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• Morning Good Morning
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Putting your heart and soul into something you love and having nobody else watch it is the creator’s curse 😂
Damn did not expect to see you here man
its surprising to see you here
When ak 50
Dear god it does
Bro someone put your AK-50 prototype in New Vegas as a mod 😂😂
“Actively hates poor people” “Late night schlurpin” “**** shipping” HES TOO DANGEROUS TO BE LEFT ALIVE
I got in on that shit. I had cold feet on it but it's worth a shot!
hi
@@PumpyGT hi
kzhead.info/sun/hpWvorWlbp-plKc/bejne.html
POWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Me: How American are you? Badger: *literally uses bullets for scale referencing*
Time stamp?
2:08 here my guy
@@alleemroman7907 thx mate
The metric system: measures with centimeters The imperial system: measures with inches The American system: measures with bullets
Bro he used a fucking Five-Seven round too, that shit is mad expensive.
I think I’ve finally nailed down the energy Badger and his crew radiate, it’s the Penguins from Madagascar if someone made a GTA game with them as the main characters
That is THE tagline. Add ‘if they multiplied’ in there and you nailed it.
Skulker: Kaboom? Badger: Yes, Skulker, “Kaboom”.
So true
Does that make Skulker Rico? And Heavenly is Kowalski?
@@adiwakoski3380 ur god damn right it does
I keep remembering that because of his mocap suit, badger is genuinely standing there in his room doing all the movements for his videos. And It just makes me giggle all the time
It's also the reason his uploads are months apart
@@Channel-Red yeah because he needs to get footage Edit it Act out the things that the people who relate to the audio(do that multiple times) Put models over top of the acts Edit it all together Check it multiple times to make sure it works And finally fix any errors
Let's not forget that before he decided to use SFM shortcuts for ragdolls he was acting out the ragdolls himself and causing himself *actual health issues*
He actually moves like the anime kid
Is it truely that bad to fall over?
"What caliber does a BAR shoot?" "30.06" "What?" The sheer incredulity in his voice
Lol
He literally did not believe it
Ww2 guns were rated to take down the Nazi T Rex’s
Gotta love Badger terms "Is it pricey?" "it hates poor people"
Shiiiiit, is it made by H&K?
This is literally just that 10-15 second intro badger has in every video to get us hyped but its 42 minutes and i love it
Same it’s so good
"Jedi's can block lasers? Ok, have fun with this buckshot." Is my favourite quote, that shit so funny
And it's canon.
“Executed a bunch of Ewoks with a 1911.” I can’t breathe, that shits perfect.
The only thing ewoks deserve tbh
@@italianspaghett4359 "Those damn build-a-bear belong on a cross."
“What did you get for Christmas?” “I got a pony. What about you?” *”I got a 42 minute long shitpost.”*
As god intended
It was a glorious shitpost
YES
@@AdamAdam-ne8ui *As the founding fathers intended
I got free gamer supps
Still love how heavenly as jotaro in l4d2 yells for jolyne... really shows he is cultured
9:09 Remember that time badger shoved "Yeehaw chucklefucks" into someone's subconscious?
This man actually got “fuck shipping” to be a code. His powers are unmatched
WITH EVERY PATCH I GROW STRONGER!
I had to test it myself and can confirm his power is unmatched
Yeah I got my first ever sample pack for free through the code
He’s to dangerous to be left dead.
I know right! I got free shipping on the free sample when normally it would be a lot because I’m in Australia
This man is a national treasure, and has had me rolling on the floor EVERY TIME. Here's to another year of Guacamole Gamer Fart 9000, SWAWS, and putting Master Chief in the soda!
A national treasure, just like Ronald Reagan and Ronald McDonald.
Also whippin' the foreign, but can't whip no Beetle. *Fart Reverb*
Wait, don’t you mean he’s… a certified hood classic?
