Food Theory: Captain Crunch is an IMPOSTOR! (Cap'n Crunch Cereal)
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Disclaimer: At 3:25, our editors accidentally used a military uniform that is not a U.S. Military Uniform. This was not intentional, and we acknowledge we should have caught this sooner. The LATER images ARE in fact US Navy.
We all know the mouth scraping-ly good cereal known as Cap'n Crunch. What you may NOT know is that the good ole "Cap'n" is no captain at all! In fact he is nothing but a LIAR! You see, this well loved cereal mascot has been masquerading for YEARS as an honorable captain but today, Loyal Theorists, we are pulling back the curtain on this so-called captain!
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i feel like matpat has a secret grudge against cereals like not giving him his promised prizes in the box or something
Sogginess: seems about right
Sounds about right
Nah, he's been taking shots at Old children's cartoons for years now. He just loves crushing childhood dreams
Yeah probably LOL
why is this video a thing lol
he's not flying a valid country's flag. That makes him a pirate
And that makes Cap'n Crunch tonight's biggest loser!
Haaaah... you are right
I'd always assumed he was a civilian captain since his ship didn't seem like one the navy uses. But the uniform is still a problem then.
He's just the acting captain
@@rifter0x0000 still has to fly a valid flag
Imagine if the Cap'n himself made yet another defensive tweet neglecting this ENTIRE theory & Mat had to make a follow-up video!
That would be funny and crazy nice idea
Or even if Jean Le'foot tweeted again
@@GoldAmple nah Jean is dead lol
I love how the US Navy actually bothered to respond to the Capn crunch thing instead of just ignoring it
Can we just appreciate the fact that there's a social media marketer whose job, at one point, involved tweeting "hOoOoOOOOooooOOOWwwwWWWLllLlLlLLL" multiple times.
I'm supprised at their dedication ngl
There's probably a guy in the back of the office who gets paid for that 😂
Imagine being asked you “What do you wanna be when you grow up?” And you respond- “I want to say HoOoOwWwWlLllL on twitter every day all the while promoting cereal”
This was no social media marketer, but Seadog himself! Seadog was gifted an iPhone 4s by Horatio after Seadog asked for one many times. Horatio couldn't understand why a dog would need a smartphone, but as he is a kind and just leader, he gave him one anyways. These CrunchFacts TM are all common knowledge, are they not?
This video brings a whole new meaning to “cereal killer”
Time to shug some wine o
*Pffff-*
oof i was gonna say that
Lol 😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
True
I’m so proud of you. You not only pointed out all of the details on the naval coats but even called them by the correct names and got the correct ranks. I love history specifically the nitty gritty details on uniforms and to see this amount of effort put into a video maybe by a channel such as yourself that didn’t need or have to brings joy to me. Thank you MatPat.
I am also a person who loves history but he forgot one thing: the U.S navy uniform image he used was the dress uniform of the KRIEGSMARINE. Pretty big mistake imo.
10:55 - …now, are ya SURE that’s the BEST case? Abandonment? I’d like to put in a word for “passed due to old age”, and the lack of discussion is because the loss hurts too much.
Cap just could've said "I'm a fictional character I can be whatever I want to be"
True but now I kind of want to know who's actual job it is to type in howel on twitter every now and again?
This make me laugh
Oh no, is soldier from tf2 next?
He’s never called himself a “Captain.” Only as “Cap’n.” Maybe that’s his name :p As for Twitter, have we not considered maybe Jean Lafoot faked his death, killed Cap’n and his entire crew and has been impersonating him on Twitter ever since?
He could, but hen we wouldn't have this episode.
Plot twist: Matpat is Jean LaFoote’s reincarnation and wants to end Cap’n Crunch’s career
That be a good twist.😳
Then why does he also target Fnaf and other things unless he wants to cover it all up to keep us at bay
@@mysteriousfigure5423 In order to gain popularity so everyone knows what the Cap'n did
Imagine tho
@@mysteriousfigure5423 I think he’s has mat pat family at gun point and is forcing him to do this food theory video
Seeing Crunch in 3D is nightmare fuel.
i always love matpat's mini skits in the intro
Same!😂
1970’s: in the future we will have flying cars! 2021: Local man accuses cereal mascot of breaking federal law
Captain Crunch is a Privateer and if Matpat ever told the truth he would have told people that.
we’re evolving, just backwards
@@jordancambridge4106 You must have a lot of time to spam that on every comment, and yes it is possible that he was a privateer but there is no canonical evidence.
