SWAWS | Totally Accurate Battlegrounds

2021 ж. 11 Қаз.
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  • Thank you for making us sound less boring 🙌

    @LandFallGames@LandFallGames2 жыл бұрын
    • hello landfall

      @oscarbowman4664@oscarbowman46642 жыл бұрын
    • Yo landfall yall need to make more tabs cartoons

      @potatojohnny3898@potatojohnny38982 жыл бұрын
    • Na yall aren't boring

      @dcisking1033@dcisking10332 жыл бұрын
    • Thx for the Xbox update but it crashes a lot but it’s cool keep it up more updates ok Tabs is good

      @raefiggemeier3362@raefiggemeier33622 жыл бұрын
    • landfall why did batman fuck up my father

      @MooseMolestr@MooseMolestr2 жыл бұрын
  • he was right about otis

    @Berd@Berd2 жыл бұрын
    • He's always right

      @tdab3883@tdab38832 жыл бұрын
    • Why are you here

      @jesselbtw@jesselbtw2 жыл бұрын
    • @@jesselbtw berd can't watch some epic KZhead content?

      @Bob-rt3dk@Bob-rt3dk2 жыл бұрын
    • Agreed.

      @0_range_hat@0_range_hat2 жыл бұрын
    • Always was.

      @Iamnotaspy.@Iamnotaspy.2 жыл бұрын
  • …He deadass did the whole ”Money” segment so he could say ”It's not always about the money Spiderman.” I fucking love Badger.

    @Benthino@Benthino2 жыл бұрын
    • Goddamn you beat me to it my friend

      @Firomus@Firomus2 жыл бұрын
    • Its about the METS BABY LET'S GO METS!

      @daniyarsadykov3385@daniyarsadykov33852 жыл бұрын
    • That's kinda gay bro (joke)

      @REDSPARTAN-bo1oj@REDSPARTAN-bo1oj2 жыл бұрын
    • It’s not about the money; it’s about sending a message.

      @Otterdisappointment@Otterdisappointment2 жыл бұрын
    • The bots really be going in full force, huh

      @johngun4377@johngun43772 жыл бұрын
  • "This was in the manual. Eisenhower said it. How many World Wars did you win?" Gotta be one of my favorite lines in history 😂

    @tallstar513@tallstar513 Жыл бұрын
    • when he sead that i was like "I won all wars" NOW am like "I DID nt SEE you in ANY of the wars"

      @istvantriber4476@istvantriber44768 ай бұрын
    • ​@@istvantriber4476 R/IHadAStroke

      @Calibri_S@Calibri_SАй бұрын
    • ​@@istvantriber4476 Your writing is worse than the flu, a1dz, and cancer combined

      @Eye_Of_Odin978@Eye_Of_Odin978Ай бұрын
  • Actually funny story from today, my mom is very much my personal watch over, so I had to eventually explain to her what tabg was. Of course through that, badger was brought up. Now, my mom loves knowing what I like, she basically knows me better than I do, and at one point she made me show her a couple of badgers' videos. Of course I didn't think much of it and went along. BIG MISTAKE. By the time we reached the end of the third video, my mom noticed something, badger's engagement ring. What is the first thing she says? "Wait he's married?" And thinking nothing of it I go yeah! YOU KNOW WHAT SHE SAID? "That poor woman..." What the actual Costco carp fountain fuck.

    @aqua_melonnn6297@aqua_melonnn629711 ай бұрын
    • Mothers can be brutally honest sometimes, just means she loves ya, right?

      @yagamil46@yagamil468 ай бұрын
    • hopefully!

      @aqua_melonnn6297@aqua_melonnn62978 ай бұрын
    • My grandmother used to do this, but duckduckgo and a restraining order solved that

      @JohnDoe12345.@JohnDoe12345.8 ай бұрын
    • What the actual Costco carp fountain fuck

      @tossmangrenade1400@tossmangrenade14008 ай бұрын
    • the end of this is amazing

      @foxicecube@foxicecube8 ай бұрын
  • "SWAWS!" - Old Klingon Proverb

    @RenegadesReact@RenegadesReact2 жыл бұрын
    • Ew a reaction group

      @elflordyt6830@elflordyt68302 жыл бұрын
    • "SWAWS!"

      @Dante-tt4nt@Dante-tt4nt2 жыл бұрын
    • @@elflordyt6830 That's not nice

      @kulda_1819@kulda_18192 жыл бұрын
    • @@elflordyt6830 ikr? I hate when a group of people laugh at something they enjoy

      @ILikeSoda229@ILikeSoda2292 жыл бұрын
    • My first time finding you guys in the comments

      @johnlukecolley5543@johnlukecolley55432 жыл бұрын
  • “It’s not about the money Spider-Man it’s about becoming a crocodile” - Badger probably

    @imakira21@imakira212 жыл бұрын
    • Why do think that green goblin is saying that

      @skeletonlord5255@skeletonlord52552 жыл бұрын
    • @@skeletonlord5255 "It ain't about the green! It about the GOBLIN, Spider-Man!"

      @StealthTheFoxz@StealthTheFoxz2 жыл бұрын
    • It’s about the Mets babeeee

      @brendanrobb5642@brendanrobb56422 жыл бұрын
    • “But I don’t want to cure cancer! I want to turn people into dinosaurs!”

      @ASquared544@ASquared5442 жыл бұрын
    • Get a home run, let’s go Mets.

      @hasanbaalbaki4453@hasanbaalbaki44532 жыл бұрын
  • The story of getting in the game, as told on 2fort without textures.

    @spectacledman@spectacledman Жыл бұрын
    • Beat me to it

      @coleb4934@coleb4934 Жыл бұрын
    • I’m a moron I knew I recognized it from somewhere

      @verdantvagrant7353@verdantvagrant7353 Жыл бұрын
    • Now if only Badger could play TF 2 ....

