A detailed guide on beating the thieves guild quest on skyrim without stealing.
Done on the most recent version of Elder Scrolls V : Skyrim. No mods were used.
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15:57 Gain entry to Karliah’s ass.
Ashish Stefan 😩
John Is Cringe I’m not the one who put it in the video.
@DrDokka it works in every game with the same engine, so even in fallout 4 and 76. it is quite old
26:38 Is it supposed to say that you trespassed once?
“You’re the worst thief I’ve ever heard of” “But you have heard of me”
"That only makes it worse"
Hahha nice Jack Sparrow quote :D
That’s gotta be the best thief I’ve ever seen
so it would seem!
Thomas Hothersall that's got to be the best monkey buccaneer I've ever seen
"Congratulations, your the new leader of the thieves guild!" "The what guild?"
LMAO
"Expardon me?"
sorry to be a grammar nazi, but *You're**
brynn achilles 😂
Haru Okumura Yu’oRe
"I didnt wanna steal anything, so i became a murderer"
Actually it was self defense, all he has to say is “I swear I didn’t cast fury on that man”
it's not stealing if it's off a corpse!
"Dead not need, we take!"
A serial killer, a drug dealer, a home invader, a fraudster, an extortionist, I mean, still lookin at 20 years to life off the financial crimes alone
It's not stealing if it's won in honorable combat
The funniest thing about mercer is he used the skeleton key to unlock his max potential. The state you fight him in is canonically the absolute strongest he could ever become. He sold his soul to a god that hates him so he could be mildly inconvenient to fight.
“It’s all down hill from here”
*pulls out Crossbow (Legendary)*
Oh that's cool, so the Skeleton Key is THAT amazing of an artifact and not just a glorified lockpick?! I had no idea! Dang, imagine if the Dragonborn used that key to unlock his own full potential.
@@enthuast3370 Reanu Keeves would still kick their asses
I just let my Dremora Lords fight him while I admire the Falmer statue.
guard: "are you a thief?" ymfah: "well yes, but actually no"
Yeh boi
Tolfdir: "A dragon! Quick, Archmage! Use your magic to defeat it!" ymfah: "DAFUQ IS MAGIC?"
Are you a real thief? Well, uh, technically, uh, nah.
YES, THIEF CAUSE 1 TRESPASSES
I was searching for this comment lol 😂
The first rule of Thieves guild: "No killing, only stealing." Ymfah: "N O"
Kills and doesnt steal instead.
The first rule of Dark Brotherhood: "No stealing, only killing" Ymfah: "Fuck your Protected NPC bullshit, you're all dying to MIND SPIDERS, OIL SPIDERS, and FLAME SPIDERS!!!"
@@nadrewod999 He used his *STANDO POWAH!!!* *Hierophant Spider, Stray Spider, and Spider Heart Attack!*
Ymfah: *Uno reverse card*
First rule is no killing. First quest, "It's okay if you kill Aringoth and his mercenaries."
Imagine walking through Markarth and you see a random lizard woman flying to space in a bucket.
that part had me in stitches. I have played this game so much but never knew that was a thing. I knew about glitching through barriers with a plate but flying with a bucket?
Thats dwemer magic!
I would check what kind of skooma I was drinking.
In all fairness if Bethesda had kept up with Kirkbride's style post Morrowind that wouldn't even be strange enough to be worth noticing.
Too much Skooma.
"The only laws I break are the laws of physics."
Skyrim game desigh 101: -Fail an initiation quest. -Be accepted into the thiefs guild anyway. -"It just works."
-2 parts in the whole quest where you absolutely have to commit a crime. “Who’s Laughin now?”
*1 part due to the Tower Stone
@@adhominem2946 Seems a little frustrating, but i love when games don't just babysit you the whole way. I wish Morrowind graphics and combat didn't suck ass though.
Yeah. What could be a good compromise is if the game stored the closest previous autosave to you starting any major quest and informed you after you fail that a quest line has been closed off, so you could go back at any time to retry.