@@j.carter6449 You ever heard of a rare ability called right click copy right click paste? Oh wait no you have not because your too stupid to know about stuff people learned 20 years ago.
@@j.carter6449 Also if you actually every looked at real old commercials he clearly was called that multiple times and his outfit is well his hat is that of a French Calvary while jacket is similar to a civilian privateer jacket and legs and boots of army and gloves of fancy butler he is clearly a privateer. Also the turn Cap'n is a privateer rank
Things I learned about Cap'n Crunch: his name is Horatio, and he had a dog.
Same
Indeed
Me too 😂
I didnt know that, cool
@@sarahvanrooyen7280 then you clearly didn't watch the video
I just realized- Jean LeFoot is a spin-off of Jean Lafitte, (la feet) a French pirate
My question is this, does anyone else remember this cereal being changed from Captain Crunch to Cap'n Crunch? I know what history say's officially. I remember it always being like he says in the video Captain Crunch not Cap'n Crunch. I feel like I am in the twilight zone.
I think that this is the only instance that the “Cereal Killer” joke is acceptable
Not wrong
Yes
love it
Whybnot eating cereal babys you know like ceral had a baby then you ate that ceral then that would make you a cereal killer
Came here to say this but you said it better.
“Cap’n Crunch is a murderer” There’s the good ol’ matpat I know
True
It's like an episode of Dateline
No! A cereal killer get it!?!
@@crazilyryan6274 Those are dark
@@judematthewtante9724 what have you done
My big question is why is there an off-brand version of Crunch and Crunch Berries, but not of Peanut Butter Crunch? That's the best one!
Another great video! Something I think is important to note is that he's known (at least on the box) as "Cap'n", not "Captain" or "CAPT", which might be a whole legal thing. Another thing that is probably important to notice is that there's no star/leaf above the stripes on his sleeve, which (at last in modern times) are present on officers' uniforms. Alternate theory - we're watching adverts from an alternate timeline where everything that's been said in the video that says he *isn't* in our world's military is the opposite in Cap'n Crunch's timeline. In his world, he *is* an official member of the military.
You’re a genius
"He's a con artist. He's a liar. He's a thief. And he may even be a murderer." Ok, wow. I've never been this engaged with cereal before.
Same
@@musiccrocodile8606 THIS IS WAR!
Could you say that Captain Crunch is a... cereal killer? I’m really sorry I just wanted to make the joke while I had the chance.
First subscriber
Isn’t he supposed to be a pirate tho
I love how MatPat just goes through this entire episode as if Captain Crunch is a real person who has done real crimes. I know he's a cartoon character, but the dedication to the bit is so much fun.
We shall forever seek the truth and expose the lies, even if they’re cartoon characters!
He is a pirate captain
He’s a “cereal” killer 😂
The intensity of the cereal episodes is hilarious🤣👏🏽
A fake cereal mascot isn’t in the military records Mat Pat: and I took that personally
Donald Duck’s in the Navy Records. They’re willing to do it
😂
@@simonlarimore1770 - But Donald Duck wasn't a draft dodger.
iirc Donald Duck also starred in several propaganda shorts during WW2
But disney owns the navy, they can do that
I mean, when I was a kid, I never thought he was an actual captain. I always thought he was like those people who own a boat, so they call themselves captain.
right?
I thought he was a captain as in the captain of a pirate crew, didn't realize until older that he was supposed to be the navy captain.
@@Fujimokou985 Same
lol
@@Fujimokou985 I always thought that too!
Fun fact for my Halo fans, Noble 6 is sometimes called "Lieutenant", so without his armor he has two stripes on his wrist.
Noble 6 is not a naval officer. Ranks are different for each branch of the military.
Ok
One thing I love about food theory is that you don't really have to know about the product and you can still watch the video I get entertained
I always knew he was cap'n 🧢
No way. Theeeee .exe creator.
