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BUDDIES YOU HEARD IN THIS VIDEO ▼
Too many to list/name because I sometimes change up which colors go with which buddies in different videos. I'm sure if you look at any of my recent ones you're bound to find who you're looking for.
MUSIC ▼
I Will Give You My All 2017: • Payday 2 Official Soun...
Nobody: Bagel’s neck in the first 30 seconds: Eiffel Tower
ah yes...... TheRussianBagel
Bajur*
*Bajur
Bagjur*
*bdadjger
Wholesome fact: Badger captions his blursed animations and memes so much that they're accidentally much more deaf-friendly than the average KZhead channel.
True!
I like this fact
Did not consider that, thanks for the good fact
Ya because half of his humor comes from the funny moving image
One I wish he would caption is 27:39 because I still have no idea where to find that meme
Yo dawg can I get some laughs? "Only a spoonfull" *Pulls out comically large spoon*
The spoon is comicly large 😳😳
ALL THE FUNNY
Swaws
*WHEN*
*blessed* comment
15:15 “French, baguettes, f*** it we’re done here” including that animation had me rolling
The auto tuned, elongated coughs got me so good.. I was laughing for a good 5 minutes
It's at 46:50 - 46:57 btw
"My wife told me it was her or the dodge build... god, I miss her." Only 60% of the time.
Me a payday stealth build: "she still can't find me to this day"
@@jacoblash4252 what about melee build?
@@davidcesar8765 we don't talk about that
60% of the time, all of the time.
underrated comment
“We attacked three boats and they dropped the sun on us twice” had me rolling bro that’s the best line ever
Yes as a atomic bomb I was there to witness it
A yes a soul for 25000 souls
*casually asks for time stamp* edit 16:23
@@TheNicStar88 The Japanese government should’ve told their citizens to yeet out instead of y’know, just yeeting away themselves... The US gave warnings and even sent letters saying “we’re gonna give you three suns homie, get the fuck out”
@@saintpoli6800 yeah and they still went boom
I did even have to watch the clips themselves to laugh my ass off. I literally just put this on while I was vacuuming and just listening to y’all’s commentary is enough to make my laugh
I listen to this while driving to work I've never laughed so hard while stuck in traffic
Russian badger:it’s not about the money it’s about sending a message
it's about killing the orphans
@@tgmaker0012 what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
@@TheObservingConstalation you act like none of them have oujiga board
"but the money is still very good"
I'm convinced skulker just existed one day, he wasn't born he just existed and became a part of these videos
He spawned
Someone used admin console to spawn him
Badger: Okay guys, hear me out, I have invented a new product. And I call it clone in a can. * Cracks tin can open like an egg. * * Pours congealed Skulker fetus onto the floor. * Skulker: * Convulses as his muscles slowly develop to functioning laborer conditions. *
the evidence checks out
He’s an AI that was built to make videos funnier
I will never get tired of hearing Heavenly’s voice coming out of a Cacodemon. The way Badger animates it makes it so much funnier!
Same 😂
I really wonder what demons the other members of the group would be portrayed as
The “I wanted to be in VR Chat” bit gets me every time 😂
@@rootbeerguy690 mmm KB b
Bro wdym he IS a Cacodemon
At 37:56 badger was the first youtuber to have a car go by his house and not immediately pause what he was saying to complain about it
28:01 Badger saying "zero" gotta be the most badass thing I have ever heard.
Cero... *Metralleta.*
@@nyox. 65 damage
"They call me Katrina because my drip is *s t u p e n d o u s"* "They call me Katrina because THE GOVERNMENT IS NOT COMING."
The only fear we have is FEMA itself
@@DamienDarkside *ecstatic laughing*
"Do you think we lost Vietnam because we didn't announce the raid in chat?" -bing, 2020
Bing is a smart pistol. HE DON'T MISS!
It's funny but I don't understand it
“Takes fat slurp of monster” *LIBERAL*
*gamer supps
*boomer juice
Gamer juice activated
bruh moment
“My medicinal m1a1”
The fact the Badger an his crew are friends with Mozzie's voice actor still gets me.
