Taken from JRE #1686 w/Ari Shaffir: open.spotify.com/episode/1vSP...
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Yet another elite athlete cut down in his prime
@nixdapogs2 жыл бұрын
Like Kapernik, he took a knee.
@Crackhouts2 жыл бұрын
championship aspirations flown out the window
@imranak122 жыл бұрын
So much for that max contract now.
@user-lf7nf3kl7t2 жыл бұрын
ahaha.
@dmc30792 жыл бұрын
I’ve always said Tommy Buns is the white Bo Jackson
@PatrickMHoey2 жыл бұрын
Notice Joe is making the drinks for Ari, and not the other way around.
@jopo79962 жыл бұрын
Almost like ari is his guest… good host
@cd37662 жыл бұрын
When are people gonna let this go Bert doesn’t know you he’s not your friend
@trapchurches5552 жыл бұрын
@@cd3766 he means cuz ari put molly in berts drink lmao
@dylanoriordan58692 жыл бұрын
Ari will never drug Joe. He knows he will kill him.
@Nyxeme2 жыл бұрын
Ari wouldn't roofy Rogan. Hell, he wouldn't do it to Segura.
@JorgeGeorgeD2 жыл бұрын
1:18 Ari: Conor you see it snap Joe: that's not what happened * Joe's mind *: this is a good Segway into a 20 minute discussion about Cono- Ari: whatever..
@pedestrian_02 жыл бұрын
Ari has learned
@JozefLucifugeKorzeniowski2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@chukwudiezichi36032 жыл бұрын
Thank goodness
@samanthab19232 жыл бұрын
You could tell Joe was ready
@piccolo53462 жыл бұрын
That’s not what he said
@Shmyrk2 жыл бұрын
So hard to believe ari didnt have anything to do with it
@divyangtiwari29762 жыл бұрын
Well Ari was busy being canceled to do any of his wacky edgy humor
@XenoTravis2 жыл бұрын
He's the witch
@shinobi-no-bueno2 жыл бұрын
kzhead.info/sun/f5mqqdKHmF-jfqc/bejne.html
@wcw78132 жыл бұрын
⬆️⬆️Did you see this clip of Alex Jones pissing off Joe?! He gets so mad!🤣
@wcw78132 жыл бұрын
He K-Y Jellied that floor somehow
@stevenallenlarson2 жыл бұрын
1:20 I’m so glad Ari just said “whatever” to it and didn’t ask him to elaborate tbh
@pandabro24742 жыл бұрын
Look up Joe Rogan gets mad at Alex Jones It’s hilarious!!
@nicolemathews93032 жыл бұрын
Ari hitting Joe with the “whatever” on the Conor thing was one of the most satisfying moments in JRE history.
@gh8cw2 жыл бұрын
couldn't agree more, it's like joe was shut down Error 404 Not Found
@OmarAllagFS2 жыл бұрын
It does kinda show that joes not quite the blow hard he seems sometimes or is accused of being. The next words out of his mouth could have been, let me tell you what happened, i was there, my head was right next to his leg when it broke.
@metamorphicorder2 жыл бұрын
Facts
@oli.y2 жыл бұрын
Joe has a habit of de-railing the conversation to go to a point that really has nothing to do with the story. If Ari let him go there'd be a 3 min explanation of what happened to conors leg that no one asked for
@FlaminggMoe2 жыл бұрын
@@FlaminggMoe Yup. I'm a fan of the guy. But yes he does that.
@NeonGen20002 жыл бұрын
"Cursed by a witch" such a great line.
@marcusnelson70262 жыл бұрын
Rogan hasn't had a decent guest on for a long time. Same old recycled garbage. Get some scientists or psychologists back on please my brain is rotting listening to all these loser guests.
@microfarming85832 жыл бұрын
@@microfarming8583 nope
@jzila99002 жыл бұрын
Had me howling
@AnnaSneddon2 жыл бұрын
@@AnnaSneddon me too had a funny movement
@dingosmith99322 жыл бұрын
@Hello There these "shit" comedian friends are what made this podcast what it was back in the day....
@JamesLehartProductions2 жыл бұрын
"It's like he was cursed by a witch" lmfao
@sirwhodison2 жыл бұрын
Perfect description 😆 everytime I see it or hear about it made no sense.
@samanthab19232 жыл бұрын
kzhead.info/sun/f5mqqdKHmF-jfqc/bejne.html
@newkidsongs65802 жыл бұрын
⬆️⬆️Did you see this clip of Alex Jones pissing off Joe?! He gets so mad!
@newkidsongs65802 жыл бұрын
@Winfred Lock who hurt you
@mokkaveli2 жыл бұрын
@Winfred Lock Dude everyone has good and bad qualities, if you expect Joe to be perfect because alot of people look up to him then of course hes gonna “fall short” of your expectations.
@Happycamper8082 жыл бұрын
That thumbnail of Tom looks like Peter Griffin when he falls down the stairs
@ortiz99962 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@diddy26122 жыл бұрын
It do
@queenieqt20332 жыл бұрын
Perfect. Can't unsee it now
@jeremiaha51672 жыл бұрын
So true! 🤣🤣🤣
@drake81682 жыл бұрын
Lol
@ulrichenevoldsen83712 жыл бұрын
He never had the makings of a varsity athlete
@flexwheeler63912 жыл бұрын
Get your coat we're leaving..
@EMD_HOKIO2 жыл бұрын
@@EMD_HOKIO I didn’t bring one.
@Kaddywompous2 жыл бұрын
Tremendous! I started laughing immediately as soon as I saw your comment. Uncle Jun' was one of the greatest characters on the Soprano's. I loved him. I also have an Uncle Junior. He's not in the Mob though - he installs heavy medical equipment and maintains it. MRI's, CT machines, Xray and a bunch I don't even know lol. He's really cool.
@NobodysGh0sT2 жыл бұрын
kzhead.info/sun/oZZ_o6yhZHVuiH0/bejne.html
@lamarjackson86302 жыл бұрын
⬆️⬆️⬆️Have you seen this clip of Lex Fridman telling Joe that his new studio setup sucks?!