      @timeforgottenprince8271@timeforgottenprince8271 Жыл бұрын
  • 11:35) oh my heavens I nearly choked on my damn Cheez-Its no matter how many times I watch that it will never not be funny just the way the character leans in with the text pop up of “Joe Mama” is flawless

    @Choujifangirl@Choujifangirl Жыл бұрын
    • Dawg you made spill my milk from Nami

      @anime_milkers@anime_milkers Жыл бұрын
    • Chokeed from whater what the fuck ps I'm fine

      @ericmilan@ericmilan Жыл бұрын
    • that's a good moment but for me it's "You've heard of elf on a shelf but have you ever heard of Croco with a glocko." 🤣 5:24

      @roycouch802@roycouch802 Жыл бұрын
    • @@roycouch802 I agree, that’s good one

      @Choujifangirl@Choujifangirl Жыл бұрын
  • 6 months ago: "I'm playing with a TABG asset." now: "I *am* a TABG asset."

    @Mikudude1billion@Mikudude1billion2 жыл бұрын
    • He has become the very thing he sought to destroy

      @coolgreenbug7551@coolgreenbug75512 жыл бұрын
    • 6 months later: "I am TABG"

      @EcHoDuDeMaN@EcHoDuDeMaN2 жыл бұрын
    • @@EcHoDuDeMaN Totally Accurate Badgergrounds.

      @StealthTheFoxz@StealthTheFoxz2 жыл бұрын
    • @@StealthTheFoxz I don't know if I hate it or love it

      @EcHoDuDeMaN@EcHoDuDeMaN2 жыл бұрын
  • "It's not always about the money, Spiderman, i just wanted the word SWAWS in a videogame" is the peak bajur quote.

    @cpa4able@cpa4able2 жыл бұрын
    • Followed by massive amounts of doubt.

      @dean.jaffer212@dean.jaffer2122 жыл бұрын
    • It’s not about the money It’s about sending a message

      @penguinsrockrgr8yt216@penguinsrockrgr8yt2162 жыл бұрын
    • Spiderman be spitting facts tho

      @kgamer1715@kgamer17152 жыл бұрын
    • Its about the mets baby

      @DrillsVAL@DrillsVAL2 жыл бұрын
  • 17:11 You have alerted the horde

    @LaKingLuck@LaKingLuck Жыл бұрын
    • *insert zombie screams*

      @The_whales@The_whales Жыл бұрын
    • *sick ass beat*

      @livekazumareaction@livekazumareaction Жыл бұрын
  • 4:22 the way badger just chills around the crocodile tells he’s from Florida

    @MMMeteor192@MMMeteor19211 ай бұрын
    • Hes canadian alshtually

      @mateorios1636@mateorios1636Ай бұрын
    • This makes sense, the most patriotic Americans tend to be Canadian. ​@mateorios1636

      @GnohmPolaeon.B.OniShartz@GnohmPolaeon.B.OniShartz8 күн бұрын
  • They turned Badger into an alligator, funniest thing I’ve ever seen

    @jackegan6003@jackegan60032 жыл бұрын
    • Tabs is just drunken rainbow six siege

      @soldiertroy.8754@soldiertroy.87542 жыл бұрын
    • Cornel, they turned him into a alligator. Its the funniest shit I've ever seen.

      @bushi3412@bushi34122 жыл бұрын
    • It’s the funniest shit I’ve ever seen

      @africanamericanbear3085@africanamericanbear30852 жыл бұрын
    • Swas

      @rextheslyfox@rextheslyfox2 жыл бұрын
    • Perish

      @garyroosel8870@garyroosel88702 жыл бұрын
  • 3:19 *suddenly become a history channel

    @dzakihanifa640@dzakihanifa640 Жыл бұрын
    • Is that an issue?

      @The-Ink-Dragon97@The-Ink-Dragon972 ай бұрын
  • 13:47 man i need a version of "4 Non Blondes - What's Up" but with that sample

    @cyantasks7129@cyantasks7129 Жыл бұрын
  • "Glock 17 makes sense because it has 17 rounds" *flashback to Zach's Gun Rants*

    @Hysterically_Accurate@Hysterically_Accurate2 жыл бұрын
    • Ah, nice to see another viewer of mikeburnfire on here

      @CW-xn1ot@CW-xn1ot2 жыл бұрын
    • I’ve been looking for the infinite “that’s not right” comments

      @kaizon7177@kaizon71772 жыл бұрын
    • *screams in gun nerd*

      @couriersix2549@couriersix25492 жыл бұрын
    • The more holes the better the gun!

      @FAL_Enthusiast@FAL_Enthusiast2 жыл бұрын
    • I won't be happy till they add the pancore jackhammer

      @apiatkowski7183@apiatkowski71832 жыл бұрын
  • It's beautiful how TABG can be more enjoyable than most Battle Royales.

    @LonelySandwich@LonelySandwich2 жыл бұрын
    • It goes back to basics with a dev team that's just focused on dumb fun, connected to a playerbase that thinks the same way. Bare bones monetization for a free-to-play also helps.

      @GothicSoldier9000@GothicSoldier90002 жыл бұрын
    • It's 'da funni sanvich man

      @brothercharanus1927@brothercharanus19272 жыл бұрын
    • selling point: Battle royale.. but ragdoll???

      @defaultdance4727@defaultdance47272 жыл бұрын
    • No...mostly yes.

      @Iamnotaspy.@Iamnotaspy.2 жыл бұрын
    • Y emen

      @f.b.i9871@f.b.i98712 жыл бұрын
  • “Can I fucking help you?” Killed me

    @UnknownUser-uf6mo@UnknownUser-uf6mo Жыл бұрын
  • Badger is the only person that can title a video “SWAWS” and it be good.

