As a Polish guy, I have heard them all. My father cleared it up for me. He said: "there is no such thing as a Polish joke. All of those stories are true."
@-ram-m26642 жыл бұрын
"My father cleared it up for me" did he Polish it?
@bluemamba53172 жыл бұрын
Well it's true, am true polish man and few seconds before I even saw this thumbnail I thought about eating a fried sausage, rly!!! XDDD But it's damn delicious, you have to taste it.
@karolol1272 жыл бұрын
@@kejiri3593 Keeping in season...How do we know that Jesus was not born in Poland? --> they couldn't find 3 wise men. :D
@-ram-m26642 жыл бұрын
I mean, if you can't get Kielbasa in store and tools to fix roof with, is it really a store?
@livedandletdie2 жыл бұрын
@@-ram-m2664 Nah, that is not about Poland, that is about somewhere else, you know, because there used to be 3 wise men in Poland, they all went down to Israel so that they could enjoy the weather, hot women, and lots of cheap wine.
@livedandletdie2 жыл бұрын
He's so Polish he didn't realise he was telling a Polish joke.
@ChubbyChecker1825 жыл бұрын
ChubbyChecker182 let it be known Dave Dave is the 69th like on this comment...farewell now
@davedave19183 жыл бұрын
@Dave Dave Can I be you?
@sozeytozey3 жыл бұрын
that is literally the joke.
@jaypegtv3 жыл бұрын
@@WiggleJimmy You didn't even spell it correctly you dumb bigot jackass.
@Hobby-zn7ce3 жыл бұрын
@@WiggleJimmy Is he a Pollachius pollachius or a Pollachius virens? You really should be more specific.
@notrappaport53403 жыл бұрын
Norm always acted like he found the secret of the universe and was just joking around since he already beat the game.
@nullskull68602 жыл бұрын
Awesome comment.
@mosienko1983 Жыл бұрын
The way Conan put it "He was the smartest guy in the room pretending to be the dumbest."
@TheTrueNarthumpulous11 ай бұрын
That is a really good way of describing him. Astute observation.
@iFixJunk11 ай бұрын
I mean, as a Christian that would be his belief.
@barelyprotestant536511 ай бұрын
He found a way to make even God Himself laugh.
@alexpetrovich8511 ай бұрын
The thing I love most about Norm's jokes is that I never know what the punchline is going to be.
@war2theren2276 жыл бұрын
or when..
@lilledrum3 жыл бұрын
True dat
@MrBigspendn3 жыл бұрын
I feel like this one was pretty obvious -- maybe not hardware store specifically, but it's pretty clear he wasn't in a restaurant as soon as the rant part started.
@arcxjo2 жыл бұрын
@@arcxjo thats the joke
@blindi63262 жыл бұрын
The "when" part is actually what makes it so funny. You may know what he's gonna say, but you can't really predict when he's gonna strike and it catches you off-guard.
@lordstinson80952 жыл бұрын
I love his smirk after he's said the punchline
@fifihey5 жыл бұрын
Well how else would we know the jokes finished 🙄
@he_is_a_GOOBER_dont_disrespect3 жыл бұрын
Yes, thank you. That's the funny thing behind Norm.
@MrBigspendn3 жыл бұрын
@@he_is_a_GOOBER_dont_disrespect Wait. What?
@MrBigspendn3 жыл бұрын
that deviant glare he gets, his eyes flash just for a moment
@pizzawar2 жыл бұрын
he doesn't find it funny at all: in fact he thinks it's disgusting!
@TransRoofKorean2 жыл бұрын
Conan is the perfect host for Norm McDonald, he understands his rhythm, adds to the joke and looks legitly surprised for the punchline.
@AlimentariasPeru2 жыл бұрын
No he isn't....... Sorry just came from Monty Python video.
@scrapplepig2 жыл бұрын
@@scrapplepig yes, he is
@pasteldecarne4852 жыл бұрын
@@pasteldecarne485 He isn't
@scrapplepig2 жыл бұрын
@@scrapplepig Yes, he is.
@pasteldecarne4852 жыл бұрын
@@pasteldecarne485 Is this the five minute argument, or the full half hour?
@andyboreland2 жыл бұрын
"Never judge a book by it's cover..unless it's Mein Kampf........"
@luukeluketer10247 жыл бұрын
A very underrated book
@rosihantu13 жыл бұрын
@@rosihantu1 true
@thediaxd37473 жыл бұрын
Bet
@badasman9293 жыл бұрын
The more I hear about that fella the harder it is for me to like him
@Lanosrep3 жыл бұрын
\o
@foodstampfreddy57663 жыл бұрын
"Well, first of all, it's a hardware store." I always hate when that happens.
@Galantski7 жыл бұрын
Sir, this is a Wendy's.
@justman18842 жыл бұрын
I knew something like that was coming😂🤣😂🤣😂
@georgeb.wolffsohn302 жыл бұрын
oh you must be Polish
@walterlippmann62922 жыл бұрын
You heard about the Polish guy who won the Olympic gold medal and had it bronzed? -- Rodney Dangerfield.
@morethan37562 жыл бұрын
Wdym? All the hardware stores in my area sell Polish Sausages
@Flame16112 жыл бұрын
Timing and delivery are Norm's greatest talents.
@davesnothere13056 жыл бұрын
Those are my talents as well. This was supposed to be a joke about being a dominoes driver
@inflatablemattress22 жыл бұрын
Yeah, being at the wrong store at the wrong time not being delivered what you asked for.
@beorlingo2 жыл бұрын
AAAAAAHHHHH!!!! PAAAAAIIIINNNN!!!!!! I broke my hand yesterday because of the hate comments I get all the time. I was so angry that I punched a hole in my computer. Please don't hate me, dear dav
@AxxLAfriku2 жыл бұрын
Ehhhh
@stademeister152 жыл бұрын
His Timing Is UnReal 😮
@anything7046 ай бұрын
“You talked to this guy for a WHILE” 😂
@TheBehm083 жыл бұрын
That’s one of the rarest of rare times someone else got a genuine laugh from the audience during Norm’s routine.
@RealJackHQ3 жыл бұрын
@@RealJackHQ Nope Conan always delivers with Norm
@innerDialectic3 жыл бұрын
@@innerDialectic They just connect really well.
@RealJackHQ3 жыл бұрын
@@innerDialectic It was good timing too because Norm was running out of food items with nationalities attatched to them. I think he probably was planning on Conan interrupting there too
@CSRgamer2 жыл бұрын
@@CSRgamer Norm was like "Damn Conan! How long are you going to let me go on?!"
@dalegreer30952 жыл бұрын
Spoczywaj w pokoju, Norm. Respect for you Norm in this sad moment from the Polish guy. Norm Macdonald 1959 - 2021
@irvingwashington86382 жыл бұрын
Wut
@stademeister152 жыл бұрын
He isn't polish btw
@xXLoonoeXx10 ай бұрын
@@xXLoonoeXxyeah no shit
@hercules_1448 ай бұрын
After all, the commenter at the top didn't write about it, that's not what he meant....@@xXLoonoeXx
@maxalbon95578 ай бұрын
@@maxalbon9557 I wrote in case someone thought he was polish since Norm has said he's polish even though he isn't.
@xXLoonoeXx8 ай бұрын
You don't sell sausage in hardware stores in US?
@gapapawel59019 жыл бұрын
+Gapa P Americans can hardly locate their own country on a map.....
@cugierkoteczka8 жыл бұрын
+Gapa P Norm is canadian
@Heruagarwaen8 жыл бұрын
Heruagarwaen didnt know. Thanks
@gapapawel59018 жыл бұрын
Only the ones owned by Polish Americans.
@Galantski7 жыл бұрын
it's not. it's the third or fourth biggest country in the map.
