The reason why they haven't taken a plane in 13 years. Key & Peele on Comedy Central, DStv ch122
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"Khalid! Khalid! It's like you've been living...*looks around cave*…well here" XD
@unclescar56162 жыл бұрын
I cried from laughter
@Doeff82 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂i legit lol!!!
@Swagutha2 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@mesirionyeemmanuel28422 жыл бұрын
Yep, that is what we all saw.
@valdie912852 жыл бұрын
Yes, we got it thanks :)
@sharpy84982 жыл бұрын
“They act as if they are listless, overweight employees who don’t give a fuck” is a pretty hilarious jab
@thegreatwal12242 жыл бұрын
Real Muslims don't curse. It's haram.
@piesho2 жыл бұрын
@@piesho stay halal brother HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@galih_proto99492 жыл бұрын
Jab? That's a haymaker and a half.
@orangesoda45352 жыл бұрын
@@orangesoda4535 what’s it a jab too if it’s america not really we gotta hear that shit everyday from weirdos
@brianhenson702 жыл бұрын
@@brianhenson70 Bruh, that sentence structure made about as much sense as the ending to GOT season 8.
@orangesoda45352 жыл бұрын
Wearing his turban like a pirate’s scarf is the hidden gem😂😂😂
@buddyluvism4 ай бұрын
nope they actually wear it like that. that excess part of the scarf is used to protect the face from sun or heavy wind.
@youssefwenzhou3 ай бұрын
Wearing turban like that is rare but it does exist in Afghanistan.
@Richdadful3 ай бұрын
I wait for the comment saying: "As a terrorist I stand in awe at how accurately you describe our meetings. Does one of your writers have a part time job at the TSA???"
@idiotflower2 жыл бұрын
@Sakunta Dharma you do know it’s a joke comment right? Idk, I can’t tell if you’re playing along as a joke or if you actually think this random internet commenter is actually a CIA agent.
@BlueTyphoon20172 жыл бұрын
@@BlueTyphoon2017 yeah ,right. wink wink ✨
@kun4352 Жыл бұрын
@@BlueTyphoon2017 seems like you yourself have never heard of a joke because you don't know one when you see it.
@icantthinkofagoodusernamed Жыл бұрын
ROFL!!!!!!!
@shirolee2 ай бұрын
The real genius is limiting liquid volume to 3.4 fluid ounces because everyone outside of America looks at that and says "what the fuck is a fluid ounce?"
@grantm65142 жыл бұрын
According to Google its 100ml and to Italians its just over 3 espressos
@Smiley5z2 жыл бұрын
Like Americans have any idea what an ounce is, other than 1/12th of a bottle of beer.
@heathwasson78112 жыл бұрын
@@heathwasson7811 you think amercians know what a fraction is? be more likely they'd say "I've got 2 shots worth of my beer left"
@whateverppl12292 жыл бұрын
I'm American and even I don't know.
@Kyleplaysgames5672 жыл бұрын
I hate to be the bearer of bad news but Americans are aware of fluid ounces.
@maddyewton58022 жыл бұрын
its crazy how key literally has the face to play so many races and still looks right for the part
@andrimandos2 жыл бұрын
Yes except white and east asian 🤣
@armanshams67042 жыл бұрын
@@armanshams6704 he plays white in some sketches, it works
@Nayshjin2 жыл бұрын
He looks like white black and indian at the same time
@johnman93862 жыл бұрын
@@armanshams6704 Peele could play East Asian, though.
@electric3362 жыл бұрын
And the accent
@kayanmanggala2 жыл бұрын
he can be indian ,native,libyan,black ,latin.. just name it. he will fit any of characters. what a legend
@geronimo69072 жыл бұрын
White?
@fahripmd1629 Жыл бұрын
Libyan?
@LittleRoCK181 Жыл бұрын
@@fahripmd1629 he's half white half black He can easily passed as a tanned white guy
@sureyeah3678 Жыл бұрын
Libyan is black dummy
@girl_bye5840 Жыл бұрын
Racist comment
@wiseman3107 Жыл бұрын
When he said "then DON'T be!!", I died. 2:42
@mattc8252 жыл бұрын
Can we take the time to appreciate how great of a leader that man is. The person to his left is obviously shy and yet he was still listened to intently and even celebrated and credited for his thought.
@CouncilOfTheLostGoats2 жыл бұрын
They seem like very excepting people that don’t hate anyone in particular
@grandma6502 жыл бұрын
🤣
@jonsnow85432 жыл бұрын
@@jonsnow8543 you know nothing Jon Snow
@teoengchin2 жыл бұрын
can someone explain the last scene with toothpaste? i dont get the jokes here on why they facepalm it
@ulyssessait2 жыл бұрын
@@ulyssessait TSA banned full size tubes of toothpaste and allows only travel size tubes, trashing their plans. Again.
@pranavps8512 жыл бұрын
Even if they got past the TSA, they probably aren’t prepared for those two guys that are gonna “drax them slounts”
@slicknick00972 жыл бұрын
Incase any terries feelin froggy
@deesnutz3342 жыл бұрын
Squee-squee!
@Balloonbot2 жыл бұрын
🤣👏🏿😂
@falikoukhalilfofana95542 жыл бұрын
You guys are the best 👏🏿🤣😂
@falikoukhalilfofana95542 жыл бұрын
True
@curtisash12712 жыл бұрын
"we can do damages incalculable" its the tone and accent that is hilarious to me. 😂
@tinashe2288 Жыл бұрын
That “but when in re-a-li-ty” always cracks me up 😂
@joshwhatobing2 жыл бұрын
As a TSA worker, I feel proud of how impressed these gentleman are with our operations.
@ginger_breadman2 жыл бұрын
Lols.
@joeshmoe69302 жыл бұрын
Oh my God I'm tired of keep moving, shoes off, follow the arrows in their brighten your day voice I'm like get a snickers lol
@prosmokeprochokeantibroke2 жыл бұрын
Yeah like taking a stuffed teddy bear from an autistic 20 year old who happens to be American? You say this kids a threat but say nothing to Muslims who refuse to take off their head scarf. Lol. I feel safer knowing that you are on the job. Lol
@aservant22872 жыл бұрын
@@prosmokeprochokeantibroke : Sorry about your experience. We do undergo training to have better interaction with passengers. I hope you have had some positive experiences too.
