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French: Germans don’t know how to have fun Germans: that last time we had fun the Americans had to save you
True
Spicy
France: "...wait what?" Germans: "HELLYEAHWE'REBRINGINGTHEFUNBACK"
THE SLAP!! I CANT FUCKING BREATH!!!
@@stevemc01 3rd times a charm 😈
Fun fact that could save your life: IF a tornado looks like it isnt moving, its coming toward you.
Fun fact: If the tornado looks like it isn’t moving, Your trial for life has expired
Fun Fact: Superman's dad didn't know this and he lives in Kansas. That's why Clark's an orphan.
Tornados terrify me so now I’m even more scared. Thank fuck I don’t live in tornado alley.
really, this tornado in my area is moving what a coinciden- oh, *OH*
@@RockyPixel if u did you would walk outside as soon as u here a nasty thunderstorm
6:13 "It's against the rules of war to shoot at a paratrooper with a flak gun" *loads tank shell with malicious intent*
Oh but, we aren't in war right now. It's a peacekeeping m
Never said anything about other weapons.
@@DeathDragon1730 welcome to the logic it's not a war crime the first time
@@elijahjarman2837NO it’s time for fun and look what Russia did to ukraine
@@mochiman9524 I'm half quoting zach hazard
6:15 This is partially correct. You can shoot at paratroopers, but not at people who ejected from a plane in distress. They have no intent to engage in combat and therefore it is against the Geneva Convention to shoot at them.
He was jumping out of that su-35 on purpose to shoot us I swear. No I didn't see the flaming backpack that threw him out of the jet.
@@johnwebb7411 c CC CC g vc dad
Geneva convention? I think you meant GENEVA SUGGESTION
thanks sir ghostly
I think thats why all the pilots where found miles away from thier planes in ww2 germans didn't care and they let that shit glide
In Germany we call FIAT "Fehler in allen Teilen" which translates to "Every part is faulty"
the Italians called them Flaming Coffins.
That makes so much sense they call them flaming coffins
In hungary we just call it a piece of shit.
In 'Merica we call it fuckin' pathetic
EmslandballMapping I fucking love it
I feel like War Thunder and World of Tanks are badjur’s divorced parents and they get custody of him every other month, and that’s why he makes videos of them separately
Honestly, but war thunder is the cool dad who makes sense
@@aidand.1713 omfg yes
This comments deserves more likes and a pin from Badger.
It does
damn probably Glory to Badgerstan Above All
Collateral damage, I think that's pronounced "Acceptable Casualties"
No cyanide, just no
You call it "Acceptable Casualties"? I call them "Absolutely unneeded Fucking paperwork on my desk".
You called?
I call them “distractions” and “potentially enemy cover” as I say in battle field, “they can’t hide on the objective, if there is no objective, where’s my bazooka?”
Oh shit ...
6:50 “Deleted, Thanks for playing.” 🤣🤣
FIX. IT. AGAIN. TONY.
Tony is tony
Tony stank
I don't know why that was so damn funny
the fiat 3000 is the light tank from BF1
@@usafa886 It's not. Fiat 3000 was an Italian copy of the Renault FT-17, which is the one seen in BF1. Since the FT was essentially the first conventional tank ever made, after WW1, just about every nation that was watching made copies of it.
2:57 "HANZ, *LOAD ZE ARMOUR PIERCING* " Literally less than a second later "I was just sniped by the Dicker Max... Just like in high school"
DICKER MAX
You guys should try the TOG II or the KV 2, (KV 2 with the 152mm gun and spam HE rounds only) Those 2 tanks, the Terrible 2's.....Just go watch The Mighty Jingles videos on them, he has several.
*ZE DICKER MAX*
@@justat1149 ZE DICKER MAX entered the game The us has nuked the game
Dicker means thickness, so Dicker max basically means “fat tank” Edit: I made this comment as soon as I saw it... I now feel sorta stupid for not watching the rest
I love how Geuce is just terrified by the prospect of a tank that can destroy bunkers! xD
I actually live in Kansas and can confirm, that is in fact, a dust devil.
Did you ever have a barbecue canceled by a tornado?
