Tom Segura is a stand-up comedian, podcaster and the creator of YMH Studios. You’ve seen him on his shows Your Mom’s House, 2 Bears 1 Cave and more. He has a new special “Sledgehammer” coming out on Netflix on July 4th.
Tom Segura returns to This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von to chat about buying workout equipment from the Undertaker, Florida fever dreams, controversial Gatorade flavors, what people get wrong about Bert Kreischer, the dangers of roid rage, new details on his feud with Garth Brooks, and much more.
Tom Segura: / seguratom
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If anyone understands Theo it's Tom. I always love when the guest actually laughs at the out of pocket random things theo slips into conversations
that is what makes theo unique; "out of pocket" / out of left field musings. it is very endearing, and why he has such a cult of fans. tom, completely gets it...
Tom lets him cook
I couldn't agree more! When Theo was one JRE last time it felt like joe was steam rolling over Theo's musing
Dude How much better would YMH be with Theo and Tom? Christina could have her own thing.
Everytime I listen to Theo, my brain goes through this battle between a dumbass redneck + someone with a vast vocabulary and deep thoughts. And I know he's a super smart dude and fast on his tracks! Perfect duo!
Tom is the perfect guest for Theo. Dude understands his humour on another level.
Intellectually and vi... vibally? Vibes homie
@@SwissTrippin intellectually and quintifunctorily, as we fine young soldiers might say back before the fall of pompeii
@@powdergate right, funcing with that quint
@@SwissTrippin old man quint always knew how to func, i wouldn't be the same today without him. RIP quint, miss you big man, gone but not forgotten
@@powdergate lol I love the idea of rogue AI suddenly encountering this comment thread and trying to quantify it's meaning.
Listening to Theo Von is like taking a natural anxiety reliever. Calms me down right away. A Theomazipam.
Theopium
Exactly! I’ve been in recovery for 13 years now and I listen to Theo each morning and I feel the same way. Laughter is truly the best medicine. 😊
@@smullaney84 that sounds good too!
I want him to do audio books. I could fall asleep to him reading The Hobbit so easily haha
@@smullaney84no. my tongue hate it.
"They get so sad they can't stand themselves" yet another Theo sentence that will live rent free in my head forever.
Tom is always so happy to be with Theo. It's like he's watching his favorite zoo exhibit gambling with the gators to get a good chicken recipe
😅😅
did theo write this?
What? Lmao
hell yeah
#theogate
Idk if its just me but Tom Segura always reminds me of the penguins of Madagascar he is like a human version
Lol good one! I see it!
Yep totally see it
Hahaha that’s awesome
He really does 😂😂😂
Cute and cuddly, boys
Theo's ads are the best. "Babble can help you tell a kid you want to adopt them." 😂😂
Someone needs to make a compilation of all the ads there are some gems out there
"You're getting warm" 😂😂 i love Theos morbidity
Theo: "Is that a Nirvana shirt?" Tom: "Uhmm no." Theo: "Nevermind"
Sus shirt though for real 🤷♂️
@@microchrist6122 It's Basquiat you uncultured swine
@@ILoveTheLord-hc1rt i wish i could report this comment for having NOTHING TO DO WITH THE CONVERSATION
Theo referring to his house as "black ownership" sent me over the edge 😂
were you edging the whole time prior? 🫦
@@agallonofwater hahahahah
@@agallonofwaterlmfaaaooo
@@agallonofwaterno just socially stimulated a little 😉
@@agallonofwaterlmao just a halfie
The magic of the chemistry between Theo and Tom.. It's really awesome to watch 👏👏
i felt like if there was more chemistry, the podcast would’ve been longer. Joe Rogan and Tom Segura have great chemistry.
@taaccount75590 man I went back and checked how long the video was 😅.. I guess that was my true feeling while driving and listening to the conversation
They didn't seem to have a lot to talk about
Straight up Theo has kept me level through my depression. Makes me laugh when nothing else can. Keeps me going at work when I don’t even want to leave my bed. Thank you Theo.
me too girl. ❤
I feel that to. Have a Nice day
Same
"He has this infallible - I dont know what that means - he has this ability to..." Theo is one of a kind
This is a norm line
@@bmh18172more of a comment really
😂😂😂
I read this right as he was saying it lol
Wtf I read you comment literally as he said the line
I’ve never heard a more Theo scenario than him leaving someone else’s shit on the walls in his home. 😂
@@ILoveTheLord-hc1rtyou make me happy I found Satan
I know right?! Like, what sort of sketchy-ass situation is it where you buy a house with someone's shit still in it?