@lamarjackson86302 жыл бұрын
Good thing joe is pouring the drink
@maxrivera382 жыл бұрын
Look up Elon Musk meets Post Malone It’s too funny! 😂
@wcw78132 жыл бұрын
@@wcw7813 what does this have to do with anything from this episode?
@009Daft6002 жыл бұрын
No
@mrRufffnTumble2 жыл бұрын
@@009Daft600 no ari drugged Bret with him knowing in his own house not too long ago
@maxrivera382 жыл бұрын
Its funny how nobody is bringing up the Kobe Bryant thing that blew up everywhere but spiking Bert's beer he can't be let off the hook for still. Don't fuck with Bert.
@MakerInMotion2 жыл бұрын
Tom should make a Nike parody shirt that says, “Don’t Do It.”
@javgoblin2 жыл бұрын
that's pretty damn funny haha
@stubert942 жыл бұрын
Hilarious!
@jared82902 жыл бұрын
hit him up
@RedBernie2 жыл бұрын
LMAOO
@krispykreme872 жыл бұрын
Literally me and the homies growing up. That was the good luck word before everything went wrong
@cashedoutmyluck2 жыл бұрын
Ari comin’ on the show to celebrate the release of 💊 Cosby
@ceoofwhiteprivilege22382 жыл бұрын
Pill Cosby 💊
@joeyp3732 жыл бұрын
Based and cosby pilled
@Chris-ox8iz2 жыл бұрын
Cosby, verb…to drug someone He got Cosby’ed Or a drugged drink The Cosby
@Ravidshaw2 жыл бұрын
I’d argue with you but you are a CEO so…
@issaggg10872 жыл бұрын
@@Ravidshaw HAHA
@dingosmith99322 жыл бұрын
Greatest “whatever” of all time
@bjohnwilliams2 жыл бұрын
Tom fell like a family guy character.
@No-1.In.Particular2 жыл бұрын
Bullseye.
@MrLiftr2 жыл бұрын
Shit! I was just going to post the same thing!!🤣
@BillWillyBillyBill2 жыл бұрын
Look up Elon Musk meets Post Malone It’s too funny!
@StrongWomenSuperHeroes2 жыл бұрын
Original AF! not like the exact memes that were blasted evergwhere on the internet when it happened..
@dirtkills2 жыл бұрын
Ssssssssss.. Ahhhhhhh... Ssssssssss ahhhhhhh...
@imemberberry2 жыл бұрын
Why is that not the official NBA logo now 😂
@therapyseshpod2 жыл бұрын
So true
@diggerbones52922 жыл бұрын
Look up Elon Musk meets Post Malone It’s too funny! 😆
@josemendez32692 жыл бұрын
Joe is an outlier. He's like 5'3". Hard to hurt yourself falling when you're already close to the floor
@tiananman2 жыл бұрын
4'11" I heard.
@dickmonkey-king12712 жыл бұрын
TRT
@kedabro19572 жыл бұрын
He's on trt and GH
@michaelsmyth58772 жыл бұрын
its hard to hurt yourself in general when u have unlimited money to buy top tier PEDs and a team of doctors to monitor your every hormone
@KonstantinosTerzis2 жыл бұрын
Ooooooooh I'm Tiananman and I have opinions
@MRPfrfr2 жыл бұрын
The issue with Tom is that in that moment, he was soo amazingly out of shape & un-athletic that his fat, dumpy body, just gave out.
@plynwow2 жыл бұрын
🤣😂🤣😂 this sh*t made me laugh
@axelfoley18122 жыл бұрын
Why do you think he’s lifting every day 😂😂😂😂
@rogerhinds40622 жыл бұрын
That's why I never understood why either of them were doing anything athletic.
@samanthab19232 жыл бұрын
@@samanthab1923 because they were having fun. Tom won the dunk contest btw
@brandondriver992 жыл бұрын
is that you garth?
@EmadiAcresFarm2 жыл бұрын
Joe Rogan pretending it's just about lifting, when he has his joints rebuild with stem cells that cost 40k per treatment
@vgnhdhe2 жыл бұрын
And endless hgh trt
@Myce2 жыл бұрын
@@Myce and endless other shit like NAD and peptides
@ryand5892 жыл бұрын
Links? I'd love to see him talk about it ...start a GoFundMe for some stem cells..they offer a Joe Rogan package?
@ryanjones75432 жыл бұрын
Ari very obviously disassociates for a second as soon as lifting gets brought up. Funniest part of the interview. No subtlety there.
@lindsay39952 жыл бұрын
There he is.. the yoga guy
@matthewclark10062 жыл бұрын
Joe will always choose being correct over being funny..
@n-wordheelflips26482 жыл бұрын
Most accurate Joe rogan comment of all time.
@aaronromo67902 жыл бұрын
I’m ok with that
@Rowsy912 жыл бұрын
They really glassed over Ari drugging bert like it was nothing. Not a group of guys you can trust
@CezaMVO2 жыл бұрын
Yeah dude, shit like that ain't normal, a logical human being with some sort of conscious, even a little, doesn't do shit like that lol
@Spirosbotos2 жыл бұрын
@@Spirosbotos it's like they were too scared of ruining their "friendship" with Ari. Only one that reacted like a sane person is Tom, and even he chickened out and bit his tongue. You can tell he was trying his hardest to maintain his composure when they announced what ari did.
@CezaMVO2 жыл бұрын
I agree it’s messed up but it’s up to them to forgive him not anyone else. If they deem they still wanna be friends with him why should you care?
@blakefitz53822 жыл бұрын
When I saw him fall it looked like a family guy fall. Unreal and have no idea how he got all twisted like that with a normal human jump
@justinguerrero63572 жыл бұрын
You think Joe kept a coaster over his drink the whole time?
@golfinguy752 жыл бұрын
Joe was the one pouring the whole time ;) Plus, I think Ari knows Joe could side kick his soul out of his body so I'll bet he left the molly in the car
@captainspaulding59632 жыл бұрын
Joe's hip its only fun to prank squares man.
@damionepsilon47372 жыл бұрын
just imagine Joe standing at night on the top of a lighthouse and reflecting the moonshine with his bold head to guide the ships .