18:08 I could watch this clip over and over again and it would never get old.
Badger: does a heartfelt speech Heavenly in the first clip: “cool, but have you heard of main menu?”
His thumbnail is the main menu
Hellwalker - Mick Gordon.
"we attacked 3 boats, they dropped the sun on us twice"
hehe, japann
That summarizes ww2 pretty quickly
Japan in ww2 summarized: “here comes the sun, doo doo doo”
Hahahhaah Faxx
We didn’t start this war BUT WE SHURE AS HELL WILL FINNISH IT.
32:39 can I just iterate how much I love Martin Copping, he’s so much like Mozzie it’s scary, he also sounds like a nice guy for real even though he may be a bit chaotic
10:38 will always be my favorite part
Badger 2019: we ain’t need them sponsors Badger 2020: hide the money y’all there’s poor people round
We maaaaaaay need paid dlc (sponsorships)
I really like how he is free to talk about his finances. Many hide that
Feed me poor people.
FEEED ME POOR PEOPLE
@@richardbeard3916 I'm not the only one imagining him literally eating poor people, right?
“Money, literally just money.” ~Pepsi representative when asked why Pepsi signed a deal with the Soviet Union for 17 submarines and 3 warships.
That’s shit gets funnier the more you think about
wait this is true?
@@squid8059 I’m pretty sure it is
@@haxavage156 I think they turned down that offer, saying they had no use for the warships. But the idea alone is so ridiculous the internet ran with it.
@@uncivilizedwarden331 that’s makes even funnier
26:50 dozer just said” screw gravity”
Lmao
Insert gangsta paradise choir part
40:45 This part always make me laugh. I can watch this part all day XD
You guys are the perfect combo: Badger’s editing and commentary Grouse’s voice Heavenly and Eekaj’s dumb ass humor Geuce with the southern dialect Skullker with his damn sound board Pre-horrendous voice of Bing Comic relief of Stretchy, Badda, Cluu and Koala Honestly ballin’
But at what cost-
What about mario?
But what about jello
And Jellos memes
Bajur will never be ballin.
2020: "Are you alright Skulker?" Skulker: " C O U G H ".
Correction - "C o U g H"
Skullker: *speaks in Travis Scott*
*Coughs in G note*
_Proceeds to die in autotune_
Minecraft Shulker death noise
48:37 this part was just to funny 😂😂
11:42. I still can't get over that part it's so funny
11:40
The fact that badger does everything by himself shows how much he cares for his audience. Thank you for an amazing year badger
ikr big ups to bajur
Cheers I’ll drink to that
@@_driffter_4582 I’ll drink to your drinking
Especially the sfm
Cheers drink to that
“Most Of you come here for the funny and not my face” Me: You best believe I come for both brother
Boffum
Boffum
Boffum
Boffum
Boffum
52:58 is my favorite part. I laugh every time
You have a mo cap suit..... you do everything for each video. Your friends help you and you basically have a digital riot before having to go through the video and edit like a pro on your own. I can't even imagine how long it takes, how much footage you think "nope, fuck that" happens. Your awesome. Yay, beer time..
“My BMI is above average.” *runs right through a closed door like a freaking juggernaut*
To be honest, my BMI is above average, and I feel like doing that every single day.
One of my favorite clips
Am fat, can agree, we do it.
@@leviathanxyzzy4993 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
The voice actor for Mozzie, Martin Copping, will always have my respect for reinforcing seagulls.
Voice actors suck
@@BigBrosFilms In a week or month or less or more, you will have people coming for you. I suggest you delete YOURSELF before it escalates.
@@SpiritofFireMrVader yeah but a week or a month? More or less? Be more specific
@@BigBrosFilms he means you don’t have the time to worry about when as it will happen no matter when; most likely when you least expect it
@@BigBrosFilms proof?
3 years later and I still come back to watch this. These compilations have helped me during some tough ass times and honestly it's great seeing how much badger has improved with editing since this video as well.