@@johnmorrell3187 Nah, sounds bullshit. Morrowind is great for exactly its realism. You don't get informed in real life that you've lost an opportunity anywhere.
"Thieves Guild without Stealing" *Takes all of Alvor's money by selling his own stuff back to him without first buying it from him in under the first three minutes*
He doesn't steel. Just borrow without question. And give that to the owner or someone else. And they are so happy therr give money in return. No theft at all
Well, it's -todd's- his fault for accepting to buy them.
That's not stealing that's fraud
It's not stealing it's a creative use of game mechanics
Business, my friend. Business
I love how you show even the failed ideas. They're often hilarious, and spice up the video more than a typical straightforward list of instructions would. Such a great style for these videos.
Selling merchants their own items S P E E C H 1000000
That's government tax for you
Benjamin Altube that’s not how tax works. Tax is not theft
@@benjaminaltube8731 With the average intelligence of a person on the internet these days, a lot of people will actually just chalk it up to that.
Dirpy Turtle Idk man, I feel robbed when I know my taxt goes to some fat cats politician for having almost being chosen. Complete theft.
Dirpy Turtle but no in general taxt is supposed to go to a lot of things thats good for your country and you can make use of, sadly, as my example that isn’t always the case
Me: Wow that's a nice sword there trader. Trader: You can have it for 300 gold. Me:No. Y O U can have it for 300 gold. Trader:Oh ok. gives 300 gold*
Speech 100
@@firstnamelastname7244 1000000*
illusion 100 speech 100 confusion 100 wtf 100
THE POWER OF THE THU'UM
@@Ironmaniacs7 THU'UM THEY SUMMON THE THY'UM
Funny thing about the water breathing, my first ever playthrough was as an argonian and I did the thieves guild quest line and water breathing was the only thing that saved me in that situation cause I had no idea where to go once the room filled. So Brynyolf and Karliah we're just drowning for like ten minutes while I tried to find a way out
LITERALLY SAME it seems easy now but my first time I was so confused.
I had to use a water breathing potion because I had no idea where the heck I should go. I keeped trying again and again to open the door where you came from. After like, two minutes of despair, I discovered that all I had to do was just escape by the roof
I love this heartwarming story of Lifts-Her-Tail, who refuses to steal or commit other crimes but will kill without hesitation in "self defense"
"But even though you failed the job, you've still got the spark I'm looking for." "WHAT?!"
That happened in my original joining of the thieves guild because I forgot either who I was supposed to give the ring to or who I was supposed to take it from, I dont remember which
To be fair, in Oblivion you can fail the first Thieves' guilfmd mission and still get in the guild, although you have to do another mission (that you can't fail) first
@@originalname8541 me to I got the ring then putt it on the on some one who was isn't it
@@originalname8541 First time I did it, I got caught and failed. But I thought it was scripted, because of the whole "bad luck" thing.
Ah the good old days when joining the thieves guild was something you had to actively seek out, and any lawful good paladin wouldn't just get fucking dragged into it the moment they enter a new city. I try so hard to like Skyrim but it really irritates me with things like that.
Hello I'm the Thieves Guild's Master. I've committed countless crimes. What crimes you might ask? Well... I trespassed once. There was also that one time I picked a lock but it was to a bandit's hideout. Thievery? Oh no I don't do that.
He did break the laws of physics though.
@@tynandugdell1258 well, we politely gave walls generous offerings to help us.
Waiting for 666 likes
i broke your 666 likes
@@tynandugdell1258 It it a very minor crime.
"You Dirty LiTTLE ELF!!!" > Argonian: whuh?
argonians and kahjiit are considered elves, although orcs, which are literally elves, aren't
@@transgender_F-117 I'm pretty sure i've been called al elf while playing as an Orc. plus, you need orc blood to replicate the blood of the dwemer.
@@coolmoyai1475 some nords are just dumb as shit
Men and Mer
9:43 Wow! that was amazing! Using your warhammer to save Gulum Ei from that arrow which was headed straight for him! I bet he was quite thankful afterwards.
Guard: We did it boys, we tracked down the leader of the Thieves Guild Other guards: So? She didn’t do anything wrong.
