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This is why America won WW2 because of their World Of Warship memes
Lol, USSR won war, sorry.
@@mikkiter7277 it's a joke
Mikki Ter the Germans had firepower, USSR had manpower. They quite literally used numbers to overwhelm them.
Specialist Feature basically yeah but they can’t just send their men all into a meat grinder to win the war. They won mainly because they encircled the 6th army in Stalingrad in late November of 1942.
@@airracer28, I know.
"My ships on fire" Put some water on that "My ships flodding" Put some fire on that
“I’ll just put this fire with the rest of the fire.”
*EVAPORE IT*
Flodding
Modern problem require modern solutions
Vix
" We lost a squad of Hellcats!" "Did they hit their target?" "Yes, but they did minimal damage" "Then they did not die in vain"
This one’s actually real nice-
I dont get this one pls exlain
@@Pie-ro hellcats is a name of a plane that usually is in aircraft carrier, what theyre saying is the hellcats(the planes)did some damage but not much to the enemies ships but they lost contact of the hellcats but since they do some damage, they will at least be honored
@@Pie-ro at least that's what I think it means
@@normal8999As far as I know basically that.
Heavenly: I don't have the ordinance but I do have the mass... Love Halo Reach.
SOuL HuNTr328 I can believe a DD Captain would say that as they ram a ship while they are sinking
"Solid copy. Hit 'em hard, Boss!"
You’re on your own Noble. Carter out.
SOuL HuNTr328 I just played through reach for the first time so when I got to carters death all I could think of was 11:01 never laughed so hard in my life
Solid copy hitem hard boss
"Whoever said knowledge is power clearly hasn't tried hunting with a 12 gauge shotgun" -Grouse (probably)
Sounds like Grouse
“See ya never son” -grouse and my dad
"Love is strong but 12 gauge go boom" -Grouse or Badger
"Romance is strong and all, but look at this Mossberg pump 12 gauge!" -Probably grouse or Badger
@@ricefarmerwithanak-4760 “Nothing is stronger than love, except an M32 rotary grenade launcher, because fuck you and everyone around you.”
Badger the type of dude to open a window in a submarine cause he wants some fresh air
*water
Fax
@@kagakai7729 woooosh
YaBoyRare wooosh
nah he is the type of dude to just do sponsor videos of the same game 19387163 times
Carrier: gets spotted Current objective: *SURVIVE*
I am listening to the halo reach when I read this
That was such a hard level on legendary
So true
halo reach?
@@curiousquinlan86 ye
*Badger:* "I got the set on fire ribbon heavenly, TEN TIMES." *Atlanta and Harugumo laugh in HE*
Battleship Omi kgv: amateurs
Smolensk: *AMATUERS*
@@gilbertosantos2806 Colbert HE DPM laughs at Smolensk :DD
*laughs in schores*
Isaiah Nesheim laughs in conqueror
Badger: "You know how to swim right?" Physics: *creates whirlpool from sinking ship*
"Whoever said knowledge is power clearly hasn't tried hunting with a 12 gauge shotgun" -Grouse (probably)
"You know how to swim, right?" "Yeah..." "Good, because it's not gonna matter!"
Ah, but this is why you must start swimming _before_ the ship starts to sink!
Badger: these are so fast!! -loses all six planes -does minimal damage Badger: AWWW YEA I HIT 'EM!
Still hit tho
That turned into my motto with the german CV's
@@ziekaiser3873 yeah, the german CV's have the hardest rockets, but on Richthofen when you hit some cruiser with those rockets, you can deal really good damage, like about 20-30k dmg, depends on RNG, still I prefer rockets on my Midway, and the HE bombs (64% setting enemy on fire).
To be fair though, that’s to be expected. Carriers tend to lose planes left right and center
"Self Destruction Is a Personal Victory" -Imperial Japanese Badger
"Ironic" - Sheeve Palpatine
Torpedoes are just seals wrapped up with HE grenades. Edit: PETA was behind design
No with 40mm heat nades
Americans see a seal with frags duck taped to it frantically swimming towards them*
As a great man once said when asked if he was done because his ship was sinking, *grabs SMAW and jumps in an escape boat* “I HAVE YET BEGUN TO FIGHT!”
"Sir, you don't have the firepower." "But I've got the mass."
"You're on your own noble. Carter out." ✈💥🔥🔥
Jackson Winter “Crevice to the east, let’s go”
@@snipeyboi5934 *Crevice* to the East, crust is made with yeast."
