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“…my most trusted soldier over the age of 8.” 🤣
Still gets me
Implying, of course, that there is a soldier under 8 that he trusts more.
Are you sure that he's older than eight? He might be wearing one of those fake beards
@@dansavkaii7831 lul took me a while to get the reference
@@joemcguire9988 cause there is
Lol decker was the funniest. I wish they would do a whole Netflix series with him.
Well, Tim Heidecker from Tim & Eric did actually make a full length movie about Decker. Just not this Decker. Funny & exciting nevertheless.
Decker/Mcgruber cross-over, awwwwww man lol
That a bit much don’t you think
Latter Decker was copied from Monty Python's Black Knight.
He does have a cylon partner
He took the dog and left his family. That's a whole new level of PTSD
i am still laughing at that skit omgh!!
The little girl he not coming lol 😂
I'd imagine this is some soldier's fantasy if they found out their wife had an affair baby.
5:31 I fking died! Not expecting it at all. After the skit all I could think about as how much we love our family dog too lol.
To be fair, that's a great dog
They should make a movie about decker 🎥
😂😂😂😂
I would totally watch it!
Steven Seagal movies
Yes they need to do that movie
And a Levi movie
" Navy already got him" lmao. Fit so perfectly
Only thing not realistic is that they weren't Navy recruiters lmao
Make him a CS or a ABE
@@kishascape They did say he was a friend tho.
Too funny 😂
Funny while I was in the navy I never met one gay sailor but I spent a few weeks on an army base and just about every woman was a lesbian. The army actually has the highest percentage of gays
I'm disappointed that they didn't include the one about the soldier coming back from deployment noticing that his fiancée had gained a ton of weight working at the frozen yogurt shop.
Hahaha that's a funny one. I guess it wasn't added cos the main focus was on the fro-yo shop
@@aesinam That's a valid point!
"Nevermind, she clearly doesn't work here anymore." 😂😂
They missed the skit about the Drill Sergeant doing a running cadence with the formation.
@@silverhawk8699 come on girl it’s fat FREeeeeeee
Decker’s great-he recovered from 3 body shots and a headshot 😆
And a fronthand. AND a backhand.
@@porowag6613 A fronthand? Just say a regular slap🤦🏽♂️
@@steppin9057 damn your a very dull person aren't you?
they should've shown that sketch before he went to get rid of the Arachnid group...would've been helluva funnier
And he wasn’t even ready for any of them
Decker is Chris Hemsworth playing retired military specialist.
In what movie?
@@manusiaklon2164 Extraction on Netflix
wasn't his name Tyler Rake?
Facts!
Decker looks like a black Chuck Norris.
Decker must have his own movie for real. Please please
The hologram reaction is like when you get your first 4k camera and playback the footage on a large display.
hahahah...please
For real 😂
Can't. General killed him with that headshot.
He threw a cooking pot to kill his commander. Hilarious.
I know!!! LMFAO when he did that!
Same ahah to fucking funny 🤣
Jordan: "All depends on what your definition of the word danger is" Also Jordan: *Pulls up arms to reveal his captain hook hands*
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Yea that was the joke dumbo
@@Afroninja2025 no need to be a jerk, friend
With bonus subtext joke about how shit your medical care will be as a returned veteran
@@Lucifersfursona to be fair, what are you supposed to do, grow them a new hand?
The Army Recruiters are so accurate!!! 🤣🤣 They be popping up out of nowhere
Comic con crazy
“COMMANDER DONT GO! THEYLL TORTURE YOU!” 🤣🤣🤣
"Most trusted soldier over the age of eight." So there is a child soldier out there whom the general trusts more than Django.
Yes thanks for explaining the joke
ATLEAST 1
The proud thug who won't sit down is probably Decker's son
I sat leaned against a table like that once when they ran out of chairs at the ham radio club meeting to avoid embarrassment
Carlito ain't got no dad.
@@commaJim Carlito don't need no dad. He's fine.
@@drewbhardwaj Exactlyyyyy.
@@drewbhardwaj damn sure dont need Jesus
anyone : we have oil USA : welcome to democracy
And natural gases 🤣
Why did you have to edit your comment when its a joke as old as fuck
“Commander don’t go they’ll torture you” 😂
Wow - that taxi scene was cold 🤭
Haahahah, fuck
I couldn't even laugh it was that cold. And then that made me laugh
You know, to be frank it's not that far from reality. No matter how good a family you have, it's always the dogs that are the most excited about seeing any given member, so they always get to greet you first, whether you've been gone for a year, a day, or five minutes.
