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It's another week of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura and with special guest bear, Ari Shaffir! We analyze some of Carrot Top's wild Instagram posts and ask Ari how he got banned from social media. They talk about how important change is to your life and some fans who are surprised when comedians don't care about their feelings. Ari tells us about his time at J school, Tom shows Ari a heavy clip from YMH Live and an OG clip known as "Man VS Jar." Ari tells Tom about traveling to the Dominican Republic, Tom updates Ari on Bert's health, and they discuss how crazy weed from overseas is. Then they finish on a lighter note and react to a WILD cartel video.
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Wouldn't it be hilarious if we were in the middle of reading Toms book and out of nowhere Burt writes a story and interrupts Tom's.
That would be amazing
legit could see that being in the book lol
100%
@@AgendaInMind no one's reading whatever you just posted
@@AgendaInMind I think you’re in the wrong comments
From the beginning you can see/hear the joy within Tom knowing that he’s actually going to be able to talk this episode 😂
Lol it's a disguised Tom Talk.
Am I gay?
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He’s secretly happy Ari dosed Bert. I listened to podcasts and put together tom acted like it wasn’t a huge deal and it was kinda funny but definitely fucked up. But then on sober October in front of Bert he acted differently like he was surprised and offended. I really think he secretly got a kick out of it. And I find it hilarious
My point is that could be joy you’re referring to.
This episode made me realize that 40% of this show is typically Bart having an epiphany about something like breathing, but delivering as if it’s the final piece to the cure for cancer.
lol I love this explanation so much
Or else he's asking what the top ten best of something is, so he can say his top three
The joys of an unchecked hyperactive disorder.
@@BadGoyz4Life lmaoo. *gasps* by the way. *starts laughing before he explains*
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It’s wild that Ari was bringing Tom back on topic. Such a change from normal.
Ari is really good at that on his pod he always gets back to the line of questioning. Plus doesn’t make it awkward by doing it.
Imagine buying toms book and cracking it open and the first sentence is "when I was 22 I got involved with the Russian mafia"
😆
one of the funniest comments I read and there's a lot of good ones on this thread.
If it doesn’t... MISSED OPPORTUNITY
Holy shit, Isolate that bit of Ari screaming and then Tom just saying "that's your mom's house live" BEST fucking trailer you could ever ask for
made me shiver
Anyone know the clip??
@@mgoldfish2026 It could be Pain Olympics but I'm not sure
@@mgoldfish2026 It was from the new YMH live
48:14
This is the most positive reaction Ari has gotten from a comment section in quite some time and that's absolutely hilarious to me
This Tom guy is pretty cool, they should have him on some more. I like hearing him.
No, they shouldn't because I'm homophobic. Hmmph
Your Mom's House is pretty cool, they should have Ari on some more. I like Jews that can read and talk.
@Elijah Gonzales because we are tired of listening to Brad talk about how he isn't a food addicted alcoholic. It's the same thing every episode. Brad is on a new diet, Brad eats chocolate to lose weight. Fuck brad, he will die in 2 years because of his yoyo diets
@Elijah Gonzales Welcome to the internet. 👋
I think his name is actually spelled 'Tim'
It's crazy how much more you hear Tom when Bart's not around
The Bertless episodes are the only 2B1C I click on at this point
I only watch when he's replaced haha
Tom has 2 other shows. If you don’t like Bert don’t watch this show
It’s Bert , an hes a treasure an Toms a gift 1 in the same but both different. Respect Bert’s name 🤣
@@ganjadon612 I don't regularly watch this show; like I said, I only click on it when it's not Bert. If I wanted to hear Tom get talked over for an hour, I'm sure I'd enjoy the Bert episodes. But no, I don't need your permission to watch a podcast. Have a great day, piglet!
The cholesterol level of this episode is at a healthy level.
Tom and Ari average out to a healthy weight
The irritable bowel and bleeding anus hemorrhoid quota has now been reached too!
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@@AgendaInMind what
That’s because Ari drugged Tom with cholesterol medicine
This was a relaxing pod. 2 friends who talk equal amounts of time.