@krzychuka7 жыл бұрын
This is supposed to be the "definitive Polish joke": A traveling salesman is in a strange town and goes to a local neighborhood bar at the end of a hard day to relax. The bar is full of people and there is just one empty stool at the middle of the bar and he sits down. He's a friendly guy, being a salesman, and after ordering a beer, says in a loud voice "Hey everybody, I heard this really good Polish joke." Suddenly the room goes dead silent. The guy looks at the bartender and asks what happened. The bartender says, "Look fella. This bar is in a Polish neighborhood. All the patrons here are Polish. The bouncer by the door, the one seven foot tall not counting his head, he's Polish. And I own this establishment and I'm Polish. So you'd better consider all that before you tell your damn Polish joke." The salesman looks around at everybody and says, "I'm sorry. I didn't know. I'll tell it real slow."
@trainliker1002 жыл бұрын
Excellent!
@eddiemurphy61782 жыл бұрын
I've heard the same but it was a blind guy going to a bar and was about to tell a misogynistic joke about women.
@10Dante42 жыл бұрын
"Nah, I'm not gonna explain it so many times" is better punchline!
@Lord18852 жыл бұрын
I've heard this joke with every group in the world. Why do people vomit these ancient, tired jokes and insist they are brand new or original just because they changed one word?
@luxuryballer82912 жыл бұрын
@@luxuryballer8291 Perhaps you don't understand that not everyone has HEARD every joke in the world. To someone who has not heard it, it is new. Also, I never claimed it was brand new or original.
@trainliker1002 жыл бұрын
ach Norm, gdybyś tylko wiedział, że miałeś fanów także w Polsce i znalazło się kilku szczęśliwców, którzy widzieli Twój sławny występ "live" u Conana bodaj w 1998 r., gdy w pięknym stylu zniszczyłeś film z Carrott Topem i Courtney Thorne-Smith siedzącą obok Ciebie, występ, który dziś uważa się za legendarny i kultowy... i nawet nie masz pojęcia jak wtedy wpłynąłeś na kilku chłopaków z drugiego końca świata (dla Ciebie) i jak potem śledzili Twoje losy, gdy punktowałeś Jacksona za pedofilię (gdy nikt tego nie chciał mówić głośno), albo śmiałeś się z Cosby'ego, że kiedyś mu wreszcie coś udowodnią (aż udowodnili) - miałeś te swoje running jokes, które trwały 10-15-20 lat i na końcu zawsze to Ty miałeś rację... albo gdy się okazało, że Letterman Cię uwielbia tak bardzo, że zaprosił Cię na swój finałowy show, byś wystąpił, a Ty się rozkleiłeś, bo to był zawsze Twój idol i okazało się, że jesteś zwykłym wrażliwym chłopakiem z nieprzeciętnym talentem, a nie prostakiem i chamem, na którego się tak skutecznie kreaowałeś... będzie Cię brakować Norm, RIP, gdziekolwiek trafisz - będzie tam zdecydowanie weselej :)
@spiritcrusher832 жыл бұрын
Tak jest :)
@MadBulik2 жыл бұрын
Powinieneś był wygłosić mowę na jego pogrzebie. Nie martw się, z tym talentem znalazło by się dla ciebie mnóstwo tłumaczy. Pozdro
@robertsea7115 Жыл бұрын
Miałam podobnie ale lata później. Trochę młodsza jestem :)
@klaracollins691 Жыл бұрын
Pięknie napisane!
@krazybubbler Жыл бұрын
Niezłe nastroje
@monkeyb182010 ай бұрын
My father never laughed at anybody but he laughed at Norm Macdonald all the time. This one killed both of us.
@contentbash41652 жыл бұрын
Me too. Norm didn't like to tell "jokes" but he was so good at them. My all time favorite was the pumpkin head joke.
@abbynormal87022 жыл бұрын
@@abbynormal8702 "I'm not much for jokes, kid" Rodney Dangerfield to Norm on the SNL set
@rodrikofharlaw68482 жыл бұрын
Nice to meet you Jesus, you coming back soon?
@stademeister152 жыл бұрын
Rip 😔
@Phapon92011 ай бұрын
My condolences.
@johnbowman363010 ай бұрын
A man does not die when he dies, but when he is forgotten. He will never be forgotten. Rest in peace Norm
@LudzieKochani2 жыл бұрын
hahaha I tell my mother she should stop insulting our cat by calling the cat Polish [like herself]. She says that's a compliment! I told her Norm MacDonald, my favorite comiedian, a Polishman died, she said, "oh yeah, that's that's too bad!" I say "you want to watch a joke now?" she said "no" [^half a norm macD joke]
@TransRoofKorean2 жыл бұрын
Nawet nie wiedziałem że był chory. XD
@Mark.13.2 жыл бұрын
@@Mark.13. not so many people know tho.
@ToxicKadea2 жыл бұрын
One Piece ?
@twilightsuzuka62522 жыл бұрын
Was that one piece?
@Haadi422 жыл бұрын
i need more examples.
@xxthesarcasm7 жыл бұрын
Rob Simpson Greek salad, fried chicken.
@Ten_Thousand_Locusts6 жыл бұрын
Roasted Turkey. Get it??? TURKEY :D
@serfer19836 жыл бұрын
"i need more examples." Suppose someone comes into a hardware store and asks for Indonesian cheese, and the hardware store employee just assumes he's from Indonesia. Well that would make sense, actually. Who eats Indonesian cheese? Indonesians, chances are. Still, a hardware store?
@thebrazilianatlantis1656 жыл бұрын
What if a guy wanted White Russian? I suppose You think he's white?
@Mrpatderby6 жыл бұрын
They actually order what the dish is called...
@K4inan6 жыл бұрын
This old chunk of Pole had me right to the end.
@CanadianGuerrilla4 жыл бұрын
I see what you did there ;)
@plochol2 жыл бұрын
I've heard Norm tell this forty times and I still find it funny.
@JoeLewis145 жыл бұрын
Wow.
@vodkacannon5 жыл бұрын
Wow.
@mendeleyev17902 жыл бұрын
Wow.
@crazyshane42022 жыл бұрын
Wow.
@HerculesBallsInc2 жыл бұрын
Wow. Wow. Wow.
@JoeLewis142 жыл бұрын
The joke is so funny because how committed Norm was to it. He was incredible.
@kamillgran9408 Жыл бұрын
Thank go you explained it.. i can laugh now
@tnt16022 ай бұрын
Yeah he even made up that his family was Polish which is not true. He was English, Irish and Scottish with a little German and Dutch mixed in.
@lpr52693 күн бұрын
You've been hit by, you've been struck by, A smooth criminal
@leo50perez7 жыл бұрын
The way he sneakily sets up the joke by saying he is Polish before even starting the joke leaves no question that he actually was pegged correctly as such by the hardware store guy. Took me a few times watching it to fully appreciate that. It makes a huge difference.
@SlickBlackCadillac Жыл бұрын
@@vishalmishra8176 it might be scripted but hes just pointing to the crowd
@brutallybrutalbrutality65058 ай бұрын
@@vishalmishra8176 He probably only asked Conan to set him up by asking him what his ethnicity was but didn't give him any more than that so that Conan's reactions would be genuine and natural. But of course he's not actually Polish, and that makes the punchline funnier because his rant ends up just being another culturally acceptable cheap shot at Polish people.
@johnz68777 ай бұрын
Niby taka Ameryka, a w Castoramie nie sprzedają kiełbasy. Baranie worki.
@dziadzioniunio7 жыл бұрын
It was a joke my dude
@YungPollock7 жыл бұрын
xd
@lefunnyN16 жыл бұрын
Kurwa
@elias_xp956 жыл бұрын
Well that's very easy for you to say.
