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15 Minutes of Standup from Tom Segura | Netflix Is A Joke

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Tom Segura jokes about Brad Pitt, weed, getting old, his kids, and the sweetest kiss of all in his Netflix standup comedy specials Sledgehammer (2023), Ball Hog (2020), Disgraceful (2018), and Mostly Stories (2016).
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  • Tom Segura gets funnier the more hair he loses

    @blitzwinger999wright6@blitzwinger999wright69 ай бұрын

    • It also inversly correlates with the amount of blubber

      @sarcastaball@sarcastaball9 ай бұрын

    • ​@@sarcastaball😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😮

      @ravenrockguitars4185@ravenrockguitars41859 ай бұрын

    • Must be a Japanese thing

      @John_Doe3@John_Doe39 ай бұрын

    • He's at his peak

      @rubenjooste4383@rubenjooste43839 ай бұрын

    • That's quite funny, you should be on stage

      @bryanlettable@bryanlettable9 ай бұрын

  • Honestly. This shows why he’s my favorite comedian right now. His story telling is so straight forward & has really good pacing. Old and new, love him.

    @haydenpeach3667@haydenpeach36679 ай бұрын

    • 🎉😂

      @julieweller6191@julieweller61919 ай бұрын

    • He has this somewhat monotone way of telling stories and to add to what you said his timing is great he’s very much what I consider that hilarious relative that you love to invite over

      @Takaichi666-@Takaichi666-7 ай бұрын

    • yea and he talks in a calm voice... not the typical american that always scream and are high on meth telling storys and such!

      @tomandersson5089@tomandersson50897 ай бұрын

  • “I’ll kick your chest, THROUGH your back!” 😂😂😂

    @darealnukem7775@darealnukem77759 ай бұрын

    • still one of my favorite bits

      @ImShmizzed@ImShmizzed9 ай бұрын

    • i’ve actually started to say that as well

      @ImShmizzed@ImShmizzed9 ай бұрын

  • Tom segura. The first man to lose the weight and keep the funny. Kudos, man. You're already one of the greats in my book.

    @tylerdavis8834@tylerdavis88349 ай бұрын

    • Yeah it’s either lose weight and lose the funny or lose the yearning to be funny and be suicidal

      @100samanthamarie@100samanthamarie9 ай бұрын

    • Nate Bargatze

      @sharpe8888@sharpe88886 ай бұрын

    • Ever heard of Bruce Bruce? Of course not

      @IMFxGreatness@IMFxGreatness5 ай бұрын

  • Unquestionably the funniest serial killer alive…

    @Milkydrummer@Milkydrummer7 ай бұрын

  • Segura specials are like watching a comedy masterclass. His setups and pacing are top notch. Never seen another comedian enjoy an offended audience more than Segura. Funniest postal worker alive!

    @matthewlloyd3651@matthewlloyd36519 ай бұрын

    • EXACTLY! It’s so god damn funny. I love how in one of his specials he says “guys, I’m joking!” 😂

      @haydenpeach3667@haydenpeach36679 ай бұрын

    • He literally is a master at this entire business.

      @onyxmoonasquad1@onyxmoonasquad19 ай бұрын

    • Lol yes but no one better than Loui C.K.

      @davidkain2464@davidkain24649 ай бұрын

    • He steals crappy jokes and thinks he's an elite comic

      @acx207@acx2078 ай бұрын

    • @@acx207 name one joke he has stolen. The only known joke thieves in the comedy world are Dane Cook, Carlos Mencia, & Amy Schumer. And he is an elite comic. He’s miles ahead of everybody besides Dave Chapelle currently.

      @haydenpeach3667@haydenpeach36678 ай бұрын

  • You can hear this one specific person laughing in the back 😂😂😂😂 what a laugh first segment specifically

    @LadyBloodOath@LadyBloodOath6 ай бұрын

  • Listening to this during school was the riskiest thing I’ve ever done. I had to pause this MULTIPLE times just so I could calm down lmao

    @picrete@picrete8 ай бұрын

  • “Hey grandpa! I want you to meet Steve! 😃” “F**K Steve!” Poor Steve 😂

    @Butterballsballs@Butterballsballs9 ай бұрын

  • Dude, it used to piss me off so much when you’d get to someone’s house and they’d be like “we gotta go get it” like COME TF ON MAN, WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME THAT BEFORE I CAME OVER HERE! - I fucking love this man, he makes me literally LOL loudly in public places 😂

    @les_5184@les_51849 ай бұрын

  • Tom's the funniest Japanese postal worker ever. 😂

    @vzgsxr@vzgsxrАй бұрын

  • The part where he talks about living in your eighties head me f****** dying😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    @billywright1890@billywright18907 ай бұрын

  • Best Japanese comic out there!!