    @tkittyvixxi@tkittyvixxi11 ай бұрын
  • "Gatorland is the closest that earth will get to heaven" As a floridian, that is correct

    @7Comic7mischief7@7Comic7mischief72 жыл бұрын
    • as a canadian, all I can say is we think entering flordia without someone slower than you is a death wish, we also think you guys are crazy, no offence intended

      @themrlupo3591@themrlupo35912 жыл бұрын
    • @@themrlupo3591 we are bro

      @jkl5901@jkl59012 жыл бұрын
    • @@themrlupo3591 oh no we are absolutly bat shit insane XD oh and dont worry, we keep the gaters in the backyards only

      @lechking941@lechking9412 жыл бұрын
    • @@lechking941 so you also keep wild animals in your back yards, people who live in the forrest in canada keep bears

      @themrlupo3591@themrlupo35912 жыл бұрын
    • @@jkl5901 LOL

      @themrlupo3591@themrlupo35912 жыл бұрын
  • "They're older than fucking TREES" Congrats, Badger; I can officially say that I laughed out loud!

    @calebrobbins6406@calebrobbins64062 жыл бұрын
    • Imagine surviving at least two mass extinctions and being so afraid of a sea panda that you zip your ass down a full fuckin mile to avoid being anywhere in the same postal code as it

      @aganaom1712@aganaom17122 жыл бұрын
    • @@aganaom1712 unfortunately that sea panda is a stupid smart and the definition of 99 strength and a 99 intelligence build

      @adastial2104@adastial21042 жыл бұрын
    • @@adastial2104 oh I'm well aware. Orcas go out of their way to bully sharks almost more so than basically all other ocean life

      @aganaom1712@aganaom17122 жыл бұрын
    • @@aganaom1712 It baffles me that they are recorded to kill sharks and eat JUST the liver. They're pretty much dolphins that hacked natures source code to make themselves op.

      @josephuribe4305@josephuribe43052 жыл бұрын
    • @@josephuribe4305 if it make you feel better humpbacks hate orcas so much they will go out of their way to fight them to save other animals from them.

      @samwilson7044@samwilson70442 жыл бұрын
  • I feel that Grouse would actually make a great Dallas voiceover in Payday 2

    @devinrekrafted6791@devinrekrafted6791 Жыл бұрын
  • "Crocco with a glocko" beautiful

    @thedrifter1904@thedrifter1904 Жыл бұрын
  • Pros: Badger is getting better at animating Cons: Badger is getting better at animating

    @painfulsnare@painfulsnare2 жыл бұрын
    • Pros: Badger is getting more popular Cons: Badger only gets more powerful

      @yuumibook9619@yuumibook96192 жыл бұрын
    • LOL

      @themrlupo3591@themrlupo35912 жыл бұрын
    • Yes

      @eMpTy12189@eMpTy121892 жыл бұрын
    • The fact that hed using a mocap suit is even better but its worse for my mental health and my sides due to how they arr splitting from laughing so hard and the longet i watch his shit the stupider i become

      @gojizard704@gojizard7042 жыл бұрын
    • It’s all just an elaborate scheme, everybody knows that Badger is a government drone.

      @painfulsnare@painfulsnare2 жыл бұрын
  • Name: Russian Badger Pfp: Seal Interests: Sharks TABG Skin: Crocodile this man is an enigma

    @unauthorized_thing@unauthorized_thing2 жыл бұрын
    • Current status: BALLIN'

      @absurddive@absurddive2 жыл бұрын
    • @@absurddive SCP Status: Pickle

      @rynemcgriffin1752@rynemcgriffin17522 жыл бұрын
    • Speaks GERMAN.

      @drybonesstudios5654@drybonesstudios56542 жыл бұрын
    • No. This man is a scalie.

      @samshapira8295@samshapira82952 жыл бұрын
    • Name: Russian Badger Species: *American Human*

      @Crimson_Sun2486@Crimson_Sun24862 жыл бұрын
  • 11:47 never thought I see the day where I see a cannon look so small

    @codyhamilton7636@codyhamilton7636 Жыл бұрын
  • 13:51 Seeing the gator hold a sword I immediately thought “mess with the gator, you get the saber”

    @edgyizanami783@edgyizanami7836 ай бұрын
  • Flashback to when Badger said: "Anything's possible if we bully him enough" And here we are...

    @ChiakiChTT@ChiakiChTT2 жыл бұрын
    • 2020 and he's STILL in games HOW DOES HE DO IT?

      @reapergaming7680@reapergaming76802 жыл бұрын
  • For anyone who finds Glock’s model numbers confusing, they are based on patent numbers. The glock 17 was Gaston Glock’s 17th patent, the glock 18 was his 18th patent, the glock 19 was his 19th patent, so on and so forth. This of course begs the question: what were his first 16 patents? The answer: 16 different designs for shower curtain rings.

    @ShitfuckMuhGee@ShitfuckMuhGee2 жыл бұрын
    • This liberal needs to be sent to the shadow realm for committing a war crime in sweden

      @EcHoDuDeMaN@EcHoDuDeMaN2 жыл бұрын
    • I was so mad at badger for that shit.

      @eliassaari2454@eliassaari24542 жыл бұрын
    • How does one go from 16 different shower curtain ring designs, to one of the most successful handguns ever? Just how.

      @ragnarokstravius2074@ragnarokstravius20742 жыл бұрын
    • @@ragnarokstravius2074 Austria was looking for a new weapon for the military and Gaston Glock was just like "Yo this polymer shit is pretty neat, what if we just made a gun for funsies?"

      @FrozenPyro@FrozenPyro2 жыл бұрын
    • @@ragnarokstravius2074 answer? Well... Let's just say there's a reason Glock still has the "Explosive Tupperware" sterotype.

      @Gundrium@Gundrium2 жыл бұрын
  • That 2008 housing market crash killed me faster than my boomer ain't killed the housing market.

