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Key & Peele - Retired Military Specialist

Comedy Central
2012 ж. 16 Қаз.
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A backwoods hunter returns to his cabin to find an old military acquaintance waiting for him with an important request.
About Key & Peele:
Key & Peele showcases the fearless wit of stars Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele as the duo takes on everything from "Gremlins 2" to systemic racism. With an array of sketches as wide-reaching as they are cringingly accurate, the pair has created a bevy of classic characters, including Wendell, the players of the East/West Bowl and President Obama's Anger Translator.
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  • Decker is so fast that he caught all the bullets with his body. Guy's a legend.

    @johnconstantine886@johnconstantine8862 жыл бұрын

    • rofl

      @liranxs@liranxs2 жыл бұрын

    • plot twist, the general was trying to not hit decker on purpose, but decker instead caught the bullets with his body because he is being too fast

      @bot01020@bot010202 жыл бұрын

    • You're not gonna believe me, but I can do it too.

      @arsonfly@arsonfly Жыл бұрын

    • Just as planned

      @theone-tg4ey@theone-tg4ey Жыл бұрын

    • And the last is his head.

      @yutadharniarcenciel23@yutadharniarcenciel23 Жыл бұрын

  • you sly son of a bitch, you always knew how to push my buttons..lol

    @pete72782@pete727828 жыл бұрын

    • the little stuff like that make key and peele hilarious

      @pete72782@pete727828 жыл бұрын

    • really???Who would of thought

      @ABN6565@ABN65656 жыл бұрын

    • pete bathurst lmfaooooooooooo bruhh

      @zachpayne5306@zachpayne53066 жыл бұрын

    • lmao I say that shit to everybody

      @WallyMocco@WallyMocco6 жыл бұрын

    • He guessed he could come out of retirement suddenly, haha.

      @universexf6@universexf66 жыл бұрын

  • Not only _John Wick_ , He trained _John Reese_ ( Person of interest) as well.

    @Touhid@Touhid3 жыл бұрын

    • The most dangerous John's ever

      @mattmumford430@mattmumford4303 жыл бұрын

    • Just dropping in to say, Person of Interest is a 10/10 show.

      @BlackSailPass_GuitarCovers@BlackSailPass_GuitarCovers3 жыл бұрын

    • @@mattmumford430 Yes, my cousin is a very dangerous man

      @reanukeeves392@reanukeeves3923 жыл бұрын

    • John Reese yes sir

      @phineas3016@phineas30163 жыл бұрын

    • Love the nod to Terminator in that show. Numerous references. JC playing JCs Dads moniker... meta.

      @teazqt812@teazqt8123 жыл бұрын

  • "‘Tis but a scratch.” "A scratch? Your arm’s off." "No, it isn’t."

    @IceCenders@IceCenders Жыл бұрын

    • Oh you running away

      @tsedengalsanbaatar5162@tsedengalsanbaatar5162 Жыл бұрын

    • "I'll bite your legs off!"

      @IceCenders@IceCenders Жыл бұрын

    • Chicken. Chicken!!

      @ikbenvoetbal@ikbenvoetbal7 күн бұрын

  • This is every highschool kid that likes to pretend he knows karate.

    @ryancooper780@ryancooper7804 жыл бұрын

    • Joins ROTC

      @cullenholloway8377@cullenholloway83774 жыл бұрын

    • Hell yeah that was me

      @locolopez75@locolopez754 жыл бұрын

    • Execpt that one guy who actually has gold medals for mixed martial arts competitions

      @greentea5534@greentea55344 жыл бұрын

    • Or when they call themselves hackers

      @unknown-rq9ce@unknown-rq9ce4 жыл бұрын

    • @@greentea5534 Henry Cejudo

      @SuperPeterok@SuperPeterok4 жыл бұрын

  • When you're playing a badass character but fail every quick time event

    @macrons593@macrons5933 жыл бұрын

    • CONSEQUENCES!

      @steved0x@steved0x3 жыл бұрын

    • @@steved0x 👌

      @soulknight5330@soulknight53303 жыл бұрын

    • HAH

      @the_infinexos@the_infinexos2 жыл бұрын

    • 🤣🤣

      @veerapandiyan1431@veerapandiyan14312 жыл бұрын

    • aka when ur a pro but the events r literally impossible

      @unknownuser8454@unknownuser84542 жыл бұрын

  • When i first saw this year's ago, this skit killed me so hard I could not catch my breath laughing.

    @alohacoach8002@alohacoach80023 жыл бұрын

    • same. it still gets me after not seeing it for a while but i literally couldnt breath the first time.

      @larrywexner4163@larrywexner41633 жыл бұрын

    • After a decade and still killing me

      @ALIKN1-1@ALIKN1-110 ай бұрын

    • @@ALIKN1-1and Decker

      @iforgot87872@iforgot878726 ай бұрын

    • Absolutely!, even today i laughed so hard the only time i laughed as hard as this was when i watched it the first time..

