A detailed guide on beating the college of winterhold quest on skyrim without using any magic.
Done on the most recent version of Elder Scrolls V : Skyrim special edition. No mods were used.
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Some guy: So archmage, what's your favourite school of magic? Any favourite spells? Archmage: what the fuck is a spell
Bucketmancy!
Archmage: *Sitting barely dressed with Bloodskul Blade upon his back, Spellbringer the shield at his side, and the Ring Namira on his finger* "Artifacts"
My favorite spell to cast is FIST!
Dat nords
@@kingofthering24 sounds exactly like the manga mashle where the main guy is in a magic school but he doesn't have magic and is just extremely strong lol
I guess the real magic was the friends we slayed along the way.
Haha you funny man yes
Haha you funny man yes
@@darthnahte6787 Haha you funny man yes
@@eX1st4132 indeed yesssss
@@darthnahte6787 Is this a meme?
“Good thing I’m not a filthy mage” -arch mage
Arch arch
It's the Mustrum Ridcully method
I cast, BUCKET!
And my inspiration is Miss Trunchbull, a truly wonderful teacher that lady was - arch mage probably -from the movie Matilda-
I mean, yeah, he probably takes baths regularly, so he is a clean mage.
Not required: spells Required: fraud, assault, murder, theft, tresspassing, cannibalism, public indecency
... and lollygagging.
Like a true nord.
Public indecency wasn't actually required, Ymfah's just freaky like that.
@@wadespencer3623 It Is required because I said so!
You call it public indecency, ymfah calls it fashion.
How to Beat the College of Winterhold without Magic: 1. Cannibalism 2. Bucket
Bucket is love, bucket is life.
3. Being naked
@@joebenzz Except for some steel boots and bracers. He's not a barbarian
Yes, yes I am.
Bucket = 42 on Nirn.
“What school of magic do you favour?” “...Bucket”
And the occasional beam sword
Sounds like a kfc ad
"...Care to demonstrate?"
"...Dear god"
....there’s more
I love how even though it's just "No magic" He still refused to like level up or get good armor or absolutely anything.
The adventures of naked man
True nord
Classic ymfah
He’s on Adept so it levels out
Fassion over stats
Imagine being in Paratus' shoes: Your friends are dead, this stranger leads the way to the orb room, gives you a deadly glare when you suggest only Ice can focus the lense, runs out and disappears for 3 straight days, returns with an Ice mage to have her focus it and then murders her in front of you. This is the biggest "I cheated the entry exam so I could eat lunch for free in the college's cafeteria" case of Tamriel.
And then he kills paratus too lol
@@ayant138 yeah well that's what you're supposed to do every time, isn't it?
@@ThePastaBolognese he deserves it tbh
@@ayant138 I honestly never considered killing him. Or that he could die. Who is and isn't essential in this game seems to be largely random.
@@kirbwarriork3371 Inner members of the Circle in the companions? Naaaaah. Some random racist beggar on the streets of Windhelm? _PROTECT AT ALL COSTS._
"I'm no mage! I just fly around on a bucket, pass through walls, and heal my wounds by eating human flesh!"
Um...sir this is Wendy's
This is the kind of shit i expect in DnD
The greatest weapon is not magic,faith it is the bucket
so ''i'm no mage, just an interdimensional cannibal''
...So a demon?
Morokei: "My staff will ensure you cannot cast any spell. You have lost wiza- why are you laughing."
i am 4th parallel universe ahead of you.
The name “Parry Hotter” is so perfect for darksouls
Getting hotter
Listen here -Hagrid- Morokei you fat oaf! I’m not a *_fucking_* wizard!
Parry this you fucking wizard
alternate title, a naked barbarian breaks into hogwarts and replaces dumbledore in 3 days
sounds like a dnd campaign
333 likes. Niceu
This actually was a dnd campaign when we were all drunk
" you're a lizard harry"
"This is a bucket" "Dear God" "There's more"
No
"it contains the dying wish of every mage here."