@shinobi36202 жыл бұрын
Bald
@outlastingoutstanding46362 жыл бұрын
@@outlastingoutstanding4636 bold and bald
@familiarsting41082 жыл бұрын
@@outlastingoutstanding4636 now the one question remains ; was the word bold used as a mistake or was it used because bald is describing something which is obvious ? we'll never know ... 😸
@shinobi36202 жыл бұрын
“It was like he was cursed by a witch” First time Ari made me laugh!
@Imnottapinata2 жыл бұрын
Ari: Like Connor McGregor stepped wrong, you see it snap- Joe: No that's not what happened. Ari: ......Whatever! I love that he pushed back on Joe. The other guests lately just sort of cave in
@leovilla18572 жыл бұрын
It was irrelevant to the point he was trying to make. Doesn't mean he disagrees with Joe.
@NeonGen20002 жыл бұрын
Ari is the best. Hasn't been on here in a while.
@hasan77862 жыл бұрын
I hit 40 and quit playing competitive sports. It just took too long to recover from injuries. I play sports for fun now, but not on competitive teams any longer. I am now in my 50's and am feeling the effects of the injuries, healthy diet, yoga/Pilates, and mild exercise really helps keep the pain medications away.
@simplekindofman62652 жыл бұрын
"cursed by a witch", that is so funny
@HashbeanSC22 жыл бұрын
Tom Segura is the perfect example of when midlife crisis hits you hard and desperate decisions leads to a chain of bad events
@karl-johanbratt99492 жыл бұрын
How weird every country I’ve ever been to I’ve had the locals tell me how beautiful the sunset was while watching it with them. Literally every time.
@al10872 жыл бұрын
I’ve been to 22 countries and not one time somebody say something about the sunsets we are watching. Literally every time.
@Reallybigchungus2 жыл бұрын
cool story
@pyametra2 жыл бұрын
Literally? 🤔
@lovemywifeandkids82582 жыл бұрын
@@pyametra cool reply.
@al10872 жыл бұрын
@@Reallybigchungus ah there’s your problem. Those are rookie numbers. Needs to pump those up.
@al10872 жыл бұрын
"Cursed by a witch"😂😂😂😂 I was secretly thinking the same thing!!!! It was like nothing I’ve ever seen before!!!!😂😂😂
@mykindathing92752 жыл бұрын
"Americans rush in to assist in a situation they have no experience in" I thought he was going use the middle east as an example, but he went with putting an injured bird in a box??
@RighteousBrother2 жыл бұрын
If we’re going to the Middle East to “assist” them, LOL, then I am Gandalf’s eldest brother, Wizard of the Areolas
@-Believeinyourself-2 жыл бұрын
The American government is not a good representation of its citizens
@brandondriver992 жыл бұрын
He’s not talking about the government, he’s talking about Americans, individual Americans and how they outwardly react in certain (social) situations.
@Alderak12 жыл бұрын
The head on Ari's beer was infuriating.
@sirsmokeefortwence252 жыл бұрын
Yep. Brits and canadians notice these things.
@tommy29722 жыл бұрын
@@tommy2972 I'm American.
@sirsmokeefortwence252 жыл бұрын
@@sirsmokeefortwence25 not anymore
@lostpockets22272 жыл бұрын
is the video in the spotify app for this episode black for anyone eles ?
@davo10142 жыл бұрын
Glad to see everyone forgot about Ari's comments about Kobe, and cool that Joe is still friends with him. Excellente chente
@billblaski95232 жыл бұрын
Holy crap I haven't heard of this guy since he's celebrated Kobe's death on the day of Kobe's death
@Cardinnall2 жыл бұрын
Had to lay low after that one. I literally forgot about him lmao
@naquaman20342 жыл бұрын
No shit really? I don’t even know who the fuck this guy is
@mikeokhurtz21522 жыл бұрын
well...nothing like global pandemic to help bury that story a bit. lol but ya, think we're all having that reaction(to seeing him)
@greenie622 жыл бұрын
@@greenie62 Can someone link me. I know nothing of this.
@NeonGen20002 жыл бұрын
@@NeonGen2000 you are already online watching this video, just look it up
@captainspaulding59632 жыл бұрын
@0:55 I'm not sure if what Bert did would cause damage because I heard from a doctor on KZhead (Brian Sutterer MD) reviewing the video and he says realigning the arm may have actually helped restore blood flow. Could be wrong, who knows.
@jdsayshello12 жыл бұрын
Man, I can't help but laugh my ass off looking at the thumbnail 🤣
@frankielozano732 жыл бұрын
"Like he was cursed by a witch"😂😂😂
@tammyannese26972 жыл бұрын
I love how Joe periodically brings this video up. Too funny to let die 🤣 “Ssss… ahhh..ssss…ahhhh” straight Peter griffin
@BryanaTV2 жыл бұрын
Lmao look at that Family Guy laydown
@TheLastSaint72 жыл бұрын
Tom Segura is the first person to actually jump downwards, it's kinda impressive
@rogerrabbit36992 жыл бұрын
So are all the full podcasts now on Spotify?
@hsvr2 жыл бұрын
Wow, spotify allowing Ari to come on.
@iturn252 жыл бұрын
Why wouldn't they?
@RealmDesigner2 жыл бұрын
@@RealmDesigner kobe
@WhiteSauceher2 жыл бұрын
@@WhiteSauceher he was not about to stay blackballed for saying that about kobe lol. It was fucked up but it’s not like it was illegal.
@DruDawsyn2 жыл бұрын
Ari Shaffir on Kobe Bryant's Passing
@caml25602 жыл бұрын
What's the story?
@watersandblue60012 жыл бұрын
@@watersandblue6001 Google it. It's hilarious
@RuizR.872 жыл бұрын
And the lie determined he has no regret the l.o.s. prez and vice prez on back to back what a week
@geraldpulido55402 жыл бұрын
It was the only time Kobe ever passed.
@DescendingBlade2 жыл бұрын
@@DescendingBlade good one
@caml25602 жыл бұрын
Ari’s voice sounds like the voice of Evil Jared from Bloodhound Gang.