      @UNIQUEINSIGHTS-os6ei@UNIQUEINSIGHTS-os6ei2 ай бұрын

  • 2:55 "Shoot me in the shoulder! Come on, try and see what happens!" "BANG!" "Deflected... OWwwww!!" That part kills me every time 😄

    @chrismcgarry3160@chrismcgarry31607 ай бұрын

    • same. Then I teared up even more at the gut shot lol. Nothing else makes me laugh like these guys' videos

      @waynefilkins8394@waynefilkins8394Ай бұрын

  • What's really funny is that he was pretending like he sensed him without seeing him but his car was outside in plain sight at the end :)))

    @5987756@59877567 жыл бұрын

    • Great catch

      @DocFamilia@DocFamilia7 жыл бұрын

    • and in the beggining

      @benp2312@benp23127 жыл бұрын

    • And also how he walks where the general would be directly in his view. Lol

      @disorderrgv@disorderrgv7 жыл бұрын

    • however, he could have been a spy, assassin, or some other kind of agent.

      @navme@navme7 жыл бұрын

    • Yonathan Berhanu that's makes this even more hilarious

      @Kinobambino@Kinobambino7 жыл бұрын

  • I would still hire Decker...as a shield.

    @becauseimbatman7240@becauseimbatman72405 жыл бұрын

    • @@therealweirdbeard7855 the only suicide bomber to come back😂😂

      @sstanford1331@sstanford13315 жыл бұрын

    • The avengers program? 🤣🤣🤣

      @danielshim7550@danielshim75505 жыл бұрын

    • because you're batman?

      @hoangphuc8375@hoangphuc83755 жыл бұрын

    • but why?

      @rodericklep2858@rodericklep28585 жыл бұрын

    • You are one sly sonofabitch

      @srajmar3579@srajmar35795 жыл бұрын

  • Detroit Urban Survival Training learned his skills from this video

    @EatSleepIceHockey@EatSleepIceHockey2 жыл бұрын

  • Went back to this skit after 2 years and I am still laughing out loud. You guys are crazy!!

    @jamesarias5708@jamesarias5708 Жыл бұрын

  • Retired Fronthand Backhand Specialist.

    @nikito4ka@nikito4ka8 жыл бұрын

    • Hahahahaha

      @AbhishekSubbaiah@AbhishekSubbaiah8 жыл бұрын

    • lololoololo

      @MarkanVaran7@MarkanVaran78 жыл бұрын

    • LMAOOOOOOOOOO

      @rishavmukherjee949@rishavmukherjee9497 жыл бұрын

    • I GOT IT! FRONTHAND!

      @TheOneWhoEnforces@TheOneWhoEnforces Жыл бұрын

  • Decker must be the victim of fronthand backhand

    @perrimacc2484@perrimacc24847 жыл бұрын

    • Tyrrell Decker

      @perrimacc2484@perrimacc24847 жыл бұрын

    • Andre Hill Deez nuts are the victim of front hand backhand on your chin

      @andrewpark7314@andrewpark73147 жыл бұрын

    • Andrew Park 👌

      @lollol-go3jk@lollol-go3jk7 жыл бұрын

    • Andrew Park but is it illegal?

      @TheChosenMoose01@TheChosenMoose016 жыл бұрын

    • Andre Hill so true

      @heartwilliams8482@heartwilliams84826 жыл бұрын

  • He even parked his car outside the house, man this is comedic at it's finest

    @TheAfrilazeeq@TheAfrilazeeq2 жыл бұрын

  • “So the bullet is in between your hands right now?” “That’s what I’m tellin you” 😅😅😅😅

    @WONDERFUL99942@WONDERFUL999422 жыл бұрын

  • Aand disarmed.... ok.... XD

    @Rysperydon@Rysperydon8 жыл бұрын

    • +Captain Jack Sparrow DeflecteeeaaAAAAAWW

      @vincentpol@vincentpol8 жыл бұрын

    • +vincentpol hahahahaaha

      @Anomaly1111@Anomaly11118 жыл бұрын

    • +vincentpol I knew I shouldn't have read this comment section while I was brushing my teeth.

      @hopefulagnostic336@hopefulagnostic3368 жыл бұрын

    • it looks like a James Harden euro step :D

      @25Daniel25100@25Daniel251006 жыл бұрын

    • Sawyer best part

      @canefan17@canefan176 жыл бұрын

  • Decker's real name is Eduardo when he was younger and in a gang.. he was the loco one

    @miclovesminzy@miclovesminzy3 жыл бұрын

    • Ooohit all makes sense now

      @shamimaramannan375@shamimaramannan3753 жыл бұрын

    • LOCO LOL GREW UP DECKER WAIT TIL I COUNT TO 3 LOL 😆 😂

      @nikomontanascarface1793@nikomontanascarface17933 жыл бұрын

    • But didnt he become a ghost because he died but never went into the light

      @gojosatoru1033@gojosatoru10333 жыл бұрын

    • @@gojosatoru1033 that one is carlito.. more like the goofy or zanny one

      @miclovesminzy@miclovesminzy3 жыл бұрын

    • @@miclovesminzy ofc he is..Who can be a better master at disguise than Decker in his old days

      @gojosatoru1033@gojosatoru10333 жыл бұрын

  • How the detroit management self defense guys be when they think they can disarm someone with a gun...

    @funnyguru910@funnyguru9102 жыл бұрын

  • The fact that he appears in another skit means that he caught the headshot bullet!

    @jackreynolds3465@jackreynolds34659 ай бұрын

  • Disarmed.....ok....

