Tackling The Tom Brady Roast w/ Jimmy Carr | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
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We're back with another episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave! This week Tom and Bert are fresh off a gig roasting Tom Brady on Netflix and they tell the story of how they got there and how challenging it was being a last minute addition to the show. Jimmy Carr joins them and offers his more posh take on the festivities as well. They also talk about Nikki Glaser's performance, Rob Gronkowski, the sensibilities of being Irish and English, the joy of comedy, and getting laughs in different languages.
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2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 236
KZhead Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:00:47 - Talk French To Me
00:04:08 - Fake Italian Guy
00:08:23 - First Meeting Jimmy Carr
00:16:29 - Roast Invitation
00:24:32 - Here's Jimmy
00:24:33 - Roast Of Tom Brady
00:30:49 - Kim Kardashian/Ben Affleck/First Timers
00:49:23 - The Joy Of Comedy
00:57:14 - Nikki Glaser/Audience Performance
01:03:42 - Gronk/Patrice
01:08:31 - Globetrotting For Laughs
01:15:00 - Old School Whites
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It's so fun watching Jimmy Carr treat Bert the way that a teacher treats that one kid in class that *almost* made the cut for the 'special classes'.
Bert is the kind of guy that had to ride the short bus but had his trailer home hitched to the back.
@@Panama_Red Bert is totally Rich kid in Florida... Short bus probably towed his jetski.
As a fan of comedy, when I hear a really off colour joke, like say, a joke about school shootings, I don’t think I’m laughing at the actual joke, I think it’s just simply the fact that he would SAY it that’s funny.
Watching Bert attempt a posh British accent reveals his truly confounding level of stupidity. Watching Bert attempt a posh British accent with complete confidence is roughly as upsetting as deep reflection on global poverty.
I was that kid 😂
Jimmy's lack of patience for Bert *chefs kiss*
"chefs kiss" is a cringe as fuck trend. It's horrible when every woman says it, it's 1000x worse when a guy uses it. Did the balls in your mouth get in the way of your chefs kiss?
@@Swearengen1980wow you hated that comment more than Bert haters hate people having fun
@@Swearengen1980 how dare you assume what I identify as
@@DanielFinton I'd tell you what I think of people who have have the grammar skills of a 6 year old, but YT threatened to ban me if I use certain words again.
@@Swearengen1980 You are a father? They really just letting anyone breed these days huh.. welp lets pray it doesn't become a school shooter i guess.
"Everyone murders in South Africa" going COMPLETELY over Berts head 😂😂😂
i wish Jimmy had explained it to him, but at that point (50-plus minutes of Bert asking inane questions and trying to use his broken knowledge of European history that he studied for the first time in his life for) he just wanted to get the heck out of there.
Fuuuuuuuck it went over my head until this comment… FML
@@XenoGen3sis dont worry, this comment shows you are still more self aware than bert lmao
To be fair, it could have been taken both literally in a comedic sense or as a joke about the regional murder rate. Tom didn't get it either.
@@willvr4 he did, watch again the face he's making, you can see the moment it catches up with him.
Forget the roast of Brady. This roast of bert by jimmy carr is amazing. “Does he know what he’s saying”😂😂😂😂
Tom and Bert at the roast was like Dale and Brennan pitching “Prestige World Wide” in Step Brothers
Prestige
@@user-he1lt3fo9pworld wide, world world, wide, wide
@@user-he1lt3fo9p….world wide wide wide wide
Excellent
😂😂😂😂😂
Jimmy giving Bert a masterclass in how to tell his own jokes
Tom and Jimmy tolerating drunk Bert through this podcast…plus Jimmy blasting Bert with “jokes” was the absolute best!! 😂
Is that what it was? I don't usually watch this podcast. I do watch a lot of Jimmy Carr on KZhead, especially his show 8 out of 10 Cats and 8 out of 10 cats does countdown. It drove me crazy that Bert kept getting the title wrong. Jimmy also does The Big Fat Quiz, which is always good, too.
