This Was A Massive Failure

2024 ж. 25 Сәу.
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  • He bullied the creators of TESLA out of ownership, not invented

    @jimblesunown8944@jimblesunown894419 күн бұрын
    • It was a hostile corporate takeover, something very common in Elons resume.

      @borissand3891@borissand389119 күн бұрын
    • ​@@borissand3891he didnt do anything for spacex either. He just owns it

      @jennalove6755@jennalove675519 күн бұрын
    • Typical youtuber misinformation, (i believe them)

      @jarenpocopio6033@jarenpocopio603319 күн бұрын
    • Everyone loves to say he invented Tesla, as if that statement is correct in any kind of way

      @Chineseisntalanguageapparently@Chineseisntalanguageapparently19 күн бұрын
    • Boohoo

      @tlr5519@tlr551919 күн бұрын
  • He didn’t invent Tesla nor does he own it. He is an investor that owns stock in Tesla

    @catfood1788@catfood178819 күн бұрын
    • ​@@claudecmcdonald he is not a co founder of Tesla

      @borissand3891@borissand389119 күн бұрын
    • ​@@claudecmcdonald He wasn't necessarily a co-founder, Elon Musk simply bought his way into the company. What the original founders of Tesla said was, Elon Musk simply thought up of the idea of charging ports, specifically made only for Tesla. Basically, Tesla cars can't roll up to any random gas station for electric cars, they have to have charging ports exclusively for Tesla cars. Eventually though, Elon Musk invested so much money into Tesla, he could kick the original founders out of the board, making him the sole CEO. He tried changing history in the early days to make himself appear as a co-founder, when that is not the case. Especially if anyone can do a simple google search and see how he pretty much forced his way into being a CEO.

      @acat4215@acat421519 күн бұрын
    • @@claudecmcdonald he’s the ceo cause he owns a lot of stock and is on the board he was just an early investor. Tesla was founded by 2 other guys

      @catfood1788@catfood178819 күн бұрын
    • Also it was with his daddies slave emerald mine money

      @NerdyHillbilly@NerdyHillbilly19 күн бұрын
    • ​@@NerdyHillbilly emeralds like minecraft?

      @bunnyventi@bunnyventi19 күн бұрын
  • Person who buys $500 PS5 shirt is the exact target demographic of the Cybertruck.

    @TheLaLeeee@TheLaLeeee19 күн бұрын
    • especially if they commission fat furry art...

      @bunnyventi@bunnyventi19 күн бұрын
    • God damnit don't remind me of that one union art that got commissioned

      @injuringflea727yeet@injuringflea727yeet19 күн бұрын
    • Literally, I shouldn't have been surprised Pyro said he'd still buy a Tesla, he's their dream consumer.

      @voigto@voigto18 күн бұрын
    • Pyro literary turning into a person whom he made fun of. He has been playing it as irony since these 1-2 years and its getting evident he has become that

      @biosavat9475@biosavat947518 күн бұрын
    • i'm sorry, how much?

      @cluckendip@cluckendip17 күн бұрын
  • fun fact about the stainless steel plating: because it has no paint coating on it, some people whove bought one have experienced the actual body of the car rusting within less than a week of buying one, and the cleaning instructions tell you so many things you cant do that basically the only way you can clean it is to regularly wipe down the entire car with window cleaner in a shaded room. yes, thats right, as it turns out the paint coating that every single other car in the world comes with *isn't* just for looks, but actually to preserve the car's chassis.

    @DolusVulpes@DolusVulpes19 күн бұрын
    • Its to the point you need to put those full body stickers(don't know what they're called) if you really do like the truck and want to preserve it. Because it'll stain under most normal conditions and rust. Its genuinely awful.

      @astupidlylongnamethatstoolong@astupidlylongnamethatstoolong18 күн бұрын
    • @@astupidlylongnamethatstoolongvinyl wrap

      @BlazingKhioneus@BlazingKhioneus18 күн бұрын
    • I have never seen amateur engineering like this, god. Even the most uneducated builder who installs your patio or balcony equipment knows that metal will need waterproof coatings and protection.

      @SM-oc4rc@SM-oc4rc14 күн бұрын
    • Stainless is stainLESS. Doesn't mean it won't rust. Case and point is abuse you're Stainless sink and see what happens.