    @RandomMan2k00@RandomMan2k009 ай бұрын

    • Seguuuuraaaaa 😅

      @shelbydeleon2013@shelbydeleon20138 ай бұрын

    • Spanish

      @salimarodriquez-dh5mp@salimarodriquez-dh5mp7 ай бұрын

    • @@salimarodriquez-dh5mpIt’s a joke from one of his other skits. 😅

      @justlooking4771@justlooking47716 ай бұрын

    • @@shelbydeleon2013😅😅😅

      @justlooking4771@justlooking47716 ай бұрын

    • @@salimarodriquez-dh5mpMexican

      @12000gp@12000gp2 ай бұрын

  • Please produce more 15 minutes videos of comedians they're great!

    @ianfrazier2338@ianfrazier23389 ай бұрын

    • And bring me a cheeseburger

      @KalleKongo-uf5ei@KalleKongo-uf5ei9 ай бұрын

    • Cheeseburger takes too long. Just get Goldilocks a burrito or a shawarma...and make sure the temperature is just right.

      @Hydra-V@Hydra-V7 ай бұрын

  • 8:32-8:37 is the best display of controlled rage I have ever seen

    @noahartis1377@noahartis13777 ай бұрын

  • Tom Segura is the most dad-like comedian out there

    @kittenslayer516@kittenslayer5166 ай бұрын

    • He should take that as a compliment lol

      @audreymorris2076@audreymorris207622 күн бұрын

  • Tom is one of the most hilarious Comedians on the planet

    @HeretiCflow@HeretiCflow9 ай бұрын

    • In us

      @user-ni4jk3px4w@user-ni4jk3px4w9 ай бұрын

    • Kick myself in the teeth when I think about how he came thru my small city on his world tour last year and I missed it.

      @mattderringer7404@mattderringer74049 ай бұрын

    • @@Mxrelxfe SEGURA!

      @HeretiCflow@HeretiCflow9 ай бұрын

    • ​@@user-ni4jk3px4wyou you yyyyt😅:😅5:: vgyyyyy :😮-0:30 ;-🎉

      @dylangodfrey4304@dylangodfrey43049 ай бұрын

    • Nah

      @acx207@acx2078 ай бұрын

  • Risking one's life for a quarter bag joke was spot on for back in the day. 😂😂😂

    @ZuzuPatriot@ZuzuPatriot9 ай бұрын

  • With this last special Segura has joined the comedy elite. He’s now up there with Chappelle, Louie CK, Bill Burr… there’s basically a handful of ‘em working today who will go down as among the greatest of all time. Of course, Chappelle is in a league all his own.

    @anadverb5063@anadverb50639 ай бұрын

    • Chappelle was better in the early 2000s, not sure he still has the same zest as back then honestly. He's trying to be all controversial on purpose now and back then he did it by accident, it's just not the same. That was lightning in a bottle and he never did quite recreate that.

      @DeathBYDesign666@DeathBYDesign6669 ай бұрын

    • @@DeathBYDesign666 to each his own.

      @anadverb5063@anadverb50639 ай бұрын

    • Chappelle's comedic greatness is an objective reality. I say he's even funnier now...now that he's settled into his personality and with his finger on the societal pulse like nobody else.

      @Hydra-V@Hydra-V7 ай бұрын

    • Chappelle doesn't really tell many jokes.. he prefers ranting his opinions

      @sharpe8888@sharpe88886 ай бұрын

  • Man, having spare keys 🔑 is a priority. I've been relived time and time again because of it.

    @cedarpoplar@cedarpoplar7 ай бұрын

  • Why doesn't this guy have his own television show. I think many many people would enjoy seeing his crazy world.

    @JF-em6hr@JF-em6hr5 ай бұрын

    • Definitely listen to his podcast ymh.

      @instapizzabmx4206@instapizzabmx42064 ай бұрын

  • There's no way I'm the first person to notice this... but given that I've never heard Tom mention it in all of the bits he does about arguing, I'm gonna post here that 'Segura' is an anagram of 'argues.'

    @BowlerScott@BowlerScott9 ай бұрын

    • Whoa.

      @Harlza23@Harlza239 ай бұрын

    • Can I tell other people this?

      @VengeanceN7@VengeanceN77 ай бұрын

    • @@VengeanceN7 drop $100 in my Venmo and I guess it’s ok

      @BowlerScott@BowlerScott7 ай бұрын

    • Holy fuck, you're right. You are probably the 1st person to notice. Next time you are at a mirror, tell yourself how awesome you are and give yourself a pat on the back.