@ginger_breadman2 жыл бұрын
@@aservant2287 : We take passenger safety as a top priority. We also search all passengers without any discrimination.
@ginger_breadman2 жыл бұрын
"it's like you've been living in a .... well here" lol
@abdullatif95812 жыл бұрын
@Miles Doyle you are deluded my friend
@Mandoww2 жыл бұрын
@Miles Doyle why are you forcing your religion unto him
@yeshauditore29132 жыл бұрын
Cave 😂
@PulinPegu2 жыл бұрын
I lost it🤣🤣🤣
@erugochijioke14962 жыл бұрын
@@yeshauditore2913 it’s OK not to like them but they have the right to their own religion not all Muslims are terrorists just a miss guided ones let’s not forget Malcolm X was a Muslim it was ignorant of the truth at first until he came upon Jerusalem and discover all kind of believers in our different creeds and race
@byronrush98022 жыл бұрын
Idk why I started dying laughing when peele started singing after there plan 🤣😭🤣🤣🤣
@JudeGliz2 жыл бұрын
2:28 the look 👀 on his face 😂
@yasinkazmi8403 Жыл бұрын
The only thing more terrifying than TSA is the IRS
@Dagothownsneravar2 жыл бұрын
Not even Joker would fight them
@brokenmask3332 жыл бұрын
CIA?
@lukedziuball22982 жыл бұрын
@@lukedziuball2298 Nah, the IRS is built different
@TuneyDarko2 жыл бұрын
@Graf von Losinj so america works for swizerland?
@nonamenoname54812 жыл бұрын
Are yall children, the IRS is not inherently bad. You would be looking for CIA 😃
@cmbells77362 жыл бұрын
“Planes will rain down from the skies onto the infedels”. Perfectly delivered lol
@TheLimhammett2 жыл бұрын
Lmfao that shit gets funnier Everytime I Hear it😂😂
@YungThreat12 жыл бұрын
then they danced and sang :D
@cristhianaresobo60012 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of the South Park episode lmao
@jeambeam31732 жыл бұрын
Absolutely
@buddhapoquan58592 жыл бұрын
🤣 lmao
@pacificbaitchunk41262 жыл бұрын
"Planes will rain down from the sky!' Haha,wahelawahelalala alalala!"
@atdrawingacademy86662 жыл бұрын
Cue to the happy dance😄
@theprinceoftides6836 Жыл бұрын
Every time i forget the regulations, i rewatch this masterpiece.
@Alaa-ei5od7 ай бұрын
Underrated comment.🎉
@willypps7 ай бұрын
the way he says, "that don't give a FUCK.." really came from the heart haha
@danolivier48992 жыл бұрын
hell yea that stood out lol hahaha
@BeechoMeats2 жыл бұрын
double-edged comedy here: calling out terries and the reality of US government employees. ouch
@lcglazer2 жыл бұрын
Wasn’t acting anymore when he said that 😂
@brandonvasser59022 жыл бұрын
None of THESE guys even Muslim I bet..so chill...it's just comedy
@AlexHockey-nk4wf2 жыл бұрын
@@brandonvasser5902 You can't be serious.. you can't be that stupid.. is just comedy Central joke... Dude..
@AlexHockey-nk4wf2 жыл бұрын
1:12 Dadada damage is INCALCULABLE
@marcusrios92032 жыл бұрын
1:12 INCALCULELBLE
@AlphaCentauri242 жыл бұрын
Inculcaculalble
@nampresto1432 жыл бұрын
Exactly my thoughts every time I take a plane. Glad someone made a skit out of it.
@ketheric2 жыл бұрын
78" veiny black COX glistening in the MOONLIGHT after exiting the BUTTTWHOLE of an old man who was the unwilling PARTICIPANT of some BUTTTWHOLE magic. Volleyball sized BALLZSAX with a 2" SHAFT, trying to enter the scene. "You're too short!" The 78" KOK shrugged. A Puerto Rican whipped out his WEENER on the school bus. 65" Diameter COK only 1" long. Bloody WEENER exits the BUTTTWHOLE of a Walmart employee's BUTTTWHOLE. BUTTTWHOLE DESTROYED. DEMOLISHED BUTTTWHOLE. BUTTTWHOLE WRECKED. Pieces of the bloody BUTTTWHOLE remains vacuumed up by a Honduran maid.
@michaeldoran43678 ай бұрын
0:13 Peele hasn’t even said anything and I’m already laughing my ass off.
@teamhunter7302 жыл бұрын
“Sneak in here for second?… I don’t want to be the bearer of bad news” 🤣
@Chlo-ee2 жыл бұрын
"Then don't be!"
@aha89692 жыл бұрын
"Well you are"
@Joshua-dx7zn2 жыл бұрын
I couldn't help but laugh when they said, "Curse the brilliant TSA" After calling them anti-terrorist commando's, that curse just got me laughing.😂
@Carinth62 жыл бұрын
Lies again? Ticket Master USD SGD
@NazriB3 ай бұрын
the reaction of Key at laptop joke is priceless 😂😂😂😂
@sauravkumarchandravanshi26014 ай бұрын
3:41 "What's going on over here? What's the situation over here?" I lost it.
@Priceman52 жыл бұрын
What makes this even more hilarious is that TSA misses most of the dangerous things that pass through their checkpoints... it is a massive expenditure for what is essentially the most elaborate show the world has ever seen
@tiny999902 жыл бұрын
I think that's the joke.
@slothlovechunk2 жыл бұрын
Aye, us populas lost the right to efficiant air travel and alot of freedoms
@damienkendrick14572 жыл бұрын
Lol I once got a zippo lighter through tsa but at the same time they confiscated my hair cream although the container had like 3 daps left in it since the container itself was larger than 3.4oz I still had to trash it, not like I cared since it was practically empty anyways.
