A detailed guide on beating Skyrim without pressing WASD/Left stick.
All footage recorded on the most recent version of Skyrim: Special Edition.
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[More info on load warping]
Load warps can only be done with "warp zones", transitional areas that don't require player input. Typical doors in Skyrim require you to press [activate]. The door in Helgen is an exception. When the tutorial quest is active the "door" is replaced with a warp zone since you cannot activate anything with your hands bound.
The unbound method used in the chain load warp segment is called a "false unbound". As the name may suggest the unbound status is not complete. You will not be able to wait if you become false unbound. You can fix this by becoming a vampire lord/werewolf.
Did you think you could get away? Discussion thread : www.reddit.com/r/ymfah/comments/m1x28t/thread_how_to_beat_skyrim_without_walking/? Music playlist (if the one in the description doesn't work): bit.ly/2PNJpmI
Thank you, thank you for doing this videos, they bring so much joy to my life!
Дароу
I just noticed today i didn’t have the bell on your channel and here you go
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Hello there!
"You were trying to cross the border?" "No I literally can't move"
"Haha, just kidding. Unless...?"
He could tho, the lore says that he got crippled when being captured
"Someone put me there, believe me"
Trying being the key word
"No, I was trying to fly over it. What do you think the bucket is for?"
"Being over encumbered makes you faster." *It just works*
yeah. its weird
Classic Todd
I mean it does increase my working speed when I am over-encumbered with lots of homework and assignments
God bless you Todd Howard
that's why I went to mcdonald's today
As ridiculous as this may seem, this is the most lore accurate Dragonborn character I’ve ever seen. To have achieved such mastery over the voice that you only move only using the Thu’um and to have followed in Tiber Septim’s footsteps by using the power of Chim to reshape your character’s past to get out of Helgen…it is a thing of beauty.
Tiber septim's F O O T S T E P S ? ? ?
wait no that's such a good interpretation of CHIM wtf. several existences in different worlds that are the same converging on one point in destiny... shits like the Time Knife
@@feartheb33k33p3rexcept the time knife ain’t nearly as powerful as CHIM.
@@weskintime4177What does CHIM mean?
@@laigen0110CHIM is a mindset that basically allows you to achieve apotheosis.
The plot twists just got better and better
It’s you And you’re pretty late by KZhead time
What is the lore of this video?
@@jackelp5504 well the Dragonborn was so powerful that Todd the godd Howard had to nerf him by removing his ability to walk
This is a certifiable Michael moment
Hi Fudge 😂
Imagine being that guard, and seeing someone twist themselves 270 degrees into a bunch, and when you ask them to stop, they slide into a wall.
I'll just leave then and possibly out in my resignation form because I'm not going near that person for the rest of my life
Must have been the wind
Classic Pillar man shenanigans
"Demonic cursed beings weren't in the contract"
Tonight on Skyrim James gets killed by a Netch, Jeremy shouts himself across Tamriel. And Richard falls down the 7000 steps
*Bottom Skyrim
@@zyriantel9601 bo'om skyrim
@@mandrake6486 bo'om skrm
'ery noice
*dovahkiin inhales dragon soul fumes*
Ymfah: *Tries to use a bucket to fly* Random Guard: Go cast your fancy magic someplace else.
In fairness, since flying is illegal in the empire it is fair for the guard to intervene
They made levitation ilegal shortly before oblivion. So the guards should be pretty pissed off
@@sebastiangudino9377 why is that exactly? just curious!
@@mxmmax5140 It's called: The Levitation Act of 3E 421 And it's basically the Lore justification as to why the levitation spell from Morrowind (Which is VERY exploitable) is not present in Oblivion nor Skyrim
@@sebastiangudino9377 oh that's very interesting!! thank you
its quite poetic that in a challenge where you simply cannot walk, overencumberance actually makes you faster
The Ricky Berwick rule
"It just works." ©Todd Howard
What I expected: Barely scraping by at snail speeds The end result: A vampire lord and leader of an endless werewolf legion dabbing across tamriel as he pleases
endless werewolf-communist legion!