@Jacquo2 жыл бұрын
Was this an old ep or just not in spotify yet
@thedonofthsht76-582 жыл бұрын
Not yet
@DrJonathanRoss2 жыл бұрын
I found the Tom injury funny asf for the fact he was talking mad shit about berts health 😂😭
@KZA5182 жыл бұрын
Funniest part is this is after the video titled “i don’t trust Ari Shaffir for a second’
@decidingpaper63242 жыл бұрын
Ari Shaffir Legion of Skanks president stands for mayhem
@alexperez69192 жыл бұрын
Ari proving again why nobody should give a shit about what Ari has to say.
@BeatsDownGaming2 жыл бұрын
1:21 This has been the best 'whatever' in the history of whatevers, maybe ever
@untitled63912 жыл бұрын
A bunch of Kobe fans are losing their shit right about now...
@miguelrubio12832 жыл бұрын
I was wondering where the dislikes were from lol. I forgot Ari said all that stuff about Kobe.
@BlindingGlow2 жыл бұрын
That’s me haha
@supakhan232 жыл бұрын
“Tom cashes in on everything”. So true..
@stormgetts2 жыл бұрын
When was Ari on??
@draftkings97392 жыл бұрын
Joe rocking the SKX! I love your dive watch picks.
@JamesFlynn880552 жыл бұрын
Joe does not like Bert right now or something. He has been saying underhanded comments in like every video.
@briansteele58042 жыл бұрын
Bert beat Joe in a BJJ spar session a few months ago, so probably that
@vshazam2 жыл бұрын
@@vshazam no way
@jasonstevens30842 жыл бұрын
@@jasonstevens3084 yup. Bert caught him in a triangle choke
@vshazam2 жыл бұрын
@@vshazam What? hahahaha no he didn't, don't belive that for a second.
@RealmDesigner2 жыл бұрын
I mean in Ilizas Podcast he did defend bird by reminding her that he beat her to the chase by 3 months regarding drive in shows.
@gonda83652 жыл бұрын
1:28 joe looks like a radioactive version of himself lmao
@jackscofield62992 жыл бұрын
You mean a fallout Supermutant?
@randomaccount33652 жыл бұрын
Tom Segura's Injury pic looks like Family Guy injury pose, lol
@rafaelcisneros5622 жыл бұрын
Where can I get that shirt joe is wearing??
@xxbonquiquixx692 жыл бұрын
Do they go into Shaffir's Kobe controversy in the episode?
@MarkArandjus2 жыл бұрын
Ah..... Mr Roofie himself, Joe better not have turned his back during the podcast, Ari might have slipped some special supplements in his drink.
@tupacshakur44462 жыл бұрын
Was going to say the same thing mr. Shakur, but rogan would beat his ass lol
@emilioflores22132 жыл бұрын
Ari doesn't dare pick on alphas. Just nerds and staff. Doug Stanhope literally pissed on him and Ari couldn't do shit but pretend to laugh with everyone.
@stevenobrien5572 жыл бұрын
@@stevenobrien557 woah wth that's real?!
@wajihbec10872 жыл бұрын
@@wajihbec1087 lol I forgot about the messed up thing Ari was saying just before too first link is Stanhope watering him and the second is an example of Ari speaking with lesser-thans kzhead.info/sun/iqiLo9GKcIGaa4k/bejne.html kzhead.info/sun/lZVxc5iwjZ-PiHk/bejne.html
@stevenobrien5572 жыл бұрын
@@stevenobrien557 wow..i regret seeing this but thanks for the clips anyways dude.
@wajihbec10872 жыл бұрын
It’s like somebody turned ragdoll physics from a video game mid flight
@uncleartyom42802 жыл бұрын
the tshirt i agree, im from england. we dont do that, but commenting on a sunset and rushing to help we do too.
@waynewayoaveyard93972 жыл бұрын
Whether Joe is actually enjoying his guest can be measured by how much liquor he drinks.
@coachtim61882 жыл бұрын
Wrong Joe Rogan loves Duncan trussell more than his kids and he always gets drinks a lot when he is wrong
@dirtea2 жыл бұрын
0⁰0
@alejandraaparicio26382 жыл бұрын
Cant believe this dude is still allowed on after what he did to bert So messed up
@Czar982 жыл бұрын
@Prn 97 well, he just said something shitty about Kobe. Actually drugging someone illegally is an actual crime.
@Arcanecide2 жыл бұрын
Berts a liar and made up the story and ari took the fall because he’s a good friend. Bert just wanted to get high and couldn’t handle it and freaked out and his wife found out and blamed it on ari to save his marriage. I know this because Bert can’t tell any story without o/u 2.5 lies a story.
@ldeez43752 жыл бұрын
@@ldeez4375 yeah no. He didnt do that. Dunno why you would fabricate them.
@Czar982 жыл бұрын
Yawn
@kevoneone2 жыл бұрын
@@ldeez4375 Dude. Are you naturally stupid or are you just trying to get a reaction out of people?
@Arcanecide2 жыл бұрын
So good to see Ari again. Looks a lot happier now.
@rooh-ante-inferno12762 жыл бұрын
Lol @ thumbnail. That pic of Tom "Human Origami" Segura is so funny.
@kessler0032 жыл бұрын
"It's impossible for me to laugh at the jokes of someone I don't like." - Ricky Gervais Ari just grosses me out
@AndresGomez-ct7qb2 жыл бұрын
Cope harder
@PhreakPhantom2 жыл бұрын
Bro 1:25 was hilarious
@logankowalyk25802 жыл бұрын
Its his weird face and peanut shaped head, isn't it?
@DudeMan-xs3db2 жыл бұрын
This guy hates Jews!
@cynicald57762 жыл бұрын
@@PhreakPhantom You guys are really gonna kill this cope thing huh? Just use it when it doesn't even work and hope that you get likes
@Alex-gv4rv2 жыл бұрын
Didnt Joe say that Bert actually helped Tom before? Here he says that he did damage to it
@grumpydusty2 жыл бұрын
Right I could’ve sword they talked about it on 2 bears and Tom said what Bert did actually might’ve helped. But now the way Joe says this maybe it turns out Bert made it worse
@SPACEALIENBOT2 жыл бұрын
In general, you shouldn't move a broken limb like that. The broken edges can be sharp and could damage a nerve or an artery.
@HarryFunmaker2 жыл бұрын
Maybe it was a couple of comedians making a joke?