@bradd56512 жыл бұрын
@@slothlovechunk yes... yes it is indeed. I don't know how many people actually know how ineffective the TSA is though, they think it might be effective, just nowhere near as "impenetrable" as in this skit. In reality we would be just as safe without the TSA than we are with it, not to mention we'd save billions by doing away with it. So while the joke is that the TSA isn't as effective as the sketch jokes about, the amount of enjoyment is directly related to how much or little you know, thats why I said "what makes this even more hilarious"
@tiny999902 жыл бұрын
@@bradd5651 lol yeah exactly machetes have been missed even it's depression to hear actually because even loaded guns have been missed, all sorts of knifes ranging from tiny to the machete I mentioned... I'd rather put the 8.9 billion in funding the TSA gets into NASA... course I'd like to take about 60 billion from our defense spending and give it to NASA too, but thats just me.
@tiny999902 жыл бұрын
Man this is perfect, the dialogue, the accents, the props, the location, even the jokes and puns are perfect.
@Raxxer1993Q82 жыл бұрын
The accents were horrible.
@Sam-Ra2 жыл бұрын
@@Sam-Ra That why they were perfect
@sycorez2 жыл бұрын
@@sycorez Nothing is perfect.
@Sam-Ra2 жыл бұрын
@@Sam-Ra perfect is perfect!
@bo4Elite2 жыл бұрын
@@bo4Elite True, but it doesn't make it existent, so my point stands.
@Sam-Ra2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: The scissor that they're talking about is a reference to the real event of students hi-jack a plane on March 30, 1971, in the Philippines with scissors as one of their weapons.
@07johngnzls2 жыл бұрын
People get their throat slit with even just a 1 inch blade in prison though. The rule is still silly and arbitrary (arbitrarily based on one single event and deciding to make that the hard and fast rule.) The same event could still happen again with 3 inch scissors just the same.
@DeathBringer7692 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 the part where he has to interrupt the singing to break the bad news about the laptop idea is the best part
@BleachCowboy2016 Жыл бұрын
"what's going on over here? what's the situation over here?" lol the execution
@LompriKoroma2 жыл бұрын
"The damage is incalculable" xD i Lost it hahaha
@jrx8182 жыл бұрын
Ahhh yes thank you for reuploading these decade old sketches, brings back some good memories
@bfungi5792 жыл бұрын
This is genius. They all played their parts, even those who didn't speak.
@donking1962 жыл бұрын
"I don't sant to be the barrier of bad news" "Then don't be" "But you are" 😂😂
@souljaunt32912 жыл бұрын
the phrase is "bearer" of bad news...someone bringing bad news, not a barrier of bad news, which would be the opposite
@racingsloth57702 жыл бұрын
@@racingsloth5770 This is probably the most professional grammatical correction I've seen from someone in the yt comments.
@leizero2 жыл бұрын
@@leizero This is probably the most professional gramatical observation I’ve seen from someone in the YT comments
@ebaocihc70852 жыл бұрын
TSA, it's like living in a gated community in Florida.
@flacadiabla31932 жыл бұрын
This is so right.
@josephswafford92802 жыл бұрын
The rent has to be better than southern CA.
@skyserf2 жыл бұрын
How so? I genuinely want to know. I’ve never lived in a gated community, let alone in one in Florida
@dr.penguin94122 жыл бұрын
@@dr.penguin9412 Not sure how it is in other cities but I live in a large one in Miami and while you have "car trap gates" there is only one armed guard (in FL EVERYONE is packing) and cars go through the exit and people can walk through the gates. Gives the great illusion of safety tho.
@sinisterballer25922 жыл бұрын
@@skyserf Rent is better here in Miami. However, with all of the people moving here from Cali and NY it's driving up the home prices and, by extension, the rent prices.
@sinisterballer25922 жыл бұрын
TSA should play this video during their hiring event or new employee orientation🤣
@spookyhead12 жыл бұрын
Boy Key and peele do master the art of satire don’t they. Sheer brilliance.
@derricksuhambe4228 Жыл бұрын
“I don’t want to be the bearer of bad news, Than don’t be!!!” 😂 🤣
@hoodiemask59112 жыл бұрын
Keegan is the most racially ambiguous person ever.
@rumpelstillkills80362 жыл бұрын
Vin diesel, pete davidson
@miltongonzalez59622 жыл бұрын
Eric Andre ??
@okaywhatevernevermind2 жыл бұрын
@@okaywhatevernevermind he is clearly half black half jewish ala lenny kravitz
@miltongonzalez59622 жыл бұрын
Keegan wins
@AMAli-ct5df11 ай бұрын
The Rock, hello
@dillwont92353 ай бұрын
The way how the guy said “that’s a perfect plan how did it not work”made me dead cause the man looks so convince that his comrade brilliant plan would work 😂
@caseydouglas412 Жыл бұрын
The comedy of this sketch is INCALCULABLE
@dogzer2 жыл бұрын
Excellent sketch. Bravo. Reminds me a little of George Carlin's bit about airport security only providing the illusion of safety. That was prophetic 30 years ago.
@greenbasterd94252 жыл бұрын
aye
@AdamBechtol2 жыл бұрын
Take it easy...ok don't let CNN get your Head is just a joke..and most Muslims are not bad people
@AlexHockey-nk4wf2 жыл бұрын
"Exit Door Procedure at 30,000 Feet.. The Illusion of Safety" - Tyler Durden
@knightslayer8759 Жыл бұрын
And yet, has their been a bomb detonation or otherwise hijacking of a commercial airliner during a domestic US flight since 2001?
@granthamicus6 ай бұрын
To be fair, the bottle size restrictions is because a bottle of a certain size (16 oz?)was placed right above the wing/fueltank on an aircraft and exploded midflight killing everyone in the 80s.Alot of the shit they restrict is because someone tried before.
@Hellfire02202 жыл бұрын
can someone explain the last scene with toothpaste? i dont get the jokes here on why they facepalm it
@ulyssessait2 жыл бұрын
@@ulyssessait TSA only allow travel size toothpast, thats why he said "They are in our heads" :D
@kamhaq2 жыл бұрын
@@kamhaq thanks mate 😅
@ulyssessait2 жыл бұрын
That one is due to the bottle liquids plot in 2006
@zhella16522 жыл бұрын
I think the point is it’s an arbitrary number. 3.5 vs 3.4, it’s just a number. Just say no liquids at all.