17:54 clu is too funny for his own good
"And a lot of those January videos I find kinda cringe" Me enjoying 3 year old badger videos: Maybe I am cringe
Yeah bruh same
and that's ok
glad im not the only one that gets bored and rewatches some(all) of the bangers
Accurate
That sounds like me
"Dread it, Run from it, Destiny always arrives!" - Overpowered Barney
Barney would make a new kill streak in cod bro
@@froothoops no cap
“Dread it, Run from It, Destiny arrives all the same.” -game stores with extra copies of Destiny 2 that literally no-one is gonna buy
As a person who’s hard of hearing, I very much appreciate how much you caption your memes as I would have no idea what you said on certain parts without them.
I only found you this year and i cant help but laugh my ass at the absolute chaos you and your friends create. ive been on a long journey of dealing with past trama and this is what i love to see cause i dont think ive laughed this hard in a while. i thank yu bager keep up the good work and never change
On gawd, I can remember EVEY SINGLE ONE OF THESE SCENES.
Because there good.
Because his videos are amazing........... also because he doesnt upload
@@inquisitordragon6827 absolutely fantastic*
Same
You remember things when they are good and or funny
I love how heavenly is either a cacodemon, the doomslayer himself, or just the red guards you steal computer chips from on any given day.
Either way he is doom
I mean, what else can perfectly describe the Lord Chungass?
OOOOOR the Grandpoggers demon
The cacodemon is amazing
do you know heavenly's social medias?
I’ve rewatched this so many times, and it’s always hilarious. Thanks for the laughs every time badger :)
this is like my 3rd time revisiting this video and good god man i would love for you to do me the honour of shaking your hand you seem like such a genuine good guy and i would love to just chat but i aint that lucky
*"For good rea- MONEY. LITERALLY JUST MONEY."*
Honesty
At least he's honest
I mean at least he was honest about it. And I can understand his perspective, money has been an issue for many this year. And if it gives him more time to push out better content then I'm ok with it.
8:05 "It's a vault, what do we need? A Drill. It's a bigger vault, what do we need? TWO DRILLS" "The answer? Use Gun. And if that don't work _U S E M O R E G U N"_
25:00 what's the game called
@@efoe_f.o.e Ready or Not
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
This comment is basically every Texan in a nutshell XD
@@pigiepen3326 *boom boom boom*
I constantly revisit these just to listen to them at work while I'm cooking. This one is my constant go to
9:54 genji’s be like
Badger: “subtitling kinda sucks” Also Badger: subtitles almost every word on every video
everyone hates doing it but it makes the video better when you do
@@novaseer true
It’s like that one otter- he hates watermelon, but he can’t stop eating it
probably why he hates it but respect that he commits to it for people who are hearing impaired
@@hugoshlim As someone who subtitles their own videos too, it's not even a hearing-impaired thing. It just makes the video funnier as you can put emphasis on certain parts.
“You’re up against the wall, and I am the fucking wa-“ -Payday 2 Dozer at 1:08:00
He was correct, he became the wall
*I SAID I AM THE FUCKING WALL!*
*He fused with the wall*
ReHEHEHEHEHhehe
@@fredlin481 jkkkkkjkkkkkkkkjkkkkkkkkkjkkkkk
I appreciate your bluntness/directness Badger. Keep it up.
Yes I am rewatching this thing because I love this man and we need more people like this man that cares about his subscribers. Godspeed badger 👍
“MONEY literally JUST MONEY” -Badger 2020
Wow, I really felt something right there
At least he's honest
My Friend- "You've already seen all these why would you watch this?" Me- "TO SUPPORT A MAN WHO DESERVES IT!!"
And to watch these great and hilarious clips again.
A hundred times over, and a hundred times more!
@@thefunnynamehere266 A THOUSAND TIMES MORE!
YES
Yep, I've already watch this one 3 times.
Even if the videos a year old or something. They are still things I rewatch for comedy and distractions from stress. Thanks badger.