WTF WHEN I LIKED YOUR COMMENT I GOT AN RVB AD @@phd9335
PHD9 I see your a man of culture
Japan:Bombs Pearl Harbor. US Navy: Am i a joke to you.
dank doodles
TheFuriouswc Naw more like Japan: *Bombs Pearl Harbor* US: A worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary!
The US Navy: Aight, we gonna have a problem.
Wow this lives through Art13
I have seen you ever whete
"My ships on fire!" Put some water on it... "MY SHIPS FLOODING!!" Oh... It was nice knowing you. "WHAT?!?!"
"CAPTAIN THE SHIP IS ON FIRE" Pour some water over it... "CAPTAIN THE SHIP IS FLOODING" Pour some fire over it...
Just let the ship flood and boom no fire. Now you just have to worry about the flooding.
8:03 "I'm just saying, that I have a very technologically advanced faction that I'm playing with, which is the USA," he says while flying with fricking biplanes
...again, I laugh at you with KMS and IJN.
Hey, a biplane disabled the Bismark, so don't knock them
@@lukedeakin7124 yeah then it too four fucking countries to sink the bitch
Luke Deakin Doesn’t mean much when half my Bismarck players are disabled to begin with
@@blindgamer18 I mean the biplane was the swordfish, legendary for being one of the worst biplanes in existence And the battleship was the bismarck and that’s all i really know about it apart from it being a zombie wunderwaffe in SCP
Pilot: Commander Heavenly, what do I do when I land back on the boat? Heavenly: *Laughing maniacally.
I loved that part
Bro I literally said that out loud
“Heavenly what do I do when I land back on the boat?” “When you what”
Listening to heavenly try to pronounce armaments was my favorite part
Dyslexia is a bitch to deal with
Badger: "You don't have the fire power." Heavenly: "But I got the mass."
Kamikaze!!!
Bombs Rockets Torpedos? *a-10 thunderbolt 2 engine can be heard in the distance growing closer each minute*
*BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT!!!!!!!!!*
*BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT*
*BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT*
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTT
I love what I’ve done
Bismarck: *sees outdated torpedo bombers* Bismarck: *chuckles* I'm in danger
Do you mean the British Swordfish?
Bismarck was a really good ship it just got outnumbered by the brittish royal navy. Same with tirpitz. If it survived and was modernized it would've been a godly ship
Midnight Shield And yet got sunk by outdated, fabric wrapped byplanes... and not to mention they costs not even a fraction of the cost
@@rogerarmy8659 yeah because there were way too many of then for one ship to take out. Bismarck was just as good if not better than Britain and Americas best ships but if you were to put any of brittain or America's ships in the same situation they would've sunk as well
Bootleg Memes lmao
Real talk. Shoutout to the USS Enterprise. The real Mvc (most valuable carrier) during WW2
There are three things in life that will never fail me: Capitalism, The 2nd Amendment, And my DVD copy of Over the Hedge.
yet, they did.
Petko Fuchalksi except they didn’t
@@Mr.President427 nice meme
@@petkofuchalski9809 nuh uh
Include the USS Wyoming xD
Crew member: Captain, our ship is on fire! Badger: Ain't we in the water? It'll take care of itself.
Just remember the acronym BRRRRRRRTT *A-10 Warthog intensifies*
If you hear the shots you weren't the target.
Er.. impact.
Your gun goes pew pew pew, but my gun goes...
Chirpy n Sleepy i understood that Reference
SEND THAT CHUMP TO SOLITARY WHEN HE GETS BACK!
Heavenly's Halo Reach references are on point
"Oh God they're dropping IRS forms via bombs"
Bajr : I nominate heavenly for mvp because he rammed all of his air crafts in to the enemy Heavenly: FOR THE EMPEROR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAA
*Banzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaai*
Did someone say DIE FOR THE EMPEROR!?
*RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Intensifies*
@@greeneyedwolfen9866 get your shovels ready boi.
'I don't have the ordanance but i have mass, you're on your own.' 'Self destruction is a personal victory brother.' I N S P I R A T E D
I'm gonna bite your knees! both ships explode
10:12 literally the funniest part of this video, for me at least haha.