@@bendrenth441 no the tornado is invited if it wants to come we dont care
I live in the ends of tornado alley(Ohio) and can say Kansas people have the nuts the size of shrek
u have no fear of tornadoes to the point u call it"dust devils" and u have a nice gametag Yuri
Yeah west Texas boi here that's cousin mark he got a little to angry at the last cookout and isn't invited anymore
New American tank has a deep fryer for making KFC at the front lines
When you fry it in the burning corpse of a panzer, it's kaiser fried chicken
Frying and grilling... terrorist cell leaders.
hasfloppyears how much is it for sale
That’s called TFC Tactical Fried Chicken.
British tanks had built in kettles for making tea so it only fair
Badger: Dicker Max KZhead: DEMONOTIZED Badger: **Thinking** Badger: The Richard Max KZhead: Aight you good
The good ol' Richard Max
Richarder Maximilian
THE TRUE POWER OF THZ *DICKER MAX IS UNDERZ ESTIMATZED*
Do you mean THONKING?.........
DEMONISATION BaWGR nani DaT BA 9999999999$ M8
Knock knock Who's there *ve vill ask ze questions*
Show me your papers now
Best line of 2018.
What is the timestamp?
@@alphaarcher4723 1:01
Let me see your papers, herr kommandant.
6:00 Did I hear “death to the MPLA?” *Black Ops 2 Intensifies*
Yep
HURRY MASON
Mason! Target the mortar crews!
Savimbi is such a minor ass character it’s just ridiculous
I heard it!
It’s a war between Gajin and Wargaming of who can pay badger more...
He likes OUR Tanks more! No he likes OUR Planes AND Tanks more! No me! No me! NO ME! NO ME!
honestly I thought they were the same game...
@@jonathanstarz2614 I’m sorry WHAT!!!
@@nikzubyk6396, got a problem with my inability to tell games apart?
Proxy war
On behalf on all italian I might say... FIAT is kinda shit, yeah.
Bertra Im still mad they used the fiat 3000 instead of the unitmobile fiat 2000
You shut your mouth.
Ma Che Ci Fai Qua? xD
Fiat tank or car couse both are shit just sayin (:
there is a FIAT plane
When you're playing artillery and suddenly it says "spotted light tank" 4:08
Grouse is a man after my own heart. A fellow Iowan knows the “meh” factor of some twisters.
I'm from kansas i know, the joke about grilling happens...... I just wear a helmet incase of hail.
Anyone in Tornado ally be like this Source: lives in indiana
As a Kansan we go sit on the porch and watch the storm go by
I live on the east coast in Maryland, so I have yet to see a significant one in person, but we do occasionally get storms strong enough to justify sending out tornado warnings in the area (but I think we've only had them actually form and touch down a handful of times). However, through the magic of the internet, after watching a few dozen tornado compilations and specifically the videos by those tornado chaser guys that keep trying to get their vehicle directly in the path of an active tornado so they can launch their data logging flare thing into it, the bar that the tornado must clear for me to be worried/afraid of it is now probably much closer to the height of a "tornado alley" native's.
TheRussianBadger: I just did 460 damage! Flex Seal: *THAT’S ALOTTA DAMAGE!*
The FV215B 185: *LAUGHS IN 1500 DAMAGE*
How bout a little more
*I SAWED THIS TANK IN HALF!*
Ima keep it Unreal Engine 4 with you Badger. You make your own Rewind, and no matter what you do, it’ll deadass be better than KZhead’s.
DEAD ASS if Badger made one, it be up to par with the pre PC KZhead Rewinds
*D E A D A S S*
@@suhduu3691 why did i read that as pre war
6:02 “Death to the MPLA” guys a god
3:46 like "it was like 300 todders... trying to take down a rock" lol that was hillarious
I actually live in kansas. Totally exactly how Kansas is. Lmao
"This is a grillin' day." I fuckin died. - Fellow Kansan
There are tens of us.
Lmao Zedong
Just moved but they were on point
Tornados passing overhead, I'm out on the front lawn takin a piss
You know what Ford stands for, don’t you Hank? Stands for fix it again, Tony. That’s a FIAT, Dale.
ford means Found on road dead
Fixed Or Repaired Daily
Thank god someone said this. God damn i miss this show
no other names to think of Hulu fam. Binging it for the 7th time
@@BrickedUpp lol i watched it all the time on Adult Swim and then they dropped it. Now i get my fix on comedy central lol
5:24 Every time I watch this video, I lose my shit at "Ze bane of ze allies, Ze Dicker Max, ja."