Imagine whole Stormcloak army barging in Ratway, scouring the place, finding the filthy lizard and handing him 5 septim ticket for trespassing. Oh, wait, that's just IRS in action.
@@burningsinner1132 I would be thankful for such cheap taxes
well... she uh... tresspassed... that one time and uh...
thats what's brilliant about this. now they can never take down the thieves guild now cause their leader is literally an upstanding citizen who has committed no crimes.
@@longleaf1217 assuming they don't have a Rico act in Skyrim (law that bans organized crime itself in the us it's what they used to take down all the mobster bosses well that and tax evasion)
Hold Guard: "Are you a thief?" ymfah: "Well yes, but actually no."
ymfah: "more of a murderer really"
"You are without doubt the worst thief I've ever heard of..." "But you have heard of me!"
@@Malthaely All in self-defense tho
"Like I stole your guild, not technically, but other than that no.. I sttole nothing lul." Thieves guild members: "Haha very funny, if you don't get caught I guess you really can't be called a thief."
me: “are you a comment copier?” The 13th: “yEs”
The story of how one lizard distracted Skyrim from its thief problem by introducing several completely new ones.
i love how he spent 20 minutes of the video playing as an argonian just to make that water joke
*literally stands there and does nothing* Brynjolf: I think you have the spark I’m looking for
Really desperate to recruit people. Trying times these days.
It is truly pathetic how the game just hands you everything. Everything may as well mean nothing if this is the case.
Oblivion: You have to get a recommendation from each mage guild "office" in all of the major cities to prove your magic prowess and worthiness of the mages guild. Skyrim: Please cast this spell and we'll let you in. Oh you don't know the spell? Here i'll teach it for you. Just please join.
@@LedzQQ "oblivion is better than Skyrim" how original
@@theintelligenceagency3638 It's not a joke it's just an opinion why does it have to be original?
*Ymfah beats the thieves guild without stealing* Skyrim guards: "wait, that's legal"
@@cluttter482 he didnt murder anyone he just defended himself
What? A somewhat original take on the "wait, that's illegal meme"? _What madness is this?_
He only broke the laws of nature.
*I beat the thieves guild by stealing* Skyrim guards: "wait, i know you."
Or is it?
For Gulem-ei you also could’ve become thane of solitude and you can just take the wine without it being counted as stealing
but killing argonians is badass
Yes, but that would be too easy and that is not the ymfah way.
Everyone gangsta till ymfah pulls out common house appliances
Lusty Argonian Maid ❌ Trusty Argonian m8 ✅
You mean Veezara?
Or maybe Scouts-Many-Marshes
@@cooperchamberlain196 Veezara... ❤
Tail starts to rise *_pants start to rise_*
The Sultry Argonian Bard
Those scenes with todd howard saying "it just works" while something that shouldnt work is working always gets me
It /just/ works.
That joke is the one thing that always works
What do you mean? Skyrim is a completely balanced game with no exploits whatsoever
It works while working out that it shouldnt be working on working for work and working isnt working but work is work so it just keeps working, and its disturbed by the fact that it is working while it shouldnt be working but todd said it works so it thought it worked while working but not being able to work but still working i mean yes it does work but it also doesnt while it does and worker here is having an existential crisis while working while it shouldnt be working.
Another comment somewhere floating around KZhead said something pretty funny regarding this. I can't remember the exact wording, so I'll paraphrase: Todd didn't mean " It just _works_ ", as in the mechanics make sense. He means " It _just_ works ", as in the mechanics are held together by scotch tape and a prayer.
The horror of that one random Summerset Shadow who expected an average swordsman just like himself right before a greatsword madlizard came crashing through the door.
I like that you don't just do a straight-shot montage of the steps required....you show why their required.
"Im not a thief" "What do you mean? You literally run the thieves guild?" "Doesnt mean I steal anything. I am morally against stealing."
It isn't stealing if the owner is dead. So, murder is fine (not assault because that is obviously not murder.)