@@mafic3351 Dear God
"Noo"
noo
"Well, after the unfortunate incident that just occurred, I guess it's best if we just move on." I can't believe they voiced that. I can't believe they anticipated one of the students getting murdered in cold blood during class.
bethesda knows its players
-It probably was more in depth teaching the player about wards and how your magic gets blocked but if the npc screwed up and you killed them well OOPS- But honestly thats just a guess The college had a lot cut for it, thats why most of the city is missing, no not because lore because of time Skyrim was rushed to reach its release date
Well the college does get attacked by dragons quite a bit so maybe if one of them dies in a dragon attack the quest will just skip forward
So i looked into it more and found old developer messages (like the messages you get for your character in the top left, but they would be messages for whats meant to happen before they programed it Like before the dragon priest fight they have a message that pops up saying dragon priest fight here for now pick up the staff off the ground, these are disabled and unused by default, someone left them in apparently) tolfdir was always ment to throw a spell at you and as far as i know you never throw spells at some npc How ever if one of the actors dies it fails to quest So tolfdir skips it So Bethesda just programmed it that way Also all the npcs in the ward quest have speaking lines and quest markers (where to stand and walk to) that would soft lock the scene So its more or less a failure state so the game can continue even if your a random npc killer Or if the npcs some how died before the lesson quest (unlikely as they never leave that room until after the quest and first spawn in that room)
I guess it's Bethesda planned to make some variety that the lecture end up killing one of the student but cut it.
"I'm not a wizard" Enters college via flying on a bucket like heckin baba yaga
Nicronos ok
Seems legit to me.
@Ícaro Thomás *eats Baba Yaga to get powers* UWU nom nom
Вы говорите про Бабу Ягу, но вы делаете это не на русском языке...
You slavic or russian? Few people in the west know of Baba Yaga.
That zoom in whenever the words 'magic' and 'spells' are used is pure gold. Kills me every time
It's like he has an abject revulsion when hearing those words himself.
It's magic, i laugh everytime too ! wait
@@RandomInternetStranger nah he's a god in mortal flesh.
_it should be safe_
Almost like the spongebob "Chocolate" thing.
I like how you only actually need 3 base level spells to beat this questline so even if you aren't as cool as ymfah it's still a meme when they appoint you archmage.
Every part of skyrim is an oversimplified meme lmao, the thieves guild guy you first have to plant something for, literally just shrugs and invites you anyway if you don't even do it lol
@@thehoerscorral8565 it's all so badly written, it's an embarrasment compared to morrowind, same with fallout 4 and fallout 1/2/new vegas
@@inigo137 Skyrim and Oblivion are bad compared to Morrowind? So is Fallout 4 compared to Fallout 1, 2, and New Vegas?
@@johnlucas2838 from a writing stand point? Yes
@@inigo137 Yeah, it's kinda strange that they even bothered to add so much shit like all the books in Skyrim (even though there's way less and they're shorter than all the books in Morrowind/Oblivion) when the game doesn't require you to read literally anything except to 'literally open the first page and the book is entirely read xd'... Why make this big huge world, just like Fallout 4, and then have it be empty and so few quests except for everyone's favorite random generated shit tier repeatable quests...........
Damn, why J. K. Rolling remove this chapter from the novel
It wasn’t shilling hard enough so she had no reason to keep it.
@@myfellowsonicfans7131 it wasn't gay enough
Cuz the Psijic Order was HoMOphObiC
Edg3_3 ok
Cos nords are too white
"I present you, the dragonborn. Slayer of Alduin" "Didn't kill him" "Oh... Uh... Listener of the Dark Brotherhood" "Oh yeah didn't kill anyone for that either" "Right... Master of Thieves Guild" "Sorry but stealing is against my (Very flexible) moral code" "Archmage of the College of Winterh-" "Sorry but I don't do magic"
"UGH! Next your going to tell me you became the Harbinger of the Companions without using weapons at all!"
@@nickkelley9139 "What's a weapon?"
@@nickkelley9139 without becoming a werewolf*
"survivor of helgen?" "that was my brother"
"So what CAN you do?" "You got a bucket?"
8:47 "Nobody here now." - J'zargo, by far the most badass student of the College of Winterhold, after putting one of his classmates in the ground MMA-style
I swear he said "Nobody will know" as in, the cat killed a Nord and acted oblivious to it. Lol
"You can't just stab people and call it a magical spell!" "Hey, if it works."