Reach video is the best video he has made yet, as good as the new vegas video was, reach video represents everything I love about badger and his friends, whilst paying homage to my favourite halo campaign (not controversial, fuck you and fuck armor lock)
@@hyliandoctor more like a national villan like Ronald Regan and Ronald McDonald
21:27 can't stop laughing at this part!
7:28 timing is everything
7:36 ronald mcdonald vs Legate Lanius
"theres no way a 40 minute video will make me laugh every second" Badger: 'OBSERVE.'
It's even more impressive that it still kills me after I've seen all of this stuff! Hilarious every time.
I’m I sick if I didn’t laugh for 30 minutes
Same i love it to
Literally facts it doesn’t even matter what the play it’s just the best thing I see every day always the best laugh ever😂
I love this shit posting so much
31:28 the little "im scared" made me pause my game go back and rewatch it
im scared
That "can I fucking help you?" at 14:41 is hilarious as fuck.
had to reloop this shit 17 times, lose my shit every time + saved to gallery to use later
Seeing my Endor SFM pack in the beginning was a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one haha
Fuckin' A, that's awesome
thanks dawg it really did me a solid when that death stranding map glitched out in SFM
A crossover episode!
Wait what about Death Stranding?
fucker better play halo infinite even if he dont know wtf going on
The way he changed from animating his characters to being the characters is just flawless
What restaurant do you come from?
@@subira8518 KFC 242 E 14th St, New York, NY 10003, United States
You either make the animation or you live long enough to see yourself become the animation
@@subira8518 1570 NE Division St, Gresham, OR 97030 popeyes
16:42 Holy CRAP was this funny XD The combination of goofy sound effects and just sheer randomness had me friggin' DYING X'D
I love this guy to death, the editing is great and videos are worth waiting a month But what blows my mind is hes called RussianBadger, Hes a Canadian, talks and hangs out with his friends like a American about guns and explosives, and speaks German "MR Worldwide"
“Jedi can block lasers, okay have fun with this buckshot” Still probably my favourite joke from this channel
Jedi proceeds to block buckshot with lightsaber. Buckshot disintegrates upon impact with lightsaber blade.
@@keeganguyer5237 Buckshot tends to spread with more distance meaning jedi would still get hurt, cause sure they have good reflexes... but they can't block 60-70 little pellets and would hurt
They can just Matrix stop it with the force tho
@@fericas3237 probably
Yeah, but then they need to concentrate on that and not blocking with the lightsaber, which opens up other ways for the Mandalorian to hit them with things.
"It's literally the coolest thing I've ever worn, but it actively hates poor people" is such a phenomenal quote
Quite *ACTIVELY* hates poor people
@@dolger4308 This implies the suit can just get round by itself and goes to poor people to fuck em over
@@trashmann1081 it scans their net worth and throws them across the block if it ain’t high enough
@@CC-tl3zs "Poor person detected. Lethal force engaged."
21:03 *AAAAAGH!!!* Nailed it
ill always love how genuinely offended badger sounds when they kill the rat in halo reach
I still love the shocked “WHAT?!?” when one of the guys was told that a BAR shoots .30-06 always makes me chuckle
"It's literally a full auto m1 garand" -Grouse, 2021
I like to imagine that conversation actually happened at one point during WWII.
Probably my favorite line from any Badger video this year.
Also, if anyone wants to head straight to the line it’s 4:06
@@trashmann1081 What makes it even funnier is that the BAR came first (1918). The Garand wasn't adopted untill 1936.
Glad this came out when it did. Finished a exam and my brain cells are zooming, this dumbs them down enough to be chill. Thank you badger for everything you do.
Hope you did good for the exam!
@Cruz dude i literally just finished an exam myself biology sucks asssss, man what a coincidence
My exams today were a disaster, some kids did not get into the test for an hour
Bruh i got exams on Thursday and friday
Bruh same had exam yesterday and tomorrow. I hate math.
I don't think I have ever laughed as hard as at 39:10.