@stevenobrien5572 жыл бұрын
Ya I'm pretty sure dr drew said on After Dark it could have helped him a lot for recovery chances to move it
@TheGoobsters2 жыл бұрын
@@TheGoobsters that is kinda was tom said months ago.
@SPACEALIENBOT2 жыл бұрын
Who else is in LA traffic right now and this video pulled up.
@noahjoseph57142 жыл бұрын
My grandpa always wore the free ball caps from his banks so that gave me a good laugh. Damn I miss that old man!
@that1guy8992 жыл бұрын
Has Ari ever been funny?
@HermDaSperm2 жыл бұрын
Nope
@DeathsInverse2 жыл бұрын
no
@stonedflame2 жыл бұрын
@@Layfff send a link of a funny bit he does. Tbh joe, tom, and bert arent really funny either. I like joe as a Podcaster way more than a comedian.
@PT-tv9my2 жыл бұрын
I mean. Ive never laughed at anything he has said. But people like him. Meh.
@seventwoseven19012 жыл бұрын
Hard no
@camvick4072 жыл бұрын
Lids on drinks folks Ari’s coming!
@choctawbigguns31932 жыл бұрын
Ari is one of the only ones who will talk shit to joe still. Calling him idiot constantly. Love him or hate him that is a power move. Truly nothing to lose!
@aspiringnormie94992 жыл бұрын
Just the image of tom gets me everytime lol He legit looks like a family guy character
@AZOMBIERYO2 жыл бұрын
RIP KOBE BRYANT 🙏🏻💜💛
@actionscott80332 жыл бұрын
Tom “ there was no check” segura
@leeskeet57462 жыл бұрын
This is a great. 🤣🤣
@letskebab1012 жыл бұрын
I love Bunz,but that cursed by a witch line had me dying.
@efreinshtick2 жыл бұрын
Tom landed like Peter Griffin on Family Guy when he falls down the steps lol.
@nunyobizwax92252 жыл бұрын
Get Conor McGregor on the podcast
@SarahDIrish2 жыл бұрын
Why though?
@mattilovefilms2 жыл бұрын
Ok Sarah!
@Atomic-Dawg2 жыл бұрын
@@mattilovefilms you might not want to watch or listen to McGregor but in the 8 years I have been watching. I have never seen conor on his podcast. A proper interview. Coming from an Irish person
@SarahDIrish2 жыл бұрын
"Easily and seemlessly switch between video and audio experience on Spotify" - cracks me up every time
@jasonpwnd2 жыл бұрын
ari a top 5 returning guest imo
@jackhenryhung2 жыл бұрын
Notice how Joe never mention the Kobe Incident
@adamhinojos1232 жыл бұрын
Tom literally exploded mid jump,havnt seen nothing that explosive since prime kobe
@mattallan63382 жыл бұрын
Ahh Yes, talk about Kobe and explosions
@mustycarlos21642 жыл бұрын
Who's Tim?
@ChirpyMike2 жыл бұрын
@@ChirpyMike haha oops
@mattallan63382 жыл бұрын
🍄
@dingosmith99322 жыл бұрын
Rip kobe 🙏🏽
@originalJSauce2 жыл бұрын
"Cursed by a witch!" 🤣
@DUSTY882 жыл бұрын
That's how those back/knee injuries work. You feel a awkward "tinge" and it feels like something happened but doesn't really hurt so you move on, next day you're bending over to pick up the paper and it explodes.
@rockems49592 жыл бұрын
Out of curiousity. If you feel that "tinge" are things still in a place where you can heal and avoid the "explode"? Or have you gotten to a point of no return?
@NeonGen20002 жыл бұрын
"Jelly-Legs" Segura! lol
@jhh1622 жыл бұрын
Ari seems like hes doing better than ever x10, happy for him despite all the nonsense
@Calilou522 жыл бұрын
So happy to see Ari on Rogan
@mmundle9412 жыл бұрын
Dr Brian the doctor that evaluates injuries on KZhead said Bert actually did the right thing moving his arm
@rickDArula2 жыл бұрын
I like this guy better living under a rock
@tonybologna90712 жыл бұрын
Sucks for you
@Spawn3032 жыл бұрын
Why are you living under a rock?
@funktionalitee2 жыл бұрын
Spotify needs a comments section.
@Daveyjokes2 жыл бұрын
So ive been having tons of issues using spotify .
@thedude77262 жыл бұрын
Does anyone know if Joe talked about kobe?
@clos44742 жыл бұрын
In two months, Ari is going to have a special where he apologizes for going back in time and drugging Ava Braun. “I thought it was funny, but you know those Germans! My bad guys.”
@Powerlifterusa2 жыл бұрын
What is a bank t shirt? I’ve never heard of such a thing
@vintifada71152 жыл бұрын
Apparently its something Americans wear when commenting on the beauty of a sunset and simultaneously assisting injured birds on the beach.
@hueowen27862 жыл бұрын
If you’ve ever been to any sporting event you’ll see them
@chrisgastelum32612 жыл бұрын
@@chrisgastelum3261 Yeah. The bank logo will be 2" wide on a shirt that has Cubs blazened across the chest. Nothing to see here.
@cobbler882 жыл бұрын
A lot of road races (5Ks, marathons, etc) will have a bank as a sponsor, so their logo is typically on the back of the shirt. Never seen someone with a bank logo across the chest though.
@runnin32162 жыл бұрын
@@runnin3216 Oh I guess that’s a “bank t shirt” lol but it’s from a race not just the logo of a bank
@vintifada71152 жыл бұрын
MY GOD HAVE I BEEN WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO SHUT JOE DOWN ON HIS KNOW IT BS. Ari was straight up…”whatever!” Definitely satisfying and I’m positive I’m not the only one.
@matthewclark10062 жыл бұрын
This is the first vid i've watched in over a year. I hope Joe is on the "call list" if the Adams Family needs a new Uncle Fester
Yet another elite athlete cut down in his prime
Like Kapernik, he took a knee.
championship aspirations flown out the window
So much for that max contract now.
ahaha.
I’ve always said Tommy Buns is the white Bo Jackson
Notice Joe is making the drinks for Ari, and not the other way around.