    @davids11131113@davids111311139 жыл бұрын

    • davids11131113 I love how can they have poker face all the time

      @TheSasudomi@TheSasudomi9 жыл бұрын

    • TheSasudomi "How can they can" best English iv'e ever seen

      @itzflinch4995@itzflinch49959 жыл бұрын

    • ***** wasnt trying to be because i pointed out he said that and who the fuck is gonna read your little lecture that is more interesting than your life

      @itzflinch4995@itzflinch49959 жыл бұрын

    • ***** your* supposed*. I'm not trying to be a 'Grammar Nazi'; I am the 'Grammar Nazi'

      @benexton123@benexton1239 жыл бұрын

    • Ben Exton You can't be a Grammar Nazi and edit your comments, bitch.

      @prot2212@prot22129 жыл бұрын

  • I love that he obviously saw his car, seen him in plain sight upon first entering the building & still acted like the dude was trynna be unsuspecting 😂

    @SanchoDomingo_@SanchoDomingo_3 жыл бұрын

    • Probably his car.

      @rizkyanandita8227@rizkyanandita8227 Жыл бұрын

    • ​@@rizkyanandita8227 Nah ...you can clearly see the Gen getting into it at the end..

      @payiobasete6499@payiobasete6499 Жыл бұрын

    • Foreal he was sitting in the middle of the room lol

      @Katdancing@Katdancing10 ай бұрын

  • 0:53 "I'm not the man you knew during the Cold War." Such an underrated joke.

    @itavi07@itavi072 жыл бұрын

    • Captain?

      @subrsubrr334@subrsubrr3342 жыл бұрын

    • @@subrsubrr334 it wasnt a conventional war that involved direct fighting

      @rvn4562@rvn45622 жыл бұрын

    • @@rvn4562 He was an operative. The entire genre of spy thrillers and books came about because of the cold war. Also there was plenty of direct fighting just not between the USSR and the USA, but their proxies whom they funded.

      @PantsofVance@PantsofVance2 жыл бұрын

    • What’s the joke

      @bloodyplebs@bloodyplebs2 жыл бұрын

    • @@bloodyplebs The joke is that the Cold War was not an actual war. The US and Soviet Union never actually fought each other militarily the Cold War is just a name given to a loosely defined period when there was a lot of political tension between the two and they both spied on each other a ton and financed competing regional interests in other countries.

      @TheFlyingCougar@TheFlyingCougar2 жыл бұрын

  • "Draw your weapon" and disarmed" 🤣🤣🤣 why am I still dying from this skit in 2021.

    @Silentmass4751@Silentmass47513 жыл бұрын

  • This is the man who trained John wick.... Unbelievable!

    @edwardmordrake9811@edwardmordrake98114 жыл бұрын

    • Johnny English actually..🤣🤣

      @MehulSaxena081@MehulSaxena0813 жыл бұрын

    • @@MehulSaxena081 true abahhahaa

      @greentea5534@greentea55343 жыл бұрын

    • @@MehulSaxena081 😂

      @bait5257@bait52573 жыл бұрын

    • Nah that movie came in 2014 if I'm correct this came in 2012 so no :)

      @jaskajokunen1245@jaskajokunen12453 жыл бұрын

    • I literally cannot believe it.

      @thevagabond3181@thevagabond31813 жыл бұрын

  • "Headshot. Let's go. No wait a second" 😂😂😭😭😂😂

    @ABC-xp8bd@ABC-xp8bd4 жыл бұрын

    • 😂😂😂

      @DocKaosBeats@DocKaosBeats4 жыл бұрын

    • 🤣🤣🤣🤣

      @8ncient1@8ncient13 жыл бұрын

    • laughing emoji laughing emoji laughing emoji laughing emoji laughing emoji laughing emoji laughing emoji laughing emoji

      @NITROUSOXIDE921@NITROUSOXIDE9213 жыл бұрын

    • Misquoted

      @LetMyPeopleG0@LetMyPeopleG03 жыл бұрын

    • Honestly underrated. That mess was funny as heck 😅😅

      @gaunterodimmmastermirrors72@gaunterodimmmastermirrors723 жыл бұрын

  • His deep and serious voice make it 10 times more funnier 😂😂😂

    @mello2238@mello223811 ай бұрын

  • Crawling out of the house: "That's all what you've got? C'mon, headshot!" 😂

    @the_atomic_kebab@the_atomic_kebab2 жыл бұрын

  • At the start the acting was impeccable you would think its from an actual Hollywood movie

    @robertalbarda3266@robertalbarda32668 жыл бұрын

    • +Robert Albarda that's because that scene has been played out over and over across action movies

      @M16xDr0pSh0tz@M16xDr0pSh0tz8 жыл бұрын

    • +Bodybuilder X tru

      @MrSecretMansion@MrSecretMansion8 жыл бұрын

    • +++

      @grouzy3335@grouzy33358 жыл бұрын

    • Yeah it's pretty cliche.

      @justice_1337@justice_13375 жыл бұрын

    • Like for real

      @wandererguy8914@wandererguy89145 жыл бұрын

  • When he said; "Caught it... _Hnnnnnnnnnhgh..._ " I laughed so hard I started to make that exact noise! Hahah That dude has commitment.

    @DanteYewToob@DanteYewToob5 жыл бұрын

    • Lol..........aaaaaaaaaaaaaaarr4rrrrrrggggghhhhhhh... ..lol

      @arthurglover2005@arthurglover20055 жыл бұрын

    • I did too and after reading your comment, i made that noice again.