This is pretty much how JRPGs work
That catapult into the portal was just inspired
weakness: water
@@CaelVK Puddle of water deep enough for kids to swim without getting drown*
Me reading the title: "oh he must have found some cool alternative ways to move " -half an hour later- *an half vampire furry addicted to giant squid monster jelly summons unlimited werewolves *
It's funny cuz it's true
*Spoiler Alert
and becomes a cat girl in an alternate timeline.
I love that the challenge only restricts walking so lockpicking and technically swimming isn't banned, but ymfah goes the extra mile by finishing the game without using the left stick in general.
Gotta avoid the gatekeepers that try to say you failed the run lol
Especially considering that his committing to using the controller meant that he made it even harder than had he used a keyboard. Would have meant he'd be able to sneak and be a vampire lord.
As of the time of writing this comment, it is August 8th, 2022. I have beaten Skyrim without walking, using this video as both a guide and much entertainment. Overall, I highly recommend you try it for yourself, it's an extremely fun way to put a twist on how to play Skyrim. Thank you ymfah, for showing me how to embark on this insanity, and all the fun I had along the way.
How many hours? Lol
@@jamescranley933 far too many than I care to admit
Finally, a man that gazed into the abyss, and the abyss yielded
I completed it six months ago after starting it a month before, and it took me just under 20 hours to complete
I kneel before you.
-"this is a bucket" -" dear God" -"there is more" -"no!"
ı think just some people watch "this is a bucket"
TF 2 flashbacks
This and the music. Thank you.
average skyrim fan : this game is full of bugs and makes it unplayable average skyrim enjoyer : no walk
Unplayable?? The bugs MAKE the game enjoyable - ASE.
the leyendary Punchtrhough
bugs are like that quiet cracking-like sound what's vinyl making! only an impurity, making it original. someone's hating originality, but most of us acknowledge it's value.
@@croneynemamrage5011 Well said.
@@croneynemamrage5011 I second that. Well said indeed.
43:16 i was fucking CRYING when i first saw this, the huge, creepy husk of a wolf head on a human body being captioned “Become a furry” caught me so off-guard
This. I'm still waiting for res
surrounded by 10,000 glowing red werewolves, slathered in netch jelly, 20 buckets in hand, moving infinitely fast, ymfah thinks: "i could have just died on that chopping block."
As an absolutist, having stared at Death eyes to eyes, he resolved to never walk again, not even one more step in his entire life. But his will to live was too strong. So he decided that he would not bulge anymore. To ease his vow, he frequently anointed himself with paralysis poison. Yet his will to live was too strong. So he forsake his companion, abandoned any clothes, weapons or tools. He would nevermore use his arms, or his mouth, or any part of his body. And still, his will to live dominated, crushing all that was above and below. He blinked, and at his feet was suddenly laying the body of Alduin, the World Render. And in his veins, was beating the soul of Alduin ! Somehow, despite his vow to meet Lady Death as soon as he could, he had only grown angry. Angry for destruction, for a grasp over the universe. And despite his triumph over the generals of the land and his victory against the dragons of the sky... He... was... NOT... SATED !
**Naked dude wrestling a bucket** Guards: "Go cast your fancy magic someplace else."
That guard really must hate his job to be that sarcastic.
is that not magic?
thats why the bucket glitch failed, that gaurd was casting a powerful antispell to disrupt ymfah's magic bucket, therefore forcing him to find other means
Serana: "This is my saviour..." ymfah: "Fucking stairs."
Ymfa is actually an claptrap unit
Reminds me of Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged 😂 "WHY ARE THERE SO MANY STAIRS!?"
*The entire vampire court awaits as the "savior" decends the stairs using a wooden bucket*
7:17 "After the art of walking has been lost to the ages, fists are now the only method of locomotion somehow becomes faster the more you weigh" 11:56 "Temporary dash with a long cool down. With the discovery of space time manipulation, it has become the fastest way of travel" 18:26 "The tool was said to be used for levitation. Although that technology has been lost alongside with the art of walking" 24:31 "A rare drug that grants the ability to manipulate space time for a split second. Highly addictive, not to be used repeatedly" 37:09 "Displaces one person to another person's location. If speed is distance divided by time, does no time mean infinite speed?" 45:03 "Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof"
Thank you so much for translating!