@Mark-em5zm2 жыл бұрын
"Khaleel, it's like you've been living in a... here" LMAO
@sabirsahib2 жыл бұрын
Pure Genius!!!!! I'm dyin' from beginning to end!!! 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@smc19422 жыл бұрын
"Its like you've been living in a ...uhh here"😂🤣🤣🤣
@UNDERCOVER_GG2 жыл бұрын
Every single one of these actors are killing it lmfao too funny
@getmeoutofsanfrancisco99172 жыл бұрын
Imagine being a hiker and walking up on them filming this lol
@HarupertBeagleton-dz5gw7 ай бұрын
I work for the TSA and this makes me feel better about myself
@JH-in5oq2 жыл бұрын
This is nothing short of a stroke of genius!
@Jackal22862 жыл бұрын
really?
@markekar60212 жыл бұрын
That's what she said.
@SunnyJha18102 жыл бұрын
Its like you been living... well here. I've seen this skit so many times and its always funny. Best one of Pele and key
@Madrahi1862 жыл бұрын
@Miles Doyle You be wasting a lot of time writing about you're imaginary friend. Want to here about my imaginary friend Odin? Plenty of writings about him and his family. Guess he has to be real.
@imnotyourfriendbuddy18832 жыл бұрын
@@imnotyourfriendbuddy1883 ive seen this copy pasted on many yt videos, usually ones that have a direct or even remote connection to religion or politics. im not sure wtf they think theyre accomplishing. seems like a pointless exercise but u know religious folk, they'll spam the village with nonsense if they think it'll fulfill their lunatic cause.
@21centdregs2 жыл бұрын
@Miles Doyle Imagine being a living, biological spam bot
@Cyberspine2 жыл бұрын
@@imnotyourfriendbuddy1883 Why must you cause drama dude
@TuneyDarko2 жыл бұрын
@@TuneyDarko Everyone needs something to do while emptying the bowels..
@imnotyourfriendbuddy18832 жыл бұрын
no doubt.... key and peele are master of disguise.....they fit in so perfectly like a natural
@shupratikbairi64807 ай бұрын
Once I brought a cordless drill on the plane with the battery. They said no problem if the drill and battery in separate bags. Then my backpack triggered the xray machine. I had mistakenly left one of those huge multi step core drills in the backpack. They were nice enough to allow me to keep it and not throw it away. So, I got on board a 777 with a fully charged drill and a diamond tipped drill that was probably capable of drilling through the cockpit door.
@paulgallagher29375 ай бұрын
The face work of the guy in between key & peele is masterful
@Toxic_chicken2 жыл бұрын
Yup. Glad you noticed.
@yadday51532 жыл бұрын
Truth. Yup, let's give him a shout😅.
@theprinceoftides6836 Жыл бұрын
It’s so true “ TSA ACTS LIKE THEY DONT GIVE A FUCK, but they do” 🤣 🤣 🤣
@momentsaremadenow38692 жыл бұрын
Peele - "I don't want to be the bearer of bad news …." some guy - "Then don't be".
@rajaganji7982 Жыл бұрын
Omg! The accent, body language, the happy song shaking his body 😂😂😂😂😂 everyone on that sketch is so on point!!!! The location is the best of all 😂😂😂 with picture of the man who always hide inside the cave after bombing others! PERFECTO! 👌🏽
@katze0072 жыл бұрын
These guys are national treasures... dying
@JohnLynch02 жыл бұрын
This how i feel bout the tsa too when im flying lol. So limited.
@angelxtasy2 жыл бұрын
@Miles Doyle amen
@worstgamer11622 жыл бұрын
@Miles Doyle i read that 🤪
@scurus11scurus2 жыл бұрын
As a former TSA employee, I have a special appreciation for this skit
@lornenoland80982 жыл бұрын
"*sighhh* Yknow what, it's like they're in our heads." Killed me
@Geronimo16172 жыл бұрын
This was Keegan Michael Key's best performance ! "Are you kidding me, Parvez?" LMFAO
@trentarnold26702 жыл бұрын
"It's because you've been living in a ...well here..." 😂😂😂LMFAO
@denverabrahams35352 жыл бұрын
The damage is incalculable - 🤣🤣🤣
@DhavalBrahmbhatt26272 жыл бұрын
It was not TSA, but it also happened at airport gate. I was returning home and I was full of food leftovers all over my bags. They allowed me to keep my biker leather jacket, which contain plenty of sharp steel elements, but confiscated a box of butter. Darn it, you know how expensive butter is those days??
@nastykhan77462 жыл бұрын
What you didn't know, being the Infidel you are, is on that day the Brilliant TSA had bagels delivered, but they forgot the cream cheese. They seized jelly from someone in front of you! They waited for you to bring them butter, and you walked right into their trap!!! Curse those TSA devils!!!
@smc19422 жыл бұрын
@@smc1942 Ohhh... that would explain why they also kept my full size kitchen knife...
@nastykhan77462 жыл бұрын
I remember one time I brought a full sized bag of potato chips with me in my carry-on, lol.
@DeathBringer7692 жыл бұрын
I mean i know why they took the food no idea why they didnt stop the other shit
@hamchurger45667 ай бұрын
TSA is just the 1st line of defense. We have deployed Karens everywhere. Good Luck.
@sonnikdoh25102 жыл бұрын
Yup, they're way scarier and more annoying 🤪.
@theprinceoftides6836 Жыл бұрын
Its so hard to believe that guy came up with masterpieces like "get out" and "us"😂
@eff_gee3212 жыл бұрын
THEN DON'T BE! 😂😂😂
@AshleySaysSo204 ай бұрын
America has needed a spoof of the TSA for as long as they've existed. Thank you Key and Peele
@fatkidinabucket2 жыл бұрын
South park has an episode on it
@cptndedpool59562 жыл бұрын
Fun Fact. The TSA has NEVER stopped an attack according to the FBI
@steven530x2 жыл бұрын
Funner Fact: No attacks have been attempted because terrorists don't want to wait in security for that long.
@arcdecibel99862 жыл бұрын
Of course not. That's not their job.
@davidwuhrer67042 жыл бұрын
The last part " You know what its like they're in our head" 😆😆😆😆
@hilltownremix14452 жыл бұрын
This is the most entartaining show I have ever watched in all my life, I thank you Key and Peele Signed, Slappil
@slaipil2 жыл бұрын
Too freaking funny. When these dudes start dancing and chanting cause they thought they had TSA beat.....😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
@erikc72672 жыл бұрын
“You know what, it’s like they in our heads” 🤣
@KenoAlordiah2 жыл бұрын
The toothpaste made me laugh, I actually had TSA confiscate a brand new tube of toothpaste one time, and my sister, cheapskate that she is, made them hold onto it so she could take it home after dropping me off.