Berts too much.love the guy but damn hes just too high energy
So refreshing. Bert is getting way to hyper and really taking away from the episode. I have had to turn a few off because I wanted to hear Tom speak but he could not get a word in. It was kind of funny at the beginning but I think Tom is kind of getting annoyed by it.
is he on uppers or something??
Tom kept the lids firmly on his 2 drinks throughout 😂
🤣👏
Omfg 😂😂😂
That is a legit detail 👌
4 minutes in and this is the most Tom has talked in years. Actually feels like a conversation rather than a therapy session for a simple minded alcoholic
For real. Bert's been kind of annoying to me these past few pods, I feel the same way about bobby lee. Idk why it getting to me but it is
Same. I even considered not watching 2 Bears anymore. Thank God, Bert was not here, and this episode was great.
@@bwa_8 that's how i felt earlier when I got the notification the pod was out. I thought 'fuck it I'm not tuning in today' until I saw Ari was on it then I got hyped. And I'm not even a big Ari fan.
@@LiveFromMandaree I don’t really feel the same way about Bert but I get what you mean with Bobby lee. Tiger belly was one of my favorites a few years ago, like 2, but ever since coronavirus and other little things they seem different. Bobby is too much of a comedic actor instead of a comedian who acts.
@@LiveFromMandaree Bert and Bobby are basically children, that's why
Do you think Bert ever calls Tom randomly just in hopes that he’s interrupting a story Tom is trying to tell?
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It's not if he does, it's how often does it happen
Congratulations, this is the first original "burt talks to much" joke I've seen in a long time! Thank you.
Like he feels his ear tingling or something and SENSES it
No
This episode is better than most others. I can't put my finger on why.
No obese drunk that's laughs at his own voice.
Probably all the dicks they talked about it this time…
This is the best 2b1c ever made. Its almost like I was slipped some ecstasy unknowingly
Tom should start an interview show in the style of "Hot Ones" but instead of the 10 wings of death that go from mild to crazy spicy, do 10 videos of death that range from making the guest uncomfortable to traumatized.
The Russian lathe accident should be enough to make anyone not want to see what comes next.
Lol I could win that over tom easily
That's genius
@@Yakushii the aftermath photos are also pretty brutal, especially considering they're high def.
“Heavy ones” or just “The Heavy Segment with Tom Segura” that’s a brilliant idea!
It’s nice to have someone with an attention span on the podcast for once.
Who doesn’t fuck dogs
@@bryanrose4850 lol 😂
“Ok... but top 10 best interruptions... go... ok ok ok ok my top ten is....” -Fart Chrysler
Idk why everyone hates on bart, it doesn’t bother me that much haha
Barn Crusher should see this!
Bert’s actually funny in this episode
Tom saying "I feel bad too ... " after Ari reacted to the heavy clips was soooo perfect hahah
Alison Klemp pulling her jokes out of her beaver is straight up baller 😂 What a genius way to start a set 😂
wish there was a video of that set lmaoo, looks like I need to start going to skankfest
@@mikeparrone6022 you should
Prolific! Not often you hear women comics make jokes about their vagina
@@hypno5690 Good one... So you regularly go to gigs where female comics pull out their jokes list out of their sausage sock?
@@frecklefart909 bad one
I love it when Tom laughs hysterically while showing other people gore.
One of my fav parts on YMH. Then burr says “ i would never sleep in a house you’re in Tom” then Tom just laughs soo hard and is red as a fire hydrant
It’s probably why Bert talks so much to keep him from showing him those videos
True dat.
where's a link to it?
@@joshuaclark1930 too what exactly
God, it is so much more enjoyable when you’re actually able to have a conversation on this podcast
It's nice to see Tom laughing and being able to relax, it's usually like watching a stressed out farmer trying to herd a cow with no self awareness but this was good.
It's nice to hear Tom, but it's particularly nice not having to hear Bert.