    @unoriginal2552@unoriginal2552 Жыл бұрын
  • best badger quote yet "so if you've ever complained that Jurassic park isn't a real thing it is a real thing its just not called Jurassic park its called Florida"

    @Watermelon_cat112@Watermelon_cat112 Жыл бұрын
  • This is the most cursed series on Badger’s channel and I fucking love it.

    @novembervoid.2768@novembervoid.27682 жыл бұрын
    • and the best

      @heapgamer3658@heapgamer36582 жыл бұрын
    • Same

      @Erin-2008@Erin-20082 жыл бұрын
    • its more than cursed, its more blursed (sort of)

      @spaghetti_rookie@spaghetti_rookie2 жыл бұрын
    • Same

      @Jumpy-xv7gk@Jumpy-xv7gk2 жыл бұрын
    • Most serious game in the world

      @brother-xj1ft@brother-xj1ft2 жыл бұрын
  • These travis Scott jokes aged like wine

    @pimpslayer4259@pimpslayer42592 жыл бұрын
    • My thoughts exactly

      @boogiewugie@boogiewugie2 жыл бұрын
    • There it is, I came back looking for a comment like this XD

      @DagmaleronMC@DagmaleronMC2 жыл бұрын
    • @@trueegypt6952 dam i can't breath Neither could they

      @worried019story8@worried019story82 жыл бұрын
    • Yo how tf did you make this comment 12 days ago have more likes than my 1 month ago comment? Please teach me your ways

      @TwinBlades1@TwinBlades12 жыл бұрын
    • @@trueegypt6952 oof

      @WTFisTingispingis@WTFisTingispingis2 жыл бұрын
  • This is the singular video that has convinced me to try this game

    @richyofthevillagers@richyofthevillagers Жыл бұрын
  • 5:28 Crocco with a gloko had me dying😂

    @Coolboimaybe@Coolboimaybe Жыл бұрын
  • He turned himself into an alligator pickle, funniest shit I’ve ever seen.

    @bravepigster@bravepigster2 жыл бұрын
    • agreed

      @jimp2845@jimp28452 жыл бұрын
    • Alligickle

      @maxihaxi9787@maxihaxi97872 жыл бұрын
    • Florida

      @hio.hinomaru21@hio.hinomaru212 жыл бұрын
    • Isn't that just pickle Kapkan?

      @Gojimon630@Gojimon6302 жыл бұрын
    • 🤣🤣🤣🤣

      @princesslightning5447@princesslightning54472 жыл бұрын
  • I absolutely love the fact that badger is constantly changing his model every video, but Grouse is permanently Dallas from Payday™

    @cottoneyejoesfm@cottoneyejoesfm2 жыл бұрын
    • and heavenly is permanently a cacodemon

      @deadmau3000@deadmau30002 жыл бұрын
    • I'm pretty sure because that's what they wanted to be known as also grouse can do a good Dallas voice

      @maskplayer60@maskplayer602 жыл бұрын
    • ™️

      @enderrplayz4138@enderrplayz41382 жыл бұрын
    • @@deadmau3000 he is either cacodemon or as doom guy, those are the only things I’ve seen him as

      @tannerbauserman5757@tannerbauserman57572 жыл бұрын
    • @@maskplayer60 AHHHHHHHH I NEED A MEDIC BAG

      @shaneh1872@shaneh18722 жыл бұрын
  • 6:38 Imagine you’re just playing this game, and then you get fucking obliterated by SCOOB and the gang.

    @adamthelegend8652@adamthelegend8652 Жыл бұрын
  • why can i now just imagine with the russianbadger voice pack "enemy. man, 300 meters, north, fast, fast, fast

    @razorwolf2758@razorwolf2758 Жыл бұрын
    • Yes

      @dravendarkplays9607@dravendarkplays9607 Жыл бұрын
  • Badger has reached a point where his shitposting has begun to generate it's own gravitation influence that has begun to suck in everything surrounding it, only growing in density and range the longer it goes on. I fear the Badger blackhole may soon extend it's event horizon of shitposting beyond our puny cultural sphere, engulfing all of human inter-personal communication and our identity as a species.

    @yaboi5893@yaboi58932 жыл бұрын
    • Let’s just hope it's result is better for the community.

      @pramusetyakanca1552@pramusetyakanca15522 жыл бұрын
    • Gotta make some shitposts to help don’t we?

      @callsign_whitefox5146@callsign_whitefox51462 жыл бұрын
    • I'm already regularly dropping Rus'yam Bagger Bagetti references and slang at work, so like, I think that's already begun lol. I'm getting co workers and customers in on it too.

      @Mygg_Jeager@Mygg_Jeager2 жыл бұрын
    • Why does this sound so crazy but scientifically possible?🤣

      @mikedicewrites@mikedicewrites2 жыл бұрын
    • Long time later Shitpost will be that huge the earth will around this then sun

      @theteleportedbread8803@theteleportedbread88032 жыл бұрын
  • “Sharks don’t exist on land” Land-shark beer: *cries silently in the corner*

    @FiftyCharacters@FiftyCharacters2 жыл бұрын
    • There are sharks on land. They're called loan sharks.

      @R_Caine@R_Caine2 жыл бұрын
    • Epaulette Shark: "What about me?"

      @andyfriederichsen@andyfriederichsen2 жыл бұрын
    • @Putri Saja No.