      @brianyarborough3738@brianyarborough37386 ай бұрын

    • @@brianyarborough3738 an anagram of Brian Yarborough is “r a rough brain boy,” which is a great distractor from that smooth brain 🧠

      @BowlerScott@BowlerScott6 ай бұрын

  • One of the better comedians.

    @user-by6sm2zf1h@user-by6sm2zf1h7 ай бұрын

  • I think its might not be a coincidence that two of the best comedians on the planet: Tom and Nate Bargatze look like they both went to the same personal trainer and wardrobe stylist possibly assigned by Netflix? I haven't looked into it but if you flip between specials you will see their latest ones they look amazing - in a similar way.

    @ryansenger408@ryansenger4089 ай бұрын

  • I still struggle to wrap my head around the fact that weed is legal here (Canada) and I can just walk in and buy whatever I want.

    @AD-df5tm@AD-df5tm9 ай бұрын

  • It's obvious that Tom really loves his mom. And that's because his mom is crazy. The stuff that comes out of her mouth is nuts. She has a bit of gambling problem and she gets plenty of money from Tom. Tom does mess with her about it. But in the end....he still gives her more money. lol

    @jeremybr2020@jeremybr20209 ай бұрын

    • when you're at tom's point, giving money to your gambling addict mom is investment. i mean, the dude's career is telling stories

      @matickomel8654@matickomel86545 ай бұрын

    • Lol and edibles 😂

      @lesleyd2448@lesleyd24484 ай бұрын

  • His moms a savage 😭😂😂 14:36

    @marissavergara2771@marissavergara27716 ай бұрын

  • _`The sweetest kiss of all'_ BWHAHAHHAHAHAHA 😂🤣

    @OldManPaxusYT@OldManPaxusYT9 ай бұрын

  • If he doesn’t get 1.6 million a set at LEAST…he should get a raise.

    @zacharyhausman5436@zacharyhausman54369 ай бұрын

    • 1.6? Specifically? Why? Your autism is showing big time

      @DiabolicalHater@DiabolicalHater9 ай бұрын

  • Love Tom and Bert and Christina and all the jeans. So thankful for them

    @alecbaldwin9671@alecbaldwin96719 ай бұрын

  • I remember seeing him 2 years ago online. Had no clue he was going to blow up this big. Hopefully he gets a spot up there with Eddie Murphy and Steve Martin.

    @nomad1517@nomad15179 ай бұрын

    • I feel like he was already pretty big two years ago. I first saw him in 2017 and he was big at that time.

      @Lieutenxnt_Dxn@Lieutenxnt_Dxn8 ай бұрын

  • 9:12 weed is still illegal in Alabama I still have to get my shit from strangers

    @samclark2541@samclark25416 ай бұрын

  • I taught my niece I'll cave your head in. My sister was not impressed 😂

    @hugszy4473@hugszy44739 ай бұрын

  • That Brad Pitt story got me rolling on the floor 🤣😂 Tom only comes second after Louis CK in the whole world that is.

    @scottzvidzo5564@scottzvidzo55649 ай бұрын

    • Ck is mediocre, but that's why there's chocolate and vagina, everyone has a different taste

      @youtube.commentator@youtube.commentator9 ай бұрын

    • Stolen joke

      @acx207@acx2078 ай бұрын

  • It took me 15 minutes to realize my last video ended and I was watching Tom segura now

    @ilikebmx405@ilikebmx4058 ай бұрын

  • whoever put 15min as the title f'd up the one job he had

    @faridlabib4273@faridlabib42739 ай бұрын

  • I Love Tom Segura! ♥️ He’s a great comedian and absolutely hot in his newest Netflix special Sledgehammer ♥️

    @beth-annrock237@beth-annrock2379 ай бұрын

  • Just discovered this guy...brilliant delivery and great stories

    @crispensaruro6684@crispensaruro66842 ай бұрын

  • He’s a great Netflix comedian

    @johnviera3884@johnviera38849 ай бұрын

    • Shuut up

      @realeyezrealizerealliez3095@realeyezrealizerealliez30958 ай бұрын

  • A great comic and a proud patriot protecting our civilians

    @christiananderson6761@christiananderson67619 ай бұрын

  • i want to see your blood pressure spike lol 😂😂😂

    @ericmoeller3634@ericmoeller36349 ай бұрын

  • Tom is the best!

    @nickelpeen@nickelpeen9 ай бұрын

  • He's got a knack for jokes.