40:10 absolutely legendary moment
I love how badger keeps it real. He has money, he bought a $30000 mocap suit, but he knows we helped and he’s truly grateful for it
Heavenly: we’ll land this Badger: I don’t think we will *dies on impact*
I mean they did land, it was just that it was a crash landing
they landed it though. Surviving's another equation entirely.
38:16
@@ethanguest3438 "another happy landing"
Landing is the main goal, but survive? That's something else
22:38 my favorite badger moment of all time
This has now surpassed my record for most amount of swear words inside of subtitles it was able to get nine in a row pretty impressive good job
Badger literally has the most infectious laugh. All the love
I laugh exactly like him now
Badgers videos are kinda like the“Round Meal”because I simply open em and enjoy.
Another person for Grouse’s list
Yes
this also implies that women literally cant watch the videos because they just have a fucking stroke
So does badger boil in bag for us?
real question : is this even good ? i'm fuckin' curious about.
6:15 Nearly killed me. I laughed until I blacked out.
That's how good it was
*EEH-*
9:52 Heavenly has that laugh that will fill the empty void in your soul
Man nothing's more satisfying than seeing an upload and hearing Badger's voice immediately
ong
ON GOD
Honestly
And free gamer sups
Man I wish I had PayPal that way I could give myself some free samples lol Badgers the king of endorsements I should have known 😂
Badger is my biggest inspiration fr I watch these videos over and over
Hi
Ay it’s mah boi Hunter
Isn't he every youtuber like you and me's inspiration?
They put the master chief in the soda
Nah its definitely mr pit
Thank you for giving me a scale comparison to .45 ACP, now I know exactly how much energy I get with my purchase 🙏🙏🤙
4:12 the movement for that is incredibly well animated
gotta get me a mocap suit
The berd is here let us bask in his presence
OH SHIT OH FUCK OH NO
I can already see it 3D BERD
Bers
i really need to see berd in mocap
“Ohio is literally a rural bar fight of a state”, never before have I been so offended but something I 100% agree with
I live in Ohio This is 100% true
I've lived in Ohio most of my life and this is 100% true and I hate that
Bitch have you seen texas it’s fuckin crazy down here
@@YourMom-gf6de Texas isn't a part of this conversation so why in the world did you bring it up?
Cuz it’s true this shit happens in texas a lot
38:29 Did he just do a 360° entry with da Warthog? Dafuk!?
27:19 hits so hard. The four videos just hit so hard
This has been what, 11 years and counting? Christ, Badger has been on this platform longer than a good chunk of his viewers have been *alive*
God how tf are people not of age, shits weird
Not 18? Liver rights provoked. If you're not old enough to have seen a V1 fly trough the sky in person what are you even doing here
I like to imagine that Badger just has bullets lying around that he uses to measure shit, "Oh hot damn, that's a good 27 .45 ACP tall!"
Seems American to me...
Americans can, have, and will continue to use any form of measurement besides the metric system
I’m honestly more impressed by the fact that he has the p90’s caliber of 5.7
12:19. How Mandalorian should have ended.
the frame the gunshot at 0:30 hit my router stoped working and my phone froze lmao
The greatest Badger line from this year: "Winston Churchhill throwing up Crip outside the Reichstag"
@@Necronmage I meant it as being from a Badger video but I DO THINK Grouse said it
Yeah that shit had me dead when I saw that in the original video, still makes me laugh everytime 🤣
Can we just talk about the really under appreciated fact that Badger can emote with what his friends are saying so well while he’s wearing that mo-cap suit that I honestly thought that they were each acting it out as they said a joke.
It's so true though. I swear they're all on the same stupidity wavelength😂
They all share the same brain cell.
@@Burger_Nun the same LAST brain cell*
9:08 "Yeehaw, chucklenuts."
I love Badger’s content, and I like when he sings. I dunno why, but gives me major happy chemicals. Overall, huge kudos, dude, you inspire me to work hard.
This feels like that “I’ve been flashbanged by words” line from the halo video except for 45 minutes
“I’m not gonna go into a sales pitch,” *proceeds into a sales pitch*, fuck I love badger
That fuck shipping code got me
You sir, just made one of the funniest videos I've ever seen in my entire life, many thanks for the incredible year you and your friends keep entertaining us for the past years mate! Cheers!