This is it Chief 👆
Why even listen to the show then. Listen to Toms other podcasts
@@etj3392 Because occasionally there are nuggets of gold. Like when Tom convinced Bryce that he met Jennifer Aniston. Or when Tom realized he was drinking a shit ton of Kool aid. There are always at least a couple moments that happen during a show that make it worth sitting through.Tom turning his head and looking into the camera when Brent says something absolutely retarded makes it worth hearing the absolute retardation getting shit out of Bert's mouth.
This is exactly why I stopped watching this podcast except when it's Tom and a guest. If you've seen one Tom and Brad episode you've seen them all. Plus it seems like so much of what Brent says is either misremembered or just completely made up, such as the russian train story. How anybody believes that nonsense is beyond me.
I can’t handle Bert anymore. Ty for having ari on, he’s great
I think you missed the point of the show if you can’t handle one of the hosts.
@@ryant390 I think the host missed the point of the show if you can’t even stand listening to him bury every story, point, etc. from the other host.
@@mattskeens803 then don’t watch?
I haven’t been watching, that’s why I said thanks for having ari. I like Tom, but not enough to suffer through Bert.
@@Josh-dy4lq We don’t that’s why the view count for these videos without him are higher
Tim’s happiness for traumatizing his guests is hilarious!
I wish I could bottle the joy Tom feels when he's showing someone a heavy clip
Tom laughing while Ari's trying not to barf! hahaha the best
Wayyyyy better when Tom can actually get a few words out and not get talked over for 1 ½ hours. Ahhhh, good stuff.
Just be sure to cover your drink.
@@mitchellvictor2421 the amazing racist has evolved into the amazing…
That’s really true! I have begun to skip episodes or not finish them lately and thought maybe it was better balance talk-wise in beginning of the show.🇸🇪(Scissor Bros podcast for life ✂️✂️🦒🦒🌳)
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2b1c sucks, but it especially sucks when it's promoting a garbage person like Aaron Shchlemmafir. Texas Todd is getting too Chode Rogaines for me to tune in anymore.
this tom guy is really funny. he should be a regular guest from now on
Wait til Brett reads all the comments about how much better the show is 😆
If he can take a break from jrking himself off verbally about how GREAT he's convinced he is... I somehow doubt he reads comments.
It’s always better with a different host
Hahaha I thought the samething. Hopefully he tones it down and actually let's Tom speak and finish stories.
Silly rabbit-Bart can’t read.
On the audiobook version, Tom's story is interrupted by ad reads from Burnt.
Or narrated by Tom and interrupted randomly by Bart.
@@AgendaInMind Probably 4-6 weeks ago. ..Tom said 2 Bears is filmed month or month + half, before airing
@@AgendaInMind He mentioned 12/7 being recent if that helps
"Midroll reads!"
15:48 super hard cut, whatever he said about KZhead nadav got scared lmao
Yeah what the fuck was that lol
😳
This was a great episode, really liked Ari's vibes here, he was more likable.
He's always likeable. Y'all just forgot he was a comedian and took some of his clearly jokes, and got all butthurt 🤷
i feel Ari's pain. i was first shown the 'jar squatter' video while high as balls at a friends apartment many years ago. I had to go for a walk around the complex after experiencing the shock of seeing that
Good idea from Tom to have a lid on his drink
Change the record.
@@9AJW4 😂
excellent observation
In the words of this week’s missing racist: a HUNDRED percent
hilarious and original 🥱
Watch your drink, Tom!
It was really nice to actually hear Tom talk. I didn't think I liked Ari but this was a great episode. Didn't realise how little Tom gets to talk when Bert's around 😂 Maybe next time try distracting him with a sandwich every 15minutes so Tom can get a word in
I like how tom turned it more into ymh with the videos and tom gets to finish sentences and be funny healthy break from Bart krackshire
Finally a watchable episode.
Toms underrated as an interviewer. He pulls a lot out of people.he does Bert too just we have heard Berts shot 300 times.
One man one jar is my go to shocker video 🤘🏻the audio in background, just hearing the glass inside him 😂😂
I love how at the end tom casually starts to show arie more and more violent clips XD
I’d love to have the booth boys as a guest, they’re the best on Dr. Drew
That would be fun for sure, Having them talk with Tom would be awesome
Furrrr shuuuure, i randomly watched a dr drew and got sucked in now im all the way back when enny is telling everyone how he shits 😂
Second this (or 58th, whatever).