Wow a creator
*insert funny cap joke*
Smh.....(likes anyway)
I see what you did there
I imagine matpat randomly waking up at like 3 am and going "Is cap'n crunch a real captain؟"then going back to sleep immediatly then working on the theory the next day. I don't know how you keep getting these ideas but we love them,you had me watch a whole video about champagne while being a Muslim.
Me too I watched the whole video knowing I didn’t care about champagne.
Me to I also watched that whole video and I am a muslim too
same
Me: A cereal brand!😊 Matpat; CAPTAIN CRUNCH SECRETLY MURDERED HIS CREW, LET HIS FRIENDS DROWN AS HE LAUGHS, AND LIES TO BILLIONS OF PEOPLE ABOUT HIS CAPTAIN RANK!!! 😨
He explains a lot stuff that other people already found. Like in this video.
I guess you could say Cap’n Crunch is a “cereal” killer. *Dies Inside*
May I add more lore to this two year old theory? - Captain Crunch just recently went under a redesign which added another rank to his sleeves. 🤨 That’s a little suspicious
He is canceled
Let's be honest, we've all read about Captain Crunch not actually being a Captain many times in random online "Fun Facts" list
I've never heard of captain crunch
@@theemeraldvampire6320 😳
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Summary of the video: captain crunch is sus
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Matt Patt: I'm doing an episode an a kid's cereal Sponsor: An adult beverage.
How does yhis comment has no comments besides me.
How does yhis comment has no comments besides me.
How does yhis comment has no comments besides me.
The post coppa youtube is a strange place
I could have sworn I remember MatPat saying in the past that he doesn't drink. Weird to see him pitching wine
Can we take a moment to remember that this is a random so called captain that exists JUST FOR CEREAL
They have redone the Cap'n crunch box art to now show his sleeves have 4 rings
"Oddly, our personnel records do not show a 'Cap'n Crunch' who currently serves or has served in the Navy." I love when people have fun with their jobs.
Just like when someone got a lawsuit for selling a weapon in a videogame that was already broken
I have to agree
Uhhhhhhhhh Cournal sanders is just getting away
Hi
@@jacobya9922 Colonel Sanders was actually given the title by a governor (forgot what state but eh doesn't matter, the colonel isn't just there for show).
"He may even be a murderer." I guess you could call him a "cereal" killer.
GET OUT.
*pulls out gun*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Ba dum shhh
🔫 😶
Me:opens a business of cookies called “berry berry bun” Matpat:time for me to ruin cereals.
I actually saw a newer design on a box of Cap'n Crunch, and it actually had 4 stripes on the sleeve. I think that they saw this video.
“Hey, what’s your favorite cereal?” “ *Commander Crunch* “
That's understandable
Commander Crunch sounds like a dinosaur toy from the 80s
Ens’n Crunch
He's a fraud so "Criminal Crunch"
The CAPTAIN CRUNCH has been ejected!!!!
“The most dishonorable food mascot ever” Jared Fogle: am i a joke to you?
It's FICTIONAL. Don't get your panties in a twist.
@@Openreality It's a JOKE, don't get your panties in a bunch.
also The Noid, the mascot whose entire objective in life is to RUIN the product he’s advertising
@@MrSkerpentine remember how they couldnt use him anymore because someone killed himself thinking the mascot was a personal attack on him because his name was litteraly noid
Frito Bandito says hi. ;)
Sounds like Crunch needs a Court Martial.
“Oh snap crackle pop! You just got dunked on by the US navy!” Is my new favorite matpat saying.
Alternative theory: Jean LaFoote staged his battle with Seadog and the pair are now living happily together in safety. Probably part of a witness protection program.
In Westview under protection of FBI Agent Jimmy Woo? It all makes sense!
and LaFoote wrote the bio
@@magicalsleeper love that connection to WandaVision
capn crunch is sus
I think Seadog has been lying low after the incident to prevent the Guppy's crew from sailing into troubling (lawsuit filled) waters. Was that handrailing up to code?
Well, his title is “Cap’n” which everyone knows means “Cappin” - which everyone knows mean “bullshitting” or “lying” so it fits!
No, it means capping the point!