@@dragdid lmao I stole this!
So basically, he cheated in the tutorial, but then he repeatedly swapped places with a different version of himself from a parallel universe, so technically, he was now replaced by a different person who never cheated. Skyrim exploits are something else, man.
He did the CHIM
Bro pulled out valentine moves.
"Lydia?" "Yes, my Thane?" "Go commit an international incident." "Of course, my Thane."
OUR THANe
She would, too.
Very niceu, Validya Iceu
The fact that it's "commit" rather than "cause" makes it funnier.
@@Erfierazgzb0ss4u name checks out
"Local Nord does enough drugs to break the laws of physics, creates alternate timeline where he is a cat girl for transportation."
Local nord can be the Florida man of skyrim haha
CHIM in a nutshell.
he doesn't do the drugs he is the drugs
@@peggy_book5710 or are the drugs him?
This is actually canon to TES I shit you not. The Nerevarine, Hero of Kvatch, Dragonborn and Vestige are all Impossipoints in time that are quantumly shifting constantly making them all races and a werewolf/Vampire all at once. I shit you the fuck not. It's because of their cosmic Prisoner Archetype which Sotha Sil even goes into great detail on in ESO.
41:00 - the way that syncs up with the lyric version of beneath the mask is incredible
For real !
I heard that 🫠😂
29:04 I’ve watched so many Skyrim videos. I can never watch the hour long ones. This one on the other hand. I’ve been watching for close to 30 minutes and it feels like it’s only been 5 minutes. I’m amazed at whatever he’s done to “trap” the audience
Bro, I've watched this video like 7 times, and it's still entertaining.
all without talking....this is one of the greatest pieces of media ever made
Probably the music, and editing, and challenge, and memes. And abusing the game until be becomes a god.
"Perform a fat ass dab straight to racist heaven" Am ded. Edit: All I wanted was to say how I found the idea of a guy dab-flying into an afterlife hilarious, and I come back to a minor argument over the fact the joke called Sovngard 'racist heaven'. Huh.
So is Alduin
Timestamp?
@@DWN-Infinity 50:07
I felt like the racist part of that was redundant tbh ;^)
can you blame us? i mean look at them knife ears!
"Okay, how do I get out of Helgen without walking?" ymfah: "First, we'll need to talk about parallel universes"
We only need to do that 3 times. Considering this is Skyrim any less and people wouldn't think Bethesda made it
*builds up speed
"Ok so distance is time ÷ by speed yeah?" Removes time using the 2nd charecter like a boss
@Still a Gooba Not in my universe
Answer: with one character? No. With another character who technically does not count since it’s a differing universe? Yes.
The knowledge, the strategy, the humor, the editing, the PATIENCE. It all comes together so beautifully that it makes me emotional. Like finishing a long drama series where the main character you have been rooting for has finally succeeded against all odds. Truly amazing.
I keep coming back to this. The glitches in this one are probably my favorite. The ragdoll shenanigans from using netch jellies never fail to crack me up
I love how the solutions to all the problems in these runs are so absurd and unrelated to the topic. “How do you beat skyrim without walking” “You’re gonna need to combine the vampire lord and werewolf animations to make a fur suit that summons an army of infinite red ghost werewolves.”
"you're gonna need to get high on jelly and do some poses"
You should have said this instead of summoning werwolves a furry convention
You need to connect your body to Bluetooth to get cubes
*Z O O M I N G*
I love how he says "you", i doubt anyone in here will ever try to finish Skyrim the way he do
I love how this is scripted as a Guide when no human ever will recreate this atrocity.
This is what a soulsborne fan does while waiting for elden ring
@@Tuzikat I need that game
Then this guide is perfect for you to do while you wait
@@koyooko5160 Oh no this always applied to me, Im legally insane
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
I’m surprised Ymfah hasn’t done a gag with Ludwig’s “you were at my side all along” dialogue when he gets rescued from a soft lock by a bucket for the 79th time
The fact that you travel *faster* while overencumbered is so hilarious. Thanks for not doing any dumb loopholes like just running and stopping every time you run out of stamina since “it’s not walking”
If Bethesda just released Elder Scrolls VI we wouldn't have ymfah putting himself through this kind of torture just to feel something.
they need to add an NPC called ymfah
Npc that will kill itself with a bucket cause of the fall dmg i suppose?
