Netflix is a Joke Exclusive: Tom's Famous Neighbor | Tom Segura: Sledgehammer
Netflix is a Joke Exclusive: Tom Segura had a weird encounter with his famous neighbor.
Bonus material from Tom Segura: Sledgehammer (now on Netflix)
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I know comics make up or embellish stories to make them funnier but I'm 100% sure this really happened exactly like Tom told it.
It was disturbing so I looked it up. Segura lives in Austin and Cruz in Houston.
@@lucyscottwalker2203 Ted lives in Austin too... It's the state capital and he's a Texas senator. That's kinda a requirement lol
@@KA-gy3lz Left wing media says Houston.
@@KA-gy3lz Also, if you read the comments that joke is a year old and has had several different people play the neighbor. And also, he's a US Senator so he would not be required to live in the state capitol. He probably has a home in DC. though. lol yourself
You would like it to be 100% true you brother f......r
That was just Teddy's politician style way of handling his legal requirement to identify himself to his neighbors.
Thanks for killing the joke.
Legal requirement??
@@nsnbc6093 I have no idea what you mean, I assure you Ted is still very much alive.
@@SAIBOT64 are you on drugs or just stupid. Explain yourself. You just made zero sense.
@@civil_villain you can't out random me. I know you're full of shit.
Tom's now going to have both Cruz & Garth Brooks plotting against him.
Ted is the Zodiac Killer, so he and Garth have a lot in common.
Worst supervillain team up ever.
Garth: I have his arms, Ted, you grab his feet.🤣
And the whole goddamn state of Louisiana
I think more highly of Ted cruize now 😂😂😂 a man who will have a conversation like that is searching for the truth. I think I have had that exact conversation before.
Tom is just pissing off all the serial killers
Tommy lives at 4701 Island Cove, Austin.
where are the bodies, Garth?
also... where are the bodies, TOM? want me to believe you haven't killed at least half a dozen hookers? try again bald guy
......huh?
sorry what?@@captainmerca341
Props to whomever is managing the uploads for not ruining the joke with an obvious title.
Well done Ted, you're one step closer to being a normal human being. Keep it up!
Journey of a thousand miles
He's actually one of the most upfront and direct politicians there is
I can totally see Ted Cruz having this conversation, along with just about every other Politician.
Not ted he lives in Houston.
I can totally see Ted Cruz contemplating if Tim Ballard is for real. "Hey, let me ask the new neighbor comedian a well disguised question!"
Facts
Yeah it was getting tough to narrow it down
I saw that coming from a mile a way and it still made me laugh.
Wait, what did you see coming? That it was Ted Cruz or the daughterf'er part?
@@nzbg1132 He lives in Texas. The giveaway that it was Ted Cruz was the voice imitation. Also, Ted Cruz is a creepy, slimy piece of shit, as this Texan can confirm. :)
Same question, with an addition. If you knew it was cruize, did you already know the comedian lives in Texas?
@@janick01ifyyes he publicly moved to Austin during the pandemic
I actually had the exact same conversation with the Zodiac Killer
This should have SO many more views.
Punchline was worth the wait 😂
For those saying this story is not true because Ted lives in Houston… Ted has 6 properties in Texas, including Austin.
Ah Austin, the California of Texas.
It still isn't true.
I didn’t remember seeing this in the set on Netflix, am I crazy? I remember it being in his set live
Nope, me neither
It's exclusive to KZhead. Tom mentioned on YMH that Netflix agreed to release some exclusive clips.
The video description calls this “bonus material.” It’s not in the special. It’s pretty common to film a longer special and edit it down. In fact, I think Neal Brennan mentioned that Mulaney’s special was edited down from about two hours.
I read that they cut it to to keep the special at 65 min, despite the Netflix exec loving it.
Live when I saw it, he said it was the PetCo CEO
4 applause breaks in 4 minutes.
This clip is better than the entire special. It really feels like his best style of comedy and not all that other stuff.