“I just thought… ugh.. idk I just thought it was pretty good art ya know? I feel like a billionaire with human art like that”
Hands down, Theo does the best commercials on his podcast. The way he presents the sponsors information is so unique. He’s actually the only one I listen to commercials on.lol😄
Even when Bert isn't there he still buts himself into being the focus of the conversation
Omg yes!!! I can’t stand listening to Bert and was disappointed when they brought him up. Bert is so annoying and self centered
😂😂
@@BuzzByte24think you missed the sarcasm
“This is the dang undertaker we’re talking about here he works for death” 😂😂😂 Theo is a national treasure
That absolutely took me out. Theo is a mess.
ya almost wanna scalp him
"He's the Easter Bunny of bodies"
Is it weird to anyone else that Tom is only a year older than Theo? Looks like an uncle giving wisdom to his still-figuring-it-out nephew.
War ages good men..Tom didn’t spend those sleepless nights in Fallujah for nothing
Kinda hard to look young when you have a serial killer like Garth nipping at your heels for years
Hahahahaha
@@SeboltLawnLandscapeTom is a serial killer himself, I don’t think he’s too worried about Garth
@@BarracusObamus 10/10 comment 🤣
This is the kind of conversation i’m always seeking with a buddy. Tom is such a good conversationalist
Theos funniest lines are the subtle ones where he’s not even trying!! 😂😂 “that’s how he got his name in the paper, but yeah”
When Theo loses train of thought 5 min in and says what else and makes it super awkward is pure gold.
I love it when he does that lol
@@paulj6805 just simply the best. look at Tom start grabbing his coffe like boyyy here we go 🤣🤣
@@repentandbelieveinJesusChrist2wtf
@@repentandbelieveinJesusChrist2why? Just why?
@@repentandbelieveinJesusChrist2 …what else?
tom segura's adaptability to theo von's jokes is next level, he bounced off theo perfectly
right?
He has known Theo for years and years, Christina and Theo were good friends way back in the day too before they knew Tom
@@wildforesthome6563I'm glad Toms not jealous of Theo since people assume they had a past since it was such a tiny community of comedians that actually got along back then before the likes of Rogan encouraged unity over competition!
@@bwmclaurin yeah Tom is cool, they used to do a bit about it. Rogan and his group have changed comedy, long live the Mothership
@@wildforesthome6563yeah unless your name is ned...
Theo with the sly Tech N9ne reference around 25 minutes in was a nice touch. EBAH
Theo saying “getting warmer” while Tom describing Ariel being on the search parties killed me
So kind of Theo to have on a Japanese comedian to represent his homeland
Segura San!
Saaaaaagurrrra
Smeeeeeeeeth
Idiots, Segura is Spanish/hispanic surname not Japanese 😆…not unless I r/woosh something here 😅
SEGUDDAAAAA
Garth Brooks having beef with Tom Segura is one of the funniest, most unexpected things I've discovered in quite some time.
Indeed
Show us the bodies Garth
@@AbraKadavyr I bet he knows where Carol Baskin's husband is
@@DangOlJesse you mean his property? 😂
Whaaat?
Listening to Tom brag on Bert was somehow the sweetest thing. Great episode!
These 2 are such a good combo, both very calm, mellow, and throw in just the right amount of humor and edginess in the mix and it boils down to a laid back podcast, absolutely love it, God bless you guys
Tom is such a good dude and a total class act with hidden serial killer vibes underneath. Love him.
Oddly enough I know what you mean
😂😂😂😂 this comment 😂
The Garth Brooks of comedy
I understand a number of them are performers, but i love how Bert's friends can just absolutely nail Bert impressions
Burt?
@@projectpatt132 congratulations! you're so smart! You know what I meant and so does everyone else, no point in correcting it on KZhead comments😂😂
Bort
@@MikeJack20 😂
Borg Krashla
Theo is such a thoughtful guy and his shit is so much more thought out then what some people realize. Comedic genius and seems like a genuine dude lol and when he says “that’s when you need child labor” lmao
I personally find Theo one of my favourite comedians because he is not so self obsessed, he will work it and throw gags in with other people stories and conversations, he is just a naturally funny guy, as well as a great listener and that makes for a great interviewer
Tom may be the best guest podcaster ever, very respectful of the podcaster’s flow
I can hear tom do Joey in any podcast bro.
