A detailed guide on beating The Elder Scrolls V : Skyrim with the minimum number of shouts.
Done in the most recent version of Skyrim : Special edition.
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More Bethesda : kzhead.info/channel/PLfndWzNAXra06znz1QPRdyApj0-W_2-lW.html How tf does King Crimson work?
You tell me, man.
it just works
Man tell your grand children to play tes:6 like this so our grand children will get blessed too
umu
king crimson is like lag switch
at this point "Zu'u unslaad! Zu'u nis oblaan!" is so deeply rooted in my memory that i will probably end up saying it in my final dementia-ridden moments.
That, "Climb in back and we'll be off." and "Simplicity itself".
I just imagine "Back in my day, we used to use buckets to travel!" "Yes Grandpa" "Its how we broke into the old folks home and killed the dragon!" "Ok, Grandpa." "You kids nowadays don't even know what zu'u unslaad means." "Whatever you say, Grandpa."
Bonus points if those are your last words, leaving your kids scrambling to figure out what the hell that meant only to curse your memory when they finally get it years later.
@@anonthe-third2367 they'll understand when they download Skyrim Legacy edition 20 years from now
Just in case anybody is _uneducated_ in the Thu'um, "Zu'u unslaad! Zu'u nis oblaan!" is Alduin's last words and they mean "I am eternal! I cannot die!". yw :)
The buckets are possibly the most developed characters in these videos.
If you think this guy likes his buckets. Mitten squad treats them as the most valuable things to exist (well, in his older Skyrim challenges)
I agree here :D
Bucket glitching is the path to CHIM.
@@brain5853 what's Chim?
John Doe look it up
"Show us, Dragonborn. Let us taste that Sexy Voice" -Arngeir
I heard that same
Manslayer really made an impact I guess 😄
hes got it modded, they refer to Delphine as Belle Delphine and stuff if you noticed in the captions.
"Uh.. What a fuck?" -Balgruuf
This is better than sex!
Ymfah: this is a bucket skyrim: dear god Ymfah: there is more skyrim: no
The single most underrated YT comment I've ever found. Mega RIP
You made my laugh so hard... Thanks for brightening my evening, stranger)
**cue the spy music in the beginning**
Unoffical patch: n o
Impossible how can it be more
Minor inconvenience: exists Ymfah: THAT'S IT! IM GETTING ME BUCKET!
1000th like
Is that a Mitten Squad reference?
Seeing him use the bucket exploit never gets ol.
Wait... I know you
Whoa... is this a ghost trick?
The hardest possible challenge for you: beat Skyrim without a single bucket.
Yeah but atleast we can use da p o t
impossible
I wish I knew about the bucket when I still played Skyrim. It’s not a challenge to beat Skyrim without the bucket, it’s a curse
NONIIIIIII!!!!!!!
That's no challenge, that's torture.
When you show up to Tullius dressed as a Stormcloak, and Ulfric dressed as an Imperial, and convince them both to attend your tea-party. Which you host wearing only a chef's hat.
He's playing the mind game
7:20 I love the idea of this random stranger coming into the Greybeard's place, completely unwarranted, asking for a Shout to fight against dragons, and Arngeir's response is just "The fuck? Who are you, and who told you about that?"
I love how every time he needed to get into High Hrothgar he used a different method.
Dev Nerd horse is my usual method, I just steal one from riften stables
Masterplanet 420 I go through Helgen, super fast, best one in the game maybe.
Variety is the spice of life
Masterplanet 420 Isn’t that more, further than going around?
Max Alexander Like chicken, if you use different spices everyday, shit never gets boring
“Ah W H A T T H E F U C K, trap a dragon in my palace”
13:31
"Show us, Dragonborn. Let us taste that *sexy* voice."
@@arthurmorgan4602 The Greybeards are scalies.
I need name of mod XD if any
Neeryash Singh I’m not sure if it’s a mod or editing to be honest.
He has a save called “lusty argonian maid” and another called “lifts her tail”
"How to Beat Skyrim with 0 Equip Load" and "How to Beat the Thieves Guild without Stealing", respectively. You can also see the save files Parry Hotter from "How to Beat the College of Winterhold without Magic" and Useful Hawkeye from "How to make a Bow "Only" Build in Skyrim".