I'm a big fan but this latest special wasn't my favorite. Felt a bit too referential and too fan serving.
I turned it off (last night) after 10mins. His delivery was terrible & I hadn't laughed once. Felt like he was just talking and not telling jokes. Idk it was weird.
@@BeboRulzhis comedy has been that the entire time. They're "mostly stories" lol
@@BeboRulz that's his comedy, always has been. He tells stories.
@@michael3448So he’s a story teller, not an actual comic. Jokes should have punchlines.
1:53 that's when you know it was Ted Cruz
Good ol Teddy boy…curious and inquisitive as they come 😂
LOL, the name dropping made the story even that much funnier. :)
That was perfect!
tom segura is a wild man 💪
That was the funniest passive aggressive jab I've heard all day!
Someone please check on Ted's daughter...
Love this!!!
Tom the GOAT
😂😂😂. This is better than any joke he ever said.
When he says "Myeas" I lost it 😂
What a punchline! BAM!!!
I doubt this conversation actually happened, but I can definitely imagine Ted Cruz having such a conversation.
That is the funniest shit I have heard.
Fricken HILARIOUS🔥
this is the funniest Tom Segura ive ever seen
Ted's time here on the planet learning our ways is paying off I see.
Bro, the end 😂
every one of his specials are very easy to fall asleep to.
"Art is our secret weapon."
Bravo Tom!!!
I hope AL Franken has seen this, because he would love it!!!! Also, after knowing who it was, I can ONLY hear it in Ted's voice.
YES! Thank you!
This guy's a hoot.
Ooooopsss u did it AGAIN
Nice 😂👌
Something about his delivery here reminds me of Jerry Seinfeld.
Shout out to Tom for this. Karen Rogan probably shit his pants when he first heard it.
Based af lmao
Makes the video of his daughter trying to avoid his kiss a bit creepier.
This channel name totally loves blockbuster.
MEEEEHHHH!!!!!
This clip was better then the whole Netflix special.
Yikes, thought this sucked.
@@CharlieCoops special was not great either. Feel like they’ve been rushed and going downhill for a while
@@CharlieCoopsSaid nobody with functioning brain cells
@@spacequack5470Grade A genius over here folks! 🤡 Segura and Chrysler tell stories. They have no punchlines to their “jokes”.
@@Imnottapinata What's your favorite flavor of window?
Imagine paying for Netflix and only getting half the show 🙄
Friggin Ted Cruz 😂
I thought Ted Cruz lived in Houston? It wouldn’t surprise me if he had a home outside Austin, but… how much time does he spend between Texas and DC anyway?
Austin???
I believe Houston and Austin are like an hour away from each other
@@gwpeoples We're on the internet, where such things are easily searchable. They're closer to three hours apart.
He does, and Tom lives in Austin. It's a joke.
@@gnlilu6972 That is where Segura lives.
ole Theodore the cowardly lion
In the live show he did in my town, it was the CEO of RiteAid
Are you calling him a liar 😂
@@chrispanico2276 its just a bit
Did this really happen? I'd like to believe it did. =)
Can't believe Tom met the son of the guy who assassinated John F. Kennedy
Ted’s the guy with the fugly wife, right?
He met Trudeau?
Is there another special I dont know about?
Thanks Ted
Day. Made.
🤣😂🤣
That’s just Ted Cruz being polite and very Texan
Ted Cruz lives in Austin lol
so does tom
@@c.wrightdaniel204 Yep
He says it's Ted Cruz at the end
Ted Cruz is a melted crayon
From what I saw, he lives in Houston?
Next time chu SEE 👀 HIM 🤔🤔DON'T THINK 🤔 JUST RUN 🏃♀️ RUN 🏃♂️ LIKE CRAZY 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I just watched sledgehammer on netflix and this wasn't in it. Is it cut out or different versions for different regions?
That's who I live with
Didn't he say this joke before and it was the Walgreens ceo? Saw him live in NY
Do a Lindsay Graham one next, Tom!