I didn't get that impression, yes Carr made some fun of bert, It didn't feel mean spirited or like he was impatient though?
I didn't get that impression. yes carr It made some fun of bert but, It didn't feel mean spirited or like jimmy was impatient though.
"You're doing 9 months off in July? He doesn't know how calendars work" Jimmy is a treasure.
Tom got roasted the hardest out of everybody. they straight up acted like he wasn't there
Savage. When Tony ignored him and blocked his view on stage I laughed.
They need to step up their game worst performance of the roast
@@Chris-hw4mq Yeah it was legit like some highschool kids coming up mid roast to do a presentation
Didnt find the spot where they talked about it ? ... did tony ignore him because tom was silent at one of his shows? New years or something like that ?
@@rickyeska1again clown ass they weren’t supposed to be roasting, they knew it would bomb but I guarantee the money was to good
The fact that jimmy's favourite joke was the one aimed at bert is amazing
It was one of the best and it was comic on comic and he's sitting right in front of Bert.
No tonys was best
@@chriscanavanii9064debatable, it’s a joke that I’ve already heard multiple times. Nothing fresh.
@@jjfreedom921 lol which one?
@@tylerseese449 where and when did you hear that joke? I would love to give the applause to them.
This entire appearance just feels like Jimmy politely telling Tim and Bret that they got to comfortable and need to get back out there 🤣 he literally said intervention
Bert: "Because I was reading the prompter during his routine.." Jimmy: "We know Bert we saw it happen on TV" 😂
”We soar it”
that would be soooo frustrating as the comic. i bet tony was annoyed bert stepped on his bit with lip syncing
"I cant remember if my memories are real or not" ~ Hard R Bert
Charo: bert is fat and racist
Hard R doesn’t mean what you think it does
@@QuiteAMouthfullI'd say RETARD but KZhead is hard R
@@QuiteAMouthfulldon’t you remember? Burnt Chrysler is Americas most racist comic!
@@QuiteAMouthfull it’s a double meaning for Bert. He is highly special needs and highly racist
Jimmy being horrible to Bert is my current favourite thing. At 39:23 when Jimmy is riffing off Bert's story, what an absolute legend
Bert - "I don't know if my memories are real." Me - Thats very common for alcoholics.
Wow I LOVE Jimmy. Finally shutting up Bart and roasting him throughout 😅
When my family came to the US they learned English by watching 2 Bears 1 Cave. Today I am 35 and we are homeless.
lol
Really?
Move to Cali tons of programs to feed yuh get yuh job housing
😂😂
😂😂
49:39 "He knows he's saying this, yeah?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jesus.. Jimmy made that burger bit 10x better in 30 seconds...
That was incredible tbh
First 2 bears I've watched in like a year. Jimmy Carr is awesome.
Didn’t Tom and Bert do the worst out of every single comedian at the roast?
Yep.
Yes. I literally just text my girlfriend this thought lol. It's a shame, I dunno man, I dunno if my comedic sensibility is changing or they're falling off.
It was hard to watch
Very much so, in their defense it’s very difficult to co roast with someone especially while reading off a teleprompter like they had them doing
I thought the only one who did okay was Tony. Can't stand the guy but he was pretty funny.
Jimmy calling out Bert for mouthing the words to Tony's bit. Lmao
Massive props for Jimmy big-upping the warm-up, Alonso at 29mins…Shows what a total class guy Jimmy is.
Nice change in set, Bears. The last one looked like what a corner of White Castle would be on the Death Star.
Jimmy’s light roast of Bert was soooooo funny
Bert trying to sound introspective is killin me. Lol
I know lol
"I sense un-education", I'm dying🤣
The fact that all of this was on the spot and off the top of his head speaks to jimmy’s level of genius, light years beyond 99% of comedians today. This alone should put him in contention for top 20 of all time.