@slothking420692 жыл бұрын
How’d your sister get to the TSA screening point? Don’t you have to show a boarding pass before you get that far?
@SonaTseri2 жыл бұрын
@@SonaTseri You're thinking of gate security.
@protoborg2 жыл бұрын
So they were nice enough to hold onto it for your sister and even let her keep it?! Hard to believe since most people on here are making tsa out to be heartless useless assholes
@manuelito75482 жыл бұрын
Yeah they took my new tooth paste when i flew back from Alaska
@cptndedpool59562 жыл бұрын
next time squeeze out half of that tube, roll up the other half and they will allow it.
@guybadmash Жыл бұрын
Jordans’ “kindly interrupting” is so insanely funny
@d_skrilla64795 ай бұрын
Reminds me of the brawl inside Sydney airport years ago with a group of bikies. They were bashing each other with metal poles used to hold up lane ropes - but thankfully we were all saved from 5 cm scissors and 100 ml bottles of water. Even the media had a field day pointing out how security took their time breaking up the brawl but have 5 guards patting down a elderly lady threatening them with a pair of nail clippers.
@wonniewarrior2 жыл бұрын
This is the genius of . . . Key and Peele!!! You know what, it's like they're in our heads.
@collinw13532 жыл бұрын
This was one of the best skit’s I’ve seen in a very long while lol lmao.
@samsiryani90232 жыл бұрын
They didn’t even check my bag last time I went😂😂
@49495lwbrmoxybe2 жыл бұрын
This is one of the funniest sketches I've seen in a while. Brilliant! TSA is such a joke.
@whataboutthepotatoes60857 ай бұрын
It's like you've been living in the--- here. Brilliant!
@muhammedakinyemi75602 жыл бұрын
Thought I was the only one who got that line 😂
@muneeryaqub2 жыл бұрын
@@muneeryaqub Theres literally no way you COULDNT get that line..
@Dreamagain112 жыл бұрын
You sef dey here
@aanuoluwasoetan202 жыл бұрын
@@aanuoluwasoetan20 hehehe
@muhammedakinyemi75602 жыл бұрын
"You know, it's like they're in our heads..." 😂😂😂😂
@eliyahubenysrael62722 жыл бұрын
This is now my favorite sketch. 😂😂😂
@dane0phelps7 ай бұрын
THIS IS FIN GENIUSES! PART 2 PLEASEEEEEEEE!!!😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@anthonyojeda70562 жыл бұрын
LOL. Still so funny. Brilliant stuff. The acting and delivery is flawless.
@davidtsmith332 жыл бұрын
"Can I...I sneak in here for a second." IM DONE! LOL
@west12me2 жыл бұрын
I would not be able to hold it together when Jordan came in with that “Kaaliiiiiiiiif….” The damage is INCCAACALCULABLUL!!
@FrostRare11 ай бұрын
"It's like you are living in a... well here..." Underrated lines 😂
@elitecoder9557 ай бұрын
They needed to consider the liquaheed nitro-hajin.
@souvikdas2 жыл бұрын
@Miles Doyle tf
@abhijithss89132 жыл бұрын
I got your “don’t mess with the Zohan” reference. Nice!
@Hashirama10012 жыл бұрын
@@abhijithss8913 haha I'm Christian and all for testifying but that has got to be the longest YT post I've seen in 16 years.
@lcglazer2 жыл бұрын
Awesome sauce. I used to work for TSA. These guys are 100% on point 👌 🤣
@carycoller31402 жыл бұрын
Thank you for finally doing a documentary.
@milesb42312 жыл бұрын
Key was fantastic in this skit. "You've got to be kidding me! Are you kidding me!?" 🤣
@BobbyWolf1 Жыл бұрын
Well how about 2 people carry 3.4 ounces each. Surely incalculable damage could be wreaked with 6.8 ounces of liquid :D
@rohit_banga2 жыл бұрын
It could have been done with 7 ounces, but 6.8 won't do!
@3105juju2 жыл бұрын
nono we need multiples of 3.5 , only that way incalculable damage could be wrecked
@comicsandanimation55312 жыл бұрын
@@comicsandanimation5531 Darned the TSA. They have thought of everything 😤
@izhamsham8432 жыл бұрын
the entire joke is that the rules would never stop anyone
@Cole444Train2 жыл бұрын
@@comicsandanimation5531 The TSA can calculate too. They'll get suspicious if you use multiples of 3.5.
@flitsertheo2 жыл бұрын
Holy moly, GENIUS!
@ask3xd9032 жыл бұрын
Oh my god, one time I accidentally brought lotion in my luggage, I even forgot it was in there. They stopped me at security and they asked me something, I couldn't hear them so I took a step closer and they started shouting at me to stand still and shit like I has a gun or something. I had to ask them two times what they wanted me to do and they held up the lotion that was in my luggage. I was so angry, I told them to just toss it. What an overreaction to lotion...
@sphinx53062 жыл бұрын
I can’t stop laughing for some reason! This is so damn funny!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Khalid! Khalid! It's like you've been living...*looks around cave*…well here" XD
I cried from laughter
😂😂😂😂i legit lol!!!
Lmao
Yep, that is what we all saw.
Yes, we got it thanks :)
“They act as if they are listless, overweight employees who don’t give a fuck” is a pretty hilarious jab
Real Muslims don't curse. It's haram.
@@piesho stay halal brother HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jab? That's a haymaker and a half.
@@orangesoda4535 what’s it a jab too if it’s america not really we gotta hear that shit everyday from weirdos
@@brianhenson70 Bruh, that sentence structure made about as much sense as the ending to GOT season 8.
Wearing his turban like a pirate’s scarf is the hidden gem😂😂😂
nope they actually wear it like that. that excess part of the scarf is used to protect the face from sun or heavy wind.
Wearing turban like that is rare but it does exist in Afghanistan.
I wait for the comment saying: "As a terrorist I stand in awe at how accurately you describe our meetings. Does one of your writers have a part time job at the TSA???"