      @sonuchauhan-ne3cj@sonuchauhan-ne3cj4 жыл бұрын

    • 777 likes? Let me ruin that real quick

      @anakinskywalker3672@anakinskywalker36724 жыл бұрын

    • I can’t believe u were able to spell that. Impressive

      @chideverett9580@chideverett95804 жыл бұрын

    • I love that part!!!😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

      @lilfacedasix7656@lilfacedasix76564 жыл бұрын

  • Basically Top Gun Maverick

    @RandomVideoCollectionRVC@RandomVideoCollectionRVC Жыл бұрын

  • “ your getting pretty quickand disarm… ok,… heh I don’t need to take ur weapon “ 😂😂😂

    @treverloyaltyanderson6501@treverloyaltyanderson6501 Жыл бұрын

  • "That was because my other arm was already injured." 😂

    @herpardra93@herpardra935 жыл бұрын

    • Jimenez would have made it work.1

      @tyea1002@tyea10024 жыл бұрын

  • "i guess I could come out of retirement" xD

    @alcindo7323@alcindo73236 жыл бұрын

    • Alcindo no. No need😂😂

      @kristinwolf1165@kristinwolf11656 жыл бұрын

    • Down with the bloody red queen one of my fav skits from this guys. "Proud thug" and "Biiiitttch" are up there. 😅🥇💯

      @alcindo7323@alcindo73236 жыл бұрын

    • Alcindo I'm obsessed with these guys. Manly tears, front hand back hand, airplane turbulence are just a few😂😂😂

      @kristinwolf1165@kristinwolf11656 жыл бұрын

    • haha yeaahhh Manly tears got to be the one that made me laugh so much😂🤙

      @alcindo7323@alcindo73236 жыл бұрын

    • "you sly son of a bitch"

      @steviesteve504@steviesteve5046 жыл бұрын

  • Whoever did the costumes and wigs for these sketches didnt earn enough they are always on point with each sketch to portray the right character and cant be easy when its always the same two actors

    @Unknown_Ooh@Unknown_Ooh11 ай бұрын

  • What’s funny is “I’m not the man you knew during the Cold War” The Cold War did not involve any actual combat 😂

    @DGrae@DGrae2 жыл бұрын

    • 😂😂😂

      @Ginobuto@Ginobuto2 жыл бұрын

    • he was referring to when he was a spy.

      @stormanimations5422@stormanimations5422 Жыл бұрын

    • Bro there was ALOT of combat in the cold war. Perhaps more than any other war. It was just all proxy wars. Ever heard of Afghanistan or Vietnam? Korea? The gulf war?

      @Artavios@Artavios Жыл бұрын

    • @@Artavios lol bro… it’s comedy. His reference was obviously as though he did a lot of combat during the Cold War itself. The Cold War was between the United States and Russia 😊 not Vietnam and all of that

      @DGrae@DGrae Жыл бұрын

    • @@Artavios lol "proxy war" meant the USSR actually helped the regions to improve their infrastructure and the USA funding and training militant extremists

      @ststst981@ststst981 Жыл бұрын

  • This is one of my favorite skits from Key and Peele. DEFLECTED!

    @starwarshq@starwarshq10 жыл бұрын

    • STAR WARS

      @mr.mercury3424@mr.mercury34243 жыл бұрын

    • That was because my other arm was already injured.

      @juhojalonen3046@juhojalonen30463 жыл бұрын

    • 🤣🤣🤣

      @The.Golden.Door.@The.Golden.Door.2 жыл бұрын

    • Mine is definitely the "trying not laugh when your friend is crying" one

      @ANDREWSAMY562@ANDREWSAMY5622 жыл бұрын

    • Yeah that is so funny. And the expressions are to die for. haha

      @davidtsmith33@davidtsmith332 жыл бұрын

  • DEFLECTED!

    @starwarshq@starwarshq10 жыл бұрын

    • CAUGHT!

      @ThatKiwiDudeTV@ThatKiwiDudeTV10 жыл бұрын

    • DeflecHAAAAAMM

      @micvra1290@micvra12909 жыл бұрын

    • AHAHAHAH!!! MY FAVORITE SHIT!

      @christopherphillips5886@christopherphillips58866 жыл бұрын

    • lol

      @stephanzoes8010@stephanzoes80106 жыл бұрын

    • 1000th like

      @mizzsin9505@mizzsin95056 жыл бұрын

  • Is that the guy from Detroit Urban Survival Training?

    @dracn7785@dracn77852 жыл бұрын

  • 0:37 Key's holding his laugh real smooth. what a pro

    @saucemeboi9744@saucemeboi9744 Жыл бұрын

  • Just realized he said he wasn’t the man he used to be during the *_Cold War_* 😭😭😭

    @rurutherussian@rurutherussian5 жыл бұрын

    • Isaiah’s Bias 😂😂😂

      @estecinotoyo2424@estecinotoyo24245 жыл бұрын

    • Oh my god that makes so mush sense

      @mrslick8686@mrslick86865 жыл бұрын

    • Like Rambo?

      @RiggidyDiggidyRaw@RiggidyDiggidyRaw5 жыл бұрын

    • Bruhhh I fuckin' love this skit n just caught

      @jeremybrown9611@jeremybrown96114 жыл бұрын

    • He also said he made a vow never to kill another human being. That doesn't mean he ever killed anybody.