@@corrat4866 this point is mine
🤣🤣😭 fr
Lol
Basically you’re eating Bullshit Crunch
I can now say while looking at a box of Cap’n Crunch, he has four strips now💀
Yall i went to the store today and saw that he has 4 stripes on his sleeve now! 😭MatPat did so much work in this vid
Mat Pat: "There's nothing worse than soggy breakfast cereal." Me: *Purposefully pushing my cereal under the milk in order to make it softer.* Uh... Yeah. Uh huh.
I prefer soft cereal as well.
You’re all psychopaths.
@@discomacabre1 Indeed! :D
@@discomacabre1 so what you're telling me is that you like the roof of your mouth being torn to shreds.
no
Navy officer: a fictional character isn't in the navy Matpat: oooohhh!!!!!
and bush wasn't in the military ether apparently lol
@@ZION73082 National Air Guard technically is part of a militia under the National Guard Bureau. But, yeah not the federal military like the Air Force
I would like to know why mat pat says he's never had four stripes but a clip he uses in 6:53 it shows other wise
@@orangesquids119 I really don't know where you see four stripes. It still shows three.
No matter how much I love the super brainy videos, I also love these silly topic episodes
the snap crackle pop line was phenomenal
Theory: his nemesis actually died from rabies after the bite from the dog. Then he was thrown overboard as there were no near adequate places to bury him, then, since law requires that any dog who maliciously bites a human should be put down, which is why sedog died
Seadog
And, seadog left in 2015 Lafoote in 2012 #wheresseadog #whereslafoote
@@pas-giaw6055 oh. Ok
Dark, but plausible in this timeline.
That's actually a nice one, even if not accurate.
So, when's the theory of Ronald Mcdonald murdering all his friends coming out?
Haven't seen the hamburglar for awhile...
I remember having some fan art of him gruesomely murdering the crew way back in school. I had it as the wall paper for my school ipad 😂
Like bruh... filter much. I miss the Burglur. 😭
soon...
@@SoggyCoffeeAddict omg😂
its funny how cap'n crunch finally got his 4th stripe after this video, AND jean la'foot appeared on the back of at least the oops all berries (thats the only one i've gotten recently)
3:45 well then you'll be analyzing this under the laws in keeping up with the 1800s instead of 2015
Wow, this is JonTron’s “What are you the captain of” bit taken to a whole new level.
I know right
Yeah
Someone made the reference before I could, a person of culture right here
😂
I love the fact that the freaking Navy said something about “Captain” Crunch
Thts the level of pettyness i strive for.haha god bless our armed forces🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Captain Crunch is a Privateer and if Matpat ever told the truth he would have told people that. A privateer is a civilian contracted by the government to act as a military officer. Also that woman is a Private which is the lowest rank of navy you can be meaning she has no access to actual records nor any actual ability to discredit any information and that exact woman was dishonorably discharged for faking her credentials of being a higher rank than she actually was.
@@GbfhTime The highest rank she ever achieved was private and that is it.
@@jordancambridge4106 coming from a active duty sailor pvt is not a rank and I swear I hope you are a troll
@@total0nslaught420 odds are he’s a troll or someone with a grudge against Mat Pat, seeing as he has spammed this reply to several comments. That or he’s just stupid
Oh Captain Crunch having the insignia of a Commander and not a Captain has been an old meme for years before this video was released haha. Good to hear MatPat mentioned it before he left
Privateers(pirates.. oohh scary) held to a very vague concept of the Navel ranking, possibly to mock them. A Captain helmed a sigle ship, an Admiral helmed a ship while overseeing one or more additional ships.
"Commander Crunch" sounds a lot better than "Cap'n Crunch" imo.
I agree
Admiral Crunch
True
@@Orinslayer and his friend: Archduke Chocula😂
What is imo?
And here I was thinking that the Cap'n is a fictional character like an idiot.
Same
Lol that's impossible, nothing on TV can ever be fake
I know right
same
The thought never crossed my mind. I was more concerned with the roof of my mouth getting cut up. Remember... Chew with the sides not with the front!!!
MatPat: There's Nothing Worse Then Soggy Breakfast Cereal Me: I Feel Like I've Been Attacked
Who knew capn crunch was a cereal killer all along
This gives an ENTIRELY new meaning to the term “Cereal Killer”
My thoughts. They have to rename it.
it wasn’t a term before
Serial
Hmmmmmmmmm
@@ziver1156 ?