@ilikethisnamebetter6 жыл бұрын
no kurwa, jak to śpiewali chyba skaldowie, taka ameryka plastikowa kicha
@golem30802 жыл бұрын
I love how after Norm tells Conan he's Polish, he looks right at him and you know there's now way you can trust that Norm isn't being a complete smart aleck.
@drobinson-uo7ic Жыл бұрын
I've never heard anyone use the word "Ridiculous" as best as Norm MacDonald. We are all bless to lived in the same time period as you. Looking forward to all those Heaven jokes you'll be working on when we arrive.
@benjaminkaras97222 жыл бұрын
You’re already there watching this vid
@stademeister152 жыл бұрын
A rare soul, Norm McDonald😇 There’s a little less laughter in the world today.
@ecoleman56902 жыл бұрын
Dave Chappelle and Ricky Gervais: Am I joke to you? Jk, r.i.p to Macdonald, never heard of him until a few days ago, has some pretty good damn jokes.
@jeannedarc75332 жыл бұрын
Actually, ironically there is a lot more laughter b/c a lot of people are looking up old Norm clips.
@interdimensional35632 жыл бұрын
@@interdimensional3563 Maybe comedians should die more often.
@Balthazar22422 жыл бұрын
@@jeannedarc7533 ricky in the same sentence as chappelle and norm. lol
@Stivsh2 жыл бұрын
Nah man ppl laughing at everything now
@stademeister152 жыл бұрын
Rest in peace sweet king. You may be gone but the comedy stays forever.
@SlippyM82 жыл бұрын
Awww
@stademeister152 жыл бұрын
I competed once with 20 of the nerdiest kids in our school for the chance to compete on academic challenge which was a quiz show for high school students on channel 5 in Cleveland. The three of us who won spots all had significant Polish ancestry. Olchovy, Schzipinski and (in my case) my grandmother was a Mocarski. We won of course but…… Thankfully none of the questions involved changing a light bulb.
@robmangeri7772 жыл бұрын
2/3 of those last names are either straight up not Polish or anglicized
@west_polee2 жыл бұрын
@@west_polee poważnie? "Olchowy" zamienione w "Olchovy" i już nazwisko jest "zanglizowane"? Bez przesady, widziałem polskie nazwiska pisane na kilka różnych sposobów tutaj jedynie dopasowano je do fonetyki angielszczyzny. A co do kolegi Schizpinskiego... gdyby nie ta końcówka to nie domyśliłbym się, że to może mieć polską etymologię.
@koraptd60852 жыл бұрын
Huh?
@stademeister152 жыл бұрын
norm is my favorite troll comedian. he draws you in with false assumptions and distorts your reality. he almost makes you think he has a beef with polish jokes, yhen he just rambles and rambles and wtf he just told a polish joke lol
@zargmatt6 жыл бұрын
Richard Harris He's a comedian, and his entire job is to offend you.
@fakenews61336 жыл бұрын
Richard Harris Now why would the nazis joke about armor-all?
@thetetons7445 жыл бұрын
@@fakenews6133 why would it be someones job to offend me?
@vodkacannon5 жыл бұрын
@@fakenews6133 I thought comedians were supposed to make people laugh
@natekimble44245 жыл бұрын
Fa Kenews He’s being sarcastic
@braxtonslife77794 жыл бұрын
From a fellow Polska...this is hilarious. Polish people usually have a killer sense of humor!
@MrTurtluv6 жыл бұрын
please bro.. go to Poland, and you will see how they take this joke
@ThygeRRR4 жыл бұрын
norm is actually irish, Scottish, english
@niggardlyrajigga49924 жыл бұрын
Viktor Birkeland as a pole (was born in norway and lived there for 11 years but moved back to poland 6 years ago)(polish parents) i think we have climbed the ladder pretty well haha. Now as more and more gypsies and people from pakistan and somalia come to Norway, norwegian people start to appreciate Polish people more. But you’ll never be liked as much as a fellow norwegian person because norwegian people will always believe that they are better than other countries. (They are arrogant, but don’t show it as much as for ex. French people. Of course this doesn’t apply to everybody) Ps. They have a good reason to be arrogant because their country is great and full of wonderful traditions. Will always have a special place in my heart for norway, although it has it share of problems ;)
@filipobuchowicz87283 жыл бұрын
you're a Polak, not a Polski though, polski is only an adjective not a noun like Polska (Poland) or Polak (male Pole) / Polka (female Pole)
@JoachimLevel3 жыл бұрын
@@JoachimLevel Thanks, grammar police🤣
@MrTurtluv3 жыл бұрын
Also gotta say. Mad props to the uploader for the excellent title. The surprise of the punchline is crucial, a title that revealed the punchline would have ruined the joke.
@SacredDaturana2 жыл бұрын
Nothing better than a long,long,long Norm joke when you've been drinking.
@suffern636 жыл бұрын
A classic form called a shaggy dog story. Norm was a master of it.
@wideawake56302 жыл бұрын
Love it
@stademeister152 жыл бұрын
Rest in peace my brother. Thank you for all the good memories.
@TruDru.2 жыл бұрын
I was half expecting the punchline to be, "Yeah I am Polish."
@JohnathanLeeSprite2 жыл бұрын
Same!
@gracjanrotke2 жыл бұрын
Sausage is readily available in Polish hardware stores so I get his confusion.
@johntucker97822 жыл бұрын
Both Sausage and hardtacks are.
@jozefkozon45202 жыл бұрын
Loool I live in Poland and I have never seen a hardware store with sausages 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@TurboLazer0072 жыл бұрын
@@TurboLazer007, you can buy some hardware in IKEA, don't you? :)
@Maciek805112 жыл бұрын
@@Maciek80511 that's Swedish...
@paulabes42202 жыл бұрын
You're going to food supermarket in UK and there... women & kids dresses.... + car fluids + agd + rtv + medics ....barelly can find any foods there, not to mention 70% of them are forefingers....
@Jan-eh7nf2 жыл бұрын
Parents changed the last name to Macdonald when they came to America. The other option was Burger King. Norm Burger King.
@NOBpodcast10 ай бұрын
...or Pizzavitch Hutchinson
@dewygreen464610 ай бұрын
"The problem with Scotland is, it has too many Scott's in it"ahahahahaha
@jozwamikoajcyk84187 жыл бұрын
Great movie... Alba Gu Brath!
@SaberToothGary3 жыл бұрын
Scott is a fairly popular name in Scotland but not too many Scots have it.
@Cybopath2 жыл бұрын
Literally how leftwingers look at Scotland ( and rest of the West )
@johanemmenes92362 жыл бұрын
The correct quote is....." it's full of Scotts".
@franciscoherrera12192 жыл бұрын
@@franciscoherrera1219 He used quote marks but got the quote wrong.
@user-yp3oj5se1i2 жыл бұрын
“I told a joke and a polish guy in the audience said it was offensive. So the next night I changed the joke to be about stupid people.. same guy got angry!” - Norm
@bobbyknuckles63808 ай бұрын
Reminds me of the Polish airline captain taxiing onto the runway for takeoff? The Captain turns to his First Officer and asks the younger man, are you ready for takeoff? The younger co-pilot has a bewildered look on his face and states, "Captain: this runway is not very long"? The Captain replies, "but it sure is wide"!
@mejorgy6 жыл бұрын
Squadron 303 - Polish squadron in Royal Air Force in WWII.. Best squadron in RAF, was decisive in the victory of Great Britain in the most important air battle of World War II, i.e. the Battle of England.
@ProgramPierwszy2 жыл бұрын
@@ProgramPierwszy nie wydaje mi się żeby koledzy potrzebowali lekcji historii
@koraptd60852 жыл бұрын
Greetings from Poland. I always loved his sense of humor, punchline was never obvious, deadpan delivery, self concious. Now when he is not with us anymore, I realize how much he influenced me and my sense of humor. His interviews with other hero of mine, Conan, were classic, even his short lived sitcom was great, because of him. Nobody knew that he was sick, for so long..., that's heartbreaking, but it sounds like 100% Norm. True genius and a hero of mine. Rest in peace.