      @racaldana1922@racaldana19224 жыл бұрын

  • Plot Twist at end: he actually caught all four bullets. He's just acting dead, his specialty. The next scene opens up with him opening his palm and revealing all 4 bullets

    @Nina-fc8ey@Nina-fc8ey4 жыл бұрын

    • I mean, they made a sequel to this one, so... ay!

      @3MolesInATrenchCoat@3MolesInATrenchCoat4 жыл бұрын

    • It was part of another op. We all knew he made lol

      @danilomurillo6312@danilomurillo63124 жыл бұрын

    • What’s the next one called?

      @denversupermarket7484@denversupermarket74844 жыл бұрын

    • Denversupermarket the other actual video? It must appear if you search commando and key/peele.

      @danilomurillo6312@danilomurillo63123 жыл бұрын

    • He actually survived, because he is alive in the hologram episode

      @melzz@melzz3 жыл бұрын

  • This is not only hilarious and brilliant, but the production value on this one in particular is spectacular.

    @HumbleHurricane@HumbleHurricane Жыл бұрын

  • "So ur tellin me that the bullet is in between your hands right now?" "That's what (voice cracks) im tellin you"

    @swampkid8@swampkid83 жыл бұрын

  • "You sly son of a btich, you've always knew how to push my buttons. I'm in"

    @monkkenyon2539@monkkenyon25394 жыл бұрын

    • Monk Kenyon best line in the sketch

      @jeremysiron9622@jeremysiron96224 жыл бұрын

    • @@jeremysiron9622 yeah, classic.

      @monkkenyon2539@monkkenyon25394 жыл бұрын

    • Yeah 😅😅

      @Joe9000@Joe90004 жыл бұрын

    • My favorite line was when he said, "Alright, I'll do it."

      @PrinceJes@PrinceJes4 жыл бұрын

    • "You son of a bitch, I'm in." -Morty Smith

      @MushookieMan@MushookieMan4 жыл бұрын

  • He slapped him with 100% confidence lmfao

    @Wynton25@Wynton253 жыл бұрын

    • Key and Peele invented Power Slap

      @SuperPeterok@SuperPeterok5 күн бұрын

  • Watching this again after a few years…new favorite part is Key absolutely telegraphing his slap move - takes him 3 seconds as he winds up his whole arm - and still nails Peele like it was a surprise.😅

    @tomgio1@tomgio12 ай бұрын

  • I just want to know many years he's walked into his cabin saying the same line until someone finally showed up

    @jenniferflores1472@jenniferflores14723 жыл бұрын

  • The modern day equivalent of Monty Python's Black Knight.

    @weasel1053@weasel10535 жыл бұрын

    • Yeah, pretty sure, but neverthless 'none shall pass' 😂

      @javedalisolangi3088@javedalisolangi30885 жыл бұрын

    • Damn I luv that movie. The French guy gets me every time then I can't stop doing the damn accent for days.

      @jajupa78@jajupa785 жыл бұрын

    • It’s a flesh wound

      @dustinLenn@dustinLenn5 жыл бұрын

    • Decker just didn’t have his idiom on

      @isaackim7675@isaackim76755 жыл бұрын

    • weasel1053 So true

      @twns1076@twns10765 жыл бұрын

  • This is how the military gets rid of their more dangerous veterans. With reverse psychology 🤣

    @howiethao277@howiethao2775 жыл бұрын

    • *veterenarians

      @morio9284@morio92844 жыл бұрын

    • Pulzar what

      @gurpalkahlon6008@gurpalkahlon60084 жыл бұрын

    • @@gurpalkahlon6008 joke

      @morio9284@morio92844 жыл бұрын

    • All veterans are dangerous and need to be euthanized. It's so stupid to keep these murderers around after they're out of the government's control.

      @alrush34@alrush344 жыл бұрын

    • Vegetarians

      @samchen9951@samchen99514 жыл бұрын

  • This is basically if every Steven Seagal film ever was realistic

    @oscardanielgonzalez2868@oscardanielgonzalez2868 Жыл бұрын

  • Decker: "Aaaand disarmed" *slowly lunges for gun* Me: 😂😂😂

    @evingrindle1929@evingrindle19293 жыл бұрын

  • The second "Disarmed" attempt is hilarious 🤣

    @RRR_17@RRR_174 жыл бұрын

    • U know what I don't need your weapon

      @dominiquejones3805@dominiquejones3805 Жыл бұрын

    • “And disarmed ok”

      @picasso9887@picasso9887 Жыл бұрын

    • He wouldn’t last 30 mins 😂

      @humanitylimited2236@humanitylimited2236 Жыл бұрын

  • They need to make a Decker prequel.

    @Stevo935@Stevo9358 жыл бұрын

    • +Stevo935 It is called "Afghanistan Military Project". It has Decker in it.

      @MultiXing@MultiXing8 жыл бұрын

    • +Stevo935 no jordan and eric should make a cheesy decker season lol...with Key as teh bad guy at teh end lol.

      @MovieHound17@MovieHound178 жыл бұрын

    • Well, there won't be a sequel that's for sure.