      @andyfriederichsen@andyfriederichsen2 жыл бұрын
    • kzhead.info/sun/lbZso66Sm32hgGg/bejne.html

      @samuelgwiyo9508@samuelgwiyo95082 жыл бұрын
    • Lemonshark: *walks away depressed*

      @Ze_N00B@Ze_N00B2 жыл бұрын
  • 4:05 fucking hilarious. This is one of my favorites. Always giggle at it

    @oniadapt@oniadapt Жыл бұрын
  • 9:22 you can turn off the alarm on your car depending on the make and model so an Altima I think you had to hold the in lock and trunk button

    @Emmanuel_60200nine@Emmanuel_60200nine7 ай бұрын
  • I own a flintlock pistol for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four crocos with glockos break into my house, As a grab my flintlock pistol and SWAWS voice pack, I blow a SWAWS sized hole through the first croco, it's dead on the spot. I draw my blunderbuss on the second croco, but it doesn't miss, because...it's a blunderbuss... I have to resort to the literal handheld cannon mounted at the top of the stairs, loaded with grapeshot. Two more crocos are killed in the volley, and the blast sets off a thermonuclear warhead. I then ask the homies to rate my drip while waiting for the Police to arrive. Ah, just as the founding fathers intended.

    @Lord_eBatts@Lord_eBatts2 жыл бұрын
    • The amount of Russian badger you’d have to watch to make this meme. Lmao dude that’s actually pretty good.

      @Durgieboy@Durgieboy2 жыл бұрын
    • Not bad doge, not bad.

      @SnifferSock@SnifferSock2 жыл бұрын
    • Take my like

      @Blob69@Blob692 жыл бұрын
    • A beautiful remix of the home defense bit

      @billylynn9758@billylynn97582 жыл бұрын
    • Not yet

      @geoevo-007@geoevo-0072 жыл бұрын
  • the sheer imagination that Badger is dancing alone, without music in his room, wrapped in his MoCap suit, is sad and hilarious at the same time

    @NSpencer4783@NSpencer47832 жыл бұрын
    • gets paid in propietary dlc

      @AremStefaniaK@AremStefaniaK2 жыл бұрын
  • I can only imagine the literal chaos with Badger’s voice line pack when someone buys it. 😂😂😂

    @DarkPredator_67_92@DarkPredator_67_9210 ай бұрын
  • 0:17-0:23 is the only reason I have watched this at least 10 times, this is my favorite video for when I’m sad lol

    @amynikira9216@amynikira9216 Жыл бұрын
  • This glorified shitpost of a game was 100% made for Badger

    @TBVG@TBVG2 жыл бұрын
    • Facts bro, facts

      @Void_Ghost_Beelz@Void_Ghost_Beelz2 жыл бұрын
  • Just so everyone knows, Glocks are numbered after their patent: not their caliber or mag capacity. The fact that the Glock 17 has 17 rounds is just serendipity.

    @Bigfoot42794@Bigfoot427942 жыл бұрын
    • The fact that the Glock 45 isn't naturally chambered in .45 is the opposite of serendipity.

      @GolgariGymBro@GolgariGymBro2 жыл бұрын
    • @@GolgariGymBro it's like a bad version of "who's on first", there's the 44 and the 22 and the 45 and the 38 and none of them are in the correct caliber, so plinking with a 44 and home defense with a 22 make sense.

      @bonogiamboni4830@bonogiamboni48302 жыл бұрын
    • Was just about to say

      @neolegend65@neolegend652 жыл бұрын
    • Thank god someone knows

      @manydany3342@manydany33422 жыл бұрын
    • Remember when glock release glock 44 people excited that it would be chambered in .44 mag and it was released in .22 lr. Yeah

      @yeetguy4635@yeetguy46352 жыл бұрын
  • I'm just saying safety off on da flintlock 10:55

    @fadeaway2957@fadeaway29578 ай бұрын
  • 7:03 was awesome

    @minetieplays2092@minetieplays2092 Жыл бұрын
  • "who sees trash, and is like imma eat that" me: looking at my dog

    @warcraftdevil4593@warcraftdevil45932 жыл бұрын
    • My best friend's girlfriend be like

      @notwise9455@notwise94552 жыл бұрын
    • yesn't

      @willlavine1105@willlavine11052 жыл бұрын
    • Me: In line at Taco Bell.

      @SirMattomaton@SirMattomaton2 жыл бұрын
  • I like how badger’s at the point in his career where he’s effectively monetized internet shitposting using alternative means; yet still has to play KZhead flappy bird just right in order to keep his ads lol

    @NEDewey@NEDewey2 жыл бұрын
    • That goes to show how much of a fuckin mess KZhead is now with youtube kids and the whole ad-pocalypse thing which seems to be 1 long apocalypse tbh

      @wooloob6275@wooloob62752 жыл бұрын
    • @@wooloob6275 KZhead has been fucked for as long as I've known it. If it isn't advertising it's copyright, if it isn't copyright then it's content policing and censorhsip. One thing right after a-fucking-nother. It's ridiculous.

      @NightmareBlade10@NightmareBlade102 жыл бұрын
    • Wow THAT COMMIT IS AMAZING

      @ppfunny2159@ppfunny21592 жыл бұрын
    • These comments are based. Been watching KZhead at it's golden age. I've been disappointed sense 2017.

      @Butter_Warrior99@Butter_Warrior992 жыл бұрын
    • These comments are based. Been watching KZhead at it's golden age. I've been disappointed sense 2017.

      @Butter_Warrior99@Butter_Warrior992 жыл бұрын
  • It’s crazy how it has already been 2 years, time flies by and it brings memories Funny vid 😂 👍

    @TheKidWithPr0blems@TheKidWithPr0blems3 ай бұрын
  • I love this entire channel So many nights binge watching, and I’ve rewatched A LOT and im always laughing

    @mattyman051@mattyman0512 ай бұрын
  • everybody talking about tabg: “the guns are so unrealistic-“ badger: *pumps blunderbuss with malicious intent*

    @Anonymous-wj1el@Anonymous-wj1el2 жыл бұрын
    • *loads handcannon with malicious intent*

      @FatalHog@FatalHog2 жыл бұрын
    • *proceeds to fire blunderbuss 3 times in a row because of that one buff, thus becoming a human space program*

      @exodusblack5455@exodusblack54552 жыл бұрын
    • Looks like ur being banned to the shadow realm Jimbo

      @charliebernhardt410@charliebernhardt4102 жыл бұрын
    • Wait Pumps a blunderbuss?