I like to imagine that the non canonical reason that L’foot and Sea Dog have been gone is that the team forgot the passwords for the accounts and just can’t get back in.
L'foot's unactivity would be a weird coincidence, but for sea dog i agree
to be fair, as long as the twitter accounts are canonically, y'know, twitter accounts, this could also be a canon reason
Or they found a spot in the ocean that can't get internet service. Heck, we have places like that on land!
@@LadyOnikara rewatching the video. New idea: The phone took in too much water, and when he finally went to get a new one he couldn’t get back into the account
@@OhsweetOhno that could be true. I know that if my phone breaks, I'm gonna have a bad time trying to remember all my passwords.
at the time of the theory it makes sense he's not a captain but that all has changed with him now having 4 stripes on his coat making him a captain legally in that sense but still not on record yet.
Company: canceling character because they don't like them Matpat: Murder!
New theory idea: MatPat had a traumatic experience with childhood cereal and this is just him dealing the trauma
That is the only explanation as to why he would make such a false video. If he had read up on his CrunchFacts, he would have known better.
Thank you i thought i was the only person left on earth with a brian cell left the humanity is dying and the dumb one's who don't listen to reason are killing humanity am i right or am i right?
@@williamhomschek3193 Brian cell.
@@chadgoldsmith6478 stop commenting on like every comment, we get you don’t believe it. You don’t have to believe it. Just stop pointing out this video that’s lighthearted and just for fun.
@@shiningstarz9658 lol i think the joke is on you for not realizing that person is a satire account... but okay lmao
He’s not a “captain”, he’s a “cap’n”. Big difference! 😂
Well still a captain either way like I'm just a Bat not a Man so yeah you see
Captain Crunch is a Privateer and if Matpat ever told the truth he would have told people that.
Either way, he sounds like a cereal killer.
Maybe "Cap'n" is some sort of name ?
My thoughts exactly! He's being accused of a crime he didn't commit!
Still one of my favorite theories to this day take a well deserved rest MatPat
I love that the Navy got involved in this. They had fun with there job
Not gonna lie, that was a menacing line. “I am aware, that’s why I didn’t salute.”
I KNOW RIGHT I WAS LEGITIMATELY HORRIFIED
@@rosyringd6172 How?
@@UrbanBricks He said it in such a deep and foreboding way and it just scared me
It's funny though 😂😂😂😂😂😂
mate sounded like he's jack sparrow
Imagine suing a cartoon character for calling himself a captain... *on a cereal box*.
And things shall get worse. LOL😂🤣😂🤣
And I'm Just here thinking bout captain Morgan...
*you failed to make the text bold rip*
@@romeroperez3682 *yes, yes I did*
@@tuukkamatikainen3389 lol
The voice of the Capn in that first old commercial was Daws Butler who did the voice of Yogi Bear and Huckleberry Hound etc. He was to Hannah Barberra what Mel Blanc was to Warner Brothers. Butler also taught voice acting to Nancy Cartwright who voices Bart Simpson.
When the captin crunch guy makes the gargling drowning noises, I laughed so much. Anybody else?
No one: MatPat: "𝘚𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘚𝘰𝘯𝘪𝘤 𝘣𝘦 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵𝘴?"
4/10 meme
10/10 meme. Did make me laught
being 100% honest, this just reinforces Cap'n Crunch being my favorite sugary cereal
It’s freaking tasty and that’s fact
Bruh you friggin terrify me
same
yup I will never stop eating Cap’n Crunch
It always hurts my mouth
The world is tearing a part of fictional story about a fictional cereal mascot that could just as well be in a different universe but it’s the Internet so I don’t know what it expected , but this is hilarious content so I don’t care
They now fix captain crunch now he has four stripes
Someone “u eating Cap’n Crunch” Me “nah I’m eating commander crunch”
he is actually Comm'nder Crunch
This is actually Ly'n Crunch
I actually got a ceral crunch thing ad for this video
Theory: the kids realized how bad captain was and took the dog a left
Makes sense.
Ha
YASS!