Fucking facts
Bullcrap. You fools will listen to whoever they put in front of you.. There is zero comedy in this "interview"
@@juanchaves6952😊😊😊
@@imyourdoctor4799who pissed in your coffee mate
Tom's deadpan humor mixed with Theo is just gold lol
This was too short but so good! Dying with the Lee Syatt chat, god I miss the church and both of you guys were some of the best guests Lmao. Lees squeal 😂
Yes lee was underrated, I found myself listening to that podcast because of lee, he was a real gem. But Theo was right, about Joey being a bad influence on him, I just think if lee stayed there any longer he could been heading to a early grave. But it was fucking fun times.
Man ol Theo has a history with that snow. Constantly gritting those chompers. Chillllllllll
Tom is the king of segueing into murder talk in the first 20 minutes
Tom Seguer
@@jimbonics3 - well played migo'
He mentioned serial killers 3 min in lol
Segura-ing?
@@Sniperboy5551 nailed it
Tom and Theo talking about Lee syatt at the end was the funniest shit ever. Had me in tears at work. Good stuff appreciate the laughs fellas
Tom looks like Lee Syatt's creepy uncle
@@morganmarston *Tom touches Lee's belly* "Oh boy you are getting big, aren't ya! WOOOO!"
He is working at Enterprise rental rn 💀
Lee was DEEP in the murky waters of the underworld 🤣
Meet at a park by a lake
Shout out to tile setters and our tile setting fathers who dragged us to work at 14 years old. Thanks, Tom.
I could totally listen to the two of them talk for days and not get bored
First Duncan and Theo, now Tom and Theo??? What a week
I love how Tom goes along with Theos crazy stories!!! Because it’s so cringy when some comedians try and throw Theo off by asking for specifics to one of his stories like they’re trying to get him caught up in a lie or something idk but Tom gets it!!!!! 💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾
Like when Theo says When I was growing up there was this.........😁
Absolutely 👌🏾😂
It's baffling to me how many "comedians" don't get Theo
yea but that makes some of tha most funny clips, like tha CGI one
@@ronaldpettifurd5957agreed, I think a lot of comedians are not naturally funny they are just performers. Theo is a naturally funny person so the performer type comedians can’t keep up with his style
I love that the Rooster Teeth squad shared space for this podcast. Your all great 👍
I love the small awkward pauses I've noticed in a couple of your videos. It makes it so real and validating. I would love to hang out with you, play some pool and shoot the shit, shit the shoot, whatever!
25:03 - that tech9 joke (double entendre) was right off the cusp and shows how quick witted Theo is. That was great
I'm glad you caught that lol Techa Nina the legend!
Holy Shit
I think Theo and Tom will always make my day better. Truly great people, great humor and great chemistry
True talk these two together definatly has legs
Let’s see. Theo is a 8 and Tom is a 5. Bert is a 0. I’m 10 minutes in and they’re discussing weather being hot. Compelling stuff.
@@johnviera3884you’re watching two comedians and you’re upset they’re making mundane things funny instead of discussing quantum physics? lol
Better than bad friends and Andrew’s blasphemy on yesterdays episode
@@dmannezy what happened lol i only watch the clips on shorts
Hanging with Theo, it's a two way chat... Tom likely enjoys the shift in pace 😊
Hearing Tom soften his voice while he mispronounces Basquiat multiple times is my favorite part of this whole thing
This is tough to listen to at work without accidentally bursting out laughing. I have to pause and come back to it after I calm down
Don't hold your laughs back brother, it's healthy
I cant watch this and Joey Diaz if I smoke too much. I lose it
These two, on their own or together, make me sound like a nut job at work when I laugh
I'm in the same boat. lmao.