I wonder how strange it was talking to the Zodiac Killer
Ted is so pissed about this, lol. It can’t be Cruz…. He lives in Houston not Austin.
2 things about politicians: 1) they're much dumber than you think 2) they're much grosser than you could ever imagine
That story is true
I pictured Matt Gaetz in my head
He's (unfortunately) a congressman, not (fortunately) a senator
2:13 When he said “I could not make this up” is when I knew for a fact he was making it up.
Boss level 99
I don't live in any kind of political "bubble" whatsoever. But, the punchline to that story has left me speechless. I mean, even if TC is 100-percent right, why is that nonsense even coming out of his mouth, especially in a very public, open space?
Because he's doing this thing called stand up comedy
You know he does a podcast
I'll take shit that never happened for $1000, Alex.
How many people knew it was Ted Cruz after like 15 seconds?
I was all ready to not believe whatever name he was about to speak. But then...
The cringe is real. Very very real.
Can’t wait for the Ted Cruz comedy tour….:)
The Senator was John Cornyn guys. Cruz lives in Houston
jesus christ i think ted cruz was testing out his standup material
How did I know it was [not] Ted Cruz before he said it? 3:33
I'm curious why this was pulled from his special they are showing.
Cancel culture on both sides. America is at a perpetual state of whine
I can't help but laugh at the people who believe the story to be true. Tom been working on that joke for over a year and has changed who the person is multiple times.
oh really? There are multiple senators that live in Austin?
@@michael344837
@@michael3448 Cruz lives in Houston. Google.
@@michael3448you could also find comments here of those who’ve seen him live stating he’s changed the person multiple times.
I watched him perform this right outside Houston, and that time, it was the CEO of Petsmart. Fun fact: Ted Cruz actually lives in Houston.
Being honest. I heard the term comes from slave times. Which is a scary story in and of itself.
Wait, I saw the special, this is not in it, right?
I was thinking the exact same thing. I don't remember seeing this part
Where is this? I saw it and I don't remember it? Is it in another galaxy 🌌
it wasn't, I think Tom was supposed to be releasing some clips Netflix edited out of the special. There was something said about it on YMH
Obviously....
I wonder if Tom Segura has seen a video called Garth Brooks Fans Respond to Tom Segura on YT?
I like Ted Cruz more than most all of my colleagues in the senate. And I HATE Ted Cruz. -Al Franken
Not sure if an accidental or intentional misquote, but makes it sound like he’s saying he hates his other colleagues more than Ted Cruz. Actual quote: “You have to understand that I like Ted Cruz probably more than my colleagues like Ted Cruz. And I hate Ted Cruz.”
@@OEx25 accidental. I was too busy to look up the podcast
George Garland
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
For Ted Cruz, this was a mild story imho. That dude is way worse then appears from this.
Doesn’t Tom live in Austin and Ted Cruz lives in Houston?
Yep.
Not unheard of for someone to have more than one house, is it?
@@ohmaigod2 no, but I tried to find any mention of it and the only house I can find or is talked about is In Houston
Tom bought a new house, he just mentioned that
This is the most lit way to meet your neighbor. Ted Cruz is off the hook!
ted cruz is lit ok wow white culture has always been hide in your house and be weird but thanks tTO THE INTERNET WE HAVE NO CULTURE
this is one of his joke from his YMH pod. it's not Ted Cruz.
can 100% hear ted cruz saying all those things
I am no fan of Ted Cruz, but Tom lives in Austin and Ted lives in Houston.
Did you hear the part when he says he bought a new house?
I keep thinking he's going to talk about the show Sledgehammer from the 80s.
I fucking LOVED that show! No one ever talks about it!
I could only think about Peter Gabriel and Wagner PMC when I learned the title.
Ive never seen a comedian besides aries spears who did an arena and i died laughing. for some reason when the fans get to this number the jokes becomes Less funny
Crazy how the anti-censorship free-speech-warriors haven’t made a peep about this one. I totally have no idea why…
Really mind boggling isn't it?
This tracks.