"Since we murder instead of stealing now, the name "Thieves Guild" is no longer appropriate. However, calling it the Asassins Guild might be grounds for a lawsuit from the Dark Brotherhood as that's what they already do, so we decided to keep the name anyway"
"And in all honesty, all of my underlings steal, so it was fitting name for it anyway. I choose to turn a blind eye because it makes me money"
-The dark brotherhood member being sent to the Thieves guild
''The only crime i ever committed was trespassing and i felt terrible for it''
Come to think of it, if you can commit this many "crimes" without being registered at all, you definitely deserve to be the best Thief's Guild leader ever lol
So true.
Dude that wedding thing seems straight out of a heist movie
@@Pihsrosnec Why did he do that?
@@foty8679 i think it somehow broke the thieves guild quest letting him sequence break
@@foty8679 Its kinda common for speedrunners do that, apparently wedding can break any sequence and can by pass through a lot of stuff
I have just realised that if you quit job from Vex or Delvin, it effects the counter in the stats menu. You can actually go into a negative amount of quests completed, meaning you effectively can become master and have actively harmed them
Watching this again, I think doing missions for the people in the blue palace will keep the wine from being considered stolen, just like you can pretty much have Falk give you the keys to the Pelagius wing without any quarrel if you've helped them out a bit.
Nope. Always counts as stealing no matter what even if you buddy up with everyone in the palace.
Ah yes the unwritten volume of The Lusty Argonian Maid
It wasnt sexual enough to sell copies sadly
It was stolen before getting published
@@anonthe-third2367 Damn shame
"My my, your hands aren't shaking at all. Am I to believe you have never used a lockpick before?" "My lord, never have I handled such a tool before, believe me! And these motions are already making my fingers tired, even as it straightens and stiffens in my grasp" "You already straightened it plenty, though. Isn't it time you slid it into the keyhole already?"
@@ZorotheGallade you did it…… you madman you did it
People killed: 69 Murders: 0 Well...
Murder problems require self-defence solutions.
Ok yeah but it still proves why
Nice
this comment has 420 likes and the people killed are 69,perfection
That is a fair fight
13:15 Lol, "polish his spear" refers to the lusty argonian maid book, where the maid would "polish the knight's spear"
Those How to Beat videos are masterpieces! The editing, the music, the comedy, the tension and even JoJo Memes... You watch the 30 min like it's a good episode of a TV show.
“Return the skeleton key” Funny joke
"No, no I don't think I will."
I mean with the unbreakable perk for lockpicking the skeleton key is useless anyway.
@@sugoistalin7809 You dont even need the perk, just pick up every lockpick you can find, if you're good enough you should never run out of lockpicks
@@idontknow8205 Alternatively, keep the skeleton key.
On my first run with the thieves I accidentally said to return the key, and then all I can do was taking an appreciative look to what an unmeasurable mistake I've made.
Guy: I never see thieves guild leader getting caught even once, wonder what his secret is ymfah: *sweats profusely*
Can argonians even sweat?
@@gigabytemon metaphorically they can
@@gigabytemon top 10 questions science can't answer
secretly kick le bucket under the bed
@@theokrisna was that a what I think it was...?
Your creativity in solving all these given "problems" is just mindblowing! And your video editing and fine sense of humour within every single scene is pure gold! Great work!! I've enjoyed your uploads very much! Thank you for all if them
Pro tip: If you do enough quests for the blue palace beforehand you can take stuff from there without it being stolen, which should also include the wine
You failed. You stole and subsequently broke Marcurio's heart and that is the worst crime of them all.
Oh god the feels.
Tfw marcurio will never have a cute lizard wife 😔😔😔
You can't steal from the dead.
Marcurio a bitch boi tho
Cute...