I'm waiting for the 2022 recap so badly
Dude, you're everything that KZhead hates, but everything we love
He is our Lord and Savior of the KZhead Algorithim, Bless us these times of shit and studity in your name we pray SWAWS
@@americasass3674 in badgers name swaws
FACTSSSSS
S W A W S is S W A W S backwards. lol
In badgers name SWAWS
Comparing this to 2019, you've definitely come a long way. There is no amount of words or thank you's that we can give you to repay for all the funny gags and bits you have put on the table, and even if we're to edgy for Ubisoft, we are truly thankful for you :) Merry Chrimas, and happy new year!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
@@AkumatashikiRen "My face is my shield"
Clout chaser
Goobisoft
@@Jack-cz5su ?
3:35 Solution for EVERY PROBLEM
42 minutes of comical moments that gave me stiches 😂 one in a million badger ! Loving the content here’s to 2022 being better !
Last year ‘Best of Badger’: 1 hr and 15 min of 9/10 content This year ‘Best of Badger’: 42 min of 12/10 content
further proof of quality over quantity
“Its evolving, just backwards” Fr tho, badgers content is great
mestrr chmbeef is onm da soder
@@grey2753 dey putt da mafter chef en der sodar
@@foreignbread dey puda msftir chiff amn do smoder
@@grey2753 de putd msfr chiih een di sdoder
2021 was a rough year for me with 3 surgeries then Open Heart Surgery but your videos kept a smile on my face the whole time, so thank you Badger
"Remember that you're the greatest" that's honestly something i really needed to hear. Thanks Badger
When I go to work in a Navy Shipyard, standing at muster surrounded by my shipmates and I say a badger quote and have at LEAST a quarter of the people chuckle and/or finish it, that's how you know you something special badger. Love you and all the homies
I got the 69th like 👍
I was playing ONWARD VR and one of the guys on my team made a Badger joke. I did a complete double take.
@@PhoenixT70 which joke?
@@ghostedemu3252 I do not remember, but it was one of the better bits.
my site is the same way
Heavenly’s last stand in Left 4 Dead 2 is legendary! “C’mere Chompski! We are leaving!”
When the doom music kicks in
“On your feet, soldier! We are leaving!”
I love tha he knew who joylene befor the anime part 6
I still find it funny that the entire situation could be a *legitimate canon event* given Jojo’s ridiculousness.
“GET THIS BETA SHIT OFF ME!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!”
Can’t wait to see the 2022 recap.
Finally had the time to watch this. Absolute great year for Badge
i feel like badger could do an animated skit show and that'd basically fund him for more awesome animation stuff
Love how Badger occasionally reminds us how degenerates like us belong on a cross.
I’m so glad you always drop a Christmas 100% funny juice video badger.
"Oh, what, your submarine sank and, uhhhh, left you to drown in saltwater?" ...oh man, that aged super well.
that transition between talking about your life to talking about your energy drink was smooth as hell badger
Honestly, I've had a terrible year. My mother passed away in September and my life hasn't been the same since, and Badger, your content has been one of the things keeping me afloat emotionally, just 10-20 minutes of laughing nonstop, and that's everything I needed. This video has been for me, the final gift to an otherwise terrible year.
Sorry for your loss. Keep going bud, things should get better from now, and I hope you enjoyed this man’s 42 minutes and 4 seconds of pure art.
my condolences i hope things get better for you homie good luck
Sorry for your loss my friend
These past couple of years have been hard for everyone to be honest. Just stick in there man, there will always be good days and bad days. You just have to know when to differentiate between them.
My Great Grandmother passed away 7 days before her 90th in June, I found out in August, so you aren’t alone man, may our loved ones Rest In Peace.
