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His sponsored videos are great tho Like they are funny and you hardly notice that they are sponsored
So true
Hella true
True
Yup
Who said fun can't be bought
The best part of videos are the messages at the end where badger insults us, enlightens us, or hits us right in the feels
“StAnD aNd UnFoLd YoUrSelF,” “LoNG LiVe ThE KiNg!”
Moar Bagel
agreed.
Just straight up, fuck u from badger, my fav
Hell yeah bruther
"2019, a year that could not have ended on a better note." A innocent, naive little badger.
It was a simpler time
A better time
@@thestarwolf3312 yup
Sentences said before tragedy .
I cringed when I heard him say it. ‘Twas a simpler time
RIP TwoMad. No matter your opinion on the man, it's sad to lose someone so young to such unfortunate circumstances.
By far my favorite part of this was heavenly saying how he just gets happy by seeing he made others happy. You made my day with that heavenly, Thank you.
“None of you are old enough to watch futurama” *sips slurm aggressively*
same here brother, missed that shit when they took it off netflix.
@@Beth-mp9ej I have hulu and Netflix so I’m chillin
@@justyouaveragehusky850 look at mr.middle class here affording two streaming subscriptions at the same time
@@seancruz9153 lmao
@@seancruz9153 okay sugar sandwich eater :^)
10:37 if u punch a chicken while ur hand is moving at mach 4.9, aerodynamic heating will cook the chicken upon impact
You would splatter the chicken all over the world but yeah, it works in theory
@CeeJay M if you can punch things at mach 4.9 you have different things to worry about
Time to train
pull a saitama on that b
At that speed, you would not _have_ a chicken
RIP Twomad.. 23 is no age to die.. no matter what
And this was the last time we were able to say “A year that could not have ended on a better note”
Reading this two years later… FUCK. That hurts.😅
"Its definitely moar of a romantic restuarant" "iTs A fUcKeN pOt Of CHEESE" Thats my favorite quote by far😂
"THERE IS NO BITCH OUT THERE THAT I'M TAKING TO THE MELTING POT"
ITS NOT JUST CHEESE, There’s a main course of various exotic meats! Bro Okay?
@@n0tsparky WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THE MEAT
33:33 for those wondering
@@romandrawsstuff No-one answer that question
Dude, even your worst is great. So chill out. You got to eat, so get yourself some sponsorships. Because if ya' starve, ya' can't provide me with my fix to my crippling video addiction.
The king of 3 am browsing
f a c x
Brothr zactly wa i was honna say everything was good and everything is good that bagr makes
We all gotta eat ravioli
I am the demigod of only "getting roughly an hour of sleep before enduring my 9-5 desk job.
Heavenly: I'm lactose intolerant. Also Heavenly: "eats a Dominos pizza while his teammate dies" Brother, I am chilled here. 1:40:46
Heavenly is just like me fr
RussianBadger's resolution, "it's done when it's one" and Markipliers "keep learning, there's somuch to lesrn from mistakes and past projects" mindsets Have helped me, and inspired me to further a project with my homies. No cap fr
i also love "A bullet has someone's name on it while a grenade is more to whom it may concern, well dear grid coordinates *fires artillery*"
*shells orphanage*
Bullets: Dear... Grenade: To whom it may concern... AP rounds: An urgent reminder... Aerial Bombardment: This is a public service announcement Nukes: This is an Imperial Decree
Time stamp?
@@director1336 not in this but I'm pretty sure it's in the far cry 5 video
@@Hoovy00 yeye
“THANOS IS HITTING THE WOAH ON THE ICE” also “ If physical energy can be converted into thermal energy, how hard to I have to punch a chicken to cook it”
How hard do you have to fuck it to light it on fire?
@@wavylahti5054 FTL at least
Vanessa Rich it would take in between 460 to 920 punches if it were a Olympic boxer
to be able to punch a chicken to cook it the punch would need to go over 375,000 mph,so i doubt you could do it without burning it or destroying your arm
@@lucasahumada6913 challenge accepted
hearing heavenly absolutely dying in the background during that clip at 25:32 was the best
0:11 I love how he just takes the lords the edges part out of context when the full message says that he has no illusions that he lords the edges
“Eating a pop tart is faster than reloading” I don’t think I have ever laughed so hard in my life
1:38:46
I would like this comment but it’s at 69 soooooo
@@fadefizzy6408 this is the way
"2019 a year that could not have ended on a better note!" well... that aged poorly
Oof
It pains me.