“You’re on your own noble,Carter put.” *huge ass explosion*
* When people hate on Chris Brown * Chris : *still hit tho*
ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
That's a spicy one
OH SNAP
No it’s “still rich tho”
oh my gosh xD
"you're on your own noble... carter out"
I just love how they list all the ways to take out enemy ships in really funny ways.
loads more frequent vids lately. definitely enjoying more bajur
White Lion same BROTHER
Congrats on 69 likes 🅱️👌
@@Haydn8oR i didnt even fuckin notice dayum son
Moar*
You mean MOAR bajur
" You know how to swim, right? Ye- *START SWIMMIN*
Badger: Don’t get spotted as a carrier, you’re squishy and can’t outrun them. Me: *Laughs in Independence*
I also *Laugh in First Carrier Division*
Badger: "A thinking man's action game." MechWarrior: "Bruh."
But World of Warships is actually fun
I dont have the ordinance, but i have the mass. You're on your own Badger...Heavenly out. . . . Why is that oddly badass? Like I'm using that some time!
Have you played Halo: Reach recently?
@@MishraArtificer I knew it sounded familiar! I haven't played it in a while. I watched this video again and when Jello was doing the kamikaze he said the same thing. "Carter out"
@@randocalzonian4756 Rest in peace EVERY CHARACTER IN REACH
Kaelan Ward R.I.P. 6 bro
Kaelan Ward except jun he lived
TheRussianBager: posts more than one video in one week Me: what act of perfection and happiness is this
Oh really cause when i first subbed one video in a month was fucking magical
The US doesnt have the best aicraft carrier. Enterprise: ***angry solo noises***
Enterprise: *Ree's in 20 Battle Stars*
Lucky E
Enterprise: I've survived shit you wouldn't believe
Enterprise: **Angry Owari Da noises**
@@blackstone1a For the forecast today a 70% chance of OWARI DA!!!
Badger: random crit Me: has ptsd flashbacks of tf2
Oof
So did the ship to ship kamikaze around 11:00, and the dialogue after it, remind anyone else of when Carter died in Halo reach?
Glad I wasn’t only one who thought of that as well
Well yes that was the joke
10:24 The Fire Dead Ass looks like a skull I’m also seeing this at 2 in the morning so I could be seeing things
I really appreciate Jello saying “You’re one your own, Noble. Carter out.”
You forgot about the fourth armament *KAMIKAZE*
Donny Weinbuch That’s only available for Japanese Carriers
Glorious Comrade Doggo from MötherLãnd RJ Cota, oh sh__ that’s right
Glorious Comrade Doggo from MötherLãnd RJ Cota it's available?!
Remember: -Bombs -Rockets -Torpedoes Otherwise known as BRRRRRRT
"I drink water from a ditch" my personal favorite quote
9:19 that hurt my soul
“Sets ship on fire and floods it at the same time”? THE FLAMES WERE A MERE DISTRACTION GOOD SIR
I'm disappointed that the irony of American Planes crashing into ships was lost on Badger and the others.
They're not trying to get their sponsorship revoked lmfao
Command our ship is now flooding. Alright general go into the armory real quick. * opens up to see a giant landscape of buckets * * command's eyes go red * Get to scooping boi.
I been watching Expiration Date from TF2 and all I could think about when I read your comment was Soldier saying "Dear God!" at the bucket
Quote of the day: *"HIT 'EM HARD, AND KEEP HITTING!"*
Hit em hard, boss.
"Rear Admiral, you know how to swim right?" Y-yeah? "Start swimming"
Man attempts to throw a tank at the enemy, it was pretty affective.
still hit thou
Pilot: What am i supposed to do when i land back on the boat Heavenly: We don't do that here
Badger must be LOADED after all the sponsors he gets like dahm
5:06 WAS THAT A JOJO'S REFERENCE! It was Hevenly he made a Jojo's reference
I didnt notice it first time
Now I wanna make a world of warships jotaro vs dio meme
@@masonkdodd za warudo of warships
Evan Do alright that’s it I quit I can’t even hope to compete with this man
boii thats a gud 1
using HE instead of AP on a battle ship.... *smacks lips* are you *trying* to lose the *WIN*
also seemed to be turning broadside on to a Battleship. Which we all know Thats a paddalin'
@@233Deadman I was just waiting for him tobe detonated :D
...Anybody who does that when I'm going in with the Tenryu or the Isokaze gets treated to a motherfucking DRIVE-BY.