@qdelskim2 жыл бұрын
Proud to be Polish! 💪🇵🇱
@dzack7 ай бұрын
He was an amazing man, he was super funny... I miss him, R.I.P
@KalebTheDuck2 жыл бұрын
you know you know you know you know
@cugierkoteczka8 жыл бұрын
cugierkoteczka Right right right
@Sokrabiades7 жыл бұрын
I says to the guy, I says, I says.
@schadenfreudebuddha7 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@jamesrussell29367 жыл бұрын
sounds like barrack obama...ummm ummm ummm that guys was useless. good riddance prick.
@roastbeefdinner6 жыл бұрын
WhatifuhguyWhatifuhguy
@knowthycell6 жыл бұрын
I am a joke and I think that polish is great :D
@mrpulaski27076 жыл бұрын
This joke reminds me that I need to polish my wheels.
@andrewb97085 жыл бұрын
buahahah .asshole
@jglo51922 жыл бұрын
As a Polish person, I listened very, very slowly.
@konradschmidt39192 жыл бұрын
"wow you talked to this guy for a while" 😂😂😂😂
@jake_the_lawyer2 жыл бұрын
For all the Polish people watching: There are discounts this week on salty sausages at OBI and Leroy Merlin.
@PeterMasalski932 жыл бұрын
Where though?
@PoulFrommPoland2 жыл бұрын
@@PoulFrommPoland Dunno about OBI, but Leroy Merlin is French.
@robinbeckford2 жыл бұрын
@@robinbeckford haven't seen any sausages at any of those places. But ok, imma get salty on sausages at IKEA though
@PoulFrommPoland2 жыл бұрын
No sausages, just some packs of kabanos.
@Diveyl2 жыл бұрын
@@Diveyl Kabanos IS sausage. Make no mistake!
@conradsz2 жыл бұрын
He has his own genius version of comedy and it’s incredibly palatable
@ohmyridusoftictok30192 жыл бұрын
Classic joke within a joke. One of my alltime favorite jokes that only Norm can deliver. RIP Norm.
@mikeloomis6872 жыл бұрын
Norm was 1 of 1. A true original. Will miss you dearly old friend 💕
@JonnyDIY2 жыл бұрын
I’m Polish and I hate when I cannot buy some sausage in a hardware store
@foosovsky2 жыл бұрын
Been a fan of Norm since forever and this is by far the funniest thing I've ever seen him do. The delivery is brilliant.
@birchmahogany27185 жыл бұрын
This is a retread of a standard Polish joke from a hundred years ago.
@johnbaxter36762 жыл бұрын
Amazing I love his delivery, will definitely miss him
@estradaj7772 жыл бұрын
"They had to change their name becuase of the ribbing they would get for being polish" is the most overlooked joke ever
@peddlersclan2 жыл бұрын
Is it tho?
@Ptaku932 жыл бұрын
@@Ptaku93 are you chinese
@peddlersclan2 жыл бұрын
Dang
@stademeister152 жыл бұрын
Thanks for all of the laughs, Norm...RIP...
@FMHammyJ2 жыл бұрын
RIP to a legend.
@booj43632 жыл бұрын
The orginal version of this joke is Lewis Grizzard's: "A man walks into a store and asks for an RC Cola and a MoonPie. The guy behind the counter says, ‘You must be from Alabama.’ The customer replies angrily, ‘Just because I ordered an RC Cola and a MoonPie, how come you think I must be from Alabama?’ He continues, ‘If I ordered spaghetti, would you think I was from Italy? If I ordered sausage, would you say I was from Poland?’ The man behind the counter says, ‘Well, I can’t say. It’s never happened.’ The customer asks, ‘Then how come when I come in here and order an RC Cola and a MoonPie, you just automatically assume I’m from Alabama?’ The man behind the counter calmly replies, ‘’Cause this is a hardware store.’”
@dewygreen464610 ай бұрын
Rest in funny Peace Norm! Much Love from Poland.
@Docentino1914 Жыл бұрын
Hmmm... In South Florida almost all Home Depot and Lowes stores have hot dog/polish sausage carts at the entrance.
@irekro2 жыл бұрын
In South Africa, every hardware store also has a boerewors cart too. That's Afrikaaner/ Dutch sausage.
@peterc.14192 жыл бұрын
I don't know, I mean, there's always a sausage vendor at the local Lowe's store in my town. . . although it's usually Italian sausage that they sell.
@mournblade10662 жыл бұрын
I'm polish and I approve this joke 😁 There...settle down people
@fruchu7 ай бұрын
Zamknij morde synu kurwy, a jak się smiejesz to napisz coś o niemcu, holendrze to cię beda nękać miesiacami
@shazzshank63934 ай бұрын
Norm was so funny, his delivery was flawless and it was unexpected as hell, I never know when or what the punchline is gonna be, he's incredible
@vdd10018 ай бұрын
Norm, as a half Scotish, half Irish, half Canadian, half Polish Man deserves at least 2 beautiful statues. (hope my math is correct. I am Polish)
@Docentino19142 жыл бұрын
He's not Polish at all though, he literally has 0 Polish ancestry
@Jordi_Llopis_i_Torregrosa962 жыл бұрын
This was way before "Sir, this is a Wendys restaurant" 😂
@Haimovic102 жыл бұрын
Love this talented man. Thank you for making us laugh.
@warsurplus6 ай бұрын
You know what's the difrence betwen US and cheese ? When you leave cheese for 300 years it will develop culture.
@TheMarcin1233216 жыл бұрын
I think you mean Canada? He's Canadian...
@jbobfloggard20876 жыл бұрын
"it will develop culture" Yeah, Mark Twain, Billie Holiday, Martin Scorsese, they're alright but it's not like inventing the airplane or something.
@thebrazilianatlantis1656 жыл бұрын
Check back in 58 years. I'm still hopeful.
@twirlipofthemists32016 жыл бұрын
America has it's own culture. Send any American into Canada and watch them struggle to adapt to the wierdness of bagged milk, and bacon that's actually ham, and pouring syrup in the car to make it run smoother.
@fakenews61336 жыл бұрын
Joseph Scott All you people calling people out for being thin skinned about jokes but bitching about this one are hypocritical pussies. I thought the joke was quite funny and I'm 'Murican.
@volcryndarkstar32836 жыл бұрын
I'm simple polish guy. I like Norm even more now xD
@leepek35753 жыл бұрын
@Kokin Yoarse Zbig Brzezinski
@martinledermann18622 жыл бұрын
RIP Norm. Made my youth full of laughs
@Alamyst20112 жыл бұрын
I’ve told this joke numerous times to friends and barely get a chuckle. It’s 100% delivery and not many people do it like Norm MacDonald.
@Truequalityedits7 ай бұрын
maybe you told it to pollacks...
@GAMOTHEOS7 ай бұрын
My favorite joke from one of the true all time greats. Gonna miss ya Norm. Hope your house in heaven has a dog house so the neighbors don't get any wrong ideas about ya.
@nate1173692 жыл бұрын
He’s not gay!
@stademeister152 жыл бұрын
I think Norm and my dad would get along juuuuuust fine 😂😂. “I said c’mon man. C’MON. Y’know?” 🤣🤣
@RealJackHQ3 жыл бұрын
I am Polish and think Thats joke is Great 😀
@lukaszrzezniczek35957 жыл бұрын
on serio ma jakieś polskie korzenie czy tylko żartuje?
@damiank18007 жыл бұрын
lukasz rzezniczek
@edwinstankiewicz2847 жыл бұрын
Lech X, on nie ma, on sobie w chuja lecial.
@jozwamikoajcyk84187 жыл бұрын
lukasz rzezniczek No Tak, fajnie!