@@CanIHasThisName 💯💯💯😂true asf
@@CanIHasThisName Your user name speaks to me.
These has got to be the most expensive sketches in sketch history... The production quality alone are paramount...
Check out viva la dirt :p
@@davidjones-ux8oz deadass, great channel.
Paramount…plus!
@@davidjones-ux8oz EPICCCCC NPC MANNNNNNNN
i think its also technology just keeps getting better and better. paramount quality isn't as expensive as it use to be. I'm sure these were still expensive but perhaps not as much as you would think.
"Ain't my first rodeo" *Drinks coffee with shaky hands Lol i wheezed so bad at this part😂😂
"Back in my day, coffee was hot." Well...🤔 ...shit.😆 🤣
That killed me 😂
The general being killed by django is one of the funniest sketches
When he does the "Danger" air quotes with the prosthetic hand. Holy shit
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“Soldier comes home” is absolutely hilarious. It’s great to see skits that I haven’t before in these compilations
Decker character is brilliant..."ok you talked me out of it", "no no no we just want a recommendation" 😄😄😄🤣🤣
These guys are absolutely hilarious! It's amazing how they can take on any role or race and make it believable. Pure talent!!
It astonishes me how well they can portray Hispanic, Indian, Middle Eastern, even White!
They can do any race, role, and gender! I love these guys
@Bruce Wayne you mean European*. he means Caucasian. Please stop looking for a reason to make it about race, it's sad.
@Bruce Wayne late for the party but pretty he sure meant white, albino, snow white and most importantly of all whity white. No apologies and don't care about feelings. I see color because it exist but I don't judge it - that's the difference and the sooner the woke idiots learn it the better
@Bruce Wayne sad world but soon it'll change..too many are tired of stupidity
The Pizza shirt is sending me😂they really nailed the look of a child soldier
TMNT!
I love how the women was a actor in Lucifer and detective decker is a character in Lucifer and decker is one of the characters in this show!
Helfer was also EDI in Mass Effect (voice over of course) and in Battlestar Galactic as a Cylon.
6:19 got me cracking. The moment the oil and natural resources are mentioned the whole US military comes rushing 🤣🤣😂😂
That was Odin from GoW.
That's literally the truth
"welcome to democracy"
The one with the kid and the dog and the military dad was just way too sad. The rest are hilarious.
Too awkward that I skipped it
Best man's friend
it's based on all the youtube videos of military guys coming back to their dogs lol
@@ese4832 Ahh, thanks for the context. I hadn't seen those, so it seemed kind of random to me.
@@ese4832 Those “coming home” videos are so played out.
Imagine if cap acted like decker when he woke up 70 years later
Commander, don't go. They will torture you!!! Lolzzz
A compilation of videos I've already watched several times? Yeah, why not
'I thought you wanted an open casket' shoots'em in the leg. Lol
Dude as a former JROTC student the school dance army recruiter sketch is PAINFULLY realistic.
That's a gay bar, not a school dance.
@@oshii3585 Tomato Tomato
His coffee scream lmfaooo😂😭☠️
Decker just wanted to die because he couldn't live with the weight of Jackson's betrayal.
1:28 -- "You've got to - isolate. And isolate. Then i - so - late." KILLED me
I've watched Key & Peele for many years, but the warlord skit does not fail to make me absolutely HOWL
Key & Peele are truly a Few Good Men.
He honestly didn't have his adrenaline up yet
When Solid Snake goes to sleep, he checks underneath the cardboard box for Decker.
I like how Keegan getting hit with the pot momentarily turned him Jamaican.
Recruiters really don't give a damn. The accuracy of it all. 😂😂😂😂
That first woman is so underrated I love her acting ability. Looks amazing as well🙂
on lucifer tvseries aswell
I love how Afghanistan was portrayed like Mexico in Hollywood.
It's not mexico. That's just use of white balance to portray the heat and accentuate the sandy tones of desert areas. Works anywhere.
Sure..Whatever happened in Afghanistan was a hollywood show.