      @necroleak@necroleak8 жыл бұрын

    • +Stevo935 or maybe a prequel sequel, to see what he was like in the field

      @skribesolo9996@skribesolo99968 жыл бұрын

    • +entersky I'm pretty sure they already made a sequel, since this.

      @DefenestratedMessiah@DefenestratedMessiah8 жыл бұрын

  • "You sly sunnavabich" 😂

    @The_Winners_Legion@The_Winners_Legion3 ай бұрын

  • They’re both brilliant, but when Jordan is in a role I can’t see Jordan anymore. He’s completely immersed. I love watching him.

    @MartinisnOlives@MartinisnOlives9 ай бұрын

  • 2:38 "You're getting pretty quick - disarmed - ok. "

    @ugottabefresh9437@ugottabefresh94376 жыл бұрын

    • U gotta be fresh “Disarmed...”😂😂😂

      @gooberstein4166@gooberstein41665 жыл бұрын

    • 420

      @machie1910@machie19105 жыл бұрын

    • handsome jack 5

      @machie1910@machie19105 жыл бұрын

    • LMAOOOOO 🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

      @leonroberts3051@leonroberts30515 жыл бұрын

    • "GUT SHOT GOO!!!" *BANG "GOT IT!! UHHHHHHMMMMMM!!!"

      @leonroberts3051@leonroberts30515 жыл бұрын

  • If you find a cabin in the woods, always expect a retired military specialist

    @Filipino_Introvert@Filipino_Introvert3 жыл бұрын

    • Either that or an old lady who actually turns out to be a witch

      @RedGhoulAnimation@RedGhoulAnimation Жыл бұрын

    • @@RedGhoulAnimation how about both

      @komickid833@komickid833 Жыл бұрын

    • @@komickid833 that’s fair

      @RedGhoulAnimation@RedGhoulAnimation Жыл бұрын

    • @@komickid833 a retired military specialist in witchcraft... now that is something!

      @PSYCHODOOD@PSYCHODOOD Жыл бұрын

    • @@PSYCHODOOD😈

      @jonathanromero1753@jonathanromero175310 ай бұрын

  • Been a K&P fan for years, must've watched this like 50 times. Only today I decided to do weekend K&P marathon using my headset & realized that every time there's a hype music just right til the moment he messed up. So friggin funny.😂😂😂

    @lonelyboy9380@lonelyboy93803 ай бұрын

  • Years later I'm rewatching this, have watched many times and every single time it's just too funny. The cool and confident way Decker speaks just puts it over the top . Comedy gold 🎉🎉🤣🤣💀💀

    @pilotxaq@pilotxaq6 ай бұрын

  • anybody come back to this video after seeing the new one

    @jasonfasthorse8939@jasonfasthorse89394 жыл бұрын

    • Me

      @nkosilindilendlovu@nkosilindilendlovu4 жыл бұрын

    • Me

      @rutetembe5748@rutetembe57484 жыл бұрын

    • New one was grabage

      @unleashedrider4309@unleashedrider43094 жыл бұрын

    • Yep lol. Had to see the headshot.

      @Broseftoast@Broseftoast4 жыл бұрын

    • jason fasthorse me

      @g_r_s4532@g_r_s45324 жыл бұрын

  • It's funny how he was playing hard to get

    @theM4R4T@theM4R4T7 жыл бұрын

    • these nuts were playing on your chin

      @savageprince9829@savageprince98297 жыл бұрын

    • Savage Prince98​ ??

      @theM4R4T@theM4R4T7 жыл бұрын

    • +Marat you haven't watched enough key & peele

      @ivoxvxi7482@ivoxvxi74827 жыл бұрын

    • Navibreath indeed. Must watch more

      @theM4R4T@theM4R4T7 жыл бұрын

    • +Navibreath Ive watched ALL their skits and Im mad ☹️ They need to make more

      @haulian2468@haulian24687 жыл бұрын

  • come back to this every year without fail

    @hyp0m4nia@hyp0m4nia7 ай бұрын

  • "That's what Im telling you" 😂😂😂😂

    @robertcumberland3073@robertcumberland30736 ай бұрын

  • Gut Shot GO! Caught it. hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

    @_liquid_smoke_2839@_liquid_smoke_28398 жыл бұрын

    • Lololol love that part!

      @ImGrayFoxx@ImGrayFoxx8 жыл бұрын

    • U-u caught the bullet?!

      @boosterseat740@boosterseat7408 жыл бұрын

    • You- you caught the bullet.

      @Harry-th9wl@Harry-th9wl6 жыл бұрын

    • That part was just too funny. That part is on replay

      @yungdreamer100@yungdreamer1004 жыл бұрын

  • i mean technically he did catch the bullet... just in his gut

    @Ricenoodles888@Ricenoodles8884 жыл бұрын

    • 😂

      @bait5257@bait52573 жыл бұрын

    • Damn. You’re so smart.

      @tylersutherlan2110@tylersutherlan21103 жыл бұрын

    • yeah, literally caught

      @jarvishong45@jarvishong453 жыл бұрын

  • One of my favorite skits they ever did hands down

    @robertcumberland3073@robertcumberland30736 ай бұрын

  • i watched this 10 times, all times i was laughing my belly off. hilarious AF

    @ardalthebestttt@ardalthebestttt3 жыл бұрын

  • Who’s here after the “ He wasn’t ready for the hologram” upload ?