@Sakunta Dharma you do know it’s a joke comment right? Idk, I can’t tell if you’re playing along as a joke or if you actually think this random internet commenter is actually a CIA agent.
@@BlueTyphoon2017 yeah ,right. wink wink ✨
@@BlueTyphoon2017 seems like you yourself have never heard of a joke because you don't know one when you see it.
ROFL!!!!!!!
The real genius is limiting liquid volume to 3.4 fluid ounces because everyone outside of America looks at that and says "what the fuck is a fluid ounce?"
According to Google its 100ml and to Italians its just over 3 espressos
Like Americans have any idea what an ounce is, other than 1/12th of a bottle of beer.
@@heathwasson7811 you think amercians know what a fraction is? be more likely they'd say "I've got 2 shots worth of my beer left"
I'm American and even I don't know.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news but Americans are aware of fluid ounces.
its crazy how key literally has the face to play so many races and still looks right for the part
Yes except white and east asian 🤣
@@armanshams6704 he plays white in some sketches, it works
He looks like white black and indian at the same time
@@armanshams6704 Peele could play East Asian, though.
And the accent
he can be indian ,native,libyan,black ,latin.. just name it. he will fit any of characters. what a legend
White?
Libyan?
@@fahripmd1629 he's half white half black He can easily passed as a tanned white guy
Libyan is black dummy
Racist comment
When he said "then DON'T be!!", I died. 2:42
Can we take the time to appreciate how great of a leader that man is. The person to his left is obviously shy and yet he was still listened to intently and even celebrated and credited for his thought.
They seem like very excepting people that don’t hate anyone in particular
🤣
@@jonsnow8543 you know nothing Jon Snow
can someone explain the last scene with toothpaste? i dont get the jokes here on why they facepalm it
@@ulyssessait TSA banned full size tubes of toothpaste and allows only travel size tubes, trashing their plans. Again.
Even if they got past the TSA, they probably aren’t prepared for those two guys that are gonna “drax them slounts”
Incase any terries feelin froggy
Squee-squee!
🤣👏🏿😂
You guys are the best 👏🏿🤣😂
True
"we can do damages incalculable" its the tone and accent that is hilarious to me. 😂
That “but when in re-a-li-ty” always cracks me up 😂
As a TSA worker, I feel proud of how impressed these gentleman are with our operations.
Lols.
Oh my God I'm tired of keep moving, shoes off, follow the arrows in their brighten your day voice I'm like get a snickers lol
Yeah like taking a stuffed teddy bear from an autistic 20 year old who happens to be American? You say this kids a threat but say nothing to Muslims who refuse to take off their head scarf. Lol. I feel safer knowing that you are on the job. Lol
@@prosmokeprochokeantibroke : Sorry about your experience. We do undergo training to have better interaction with passengers. I hope you have had some positive experiences too.
@@aservant2287 : We take passenger safety as a top priority. We also search all passengers without any discrimination.
"it's like you've been living in a .... well here" lol
@Miles Doyle you are deluded my friend
@Miles Doyle why are you forcing your religion unto him
Cave 😂
I lost it🤣🤣🤣
@@yeshauditore2913 it’s OK not to like them but they have the right to their own religion not all Muslims are terrorists just a miss guided ones let’s not forget Malcolm X was a Muslim it was ignorant of the truth at first until he came upon Jerusalem and discover all kind of believers in our different creeds and race
Idk why I started dying laughing when peele started singing after there plan 🤣😭🤣🤣🤣
2:28 the look 👀 on his face 😂
The only thing more terrifying than TSA is the IRS
Not even Joker would fight them
CIA?
@@lukedziuball2298 Nah, the IRS is built different
@Graf von Losinj so america works for swizerland?
Are yall children, the IRS is not inherently bad. You would be looking for CIA 😃
“Planes will rain down from the skies onto the infedels”. Perfectly delivered lol
Lmfao that shit gets funnier Everytime I Hear it😂😂
then they danced and sang :D
Reminds me of the South Park episode lmao
Absolutely
🤣 lmao
"Planes will rain down from the sky!' Haha,wahelawahelalala alalala!"
Cue to the happy dance😄
Every time i forget the regulations, i rewatch this masterpiece.
Underrated comment.🎉
the way he says, "that don't give a FUCK.." really came from the heart haha
hell yea that stood out lol hahaha
double-edged comedy here: calling out terries and the reality of US government employees. ouch
Wasn’t acting anymore when he said that 😂
None of THESE guys even Muslim I bet..so chill...it's just comedy
@@brandonvasser5902 You can't be serious.. you can't be that stupid.. is just comedy Central joke... Dude..
1:12 Dadada damage is INCALCULABLE
1:12 INCALCULELBLE
Inculcaculalble
Exactly my thoughts every time I take a plane. Glad someone made a skit out of it.
78" veiny black COX glistening in the MOONLIGHT after exiting the BUTTTWHOLE of an old man who was the unwilling PARTICIPANT of some BUTTTWHOLE magic. Volleyball sized BALLZSAX with a 2" SHAFT, trying to enter the scene. "You're too short!" The 78" KOK shrugged. A Puerto Rican whipped out his WEENER on the school bus. 65" Diameter COK only 1" long. Bloody WEENER exits the BUTTTWHOLE of a Walmart employee's BUTTTWHOLE. BUTTTWHOLE DESTROYED. DEMOLISHED BUTTTWHOLE. BUTTTWHOLE WRECKED. Pieces of the bloody BUTTTWHOLE remains vacuumed up by a Honduran maid.
0:13 Peele hasn’t even said anything and I’m already laughing my ass off.
“Sneak in here for second?… I don’t want to be the bearer of bad news” 🤣
"Then don't be!"
"Well you are"
I couldn't help but laugh when they said, "Curse the brilliant TSA" After calling them anti-terrorist commando's, that curse just got me laughing.😂
Lies again? Ticket Master USD SGD
the reaction of Key at laptop joke is priceless 😂😂😂😂
3:41 "What's going on over here? What's the situation over here?" I lost it.
What makes this even more hilarious is that TSA misses most of the dangerous things that pass through their checkpoints... it is a massive expenditure for what is essentially the most elaborate show the world has ever seen
I think that's the joke.