Sorry cant like man it's at 69
@@MyName-qv3eg i'm gonna ruin it
Fuckin facts
What a good year of content, just something fun and memorable about the old animations they had so much character.
The fact o rewatch your yearly recaps again and again every week shocks me because I usually can't sit through a movie. Idk what you do differently but it works, thanks for being here man. World couldn't have spun without you.
We dont mind the sponsored video
Bold of you to assume we're all middle schoolers who haven't seen futurama, badger. I may have the maturity of a five year old, but I assure you I'm old enough to wish suicide booths were real. Edit: also, tell heavenly this video made my day better
Smilez Thata This is by far the best comment I have ever seen
ya i would like to take on--- booth person: **shoots ya** fuck off asshole
Ok boomer
SHUT UP BABY, I KNOW IT
*Cracks open can* Liberal
A little late but all youre vids bring me joy though what I watch depends on my mood I greatly appreciate your content.
3 years late
I watched this every year since it came out as an anniversary of sort my favorite part was everything. I appreciate your hard work badger your videos always get a good laugh out of me
41:14 “StAnD aNd UnFoLd YoUrSelF,” “LoNG LiVe ThE KiNg!”
This is one of my favorite skullker moments.
SuPeR SCuFfEd
“BeCoMe As GoDs”
@@RyukoKiryuin510 A fellow Android of culture. :)
"HmMmmMMm" "HMMMMMmmmm"
“She’s saying it like a dyslexic” As a dyslexic... u rite
Timestamp: 17:07
Same here
Totally agree as a dyslexic
45:08 “Property Damage!!!” -Saxton Hale
Just watched this again in 2023. You're doing great my guy. Your crew is awesome. Your business model is spot on. Good for you for making all the right decisions. Best of luck for the future ❤
Seeing Badger shrink in fear at the kids t-posing in front of him was truly magnificent.
YES
You'd be pumped as a kid to get a photo like that with one of your favourite creators.
Fav moment: *starts eating pizza* “Did you bring enough for the whole stream?”
“Guess what M O T H E R F U C K E R.”
*starts pouring 5 gum out of sleeved*
you fucking bet i did you libtard
*starts pulling several thousand boxes of pizzas and several million bottles of vodka out of his arse*
Why was you storing them up there’s I store mine in my duffel bag shaped like the hostage
5:11 thanos hitting the woah 5:22 it’s my ex-wife karen! 6:02 do I aim for the head or the foot? 6:43 uwu bongo cat 6:50 balding racist 7:03 random crit noises 7:28 heavenly = spy kids thumb 9:40 fire a warning shot Patterson! 10:32 chicken punch 11:19 Florida man POV 11:55 Superman walk 13:04 the dumbass space program 13:57 *racks a shell* ready- 15:00 use code chungus 15:46 I would like to file a complaint! 18:29 S I L E N C E L I B E R A L 21:45 more uwu bongo cat 24:09 summoning jello 24:32 A S C E N D E D from eating 412 chicken nuggets 25:30 boneless pizza 28:29 uwu cat drones 29:36 well I can’t read! 29:48 heavenly as thanos 35:35 you should have aimed for my ball 37:48 skullker runs down a hallway while being a raw chicken 43:10 hear the boomer? 44:25 heavenly dunking on tanks then breaks his drywall 47:32 auto tuned hmm 50:23 sugar sandwiches & heel meals 1:03:15 hitting buckets
Thank you
21:45 what's the name of the video?
I love coming back to your channel and just binge watching it for like the 3rd time in a week
“Eating a pop tart is faster than reloading.”
Let's test that Edit: Eating a poptart is indeed faster than reloading
10:32 Yo, Jello, someone did the math for how fast to throw that haymaker at the chicken. Gotta swing at Mach 5 speeds, my guy!
MACH 5??!!!! That is over 1400MPH faster than the SR-71!!!! How loud do you have to yeet to get to that power?
@@police428 Yes.
That Is one of my most favorite moments of all time alone with Randel fucking dies!
Amazing. I never knew I needed to know this but I feel smarter
This is interesting
these videos brighten my day you are the funniest group of people ive ever seen and ill always enjoy youre videos every part was my favorite cause i love it all thank badger and the rest of you for being here its helped me thru a lot thank you
You all genuinely made my day. I enjoy and depend on a good laugh from you guys every single day.