@@Cheerybelle this dude has learned all the lore
@@youwillpayforyoursins9372 Well, y'know, I've watched the videos; they were good, so I've rewatched the videos many more times. "I'm a woman of refined, yet simple tastes." Anyway, ya pick up on quite a few details on subsequent watches.
@@Cheerybelle You've mastered the lore of ymfah, it's pretty much like remembering the whole Bible.
"Lusty argonian maid" is neither argonian nor a maid, it's a nord guy, I think
14:14 Successfully invites every leader in Skyrim to the peace council Accidentally steals tunkard Suddenly becomes Skyrim's most wanted criminal
"Belle Delphine? So you finally found her..." Yeah I saw her selling her bathwater to the Riverwood Trader.
can't believe that's actually her name in the game.
Barbare4032 what
@@kolya4536 ymfah probably just modded in that dialogue
@@redreboot483 not just probably, he actually did. Same thing with the greybeards asking the dragonborn to show them his sexy voice
Looking for someone to comment that.
ymfah: How tf does King Crimson work? *It just works*
Just Some Guy without a Mustache again
weebs everywhere (#_#)
“It just works” means it barely works, but i get the joke.
King crimson sees 10secs into the future, while the ability is active everyone just autopilots unconciously until it's over. But Diabolo would've killed them already
10 seconds? Try ten weeks
Riften City Guard after being persuaded: "Alright, keep your voice down" ymfah: "... That's the plan."
Ymfah: "Go to the Solitude farm..." Me: "THE TALL BUCKET!"
His mom told him to keep the noise down
This is the only comment. Everyone else, go home.
I want to like your comment but I don't want to ruin the 666 likes
"but you clearly used those shouts, even if the game didn't track them because of the load warping" "I erased time and leaped past it. Only the result remains"
its the power of his stand
"It Just Works." - Todd Howard
Android 19 Kore ga... 「Requiem」da
You're profile picture matches what you've just said.
Couldn't he just hack the game and turn the number of shouts down to zero?
I freaking died when you were standing over each army leader sporting the other team's colors. XD Your attention to detail is amazing.
2020: How to pass Skyrim without shouts. 2030: How to pass Skyrim without Skyrim.
На рисовые поля, быстро
Работники до сих пор хотят пить
Выходи мы тебя рассекретили
All mighty Todd Howard, peace be upon him, would never allow that.
2040: How to pass Skyrim without Buckets.
I love how this Argonian shows up to invite people to peace talks and in each case he wears the armour of their enemies
No no, you see, it's a genius strategy! Since he's been breaking the timeline all over the place, neither the Imperials or the Stormcloaks know of him, and therefore have no reason to trust him, so he's disguising himself as a messenger from the opposing general in order to maneuver both sides to the peace talks all Machiavellian-like!
Zyri Antel No mortal mind can comprehend Ymfahs strategy, he is beyond us
@@zyriantel9601 Brilliant.
And he teaches us king crimson
No Nameless King? *casul*
*_(Main Boss and DLC)_*
Nameless King? Is that the guy who keep sending his cults after me
@ROBLOX is trash Is that a motherfucking JoJo reference?
@@Jack_Mercer cringe
@@ironicelm9040 holy shit, was that an internet reference?
Calling the greybeards call a DM is the greatest thing I've ever heard
Well they @everyone
You harnessed time and space for the fight with alduin, just like what nord heroes did with the elder scroll. What a lore-friendly approach. It just works
When you've got a sore throat and shouting hurts but you still need to save the world.
🤣
Basically what happened to Tiber Septim
Too bad the gods never taught mortalkind how to do magical incantations in sign language, would've made this whole thing a non-issue.
@@zyriantel9601 Now that's just a glorified Z-Move
"You fools, you absolute buffoons!" Guards watch as naked Argonian flies away on a bucket
The cool synthwave music when hes flying on the bucket into the embassy is "A Monster - WaveShaper"
Thank you!
He puts a link to a playlist of all the music he uses in a video in the description. They're even in the order they appeared in the video.
@@sagecolvard9644 nobody reads the description, you should know that
@@yourehereforthatarentyou True enough.