"Should fit you like a glove... boss." *Metal gear intensifies*
l i z a r d e a t e r
kzhead.info/sun/l756eM9onl-EmaM/bejne.html
hrrrrgh,, brynjolf. i'm trying to sneak around, but i'm dummy thicc, and the clap of my asscheeks keeps alerting the master, asking me to "polish his spear"
eyepatch and metal horn appears out of thin air
*points at argonian tits* a weapon to surpass metal gear
when you want achivments but cant afford getting caught:
As soon as I heard the song 'dearly beloved' at 14:39 I remembered that kingdom hearts exists and felt happy, like I was my younger self again, so I bought all the games played them all, got mad at the final boss in kh2 and finally got around to playing kh3. I feel happy that I did something I couldn't as a child :)
"Stealing is immoral" Proceeds to decimate half of Skyrim
"Stealing is immoral" Proceeds to decimate half of Skyrim" You know, I'm something of an anarcho capitalist myself.
Perfectly balanced. *As all things should be.*
B-but - but - muh self defence
It ain't stealing if he's dead
On today’s episode of Guild Swap, we take a cheeky Dark Brotherhood member and place them with the Thieves’ Guild.
Oh I would watch this show
I actually did this and sneak killed everything that stood in my way because I wasn’t used to infiltration, just assassination
Can't wait for the Vigillant of Stendarr and a vampire to get a swap
who also just so happens to be the chosen one of sheogorath
@@peenyyt4921 Stealing bad. Hailing Sithis good. Hail our Dread Father, the Void, Sithis! Hail our Unholy Matron, the Night Mother! Hail the Dark Brotherhood!
This is one of my favorite Ymfah videos. Always come back to this one every once and awhile. The twist in Markarth kills me 😂
A story about a thieves guild leader who got to the top by never stealing would be incredible.
The captain: NEXT. THE LIZARD Alduin: Did someone say something?
Freaking racists.
Alduin after killing everyone: must've been the wind
Alduin: which one?
Alduin: what you say about my mom?
Alduin: *And I took that personally!!*
No stealing run: SELLS A MAN HIS OWN STOCK
That's not stealing, that's a steal of a deal!
DramaEx imagine ur at a store you take something from the store and sell it to them stealing
SuperSansCraft 1212 yeah because you sell it the thing at the store You steal thing - guy buys thing - he put it in his store- repeat
That's capitalism :)
@@dramaexterminatus The Art of The Deal
I can't decide what is more impressive. The challenges and the workarounds you come up with, or the top tier jokes and editing
Man I gotta say, you make some incredible videos. Your content, editing and selection of music just bring everything together so beautifully and hilariously. Please keep at it, I love your work! :D
Next - How to beat the dark brotherhood without killing anyone.
too easy for ymfah
Well, it must be easy. You just make them die in accident OR make them killed by anyone else. Skyrim is very tolerant about that, especially with illusion school.
@@aeszeiro8869 What about his pacifist walk-through?
@@iskdea8461 he glitched Alduin out of existence and then glitched out of sovngarde
@@catman5136 Though he still finished it😂
Isn’t this like, the opposite of click Baiting? I mean I got more than I clicked for... you only said stealing not all crimes
XD Had to reread the title again to confirm.
Will O'keefe we got more than we wanted
Would it be considered click rewarding then?
Jacob Smith exactly
Thieves guild have special armour called thieves armour so everyone can identify them as thieves, so thoughtful Even the guards call you thief if u wear that armour in front of them
It’s less stupid than it sounds. Think about how often it’s public knowledge someone is associated with criminals but they walk free. The fact they CAN boldly walk around in a uniform is supposed to be a sign of their influence. Because a true member is never SEEN committing a crime, The uniform gets the guards watching YOU while your buddy robs them blind. It’s like how pickpockets put up a sign to warn of pick pockets so people check their wallet and reveal where it is
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Tail: Lifted. Quest: Yeeted. Game: Buggy af. It's ymfah time.
love it
Hotel: Trivago
@@BlindBosnian i was gonna type that
It: Just Works
Zathas: "it's ymfah time" google: "DID YOU MEAN: it's _spiffing brit_ time"
"It's not stealing if he's *DEAD* " Words to live by.
I mean, technically it still is. Even though the guy's dead it doesn't mean you can take his stuff, it belongs to his family/heir. If you found a dead man on the street irl you wouldn't be allowed to take his wallet, it would be considered stealing
Exantius E what’s he gonna do? report it?