41:14 he literally sounds like a tactical droid, its amazing
Tambor is a fool. Fire up the ship
Omg yes!
What vid is this from
vvkb😂,😂,,,mir ,,,die m mmMMM h
Fave moment: "PARTTERSON FIRE A WARNING SHOT" "but sir this is an m32 ROTARY GERNADE LAUNCHER" "ah potato, potato fire a warning shot"
There is no such thing as a warning shot
Even better version. PRIVATE, FIRE A WARNING SHOT! But sir, this is a Dreadnou- FIRE A WARNING SHOT GODAMMIT! *Proceeds to rack up a 189 kill game in Battlefield 1*
same
I have the .mp4 and im proud
"gernade"
Dude I just started watching your video an couple days ago in 2023 and binge watching all of them and their all bangers. I have not laughed so hard in my life. Your awesome
43:45 I"M FUCKING WHEEZING HOLY FUCK "My Pants Are down" LMFAOOO
fav part
"It's not just cheese! There's a main course of various exotic meats!" *"WHAT DO I DO WITH THE MEAT?"*
Grate it like cheese
Beat it
41:15 "Stand and unfold yourself. Long live the king!"
“Just *SoUnDs, SuPeR sCuFfEd”*
You want to go “doomslayer”
50:50 Them struggle meals growing up. Brings back so many memories. That sugar on white bread 👌
My second time watching this, and by far I love how diverse your content is
Badger: “None of you are old enough to watch Futurama to get it” Me: actively watching all of Futurama for the 4th time over
True doh
the qaurintene is strong with this one
Lmfao bruh get on my lvl I would be watching them for my 169th time today
indeed
RyX10 fourth? Those are rookie numbers
Badgers year compilation might as well be called "shitpost: the movie" "Shitpost 2: Electric boogaloo"
My man this year is gonna be the sequel *SHITPOST THE ELECTRIC BOOGALOO*
Haha I get it u related it to hermitcraft right????
Damn 49 badger videos in a year in 2019? We lucky to get 9 now lol
rewatching all of these every year is my favorite thing ever
"The space book says this is bad!" "W E L L I C A N ' T R E A D!!!" My favorite quote.
I feel like a joke would’ve been funnier if he wasn’t a chaplain and he was a librarian instead because we all know love school faced idiots can’t read anyway
W E L L I *C A N ' T R E A D*
Cinjin Horst JUST ROAST MY FLAMES, BRUH.
@@mastersergeantjojam8069 Yeah, but a Chaplain enforces the Codex, so really, either works.
Mully: you dumbass it says no entry Juicy: this sign can't stop me! because I can't read...
37:46 The turkey part is just pure gold, I had to sit and rewatch that part multiple times at like 1 AM in the mornin' just to fucking go to sleep
especially at 0.5x speed
all of your videos are BANGERS!!!! i watch these when ever im down in the dumps
One of the top moments for this year as far as your content is definitely 5v5 basketball convo
I think my favourite thing about Gears of War is that in one of the later games, there's a shed full of tomato plants, and if you shoot them all, you get an ear full about how they were Dom's tomatoes, and you've basically massacred the last of HIS tomatoes.
F tomatos
@@ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh6825 nice name
dom tomato moment
“There’s no fucking Home Depot’s around here “ Marcus gears of war 4
Don't mind me, just a collection of my favorite moments for me to come back to. 4:56 Randall fucking Dies 5:10 Thanos hits the woah 5:36 FUCK WHEAT 5:45 Chicago Gamers 6:23 Point and Click 6:34 I can put you in a Mansion 7:28 Thumb from Spykids/Black Lung 9:40 Warning Shot 13:57 Rapid Pumping 14:59: Use Code Chungus 15:31 Mix n’ Match 21:45: MISTOW BADJOW 24:00 Domino’s Math 28:46 Libreal Fart 29:04 Large Bucket, Large Soda 30:29 Solid Grid Coordinates 33:52 Mad Schlump 34:22 “Take what you need” 35:43 My big Ball 37:46 The Uncooked Turkey 41:05 War Facts 41:10 The Note of G 45:27 Fried Chicken Wednesday 47:31 HMmmMM 48:52 Meeting TwoMad 49:46: MOM- 50:17 German 52:32 Needa snack? 55:58 Ay bro I needa sip 56:16 Bager=Broke 57:54 My Religion 1:01:58 The Street Sweeper 1:02:17 Making fun of the Marines 1:03:44: Horaah, baby. 1:06:55 Damn, the river got em. 1:11:55 AH...AHH...AHHH 1:12:29 Tropical Horse Tranquilizers 1:14:31 Broken Spanish 1:17:48 Keep Dodging 1:20:40 R6S Tutorial. 1:22:30 Lemme get uhhh… 1:33:56 Binging with Obama 1:34:48 The French Coffee 1:35:03 Skyrim 1:37:13 CHOOT EM KEITH
Going to reply so i can come back to this
LOng LiVe ThE kInG
Lit
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The greatest moments if a bygone Era in badger's content. If only we could go back to this
"LoNg LiVe ThE kInG!" *wheezes into next year*
1:06:50 for some odd reason I lost my shit hearing grouse say “damn, the river got em.”