Leaving this here
The track that starts at 15:25 and comes back at 15:55 is Apocalypsis Noctis, in case anyone is wondering. It's not listed in the linked playlist of music used
Super late but thank you very much
"What if the dragonborn was a lizard with crippling social anxiety"
i felt that.
“For someone fluent only in the language of death, silence is praise indeed.” - Odgrub, the Legendary Nord
I get ya! Kliksphillip's Nord character.
*"Lydia carried his burdens"*
@@izimari but she loved that man
"I aM sWoRn TO CaRRy YouR bUrDeNS"
Rip Lydia
That reload to skip the last third of the game was the coolest thing you’ve ever done
Now how about "Can you beat Skyrim without getting spotted by enemies?" as a challenge? Seems hard and fun to watch
Stealth Archer?
Ah yes John Cena roleplay
@@AmadisLFE Stealth archer but the eye above enemies CAN NOT show "revealed" at any given time idk, sounds fun enough to try it out
Illusion for the win.
@@Shiina017 what about bosses/fights that start knowing your location? i still think it would be cool to watch
Alternative title: *"Man vs Wild: Getting into High Hrothgar with only a bucket"*
*ymfah* : This ... is a bucket . *Everyone* : Dear god ... *ymfah* : There's more ... *Everyone* : No ...
I was confused if this was a ymfah video until I saw a half-naked argonian flying on a bucket
ymfah has been continually growing stronger in breaking Skyrim. If this video was remade now, I bet he could squeak it out with no shouts at all. It'd be like load warping his own channel.
Within King Crimson's ability, time is erased from the world and none can remember the sweetrolls they left during this time! The saves in the cloud do not realize they have been loaded by the dragonborn! A shout is not aware of the moment it has been erased! It is only the results! Only the results that remain in this world! All the actions you take in a world where time is erased are meaningless! And I alone can react to these actions! I can see exactly how you will act! That is the ability of my King Crimson!
Paarthunax: Use your shout now! Ymfah: tee hee im shy...
To reiterate on a comment from a previous video: "I present you, the dragonborn. Slayer of Alduin" "Didn't kill him" "Oh... Uh... Listener of the Dark Brotherhood" "Oh yeah didn't kill anyone for that either" "Right... Master of Thieves Guild" "Sorry but stealing is against my (Very flexible) moral code" "Archmage of the College of Winterh-" "Sorry but I don't do magic" "Well... the one who can speak the tongue of the dragons and shout fire from his lips, or frost from his breath" "What's a shout?"
Next up Dawnguard: Joining the Vampire Slayers without slaying vampires.
@@alexanderticonuwu7591 Isn't that part already included in the Pacifist Skyrim video though? ymfah did beat both DLCs in that run too.
"I heard you're an excelent marks-" "Oh no, i just hit people with my bow, i don't know what are those things called arrows" "Well... at least you're on a high lev-" "Also i'm still Level 1" "I give up"
"Okay, WHAT can you do?" "Oh that is a funny tale. Do you have a bucket?" "Dear god." "There is more. Just give me that bowl too."
*Weapon runs out of juice* Saruman: "You have no power here!" Ymfah: *uses time macguffin* Truly, this is the greatest anime.
6:00 Subtitles: “Belle Delphine?” Mission notification: “Get the premium snapchat”
Ymfah: **load warps to get to sovngarde, skipping about 60% of the game and clearing many shouts from his list** Ymfah: "I'VE JUST DEFEATED MY WEAKER SELF FROM THE PAST!"
Past Ymfah: You're weak. Current Ymfah: I'm you.
He has obliterated time and leapt past it, leaving only the results
This is King Crimson’s ability
The bucket is the most versatile tool in Skyrim history
Is it really though? The platter can be used to similar effect.
I once bugged a bucket to the point that jumping on it would send you flying across the map and put you near the invisible ceiling.
14:55 "Your Thu'um is strong, Dovahkiin. But I am beyond strength"
Skyrim: The game that figured out how to force non-magic users to finally use magic, by not calling it magic. Not even ymfah can escape it.
using literal chronomancy is a badass way of Breaking the game
When I first played Skyrim, I swore Balgruuf said "Fricken' Tulius" and to this day I still can't unhear that.