@@exantiuse497 but, if you end the entire bloodline, it belongs to no-one.
@@khajiitkorner918 Actually, if no heir can be found, the belongings are automatically inherited by the state. So you will have to get rid of that as well. As soon as that is done you can legally take it though. I mean, there won't be any laws anyways at that point.
@@3st3st77 nice
Thieve’s guild: Remember, don’t kill. Ymfah: How ‘bout I do anyway.
Next video: Beating bard's college in Winterhold College.
Pretty easy, races don't make a huge difference
@@portalkombat1957 He probably meant aligning with the Imperial Legion but somehow complete the Stormcloak questline
@@ardius9777 I know, it was a joke playing off the fact that imperial is both a race and a faction
@@ardius9777 Exactly
"How to Beat the Thieves Guild without Stealing"-"Ain't stealing if he's dead". My friend, I think you have a great future in politics.
Oh shit
Trader: *chillin tryna make a living to feed his family Ymfah: I ' L L S E L L Y O U Y O U R E N T I R E S T O C K
The fact that he never wears armor through these.
At least he wore clothes in this one
the change in music at 14:25 is seriously one of the best moments in any youtube video, period
That paralysis poison hit Mercer at the perfect time. He was mid spin attack and being further spun by a power attack from the greatsword, so the paralysis froze him in place and spun him around like a fuckin roulette
We were somewhere around Riften on the edge of the forest when the poison began to take hold...
@@downix what?
@@gubungodupenhageniii1195 - I modified the opening line from a famous novel, "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas"
You spin me right round baby...
@@downix I like your words magic man
starting to think you are one of Bethesda's programmers just showing off what you secretly placed in the game
Bezejmenný kanál That’d be sick
Nah, bc then he'd make it 100% possible. Then again, it is. He just screwed up twice.
Bethesda has programmers?
So now the likes are 420
This was absolutely brilliant, thanks for going through this ymfah
I love the bucket ducktales meme. there’s such a long buildup until you actually fly and you know exactly what the sound will be, but it’s still making me giggle
tfw you just conned the entire thieves guild to become their leader
The greatest hustle of all time.
But tbh, this makes her more impressive. Any thief can steal but only the greats can steal without stealing.
Our boss is so good, no one EVER saw her stealing.
@@Sypaka exactly. She's so good, we've never even seen her steal
The guy who crossed Wales in a straight line committed more crimes than this.
tell me more about this man
@@yourehereforthatarentyou Look it up on youtube, he has a channel and documented the whole thing
He sure did rack up a lot of trespasses
@@lred1383 Yes. Actually trespassing is quite easy to commit. I've did it several times without knowing. my GPS is weird and gates were opened so I've just came in using one, came out using other. Week after doing it daily I've seen "private property, no trespassing" sign :) It had also info about being secured, but I won't give much attention to it...
@@Petaurista13 actually trespassing itself in the UK isnt a crime unless against the queen or is "aggravated" trespass such as when asked to leave by a person then not doing so. edit: im not a lawyer btw dont actually do this
This is actually really damn impressive and I enjoyed watching. Its like a speed run... but instead of using glitches to finish quickly, you are using glitches to avoid doing the one thing you are supposed to be doing lol
literally cant stop watching these thanks for the endless entertainment bro whether its the bloodborne or skyrim videos or whatever. gives me motivation to play RPGs just to mess around lol.
The struggles of a lawful evil Skyrim player: Murder? Fine by me, but for the love of God don't pick pockets or locks, we aren't animals.
Murder? Could care less. Steal someone's sweet roll on accident? War crime.
It’s not murder dear... it’s self defense
Murder is also bad. It's more like... forced execution.
@@stefanm.734 As opposed to voluntary execution?
@@minecraftbrother7255 Exactly.
My first Skyrim character was an argonian and after you kill Mercer my first thought was the same. “You idiots are going to die but not me”
Same
Argonian Gang
But you still gasp for air every time you go in/out of water, so that's nice.
@@PlatoonGoon it's called being polite.