    @MervilleJr@MervilleJr6 ай бұрын

  • Here's 16 mins of 15 mins worth of stand up

    @wtfobiden@wtfobiden9 ай бұрын

  • 4:28 😂 my grandpa

    @patrick03333@patrick033337 ай бұрын

  • This is so good 😂😂😂

    @DocAcher@DocAcher3 ай бұрын

  • Toms son does the same thing to him, that Tom does to his mom 🤣🤣

    @dansevysantana9500@dansevysantana95004 ай бұрын

  • I wanna be friends with Tom, I can see myself laughing all day long 🤣. -My life in a nutshell: 'i dont yell at him, im just yelling at my life' 😂

    @garydavis7669@garydavis766919 күн бұрын

  • BWHAHHAHAHHAHA - That bit about Brad Pitm i was really laughing!

    @OldManPaxusYT@OldManPaxusYT9 ай бұрын

  • This dude is my internal dialogue while out in public lmao

    @chucksteak7685@chucksteak76857 ай бұрын

  • Tommy I always knew lol 😂😂😂😂😂

    @thehigherflyerlilsebastian7795@thehigherflyerlilsebastian77959 ай бұрын

  • I always had this one place that was a trap house and they all treated me like I was another adult (they didn't do it for everyone) I was like the funny kid was always around

    @OGSHADOWFISH@OGSHADOWFISH7 ай бұрын

  • This man a beast

    @batmansavage9121@batmansavage91219 ай бұрын

  • My dawg toooooo funnyyyyyyy 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    @Delfree77@Delfree779 ай бұрын

  • Funny, my name is Brian and I skipped half of third grade because I was good at dividing and doing the subtraction mentally 😆

    @bomega2818@bomega28189 ай бұрын

  • Well...my mom got married at 79 to a 59 year-old. He idolized her. They were married for 11 years, until her death at 90.

    @kathycassity9896@kathycassity9896Ай бұрын

    • Cool story brah

      @chazcad7319@chazcad73199 күн бұрын

    • What does this have to do with Tom Segura exactly?

      @xxDR0xx@xxDR0xx8 күн бұрын

  • “I’m comin around the corner don’t look at me”

    @RyanP-nc6om@RyanP-nc6om29 күн бұрын

  • 'Chao, puto' 😂😂😂

    @no_soy_rubio@no_soy_rubio8 ай бұрын

  • Tom Segura is fickin hilarious

    @iambiggus@iambiggus9 ай бұрын

  • Thanks, Tom! You're the bestest.

    @camdenwalker6106@camdenwalker61069 ай бұрын

  • The story of his mom lol you can’t win with those people.

    @TexMeta@TexMeta2 ай бұрын

  • Inside: Paralysis Outside; That's what's up 😅

    @RhinoDigital@RhinoDigital8 ай бұрын

  • The oldest living WW2 veteran was 109 still drove a truck and took care of himself 100% and the best part was he had a 91 yr old girlfriend.Not everyone ages the same.Just make sure to have a little bit of fun everyday because it might be your last.

    @the-original-ghost@the-original-ghost9 ай бұрын

    • Cool

      @MouseHuntExtendedDirectorsCut@MouseHuntExtendedDirectorsCut9 ай бұрын

    • Who asked?

      @DiabolicalHater@DiabolicalHater9 ай бұрын

  • 😂😂😂😂😂😂hilarious

    @autisticari1925@autisticari19254 ай бұрын

  • As a peruvian. That sounds like any Peruvian mother. They can say the most random wierd sh”t with the calmest voice. Once mine was watching the windows for a long time, just standing like a statue. After a while I asked what’s she looking at. She says the the calmest monotone voice “there is a wolf eating a turkeys intestines” .

    @aaromhernandez9423@aaromhernandez94235 ай бұрын

  • I wanna talk about Hawaii, Tommy.

    @clicheguevara5282@clicheguevara52829 ай бұрын

  • Noooooo!!!! FUUUUUCKKKK! NOOOOOO! Hahaha ...That's what im talking about !

    @rbeatzremixs2018@rbeatzremixs20189 ай бұрын

  • I attest that Tom Segura will be the best 90 yr old.

    @Chamonix.frequently@Chamonix.frequently7 ай бұрын

  • In comedic love with the icon that is Señor Tomàs Segura! Viva la YMH! (La Casa de Tu Madre)

    @MissSync@MissSync9 ай бұрын

  • We talked about sports. It balanced out

    @connorwilliams5785@connorwilliams57853 ай бұрын

  • Tbuns on point

    @thetruth1862@thetruth18629 ай бұрын

  • Seriously you're looking good, Tom. Usually high stress or grim determination. Which you gots?