"Tank Destroyers" You mean every tank in this game?
I love the people animations in skits
Can't wait till Gaijin sponsors Badger to play War Thunder 2 weeks later after it XD
Funny Moments 0:00 Intro 1:00 VE VILL ASK THE QUESTIONS 1:57 Mr. Johnson 6:13 Body Blocking 8:15-8:20 Scotland
Maybe this is just me, but the bit at 8:15-8:20 about Scotland got me 😂
2:50 Hanz load the armor piercing
4:26 IN KOMMT ZE DICKER MAX
That knock knock joke killed me... 🤣
10:55 when that KV-2 popped up and started aiming, I physically winced...
Wait till badger discovers the almost 90% of the soviet heavy tanks were also designed to kill bunkers like the kv2 and every is model after the is122
@@ISB18872 I can't hear you over the Josef Stalin 2
Is that why you're able to destroy bunkers during the tank mission in Call of Duty: World at War? Fun fact: you can destroy the bunkers, yet you can't do even a little damage to the train station.
@@Gamer88334 because the shell needs a certain amount of armour and distance too detonate
+Karl Marx I don't think you got what I was talking about. I was talking about the train station you see at the end of the mission. Because if you could destroy it, imagine how many people could troll you by destroying the train station and causing you to fail the mission over and over. Or how many times you might shoot it on accident because you were trying to kill an enemy tank that was about to kill you, you filthy Communist. Those last 3 words are just a joke, btw.
@@Gamer88334 oh
“Artillery is only effective from 600 yards.” Bert the Avenger takes great offense to that.
5:17 "they're in the ground..."
“Big Thonk” Kills me every time
Low-key just want to get the "FIX IT AGAIN TONY" And an alarm clock
yes
4:47 "Ze n-word max" badger: "yeah."
forkda crab32 I cant Unhear it now
Actually, before nuclear weapons became more common, bunkers were basically just thicc cement houses that protected you from bullets
6:46 skulker didnt even miss a beat
f.i.a.t FIX IT AGAIN TONY😂
yeah that's what he saidd😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Who’s tony
If Italy enters a new war there tanks will be fiats with a Ak-47 strapped to the top
@@AoDahRoh21404 *italians use stale breadsticks as AP rounds*
@@dominicbegay9355 those thinye could destroy an Abrams from the front
6:13 STOP GETTING IN THE WAY MORTAL
The reason that tank that has "7 health" felt invincible is because it is a heavily armored track and you need to target its weak points. That particular task you need to shoot is the TC's hatch or unangled rear armor
5:14 “How does a tank destroy a bunker there in the ground?” WRONG KIND OF BUNKER!!!!!
> When you learn German to make jokes on World Of Tanks
He spoke German in pretty much all his old videos
Shit you rite
He actually took german classes because he was hitting on an asian chick who was in said classes. all his old videos had an outro in german.
@@xmm-cf5eg i really, really miss his old BF4 vids.
Das ist gay
1:00 German officer interrogating Russian spy (remastered and colorized) Wtf why so many likes.
Omega lol
VE VIEL ASK ZE QVESTIONS
He sounds like a Scottish man trying to sound German
It’s Hitler trying to hide in Scotland
The office
Fun fact: The Dicker Max was only able to destroy bunkers due to a manufacturing error that allowed the tank to be slid underneath the door.
sorry, UNDERNEATH THE DOOR? how fat are those doors my man
9:16 that tornado has a lot of balls approaching that Russian tank
Just for those who are interested in the "Dicker Max" name: "Dicker Max" actually means something like "Big Max". "Dick" is the german word for big (sometimes, depending on the context it can also mean "fat") when referring to a person or an object.
so Dick = Big. hmmmmmmmmmm
the german word for "big" is "groß", "dick" only means "fat". I never heard someone telling ANYONE that he got "dick" and meant "big" with it.
Dick is Fat in Germaani
dig bick
Dick is thick, not fat. Fett is fat
0:59 I'm dying
i'm dying too.
no you're not
Wow
KucklePuff you do realize they’re joking, right?