@joshuachrzanowski57507 жыл бұрын
Oskaregg, Yes all immigrants at one time had problems with foreign languages, so what? The PEAK of "Polish jokes" in America was in the 1960s/70's....when most Polish Americans spoke fluent English and on average made more money than most Americans. So HOW does that make them "dumb"....as NBC-TV says???? SO WHY was the 1960's/70's the PEAK TIME of "Polish jokes" in America? It was because NBC-TV was bashing the hell out of Poles on NATIONAL TV to MILLIONS of Americans! WHY did Anti-Christian Leftist NBC-TV do this? Because NBC-TV HATES Poland for being the MOST CHRISTIAN nation and most Red Pilled nation in the world and being against the Leftist propaganda NBC-TV spews. NBC-TV HATES Poland because Poland is PROUD of being a WHITE CHRISTIAN nation like in these KZhead videos "Polish people say, WE WANT GOD/Jesus! - Polish march for Independence Nov 11, 2017" and "The MOST Red Pilled nation is Poland - Despite Leftist objections, Polish TV network tells the truth". Today, perverted Leftist NBC-TV is doing the same thing with President Trump. NBC-TV keeps BASHING Trump as being "dumb" because Trump can see through the Leftist media's Lies and Trump is the most Red Pilled president we have. As for me, I was born in America. I am a Polish American.
@richardharris34236 жыл бұрын
Rip big dog. Norm will always be my favorite.
@bsmith89432 жыл бұрын
Norm MacDonaldski was his his name before he changed it.
@baritony87632 жыл бұрын
Canada gave us John Candy. Poland gave us Norm Macdonald. May both their gentle souls Rest in Peace.
@JohnGeometresMaximos2 жыл бұрын
He wasn't actually Polish. It was a set up for his joke
@sandos101 Жыл бұрын
@@sandos101 john candy was actually polish
@simonpersonaltrainer562410 күн бұрын
@@simonpersonaltrainer5624 um...OK?
@sandos10110 күн бұрын
If I ever land a job at a food joint, I'm going to respond to someone's order with, "you know this is a hardware store?" Thanks Norm
@pplrstrange2 жыл бұрын
Tu byłem. Tony Halik 2021
@dracov66642 жыл бұрын
One of my top 5 fav norm jokes !
@ajjackson15267 ай бұрын
Oddly enough,there is a polish sausage stand right outside our hardware store.
@owadave2 жыл бұрын
They sell hotdogs at Home Depot so there you have it.
@joewiekierak96412 жыл бұрын
One of the best 👌
@johnricciojr.53248 ай бұрын
So much fun listening to the Master. GOAT Storyteller/Joker❤
@ericsand13903 ай бұрын
He had me right up to the end. LOL
@OrionFyre6 жыл бұрын
Me Me Big Boy
@7oohny7 жыл бұрын
7oohny 😂
@dawidkufa73867 жыл бұрын
7oohny yeah jacksfilms and his humour kinda intertwine.
@sureshhirawat6 жыл бұрын
Rest in Peace Norm
@cameronmarshall51052 жыл бұрын
What I love most about the punchline is that Norm says “first of all” like there’s somehow an even better justification to follow which we never hear. A true master of setup and delivery.
@oliversnowАй бұрын
this was/is one of my favorite norm jokes. not the most popular but he did it perfectly
@delasse31782 жыл бұрын
What if a guy came in and ordered a hamburger? Doesn’t mean that he’s from Hamburg?
@loveg73302 жыл бұрын
In Australia and New Zealand we actually have sausage sizzles (barbecues) outside hardware stores like Bunnings Warehouse or Mitre Ten Mega, so it’s not unreasonable
@walterzamalis48462 жыл бұрын
Aahh Norm... the best
@xavierpaquin7 ай бұрын
Probably my best Polish joke (obviously not 'my' joke. Like Norm here, it's something I heard probably over a decade ago): A guy walks into a bar. Sits down, orders a beer. Asks the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear this great Polish joke?" Bartender, this big ole guy, stops pouring his beer. "Sir, I'M Polish. That bouncer you had to walk past to get in here," he says pointing to the truly gigantic man by the door, "He's Polish too. And that guy drinking at the end of the bar," he says, pointing to a figure of muscles that dwarfs both the bartender and the bouncer, "He's a professional weightlifter back in our home country. Now, are you really SURE you want to tell that joke?" "Nah, probably not," the man says, "I don't really want to have to explain it three times."
@Firewater5132 жыл бұрын
Hehehe
@ladyheroin.v41432 жыл бұрын
Thx for the amazing 70kb graphics
@josephtaylor45052 жыл бұрын
He got me going on his "Polish" heritage. I thought WTF that can't be true. So I looked up his bio. Of course it's bs. LOL. But I learned he grew up on a Canadian Army base. I grew up on a Canadian air force base. And his older brother is Neil McDonald a highly respected Canadian broadcast journalist. Very talented family. I enjoy seeing all these old videos of Norm. His talent definitely grows on you.
@bellysize6 ай бұрын
RIP Norm. One of the best to ever do it.
@AceDast1 Жыл бұрын
I'm Polish and this is fucking hilarious. We miss you Norm!
@nothappygilmore76342 жыл бұрын
So damn funny. You are very missed. RIP, Norm.
@deannalarsen71612 жыл бұрын
Gotta love Norm and his long set ups. He was a treasure.
@joeterp561511 ай бұрын
At Home Depots in the Chicago area you can DEFINITELY order a polish sausage [polish national anthem plays while single tear slides down my face].
@MaxGutfeld9 ай бұрын
Conan: Shit, nothing happening in the news and no movies coming out, time to bring Norm on the show! Loved how he would take 10 minutes and tell a single, horrible joke. And you could see him enjoying every second of it. RIP Norm, one of a kind
@jordanvanetten78872 жыл бұрын
I miss when dislikes on youtube meant something. It wasnt a terrible joke.
As a Polish guy, I have heard them all. My father cleared it up for me. He said: "there is no such thing as a Polish joke. All of those stories are true."
"My father cleared it up for me" did he Polish it?
Well it's true, am true polish man and few seconds before I even saw this thumbnail I thought about eating a fried sausage, rly!!! XDDD But it's damn delicious, you have to taste it.
@@kejiri3593 Keeping in season...How do we know that Jesus was not born in Poland? --> they couldn't find 3 wise men. :D
I mean, if you can't get Kielbasa in store and tools to fix roof with, is it really a store?
@@-ram-m2664 Nah, that is not about Poland, that is about somewhere else, you know, because there used to be 3 wise men in Poland, they all went down to Israel so that they could enjoy the weather, hot women, and lots of cheap wine.
He's so Polish he didn't realise he was telling a Polish joke.
ChubbyChecker182 let it be known Dave Dave is the 69th like on this comment...farewell now
@Dave Dave Can I be you?
that is literally the joke.
@@WiggleJimmy You didn't even spell it correctly you dumb bigot jackass.
@@WiggleJimmy Is he a Pollachius pollachius or a Pollachius virens? You really should be more specific.
Norm always acted like he found the secret of the universe and was just joking around since he already beat the game.
Awesome comment.
The way Conan put it "He was the smartest guy in the room pretending to be the dumbest."
That is a really good way of describing him. Astute observation.
I mean, as a Christian that would be his belief.
He found a way to make even God Himself laugh.
The thing I love most about Norm's jokes is that I never know what the punchline is going to be.
or when..
True dat
I feel like this one was pretty obvious -- maybe not hardware store specifically, but it's pretty clear he wasn't in a restaurant as soon as the rant part started.
@@arcxjo thats the joke
The "when" part is actually what makes it so funny. You may know what he's gonna say, but you can't really predict when he's gonna strike and it catches you off-guard.