"The US has the best ships" -grouse "That's 99% bullshit" -russianbadger (I may be wrong)
...Nah, that is 99% bullshit. No one faction has the BEST SHIPS OF EACH TYPE. q
I'd say that the British and German battleships are better then the American battleships. Just sayin.
@@dripnaruto7683 Don't forget the IJN Yamato.
@@dripnaruto7683 Honestly, had the Arizona survived Pearl Harbor, it could've gave the Yamato a run for her money.
Certainly not accurate in wows. *laughs in Russian bias*
7:55 deadass looks like they just took a battleship, stripped everything off it and put a plank on it
10:52 Japanese Captain Holding Tight For His Honor (1945 colorized)
I swear on my timbs badger if you upload this much in a week again YOURGONNAFEELMYWRATH
"Just in case you can't remember remember the acronym" *BBBBBBBRRRRRRRTTTTTT*
*Grouse just drops a torpedo on the front deck* (random dude: *looks up*- -*Randomly spams a pistol at grouse*
I'll be honest, when he said "the thinking man's action game" I heard "the *sinking* man's action game". The memes just make themselves.
7:30 Meanwhile in Japanese plane cockpit Japanese pilot:I'm gonna choose both of the buttons A few minutes later KABOOM
Me: mum our ship is sinking and we are going to die Mum: that's because of that damn phone
Me at 6:43 in the video: “You know Badger gets to much flack sometimes”
Tell Heavenly the best ship to ram crap in is gonna be the HMS Nelson. Purely because he can use his Heal to heal ALL of the ramming damage.
Ships are classified as "her"
@@midnightshield160 Huh I usually do that correctly. that is odd.
What about the HMS Campbeltown?
@@PootVidHere I wish that ship had an actual bonus to ramming dmg knowing how it died.
3:31 That explanation makes torpedos sound way less ethical than they actually are
The enemy ship "It didn't hit us" Badgers magic "Boom"
Soviet Union: throws thousands of soldiers at invading German army, killing millions of there own men Also Soviet Union: 5:53
7:22 fighting for muh life
The fact badger was a marine makes this even better
He was in ROTC but he never actually joined up.
@@Baldwin-iv445 He completed basic and then dropped out to pursue business
@@treynoe4934 Ah. Thanks for the clarification.
"I'm gonna drop a torpedo on deck" yeah...that has a completely different meaning than you think.
4:02 most accurate description of terrorist dropping torpedoes on Navy vessels.
2:35 sir i have bad news good news and bad news the bad news is we are on fire, the good news is the flooding is putting out the fires, the bad news is the ship is flooding!
"By god, Badger has gone mad with power....." *"He turned Clearance into a godamm nuke....."* 3:32
Nobody: Antivaxers: 7:44
i feel bad for heavenly but at the same time find his pain funny
That small Jojo reference made me happier then It should’ve 🤣
I feel that having Battleships up front to tank damage, destroyers on their rear flanks to provide firepower and support, submarines on the far flanks to do reconnaissance and sneak attacks, and aircraft carriers in the far back to provide air support is a viable strategy of placement.
*drops unarmed torpedo on deck* Badger: Am I a JoKe To YoU?
10:30 I played the Benny Hill Theme music when they said play it. It goes well with it.
1:17 A ally has disconected from the match.
10:00 That’s a lotta damage. Need to put some flex tape on that hull breach.
Him saying Carter out brought back some serious feels. RIP Noble team
“You say... ineffective hit... I say... taxpayer dollars” is the best line in this whole video no cap
2:40 now this sound like Australia
1:59 when i talk to somebody
The reach references made me sad remembering the deaths
“If you want to punch a mammoth sized hole the size of a skyscraper” say that again but slowly
“Isolate big, slow targets like cruisers...” Wow. You haven’t met AA speced tier 10s with their Standard Missile-grade firepower...
8:09 See the *USS **_Enterprise_** "The Big E" CV-6*
I remember back when people would accept ramming challenges if the Aircraft Carrier was the last ship left. No one would interfere and if the carrier survived someone else would step in and see if they could ram it to death themselves. Once beat a battleship 2 tiers above me cause I got lucky on the damage received.
Heavenly: 5:10-5:13 Badger: I can’t rocket the shit out of you without getting closer
When your ship is on fire but then suddenly starts flooding. "Okay so decision time do we keep running around screaming "Oh god oh god I'm on fire!" or change to "Oh crap I'm drowning?"