So true.
Bold of you to assume he won't torture himself twice as hard in the next game
Man who had beaten TES VI using bucket only xD
I just loved how you timed Beneath The Mask's "Where have you been" with the game. You're a talented editor
32:30 i like the plot twist, that until the middle story, this was all a dream, since you already died in the beginning just likes Dante's inferno, lmao
Next is “how to beat Skyrim without playing Skyrim”
Just buy skyrim
You win by not buying it
start, use commands. You didn't play, you typed and clicked a bit.
I'd say just close it down
That’s Easy. Buy a copy of Skyrim and smash the fuck outta it. And you beat it
This is literally a shonen anime. When you think he's finally met his match, he pulls out MORE EXPLOITS.
"You fool! You forgot about my BUCKET NO JUTSU!"
Underrated
Hah, your surname fits.
@@Drekromancer NANI??
"I have you now fool, you can't use any of your exploits anymo-" "WARPING TIMELINE NO JUTSU!" "KWHA-?"
Every time I see one of these videos I think the game has finally beaten him and he pulls out a bucket or a bench or something and just jukes his way through...
The crippled Dovahkiin went all the way to Solitude for a bucket. Times were hard in 4th Era Skyrim.
Guard: "I used to be an adventurer just like you... then I took an arrow to the knee." Dovahkiin: "Pathetic excuse."
“I have my legs broken just to prove a point.”
Aye!
I don’t even use my legs mortal
This is the opposite of a walkthrough.
can we call this a staythrough?
Crawlthrough
witty and hilarious
A buckethrough
It's a through
Honestly, this remains as one of the best videos I've ever seen on KZhead. From the humor to the pacing and the amazing workarounds, I barely even noticed that an hour has passed by. Thank you for all the time and hard work you put into these.
I believe this is probably the best youtube video ever, at least for me. I watched this over and over, and still getting laughs every time.
"We invited that dragonborne guy to the party and he just stood there outside the carriage for about an hour, not moving an inch. Then he grabbed a bucket and started slapping himself with it. He did it all the way up the stairs. What a lunatic"
"And he wants ME to create a distraction?"
"And for some reason he did it all in his underwear. And NO ONE brought it up."
This comment foreshadowed the bucket for me, thank you
"Man does he know how to party."
@@agentavaricia2719 "Foreshadowing is sometimes hard to detect"
>be a half-vampire furry abomination with infinite werewolves and can phase through any door. >scared of water
you mean Sonic?
Vampires cannot cross running water. Werewolves are canines, and dogs hate baths. ymfah played himself by not citing the Ancient Texts
@@morganevers4839 did you miss the whole part where the castle is on an island and you have to cross water to get there and back?
@@Chaplain_Asmodai did you miss the whole part where you can poison your nervous system hard enough to go through locked doors or are we acknowledging that when it comes to jokes and humor we can play calvinball as much as we want
@@morganevers4839 nice calvin and hobbes reference
This hit every note I needed it to, what a fucking masterpiece. Edits were flawless, the little sound clips and jokes weaved in added so much to the experience. The plot of this challenge weaved unpredictable problems into every step of the journey which resolved themselves brilliantly. This video is engaging and it stays consistently interesting throughout. 10/10 maximum effort for maximum payoff.
8:28 the guard saying "go cast your fancy magic somewhere else" is how i feel almost every time i watch ymfah bucket-fly cause its something ill never be able to do... much like that guard seeing people cast magic
The man found every possible exploit in Skyrim just to not move.
*Laziness Drives Innovation*
“Preform a fat ass dab straight to racist heaven” Amazing.
Broke me too
Followed immediately by "I see no god up here OTHER THAN ME" lmao
You can see ymfah start to breakdown when "Pledge of Demon" play
@@AndreArmenni 50:08
Bro… I know this video is old and no one probably noticed it, but at 41:00 the time up with the “where have you been” in the persona song with Vilkas saying it was seriously perfect. So many good tracks in this video too.