I mean, they're the reason I stopped watching Dr. Drew. But yeah a 2B1C spot would be neat.
Yes!
This is nice. Isn't this nice? It's like...what's it called...conversation? Is this what that is? It's been so long since I listen to a 2 bears that wasn't derailed by a alcoholic with undiagnosed ADHD.
A real stream of consciousness here
OH SHIT ANDREW I JUST HAD THE BEST IDEA. Holy shit holy shit. Andrew you're gonna SHIT your fuckin pants. This is good. I can't believe I even thought of this myself OKAY OKAY here's my idea. What if, instead of just me talking the whole time... Like what iiiiiIIIIIIIF you talk sometimes too, and then I don't talk?? What the fuck do we call that? Like is that a thing?? That's probably a thing. Like we just take turns talking instead of just me. We should call it like a conversion or something.
Bart not letting Tom talk makes sense now. Tom: "You ever see One Guy, One Cup?"
When I saw that Burt was out I figured I’d give this whole two bears thing one more shot…
never thought I'd enjoy something with Ari. but after these last couple videos with Brents diabetic rambling this was amazing.
Ari makes everything better idk what you mean
you finished it already?
@@Zesrii I mean the first 30 minutes are already better. i can only assume the rest will be great.
Agreed! Usually I’m annoyed with Ari but I have to say it’s so much better than Brent’s maniacal laughing at his own jokes.
I’m starting to see the results of Burnt’s weight loss this week, he looked good. Surprised he shaved his head
But the way he went full Jewish is odd and off putting.
The heavy stuff part was THE BEST!!! xD
First time I have found Ari funny, great duo!
Ok Ari needs to be on the next live show guys. Best reaction 😂
That’s the hardest I’ve laughed at this podcast in a while
I can't believe Ari has never seen 1 guy 1 jar. A "classic" for the ages.
Gore comedy is the equivalent of The Joker inspirational memes - only for the coolest of people.
I love Bert and his manic episodes but it’s so much nicer when Tom gets to actually speak and complete stories
Thank god. No Bert just talking about his drinking for an hour or smoking pot.
Super stoked to not have to listen to Bart wheeze himself to death.
That fake scream-laugh makes me want to die
@@KZ_MMA_ we y7s9
@@KZ_MMA_ 888
I can't believe so many people seem to like that squealing he does.🙄
@@RolandSpecialSauce nadov should shut up too. Why the cackling? It's not that funny!
Such a refreshing podcast bring Ari back more love that guy
Oh man, getting to watch Ari watch one guy one cup for the first time, with the audio playing quietly in the background. What an amazing experience.
That 15:30 CUT after Tom says KZhead is not consistent. 😂😂😂😂
Please have Bert do the field sobriety and a driving course
Honestly, I could listen to Tom and Ari talk for hours. It's great actually hearing Tom's input.
great podcast, talked about clips while not showing them, so fun!
Tom, you've got to get Big John McCarthy to be the judge for Bert's closed course drunk driving test. As a former police officer and probably the best referee to ever exist, I think he would be the perfect judge.
I second that... 👍 Good choice sir
Tom should record his book for Audible and someone at Audible should put Bert interrupting in the intro to the book 😂
genius lol
That's absolutely hilarious.
Pre ordered Tom’s book. Can’t wait to sit in the sun , in the garden, this summer, and read it.
9:37 Not even 10 minutes in and Ari drops that! Dying lol
They finally admitted Brandt to rehab!!!!
Yeah brent definitely needed it
Brad
You finally came up with something original!!!
@@DNYGdj keep feathering
Proof?
Do an episode of Bert all by himself. It would be pretty much the same as a normal episode but the frame would be empty
😂😂 no shit! I'd love to see more episodes with Tom and Ari, they've got great chemistry.
He already has his own podcast which is him talking over a guest for 2 hours.
Partially kidding I'm excited to watch because the Bert eps can be difficult sometimes
God I love the episodes without Bert. Like, it's actually a conversation between two coherent adults!