      @hackaboom@hackaboom13 күн бұрын
    • @@hackaboom well that's because rust technically isn't a stain, it's the metal itself

      @DolusVulpes@DolusVulpes13 күн бұрын
  • the Cybertruck does not meet the requirements to be legal in the UK and EU, you literally cannot drive one of these anywhere in Europe

    @anonymoose219@anonymoose21919 күн бұрын
    • Yeah I was thinking that man a car that heavy wouldnt count as a car in my country wtf? Like you'd have to get actual truck license.

      @JustMardus@JustMardus19 күн бұрын
    • Geh laws

      @Boomtendo4tw@Boomtendo4tw19 күн бұрын
    • ​@Boomtendo4tw Based laws. You couldn't even drive that thing if half of Europe anyways, the roads are way to small 😂😂😂

      @guitubagrips9719@guitubagrips971919 күн бұрын
    • Lmao

      @theketaminekid1241@theketaminekid124119 күн бұрын
    • Good law

      @damsen978@damsen97819 күн бұрын
  • I worked at a Tesla manufacturing building Do not buy a Tesla Pyro was onto something when he brought up the glue stick; shit is held together with hopes and dreams

    @mernferd6449@mernferd644919 күн бұрын
    • It's so hilarious that we live in a timeline where American made cars are significantly worse than the Chinese ones. But electric cars market just proves this. Rode on a new Zeekr in Moscow a couple of months ago, it was a literal heaven experience. Can't see Tesla compete.

      @ilyakusenco8151@ilyakusenco815119 күн бұрын
    • Whoa a whistle blower

      @nicknevco215@nicknevco21518 күн бұрын
    • @@ilyakusenco8151 Trump warned about you

      @nicknevco215@nicknevco21518 күн бұрын
    • @@ilyakusenco8151the worst thing about electric cars is people think they are good for environment but they rely on new lithium mines for the batteries making them much worse for the environment

      @railroadforest30@railroadforest3018 күн бұрын
    • "held together with hopes and dreams" I guess its also held with the power of determination then.

      @intbaggy@intbaggy17 күн бұрын
  • >$80,000 truck >accelerator pedal is glued on when will elon musk discover what screws are

    @wizardcoolio@wizardcoolio19 күн бұрын
    • That's not futuristic man. Glue though, very futuristic.

      @plantain.1739@plantain.173919 күн бұрын
    • definitely the greatest mind of our generation

      @Thunder4bird@Thunder4bird19 күн бұрын
    • No wonder his screws are loose, he keeps glueing them only for them to wear off when his monkey brain exhausted itself from overthinking.

      @floatingdisembodiedhead8975@floatingdisembodiedhead897519 күн бұрын
    • The vibrations from driving the cyber truck would make screws go loose and tapping threads can be very expensive on such a large scale, glue is a much cheaper and better alternative because if it’s proper then it will probably keep things together for the lifespan of the car

      @billclinton3862@billclinton386219 күн бұрын
    • @@billclinton3862 glue works well for a lot of applications, but on this truck where the pedals are moving constantly, screws or bolts would keep them in place far better, so long as you tighten them well and maybe use thread locker, yeah it costs more but the truck already comes at a premium

      @wizardcoolio@wizardcoolio19 күн бұрын
  • Pyro, you should know, the main downside to drive by wire is that in the event of a complete electrical failure your steering stops working entirely and the vehicle will just... go whatever direction it wants to( oncoming traffic or the ditch) and you will be holding a limp disk in your hand. Have had this happen in a car on the highway at 65 mph, almost met god that day.

    @Natetron01@Natetron0119 күн бұрын
    • well at least brakes works right? Tho i cant imagine how frightening that would be in the middle of a busy traffic

      @shadower227@shadower22719 күн бұрын
    • @@shadower227 I asume if the breakes aren't also electrical, then sure i guess they would still work.

      @legeul@legeul19 күн бұрын
    • ​​@@legeulHow much are we willing to bet they made it electrical too.

      @astupidlylongnamethatstoolong@astupidlylongnamethatstoolong18 күн бұрын
    • @@astupidlylongnamethatstoolong It wouldn't surprise me in the slightest if they were electrical as well.

      @legeul@legeul18 күн бұрын
    • Also in older teslas the doors wouldnt open if the power had a failure. Super fun when the car is on fire. People have died because of this.