THIS MAN DESERVES TO BE MONITIZED CAUSE HE SO FUNNY
thanks for making it so long i love just watching a continuous stream of hilariousness XD God bless bro
One thing I can say about Russian Badger, since I first began watching him about three years ago, he's done nothing but improve. Sure his videos are spaced out, but that's the beauty of it. Quality over quantity. Not many channels I know can consistency improve over time. Russian Badger is a diamond in the rough.
I started watching his videos in 2016 and I agree 100%, his videos are always improving and I love watching them. I still love going back and watching his old videos on BFH and BF4
Honestly the only other creator out there that I enjoy as much as him is soviet womble
@@ningamario3918 He just needs to fix his upload schedule.
I've been watching Badger since he was just a Battlefield 3 youtuber. But that was in the before time, in the long, long ago.
I'm pretty new. Discovered him from his Fallout New Vegas video and binged on his stuff afterwards. Wish I discovered his genius sooner. Looking forward to what he has planned for 2022.
its been a hell of a year for badger time to watch this while eating my round meal 😋
I will be eating a lean cuisine and enjoying this
no way bro
It is such a shame that Round Meal doesn’t actually exist.
But…..it feeds three MEN.
Badger in 2021: "GGF9000 is good, it's not perfect tho." Badger now: "EVERY WATER SOURCE MUST BE REPLACED WITH GGF9000!!!"
I’m ngl I’m still going back through ALL OF THESE BEST OF VIDEOS they are amazing!!
Mickey being in the Among Us costume and saying "I'm alive, bitch" made me laugh so hard my depression was thanos snapped (No for real that made my flipping day)
@Gravestone999 9:05
What video is that from?
@@ryanlegends3596 Left for dead 2
Badger comparing the Gamersupps spoon’s size to bullet cartridges is the most TheRussianBadger thing i’ve ever seen
Yes.
Breathes in deeply, exhale, America
For some reason his videos create a good story within the video and now with snippets of different video clips put together creates an even better story
Badger's New Vegas video was the first one I watched, and I fell in love immediately. I could breeze through those 41 minutes again and again and it would never get old. Now, he's one of my all time favourite creators, and his videos are some of the funniest things I've ever seen.
I envy this mans ability to have this much fun and laugh when he dies in multiplayer games.
"Im playing the white class with the mg42" "Precisely, now you need to fight that ethnically diverse group of rebels" this is why grouse and badger are like my top 2 of the Badger friend group tierlist
Despite being against racism, Badger’s jokes are hilarious as hell
@@ForzaMonkey jokes about racism are ok to laugh at, for instance look at how dumb the sneering imperialist perk interactions with characters are in NV, nothing screams "wow he seriously hates them" just "thats actually kinda funny"
10:58 i genuinely quote this whenever my friends do something stupid, its amazing
At 36:50 i got flashbanged because it was at full brightness in the dark. LMFAO😂
"dey put da mamstre ciehf en de soadr" The energy in that quote is embodied in every single one of your videos. Thank you, Badger. Keep up the great work! Also at 2:10 did u get a 5.7 bro? Hella sick
Same dude, I saw that and new he was richer then 90% of the population, that shit is hard to find and expensive.
No, he picked up a glock 17
@@retro.mp4558 at the current moment only Ruger and Sig Sauer make a pistol in 5.7 x 28 so he had to get either another one from the 17
Badger in every moment of editing: *Reality can be whatever I want it to be*
7:35 GABAGOOL
Genuinely love this guy's videos
I’m tempted to think that Badger unironically has a swimsuit Zero-Two on one of his GamerSupp cups.
GamerCupps
Badger: Gets demonitized and age restricted for shooting ewoks Also Badger: Proceeds to shoot another ewok Edit:This doin numbers
them ewoks wont shoot themselves
That's the spirit now lets kill some ewoks
@@ThunderbirdAnthares Do Ewoks feel extreme amount of pain? *Lets find out*
@@loginnathaneugh9412 god I hope so
I want to be hitler but to the Ewoks
Love you badger! Keep doing whatcha do
The Mocap suit is downright the greatest choice of 2021