Aye, us populas lost the right to efficiant air travel and alot of freedoms
Lol I once got a zippo lighter through tsa but at the same time they confiscated my hair cream although the container had like 3 daps left in it since the container itself was larger than 3.4oz I still had to trash it, not like I cared since it was practically empty anyways.
@@slothlovechunk yes... yes it is indeed. I don't know how many people actually know how ineffective the TSA is though, they think it might be effective, just nowhere near as "impenetrable" as in this skit. In reality we would be just as safe without the TSA than we are with it, not to mention we'd save billions by doing away with it. So while the joke is that the TSA isn't as effective as the sketch jokes about, the amount of enjoyment is directly related to how much or little you know, thats why I said "what makes this even more hilarious"
@@bradd5651 lol yeah exactly machetes have been missed even it's depression to hear actually because even loaded guns have been missed, all sorts of knifes ranging from tiny to the machete I mentioned... I'd rather put the 8.9 billion in funding the TSA gets into NASA... course I'd like to take about 60 billion from our defense spending and give it to NASA too, but thats just me.
Man this is perfect, the dialogue, the accents, the props, the location, even the jokes and puns are perfect.
The accents were horrible.
@@Sam-Ra That why they were perfect
@@sycorez Nothing is perfect.
@@Sam-Ra perfect is perfect!
@@bo4Elite True, but it doesn't make it existent, so my point stands.
Fun fact: The scissor that they're talking about is a reference to the real event of students hi-jack a plane on March 30, 1971, in the Philippines with scissors as one of their weapons.
People get their throat slit with even just a 1 inch blade in prison though. The rule is still silly and arbitrary (arbitrarily based on one single event and deciding to make that the hard and fast rule.) The same event could still happen again with 3 inch scissors just the same.
😂😂😂 the part where he has to interrupt the singing to break the bad news about the laptop idea is the best part
"what's going on over here? what's the situation over here?" lol the execution
"The damage is incalculable" xD i Lost it hahaha
Ahhh yes thank you for reuploading these decade old sketches, brings back some good memories
This is genius. They all played their parts, even those who didn't speak.
"I don't sant to be the barrier of bad news" "Then don't be" "But you are" 😂😂
the phrase is "bearer" of bad news...someone bringing bad news, not a barrier of bad news, which would be the opposite
@@racingsloth5770 This is probably the most professional grammatical correction I've seen from someone in the yt comments.
@@leizero This is probably the most professional gramatical observation I’ve seen from someone in the YT comments
TSA, it's like living in a gated community in Florida.
This is so right.
The rent has to be better than southern CA.
How so? I genuinely want to know. I’ve never lived in a gated community, let alone in one in Florida
@@dr.penguin9412 Not sure how it is in other cities but I live in a large one in Miami and while you have "car trap gates" there is only one armed guard (in FL EVERYONE is packing) and cars go through the exit and people can walk through the gates. Gives the great illusion of safety tho.
@@skyserf Rent is better here in Miami. However, with all of the people moving here from Cali and NY it's driving up the home prices and, by extension, the rent prices.
TSA should play this video during their hiring event or new employee orientation🤣
Boy Key and peele do master the art of satire don’t they. Sheer brilliance.
“I don’t want to be the bearer of bad news, Than don’t be!!!” 😂 🤣
Keegan is the most racially ambiguous person ever.
Vin diesel, pete davidson
Eric Andre ??
@@okaywhatevernevermind he is clearly half black half jewish ala lenny kravitz
Keegan wins
The Rock, hello
The way how the guy said “that’s a perfect plan how did it not work”made me dead cause the man looks so convince that his comrade brilliant plan would work 😂
The comedy of this sketch is INCALCULABLE
Excellent sketch. Bravo. Reminds me a little of George Carlin's bit about airport security only providing the illusion of safety. That was prophetic 30 years ago.
aye
Take it easy...ok don't let CNN get your Head is just a joke..and most Muslims are not bad people
"Exit Door Procedure at 30,000 Feet.. The Illusion of Safety" - Tyler Durden
And yet, has their been a bomb detonation or otherwise hijacking of a commercial airliner during a domestic US flight since 2001?
To be fair, the bottle size restrictions is because a bottle of a certain size (16 oz?)was placed right above the wing/fueltank on an aircraft and exploded midflight killing everyone in the 80s.Alot of the shit they restrict is because someone tried before.
can someone explain the last scene with toothpaste? i dont get the jokes here on why they facepalm it
@@ulyssessait TSA only allow travel size toothpast, thats why he said "They are in our heads" :D
@@kamhaq thanks mate 😅
That one is due to the bottle liquids plot in 2006
I think the point is it’s an arbitrary number. 3.5 vs 3.4, it’s just a number. Just say no liquids at all.
"Khaleel, it's like you've been living in a... here" LMAO
Pure Genius!!!!! I'm dyin' from beginning to end!!! 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Its like you've been living in a ...uhh here"😂🤣🤣🤣
Every single one of these actors are killing it lmfao too funny
Imagine being a hiker and walking up on them filming this lol
I work for the TSA and this makes me feel better about myself
This is nothing short of a stroke of genius!
really?
That's what she said.
Its like you been living... well here. I've seen this skit so many times and its always funny. Best one of Pele and key
@Miles Doyle You be wasting a lot of time writing about you're imaginary friend. Want to here about my imaginary friend Odin? Plenty of writings about him and his family. Guess he has to be real.
@@imnotyourfriendbuddy1883 ive seen this copy pasted on many yt videos, usually ones that have a direct or even remote connection to religion or politics. im not sure wtf they think theyre accomplishing. seems like a pointless exercise but u know religious folk, they'll spam the village with nonsense if they think it'll fulfill their lunatic cause.
@Miles Doyle Imagine being a living, biological spam bot
@@imnotyourfriendbuddy1883 Why must you cause drama dude
@@TuneyDarko Everyone needs something to do while emptying the bowels..
no doubt.... key and peele are master of disguise.....they fit in so perfectly like a natural
Once I brought a cordless drill on the plane with the battery. They said no problem if the drill and battery in separate bags. Then my backpack triggered the xray machine. I had mistakenly left one of those huge multi step core drills in the backpack. They were nice enough to allow me to keep it and not throw it away. So, I got on board a 777 with a fully charged drill and a diamond tipped drill that was probably capable of drilling through the cockpit door.
