School is back in session with temperamental substitute teachers, self-aware schoolbullies, and a lesson about consequences.
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"88 concussions, one for each key" OMG this always kills me xD
CONSEQUENCEEEEES!.
The pitch just goes up
Consecutive consequences 🤣
😂 perfect rhyme
1:34
High on potnuese is the most painful one to watch.
same with jimmy
But fluffy is in it
I think he said high on pot news
That was my comment. I said that.
@@JaredConnell nice try Jared
The people that acted as the students really did well 🤣🤣🤣
amost roke lol
Lol they did. Definitely D-Nice
I was just going to post that. Excellent acting of these young folks.. Aaron was particularly good.
@@isabellegiorgis2975 A-aron
they are called extras. they are actors
Man the acting is pretty incredible in these especially in the bully one and how he reveals why he’s a bully. Deep stuff!
because the dude directing is a legit director with more than one oscar nominations for best picture and best director
Very deep
My fave sketch “give me some of that” 👋
@@mrcobblepot1116 Jordan didn't direct Key and Peele
@@commaJim news to me lol
Whoever came up with "O Shag Hennessy" for O'Shaughnessy is brilliant! 🤣🤣
That’s an Irish name right?
@@ChadKakashi dunno
Yes and I thought of the actor on The Nanny.
I wanted to see what Principal O Shag looked like😂😂
I found Balake more funnier
"Mischievous and deceitful. Chicanerous and deplorable." Gets me every time, lol
Jackie Childs
9:41
Jackie Childs / Johnny Cochran
Insubordinate..
@@edward0383 ...and churlish!
“Ain’t none of y’all old enough to go to the damn club” 😂😂😭😭
No comments let me fix this
'Hypotenuse' straight up fucks with my emotions. It hits you hard, right in the feels, but makes you laugh at the same time. ugh, that feeling would be so freaking terrible. almost too real. lol
It always reminds me of that episode of South Park when Cartman steals Jimmys joke on "Do you eat Fishsticks... What are you a gay fish". And everyone gets it and thinks its hilarious except for Kenye West.
It happened to me frequently. I wasn't a popular kid at high school but I was witty in my sarcastic introverted jokes. A couple of classmates, semi-friends always repeated the jokes I said out loud to make the whole room laugh. I didn't care that much but it was pretty annoying. The only humour they were able to do was making fun at other kids.
That's what makes it so great it feels so real!
@@anthonygordon9483 When Gabriel Iglesias walked in, it reminded me of the South Park episode where Cartman makes Scott Tenorman eat his own parents and Radiohead shows up while he's crying and they just start making fun of him.
@@carl_anderson9315 This also happened to me. I would not be at all surprised to find out it's autobiographical.
The 1st one is when a GTA character explains what his past was like.
Boop
Good news about Jesus Christ! When you first come to him, He completely erases/ forgives your past! You will not be punished for anything bad that you’ve done! Here’s how! (2 Corinthians 5:17)- “If anyone is in Christ, He is a new creation: The old has gone, and the new has come! (Explanation of the Bible verse above): Whenever a person decides to turn their lives to God (and start living by the Bible), they will NOT be punished or penalized for any of their past sins before coming to God. Yes, a clean slate! Or A clean record! This is what Christians mean when they say they’ve been “reborn” or “born again.” (To have their past erased completely and forgiven!)- a chance at redemption to start their lives fresh. (So for example), if a prison inmate decides to confess to his wrong doings, and ask Jesus Christ for forgiveness, Jesus is more than generous enough to forgive him and erase his past completely and give that man a fresh start at life! Yes, A chance at redemption to turn his life around and do the right things this time around. This is what Christians call a “repentance.” “A True Repentance”, (in a biblical sense), is when a person feels guilty, or remorseful or sorry for what they did in their past, so they confess and ask God for forgiveness, and then follow through with turning away from those things which they are sorry for. It’s a complete life turn around. Basically the act of becoming a better person! (Acts 3:19)- “Now repent of your sins and turn to God, so that your sins may be wiped away.” (Proverbs 28:13)- “Whoever conceals his sins will not prosper, but he who confesses and forsakes them will obtain mercy. Version 14.0
@@priestfultonjwingbajr1430 bad news bout Jesus Christ… He never existed
@@TyBeTroLLing lmao 🤣 😂
That's funny!