At first Tom was disgusted by the idea of spiking Berks drink, but after moving to Texas and having Berg around all the time it now seems like a good idea.
The biggest issue was the setting. He did it to Bert when he was spending time with his kids, before a flight.
@@jynx2501 At least he didn't rape him.
Ari finally went through with his plan to kill Brent and take his place. Next week on 2B1C, the Ari/Leann wedding!
If Leann marries Ari, that's proof the world has ended.
@@DanielZeal Ari's gonna Weekend at Bernie's the whole thing
Save it for the ymh ppv
I really hope Tom is doing okay. I know that they bank episodes, but I really just want to know that he’s healthily dealing with the passing of Top Dog. Keep those jeans up mommies. Love you guys 💜
Bart saying " I dont drink on stage " is like Ari saying " I dont dose my friends! " And that cat pic is awesome! 🐱
Ari low key mentioning McAfee makes me assume he's watched the Oki documentary. So good
Where can I find it
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I think Tom's book should come with an insert where Bert talks about how the book made HIM feel
Navads laugh goes from hilarious too haunting as fuck when the heavy clips are on
48:00 is the most hilarious 😂 watching Tom's joy and Ari's pain is amazing.
I wanna know what it was
I love how the first thing they do is make fun of Brent for being fat after he's told Tom how much it hurts his feelings 😂😂😂
It’s so refreshing with Bert gone. Two people having a conversation without constant Googling.
Wait why are you here then? You know what the show is
@@SquidGains I’ve seen so many comments like that & I can’t tell if ppl are trying to be funny or if they really feel that way. Tom & Bert are best friends for a reason & I see both of their positives. They each have several podcasts so if I didn’t like one of them I’d just watch the other ones. I don’t get it, but I guess I don’t need to either. 🤷🏼♀️
@@SquidGains I like Tom and support YHM. I don’t dislike Bert, but the recent episodes he’s been a lot to handle. Have you honestly not noticed? Tom starts talking about a show with Chappelle and Bert interrupts with “pull up Chris Long shirtless”
Bert rambles, yells, has zero filter with his retarded thoughts and overly laughs to his own jokes. I'm not a fan, but I am a fan of tom.thats why I'm here. Bert is obnoxious.
25:21 genuine laugh from Tom. It’s the best
Finally I can watch one of these
Oh the gift of no Brent has been granted. Maybe Paddy converting is paying off
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This is refreshing. Honestly this show is usually just Bart wheezing for an hour with some commercial breaks. Thank god he’s not on this week.
yeah but instead they got a human-rat hybrid from the sewer to come on the show
I’ll take barf wheezing over Tom telling me about his exciting weekend home with push
These special guest episodes are the only ones I can watch
Next time bert is away for an episode you should hire a "Lyle " to stick up for him the one time he isn't there lmao
It's so wild to hear Tim talking for once.
Finally an episode where we get to here Tom talk !
You could just head to Tom Talks or YMH for that you know? How tok'd are you?
Seeing Ari react to all these videos is hilarious!
I love when comics are honest about not giving an F about their fans.
It's a job. I don't give an f about my boss either.
Ari is always the best guest! But watch your drink, Tim!
the Bill Cosby of comedy! wait a minute...
Finally a watchable episode without a middle aged dude yakked out on adderal
Yes now we have a middle aged jew on mushrooms and mdma
@@ext93 dang that’s a hard J my man
@@ext93 Jesus Christ I love the comment section under 2B1C :D
@pinkfloydian A hard j😂😂
@@plnkfloydian7814 you're right I should have said POC of Hebrew descent
It’s really nice to see Tom laughing when someone is making jokes, rather than seeing Tom laughing because someone is making a Joke of themselves.
"I don't give a f about you" *loses ticket sales*. Boy, that showed them
Tom's keeping that Fiji bottle really close and it's Lid really tight
Don’t let Ari dose that water, water champ
We need to be real here guys…. Two bears should drop barf and get ari! Like for yes!
Ari's reaction the the scalpel video was everything I could have wanted and more 😂
What is the scalpel video? I want to see it but can't figure out what to search lol.