The best magic user is the punch wizard. The second best magic user is the gun mage.
It just works.
"NOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST STAB PEOPLE AND CALL IT MAGIC!!" "haha sword go brrrr"
Man, someone died, guess we'll skip learning this PROTECTIVE magic
Fluffy Fluff ok
Wards don’t protect against physical attacks.
@@FletcherCat no thats spells like stoneflesh
@@YessaTNM Wards also add armor points when casting them
@@firzen4829 only with mods
"All new students must show SOME degree of skill with magic." *enters college via flying on a bucket* "...welcome, apprentice."
*master
@@FunkBastid grandmaster*
Archmage*
*Mage who does spells
But I'm just Harry!
Morokei: "HA, ALL YOUR MAGICKA IS DRAINED BY MY ELETRICITY SPELLS!" ymfah:"whats an magicka?"
Th e Dragonborn does, in fact, have the ability to fly like a Dov. Unfortunately, the head injury they suffered in that imperial ambush made it so they have to trick themselves into believing they broke reality to do so.
a desperate lore interpretation won't save you from sheo- I mean ymfah insanity !
Yeah nice try Todd Howard.
@@dovhadark7108 you seriously can't tell me that ymfah is not the estranged son of the deadric prince of madness, it makes too much sense
@@xx_isabel_the_wolf_xx3869 I don't know what you mean, and I certainly was not hinting at it in my first comment no, not at all...move along citizen
@@dovhadark7108 yeah no lollygagin wink wink nudge nudge
College: "You must cast a spell on order to enter." ymfah: " I cast F I S T "
*knocks teacher out*
Benjamin Lambert Could it possibly be a reference to the Emperor’s speech device?
Brick would be proud
I PUNCH THE INITIATIVE
I punch it.
New student joins the college of winter hold. Brutally murders a student and runs around with a foreign laser blade. Never showed any magical aptitude and actually lots of loathing for mages. "Found our new archmage"
But... He flied on a fucking bucket!
You just described the Unseen University :)
Gilthrey Blaunce kzhead.info/sun/ZLppnM-gbnaqamg/bejne.html
And got others to do his work for him
Sounds like a Telvanni.
Ymfah: Adamantly swears he is not a wizard Also ymfah: levitates 150m in the air using a wooden bucket
That's Morrowind magic, not Skyrim magic.
Oblivion: "So im going to need you to get recommendations from all the major guild halls before you enter the collage" Skyrim: "I dunno, could you just like cast a spell and then you're good"
Morrowind: You can say the word yes, this is exactly the kind of attitude we need
To be fair, you don’t actually need to be a mage to join the Mages’ Guild in Oblivion, either. You just need to be good at running errands
@@DragonWinter36 yeah, that's accurate
I mean, they’re hurting for mages. They’ll take just about anyone as long as they’ve got some magical ability. This ain’t Cyrodil.
@@thomasschmelzer7676 They aren't hurting for mages it's just that mages and magic in general aren't trusted in Skyrim. Faralda straight up tells you that's why she blocking you for entering the college.
ymfah: How to Beat the College of Winterhold without Magic Also ymfah: *flies on bucket*
Classic
And people cried about levitation spell not existing in skyrim. Shame.
it's not magic if it's exploitation of physics, clearly
TAmari seems legit
Anti Qwist ok
One day this man will beat skyrim without skyrim
*Laughs In Todd Howard*
so uhhh Oblivion
I t j u s t w o r k s
And he'll crash paper Mario without paper Mario
How to beat Skyrim without owning the game
That one bucket outside Solitude is the true hero of Skyrim.
One thing that always bugged me about the mage college questline is how the main dungeon punishes the play style it's supposed to promote
The minute I figured out both saarthal and labyrinthian were just easier with a bow... To beat labyrinthian with magic I had to restoration loop myself to like 3000 magicka with 1000% regen and then I just flame walled my way through most of it while sneaking, which is actually a lot of fun.