First video I ever saw of Badger I remember thinking "holy crap there's a lot of work put into these edits" and it's because his content isn't just cheaply thrown together with a bunch of chuckles and memes, any person with even the slightest understanding of what this level of detail takes, will know immediately he is someone who slaves over each frame. And the outcome is absolutely phenomenal. Thank you for awesome content Badger
"Everyone operates off a bartering system if you have a gun." Everywhere's a drive through if you go fast enough.
gotta go fast
@@uggranpops8442 there is never a time, to not fast
"My wife told me it was her or the dodge build. God I miss her." Yeah, but she's missin you too.
SHut
SHut
SHut
SHut
SHut
Watching badger is what i imagine having voices in your head is like
I’ve watched these best of so many times. They never get old
Badger: *mentions not playing fucking Minecraft* Me: "I'ma play Minecraft while I watch this."
He also said he wouldnt name a vid mumbo fuse rule are meant to be broken
Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.
@@greecbacon7668 indeed
“Uranium is 20,000,000,000 calories” Still love that keep up the good work
That's like 2 bigmacs
@@silkie6138 almost
@@joshdangit1612 the big macs are even more
lol now I’m hungry
@@silkie6138 it's like buying Stacked Big Macs, and just injecting calories to beef it up
As much as I love all the pay day content. The bit at 12:21 with the guard will hold a special place in my heart cause some DnD post was that with captions of 17 perception roll vs a nat 20 stealth roll or something. Post wasn’t bad but the main thing is that was what got me to look up badger videos cause I wanted to know where the hell the video was from. Been a wild ride ever since
54:04 I'm literally cackling with tears in my eyes. My face hurts and my cat is meowing and pawing at me trying to make sure I'm okay
"God, Heavenly that theme is so crazy, that's so intense, what song is that?" (stops the slayer-mobile) *M A I N M E N U*
i legit need the name wat is it?
@@stanleygaming6323 at doom's gate, specifically mick's version
Bfg division SLAPS, but mastermind hits hard. Along with “the one they fear is you”
Bfg division SLAPS, but mastermind hits hard. Along with “the one they fear is you”
@@notsmii7ysince i have to make my ocd shut up, it's " the only thing they fear is you"
"When do you think the UN is gonna announce that prop-blocking is a war crime?" A quote for the ages, thanks for all the memories badger. Finding your channel was like finding a gold mine of good moments
Was that skit in here? I didnt see it.
@@jacobrobinson787 I dunno, just decided to quote one of the most memorable lines that came up
My brain automatically linked UN with U.N owen.
7:07 Time stamping for later use 😂
Make sure to come back ;)
actualy badger can i tell you somthing you are one of my 2 favoite creators and both of you edit your own videos so yea i love it when people edit their own videos thank you so much badger
"No amount of money has ever bought a man a second of time," -Tony Stark Bajur's sponsors: "Am I a joke to you?"
A content creator that can record, organize, edit, script, animate, & polish their own content to this quality is a beast.
You are a Phenomenal Editor! I love how you animate the characters acting out the commentary And you don't need to apologize for the Ads. Nothing works without MUNNY!
0:15 don’t worry Badger, I also do this on my Discord server and actually, you actually are my Inspiration for a spare account I might make when my computer is completely fixed
literally have never seen him on discord without "playing Source Film Maker" under his name. please get this man to 3 mil, he puts so much effort into his vids.
@warlar 3mil? what about 3Bil?
@@kathyadami7105 3mil is actually achievable
Praise be to Bajur.
“I am Mitch McConnell Feed me poor people”
That was a very good impression he did
That joke aged like Jack Daniels no.7
4 days and it aged like Parmesan
Don't know the context behind it, but it's still funny.
Just discovered you Badger, love ur sh*t man. Actually kind of depressed I only recently came across ur content lol thank you n keep it coming!!
aye badger we need your content at its peak. dont feel like you have to rush for it
“Your up against the wall, and I am the fucking wall” Folds into wall
sucks off the wall
Talks to tye wall
@@literaldirt No
Benito swagolini
Hey, he really became the wall. It's not bragging if he proves it right before your eyes.
“Alright here we go, REINFORCING SEAGULL”
Man I wish I had reinforcing sea girl.
@@Muster_Muckee_II yeah man... 😔
*SCREEEECH*
Skrrrrt
11:30 "we have the official voice actor from HALO saying, 'he turned himself into a pickle.'" got my dying. another year of absolute comedy! bravo!