This video is just an absolute masterpiece. It feels like all the other Skyrim videos were a setup for this one with how you try certain old tricks only for them to not work and introduce new ones. And the choice of music is top notch from moment to moment.
Ymfah whenever they encounter a problem in skyrim: this is a bucket.
*Gasp*
Dear God
There's more
*Nooooooo*
I am a Buckett :3
*Here's your Dovahzul translations if you're interested* 7:17 "After the art of walking has been lost to the ages, fists are now the only method of locomotion somehow becomes faster the more you weigh" 11:56 "Temporary dash with a long cool down. With the discovery of space time manipulation, it has become the fastest way of travel" 18:26 "The tool was said to be used for levitation. Although that technology has been lost alongside with the art of walking" 24:31 "A rare drug that grants the ability to manipulate space time for a split second. Highly addictive, not to be used repeatedly" 37:09 "Displaces one person to another person's location. If speed is distance divided by time, does no time mean infinite speed?" 45:03 "Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof"
You’re a real one. The video came out six hours ago, and I was comment digging for so long I thought I’d have to translate them all myself lmao. A true dovahzul scholar
Needs to be pinned tbh
Pin it ymfah!
Omfg THANK you!!
Came looking for this. Thanks!
So I know this video is like 2 years old at this point but ymfah is one of my comfort youtubers and for the first time, i decided to try and translate the dragon writing he uses in this video. below are timestamps of when he uses it and what the translation is for anyone who's curious :D (also, the letter 'c' doesn't exist in the dragon alphabet. even though other letters can be used in its place depending on the sound it makes, ymfah decided to just use 'k' everywhere instead. so if some of the words seem weird, that's why lol) 1:03 - bitkh (since 'c' doesn't exist, I can only assume this is meant to be a spelling of 'bitch') 1:16 - after warp (since he load warp'd to get out of helgen, more about that in a bit) 7:16 - top left: information bottom left: fist top right: bitch (just assume that every time you see the 'skyrim no walking' title, it has bitch written above it) middle right: after the art of walking has been lost to the ages, fists are now the only method of lokomotion. somehow bekomes faster the more you weigh. 9:32 - volsung (probably didn't need that translation since it's just the name of the Dragon Priest, but whatever) 11:55 - middle left: whirlwind sprint right (from top to bottom): information temporary dash with a long kool down with the diskovery of spake (space?) time manipulation, it has bekome the fastest way of travel 18:28 - left (from top to bottom): information the tool was said to be used for levitation although that tekhnology has been lost alongside with the art of walking right: bukket 21:01 - netkh (once again, probably meant to be a spelling of 'netch' since 'c' isn't real lol) 24:31 - top left: information bottom left: netch jelly right : a rare drug that grants the ability to manipulate spake (space) time for a split sekond highly addiktive, not to be used repeatedly 24:54 - gargoyle 32:58 - the truth (yeah, it just says the same thing as the subtitle) 37:07 - top right: information middle: load warp displakes (displaces) one person to another persons lokation if speed is distance divided by time, does no time mean infinite speed (same joke from a few minutes earlier) 38:40 - Harkon 45:02 - bottom left (top to bottom): information woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof right(ish) - dog 48:51 - miraak this was a lot of fun for me to do and took me about two hours to translate it all (and watch the video, of course). love all your videos, ymfah, but your misuse of draconic grammer killed me lol
I really loved how I felt while watching this video. It was so cool to see you explain all of the exploits, and I really loved the JJBA vibe that this video gave off. This is truly a work of art.
_Naked man trying to jump on a bucket._ Guard: Go cast your fancy magic someplace else.
pretty great magic if i do say so myself
Lmao
Anyone whose mastered the skills of a tekdeck will definitely know that what naked man was doing was magic
Isn't he supposed not to jump too?
A list if things you might need to prevent walking: - Strong biceps - Very strong lungs - No less than a few hundred tubs of paralyzing alien jelly. - Intricate knowledge of parallel universes - A friend to carry some stuff for you
Shit, I don't think I have any of those.