I love his smirk after he's said the punchline
Well how else would we know the jokes finished 🙄
Yes, thank you. That's the funny thing behind Norm.
@@he_is_a_GOOBER_dont_disrespect Wait. What?
that deviant glare he gets, his eyes flash just for a moment
he doesn't find it funny at all: in fact he thinks it's disgusting!
Conan is the perfect host for Norm McDonald, he understands his rhythm, adds to the joke and looks legitly surprised for the punchline.
No he isn't....... Sorry just came from Monty Python video.
@@scrapplepig yes, he is
@@pasteldecarne485 He isn't
@@scrapplepig Yes, he is.
@@pasteldecarne485 Is this the five minute argument, or the full half hour?
"Never judge a book by it's cover..unless it's Mein Kampf........"
A very underrated book
@@rosihantu1 true
Bet
The more I hear about that fella the harder it is for me to like him
\o
"Well, first of all, it's a hardware store." I always hate when that happens.
Sir, this is a Wendy's.
I knew something like that was coming😂🤣😂🤣😂
oh you must be Polish
You heard about the Polish guy who won the Olympic gold medal and had it bronzed? -- Rodney Dangerfield.
Wdym? All the hardware stores in my area sell Polish Sausages
Timing and delivery are Norm's greatest talents.
Those are my talents as well. This was supposed to be a joke about being a dominoes driver
Yeah, being at the wrong store at the wrong time not being delivered what you asked for.
AAAAAAHHHHH!!!! PAAAAAIIIINNNN!!!!!! I broke my hand yesterday because of the hate comments I get all the time. I was so angry that I punched a hole in my computer. Please don't hate me, dear dav
Ehhhh
His Timing Is UnReal 😮
“You talked to this guy for a WHILE” 😂
That’s one of the rarest of rare times someone else got a genuine laugh from the audience during Norm’s routine.
@@RealJackHQ Nope Conan always delivers with Norm
@@innerDialectic They just connect really well.
@@innerDialectic It was good timing too because Norm was running out of food items with nationalities attatched to them. I think he probably was planning on Conan interrupting there too
@@CSRgamer Norm was like "Damn Conan! How long are you going to let me go on?!"
Spoczywaj w pokoju, Norm. Respect for you Norm in this sad moment from the Polish guy. Norm Macdonald 1959 - 2021
Wut
He isn't polish btw
@@xXLoonoeXxyeah no shit
After all, the commenter at the top didn't write about it, that's not what he meant....@@xXLoonoeXx
@@maxalbon9557 I wrote in case someone thought he was polish since Norm has said he's polish even though he isn't.
You don't sell sausage in hardware stores in US?
+Gapa P Americans can hardly locate their own country on a map.....
+Gapa P Norm is canadian
Heruagarwaen didnt know. Thanks
Only the ones owned by Polish Americans.
it's not. it's the third or fourth biggest country in the map.
This is supposed to be the "definitive Polish joke": A traveling salesman is in a strange town and goes to a local neighborhood bar at the end of a hard day to relax. The bar is full of people and there is just one empty stool at the middle of the bar and he sits down. He's a friendly guy, being a salesman, and after ordering a beer, says in a loud voice "Hey everybody, I heard this really good Polish joke." Suddenly the room goes dead silent. The guy looks at the bartender and asks what happened. The bartender says, "Look fella. This bar is in a Polish neighborhood. All the patrons here are Polish. The bouncer by the door, the one seven foot tall not counting his head, he's Polish. And I own this establishment and I'm Polish. So you'd better consider all that before you tell your damn Polish joke." The salesman looks around at everybody and says, "I'm sorry. I didn't know. I'll tell it real slow."
Excellent!
I've heard the same but it was a blind guy going to a bar and was about to tell a misogynistic joke about women.
"Nah, I'm not gonna explain it so many times" is better punchline!
I've heard this joke with every group in the world. Why do people vomit these ancient, tired jokes and insist they are brand new or original just because they changed one word?
@@luxuryballer8291 Perhaps you don't understand that not everyone has HEARD every joke in the world. To someone who has not heard it, it is new. Also, I never claimed it was brand new or original.
ach Norm, gdybyś tylko wiedział, że miałeś fanów także w Polsce i znalazło się kilku szczęśliwców, którzy widzieli Twój sławny występ "live" u Conana bodaj w 1998 r., gdy w pięknym stylu zniszczyłeś film z Carrott Topem i Courtney Thorne-Smith siedzącą obok Ciebie, występ, który dziś uważa się za legendarny i kultowy... i nawet nie masz pojęcia jak wtedy wpłynąłeś na kilku chłopaków z drugiego końca świata (dla Ciebie) i jak potem śledzili Twoje losy, gdy punktowałeś Jacksona za pedofilię (gdy nikt tego nie chciał mówić głośno), albo śmiałeś się z Cosby'ego, że kiedyś mu wreszcie coś udowodnią (aż udowodnili) - miałeś te swoje running jokes, które trwały 10-15-20 lat i na końcu zawsze to Ty miałeś rację... albo gdy się okazało, że Letterman Cię uwielbia tak bardzo, że zaprosił Cię na swój finałowy show, byś wystąpił, a Ty się rozkleiłeś, bo to był zawsze Twój idol i okazało się, że jesteś zwykłym wrażliwym chłopakiem z nieprzeciętnym talentem, a nie prostakiem i chamem, na którego się tak skutecznie kreaowałeś... będzie Cię brakować Norm, RIP, gdziekolwiek trafisz - będzie tam zdecydowanie weselej :)
Tak jest :)
Powinieneś był wygłosić mowę na jego pogrzebie. Nie martw się, z tym talentem znalazło by się dla ciebie mnóstwo tłumaczy. Pozdro
Miałam podobnie ale lata później. Trochę młodsza jestem :)
Pięknie napisane!
Niezłe nastroje
My father never laughed at anybody but he laughed at Norm Macdonald all the time. This one killed both of us.
Me too. Norm didn't like to tell "jokes" but he was so good at them. My all time favorite was the pumpkin head joke.
@@abbynormal8702 "I'm not much for jokes, kid" Rodney Dangerfield to Norm on the SNL set
Nice to meet you Jesus, you coming back soon?
Rip 😔
My condolences.
A man does not die when he dies, but when he is forgotten. He will never be forgotten. Rest in peace Norm
hahaha I tell my mother she should stop insulting our cat by calling the cat Polish [like herself]. She says that's a compliment! I told her Norm MacDonald, my favorite comiedian, a Polishman died, she said, "oh yeah, that's that's too bad!" I say "you want to watch a joke now?" she said "no" [^half a norm macD joke]
Nawet nie wiedziałem że był chory. XD
@@Mark.13. not so many people know tho.
One Piece ?
Was that one piece?
i need more examples.
Rob Simpson Greek salad, fried chicken.
Roasted Turkey. Get it??? TURKEY :D
"i need more examples." Suppose someone comes into a hardware store and asks for Indonesian cheese, and the hardware store employee just assumes he's from Indonesia. Well that would make sense, actually. Who eats Indonesian cheese? Indonesians, chances are. Still, a hardware store?
What if a guy wanted White Russian? I suppose You think he's white?
They actually order what the dish is called...
This old chunk of Pole had me right to the end.
I see what you did there ;)
I've heard Norm tell this forty times and I still find it funny.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow. Wow. Wow.
The joke is so funny because how committed Norm was to it. He was incredible.
Thank go you explained it.. i can laugh now
Yeah he even made up that his family was Polish which is not true. He was English, Irish and Scottish with a little German and Dutch mixed in.
You've been hit by, you've been struck by, A smooth criminal
The way he sneakily sets up the joke by saying he is Polish before even starting the joke leaves no question that he actually was pegged correctly as such by the hardware store guy. Took me a few times watching it to fully appreciate that. It makes a huge difference.