The face work of the guy in between key & peele is masterful
Yup. Glad you noticed.
Truth. Yup, let's give him a shout😅.
It’s so true “ TSA ACTS LIKE THEY DONT GIVE A FUCK, but they do” 🤣 🤣 🤣
Peele - "I don't want to be the bearer of bad news …." some guy - "Then don't be".
Omg! The accent, body language, the happy song shaking his body 😂😂😂😂😂 everyone on that sketch is so on point!!!! The location is the best of all 😂😂😂 with picture of the man who always hide inside the cave after bombing others! PERFECTO! 👌🏽
These guys are national treasures... dying
This how i feel bout the tsa too when im flying lol. So limited.
@Miles Doyle amen
@Miles Doyle i read that 🤪
As a former TSA employee, I have a special appreciation for this skit
"*sighhh* Yknow what, it's like they're in our heads." Killed me
This was Keegan Michael Key's best performance ! "Are you kidding me, Parvez?" LMFAO
"It's because you've been living in a ...well here..." 😂😂😂LMFAO
The damage is incalculable - 🤣🤣🤣
It was not TSA, but it also happened at airport gate. I was returning home and I was full of food leftovers all over my bags. They allowed me to keep my biker leather jacket, which contain plenty of sharp steel elements, but confiscated a box of butter. Darn it, you know how expensive butter is those days??
What you didn't know, being the Infidel you are, is on that day the Brilliant TSA had bagels delivered, but they forgot the cream cheese. They seized jelly from someone in front of you! They waited for you to bring them butter, and you walked right into their trap!!! Curse those TSA devils!!!
@@smc1942 Ohhh... that would explain why they also kept my full size kitchen knife...
I remember one time I brought a full sized bag of potato chips with me in my carry-on, lol.
I mean i know why they took the food no idea why they didnt stop the other shit
TSA is just the 1st line of defense. We have deployed Karens everywhere. Good Luck.
Yup, they're way scarier and more annoying 🤪.
Its so hard to believe that guy came up with masterpieces like "get out" and "us"😂
THEN DON'T BE! 😂😂😂
America has needed a spoof of the TSA for as long as they've existed. Thank you Key and Peele
South park has an episode on it
Fun Fact. The TSA has NEVER stopped an attack according to the FBI
Funner Fact: No attacks have been attempted because terrorists don't want to wait in security for that long.
Of course not. That's not their job.
The last part " You know what its like they're in our head" 😆😆😆😆
This is the most entartaining show I have ever watched in all my life, I thank you Key and Peele Signed, Slappil
Too freaking funny. When these dudes start dancing and chanting cause they thought they had TSA beat.....😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
“You know what, it’s like they in our heads” 🤣
The toothpaste made me laugh, I actually had TSA confiscate a brand new tube of toothpaste one time, and my sister, cheapskate that she is, made them hold onto it so she could take it home after dropping me off.
How’d your sister get to the TSA screening point? Don’t you have to show a boarding pass before you get that far?
@@SonaTseri You're thinking of gate security.
So they were nice enough to hold onto it for your sister and even let her keep it?! Hard to believe since most people on here are making tsa out to be heartless useless assholes
Yeah they took my new tooth paste when i flew back from Alaska
next time squeeze out half of that tube, roll up the other half and they will allow it.
Jordans’ “kindly interrupting” is so insanely funny
Reminds me of the brawl inside Sydney airport years ago with a group of bikies. They were bashing each other with metal poles used to hold up lane ropes - but thankfully we were all saved from 5 cm scissors and 100 ml bottles of water. Even the media had a field day pointing out how security took their time breaking up the brawl but have 5 guards patting down a elderly lady threatening them with a pair of nail clippers.
This is the genius of . . . Key and Peele!!! You know what, it's like they're in our heads.
This was one of the best skit’s I’ve seen in a very long while lol lmao.
They didn’t even check my bag last time I went😂😂
This is one of the funniest sketches I've seen in a while. Brilliant! TSA is such a joke.
It's like you've been living in the--- here. Brilliant!
Thought I was the only one who got that line 😂
@@muneeryaqub Theres literally no way you COULDNT get that line..
You sef dey here
@@aanuoluwasoetan20 hehehe
"You know, it's like they're in our heads..." 😂😂😂😂
This is now my favorite sketch. 😂😂😂
THIS IS FIN GENIUSES! PART 2 PLEASEEEEEEEE!!!😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
LOL. Still so funny. Brilliant stuff. The acting and delivery is flawless.
"Can I...I sneak in here for a second." IM DONE! LOL
I would not be able to hold it together when Jordan came in with that “Kaaliiiiiiiiif….” The damage is INCCAACALCULABLUL!!
"It's like you are living in a... well here..." Underrated lines 😂
They needed to consider the liquaheed nitro-hajin.
@Miles Doyle tf
I got your “don’t mess with the Zohan” reference. Nice!
@@abhijithss8913 haha I'm Christian and all for testifying but that has got to be the longest YT post I've seen in 16 years.
Awesome sauce. I used to work for TSA. These guys are 100% on point 👌 🤣
Thank you for finally doing a documentary.
Key was fantastic in this skit. "You've got to be kidding me! Are you kidding me!?" 🤣
Well how about 2 people carry 3.4 ounces each. Surely incalculable damage could be wreaked with 6.8 ounces of liquid :D
It could have been done with 7 ounces, but 6.8 won't do!
nono we need multiples of 3.5 , only that way incalculable damage could be wrecked
@@comicsandanimation5531 Darned the TSA. They have thought of everything 😤
the entire joke is that the rules would never stop anyone
@@comicsandanimation5531 The TSA can calculate too. They'll get suspicious if you use multiples of 3.5.
Holy moly, GENIUS!
Oh my god, one time I accidentally brought lotion in my luggage, I even forgot it was in there. They stopped me at security and they asked me something, I couldn't hear them so I took a step closer and they started shouting at me to stand still and shit like I has a gun or something. I had to ask them two times what they wanted me to do and they held up the lotion that was in my luggage. I was so angry, I told them to just toss it. What an overreaction to lotion...
I can’t stop laughing for some reason! This is so damn funny!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