      @igoregarza3941@igoregarza39412 жыл бұрын
    • That's immediately what I thought when I saw him pump the blunderbust

      @eatafox4313@eatafox43132 жыл бұрын
  • I was really hoping for his crying baby seal to be his character skin but a gator is still meme worthy. Also, I really love the fact that Badger is also a fellow animal enthusiast.

    @issacmartinez6452@issacmartinez64522 жыл бұрын
    • s e t o r

      @terrarian7910@terrarian79102 жыл бұрын
  • If I remember correctly, glock branding is based on when it was made, it atarted out with 17 because it was Gaston Glock's seventeenth invention

    @noneofurbuisness657@noneofurbuisness6579 ай бұрын
  • When badger said "you’ve heard of elf on a shelf but have you heard of croco with a glocko" got me

    @artists_and_dragons@artists_and_dragons9 күн бұрын
  • Oh my god, you literally made the people at Opera GX realize TABG was free even though it has been for months. They just added it to the free games list

    @retroguts@retroguts2 жыл бұрын
    • yoo didnt notice thanks!

      @raivismierins3550@raivismierins35502 жыл бұрын
    • 🤣😂🤣😂

      @cortezboose446@cortezboose4462 жыл бұрын
    • Well, not on xbox

      @yodavanckart@yodavanckart2 жыл бұрын
    • I like how badger is basically controlling game developers to add things in games! We the people need a crocodile shark hybrid skin in the Halo games! …or……every game!!!

      @justaclone2825@justaclone28252 жыл бұрын
    • @@yodavanckart tabg isnt on xbox though...

      @neonsun9536@neonsun95362 жыл бұрын
  • “Crocco with a glocko is a viable strategy” What about crocco with a glockinator?

    @nicolepowell7891@nicolepowell78912 жыл бұрын
    • Crocinator with a glockinator

      @sauce903@sauce9032 жыл бұрын
    • don't you mean crocconator with a glockonator

      @DR-564@DR-5642 жыл бұрын
    • We don't need to give the crocodiles *glockinators* , the already have Glocks. Yes I'm talking about the ones in florida

      @Haunted2077@Haunted20772 жыл бұрын
    • @@Haunted2077 Jurassic Park look'n different

      @tysonvienneau1830@tysonvienneau18302 жыл бұрын
    • Master has presented dobby with a glock

      @Riograndeserepublic@Riograndeserepublic2 жыл бұрын
  • Badger is the whole reason I installed this game and for the fun I’ve had on it I must thank him

    @mightymouseblogs7387@mightymouseblogs7387 Жыл бұрын
  • the fact that badger doesnt know how the numbering system for glocks works is funny to me

    @vault18starplayerandenclav8@vault18starplayerandenclav8 Жыл бұрын
  • Glocks are named after their patent number by the way, for people who wanted to know the fact that the Glock 17 holds 17 rounds is a happy coincidence EDIT: jeez, this comment did kind of good. I got that fact from Ahoy's Guns in Video Games series, look it up on KZhead with Ahoy Glock 17

    @magvel7250@magvel72502 жыл бұрын
    • lol if the naming was based on the capacity glock 43s would be a lot more common lol

      @manfail7469@manfail74692 жыл бұрын
    • Did you watch Zachs gun rants?

      @tytyzap335@tytyzap3352 жыл бұрын
    • A coincidence that all glock fans appreciate

      @thelazykitty2463@thelazykitty24632 жыл бұрын
    • Literally commented this & deleted it after seeing you commented it.

      @FunDipFobs@FunDipFobs2 жыл бұрын
    • Thank you

      @rogue-561@rogue-5612 жыл бұрын
  • 2:47 Badger made an entire skit just for a "It's not always about the money, Spider-Man" joke. *This is high quality content*

    @bryanmangual5735@bryanmangual57352 жыл бұрын
    • And 10 seconds before that, he referenced the “Dotson”” scene from Jurassic park!

      @anthonycolby8424@anthonycolby8424 Жыл бұрын
    • Bruh

      @brittanyhilliard6051@brittanyhilliard6051 Жыл бұрын
    • IT'S ABOUT THE METS

      @airbridge2400@airbridge2400 Жыл бұрын
    • ​@@airbridge2400LETS GET A HOMERUN BABY

      @The_Spectacular_Spider-Brock@The_Spectacular_Spider-Brock Жыл бұрын
    • @@The_Spectacular_Spider-Brock WOO METS LOVE THE METS

      @banjomanperson@banjomanperson Жыл бұрын
  • "Who sees trash and is like, imma eat that?" Anyone who's ever gone to McDonald's my dude

    @shadow_leaf7965@shadow_leaf7965 Жыл бұрын
  • Wow. Badger did what every Spider-Man Villain couldn't do. Cap Spider-Man....over money. And in all fairness, Spidy did have a point.....why do I hear clicks and racking metal sounds?

    @Qardo@Qardo Жыл бұрын
  • “Why do I use my power to put SWAWS in a game?” Because you are the only one we trust to get the job done

    @dnowling6915@dnowling69152 жыл бұрын
  • They turned badger into a voice line, funniest shit I’ve ever seen.