I remember something like this
I think there is a glitch in some versions of the game where using a rune on a tomb will instantly hurt the draugr inside, making it awaken, so you can skip fus early Edit: clarification
This is true, I discovered it last night while testing a new build
David Sly Skyrim VR is easy to break. Attack through tombs, use levers that are behind a wall.
"Glitch"? That is just Rune Spells working as they're meant to. Aura Whisper to find the glowies, then Fire Rune on the Draugr Coffins and Falmer Tunnels, or Thunder Rune if you're dealing with Dwemer Pipes. And yes, as Oblivious said, we VR players don't even have to do that since we can just reach into the coffins and punch them.
i tried to skip it, but you get given the first word when beat the first quest dragon at the watchtower
2:22 Actually you can get the boss out of the coffin without learning the shout. If you cast any rune spell on/near the coffin it explodes immediately and forces the boss out.
That got patched out.
@@sagecolvard9644 ??it still works for me
@@bonafidestallion2226Unnoficial patch, maybe?
The Dragonborn: *literally has Dragon Blood running through his veins and can learn Shouts almost instantly* Also the Dragonborn: Hey, that’s cool, but what if I didn’t?
I dont like yelling.
I hate being better than everybody. I want to be better than them by working for it just like oblivion
Guards: I heard that argonian was the dragonborn? but I think I've only ever heard of him shouting like half a dozen times?
闇冬 uh ok boomer
“That is the true lesson of strength. Rejecting unneeded power that isn’t your own.” -Darth Kreia, KOTOR
ymfah : *I erased my progress and leapt past it...*
Now only the results remain
You can actually skip learning Fus in Bleak Falls Barrow if you use the Bloodskal Blade's energy beam on the sarcophagus. Although, this ultimately doesn't matter because the game automatically teaches the word once you absorb Mirmulnir's soul.
Love how he wears the opposing side when talking to Tullius and Ulfric
Alternative title: What if the Dragonborn had crippling socialphobia
What if they were a mute
Alt title : What if the Dragonborn had a * ゴゴゴゴf u c k e n S t a n d ゴゴゴゴ *
@@mortak6307 what if the dragon born was a jojo fan
The Dragonborn to the Greybeards during the entire play through: “Let me in! Let me iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin!!!”
5:58 I love how he edited the beginning of the subtitles. It's brilliant
"Eh? What the fck?! You want to trap a dragon in my palace?!" -Jarl Ballin.
I'm kinda dissappointed that he didn't attack Heimskr at the end. How can one break with such precious traditions?
Literally couldn't (well, without console commands i mean) He was stuck in the Alduin fight.
He felt Heimskr's pain this time :(
@@1r587 but he could use King Crimsom
I mean, he tried, but the guard told him no.
King Crimson's his way to sovengard, then alduin uses gold experience requiem
Yes xD
I didn't expect an "into the breach" reference
I can't seem to make my character float with a bucket... you have the magic touch, man.
You need that specific bucket from that farm. Other buckets only let you walk through walls.
That mid jump transition was perfection
*Me about to sleep ymfah: Hey you!
-hey you pikachu plays-
You are finally awake
*Getting in bed* Ymfah: "STOP!!"
@@Shift_Salt Man, you were supposed to say "You were trying to cross the border, right?"
@@Shift_Salt Ok, let's start again. Hey, you!
I saw the end of the main quest way more times while watching your videos than in 1700 hours of gameplay.
"Need get kill" is the most succinct, easy to understand, meaningful way of displaying information ever invented and nobody ever talks about it
Lol imagine waiting years for the guy who can use dragon shouts but turns out to be mute
video: how to beat skyrim with the fewest shout me: how to yeet into the greybeards backyard
Man, everytime you do another playthrough of Skyrim it makes me want to do it as well. I do not regret that decision.
New challenge: beat Skyrim without any glitches or exploits. wait that’s impossible
How are you "Normally" playing Skyrim without running into any glitches?
Sage Colvard I’m not gonna lie fam I was super tired when I made this comment. It should’ve been “wait that’s impossible”.
Q: How to beat Skyrim? A: Just bring a bucket
How to beat the Companions questline without killing They're not the Dark Brotherhood, but a lot of their quests requires you to kill someone.