Unless you get 100% cost reduction from enchanting
@@Skullhawk13I did that for unrelated reasons, so I thought it was hilarious that I was spamming fireball with no magica
@@RevanReborn3950BBY spamming fireball is fun no matter what. 🔥💥
level your enchanting. also you can unlock the quest to get dawnbreaker relatively early which lets you melt the draugr in the final dungeon easy
"we wont be using magic" literally first thing he does is rediscover the long lost levitation spell
seelcudoom1 The game says it is not So therefore, It never really existed...
@@yazidefirenze iT JUsT wOrkS
Indeed, IT JUST WORKS
Its less magic and more the re-utilization of a forgotten man-made transport. You think "kicking the bucket" means death dont you? You fool...
**breaks time and space using wooden buckets and bowls** I T J U S T W O R K S
11:35 TFW you're the first person to speak with a member of the Psijic order in millenia, and the first thing he does is kinkshame you.
Ridiculous
HAVE YOU NO SHAME?!
@@cornbreadloverrrWHAT
"You wouldn't attack an old man *again,* would you?" Well, that explains why Tolfdir gets upset looking at the new archmage. This isn't the first time the guy has beaten him up.
i don't know how many times i've watched this, but urag saying "i don't want to see you treating any of these books poorly" and then immediately cutting to the dragonborn stabbing some books absolutely kills me every time
-You beat the College of Winterhold without Magic? -Yes. -What did it cost? -Illia.
He murdered 3 waifus total. Why are we still here? Just to suffer?
freakin' waifu sluts everywhere... just turn Cicero and Miraak into one!
Miner Moleman Someone already did that on PC with for the both of them though mods look it up.
"What kind Of magic do you use?" "B U C K E T"
Dear god...
"...And a big sword!"
buh-ket
The Raider D E A R G O D
You may have seen a BUCKET But you've never seen me fuck it!
the funniest thing about this challenge to me is that this is literally the only way to make these puzzles interesting. in the original game, the puzzles were "shoot this door with your magic" and "shoot this crystal with your magic" and "shoot this guy with your magic" but now they're actually good challenges.
“I’m not a wizard.” *proceeds to break the laws of physics and collect magical artifacts capable of destroying entire villages*
That profile pic tho
Next up: how to beat the companions without becoming a furry
;(
Dom Reed what if you already were
if i could get jacked like a werewolf that easily i might genuinely consider becoming a furry
How to beat the companions without doing a single honourable deed
Too late.
"I'm not a wizard!" *walks through walls and levitates on a bucket* "I swear!"
*murders a person in broad daylight* “Unfortunate incident” 🤨
10:51 just for everyone who hasn't experienced that part, that's not Sparks. That's an enemy that uses LIGHTNING STORM. A master level destruction spell. It will demolish you at most levels
Laughs in Breton special ability + artronach stone
No, that's, at best, Thunderbolt. Lightning Storm is a constant stream whereas that's just a bolt, a powerful one mind you :/
@@MistaShadowmannope, Zahkriisos (and Miraak) have their own unique variant of Lightning Storm spell that can be cast instantly with one hand, it behaves similarly to Thunderbolt but the coding is tied to Lightning Storm spell, you can get this spell by console commands only
Oh, don't worry. I've experienced that part about 57 times
Ah yes, Archmage Yamfah, killed a fellow pupil to skip class. We don't talk about it.
Poor Brelyna. She was a telvanni too, the only one with a real future...
"How to beat Skyrim without magic" *proceeds to walk through walls and fly using a magic bucket*
What do you mean, That's all normal Nord Behaviour
and only done with a DLC
@@thewolfPrince It is true Chim. He has ascended
I T J U S T W O R K S
my a kajhit: THEN EXPLANE HOW I RAN THROUGH A LOCKED DOOR WITH A BUCKET
"You're that mage from the college, walked right in there with a Warhammer and no magic, and still becoming an archmage, you have my respects bro"
"You just have to use a simple spell to enter our college" "HELL NO, I rather use my reality mending powers and fly in with a bucket instead!"
Game: Has questline specifically designed for use of one feature Ymfah: how about *N O*
Apart from a few set pieces solvable with Novice-tier spells, it's almost designed against the use of magic, what with all the magicka drain in the Labyrinthian.