@@stephan1349healthy til it gets you jobless and homeless
Its nice How Tom takes a moment to space out with Theo now and then
Theo: "Yeah I wanna have some honor for them.." Immediately disassociates lmfaoo
30 minutes into this and it's a therapy session I love it actually keep it up
YO THEO! I was just at the Tampa show June 24th! I was one of the 5 black people in the crowd LOL! You fucking killed it bro one of the best sets I’ve seen in a long time. Was crying from start to finish. Keep doing your thing man GANG GANG BABY! Also my “Be Good To Yourself” baby blue crew neck came in today. Shit is fire 🔥
Hey baby blue crew lol.....greetings from NOLA , love this comment. Theo is "da man from the southern land" whoop whoop. Would love to see him live one day.
@@NativeIntelligenceCheckMyDJmix lol nice man! Yea first time seeing him live. The Rat King has returned! 🐀 👑
Saw him in BR a few months back. Worth the drive from New Orieans
@@ncarollo504 oh nice!!
love the love. keep spreading positivity 🙏🏼
These two together is just vibes you always know you in for a treat.
Segura saves the entire podcast with "it's hot." lol
That “they say if you have goats, you shouldn’t have just one” reference when it comes to kidnapping multiple children was CRAZY bruh… 🤣🤣🤣🤣
😆
Two of my favorite, realest comics out there. Not everyone gets Theo's humor, glad Tom does. Great energy
The last 5 minutes of Theo laughing nonstop at Joey Diaz dosing Lee & Tom stories had me dying.
Tremendous
That cushion though 😂
Theo is literally the first and only to make you want to watch the sponsor breaks.
Tom's reaction when Theo said the old bed is still there is priceless.
Theo and Tom its going to be an amazing day all love to all reading this ❤️
Gang gang
Agreed good day now
Im upstairs!!!
Needed that! Gang bruh
Gang gang baby! Love
I've been a fan of comedy my whole life, nobody makes me laugh more than Theo
Laughing when being pushed out of the womb no doubt bapa
@@MrWhingeypantswtf
Cool story make up another one
Hahaa 😂
Please, you know the same 3-5 people in comedy. It’s not hard to pick from 3 names…
Theo has the most amazing stories. No matter what he and his guests are talking about, he has some crazy azz story from his childhood that makes him relate to that story.
The clips of this episode/pod have been everywhere for several days already thank god I have to watch this for sure 🙏🙏🙏
Theo's whimsical obsession with formative years and adolescent experiences never gets old. In The Breakfast Club it was said "It just happens. When you grow up, your heart dies." Theo is proof it's not inevitable.
This comment is proof you’re corny.
I feel my heart dying and I'm scared. I'm only 27. I guess I had a good run?
It doesn’t have to be this way. People, even those with no capital, just swear they love capitalism so much... 🙄
@@kay-collins it's me!!! Only capital I got is capital one.
@@jakethasnake3524 only capital i sport is the capital L
This duo never misses can’t wait to watch
Hope you got to listen. I'm an hour in and it's been a real treat.
One of my goals in life, is to live a life worthy enough to be a guest on Theos podcast. Such a good show.
Tom went from talking murder to theo making a joke and just runs with it. Hes amazing!
The weird discussion at the beginning about Theo's living situation is hilarious
💀😂
Rooster Teeth has come along way! I remember being like 15, watching Red Vs Blue thinking this is the most funny thing on the internet.
X2
I FORGOT ALL ABOUT RED VS BLUE HOLY SHIT
Word I just commented a couple shows the people who’ve never watched them should check out. Immersion, million dollars but, and fuckface are their best shows and I love they are getting the boost from Theo. Even if it’s just from leasing studio space to him. They definitely need the shoutouts lately. So much drama around their brand, they need a break man.
They're trash now. They fell off hard in 2019ish and got to woke. Their comedy is crap now tbh
@barrymccockiner6273 Ryan Haywood, a tenured Achievement Hunter at the time, was grooming underage girls & sending nudes when he was married with children.
Now this is how its done, son!!! The flow is flawless. A really rare thing to witness considering thier past. Just makes it more beautiful!!! The loudest of applause and much appreciation, you guys!
What past?
“The first black something” finished me.😂 Theo is funny
"First Black Something Or Another" LMFAOOOO Only Theo Can Make Me Laugh Saying That😂😂😂
I thoroughly enjoyed my morning today couldn’t focus too much on work out through out my laughter but I’ll take it 🤣
Bert walks around in video game God Mode. He takes NO damage
I wont lie, these two make a great combo.
It’s a refreshing change from Bert
Way better than Bert that's for sure.