    @rudyfrancisco6136@rudyfrancisco61364 жыл бұрын

    • Me

      @rutetembe5748@rutetembe57484 жыл бұрын

    • 👍😂

      @MOJOJOJOSALIGUMBA@MOJOJOJOSALIGUMBA4 жыл бұрын

    • Me

      @furisake1637@furisake16374 жыл бұрын

    • I was wondering when you'd make a reference on a post to a post I've already watched...

      @paulpierce956@paulpierce9564 жыл бұрын

    • Me 👋🏾

      @josiahe1828@josiahe18284 жыл бұрын

  • As soon as he wasn’t needed he was ready for the job lmao

    @babyyaoo8916@babyyaoo89165 жыл бұрын

    • Female arousal in the dating world

      @DarceVader89@DarceVader895 жыл бұрын

    • Never underestimate the power of the male ego

      @mikeoxmaul9386@mikeoxmaul93865 жыл бұрын

    • is that not how it works?

      @nicolem6657@nicolem66575 жыл бұрын

    • @@nicolem6657 🚯🏧🚱🚱🏧

      @wilsonteixeira2338@wilsonteixeira23385 жыл бұрын

    • Good job you actually figured it out dumb ass.

      @longjohndiccweed5029@longjohndiccweed50294 жыл бұрын

  • This is the sketch that sold me on Key and Peele. Laughing out loud is one thing. But cry laughing is comedy on another level🤌🏾

    @TheDallasRealEstateChannel@TheDallasRealEstateChannel4 ай бұрын

  • Key and peele are the only sketches that I can always give a thumbs up before even watching them!!!!!

    @patrickday4206@patrickday4206 Жыл бұрын

  • "Headshot! Let's go. I'm ready!... Wait, one second though." LOOOL!

    @Eghenosakhare@Eghenosakhare6 жыл бұрын

    • Nosa L. Igbinedion i like how he just walks straight out of the car upon hearing “headshot” lol

      @eggimage@eggimage5 жыл бұрын

    • Nosa L. Igbinedion -I read this as it happened 😂😂😂

      @DEEBOYGR8@DEEBOYGR85 жыл бұрын

  • I watched this after "front hand back hand" made me laugh extra hard when he slapped him

    @absolutetuber@absolutetuber6 жыл бұрын

    • absolutetuber same Ahaha

      @nunobranquinho7072@nunobranquinho70726 жыл бұрын

    • sameeee

      @shafililfrist7756@shafililfrist77566 жыл бұрын

    • Never tell me the odds, me too

      @MultiSahaji@MultiSahaji6 жыл бұрын

    • Bro same

      @ooogelato@ooogelato5 жыл бұрын

    • Same

      @draconic1802@draconic18025 жыл бұрын

  • bro's so fast he gave his gun back

    @user-mw3nd6pe6y@user-mw3nd6pe6y7 ай бұрын

  • I love this episode. it makes me think "what if Rambo was incompetent??"😂

    @m.angeloz9080@m.angeloz90802 жыл бұрын

  • "Caught it! Mmmmmmmmnh!"

    @owenhale8936@owenhale89367 жыл бұрын

    • Owen Hale 😅😅😅😅😅"so u caught the bullet"?, "that's what i'm telling you"!..........#😂😂😂😂😂

      @goddontgotohell426@goddontgotohell4267 жыл бұрын

    • I swear to god this vid made my guts feel like they were shot.

      @stonecat676@stonecat6767 жыл бұрын

    • GoD don't go to Hell 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

      @HERFAVHORSIII@HERFAVHORSIII7 жыл бұрын

  • OMG this is too much I’m crying 😂😂😂

    @hankramo1196@hankramo11966 жыл бұрын

    • deflecteeeeeeoooooOOWWWWWWW

      @questsoftheqodeshim4593@questsoftheqodeshim45935 жыл бұрын

    • Hani Rahmo j

      @pengyuhao5807@pengyuhao58075 жыл бұрын

    • This skit still has me in tears 4 years later 🤣😂😅

      @Redrumm@Redrumm5 жыл бұрын

    • I'm dead so dead

      @4luv777@4luv7775 жыл бұрын

    • me too

      @noumman@noumman5 жыл бұрын

  • “Detroit Urban Survival training here.”

    @808waimanalo@808waimanalo2 жыл бұрын

  • The way the music keeps restarting and you keep thinking the action is really about to begin! I kind of kept falling for it!

    @thomasmoore8794@thomasmoore87943 жыл бұрын

    • Yup the music is the who make me dying

      @reslaega6134@reslaega61343 жыл бұрын

  • Can't disarm guns. Thinks he can dodge a bullet

    @itsneverlupus5544@itsneverlupus55445 жыл бұрын

    • He could in the old days. Thought he still had it

      @nonamed56@nonamed564 жыл бұрын

    • Headshot

      @joeydarko4354@joeydarko43544 жыл бұрын

    • H.L well he did come out of retirement, so that means he did catch the bullet from the head shot.

      @AxleTrade@AxleTrade4 жыл бұрын

  • "Gut shot, go!!! CAUGHT IT, huhhhhh!!!" Ive watched 1000 times, i cried laughing 1000 times

    @quedawgg@quedawgg7 жыл бұрын

    • It never get's old and nostalgia kicks in from watching those 80's and 90's movies!