    @camdenwalker6106@camdenwalker61069 ай бұрын

    • He severely injured his leg during basketball and decided it was time to get healthier. The video of the accident is on KZhead.

      @BrutusMaximusAurelius@BrutusMaximusAurelius9 ай бұрын

    • @@BrutusMaximusAurelius Still want to kiss his pretty wife.

      @camdenwalker6106@camdenwalker61069 ай бұрын

  • He is very good at this

    @bethechange6580@bethechange65805 ай бұрын

  • Oh THAT's why she's with you. Got it.

    @camdenwalker6106@camdenwalker61069 ай бұрын

    • lol that's funny bro!

      @MJ-yx5tq@MJ-yx5tq9 ай бұрын

  • 5:56 he sounds like Jim Pickens

    @anegwa@anegwa6 ай бұрын

  • Dont forget to feather it , gotta get it going buuuddd

    @michaellondon69@michaellondon699 ай бұрын

  • Hey Tom, my grandmother turns 100 this year. I definitely want to live that long. 70 is not old anymore.

    @XxXXxxXXxx78@XxXXxxXXxx783 ай бұрын

  • that's how you get worms lol

    @Lucas_Jeffrey@Lucas_Jeffrey9 ай бұрын

  • 13:25 the smartest theory about *god* i heard - not kidding - *on south park* ... Chefcook said "he wants to make us sad. he gives us things to take em away so we cry. if we didnt have them we couldnt be sad about losing em our tears is what makes him stronger" THS honestly makes too much sense. Heard it more then a decade ago but it stuck

    @FizzleFX@FizzleFX2 ай бұрын

  • Or the accidental trip 😂

    @danieldickey5104@danieldickey51042 ай бұрын

  • the sweetest kiss of all....

    @davidmorningstar5101@davidmorningstar51016 ай бұрын

  • he can FINALLY WEAR SKINNYGIRL JEANS LOL

    @user-fb5pd1hl6g@user-fb5pd1hl6g22 күн бұрын

  • No one is talking about how this is 16 min long

    @One_of_Gods_Warriors@One_of_Gods_Warriors7 ай бұрын

  • That part about Brad Pitt had my abs feeling like a hernia was about to form damn

    @Nervii_Champion@Nervii_Champion3 ай бұрын

  • When I was three years old my dad had already kicked me into a wall, getting us evicted.... And he was a cop

    @SirBobbyDuncan@SirBobbyDuncan9 ай бұрын

  • I hope he's not actually out there eating booty lol.

    @grimsgraveyard3598@grimsgraveyard35988 ай бұрын

  • This video says "16 minutes of Tom..." but it's only 15:59 long. What kind of air in the potato chip bag %$!& are you running here?!

    @SynSauce@SynSauce9 ай бұрын

    • Re read the title lol

      @Morgan-jo7xy@Morgan-jo7xy9 ай бұрын

    • @@Morgan-jo7xy yeah it's not right either...numbers aren't toys.

      @SynSauce@SynSauce9 ай бұрын

  • George Carlin with a twist!!! Segura is the best!!!

    @nitramsonjack4741@nitramsonjack47419 ай бұрын

  • Half way into 15mins and repeating a sketch. Good one..

    @Rob-rp3cw@Rob-rp3cw7 ай бұрын

  • 8:40 queue the chancla

    @mooonlight778@mooonlight7785 ай бұрын

  • I love tom but he's like the male oprah in these lol

    @tonygunk6795@tonygunk67959 ай бұрын

  • The more bodies that g has, the funnier Tom gets

    @rickybobby7285@rickybobby72859 ай бұрын

  • Funniest Japanese stand up, by a mile!!!!!!

    @DavidBotes-nc9io@DavidBotes-nc9io3 ай бұрын

  • Brad Pitt is Achilles!!

    @rosesacks7430@rosesacks74302 ай бұрын

  • Go tell your mom😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤

    @user-ep8wc2hg4f@user-ep8wc2hg4f2 ай бұрын

  • Bikes!

    @beausmith3900@beausmith39009 ай бұрын

  • 🤣🤣🤣🤣🙌

    @derickspawn6706@derickspawn67067 ай бұрын

  • He's starting to sound like Louie

    @Vamos82@Vamos829 ай бұрын

  • He talked about old testament god

    @mr_p0p0ff39@mr_p0p0ff397 ай бұрын

  • ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

    @user-ov9qz6cu2o@user-ov9qz6cu2o5 ай бұрын
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