Duck song flashbacks
You literally need to use basic magic -twice- *EDIT: 5 times!* the entire questline (The Ward at the beginning, and the casted spell in the first dungeon, *EDIT: frost spell on the crystal, the flames spell and the frost spell in labrinthian,* and I don't consider pointing a magic stick "skill in magic"). I always play the same character (Same name, scrawny young orange Khajiit, same build)(Yes I understand how stupid that is). Mostly Melee, some archery, and a little teeny bit of restoration magic (heal and healing hands). And they're just like "Bang, Archmage" despite the fact that no one with any actual magic skill (or brainpower) would call me a "mage" I now play with "Immersive College of Winterhold," which makes lots of improvements (mostly architectural), one of which is telling Tolfdir to become archmage instead, because FLIPPING DUH. "I'm a wott?" "I'm not a wizard, -Hagrid- *Tolfdir,* I'm just -Harry- *hairy"* are exactly my thoughts.
Alternate title: That time I became a cannibal to prevent becoming anything so much as resembling a mage.
Sounds like an Isekai anime title
RDeathmark As a true Nord should ;)
Nothing innately wrong with canibalism🤷♂️🤣
@@monkeymanwasd1239 by implication there's something inherently wrong with being a mage?
@@RDeathmark if a mage is so incompetent that they dont learn any healing magic to get buff faster then its a bad thing, a simple labourer can often do more work in skyrim than a mage according to the magic that was used. I used to use a fair amount of magic when i played skyrim so i can see the utility of it but i can see a magic sword dude using consumables being something more worthwhile.
You can break the door in Saarthal with any enchanted weapon. Doesn't need to be the Bloodskaal blade. I've done it with a sword of flames, for instance. Generally easy loot to find. I imagine Fire and Ice enchanted weapons can also handle the doors in Labrynthian.
Ancano has a brief moment of vulnerability right as the final battle with him begins, before he becomes intangible. If you attack and kill him at this very moment, he can be stopped without having to use the Staff of Magnus. Of course, it's gonna be difficult to pull off, but I'm sure you can do it!
- How this naked nord became an Archmage? He doesn't know any magic spell !!! - He had flown to collegium on a bucket. - Well..Fair enough.. Thanks for this plenty of likes. Blessings of Akatosh upon you!!! 🙏
Is it a bird? Is it an airplane? *Is that a fucking nord on a bucket?*
@@gManGabe Did you say "nerd"?
Archmage by the art of flying on a bucket dunno about you but it sounds pretty archmagicky to me
Old Sweaterhand Nord, he means the race of the character being played as in the video is a Nord. Known for not being proficient at magic.
@@nanhty8321 I was making a Metal Gear reference... Guess it was too obscure.
The self imposed “no armor” probably didn’t help much
Would have not been maximum silliness with armor tho
Some of the later quests might have been a bit easier with the ward shield that blocks magic, but then we wouldn't have gotten all the death compilations
Stay true the the was of the roleplay
Ow my Bones It’s in the name Role Playing Game (RPG). We don’t need stinking armor, I use Stormcloak cuirass at the beginning at the game even tho there’s better armor.
well, he did wear heavy imperial steel gauntlets and boots though...
Today in Guild Swap, we're getting a Warrior Lad and placing him in with MAGES!
I love that in Skyrim, you can literally do the equivalent of "picking yourself up by your bootstraps" with a bucket lmao
>trap that uses flames, fireball >has difficulty against it >completely forgot about his spellbreaker nice
biggiOS ok
Noxar No, Tolfdir force teaches you the spell. Spellbreaker on its own does nothing, but if you dont know a ward, Tolfdir makes you know a ward Edit: this is why he had to kill the woman
biggiOS he reset the save because he learned 1 spell. So he doesnt have spellbreaker anymore, he’d have to do it again
@@SaphemanPlus Not relevant, he couldve gone 1 autosave back and had spellbreaker without the spell
bet you use 4chan, huh.
I like how he goes from murdering his classmate because he's unwilling to do his exercise to being the principal
Not to mention the fucking Battlefield music along with it, had me dying
How do you think Gandalf became president of Hogwarts?
