad that you washed off all his filth. He put a lot of work into accumulating that!
I would not have been able to resist naming him 'Oscar'.
That’s messed up.
Such a cute little Grouch!
I get it from Sesame Street
Oscar the grouch!!!
Kazoo is the absolute perfect name for this little weirdo
When ever I'm down, I come back to this vid and smile. Kazoo is such a good kitty.
He’s just wonderful! I fell in love with him in the first video! Especially those whiskers!Hes a Prince!
1:19 GWD: (meow) Kazoo: WHAT YOU SAY?!?!
Most cats can clean themselves, however, the long haired variety, like this trash goblin, actually do need help in the form of regular baths.
especially flat faced cats as they struggle more to groom themselves than other cats
don't forget the older cats
@@ryuuthefrog3775 Or just slightly stupid cats. One of my cats is completely able bodied besides being a lil chunky but not abnormally so. But she is filthy unless i deshed her and give her baths. I thought it was maybe her thick hair that caused it but her son who has the same coat thickness is completely fine. 🤦♀️
My cats roll in frickin dirt! They are not old and only one is a long hair. So they have dirt and even pee smeared on them because they roll in the dirt my ma tracks in from work and play in the litter boxes.
short haired cats need it too atleast twice a year or they start smelling bad and become sticky
1:14 I have been betrayed, but oh how it feels so good!
HE'S BEAUTIFUL!
"cat-type thing" 🤣I love his crazy whiskers.
they seemed to have a life of their own !
I especially enjoy the cats on this channel
Same
Ditto.
Your videos are really entertaining! This kitty was hilariously cute!
I don't know what it is about watching grooming animal videos that's so intriguing. Certainly yours is one of the best. Your personality and commentary is a nice touch.
He's so derpy, I love him.
Derrrrrrrp
I couldn't stop laughing all the way through. What a goofy looking and cute boy 🤣
The way u described the feelings and behaviours and of them its very classic and funny. Sometimes u say something about it and I laugh. Your work is brilliant 👏
ILOVE Kazoo and his whiskers. They make me smile.
Kazoo, Poppy and Mayonnaise are my favorite recurring guests ♥️🐱
Wow animals are so lovely, cute, sweet and such an adorable🤩. Do you have a pet?
When you called him nasty and he stepped out of the tub like "I know this bish ain't talking to me like that" 🤣🤣
😹😹😹
That is the most adorable cat I have ever seen. Trash rolling and all.
I adore Kazoo.