I love how Timothy says pre-sent😂
You mean Tee-Mothy 🤣🤣🤣
and is the only dismissed. To pick up his daughter.
@@priestfultonjwingbajr1430 fucking seriously?
@@priestfultonjwingbajr1430 man stfu
@@Killuminati-gx1id he been spamming the whole comment column
Key and Peele are masters at facial expressions without going over board with it. Brilliant!!!
“A piano fell on my head, I had 88 concussions, one for each key” 😂
Consequences😭💥💯👾💪🏾 gold everytime
"Joe stop it! You will never be Troy." Damn straight Troy is the funniest kid!
I wish I was high on potanuse
Jimmy is way funnier!
Feels like Jordan was playing Pete Davidson before the world knew Pete
That and the bully skit really doesn’t help my anxiety.
@@JaredConnell I wish I was high on potenuse.
D'nice:"I'm in the chess club." Mr. Garvey:"Uh, I'm sorry sweetheart you are not in the chest club the mosquito bite club, maybe!!" D'nice:"That's hurtful!!" Mr. Garvey:"Truthful!!"
I dont get it unless uts refering to pimpuls
@@damienkendrick1457 she's got no chest. she's flat. That's what he meant.
Oh wow you watched the video too?
@@Aoi-ow5og damn it's now more funnier HAHAHAHAH
Yooo that’s crazy I watched the video too
I laughed so hard when he says consequences everytime 😂
Key and Peele can act as teachers and students, as every age 😅👍👍
They have such range! It’s amazing
Wow they can act as actors
Hey bro that joke stealing comedy is source for the comali movie comedy.... Ahh 😁😂😂
@@parthabalaji2118 ohh naan innum paakala andha padaththa haha
I was watching some funny videos, clicked one key and peele video and now I am stuck in a loop for hours unable to stop myself. CONSEQUENCES!!!!!!!!!!
Hahaha 😂🤣
Same
Oh my God !!! I thought I was the only one so you know my secret shame😔
Hahahahah read this at the perfect time.
Jimmy went on to accomplish every goal he ever set out to achieve. L M A O
“OH YEA ? Ohh yea ? Ohhhh YEAHHHHHH❕😂😂😂
"I was in another dimension trying to introduce my parents to each other, almost failed, arm was disappearing..."
That shit was the best 😂😂😂
In a real h.s. classroom, the students hate a guy who acts like Jimmy. They might think he's hilarious is middle school, but by high school he's just obnoxious.
It's weird how yall have middle and high school seperate.
@@thesavantart8480 there is intermediate and high here and other places. Anyways I don't think thats the case. There are always jimmys everywhere and somehow everyone laughs
@@thesavantart8480 how is it where you live then?
@@pythonanywhere3392 Sure Jan
@Timmy Perk As a Junior (11th) I would personally hate a teacher that acted as the class clown most kids I know prefer a teacher that is level headed understanding and relatable.
"then i got sucked into a wormhole" 😂
ConsequenCES
"What CLUB are you part of?" "I'm the president of the glee club....why did I talk??" LOL
I'm actually gonna change my alarm to "Consequences"on a loop
Got out of bed late. Got thrown into a volcano. CONSEQUENCES
Was late for work… GOT FIRED.. out of a cannon.. CONSEQUENCES
They've turned comedy sketches into an art Form. The ideas and characters they create and portray stem from both reality, and unique minds. I never hope to see the end of these, but I hope when it does, they will go out with a bang.
You’re acting like they’re pioneers.
Boop
they ended in 2015 bro
Sadly it ended in a whimper 😭
@Timmy Perk seriously??!!
that jay-quel-line is fine!
Hell yeah
D-nice was more than nice.
@@HVBRSoF damn str8
She looks like Kate Mara
"Insubordinate... and churldish" fuck that was too funny
@BOBS...believe it or not, "churlish" is a word,meaning rude in a mean spirited way. I heard it used YEARS ago, so when l heard it I was like 😉👍🏻
The line is a reference to one of their other skits, "Awesome Hitler Story", the line is spoken by a Nazi officer after one of his soldiers calls him an idiot
Omg i just commented the same thing! It cracks me up everytime!
He sounded like Kramer's lawyer in Seinfeld.
All I can say is 'wow'...just 'wow'. The bullying skit makes you want to laugh and cry at the same time. It's so on point. A bully is getting beaten up at home and he brings that anger to school.