I'm pretty sure you can also use fire/frost enchanted weapons for the magic doors in labyrinthian instead of becoming a cannibal, I used a chaos enchanted bow and it worked for me after a few shots
I feel so stupid, I'm just now realizing in the song he says 50% pain. I always thought he said 15% and I was thinking the numbers didn't even add up
Ah, I see you are a *Muscle Wizard* of culture as well.
My favorite spell from that branch is "Just fucking stab the Bitch"
*Musclemancer*
*muscle wiz
*Myofibril Magician*
Velstro ok
'After the unfortunate incident that occurred, I think it's best if we just move on.' - Tolfdir. Body's still warm, good grief!
Absolute savage lmao
JUST FUCKING KILL THEM!
The Incense (and Iron) joke... Too good, that deserves a like.
Harry after going through all of Hogwarts without learning any spells. "Voldemort! I'm gonna defeat you using the power of friendship....and this gun I found."
"Archmage, show these newcomers some spells" "Er... what are spells?"
"He means your Flying Bucket Trick, your Powerful ness"
"BRING ME MY BOUL"
"who do you think i am? some kind of filthy mage?"
Student: So, how did you pass the entrance test? I cast a very powerful ward. Me: I flew in on a bucket Student: ...
*I T J U S T W O R K S*
I mean, good luck convincing them that flying on a bucket *isn't* magic
You mean flying on a bucket *isn't* normal physics?
TBH from the student's perspective you must have high enchanting ability to be able to literally fly using only a bucket(Its like a flying carpet but derpier).
God, I miss levitation.
This man is the greatest mage the world has ever seen, he literally rode a bucket into the sky. You ask me no one is actually more suited to being the Archmage
With that kinda outside-the-box thinking, you deserve to be college of something
Honestly, a Nord that vehemently chooses not to learn magic himself but respects it and the practice of it enough to act as a sort of "warrior leader" of the college sounds kinda neat.
Considering how the Nords of Skyrim feel about magic, I feel that would go a long way towards improving the College's relations with the rest of the province. A learned warrior who understands magic, one trusted by the people, keeping an eye on the college to make sure that things are above board would do a lot to putting peoples' hearts and minds at ease. Furthermore, if they're well-known enough, they could even dispatch the Arch"mage" and students on things like attacking bandit camps to give the students live experience in the field while also ensuring they have a veteran hero on hand to prevent things from getting too hairy.
"I'm a scholar of magic. I'm just not so great at the "casting" thing."
@@dianabarnett6886 "I myself am more of a thinker, I don't read so well."
@@Ranylyn A trusted nord that slaps around their followers and murders a student. k.
@@dianabarnett6886 I mean a lot of scientific institutes are run by people without academic background in the field of research the institute works with but often come from economic backgrounds
"Wait, so how did the archmage get away from those frost atronachs?" "Sea turtles, mate."
🤣🤣🤣 very few will understand
@@cyber1ifeconnor literally no one understands
@@Oyasumi05 go watch pirates of the caribbean
John Doe I understood the joke
@@cyber1ifeconnor I mean almost everyone watched pirates of the Caribbean or am I wrong?
And so goes the legend of the new Arch-Mage of Winterhold, who was so powerful he introduced a whole new school of magic to the esteemed scholars: bucket flying
Let's be honest- you watching this not for the first time
Yes
Please make "How to Beat the bard college without singing" next wait
Do how to complete alduins quest without shouting
Just use autotune
@@overlorddoge1952 lmao
How to beat Bard's College without talking
I wish you actually could play instruments and sing after becoming a bard.
- in front of dead body you killed hours ago- "After the *unfortunate incident* that occured I think it's best we move on"
"I'm not a Mage, Tolfir, I'm just ymfah!" "Listen here, Tolfir, you old fool! I'm not a F***ING MAGE!"
Wizard: What is your favorite spell, Archmage? My Orc Berserker: Hammer smash face.
Taking the atronach stone causes the staff of Magnus to recharge your magicka instead of draining it, due to the stone giving you a 50% absorption rating. Because the staff is a constant attack, it has a 50% chance every second it's used on you, making the staff useless against your mage or non-mage dragonborn.