Wow
I’ve watched this video like ten times and “Fix It Again Tony” gets me everytime.
I'm watching this for years later and now I'm thinking back to Russia versus Ukraine at exactly 10:15 "man this is going to age well in 40 years" Man it aged well in only four
Welcome to world of tanks, Choose your starting tank: -Freedom mobiles powered by Mcdonalds Fryer Grease with democratic amour -AUF DEUTCHLAND PANZERS VITH ZE HARDERNED SAUERKRAUT UND SLOPED AMOUR -Gulag tanks powered by Vodka and semechki with stalinium amour(and blessed by stalin himself) -Mobile Tea factories firing tea bags with crumpet armour powered by Darjeeling premium tea and the crew occasionally laughing in British -Sugoi tanks from anime land with thin plot amour crewed by a no retreat balls deep crew and is fuelled by asahi and sake -Paper masche tanks with auto baguette spamming capability and crew going 'Hon hon hon hon' whenever they kill any tanks and also they are fast as fuck boi -Chinese tanks looking a lot like gulag mobiles, has maotsung steel, is blessed by Mao Tze Dong himself and also fueled by the sweat collected in them sweatshops -The guys who founded ikea but don't know squat about making tanks and so they copy the french, until they get their shit together and made actual decent tanks, and is fueled by ikea's drink machines (Edit:I know i forgot the italians, the czechs and the pols, but you can imagine what is the shit posted introduction to those countries)
How do you know it's from hent-I unless... you watch it yourself :o
@@floydbaker2240 if it makes you feel any better someone made a ahegao face from dropout into his youtube profile pic
Hey guys sorry for not being consistent. Episode 3: Damn badger, taking a long time for that Battlefield 4 PDW guide, right? You don't wanna disappoint a fan right?
I’m waiting for a raid shadow legends video where he’s sponsored and actually plays it
"How is a tank supposed to destroy a bunker, it's in the ground" Ever hear of the KV-2?
Badjur ur saying it wrong the toddlers are "acceptable casualties"
vossinator ipga Let me correct you There a *NEEDED CASUALTY*
Badger. Stop. Hitting. The. Same. Spot. *Pulls on glasses* Tanks got different armour values on different spots.
The back or the side? What's your favorite piece?
@@irpsicologiayeducaciongrup8251 I love ramming dem backs
Yes... Dem exposed, thin, unprotected backs... *drools*
Wilhelm Stenvall d
*puts
Hanz... *LOAD ZE ARMOR PIERCING*
5:43, The Housing Crisis HEADASS
Hanz LOAD ZEE ARMOR PIERCING
evilsaint 122 HANS WHERS THY AMMU. VE NEED TO ESRADICATE THIM
I TINK ITS IN ZE DICKER MAX
Hanz get ze FLAMMENWERFER
Hanz get ze shield
Hanz gez ze Lugar
2:19 I too also live in the Bay Area and can confirm the phrase “Hella” is used quite a bit here in yee old bay
7:36 artilleries can turn into tank destroyers when they are waiting for you to turn up near them
2:00 sarcasm at its best
poggers
Frick you
*WEEB DETECTED*
normie 423 nyet badjur
log
Blyat
i really just wanna sit and listen to the real time talk between you and all your friends while playing a game with y'all
@7:54 'im just gonna pull up in this guys soviet bloc'
13 seconds into the video and I'm dying of laughter, badger, you never cease to make me laugh
Dude, next time try the KV-2 a.k.a. Stalin's Communism Launcher With the meme cannon and HE ammo for maximum gulag of course
Yes, my communism launcher is a formidable weapon
what bout the cruiser ii
@@DarnTwine I have many wonderful capitalist destroyer but i have no favorite, i have an equal love for all of them
dude all my tanks a soviet tanks my most powerful tanks at the time are the kv-1 and the t-34
@@sovietdz15 keep going, the sov bias is real lmao
Roses are red Violets are blue I like my comments Cuz not even Badger do
Boojur is best KZheadr
Agreed
Well now you can take this comment down cause he did.
get flexed on
Plz sub
6:19 You eject from your plane in a naval battle and on the deck of a nearby ship you hear "AYO WATCH THIS FADE!!!!!"