Almost like ari is his guest… good host
When are people gonna let this go Bert doesn’t know you he’s not your friend
@@cd3766 he means cuz ari put molly in berts drink lmao
Ari will never drug Joe. He knows he will kill him.
Ari wouldn't roofy Rogan. Hell, he wouldn't do it to Segura.
1:18 Ari: Conor you see it snap Joe: that's not what happened * Joe's mind *: this is a good Segway into a 20 minute discussion about Cono- Ari: whatever..
Ari has learned
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thank goodness
You could tell Joe was ready
That’s not what he said
So hard to believe ari didnt have anything to do with it
Well Ari was busy being canceled to do any of his wacky edgy humor
He's the witch
kzhead.info/sun/f5mqqdKHmF-jfqc/bejne.html
⬆️⬆️Did you see this clip of Alex Jones pissing off Joe?! He gets so mad!🤣
He K-Y Jellied that floor somehow
1:20 I’m so glad Ari just said “whatever” to it and didn’t ask him to elaborate tbh
Look up Joe Rogan gets mad at Alex Jones It’s hilarious!!
Ari hitting Joe with the “whatever” on the Conor thing was one of the most satisfying moments in JRE history.
couldn't agree more, it's like joe was shut down Error 404 Not Found
It does kinda show that joes not quite the blow hard he seems sometimes or is accused of being. The next words out of his mouth could have been, let me tell you what happened, i was there, my head was right next to his leg when it broke.
Facts
Joe has a habit of de-railing the conversation to go to a point that really has nothing to do with the story. If Ari let him go there'd be a 3 min explanation of what happened to conors leg that no one asked for
@@FlaminggMoe Yup. I'm a fan of the guy. But yes he does that.
"Cursed by a witch" such a great line.
Rogan hasn't had a decent guest on for a long time. Same old recycled garbage. Get some scientists or psychologists back on please my brain is rotting listening to all these loser guests.
@@microfarming8583 nope
Had me howling
@@AnnaSneddon me too had a funny movement
@Hello There these "shit" comedian friends are what made this podcast what it was back in the day....
"It's like he was cursed by a witch" lmfao
Perfect description 😆 everytime I see it or hear about it made no sense.
kzhead.info/sun/f5mqqdKHmF-jfqc/bejne.html
⬆️⬆️Did you see this clip of Alex Jones pissing off Joe?! He gets so mad!
@Winfred Lock who hurt you
@Winfred Lock Dude everyone has good and bad qualities, if you expect Joe to be perfect because alot of people look up to him then of course hes gonna “fall short” of your expectations.
That thumbnail of Tom looks like Peter Griffin when he falls down the stairs
😂😂😂
It do
Perfect. Can't unsee it now
So true! 🤣🤣🤣
Lol
He never had the makings of a varsity athlete
Get your coat we're leaving..
@@EMD_HOKIO I didn’t bring one.
Tremendous! I started laughing immediately as soon as I saw your comment. Uncle Jun' was one of the greatest characters on the Soprano's. I loved him. I also have an Uncle Junior. He's not in the Mob though - he installs heavy medical equipment and maintains it. MRI's, CT machines, Xray and a bunch I don't even know lol. He's really cool.
kzhead.info/sun/oZZ_o6yhZHVuiH0/bejne.html
⬆️⬆️⬆️Have you seen this clip of Lex Fridman telling Joe that his new studio setup sucks?!
Good thing joe is pouring the drink
Look up Elon Musk meets Post Malone It’s too funny! 😂
@@wcw7813 what does this have to do with anything from this episode?
No
@@009Daft600 no ari drugged Bret with him knowing in his own house not too long ago
Its funny how nobody is bringing up the Kobe Bryant thing that blew up everywhere but spiking Bert's beer he can't be let off the hook for still. Don't fuck with Bert.
Tom should make a Nike parody shirt that says, “Don’t Do It.”
that's pretty damn funny haha
Hilarious!
hit him up
LMAOO
Literally me and the homies growing up. That was the good luck word before everything went wrong
Ari comin’ on the show to celebrate the release of 💊 Cosby
Pill Cosby 💊
Based and cosby pilled
Cosby, verb…to drug someone He got Cosby’ed Or a drugged drink The Cosby
I’d argue with you but you are a CEO so…
@@Ravidshaw HAHA
Greatest “whatever” of all time
Tom fell like a family guy character.
Bullseye.
Shit! I was just going to post the same thing!!🤣
Look up Elon Musk meets Post Malone It’s too funny!
Original AF! not like the exact memes that were blasted evergwhere on the internet when it happened..
Ssssssssss.. Ahhhhhhh... Ssssssssss ahhhhhhh...
Why is that not the official NBA logo now 😂
So true
Look up Elon Musk meets Post Malone It’s too funny! 😆
Joe is an outlier. He's like 5'3". Hard to hurt yourself falling when you're already close to the floor
4'11" I heard.
TRT
He's on trt and GH
its hard to hurt yourself in general when u have unlimited money to buy top tier PEDs and a team of doctors to monitor your every hormone
Ooooooooh I'm Tiananman and I have opinions
The issue with Tom is that in that moment, he was soo amazingly out of shape & un-athletic that his fat, dumpy body, just gave out.
🤣😂🤣😂 this sh*t made me laugh
Why do you think he’s lifting every day 😂😂😂😂
That's why I never understood why either of them were doing anything athletic.
@@samanthab1923 because they were having fun. Tom won the dunk contest btw
is that you garth?
Joe Rogan pretending it's just about lifting, when he has his joints rebuild with stem cells that cost 40k per treatment
And endless hgh trt
@@Myce and endless other shit like NAD and peptides
Links? I'd love to see him talk about it ...start a GoFundMe for some stem cells..they offer a Joe Rogan package?
Ari very obviously disassociates for a second as soon as lifting gets brought up. Funniest part of the interview. No subtlety there.
There he is.. the yoga guy
Joe will always choose being correct over being funny..
Most accurate Joe rogan comment of all time.
I’m ok with that
They really glassed over Ari drugging bert like it was nothing. Not a group of guys you can trust
Yeah dude, shit like that ain't normal, a logical human being with some sort of conscious, even a little, doesn't do shit like that lol
@@Spirosbotos it's like they were too scared of ruining their "friendship" with Ari. Only one that reacted like a sane person is Tom, and even he chickened out and bit his tongue. You can tell he was trying his hardest to maintain his composure when they announced what ari did.