Must be the delivery.
Mother Nature be acting like a real bitch right here!!!
Same
Probably that base tho
*"Demi god"* is the proper way to describe chanka
A Demi god is below the title of God, you tryna insult our lord and saviour Chanka?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN DEMI?!?!
Fun Fact: Tachanka is not allowed to remove his armor, or helmet. If he does so, every woman on Earth, would immediately get 9 months pregnant.
Including myself.
I think mean the god of gods
all of the moments were my favorite, you're one of the only KZheadrs that consistently make me laugh (I know this is late but still)
im a few years late but i love the QUALITY of all ur videos
Same
Factual
Best moment: “It says we can’t do that in the codex...” “WELL I CAN’T READ!”
Daemonic Gerbil time please
29:35
Thanks
this codex can’t stop me because i can’t read
"2019, a year that could not have ended in a better note" COVID-19: Allow me to introduce myself.
Love this video como never gets old, just like the McDonald's ads I get despite working there for over a year lol
even after a year, "BIG HEADASS" still fucking kills me and i don't know why
Because COVID put are brains in a never-ending loop.
Badger: "2019 a year that could not have ended on a better note (...) " Covid-19: -Is born- Well Hello there!
We're off to a great start
Murder Hornets: General Corona!!!
@@manwithaplan5503 You are a bold one
True dat
@Israel Morales Covid was merely to Crimson Herald.
Honestly the thing where Heavenly's controller rumbles almost made me come to tears with laughter.
Coming back to watch this masterpiece.
watching at nearly the end of 2020, oh how we didn't know. twas a simpler time.
With each year that passes the more our race destroys it's self and the more we loose to think one day we will all be in our 50 and badger will haved moved on in life it brings tears to my eyes every good thing must come to an end
@@thejoker-zg2ku what a way to make me depressed in 5 seconds
@@thejoker-zg2ku Bold of you to assume they won't make being 50 years old illegal.
Mid of 2021, and holy hell things are going great compared to that time
I appreciate just how much of “Operation: Yoink The Declaration” is in this
literally can pick any part of this video and not find a dull moment
Honestly I can’t decide on a fav moment but the auto tune was pretty good and I’m glad your still going strong on KZhead you deserve it
10:32 "It wasn't that funny" That was the hardest I laughed in YEARS!!
and you can look up the guy who sorta got an answer... kzhead.info/sun/f6x_mNKmi4mDmoE/bejne.html
Fucking same 🤣
Why is it that Badger's Doc model looks psychotic than in-game?
It’s the eyes
@@colinhawley8050 Yup it's Archer's eyes from the animated show... Archer.
Dude like you are the only guy who i actually watch the sponsors because you are a good youruber and you have the best sponsors
I love you and your videos badger. I know this comment is super late but I go back and watch your videos all the time. Thank you for making me smile, something I don't do a lot of these days. Thank you.
Reused like, 3 clips badger JUNGE
jp2cool4u I love based badger it’s the best
Just had to get it over 1 hour for the ads, disgraceful.
SomeGenericMeme that’s a bruh moment for you
Am I the only person that knows what he said when he said junge Like no one doing german here Is boy
The Ned Flanders ninja defuse killed me. "Don't mind if I.... diddly do."
Do you know which video that is from? or was that from a stream?