They think they are not the worst set of the night. Amazing
Ben Affleck would beg to differ, he crumbled.
@@brasselnkhoma7943Randy moss was pretty rough too. As much as I am a fan.
@@vickvinegar6018nah Tom and Bert were the worst Randy Moss is a WR and was genuine and Ben Affleck is an actor who went in trying to defend Brady with a vendetta/completely poor joke. Tom and Bert are the ones who are so called comedians and acted like arrogant assholes and were not funny what so ever.
"pro comedians" with a terrible set.
@@jackb8598 I like how you thought you needed to explain that to me. I didn’t say he was the worst just that it was rough as well. Thats just excuses. They all went up to roast (thats why it’s called a roast) and he choked along with the rest you named. I could make the same excuse for Tom and bert. They are stand up comedians and podcasters, not roasters. Comedy is more than just one aspect. But at the end of the day they choked along with Randy’s stuttering ass. Justify it how you want to.
“Everybody murders in South Africa” went right over Burt’s head.
Came here to say this....
I feel like Burt is rewatching this interview on 1/2 speed just to catch all of Jimmy's jokes. 😂
A lot of things go over his head
Tom was about to say "he didn't get it" but stopped himself 😂
💯
Tom doesn’t look too happy with jimmy’s punches at Bert but Jimmy isn’t lying. He’s just saying everything everyone else wants to say.
Jimmy roasting Bert is the only reason why i watched this shit pod.thanks jimmy
That's why I'm here
Me too
1:16 "crowd loved when I did spanish by the way" Crowd: 🤐😴😴
Hearing Bert say “6 out of 8 cats” is fucking hilarious if you’re from the UK 😂
8outta10 we love it here in South Africa.........so it was propa funny too
From the US and I love 8 out of 10 cats, countdown version as well, also love would I lie to you. Edit because I wrote it backwards lol
He started at 6 out of 8, went to 8 or 9 and then we finally got to the right one lol
Did you know 6 out of 10 cats still don’t know Israel did 9/11, and took out JFK? Wild…
@@cmount7655 my friend car told me in his jimmy while showing me the Epstein cell footage
Jimmy is genuinely one of the smartest comedians out there. He never misses.
Jimmy is naturally funny and witty… unlike the other 2
I can listen to Jimmy Carr shit on Bert all day long!
I have always liked Jimmy Carr, but his roasting Bart so effortlessly and Bart didn’t understand half of it was great, Jimmy is brilliant.
Bart Simpson?
@@markmurphy7427 To be fair, I don't think Bert knows how to correctly spell "Bert" either.
😂 Carr's joke; "everybody murders in South Africa.." went over Bert's head 😅
There is an express way over Bert's head
Bert getting caught on live tv reading other people's jokes on the teleprompter is so fitting 😂
Tom needs a shock collar for Bert - Tom was actually having a good interview with Jimmy while Jimmy was roasting the shit outa Bert on the side - watching this u could tell by the look on Jimmies face he meant every one of those zingers 🤣
I could watch Jimmy destroy Bert for hours, it's soo good.
I don't listen to 2 Bears as much as I used to but I could've listened to this conversation for another 5 hours, such a fun dynamic between the three of them. I love the 'inside baseball' stuff on comedy and there's no one better to hear talk about it than Jimmy Carr.
Jimmy riffing on Bert's In and Out experience is such an indication of how he's so clever and professional, so funny (39 minute mark ish)
These guest shows with both guys are reinvigorating my interest. Love it.
Bert being drunk, bloated & constantly interrupting gets old. I bet its exhausting being his friend.
Yet here you are...🤔 Make that make sense.
@@23gobears gee i dunno maybe watching Bert get roasted? What are you talking about
In here for Jimmy
Bro this is the BERT show fym lol
Bert casually loses all his Canadian audience in 10 seconds.
Bert has fans?
Two really talented comedians…and Bert.
Segura? Really talented?
When we finally do the roast of Bert, Jimmy needs an extended set. Holy shit 😂
There already is a roast of Bert.