I agree it’s messed up but it’s up to them to forgive him not anyone else. If they deem they still wanna be friends with him why should you care?
When I saw him fall it looked like a family guy fall. Unreal and have no idea how he got all twisted like that with a normal human jump
You think Joe kept a coaster over his drink the whole time?
Joe was the one pouring the whole time ;) Plus, I think Ari knows Joe could side kick his soul out of his body so I'll bet he left the molly in the car
Joe's hip its only fun to prank squares man.
just imagine Joe standing at night on the top of a lighthouse and reflecting the moonshine with his bold head to guide the ships .
Bald
@@outlastingoutstanding4636 bold and bald
@@outlastingoutstanding4636 now the one question remains ; was the word bold used as a mistake or was it used because bald is describing something which is obvious ? we'll never know ... 😸
“It was like he was cursed by a witch” First time Ari made me laugh!
Ari: Like Connor McGregor stepped wrong, you see it snap- Joe: No that's not what happened. Ari: ......Whatever! I love that he pushed back on Joe. The other guests lately just sort of cave in
It was irrelevant to the point he was trying to make. Doesn't mean he disagrees with Joe.
Ari is the best. Hasn't been on here in a while.
I hit 40 and quit playing competitive sports. It just took too long to recover from injuries. I play sports for fun now, but not on competitive teams any longer. I am now in my 50's and am feeling the effects of the injuries, healthy diet, yoga/Pilates, and mild exercise really helps keep the pain medications away.
"cursed by a witch", that is so funny
Tom Segura is the perfect example of when midlife crisis hits you hard and desperate decisions leads to a chain of bad events
How weird every country I’ve ever been to I’ve had the locals tell me how beautiful the sunset was while watching it with them. Literally every time.
I’ve been to 22 countries and not one time somebody say something about the sunsets we are watching. Literally every time.
cool story
Literally? 🤔
@@pyametra cool reply.
@@Reallybigchungus ah there’s your problem. Those are rookie numbers. Needs to pump those up.
"Cursed by a witch"😂😂😂😂 I was secretly thinking the same thing!!!! It was like nothing I’ve ever seen before!!!!😂😂😂
"Americans rush in to assist in a situation they have no experience in" I thought he was going use the middle east as an example, but he went with putting an injured bird in a box??
If we’re going to the Middle East to “assist” them, LOL, then I am Gandalf’s eldest brother, Wizard of the Areolas
The American government is not a good representation of its citizens
He’s not talking about the government, he’s talking about Americans, individual Americans and how they outwardly react in certain (social) situations.
The head on Ari's beer was infuriating.
Yep. Brits and canadians notice these things.
@@tommy2972 I'm American.
@@sirsmokeefortwence25 not anymore
is the video in the spotify app for this episode black for anyone eles ?
Glad to see everyone forgot about Ari's comments about Kobe, and cool that Joe is still friends with him. Excellente chente
Holy crap I haven't heard of this guy since he's celebrated Kobe's death on the day of Kobe's death
Had to lay low after that one. I literally forgot about him lmao
No shit really? I don’t even know who the fuck this guy is
well...nothing like global pandemic to help bury that story a bit. lol but ya, think we're all having that reaction(to seeing him)
@@greenie62 Can someone link me. I know nothing of this.
@@NeonGen2000 you are already online watching this video, just look it up
@0:55 I'm not sure if what Bert did would cause damage because I heard from a doctor on KZhead (Brian Sutterer MD) reviewing the video and he says realigning the arm may have actually helped restore blood flow. Could be wrong, who knows.
Man, I can't help but laugh my ass off looking at the thumbnail 🤣
"Like he was cursed by a witch"😂😂😂
I love how Joe periodically brings this video up. Too funny to let die 🤣 “Ssss… ahhh..ssss…ahhhh” straight Peter griffin
Lmao look at that Family Guy laydown
Tom Segura is the first person to actually jump downwards, it's kinda impressive
So are all the full podcasts now on Spotify?
Wow, spotify allowing Ari to come on.
Why wouldn't they?
@@RealmDesigner kobe
@@WhiteSauceher he was not about to stay blackballed for saying that about kobe lol. It was fucked up but it’s not like it was illegal.
Ari Shaffir on Kobe Bryant's Passing
What's the story?
@@watersandblue6001 Google it. It's hilarious
And the lie determined he has no regret the l.o.s. prez and vice prez on back to back what a week
It was the only time Kobe ever passed.
@@DescendingBlade good one
Ari’s voice sounds like the voice of Evil Jared from Bloodhound Gang.
Was this an old ep or just not in spotify yet
Not yet
I found the Tom injury funny asf for the fact he was talking mad shit about berts health 😂😭
Funniest part is this is after the video titled “i don’t trust Ari Shaffir for a second’
Ari Shaffir Legion of Skanks president stands for mayhem
Ari proving again why nobody should give a shit about what Ari has to say.
1:21 This has been the best 'whatever' in the history of whatevers, maybe ever
A bunch of Kobe fans are losing their shit right about now...
I was wondering where the dislikes were from lol. I forgot Ari said all that stuff about Kobe.
That’s me haha
“Tom cashes in on everything”. So true..
When was Ari on??
Joe rocking the SKX! I love your dive watch picks.
Joe does not like Bert right now or something. He has been saying underhanded comments in like every video.
Bert beat Joe in a BJJ spar session a few months ago, so probably that
@@vshazam no way
@@jasonstevens3084 yup. Bert caught him in a triangle choke
@@vshazam What? hahahaha no he didn't, don't belive that for a second.
I mean in Ilizas Podcast he did defend bird by reminding her that he beat her to the chase by 3 months regarding drive in shows.
1:28 joe looks like a radioactive version of himself lmao
You mean a fallout Supermutant?
Tom Segura's Injury pic looks like Family Guy injury pose, lol
Where can I get that shirt joe is wearing??
Do they go into Shaffir's Kobe controversy in the episode?
Ah..... Mr Roofie himself, Joe better not have turned his back during the podcast, Ari might have slipped some special supplements in his drink.