@@Razali. pretty sure you didnt get the joke
Big brain joke they don't get it 😂
@@Davez1123 yeah he didn't lol
their sense of humor is amazing makes almost all other comedy channels feel like total amateurs
Deckers little jumpy skip turn after walking the wrong way had me dying 😂😂
07:26 This is my all time favourite! I always roll while laughing at this one. Especially when he stabs, theows that big utensil and pours hot water on his groin. Lol! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Same 😹😹😹😹
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
yee😂😂
The army trying to recruit guys to join them at a gay club Hahahaha 🤣
😂😂😂
Oh shit that was a gay club. Then that hole at the end was ….. How did i miss that. Lol
Genius too
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You shouldn't miss these compilations because you wouldn't know, there maybe a 1 out of 10, rare skit of key and peele.
The last sketch I love cuz it feels like a modern version of Monty Python’s black knight
" 'Tis nothing but a flesh wound. "
You gotta isolate then isolate.. Iiisooo late🤣🤣🤣 Decker is legend.
was decker good at one point? why do they keep going back to him? these are the questions that keep me up at night
Tomato/Tomato
He was the best!!..he would just straight up Drax Them Sklounst ! 🤣🤟🏽
Disarmed
Well his mistakes usually turned out to be positive so I guess they think there's a method to his madness hahahahaha
@@aesinam the patrick star method
"Deflected" always gets me hahaha
“Welcome to democracy”😂😂😂 goddamn dat was fast and so far the most accurate ever 😂😂😂
Decker is just legendary!
These guys seriously have the funniest videos I've ever seen. Nobody else can get me to watch videos repeatedly and it stays funny.
Decker getting shot was the greatest laugh I had in years when I saw the first time.
@@nish8435 12:59
Same😭 I was crying and laughing
@@ye6794 I swear I couldn't stop laughing
@@dozhadeville444 can’t blame you bro. Decker is the definition of funny😭
That was hands down, no doubt about it, can't go wrong best soldier comes home video I've ever and will I ever see in my life.
If you’ve ever had the army recruiters come to your high school you know that the dance club sketch is way too realistic
I love the "tomato tomato" joke by Decker !!
I love the Decker sketches!
I love how it startes always serious and boom
7:02 he was holding that satellite phone behind his back the entire time 😆
They do come with holsters though so that actually is possible.
Can y’all help me figure out what actor his is? I’ve seen him on a series before and idk where and it’s killing me 😭😭😭
@@fabriziosvlogs2520 dr glassman from the good doctor
The last part with Decker. I can’t stop laughing omg
Hello
6:30 the dude talking did Odins voice in GOW Ragnarok
Decker: Ain't my first rodeo.😳 Hands: "Continues to shake"
"I thought you wanted an open casket!"
The last one is genius.
You missed every vital organ 😂😂😂
That last clip had me crying and laughing 😂🤣
5:18 I didn't laugh once before this moment and then I went hysterical.
😂😂
When he completely ignored the wife and daughter and just took the dog I died.
Damn hilarious. Thanks K & P. Love your stuff to death!
K & P, tf you on?
The horrible lookin berets have to be funniest part of the sketches
6:15 that's Odin from GOW Ragnarok
that's Sonya from mortal Kombat x
Every sketch is so well-made and funny!
"your getting pretty quick. Disarmed! Ok". 😂
i like your user na- *AAND DISARMED* ..
In the end general should have taken decker for the mission as a distraction. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
love this show. they are incredible.
I BE SCREAMING AT THESE SKITS 😂😂😂😂😂 the one where he wanted bro to off him was hilarious
Goodbye commander, yo sorry ass piece of shhh I love that 🤣
Omg. The soldier and the dog broke my heart while I was lol literally. How u even do that.
The bit about the dog was so accurate lol
Multiple sketches I’ve never seen before!
"Killing an African Warlord" is still my favorite K&P sketch
**Me enjoying a hiatus from all social media.** *New video of Key and Peele’s best military sketches* *Also me (in a deep gruff voice): “I guess I could come out of retirement…”*
Disarme
well youtube isn't really social media, like twitter is
Aw the little girl with her mom and holding the sign Aw man. That was dark
You guys are stone cold crazy hilarious! I love it 🤣
6:58 this one is hilarious 😂,,
He had a hook for a hand😂😂😂😂😂
you missed every vital organ:)
These guys are just too hilarious 😂😂
"In my day we made coffee hot." *Proceeds to scream from the hotness*
Operation Golden eagle is a gold. LoL 😂😂😂 Love that joke. This hits hard
are we not gonna talk about how his accent went from a basic African accent to broken south African accent to Jamaican in all one scene.... a visionary of all sorts
These sketches made my day!
Honestly the best one is the retired military specialist. Lmao it's too funny
Tears from laughter coming out of my eyes!