Tom and Bert were death by PowerPoint in human form.
Yep it’s over with, they even said they were going to bomb, they weren’t supposed to be roasting
So, you didn't listen to the podcast you commented on. 🙃
@@x-morones2330 sure did. This one was actually tolerable once JC was on. I’ve seen some cringe worthy moments by both. But the roast, oooof, that was definitely the worse. And I’m a huge fan of T-Bunz!
@@Gunline_Chief your comments infer otherwise though. Smh. Sending hate.
@@23gobears but is the hate from Australia?
"hey our podcast is tanking. Everyone hates us now. What should we do?" "Let's renovate the set!"
Bert bringing up Oliver, in a desperate hope to seem like he has a single brain cell was so fucking painful
Exactly
Hey jimmy I woke up hungover to the history channel at 3am and just learned this thing!
My favourite part of the roast was when they we’re making constant fun off bert and no one mentioned tom 😂
Tony stopped when it was Tom's turn😂
That's the best combo. Bert has insecurities about his body/looks & his 'talent'.. while Tom fears irrelevance..
@@Pranav-rp8wi😂😂
Salty salty, Bert only has a career because of what Tom has taught him. You guys think Tom is so sad because people weren’t talking to/about him, that’s his exact preference, he didn’t want to be there in the first place. That’s just his personality, sorry he’s better than all of us poor fucks
@@thingsnexttomeJesus Christ do you suck tommy boy off too?
57:11 Burp not listening, just waiting for his turn to talk 😂
100%
Didn't even hear the jab from Jimmy
Jimmy giving Bert the business we all want to 😂
“Everything about you says ‘above ground pool’” 🤣💀
The way Jimmy roasts Bert, almost the whole video kills me 😂 I love how witty he is, but Jimmy's laugh is still the funniest thing about him. Call him the butcher, because he slaughters.😅
49:28 - worth the price of admission right there 😂
Bert asking Jimmy about Oliver Cromwell... I am still on the floor...
This podcast shows the difference between touring comedians like jimmy constantly working on their skills and the special once a year show comedians like Tom and Bert. Jimmy is just another level.
Jesus Christ I’ve never seen the funny suck out of the room faster than when Bart asked about Oliver Cromwell. Thank god jimmy got it back on track
I thought it was interesting
@@100000zombieswell you’re wrong
Bert saying "thank you" after Jimmy said he likes long comedy bits explains Bert to a T.
He was joking bro lmao went right over ur head
I thought he said that sarcastically
“Everyone murders in South Africa 🤔” went right over Burt’s massive head.. 😂
if it wasnt for the horrific performance... i wouldnt know segura was at the roast lmaooo..... i love how hinchliff blocked him from the camera.
Jimmy Carr as a guest is always a must see podcast.
He's a quality guest.
Tom and Bert were the pee break 😂
yeah they were pretty shit
💯
They aren’t roasters.
@L0STV1K1NG96 Neither were 90% of people who went up.
Roasts are exhausting. A few good jokes alongside an hour of cringey shite and reworked street jokes. Anyone that can enjoy that format is an idiot and any comic that excels in that format is a dated hack
"Everyone Murders in South Africa" XD Flew right over. HAHAHA
Jimmy Carr killed this!
Funniest man alive 😂
Jimmy Carr is on a completely different level than Bert. I mean talk about going over his head!!! lmao
This epp was why I came to this podcast originally. This was great. Please give us more of this. Back to basics. 2 friends kicking it, showing love, telling stories and bringing on people they have chemistry with to join in the banter. Simple, light, fun. ... Sending love from Illinois.
I really think this is Bert's intervention with jokes and kindness. And Tom was almost quite the whole time after jimmy entering the room. Bert definitely got something from it though, but just laughed the whole time to suppress it. This is the Intervention/Roast of Bert Kreischer.