Damn now i just need a friend
That last one is the trickiest
You forgot the bucket
Alien lube*
I remember first watching this video and being surprised by the sudden burst of creativity Ymfah had put into it, despite the grueling hours to find out every solution to the problems they've encountered. I was surprised to notice that this video is now 2 years old, but I still come back to it and keep enjoying it. I'd just like to say amazing job and hope you can continue to improve and hopefully still enjoy playing these games.
I was about to leave a comment saying "wow you're the ymfah of Skyrim" .... but then I saw the uploader. As always great content
I'm trying to imagine the Thalmor watching you kickflip a bucket up their stairs, naked except for an amulet of Talos and a warhammer, and then having to smile and welcome you to the party like a worthy guest and not a total lunatic
“I am absolutely not getting paid enough to deal with this.”
Im trying to imagine being Alduin at 24:18 Telling the Dragonborn to die then watching him suddenly yeet himself off the mountain at mach 12
Picture this: You are a Thalmor Soldier stationed at the Thalmor Embassy in Skyrim, you're not sure what divine or commanding officer you pissed off to get re-assigned to this frigid sunless hellhole filled with Nords but you keep your chin up and try not to invoke the wrath of Elenwen or the drunken wretched creatures she parlays with. When all of a sudden, out of nowhere you see a Nord, almost entirely in the nude despite the freezing temperatures and snowstorm going on, somehow he has managed to break every single known law of reality by levitating over the wall of the Embassy using nothing but a bucket he found in a nearby stable This nude psycopathic demigod then proceeds to snap around to face you before slowly moving towards you. Not through using his legs as expected but rather by the sheer force of the punches he is throwing out as he approaches you. You're not sure what business this deranged entity wearing the skin of a man has at the Thalmor Embassy, nor why you are standing still. but as he hands you his party invitation, you simply nod. Unlock the door and allow him to enter, hoping that some other poor bastard can deal with this mess. He then pulls out the bucket again and proceeds to use it to drag himself into the Embassy interior, violating the laws of reality once again.
You can ask Lord Harkon too as he and his daughter waiting for you struggling to descent few staircases
@@ShaqNasty557 someone PLEASE make a animation of this...
"From the moment he entered Skyrim, he chose violence. His every action was as if he was trying to attack the world itself. None knew what drove him. When a bandit asked him, as a last request, why he was filled with so much anger, he only smiled and whispered, 'It just works.'"
Accurate
what is this a reference to?
@@lurksnitchtongue8986 interested
@@lurksnitchtongue8986 probably Skyrim, but I can’t tell
HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
I was gonna play a game before clicking on this video, but a minute into the video I got absorbed and couldn't stop. Excellent editing, music picking, and just great content in general. Well done.
The editing, music and subtitles are amazing. I can't even image how many hours this took to record, figuring our how to even beat the game and then edit it all. This is peak content, fantastic.
I love how it somehow went from "Power Punching to get anywhere" to "Army of Ghost Werewolves slaughtering everyone in sight"
Yeah thats ymfah in a nutshell 'Start off with enough handicaps to be legally classified as a vegetable, end as an actual god'
I love how he adds instructions, like anyone else here has the balls to pull this off and not rage quit.
Mitten Squad: Allow me to introduce myself
balls you mean the contrary xd
xD
I mean while i followed the guide of DS1 Pacifist Run i quit at OnS when Solaire clipped through the floor
@@icebrorottenmushroom1817 that boss fight is painful enough without pacifism. solaire would always die before their second phase for me anyway lol
This is still one of my all time favorite videos from you. The pacing along with the editing is fantastic.
I always come back to this video. A classic
"The netch jelly is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural" *squeezes through metal bars like an octopus*
*flies*
T - 1000 scene belike
Damn bro I want that! *eats blue ring octopus*
ymfah is a naturally greasy fellow by nature, whence comes his power. the netch jelly allows him to BECOME the grease, and increases his power ten-fold.
@@albertogarciaserrano2793 The first X-Men movie water/jellyfish guy from the late 90's be like.
Riften guard: "I need to ask you to stop!" Dragonborn: *Phases through the wall* Riften guard: "Good, I'm glad we straightened that out."
I mean, he did technically stop.