He'd just do the same thing as in the Dark Brotherhood video though.
That's... a fair point... Would still watch it tho
@@123123halofan but it's ymfah. He won't doing the same thing
Ymfah needs to do *_something_* with the Companions questline.
I actually tried something like that (killed only the draugr). Vilkas still had his dramatic revenge "I regret nothing of what we did." dialogue.
Man your videos are the best. The fact that you foreshadowed the loadwarp with an effect is just insanely clever not to mention the actual content of the video. Keep up the great work!
That tower of Mzark trick is amazing. It took a few tries to get the lever but you just have to keep jiggling around until you get it
13:39 "...Fricken' Tullius would have to listen."
After watching so many videos of yours, “Climb on back and we’ll be off” is now permanently burnt into my memory.
Using a portal into the Dreamsleeve to send a younger version of yourself to fight a fragment of the embodiment of Time itself is such excellent Kalpa-breaking Kirkbride nonsense that this is now my canon version of the events of Skyrim.
I love how he used "frickin Tullius" once again
U know it’s real game breaking time when ymfah starts playing the OG Skyrim theme
Literally the best series on KZhead. No other channel is as funny and original as this masterpiece
14:07 he switched his armor just to piss off whoever he was talking to
How to beat skyrim while having a high bounty in every hold Rules: No paying off the bounty No getting arrested Must always be a wanted criminal with atleast 1000 gold bounty in every hold
Impossible because most of the NPCs will attack you including the jarls and farengar
@@Boobo_000 nothing is impossible for ymfah
@@Boobo_000 Illusion spells though
could be fun
I happen to have a bounty of 1040 in whiterun, I can enter Dragonsreach no problem
That intro made me miss Sorenova even more :(
same
What happened btw ?
@@SSweeys they very rarely upload
Love your skyrim videos. Sometimes I want to come back here, but it never will be so fun as yours videos. Good luck man
Dude you’ll always be my comfort youtuber, I love watching your videos, I love the editing and your humor, thank for bringing laughs in my life :3
i love how he breaks the whole system in Skyrim
"I need to ask you to stop. That.. Shouting. Is making people nervous,"
I love the fact you guys go through so much trouble for these runs I would never do
This video felt like watching a whole series. Editing and writing 100
5:37 "Keep your voice down... Do you want everyone to hear you" So what you're saying is... he was shouting?
Truth is, the game was rigged from the start.
No, that happens when you don't pay to the guards
Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.
@@giangihiyoko4826 fool you fell right into our trap
@@giangihiyoko4826 whoosh
Actually, that is one sexy character ymfah made this time around.
Blue Shell a lusty argonian that is.
@@_noobmaster69_54 it's janitor tho
Yiff in hell
Kaiba: YES yes
OwO
I love ur skyrim videos so hard, The outro is so epic every time
*Went to High Hrothgar via back door* Greybeard : Wait, who- FUS RO DAH
have any of y'all ever just...: *B E ND THE FABRIC OF TIME AND SPACE THEN PROCEED TO D I S TO R T AND ABUSE THE WORLD TO STOP SHOUTING BECAUSE A GUARd TOLD YOU to*
You can just enter through a building from the docks tho.
"But I don't want to make people nervous. I'm too shy and don't want to get scolded again."
Yeah, I hate it when that happens.
KING CRIMSON! Started: Sovngarde
your music choice for these videos is what keeps me alive
ymfah: This is a bucket. Soldier: Dear God! ymfah: I can fly with it. Soldier: No!
"Let us taste that sexy voice" caught me off guard not gonna lie
Next: How to beat skyrim without installing it.
Play the cracked versions, they're technically not the real legal version of skyrim
Easy, you just gotta use the bucket.
Have someone else install it for you
@@exantiuse497 but your playing the legal version, someone else installed for you (on your computer) which means you technically own the game. Misson failed.
“Hey Alexa play Skyrim”
Imagine people watching this or any of ymfah's vids who haven't watched jojo yet
What’s jojo?
I haven’t watched jojo
18:24 "Lusty Argonian Maid" "Lifts-Her-Tail" Oh god...Don't bring SS13 into this!!!