@@vishalmishra8176 it might be scripted but hes just pointing to the crowd
@@vishalmishra8176 He probably only asked Conan to set him up by asking him what his ethnicity was but didn't give him any more than that so that Conan's reactions would be genuine and natural. But of course he's not actually Polish, and that makes the punchline funnier because his rant ends up just being another culturally acceptable cheap shot at Polish people.
Niby taka Ameryka, a w Castoramie nie sprzedają kiełbasy. Baranie worki.
It was a joke my dude
xd
Kurwa
Well that's very easy for you to say.
no kurwa, jak to śpiewali chyba skaldowie, taka ameryka plastikowa kicha
I love how after Norm tells Conan he's Polish, he looks right at him and you know there's now way you can trust that Norm isn't being a complete smart aleck.
I've never heard anyone use the word "Ridiculous" as best as Norm MacDonald. We are all bless to lived in the same time period as you. Looking forward to all those Heaven jokes you'll be working on when we arrive.
You’re already there watching this vid
A rare soul, Norm McDonald😇 There’s a little less laughter in the world today.
Dave Chappelle and Ricky Gervais: Am I joke to you? Jk, r.i.p to Macdonald, never heard of him until a few days ago, has some pretty good damn jokes.
Actually, ironically there is a lot more laughter b/c a lot of people are looking up old Norm clips.
@@interdimensional3563 Maybe comedians should die more often.
@@jeannedarc7533 ricky in the same sentence as chappelle and norm. lol
Nah man ppl laughing at everything now
Rest in peace sweet king. You may be gone but the comedy stays forever.
Awww
I competed once with 20 of the nerdiest kids in our school for the chance to compete on academic challenge which was a quiz show for high school students on channel 5 in Cleveland. The three of us who won spots all had significant Polish ancestry. Olchovy, Schzipinski and (in my case) my grandmother was a Mocarski. We won of course but…… Thankfully none of the questions involved changing a light bulb.
2/3 of those last names are either straight up not Polish or anglicized
@@west_polee poważnie? "Olchowy" zamienione w "Olchovy" i już nazwisko jest "zanglizowane"? Bez przesady, widziałem polskie nazwiska pisane na kilka różnych sposobów tutaj jedynie dopasowano je do fonetyki angielszczyzny. A co do kolegi Schizpinskiego... gdyby nie ta końcówka to nie domyśliłbym się, że to może mieć polską etymologię.
Huh?
norm is my favorite troll comedian. he draws you in with false assumptions and distorts your reality. he almost makes you think he has a beef with polish jokes, yhen he just rambles and rambles and wtf he just told a polish joke lol
Richard Harris He's a comedian, and his entire job is to offend you.
Richard Harris Now why would the nazis joke about armor-all?
@@fakenews6133 why would it be someones job to offend me?
@@fakenews6133 I thought comedians were supposed to make people laugh
Fa Kenews He’s being sarcastic
From a fellow Polska...this is hilarious. Polish people usually have a killer sense of humor!
please bro.. go to Poland, and you will see how they take this joke
norm is actually irish, Scottish, english
Viktor Birkeland as a pole (was born in norway and lived there for 11 years but moved back to poland 6 years ago)(polish parents) i think we have climbed the ladder pretty well haha. Now as more and more gypsies and people from pakistan and somalia come to Norway, norwegian people start to appreciate Polish people more. But you’ll never be liked as much as a fellow norwegian person because norwegian people will always believe that they are better than other countries. (They are arrogant, but don’t show it as much as for ex. French people. Of course this doesn’t apply to everybody) Ps. They have a good reason to be arrogant because their country is great and full of wonderful traditions. Will always have a special place in my heart for norway, although it has it share of problems ;)
you're a Polak, not a Polski though, polski is only an adjective not a noun like Polska (Poland) or Polak (male Pole) / Polka (female Pole)
@@JoachimLevel Thanks, grammar police🤣
Also gotta say. Mad props to the uploader for the excellent title. The surprise of the punchline is crucial, a title that revealed the punchline would have ruined the joke.
Nothing better than a long,long,long Norm joke when you've been drinking.
A classic form called a shaggy dog story. Norm was a master of it.
Love it
Rest in peace my brother. Thank you for all the good memories.
I was half expecting the punchline to be, "Yeah I am Polish."
Same!
Sausage is readily available in Polish hardware stores so I get his confusion.
Both Sausage and hardtacks are.
Loool I live in Poland and I have never seen a hardware store with sausages 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@TurboLazer007, you can buy some hardware in IKEA, don't you? :)
@@Maciek80511 that's Swedish...
You're going to food supermarket in UK and there... women & kids dresses.... + car fluids + agd + rtv + medics ....barelly can find any foods there, not to mention 70% of them are forefingers....
Parents changed the last name to Macdonald when they came to America. The other option was Burger King. Norm Burger King.
...or Pizzavitch Hutchinson
"The problem with Scotland is, it has too many Scott's in it"ahahahahaha
Great movie... Alba Gu Brath!
Scott is a fairly popular name in Scotland but not too many Scots have it.
Literally how leftwingers look at Scotland ( and rest of the West )
The correct quote is....." it's full of Scotts".
@@franciscoherrera1219 He used quote marks but got the quote wrong.
“I told a joke and a polish guy in the audience said it was offensive. So the next night I changed the joke to be about stupid people.. same guy got angry!” - Norm
Reminds me of the Polish airline captain taxiing onto the runway for takeoff? The Captain turns to his First Officer and asks the younger man, are you ready for takeoff? The younger co-pilot has a bewildered look on his face and states, "Captain: this runway is not very long"? The Captain replies, "but it sure is wide"!
Squadron 303 - Polish squadron in Royal Air Force in WWII.. Best squadron in RAF, was decisive in the victory of Great Britain in the most important air battle of World War II, i.e. the Battle of England.
@@ProgramPierwszy nie wydaje mi się żeby koledzy potrzebowali lekcji historii
Greetings from Poland. I always loved his sense of humor, punchline was never obvious, deadpan delivery, self concious. Now when he is not with us anymore, I realize how much he influenced me and my sense of humor. His interviews with other hero of mine, Conan, were classic, even his short lived sitcom was great, because of him. Nobody knew that he was sick, for so long..., that's heartbreaking, but it sounds like 100% Norm. True genius and a hero of mine. Rest in peace.
Proud to be Polish! 💪🇵🇱
He was an amazing man, he was super funny... I miss him, R.I.P
you know you know you know you know
cugierkoteczka Right right right
I says to the guy, I says, I says.
Yes.
sounds like barrack obama...ummm ummm ummm that guys was useless. good riddance prick.
WhatifuhguyWhatifuhguy
I am a joke and I think that polish is great :D
This joke reminds me that I need to polish my wheels.
buahahah .asshole
As a Polish person, I listened very, very slowly.
"wow you talked to this guy for a while" 😂😂😂😂
For all the Polish people watching: There are discounts this week on salty sausages at OBI and Leroy Merlin.
Where though?
@@PoulFrommPoland Dunno about OBI, but Leroy Merlin is French.
@@robinbeckford haven't seen any sausages at any of those places. But ok, imma get salty on sausages at IKEA though
No sausages, just some packs of kabanos.
@@Diveyl Kabanos IS sausage. Make no mistake!
He has his own genius version of comedy and it’s incredibly palatable
Classic joke within a joke. One of my alltime favorite jokes that only Norm can deliver. RIP Norm.
Norm was 1 of 1. A true original. Will miss you dearly old friend 💕
I’m Polish and I hate when I cannot buy some sausage in a hardware store
Been a fan of Norm since forever and this is by far the funniest thing I've ever seen him do. The delivery is brilliant.
This is a retread of a standard Polish joke from a hundred years ago.
Amazing I love his delivery, will definitely miss him
"They had to change their name becuase of the ribbing they would get for being polish" is the most overlooked joke ever
Is it tho?