    @romansa0922@romansa09222 жыл бұрын
    • Grouse... Grouse... Wake up grouse we need to make a tabs video, (drinks guacamole gamer fart)

      @Omorihandle@Omorihandle2 жыл бұрын
    • Fuk sorry, i mean, 11:04

      @krosskreut3463@krosskreut34632 жыл бұрын
    • Dey put da budger in da gem

      @recruitlegionary5552@recruitlegionary55522 жыл бұрын
  • Love how the first 6 minutes of the video are 6 minutes of non stop advertising

    @ZombieTeube@ZombieTeube Жыл бұрын
  • Landfall should make a story game that’s a war between the wobbly military, with badger as a character that says swaws randomly, and has a stroke while saying like Mr Crocker from fairly oddparents

    @flackodin9596@flackodin95962 ай бұрын
  • 12:22 "I feel like I'm sitting at the airsofters lunch table right now." As someone with a friend that had an airsoft group in my high school, I know how he feels.

    @K1ngSc0ut24@K1ngSc0ut242 жыл бұрын
    • Me and my only friend are those kids

      @Real_Mick3y6@Real_Mick3y62 жыл бұрын
    • What does it feel like? I never hanged out with people who play airsoft, let alone played with airsoft guns.

      @RoyalGriffin.@RoyalGriffin.2 жыл бұрын
    • @@RoyalGriffin. It's like we're the quiet kids, except we actually have our own gear.

      @Real_Mick3y6@Real_Mick3y62 жыл бұрын
    • @@Real_Mick3y6 oh.

      @RoyalGriffin.@RoyalGriffin.2 жыл бұрын
    • Hehe I’m an airsofter hehe

      @delta-31@delta-31 Жыл бұрын
  • For a brief moment, I thought Badger was going to say “it’s not always about the money, Spider-Man. It’s about the Mets baby”

    @backinnam9696@backinnam96962 жыл бұрын
    • Love the mets whoo mets cmon homerun baby love the mets

      @hugonorgren1118@hugonorgren11182 жыл бұрын
  • Lol the bit at 9:05 sounds so dope if it were true ngl.

    @williamhutchins479@williamhutchins4799 ай бұрын
  • As a Floridian myself, I can say with full impunity that the only places in this environmental state that don’t look like a freaking swamp are our cities like Tallahassee and Orlando (the city I live near as a mof), but everything else? Personally, most of the communities in here I know of have a backyard that is 70% swamp-like, and yet I still don’t got gators…only snapping turtles, ducks, and cranes lol

    @SebDa125thGojiGamer@SebDa125thGojiGamer5 ай бұрын
  • “It’s not about the money, Spider-Man... ITS ABOUT THE METS BABY”

    @warrenbasinger2066@warrenbasinger20662 жыл бұрын
    • Love da Mets!!

      @duckman8657@duckman86572 жыл бұрын
    • Geta home run!

      @roamandread1451@roamandread14512 жыл бұрын
    • Alright baybee lets gooo

      @206Minotaur@206Minotaur2 жыл бұрын
    • What is this meme? Mr wooosh over here needs some context

      @taylorlynn2522@taylorlynn25222 жыл бұрын
    • @@taylorlynn2522 look up king pen and Spider-Man “it’s about the Mets” meme there has now been a transformer one and several others

      @warrenbasinger2066@warrenbasinger20662 жыл бұрын
  • Badger: "Like you're gonna do a drive by with a BAR" Clyde Barrow: "Am I a joke to you?"

    @bengunderman5382@bengunderman53822 жыл бұрын
    • OH NO LOL

      @epstiljim1024@epstiljim10242 жыл бұрын
    • It's also kind of funny that a BAR was also one of the weapons they used to kill Bonnie and Clyde. I mean you could just buy them off the shelf back then.

      @camerongunn7906@camerongunn79062 жыл бұрын
    • I am the BAR god and I speak for the rifles

      @gunnarthefeisty@gunnarthefeisty2 жыл бұрын
    • @@gunnarthefeisty "BAR is trash" - FG42 Gang

      @bengunderman5382@bengunderman53822 жыл бұрын
    • @@bengunderman5382 random whitename with no knowledge of the lore

      @gunnarthefeisty@gunnarthefeisty2 жыл бұрын
  • I swear I wouldn’t be able to watch the videos as long and as intently I do if the CGI and sound effects weren’t here Love your videos man, Happy New Years 🧡🧡🧡

    @zoecant2167@zoecant2167 Жыл бұрын
  • "Do you know how tight sharks are?" -therussianbadger

    @margaretwatkins5267@margaretwatkins52676 ай бұрын
  • I wholeheartedly believe that if we could harness energy from a person character, Badger could power a small town in Russia for at least fifty years.

    @justasaddlemaker2996@justasaddlemaker29962 жыл бұрын
    • what about ohio

      @shadowdragon2730@shadowdragon27302 жыл бұрын
    • @@shadowdragon2730 It’s literally a rural bar fight of a state.

      @justasaddlemaker2996@justasaddlemaker29962 жыл бұрын
    • what about Africa

      @ApolloVice09@ApolloVice092 жыл бұрын
    • @@ApolloVice09 it is quite possible

      @justasaddlemaker2996@justasaddlemaker29962 жыл бұрын
    • Or power all of Florida for 2.54 seconds.

      @alexredwood9988@alexredwood99882 жыл бұрын
  • “It’s not always about the money Spider-Man” The question is, is it about the Mets?

    @thatkid8022@thatkid80222 жыл бұрын
    • Hell yeah baby love the mets alright let's gooo get a homerun baby love the mets let's go mets

      @Nestix_the_stupid_one@Nestix_the_stupid_one2 жыл бұрын
  • 15:16 Pull up: TERRAIN Pull up: Terrain

    @Randomperson-qm3ge@Randomperson-qm3ge Жыл бұрын
  • crocko with a glocko was hilarious

    @thekumbhkarnkarykram2321@thekumbhkarnkarykram23215 ай бұрын
  • Fun fact: similar to badger, a crocodile will wait in the water for their prey to start drinking, and then they just yoink them. Exactly like badger does with money

    @bokker3623@bokker36232 жыл бұрын
    • O o o o h

      @thechargentarge1341@thechargentarge13412 жыл бұрын
    • my gawd

      @PensPen209@PensPen2092 жыл бұрын
    • At last... an ACTUAL FUN FACT.