@@WarDaddy2294 i think its warden whack
Bro it's 12:18 of the new year and I'm watching badger best of 2019 vid. What am I doing with life
10:33 The energy needed to cook a chicken can be estimated based on the energy required to raise the temperature of a chicken to a safe internal temperature for consumption, which is typically 165 degrees Fahrenheit (74 degrees Celsius). Suppose the chicken weighs 1 kg, and the specific heat capacity of chicken meat is similar to that of water, which is approximately 4186 Joules per kilogram per degree Celsius. So, if the chicken is initially at room temperature (20 degrees Celsius), we would need: Energy = mass * specific heat capacity * temperature change = 1 kg * 4186 J/(kg*C) * (74 - 20) C ≈ 225,000 J The kinetic energy of a punch can be calculated using the equation K.E. = 1/2 mv^2, where m is the mass and v is the velocity. The mass would be that of the fist, and the velocity would be the speed of the punch. Let’s say the mass of the fist is 0.5 kg, and we need to solve for v. Rearranging the equation for velocity, we get v = sqrt((2 * K.E.) / m). So the velocity needed for a punch to cook a chicken would be sqrt((2 * 225,000 J) / 0.5 kg), which is about 670 meters per second or about 1500 miles per hour.
“Roses are red, violets are blue, help me I’m wanted in four different states for thirteen accounts of home invasion from the year 2003 to the year 2006.”
wow you to thought I was the only one dame
Jordan Miles what
Soviet Bear yeah but it’s somehow funnier if it doesn’t rhyme
1:33:57 and 1:34:56 are my favourite moments, great Obama impression, and JELLO. IS. A. GOD. And also badger, all you’re content is so good, sponsored or unsponsored, story of a game/character or 100% funny juice, even games I don’t like I’ll still tune into your videos to watch, your charisma for KZhead is great, and I’m sure I speak for most people here, don’t stop doing what you’re doing, it’s working, thanks badger, you’re great
You forgot 37:50
Honestly yep
That's my favorite moment too, we need more Obama impressions
Everyone forgot 1:03:53
Holy Russian Empire Productions yes I did thanks for reminding me
I'm here from 2 days before 2022 ya have fun with the next 2 years badger
Hey... I came for the Warhammer memes but you stole my heart with that Futurama reference. You sir, are pure class.
"none of you are old enough to watch futurama" Me: *Cries in corner*
Sees youtooz responds in futurama "shutup and take my money"
"none of you are old enough to watch Futrurama." Cries in 32 years old.
this is your best work? it's fucking hilarious, thank you for this absolute gift
"2019 A year that could never have ended on a better note" that aged poorly
14:34 He a little confused, but he got the spirit.
Futurama is BEPIS
Better than bepis
@@pal1d1nl1ght BEPIS × 100,000,000
futurama is my favorite show out of every show i’ve watched i just love it
You not rong
The part with the robot showcase like it was apple “I burst out laughing every time it went from calm to chaos”
Badger's the kind of intellectual to choke on an artichoke and think that's supposed to happen.
Badger: "Payday 2 could have been a banger, but im doing those next year" Me: HOLY SHIT ITS HAPPENING
Fast forward to like a week ago when he posted pay day two
@@christophervargas305 And it was a BANGER
@@MaskOfLimbo an absolute BANGER indeed!!!
*we call this a difficulty tweak*
@@Mafira1071 *WOLOLOLO INTENSIFIES!*
It’s crazy to see the progression of the animation for this channel lol. I wish I discovered this channel earlier.
Heavenly you have been making my day since 2020 my brother. On God.
Never have I thought I would hear the words “Thanos is hitting the woah on the ice!”
Hey Badger, going to get real for a quick moment. You do what you need to. If we get a bunch of unsponsored videos, great. If we get a bunch of sponsored videos, still great. The fact is, with all the recent changes, making a decent living from KZhead has become a slog. You just look out for #1 (You). To be honest, I'm just here for the ride so I'm happy with wherever this bus takes me. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year's pal.
hi QC. oh yeah yeahhhhhhhh
As long as that bus is back in time cause Heavenly gotta take a nap
Jeez i need people like you on my channel
right now watching six hours of badgers content only and i'm watching all the way.
This is your best work man along with 2022 it's allmamaizingnkrrp up the g
"Do I aim for his head or his foot?" *CARE PACKAGE ON THE WAY* *THUNK AND CRUNCH* "AAaAaAaAAaaaaAAAHH!"