Love the substitute teacher getting all the names wrong. These guys are hilarious. Also ❤️ the Church ladies. 😆 🤣 😂.
Surprised no one mentioned that girl in the background at 12:23 Her reaction alone was perfect
🤣 Denise was so over him before he even began
You mean D-Nice?
i actually know someone who name is Shenice hahaha
What does the chess club mosquito bite club means
@@krtshukla8301 chest
@@aishaahmed6040 huh?
Insubordinate and churlish 😂😂😂
That's right put substitute teacher skit in as many montages as possible 🤣
jordan's acting is incredible. whatever he's doing he's amazing every time.
AIN'T NONE OF Y'ALL OLD ENOUGH TO GO TO A DAMN CLUB!!
“Et tu, nerdy girl”? Lol!
When ?
@@aquibmohd @16:45
Man I've been looking for this comment I can't believe it's so far down here!!
The "Jimmy" skit really tested my patience and made remember my past when I did a 2-day sub-teaching in teachers day in High school and I was assigned on Grade school. Kids are the worst.
Love you man. Subs get walked on for no reason. Y'all have balls
Well depends on the kid and Their parents.
In my country kids like Jimmy would get beaten the shit out of them.
Substitute teacher is not one of the most but the funniest sketch I've ever seen in my entire life anywhere, still die of laughing every time i rewatch it.
"Trying to introduce my own parents to eachother, almost failed, arm was disappearing. I invented Johnny Be Good at my parents prom" The Back to the Future Reference is GOLD
9:49 “FAKE ANNOUNCEMENT” 😭😭😭
We all wished we had these guys as teachers.
Specially the Consequences guy.
@@kishascape yeah but he ask to borrow money for crack
To true
"a piano fell on my head". That must be Charlie Harper
I am so glad someone except me thought of Charlie
Insubordinate and CHURLISH!- cracks me up everytime!!! Chicanerous and Deplorable!!! Love Key and Peele so much- humor so smart, layered and original!!!
J'queline and A A Ron i cant stop saying 🤣. You wanna go to war B'lockay?!
"Say it right!" D-Nice.
Start watching just 1 K&P short comedy.. End up doing a laughing marathon.. CONSEQUENCES
“coming reluctantly “😂😂😭. jordan is hilarious bro
21:05 asked for five and got 15 🤣🤣🤣
The substitute that can't pronounce their names properly is hilarious 😂😆🤣
The word "consequences" hits me everytime
The substitute teacher sketches will forever be the greatest ever idc idc Mr.Garvey wake up every day and choose violence..."if one more person say some..silly ASS NAME this whole class gon feel my WrAtH!"🤣🤣🤣
Fake announcement and Timothy picking up his daughter got me well😂😁
"Balake, I.. Heres is the thing, I dont even know why I am about to ask you this" Gets me all the time!! hahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The Mr. Garvey skit is def my favorite! Never gets old.
It should have been said G Arvey.
Lmao Jimmy actually pissed me off. Why is he every male middle schooler.
I hate jimmy 😠
I hated Jimmy at first, but then he became the hero.
I hate jimmy very much. If i see such kid i would slap the sense into him
Because every female middle schoolers keeps giggling to that shit...
So many things I missed the first time I saw the substitute teacher skits. 1. When Mr. Garvey says what city he worked in, he says NYC, but pronounced differently. 2. When Denise says she's in the chess club, Mr. Garvey looks down for a split moment before making the mosquito bite comment. 3. Even the subtitles call the people by what Garvey calls them.
Mr. Garvey got that ptsd 😂😂😂😂😂
A A RON 😂. That always gets me
bro the faces of the other students at 9:13 is just PFFFTT
Just realized what the “chess club” bit was actually about. He thought she said, “Chest club”. Lmaooo
duuhhh
He misheard her "intentionlly".
"I wish I was high on potenuse!" That is a funny skit. The class and teacher laughing hysterically on the least funny joke ever. And the kid that said it gets no credit for being the one whoo made them laugh. Beautiful!
20:51 you can see that kid trying to hold in his smile 🤣
Mr Garvey is a classic
09:00 " I'm sorry sweetheart you are not in the Chest club , mosquito's bite club maybe " 🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣
16:54 - 😂😂😂 even I started to feel his frustration 😂😂😂
"i am the president of the glee club , why do i talk "😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Mistophus and deceitful , then what......????