Even after Theo porked toms wife
@@Bml00001🤢 porked? Lol why tf yall call it that?? White ppl have such nasty terms for s*x & parts 😂
Tom really makes Theo laugh
This was a perfect podcast for work. They are both some of the most mellow comedians in the business.
You clearly aren’t listening if you think these two are “mellow”
Dude always makes me spit whatever I'm drinking when he's just being Theo. "I was trying to think about, um, what was I thinking about earlier? I don't know." 😂
Theo and Tom are like Bobby and Andrew, and all four of them together are all just really good friends.
Seeing all the top tier Austin comics show so much support and love to Theo makes me so damn happy.
They've all been his friends for the last 20 years, so it makes sense.
Theyre "austin comics" now 💀 it was LA a few years ago but they all followed daddy rogans lead
Laughed so hard when the mom tried to sue the city because of the snow.. hahahahahaha
doesn't matter how Bert looks, he's an absolute legend
I love these men so much ❤ Tom with Theo and Tom with Andrew are my fav Tom duos. And or course mommy jeans too
Good to see Theo and Tom in a good place..they are bonded for life. The power of weiner cousins can never be underestimated!!
Best friends now Kristen has been traded in for Lauren.
@@MegaHugeMassive 🤮
Theo Von is a national treasure man. Segura is awesome as well.
I will have the immense pleasure of Theo show in August!!!
Tom and adam are my top two people he's interviewed so far. Tom and Theo are both idea people, which is fun to watch
Holy shit Theo is funny asf. If you can make Tom laugh, you’re a legend
Some of these pods feel like the two people get together and say " you're famous, I'm famous, let's just say words for an hour and sprinkle in names of people we know and hope for the best." And it just becomes a stream of consciousness that feels like a foggy mist, you're attempting to grasp what they got together to discuss and an hour later you realize there wasn't anything and most of the things they said probably weren't even real or didn't happen.
I feel that. I listen to a lot of podcasts and should probably stop and be more constructive with my time.
Especially with Tom & Bert. Empty, superficial conversations about themselves. Tom & Bert are not funny... just lucky they are acquainted with Joe Rogan.
God these two are the funniest conversationalists ever. So natural, even offstage.
I don't dislike Theo's stand up, but he's infinitely more entertaining to me when he's just letting those wheels spin.
I mean, obviously real conversation is going to feel more natural than a prewritten stand up routine lmao both funnier in podcasts imo
@@ashtoncavanagh1622 I get where you’re coming from. However, I meant in regards to both their standup and how well they are able to just be natural on camera. I’ve been on podcasts, and I’m onstage all the time, and it still can be super difficult to just be in the moment. It’s a thing that comes with mastery they both have is what I was trying to say.
@@franktrandicostacomedy3370 that's fair enough, the way you phrased it was just funny. Though I have to say that while Theo is one of the funniest people alive when it comes to podcasts, I've never found his standup very funny at all. Mainly for the sole reason that it feels forced and unnatural.
A few years ago, I caught Theo's standup. Having been a white kid in a ghetto, I found all of his comedy relatable. I stumbled on this interview, and being a huge fan of Tom, I tuned in. I found Theo to be the kind of person I'd love to hang out with and be friends with, which seems to be a sentiment shared by many, judging by his subscriber count. 💜
The previous owner thing has got to be the craziest funny AF thing I heard this month!😂😂😂😂
Just pulled in my driveway from a 8pm-8AM shift. This couldn't have came at a better time. Gang Gang y'all! Have a beautiful day!
Theo is the only person that ads actually make me wanna buy the product even if I don't need it 😂
6:27 the fact they just said hey after that crazy setup is incredible
I love the way Theo says inter-est-in
two of my favourite comedians, always love to see them on a podcast together
Been loving RoosterTeeth for over a decade cool you guys collaborated to make this episode happen
Apparently most of the production at YMH is Rooster Teeth working behind the scenes. The head guy produced Tom's upcoming special
@@SpectralMattador dang no way!! That's awesome! When worlds collide
I came to the comments for this, kinda crazy I haven’t heard of RoosterTeeth since I stopped watching 7+ years ago. Glad to see they are still involved
"Like Tulsa, whatever that thing was". Dead
Is anyone else obsessed with theo vons humor or is it just me?!
i love how genuine you are theo, when you forget something you were going to say, youre just honest about it.