If I asked some to stop yelling and they warped through a wall I’d act like everythings alright too
@@maximutatro3176 haha right! That guard is just like: "I don't get paid enough for this shit..."
This comment made me laugh more than i should have
He just disappeared into a wall, pretty sure he was a lucky guard.
I cant imagine how satisfying it must be to figure all of this out, you are a legend
this is probably my favorite video of all time, ive watched it at least a dozen times and left it playing in the background for hours (alongside the other bethesda playthroughs). its just so funny and the editing is perfect. i love skyrim being a buggy mess that you can do all of that and still beat it. thank you so much for all that hard work!
I just had a Very Specific thing happen to me. I was playing the final fantasy rhythm game and when i got to the ffxv trailer songg, its the one playing at 37:17 and i was like 'heyyy i knew he used some ff songs but i didjt know THAT one was from ff too' while i was playing the song hshffbhsa favorited it cause its one of my favorite moments in the video too
Me: "My humor is highly sophisticated" Ymfah: *calls Miraak a bitch* Me: "Now this is peak comedy"
nah, become a furry been better with visuals
Dragonborn: *loses his legs* Also dragonborn: my name is barry allen, the fastest man alive-
Yes, omfg yes
I started this video thinking “this is gonna be boring. There’s no way I’m gonna watch this for an hour” but, I was wrong. This is seriously awesome. 😂
This is one of the best long-form videos I’ve watched! Thanks :)
8:00 "this. is a bucket" "Dear, god" "there's more" "no..."
15:05 "Question." "What's your question, Soldier?" "I teleported bread"
ymfah after 30 minutes of midgame content: "Yea you can't beat the tutorial btw"
Technically, only 1/3 of a tutorial is impossible since you load warp and save speed
@@yukisuzuki629 yeah probably, there's always an exploit waiting to be discovered. "Impossible" may be a bit of a stretch so I changed it to "not beatable". Hope that wording is more accurate. I appreciate your knowledge of the game tho since I mainly just watch for the memes and because I've played Skyrim 5 years ago
If he started the video with that, half of the viewers might not play the rest of the content.
41:00 I love how I can watch those videos 5+ times and still miss on those genius level of details
That.... Well... That was, in every way, the most well produced skyrim video I've had the pleasure of witnessing.
"Perform a fat ass dab straight to racist heaven." Truly, those are words
where does he say it?
@@marcomartins3563 50:08
Words indeed
Absolutely amazing
Very words
Launching yourself full velocity while paralyze-dabbing straight into portal to Sovngarde from literally outside the Skuldafn courtyard is the best fucking thing I've seen in a Skyrim gameplay
same
its a bird! its a plane! its... a paralyzed nord...?
My man was literally dabbling into quantum leaps to reach his objective, what a absolute beast! Respect.
Been a minute since I’ve rewatched this vid and the editing gets me hyped up for every major development great shit man
This is some of the highest production skyrim content I've seen, this is both awesome as hell and damn hilarious
i like how he's explaining the tricks like anyone is insane enough to do it
I was thinking the exact same thing
i found the power attack slide thing (by accident) because i compulsively pick up gear but its like... just dont pick up useless shit and you have zero use for it.
I mean if I did I'd have to unmap movement just to avoid walking over my sanity decreasing
I mean I'm not gonna do the run, but there were a few glitches in there I didn't know yet and was interested about for future reference (like the infinite shout one).
@@Buphido The shout slingshot w/jelly is hilarious
Text in the Dragon Alphabet, in order of appearance: 1:03 (Title - Skyrim no Walking): Bitch 1:16 (#2 - Tutorial): After Warp 7:16 (Top left): Information (Bottom left): Fist (Text): After the art of walking has been lost to the ages, fists are now the only method of locomotion. Somehow becomes faster the more you weigh. 11:56 (Top Right in yellow): Information (Bottom left): Whirlwind Sprint (Text): Temporary dash with a long cool down. (Break) With the discovery of space time manipulation, it has become the fastest way to travel. 18:26 (Top left in blue): Information (Bottom right): Bucket (Text): The tool was said to be used for levitation. (Break) Although that technology has been lost alongside with the art of walking. 24:32 (Top left in green): Information (Bottom left): Netch Jelly (Text): A rare drug that grants the ability to manipulate space time for a split second. (Break) Highly addictive; not to be used repeatedly. 32:59 (#01 - The Truth) The Truth 37:07 (Top right): Information (Header): Load Warp (Text): Displaces one person to another person's location. (Break) If speed is distance divided by time, does no time mean infinite speed? 45:03 (Middle left): Information (Middle right): Dog (Text): Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof
You are a mad men
@@henrykdodwel6913 If he is madmen, then the one who making this video is the God of Madness
Thank you
@@Phoenixzz12 Ymfah is Sheogorath confirmed.