"You have no power here."
(Me with 1300% reduced destruction magic cost) *laughs is fortify restoration*
@@RevanReborn3950BBY I always use that glitch to get infinite magic. I mean why be limited to one class?
@@kyliemoore9013 I redid my setup, so now it’s all magic classes, plus health, stamina, and carry weight
@@RevanReborn3950BBY if you have health, I highly recommend you add health regeneration too. If your hp goes too high and you remove the enchanted item, these is a chance you'll instantly die. This can happen when you're still in the positive numbers😅.
The transition from walking towards Hod with an axe and chopping wood made me laugh harder than I have in a while
You could also make it into the college by saying you’re Dragonborn during the main quest after doing Septimus’ quest and then going to Faralda.
These ymfah videos have taught me many things, but also how damn stacked the human male player model is in Skyrim. Those vegetable soup gains must be insane!
Breaking News: Naked man claims he’s a wizard. Flys on bucket.
Local naked nord becomes Archmage by the art of riding on a magic bucket
Florida Man flies to college on bucket
he claims he is not a wizard, thats the whole joke XD
@@TheMaro555 Eh? It could be argued that the whole joke is that he is called a wizard, even though he is purposefully trying to not be a wizard.
"I shall not use magic in this game" *starts flying in a bucket and teleporting through walls* Huh. Must have been the wind...
The bucket is simple physics not magic, Nords were well known for their grasp on advanced physics obviously.
@@420mralucard and teleport aswell
Alteration and mysticism ftw
this is my favorite skyrim video ymfah’s done, just because of how much comedic timing went into the editing. it must’ve taken so much work, but it was SO worth it examples: 1:14, 3:36, 6:00, 10:52, 19:02, 21:01
Kids these days have it so easy. Back in my day, we rode BUCKETS to get to school.
"Are you at all familar with magic?" Me: "uhhhh i floated my way up here on a bucket.... Does that count as magic???"
The Best kind of magic. PHYSICS EXPLOITS!!!
Todd Howard, presenting TES VI: This is a bucket Audience: Dear god...
Terr0byte Play Howard: “There’s more.” Audience: “*NO*”
@@mackenziesigmon898 *faints*
@@mackenziesigmon898 Speedrunners: YES
This is one of my favorites. Just the solutions you come up with and the efforts you have to make, told as a story of trial and error.
Tolfdir: is supposed to be the smartest mage in the college. Also Tolfdir every 2 seconds: “I don’t know!”
Neloth: what sort of magic have learned? Dragonborn: bucket levitation
Neloth : Dear God...
@@ra_alf9467 there's more!
No
4:49 “... Wish to commune with him, we’ll need incense *AND IRON*”
...is he coming back to his senses?
He's getting it in where the ad-bots won't get him!
RIGHT OVER THE RED, ALL YOU CAN GET, INCENSE AND IRON
YESSSSSSSSSSS
LOOOOL didnt notice i love powerwolf cuz of ymfah
_"Using ice on a nord, that's cute."_
To those who don’t know, you can actually steer the flying buckets a little by slowly looking around as you fly, so long as you keep your reticle mostly down to the bucket. It moves a bit awkwardly and takes a bit of practice, but it can be done!
"I am not a wizard, ffs!" Flies away on a bucket.
Noone: Ymfah: "MY STANDO [PRIME BETHESDA], BYPASSES ALL QUEST REQUIREMENTS"
It just works.
4:49 we will need the incens Powerwolf : "AND IRON" 😂😂
I must have seen all of these skyrim videos 10x over they’re so satisfying
Minor inconvienience happens Ymfah: Thats IT IM GETTING ME BUCKET
This is 10% PAIN 20% PAIN 15% concentrated power and PAIN 5% PAIN 50% PAIN And a 100% reason to remember the PAIN
and 0% magic
@Flamm Able no gain - no gain
These videos are so good I go back and rewatch all of them every few months. You gotta be real good at making videos to give them replay value.
during 9:48 - 9:58 i genuinely thought my headphones broke.