Holy crap, I’ve never watched you before and that was amazing. You played with Kryoz so I figured I’d come over. When I was like 13 I played WoT and it’s cool to see people actually playing and making good jokes. so, thank you and ya got another sub.
Hey Badger, Can you do a BF5 video and just have grouse do his thing?
Battlefield V is ok, but I think it's too off the board for Badger to do it, if that makes any sence
@@quartermaster6235 Sorry I have to do this. *Sense
*_D E S T R O Y E D_*
Sjw retards fuck bf5
Jack Hanlon theres Woman in a video game guys the sjws have taken over
Russian badger should have been in youtube rewind
FUCK YEAH!!!!!
+
He shouldn't since the rewind was terrible af
5:03: yes, it has a Maybach. Maybach produced the engines and drivetrains almost exclusively for German armor.
7:35 *CRIES IN WHEELED TANKS*
Are there wheeled lights in tier 6?
@@alert2 yes
''Knock knock'' ''Whos there'' ''*slaps face*'' ''Ve vill ask ze Qvestions!'' Hahahahhahaha Omg thanks for the likes guys Xtra ''Ze great vall of china vill be ours Oh wups were in swedish'' Xtra xtra '' aww dude Are we doing the fiat 3000?'' ''Hell ye were doing the fiat y'know what that stands for doncha spencer *FIX IT AGAIN TONY!''* ''slaps face''
1:00
I remember seeing that in one of the episodes of suits.
Did you watch the video? I couldn’t tell
@@BrickedUpp yes i did and why?
pixies hart because I couldn’t tell
I've actually had a bbq in my garage during a tornado
When badger said that artillery is only from 600m I just remember the time I slapped a light tank that got too close with a HEAT round
1:27 pretty sure that text says T-217 and not T-127
Hell yeah were doing the FIAT you know FIAT stands for don'cha Spencer? F I X I T A G A I N T O N Y
You know what FIAT Stands for dontha Spencer? FIX. IT. AGAIN. TONY.
1:15 Swedish: Den Kinesiska muren kommer att bli vår!
The way he said from a small green geako 😂😂😂
11:29 not gonna lie thats actually really good
This is honestly one one of the funniest videos you’ve made. Was in stitches from start to finish. Love the highly edited way of doing your videos 😂😂😂
I remember when i used to camp at base with artillery look at the enemy base and try to see the muzzle flashes and then i just shot the artillery without them being spotted
8:42 and not only will they come through it, they'll also do it cheaper with the most casualties.
What abaut afew farmers on skees #wintterwar
Like not even joking badger has a really good German accent
Fix It Again Tony
🛠
As an italian this joke made the rest of the clip worthless... ... 'cause i couldn't follow it by my laughs XD
BUTZ THEZ ENEMY TANK IS THY *DICKER MAX*
You need to experience the KV-2
I wish he could have experienced it back before it got tier nerfed.
@@Haargeroya or the FV304 before it ate too much McDonald's
As someone from Kansas I can confirm we do be watching from a dangerously safe position.
3:36 no fucking joke, i was drinking some sparkling water blood orange when this happened and i actually almost chocked, im dead serious.
>Notices your *heavy artillery* Owo don't hurt me plz
UwU this is why I like small pps #smallppgang
Hans, GET ZE LUGER!
Santino Loffredo Hanz. Load ze armour piercing!
Quickly Hanz man ze anti air missiles
HANZ GET ZE MUSTARD GAS
Digby! Get the Stuart!
"Ve vill ask ze questions" I don't know why but I was half asleep and I hear "Viva Las Vegas"
My friends dad's car keep messing up and his dad's friend is named Tony so Fiat is very very common for me to hear XD 0:07
You know what FIAT Stands for dontha Spencer? FIX. IT. AGAIN. TONY.
I love badger he and his friends are hilarious
After 15k hours over 6 years. there is still new stuff to learn, dis makes it funnier. Thanks Badger :)
5:15 Looks at KV-2. "So come on, tell me, how do you do it?"
like War Thunder, but you have to download 3 separate games
so true xDDDD
and more tanks, heli's, planes and for now some boats but everything is better in wt
Minifridge and they are much worse
And you are still missing helos
HP bars on vehicles. 'nuff said