21:47 badger's seen some goofy shit, but "numgies" was too much even for him
"Is diabetes _damage over time_ ?" someone hasn't played Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden
“We sunk three boats and they dropped the sun on us twice” 🤣🤣🤣
What’s the difference between the Japanese and French flags? The red dot
@@benbrettandrews3478 I’m sure this is funny, but I’m dumb and don’t understand. Can you explain pls
@@anuragneelam8527 the French have surrendered a lot so the joke is there flag is just a white flag aka the surrender sign and the Japanese is a white flag with a red dot to represent the sun
Badger had never failed to make me smile and laugh my head off. I'd be having a bad day. Pop his videos on and proceed to forget.
4:30 Doom music relaxed on the road, cause you're in a truck made of steel surrounded by smaller cars made of aluminum.
2019: Sponsor Bad 2020: *Did you say, SPONSORS?*
in his situation sponsors yes.
@@devxrogames i was refering to his 2019 video where he said he made too many sposored videos.
I respect badger way more he actually cares about his content that’s better than a lot of creators on here
Preach!!!
true, its just him hoot and Critikal
no
Same bro it’s like he actually likes what he does! That’s a treat these days.
@@cookieproductionsistoast yes
Dude, I keep having to pause your videos bc I'm laughing so much I'm in pain and stuff JUST KEEPS HAPPENING
Tbh I always thought every video was sponsored by the game that you played in the video cus you always explained everything and made it sound like an amazing game
I’m praying Badger and his crew hit up Warhammer: Darktide.
You know damn well they’re gonna play Darktide!
OMFG YES
I had to do a double take because I read that as *Walmart: Darktide*
They should
FOR THE EMPEROR!!!!
quote of the year badger: "i'm a one man, man"
OCEAN MAN
Your litteraly my favorite youtuber no cap i can just go a day just by watching your videos alone thank you
Man I feel like this just came out a couple weeks ago with me being so excited to watch it that I was vibrating fast enough to phase through walls Flash style. This is almost two years old already!!!!!!!! God where does the time go..... on another note, I really got to get me some Gamer Supps on the double, I'm starting to go through at least two whole pots of coffee to just get through the day. And even that's not enough sometimes, I literally have to chug several cans of Monster mixed with Jaeger to get anything done nowadays.
“We attacked 3 boats, they dropped the sun on us twice” Bro I’m fucking dying
So is everyone within a 10 kilometer radius around the impact sight
@@Thomas_The_Thermonuclear_BombYou talking instantly, or do you underestimate the fallout that much?
@@jasonkeith2832 instantly
@@jasonkeith2832that's not really what fallout means, nuclear fallout would mean a (obvious) fallout between countries, and a fallout would be between two people who no longer really like eachother
@@Ghost_BricksStudiosNo, nuclear fallout quite literally is the lingering radiation. Countries may fall out, but the fallout will poison anyone who goes there for who knows how long
“Skip it already” Me: never I’m here for ALL the content, you’re a part of it sir
Well said
No seriously- Thats Badass man. 1 man show with this good of content and editing and animations? Dude don't change a thing.
I started watching you in May of 2020 on my birthday when my friend told me about you and I instantly knew that you were a live saver one of my fears can be very loud I won’t say it but you and your friends countered the loudness of my fear
"Best of 2020" Me: "Those Words is it even possible to put it in a sentence like that"
Yes this year has been a bunch of bangers
@@prestonlucy7205 tru
The whole" why would your resist a police officer?" "Why are you police officers?" "Because i blew up Malaysia " i didnt realize at first it was from Johnny test
I the original clip and thought it was fake but nope.
@@goldberg5024 what's the time stamp.
I thought it was camp camp at first and that was Max and just 2 random cops but then I realized it was from Johnny Test
@@THAGR8STEVIL it starts at 14:45
@@billyray4526 thanks king
I just want you to realize, Badger, I have rewatched each of your best of videos like 10 times each and I can almost recite them at this point. I'm not a major reason for the views on them, but I'm working on it.