Seems legit
Or they killed it 😀
He took serial killer to a whole new level
Oh snap crackle pop got me so funny 🤣🤣
Honestly, before this I never knew The Cap’n was supposed to be in the military. I assumed he was a pirate
Cause he is
Yeah me to
Same here
I just assumed he was a Captain of his own merchant ship or something
Me too
nobody: Absolutely Nobody: MatPat: *Cancels Cap'n Crunch*
Re-watching this in 2023 when my family purchased a box of Cap'n Crunch commemorating the cereal's 60th anniversary. On the back of the box were puzzles and pictures about celebrating the captain's birthday. Sea Dog, Jean Lefoet, and the crew of misfit kids were all there for the party.
6:02 Pinocchio refrence
This theory is the epitome of "Sir, this is a Wendy's." Also, I always assumed Cap'n Crunch was a pirate.
Same
Or a rouge officer
Lmao lefit is he not
It would explain why his ship uses a civilian prefix, why he has children as regular crew members instead of them being relegated to more minor roles, and why his uniform is an amalgamation of different US Navy officers' uniforms. He captured a civilian ship, possibly a merchantman, refitted it for his own uses, got whatever crew members he could get, including children, and pieced his uniform together from different officers he killed or captured
me too 😊☝️
Matpat: Accepts that Count Chocula is an actual Count even though we don’t have an official backstory of him Also Matpat: Accuses Cap’n Crunch of not being a real naval captain even though we do have a backstory of him explained through the advertisements.
Well, Count Chocula is a descendant of Count Dracula
To be fair, unlike with the Count who does have a backstory somewhat explained, and Donald Duck, who has military service records that ya can get access too from the US Military records department, Crunch doesn't have that.
@Michael Luzier Well the Naval Commander did say that the Navy had no record of a Captain Crunch within the Navy
I see no problem here
two years later and still my favorite episode
Finally Cap'n crunch has changed their box so "Cap'n Horatio Magellan Crunch" Has 4 strips. But he still isn't a naval officer.
Man this just feels so much like the good old “Marios Secretly a Communist with ASPD” theories. Good nostalgia vibes
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bro, the good days of sans being ness and fucking nintendo added sans as a fucking skins!
@@veryhot6284 Ah, the good old' days when bots didnt fucking comment links on how to convert PDF's
omg that's exactly what i was thinking
when the navy says "we never had a fictional character in the navy" it cracks me up
Fun fact. The USMC issued a DD213 to Donald Duck.
Ikr lol
@@charlesvitanza8867 I completely forgot about that episode! What was it... Donald Duck against the Japanese?
@@Dragonspirit223 there were plenty of cartoons featuring Donald F Duck during that time; often done by Disney himself. But I was being serious.
@@charlesvitanza8867 oh yes, so was I, I know of the general idea of what your talking about, but just wanted specifications
I love the fact that the US Navy actually weighed in on the Captain Crunch conspiracy 😅
I saw a Cap'n Crunch box recently, & his sleeves do have four stripes now, it doesn't absolve him of the rest of his crimes, but the rank has officially been corrected 😂😂😂
Important clarification: "Captain" also refers to a non-military commander of a vessel, a position which does not require present or former membership in the naval forces. While a ship's captain must be a licensed mariner of Master grade, the rank is otherwise unrestricted.
But Cap’n Crunch stated ‘Naval Officer’ and he wasn’t in the Navy as a Captain
@@meisstupid The fictional Captain presumably assigned an orderly who messed up the reply... ;)
*Next food theory* “Is the lucky charms mascot secretly a war criminal”
You know what I wouldn’t be shocked if that happens *he is matpat after all*
At this point i expect it
With all of Lucky's connections to the IRA (look it up!) he'll be featured here soon.
Yes. Yes he is. I knew at lest ten people he's killed.
Lucky Charms Man = Osama bin laden
As quite literally being an active duty nuke student in the US Navy, this has gotta be the most applicable video to myself. It's crazy, it wants me to freakin boycott one of my fave cereals, just hearing about Cap'n Crunch's impersonation... I should really do my own research, but I do really appreciate MatPat for opening my eyes with these thoroughly researched and meticulously crafted videos.
Now I can add one more reason to my list why I dont like caption crunch cereal😆btw love your vids