      @nodeloliver6201@nodeloliver62012 жыл бұрын
  • “It’s not always about the money Spider-Man” I was really scared it was gonna be about the Mets for a second

    @lonemadrhino2391@lonemadrhino23912 жыл бұрын
    • I thought he was gonna burn the money

      @alternative7586@alternative75862 жыл бұрын
    • It’s about the Mets baby the mets

      @theswag9477@theswag94772 жыл бұрын
    • It's about the Mets baby love the Mets ok baby lets go get a homerun love the Mets

      @janoschsuchy4628@janoschsuchy46282 жыл бұрын
    • Lets go Mets

      @Liam-fd4uh@Liam-fd4uh2 жыл бұрын
  • 3:17 Oh, I'm fully aware Badger, that's why I love 'em

    @Monsterboy2341@Monsterboy234110 ай бұрын
  • As a Floridian person, who was born in Florida, I can agree that Florida is called Jurassic Park, and that we are America’s Australia.

    @RandomDutyExo@RandomDutyExoАй бұрын
  • Not gonna lie, I’d watch a 10 minute video of Badger arguing with himself using motion capture.

    @fallentitan9811@fallentitan98112 жыл бұрын
    • Yes I would fucking loveee that

      @thecringecreator5936@thecringecreator59362 жыл бұрын
  • I literally cannot express my gratitude that this man exists. If my day is ever abysmal, I can always look up to these videos, with badger and his friend group being-just themselves. Makes my day infinitely better. If you make em, I’ll keep watching them! Thanks!

    @Bloodshed_Silence@Bloodshed_Silence2 ай бұрын
  • "Who sees garbage and saids, I'm gonna eat that." Said the American

    @calebmatheson7975@calebmatheson79759 ай бұрын
  • Fun fact: the “turtule” you see at 4:16 is actually a Herman’s tortoise. They live in the dry deserts of Asia, are sweet tempered and love watermelons!

    @spacepug8950@spacepug89502 жыл бұрын
    • Thanks for the fact!

      @diemandtheanimatronicwolf@diemandtheanimatronicwolf2 жыл бұрын
    • Any plastic over there?

      @dotexe8870@dotexe88702 жыл бұрын
    • @@dotexe8870 we are humans of course the got to be some plastic there

      @spacepug8950@spacepug89502 жыл бұрын
    • @@spacepug8950 tru

      @dotexe8870@dotexe88702 жыл бұрын
    • Tortoises eating watermelon sounds amazing I would watch hours of that

      @theovereditedarena5672@theovereditedarena56722 жыл бұрын
  • Badger: "You've heard about 'elf on a shelf', but have you heard of-" Me: "Crock with a glock!..." Badger: "...Crock'o with a glock'o." Me: "... ... Are you shitting me..."

    @DoubleK0802@DoubleK08022 жыл бұрын
    • That was actually kinda close, honestly.

      @Bakuganluver23@Bakuganluver232 жыл бұрын
    • Doggo with the stabbo!

      @Cloudsanin@Cloudsanin2 жыл бұрын
    • Elf on a penny

      @_x9407@_x94072 жыл бұрын
    • Best of kzhead.info/tools/AokQ1YjDaHhZt9tE9iia9Q.html

      @redtube0156@redtube01562 жыл бұрын
    • Alternatively he could have requested an octopus skin, because Glocktopus

      @bookreaderman6715@bookreaderman67152 жыл бұрын
  • You've heard of Croco with a Glocko but have you ever heard of Scooby rollin a dooby?

    @ReddDimensional@ReddDimensional Жыл бұрын
  • its 3 in the morning, and watching this guy was just so hilarious; could not stop laughing

    @BilalKhwaja-in2cb@BilalKhwaja-in2cb Жыл бұрын
  • I'm kinda annoyed that badger didn't add the part where Saltigue wrecked him in the final battle by launching him out of bounds just when Badger was about to one hit kill Saltigue with his Axe.

    @renatoalvisto8791@renatoalvisto87912 жыл бұрын
    • What is the time stamp on the stream?

      @markman6105@markman61052 жыл бұрын
    • @@markman6105 wanna know too

      @thesupernoob2780@thesupernoob27802 жыл бұрын
    • where is the sauce

      @kurddles416@kurddles4162 жыл бұрын
    • @@kurddles416 No no, where is the swaws

      @VideoViewer8247@VideoViewer82472 жыл бұрын
  • “They’re actually kind people but making it sound dramatic makes it less boring” Me when I talk about my boss

    @lordofkebs5463@lordofkebs54632 жыл бұрын
    • Best of kzhead.info/tools/AokQ1YjDaHhZt9tE9iia9Q.html

      @redtube0156@redtube01562 жыл бұрын
  • That's what I love about TheRussianBadger. If I get up to use the bathroom, the topic goes from "florida man bad at conversion skills" to "shaggy starts a thermonuclear war"😂😂

    @Animefan-1@Animefan-16 ай бұрын
  • As a Floridian, and I’m being for real, I can confirm Florida is America’s Australia’s by the amount of big crocodiles we have.

    @RandomDutyExo@RandomDutyExoАй бұрын
  • Bajur: "I wanted a shark suit" Me: "*cries in Clarence*"

    @lucki-monkhi@lucki-monkhi2 жыл бұрын
    • Yeah, what every happened to Clarence?

      @egomania2792@egomania27922 жыл бұрын
    • @@egomania2792 the irs got him

      @mrjosh2025@mrjosh20252 жыл бұрын
    • Whom?

      @Mygg_Jeager@Mygg_Jeager2 жыл бұрын
    • @Ryerye Keeley The stuffed shark that was featured on Bajur's videos a few years back

      @lucki-monkhi@lucki-monkhi2 жыл бұрын
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