"Et tu, nerdy girl?" Is actually the funniest thing said during the entire sketch and he got nothing for it. Whole thing so heartbreaking.
What does it mean?
@@darwinsexplosions Its latin and the famous last words of Ceaser (that he probably never actually said). The phrase is "et tu, Brutas?" meaning "you too, Brutas?" Or "you as well?". Ceaser was assassinated by a group of senators who stabbed him a rediculous number of times. Ceaser and Brutas were close and had treated him like a son, he'd even forgiven him for betrayal once before. He cant believe its Brutas holding the last dagger to stab him, just as Joe cant believe nerdy girl gets in the final insult.
@@OzymandiasWasRight ah that makes sense. Thanks for explainign
It’s astounding to me that someone had to explain this. Didn’t any of you go to school? And not even that - that line can be found in pop culture lol
@@ThatoneGuy-zd4rl no need to be a dick. I just didn’t know and this nice guy explained
These two are comical geniuses, funniest Duo ever on television
the way he looked at "denice"'s chest 😂😂😂
'The mosquito bite club maybe...'
You clicked on one Key & Peele video. Your now awake at 3am and have gone through hundreds of videos CONSEQUENCES
That's loco
Nice one Ay-Ay-gon
@@sonitabh I understood that reference
Well it’s 3:08 so you’re not wrong
😅😅😅
Donnie just trying to use his passion for slam poetry to help some high school kids. His consequences are just artistic expressions of the results of doing bad things. This man deserves a medal, someone take him to Carnegie Hall and give him an orchestra.
Omg died hard when he said "BLACK VAGINA"!!!
The one with jimmy is actually amazing lmaooooo
Jimmy must’ve not set many goals.
If any..
it's crucial that we start using these alternate pronunciations
what do you mean?
@@jennifercoast5434 Shut up Jehnehneheyefer
@@ionarevamp smd
@@jennifercoast5434 cope
The last one had me rolling on the floor fr😂
Key and peele can literally play so many different races so perfectly 😆
I can’t say Aaron anymore. Why does it need two freaking A’s? If you want it to be Aron just use one.
But then it would just be Ay-ron
Because without two A’s it would be pronounced “ah-ron”
@@bfreeblast7752 1+1=AyAy-ron
@@bfreeblast7752 You know Ay-ron (Aron) actually doesn't sound like a bad name. Kind of of reminds me of "Akon", the singer.
@@arganiaspinosa9122 who?
Subtitling Mr Garvey is perfection The "Gimme that" with the school bully skit still gets me
I can't say "consequences" with a straight face anymore 😂 its been years now
They should really make a movie about the Substitute
They did make a movie called “the Substitute”.
@@shavonneholmes5203 I know and that was not what I was talking about
"Mosquito bite club maybe" 🤣🤣🤣
"Uh huh...there it is. The usual suspects" 😆
11:51 flash forward to years later
19:49 “That would not be bitchin’ would it?” Always gets me 🤣
18:05 the guy in the blue shirt🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"coming reluctantly"
Jquellan is so fine lol
The bully scene...is the best...
Never before saw a high school with desks in the auditorium Guess my school district was broke af lol
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Teachers like Mr. Garvey are more common than ever in schools. That was more a documentary than anything. 👍
4th sketch is the best thing Key and Peele ever produced. Standing ovations. BRAVO!!!! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
I’m glad I subscribed to you the first time I saw you quite some time ago and glad I did. I have high respect for you and your team. It’s made me laugh a lot over the years 🙏❤️
I feel bad for the hypotenuse one, he a bad friend
Can't wait for the day I can show the substitute teacher skit to my nephew so he can finally understand why we call him A-a-ron. He's 5 right now so got a while to go.
The sub teacher names is an absolute classic. It warms my heart with happiness.
7:41 I love their chemistry
I love the stargate reference (8:34).
The first one was like a bible character in the first testament
I haven’t seen the first one before.. God I’m dying 🤣🤣🤣
Old Testament*
And they’re not characters, they’re people.
@@jesusislord6545 prove they existed.
@@jesusislord6545 L
It's a really important lesson right there, it doesn't matter who writes the jokes, it's the delivery that matters
That Blake (BALAKEY) Moment kills me everytime i hear that silly ass name🤣💯🔥
These guys are so incredibly talented!