Reminds me of an American Dad episode when the basement is getting flooded and Roger and Stan are in it and Stan goes "we are going to die in here!" and Roger responds " *You* are going to die in here, I'll be fine, I can breathe underwater. But don't worry, I'll be very respectful to your corpse for the first ten minutes"
Such a great video. So funny and fantastically edited. Great soundtrack could honestly listen on loop!
"Lifts-Her-Tail" lmao i'm ded XD
It's the name of the lusty argonian maid lmfao
Literally breaking the laws of reality just to tread on thin ice of the law: The Movie
That's awesome
14:03 ymfah: this is a bucket Skyrim: dear God ymfah: there's more Skyrim: Noo
TF2 expiration date XD
Gentlemen, synchronize your death watches.
nostalgia be like
You had me rolling dude. gg
*chef's kiss*
"I'm not paying you a single coin..." "Are you sure about that?" 😂😂
“Next up, the lizard!” *Shouldnt have said that*
*cut to helgen being bombed with fire*
17:55 10% *PAIN* 20% *PAIN* 15% Concentreted power of *PAIN* 5% *PAIN* 50% *PAIN* 100% Reason to remember the *PAIN*
Second 15% is actually 50%
Onde já se viu um Br que não fica brsando no vídeo dos gringo.
@@myst1c164 Thanks, fixed
Pedro Henrique Leite felix no prob
Thanks for the replay button
You broke Marcurio's heart. He broke your chances at 0 locks picked.
ha
"Sir, I'm innocent. Just look at my record!"
The 'So guys, we did it' meme caught me off guard and I'm happy about it. Love your videos so much, they make my day!!!
The determination, the hours of gameplay, and the countless hours editing / rendering the video is mind blowing. How? Subbed.
For real I just picked up uploading on KZhead in efforts to make my little but still active community of Wiimmfi Super Smash Brothers Brawl bigger and i can say as a fact that editing videos is very hard and tiring....even if my edit aren't that great. I love my community
DabZilla 710ish was he talking about your videos? No. He was talking about how good ymfah is at editing.
Whiterun Guard I don’t care if you think I just got my fucking sweet roll stolen
Whiterun Guard he didnt have to plug his community or whatever that junk is he couldve just said how hard his editing is
Luca Garrett exactly
10% Pain 20% Pain 15% Concentrated power of pain 5% Pain 50% Pain And 100% reason to remember the *pain*
HERE COMES THE PAIN TRAIN (C)
Joel Haggis 420th like :3
I was literally wheezing during that part
17:54
@@mauer1 You're a hero. I hate it when people don't put a god damn time stamp.
Your taste is music is wondeful. glad we're in tune with both comedic timing and song. love your vids.
12:30 👌🏼 quality metal placement
next on ymfah : how to beat skyrim without playing the game
Not playing the game is the real reward
“How to play Skyrim without a console or computer”
Simply take the disk and begin beating it. Mercilessly. Simple really.
how to become the harbinger without even touching a single weapon or armor. no magic, no stealth, no poisons, no puppy powers, just a potato farmer and his fists... or a lumberjack and his woodcutting axe...
How to beat Skyrim without ever being born
*interview with the thieves guild* (interviewer) can you tell me about your boss? (thieves guild) our boss isnt even a thief, she has never committed a crime in her life
(thieves guild) Except that one time she trespassed and picked a lock. Other than that don't know how she's our boss. (interviewer) What a dangerous woman.
Except many kills.
@@TheSemgold It was all self defense, so no crime
Your gameplay filled me with determination to play more skyrim:)
Combination of your game knowledge and editing skills is youtube perfection.
Back when I was a kid, I thought it might be possible to "fly" by just climbing onto something in the air VERY fast over and over again. The bucket trick makes my dream come true.
If you paralyzed them then you could steal without it being counted, but you would’ve needed a poison or the spell
Amazing video, haven't had so much fun watching skyrim content in while. Also, I'm pretty sure certain followers can unlock doors, depends on a hidden Stat I think
1:48 just the thought of picking up his stuff, and then selling it all back to him is hilarious