Your comment needs to be bumped up, nearly missed it
Didn't expect a "bottom gear" reference at 11:13, absolutely golden
This is literally the perfect video on yt - editing, humor, music, topic, skill, it got it all the perfect mix. I am just immensely sad that none of my friends have the knowledge of both Skyrim mechanics and anime to fully understand this masterpiece....
"Perform a fat ass dab, straight to racist heaven." Probably the best quote I've ever seen.
RACIST HEAVEN OMG
I didnt get joke, where are you captain?
Racist heaven 😂
@@miavelvet Nords are known for their... xenophobia, especially when it involves khajiits and dunmers (ask the residents of Windhelm's Gray Quarter). And if you think about it, the only people that gets into Sovngarde are Nords, so it's a white people-only kind of place.
Based heaven Based heaven
Ymfah: *tries to get on bucket* Guard: Go cast your fancy magic someplace else. *H E K N O W S*
Who needs a scroll of icarian flight to fly when a bucket will do just fine
indeed XD
This was absolutely amazing! Genius use of the various glitches, loved every minute of this video. Keep up the amazing work!
This is an amazing watch, and showed me so many more broken parts of this game. Thank you for this video!
*"See that mechanic? You can break it."* - Todd Howard (50ft in the air travelling at 40mph)
"The speed will crash your PC" Speedrunners fear this man. Even tho he's not fuckin' running
Speedzomming
Ymfah the speed-STANDER
Seen it allready. Back to honor the pain this man went through
"Meet Belle Delphine" "Crash the elvish KKK party" The subtitles are just... perfect.
pahaha i didnt even notice the belle delphine one, i forgot that wasnt her actual name
"Perform a fat ass dab straight to racist heaven" is the greatest subtitle ymfah has ever written imo
"The Gang Crashes a KKK Ball"
I always think of the Thalmor as fantasy Nazis.
@@whimsicalstray they are.
Me: "how tf are you gonna get out of Helgen without access to 90% of skyrim's glitches and bullshit?" ymfah: "T E L E P O R T A C R O S S A L T E R N A T E T I M E L I N E S"
Well how else are you supposed to do it?
Hes still got the 10%
It just works.
So did he do it after walking and playing the game ie he backtracked, or did he do it from the start with save n load thing?
I have never seen something quite like this.... This... Is something to respark the warrior gaming spirit I used to have since I felt like nobody could challenge me anymore How my blood boils ymfah! You are quite something indeed!
Imagine throwing a high class party for elves and nobles and suddenly an almost completely naked nord skateboards a fucking bucket into your house and hands you an invitation
For those of you wondering the messages on the Attack on Titan Information panels say, I translated it so you can understand: Fist Panel: After the art of walking has been lost to the ages, fists are now only method of locomotion. Somehow becomes faster the more you weigh. Whirlwind Sprint Panel: Temporary dash with a long cool down. With the discovery of space time manipulation, it has become the fastest way of travel. Bucket Panel: The tool was said to be used for levitation, although that technology had been lost alongside with the art of walking. Netch Jelly Panel: A rare drug that grants the ability to manipulate space time for a split second. Highly addictive, not to be used repeatedly. Load Warp Panel: Displaces one person to another person's location. If speed is distance divided by time, does no time mean infinite speed? Dog Panel: Woof x15 And the text you see with Skyrim no Walking says, "Bitch".
LMAO, thanks for translating!
@@The93Momo93 no problem
Damn, that must've taken ages, thanks!
Bless you
Lmao I loved the pause-info cards