@@Ptaku93 are you chinese
Dang
Thanks for all of the laughs, Norm...RIP...
RIP to a legend.
The orginal version of this joke is Lewis Grizzard's: "A man walks into a store and asks for an RC Cola and a MoonPie. The guy behind the counter says, ‘You must be from Alabama.’ The customer replies angrily, ‘Just because I ordered an RC Cola and a MoonPie, how come you think I must be from Alabama?’ He continues, ‘If I ordered spaghetti, would you think I was from Italy? If I ordered sausage, would you say I was from Poland?’ The man behind the counter says, ‘Well, I can’t say. It’s never happened.’ The customer asks, ‘Then how come when I come in here and order an RC Cola and a MoonPie, you just automatically assume I’m from Alabama?’ The man behind the counter calmly replies, ‘’Cause this is a hardware store.’”
Rest in funny Peace Norm! Much Love from Poland.
Hmmm... In South Florida almost all Home Depot and Lowes stores have hot dog/polish sausage carts at the entrance.
In South Africa, every hardware store also has a boerewors cart too. That's Afrikaaner/ Dutch sausage.
I don't know, I mean, there's always a sausage vendor at the local Lowe's store in my town. . . although it's usually Italian sausage that they sell.
I'm polish and I approve this joke 😁 There...settle down people
Zamknij morde synu kurwy, a jak się smiejesz to napisz coś o niemcu, holendrze to cię beda nękać miesiacami
Norm was so funny, his delivery was flawless and it was unexpected as hell, I never know when or what the punchline is gonna be, he's incredible
Norm, as a half Scotish, half Irish, half Canadian, half Polish Man deserves at least 2 beautiful statues. (hope my math is correct. I am Polish)
He's not Polish at all though, he literally has 0 Polish ancestry
This was way before "Sir, this is a Wendys restaurant" 😂
Love this talented man. Thank you for making us laugh.
You know what's the difrence betwen US and cheese ? When you leave cheese for 300 years it will develop culture.
I think you mean Canada? He's Canadian...
"it will develop culture" Yeah, Mark Twain, Billie Holiday, Martin Scorsese, they're alright but it's not like inventing the airplane or something.
Check back in 58 years. I'm still hopeful.
America has it's own culture. Send any American into Canada and watch them struggle to adapt to the wierdness of bagged milk, and bacon that's actually ham, and pouring syrup in the car to make it run smoother.
Joseph Scott All you people calling people out for being thin skinned about jokes but bitching about this one are hypocritical pussies. I thought the joke was quite funny and I'm 'Murican.
I'm simple polish guy. I like Norm even more now xD
@Kokin Yoarse Zbig Brzezinski
RIP Norm. Made my youth full of laughs
I’ve told this joke numerous times to friends and barely get a chuckle. It’s 100% delivery and not many people do it like Norm MacDonald.
maybe you told it to pollacks...
My favorite joke from one of the true all time greats. Gonna miss ya Norm. Hope your house in heaven has a dog house so the neighbors don't get any wrong ideas about ya.
He’s not gay!
I think Norm and my dad would get along juuuuuust fine 😂😂. “I said c’mon man. C’MON. Y’know?” 🤣🤣
I am Polish and think Thats joke is Great 😀
on serio ma jakieś polskie korzenie czy tylko żartuje?
lukasz rzezniczek
Lech X, on nie ma, on sobie w chuja lecial.
lukasz rzezniczek No Tak, fajnie!
Oskaregg, Yes all immigrants at one time had problems with foreign languages, so what? The PEAK of "Polish jokes" in America was in the 1960s/70's....when most Polish Americans spoke fluent English and on average made more money than most Americans. So HOW does that make them "dumb"....as NBC-TV says???? SO WHY was the 1960's/70's the PEAK TIME of "Polish jokes" in America? It was because NBC-TV was bashing the hell out of Poles on NATIONAL TV to MILLIONS of Americans! WHY did Anti-Christian Leftist NBC-TV do this? Because NBC-TV HATES Poland for being the MOST CHRISTIAN nation and most Red Pilled nation in the world and being against the Leftist propaganda NBC-TV spews. NBC-TV HATES Poland because Poland is PROUD of being a WHITE CHRISTIAN nation like in these KZhead videos "Polish people say, WE WANT GOD/Jesus! - Polish march for Independence Nov 11, 2017" and "The MOST Red Pilled nation is Poland - Despite Leftist objections, Polish TV network tells the truth". Today, perverted Leftist NBC-TV is doing the same thing with President Trump. NBC-TV keeps BASHING Trump as being "dumb" because Trump can see through the Leftist media's Lies and Trump is the most Red Pilled president we have. As for me, I was born in America. I am a Polish American.
Rip big dog. Norm will always be my favorite.
Norm MacDonaldski was his his name before he changed it.
Canada gave us John Candy. Poland gave us Norm Macdonald. May both their gentle souls Rest in Peace.
He wasn't actually Polish. It was a set up for his joke
@@sandos101 john candy was actually polish
@@simonpersonaltrainer5624 um...OK?
If I ever land a job at a food joint, I'm going to respond to someone's order with, "you know this is a hardware store?" Thanks Norm
Tu byłem. Tony Halik 2021
One of my top 5 fav norm jokes !
Oddly enough,there is a polish sausage stand right outside our hardware store.
They sell hotdogs at Home Depot so there you have it.
One of the best 👌
So much fun listening to the Master. GOAT Storyteller/Joker❤
He had me right up to the end. LOL
Me Me Big Boy
7oohny 😂
7oohny yeah jacksfilms and his humour kinda intertwine.
Rest in Peace Norm
What I love most about the punchline is that Norm says “first of all” like there’s somehow an even better justification to follow which we never hear. A true master of setup and delivery.
this was/is one of my favorite norm jokes. not the most popular but he did it perfectly
What if a guy came in and ordered a hamburger? Doesn’t mean that he’s from Hamburg?
In Australia and New Zealand we actually have sausage sizzles (barbecues) outside hardware stores like Bunnings Warehouse or Mitre Ten Mega, so it’s not unreasonable
Aahh Norm... the best
Probably my best Polish joke (obviously not 'my' joke. Like Norm here, it's something I heard probably over a decade ago): A guy walks into a bar. Sits down, orders a beer. Asks the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear this great Polish joke?" Bartender, this big ole guy, stops pouring his beer. "Sir, I'M Polish. That bouncer you had to walk past to get in here," he says pointing to the truly gigantic man by the door, "He's Polish too. And that guy drinking at the end of the bar," he says, pointing to a figure of muscles that dwarfs both the bartender and the bouncer, "He's a professional weightlifter back in our home country. Now, are you really SURE you want to tell that joke?" "Nah, probably not," the man says, "I don't really want to have to explain it three times."
Hehehe
Thx for the amazing 70kb graphics
He got me going on his "Polish" heritage. I thought WTF that can't be true. So I looked up his bio. Of course it's bs. LOL. But I learned he grew up on a Canadian Army base. I grew up on a Canadian air force base. And his older brother is Neil McDonald a highly respected Canadian broadcast journalist. Very talented family. I enjoy seeing all these old videos of Norm. His talent definitely grows on you.
RIP Norm. One of the best to ever do it.
I'm Polish and this is fucking hilarious. We miss you Norm!
So damn funny. You are very missed. RIP, Norm.
Gotta love Norm and his long set ups. He was a treasure.
At Home Depots in the Chicago area you can DEFINITELY order a polish sausage [polish national anthem plays while single tear slides down my face].
Conan: Shit, nothing happening in the news and no movies coming out, time to bring Norm on the show! Loved how he would take 10 minutes and tell a single, horrible joke. And you could see him enjoying every second of it. RIP Norm, one of a kind
I miss when dislikes on youtube meant something. It wasnt a terrible joke.