Bert looked like a mouth breather up there reading the teleprompter to himself 😂
Your roast segment sounded like you were learning to read
Jimmy just ripped Bert a new asshole LOL
And he didn't even know it
Bert communicating with Jimmy is the equivalent of your uncle communicating with an alien.
Good old bert sucking the air out of the room with an Oliver Cromwell reference
Looking forward to the PowerPoint presentation roasting yourselves on the roast guys 🫶
I wishhhh but you know Tommy he can't even handle a loss to burt in a game of tennis ......
Can understand Bernt saying "6 out of 8 cats" by mistake but to follow up after seeing it with "8 out of 10 cats, I was right" ffs 😂 real life Homer Simpson but no where near as lovable
Straight up thinking the Homer Simpson line lol
I thought the same thing.
It feels like Jimmy is roasting Bert. 😂
Jimmy Carr sitting on bert any time he could is the best day of my life
Jimmy needs to be on every episode just to roast Bart
Yup y’all bombed at the roast
Just started the episode. Do they at least acknowledge that they bombed?
@@cobrakaiXthey do not
Oh, they know, and knew that they would.
@@cobrakaiXyes they acknowledge it. But truthfully it wa a different kind of bit in the roast that just didn't work. The overall roast was pretty good in my opinion, how they did was only a minor impression. Ben Affleck was way more of a bomb lol
i love how jimmy always talks up other comedians. always respectful to the people who ply his trade.
Watching this all over again just to see how many jokes went over Bert’s head! Best pod in a while! Three great comics
Wait a minute are they giving themselves a pat on the back for how good they did
That's not what I picked up on. Just two bears talking about how much fun they had. They're more aware of how the bit landed than we are.
They literally explained that they did a bit Netflix asked them to do. How can you be this ignorant. Sending all the hate to you sir.
@Panama_Red they literally were trying to trash Kim Kardashian and she was better than them.
@@grahamwalden2867 Were you drunker than Bert while listening? All three of them gave her respect for doing it and complimented her set.
Jimmy Carr is the Only real comedian here. 35 years in and better than ever. Kind regards, Richard U.K
Lol shut up m8 he's just the one who Americans know
And if America would have balls they would notice that Frankie Boyle can destroy any comedy alive except maybe Joey Diaz ( when uncle joey is at its best )
#FrankieBoyle is the #GOAT .... UK and USA and all the rest combined --- they are saying that America has free speech 😂😂😂 3 mins of frankie boyle and there would be mass shootings
American comedians are terrible taking Chappelle and Louis CK aside. Theo and Gillis are good but not great
@@Mickey_Valentineas someone from the UK, Frankie Boyle is the Bert Kreischer of the UK (albeit he is more talented), but still, don’t recommend Frankie F-ing Boyle as the pinnacle of UK comedy you numpty
Jimmy riffing of the hamburger story killed me
Great PowerPoint presenation break in the middle of the roast. Two bears one bomb!
I like these new two bears with both Tom and Bert, and a guest.
Glad to see Slappy from Goosebumps is making a comeback
Deep cut
Sick reference dude!
Nailed that deep cut bro
Great reference.
I didn't think I'd see an RL Stine reference today, but I'm glad I did.
8 out of 10 cats gets uploaded to youtube regularly and is still running today.
Jimmy has always been a comedy monster... he's the best.
Big fan of the 2 bears 1 guest format
Here for the roast of Tom and Bert.
OMG, Jimmy on here had me in tears 😂😂😂 this was so good!!
Your roast set was great! About pissed myself with the football and "What are you pregnant?" LOL!!
I just saw Jimmy Carr live :) he’s so talented and smart! He doesn’t even have to constantly belittle poor people to do it too
1 minute in and this fucking tik tok has interrupted Tom 300 times
The fact that Jimmy is low key roasting Bert has to be payback from Bert trying to do Jimmy's accent
Speaking of needing comedy: I just finished watching "We were the lucky ones" (cried my eyes out) and needed comedy. Love Jimmy so much!