Was going to say the same thing mr. Shakur, but rogan would beat his ass lol
Ari doesn't dare pick on alphas. Just nerds and staff. Doug Stanhope literally pissed on him and Ari couldn't do shit but pretend to laugh with everyone.
@@stevenobrien557 woah wth that's real?!
@@wajihbec1087 lol I forgot about the messed up thing Ari was saying just before too first link is Stanhope watering him and the second is an example of Ari speaking with lesser-thans kzhead.info/sun/iqiLo9GKcIGaa4k/bejne.html kzhead.info/sun/lZVxc5iwjZ-PiHk/bejne.html
@@stevenobrien557 wow..i regret seeing this but thanks for the clips anyways dude.
It’s like somebody turned ragdoll physics from a video game mid flight
the tshirt i agree, im from england. we dont do that, but commenting on a sunset and rushing to help we do too.
Whether Joe is actually enjoying his guest can be measured by how much liquor he drinks.
Wrong Joe Rogan loves Duncan trussell more than his kids and he always gets drinks a lot when he is wrong
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Cant believe this dude is still allowed on after what he did to bert So messed up
@Prn 97 well, he just said something shitty about Kobe. Actually drugging someone illegally is an actual crime.
Berts a liar and made up the story and ari took the fall because he’s a good friend. Bert just wanted to get high and couldn’t handle it and freaked out and his wife found out and blamed it on ari to save his marriage. I know this because Bert can’t tell any story without o/u 2.5 lies a story.
@@ldeez4375 yeah no. He didnt do that. Dunno why you would fabricate them.
Yawn
@@ldeez4375 Dude. Are you naturally stupid or are you just trying to get a reaction out of people?
So good to see Ari again. Looks a lot happier now.
Lol @ thumbnail. That pic of Tom "Human Origami" Segura is so funny.
"It's impossible for me to laugh at the jokes of someone I don't like." - Ricky Gervais Ari just grosses me out
Cope harder
Bro 1:25 was hilarious
Its his weird face and peanut shaped head, isn't it?
This guy hates Jews!
@@PhreakPhantom You guys are really gonna kill this cope thing huh? Just use it when it doesn't even work and hope that you get likes
Didnt Joe say that Bert actually helped Tom before? Here he says that he did damage to it
Right I could’ve sword they talked about it on 2 bears and Tom said what Bert did actually might’ve helped. But now the way Joe says this maybe it turns out Bert made it worse
In general, you shouldn't move a broken limb like that. The broken edges can be sharp and could damage a nerve or an artery.
Maybe it was a couple of comedians making a joke?
Ya I'm pretty sure dr drew said on After Dark it could have helped him a lot for recovery chances to move it
@@TheGoobsters that is kinda was tom said months ago.
Who else is in LA traffic right now and this video pulled up.
My grandpa always wore the free ball caps from his banks so that gave me a good laugh. Damn I miss that old man!
Has Ari ever been funny?
Nope
no
@@Layfff send a link of a funny bit he does. Tbh joe, tom, and bert arent really funny either. I like joe as a Podcaster way more than a comedian.
I mean. Ive never laughed at anything he has said. But people like him. Meh.
Hard no
Lids on drinks folks Ari’s coming!
Ari is one of the only ones who will talk shit to joe still. Calling him idiot constantly. Love him or hate him that is a power move. Truly nothing to lose!
Just the image of tom gets me everytime lol He legit looks like a family guy character
RIP KOBE BRYANT 🙏🏻💜💛
Tom “ there was no check” segura
This is a great. 🤣🤣
I love Bunz,but that cursed by a witch line had me dying.
Tom landed like Peter Griffin on Family Guy when he falls down the steps lol.
Get Conor McGregor on the podcast
Why though?
Ok Sarah!
@@mattilovefilms you might not want to watch or listen to McGregor but in the 8 years I have been watching. I have never seen conor on his podcast. A proper interview. Coming from an Irish person
"Easily and seemlessly switch between video and audio experience on Spotify" - cracks me up every time
ari a top 5 returning guest imo
Notice how Joe never mention the Kobe Incident
Tom literally exploded mid jump,havnt seen nothing that explosive since prime kobe
Ahh Yes, talk about Kobe and explosions
Who's Tim?
@@ChirpyMike haha oops
🍄
Rip kobe 🙏🏽
"Cursed by a witch!" 🤣
That's how those back/knee injuries work. You feel a awkward "tinge" and it feels like something happened but doesn't really hurt so you move on, next day you're bending over to pick up the paper and it explodes.
Out of curiousity. If you feel that "tinge" are things still in a place where you can heal and avoid the "explode"? Or have you gotten to a point of no return?
"Jelly-Legs" Segura! lol
Ari seems like hes doing better than ever x10, happy for him despite all the nonsense
So happy to see Ari on Rogan
Dr Brian the doctor that evaluates injuries on KZhead said Bert actually did the right thing moving his arm
I like this guy better living under a rock
Sucks for you
Why are you living under a rock?
Spotify needs a comments section.
So ive been having tons of issues using spotify .
Does anyone know if Joe talked about kobe?
In two months, Ari is going to have a special where he apologizes for going back in time and drugging Ava Braun. “I thought it was funny, but you know those Germans! My bad guys.”
What is a bank t shirt? I’ve never heard of such a thing
Apparently its something Americans wear when commenting on the beauty of a sunset and simultaneously assisting injured birds on the beach.
If you’ve ever been to any sporting event you’ll see them
@@chrisgastelum3261 Yeah. The bank logo will be 2" wide on a shirt that has Cubs blazened across the chest. Nothing to see here.
A lot of road races (5Ks, marathons, etc) will have a bank as a sponsor, so their logo is typically on the back of the shirt. Never seen someone with a bank logo across the chest though.
@@runnin3216 Oh I guess that’s a “bank t shirt” lol but it’s from a race not just the logo of a bank
MY GOD HAVE I BEEN WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO SHUT JOE DOWN ON HIS KNOW IT BS. Ari was straight up…”whatever!” Definitely satisfying and I’m positive I’m not the only one.
This is the first vid i've watched in over a year. I hope Joe is on the "call list" if the Adams Family needs a new Uncle Fester