      @jeremybrown9611@jeremybrown96117 жыл бұрын

    • How many lifes you got

      @keicoamaya6977@keicoamaya69776 жыл бұрын

  • This was related to the D.U.S.T. guy video and it was spot on.

    @scottcoleman2160@scottcoleman21602 жыл бұрын

  • This is the guy that trained Dale Brown from the Detroit Urban Survival Training.

    @derekreed5989@derekreed59892 жыл бұрын

  • "Gut shot, go!" *GUNSHOT* "Caught it... nnnnnnnnnnnng" HAHAHAHAHA OH MAN, GOOD STUFF!

    @judgement1879@judgement18796 жыл бұрын

    • You watched the video too?

      @Kronos0999@Kronos09995 жыл бұрын

    • Lost it at that.

      @spicymilk491@spicymilk4915 жыл бұрын

  • Can we just take a minute here to appreciate the genius of key and peele...

    @demolitionman8276@demolitionman82768 жыл бұрын

    • +Demolition Man I am surprised there are no comments to the one I just posted, this seems like a homage to Monty Python's famous Black Knight sketch.

      @AotearoaChef@AotearoaChef8 жыл бұрын

    • +TheHurricaneJedi haha true

      @demolitionman8276@demolitionman82768 жыл бұрын

    • are you sure? I mean, I do think Dave Chapelle together with Louis CK are the best comedians out there at the moment. But I have never heard his name in relation to Key and Peele. But the common denominator with them all is their humongous observational skills so it would fit...

      @jwvandegronden@jwvandegronden6 жыл бұрын

    • Demolition Man ABSOLUTELY

      @miltonthornton2770@miltonthornton27706 жыл бұрын

    • The idea of that sketch was made far time ago by Monthy Python with black knight from Holy Grail movie, nothing genius in here, just coping old famous ideas

      @TheWabik@TheWabik6 жыл бұрын

  • 3:14 ‘tis but a scratch

    @oliverhakim414@oliverhakim4143 жыл бұрын

  • No matter how many times I watch this, it's still so freaking hilarious. "Didn't have my adrenaline up because this isn't an actual high stakes situation." 😂😂😂😂

    @moncreebrown948@moncreebrown9487 ай бұрын

  • Sr Officer: "So, did he give you any recommendations?" Key: "Nope but he asked me to shoot him in the head." Sr Officer: "And?" Key: "I shot him in the head." Sr Officer: "Oh well, at least it was worth a shot."

    @hittingyouoverthehead@hittingyouoverthehead7 жыл бұрын

    • You tried

      @ashrambeats@ashrambeats7 жыл бұрын

    • Ashcool lol😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

      @rachelquaye-asamoah5386@rachelquaye-asamoah53867 жыл бұрын

    • Ashcool it was a win-win situation for him anyways (i know, 2edgy4me)

      @pengenmodernia6990@pengenmodernia69907 жыл бұрын

    • That's some clever word play, my friend. Well done.

      @rogerpuzzitiello5175@rogerpuzzitiello51757 жыл бұрын

    • Ashcool ba da bing

      @kakoproductions7082@kakoproductions70827 жыл бұрын

  • aaand disarmed ... ok

    @cKy2KTK@cKy2KTK7 жыл бұрын

    • cKy Deflected

      @marisol64647@marisol646477 жыл бұрын

  • This remains their best-ever skit for me 😂😂😂

    @dotunmakun@dotunmakun10 ай бұрын

  • What I find most impressive is, he really did catch the bullet: In his chest. 3:28

    @ThinManOneTwelve@ThinManOneTwelve6 ай бұрын

  • “Disarmed! Okay, I don’t need to take your weapon.” 😂😂😂

    @BrooklynBoon@BrooklynBoon4 жыл бұрын

    • Haha

      @Karim_Gharras@Karim_Gharras3 жыл бұрын

  • "grab my hand" *grabs hand* "wait till i count till 3" lmfao

    @stevengonzalez8683@stevengonzalez86837 жыл бұрын

  • It doesn't get old no matter how many times I watch it 😂

    @amithbhagat@amithbhagat7 ай бұрын

  • Here after seeing the *raw skill* of Detroit Urban Survival Training. We now know where Decker got his moves from.

    @superbad8008@superbad80082 жыл бұрын

  • when he acted like catching the bullet with his hands ...damn near lost it

    @yayarea5109@yayarea51097 жыл бұрын

    • YAYarea 510 b

      @abdiaden907@abdiaden9075 жыл бұрын

  • I died laughing when he was trying to take away the gun XDD

    @reyrey2858@reyrey28587 жыл бұрын

    • Disarmed

      @nelsonc433@nelsonc4337 жыл бұрын

    • *"Disarmed... ok"*

      @naijaboygangsta@naijaboygangsta7 жыл бұрын

    • The Gut Shot sealed the deal for me!

      @jeremybrown9611@jeremybrown96117 жыл бұрын

    • jeremy brown fuckin hilarious right

      @reginaldwilliams6551@reginaldwilliams65516 жыл бұрын

    • ME TOO

      @jaymack4367@jaymack43676 жыл бұрын

  • Anytime I come back to watch it, it is still hilarious. 😂

    @padyatra7@padyatra79 ай бұрын

  • Those small pauses in background music makes it much more funnier😂😂💥Epic sketch..!!

    @Nandhu711@Nandhu711 Жыл бұрын
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