      @mick0matic@mick0matic13 күн бұрын
  • he did NOT invent tesla bro

    @Dalauan_Sparrow@Dalauan_Sparrow19 күн бұрын
    • Yeah Tesla’s mom did that

      @traucergoalkeeper2066@traucergoalkeeper206619 күн бұрын
    • Fr man is an all around fraud lmao

      @gavinhuttpacificrim@gavinhuttpacificrim19 күн бұрын
    • It's the slop channel, what can you do 🤷🤷

      @megashockx@megashockx19 күн бұрын
    • Yeah it was 2 person that sold it to musky

      @boredasf-zy8bj@boredasf-zy8bj19 күн бұрын
    • 😆 the people commenting likely know NOTHING about Nikola Tesla. Nikola Tesla was born an ethnic Serb in the village of Smiljan, within the Military Frontier, in the Austrian Empire (present-day Croatia), on 10 July 1856. His father, Milutin Tesla was a priest of the Eastern Orthodox Church.

      @Curtis.Carpenter@Curtis.Carpenter19 күн бұрын
  • I like how the truck was in production for almost 4 years then the entire workforce didn't do quality checks and let every owner die from permanent speed. What a terrible excuse.

    @bisqitwastaken@bisqitwastaken19 күн бұрын
    • Permanent speed sounds like the title of a game that pyro would review.

      @ameralsalek8148@ameralsalek814819 күн бұрын
    • It’s crazy how people will blame the lowest level in a. Chain of command for everything. Like no it’s obviously not the car plant assembly line workers fault.

      @user-pc3io5ji1o@user-pc3io5ji1o18 күн бұрын
    • Look man, I know this is the slop channel and everything, but do you really need to have slop for a brain as well? You should know damn well how corporate hierarchy prevents any sort of refusal from the lower levels. Somebody doesn't comply or does something inconvenient? Replace them! They're expendable.

      @ericraululyeetusdelyeetus5028@ericraululyeetusdelyeetus502815 күн бұрын
  • 11:26 "Tesla's Cope about 'no-paint finish', they basically said, 'cars overtime, they age, they rust, and by not being painted, it's going to be incredibly resistant to that.'" This is 100% false. Due to the fact that the Cybertruck's base model has no paint or even a clear finish, just being exposed steel, it rusts extremely easily. Multiple people have seen it start to rust in less than 2 weeks, and I've seen a report of somebody who's received their Cybetruck with rust already on it. One of the primary reasons for a car to be painted, regardless of what one wants it to look like, is to prevent rust and other damage to the body over time. It's the same reason why almost all exposed metal and wood things have some sort of paint, cover, wrap, or some other finish.

    @johnjohnson9560@johnjohnson956018 күн бұрын
    • The irony is Mazda had issues with rusting cus of issues with their paint. You'd think folk would remember that and go "oh gee, paint is kinda important"

      @Stettafire@Stettafire16 күн бұрын
    • Stainless steel doesn't rust painted or not. If there is rust on that thing it's on the surface and should be easily brushed off.

      @everythingmotorsport@everythingmotorsport16 күн бұрын
    • That very much depends on the Stainless Steel,@@everythingmotorsport. While the Cybertruck is more resistant to rust than most other finish-less bare metal things, it's far from 'rust-proof', and none of the sources I can find ever state that this rust can just be brushed off. "In addition, do not use, and/or immediately remove, chemical, corrosive, or non-pH neutral substances (including but not limited to: acidic liquids or materials, grease, oil, tree resin, dead insects, tar spots, road salt, industrial fallout, etc.) as they can cause corrosion on the vehicle's exterior. CAUTION Tesla is not liable for any damage caused by failing to refer to official guidance." - Tesla Cybertruck Owner's Manual | Cleaning Section "Just picked up my Cybertruck today. The advisor specifically mentioned the cybertrucks develop orange rust marks in the rain and that required the vehicle to be buffed out." - Cybertruck Owner's Club | Forums > Tech > Cosmetic/Physical Upkeep, Maintenance, Repairs, Detailing, Protection > Rust Spots/Corrosion is the Norm "Refining steel does not automatically mean making it stainless. Depending on the proportion of chromium, titanium, nickel, nitrogen and other additives, this results in very different properties. These range from better formability and a maximum degree of hardness to permanent rust resistance, even against acids." "It is not only the photos with numerous traces of rust that are remarkable. Tesla's cleaning recommendations for the Cybertruck also confirm the impression that the steel grade is one of the less resistant variants." - Notebookcheck | "Tesla Cybertruck rusts: Not all stainless steel is the same" | Expert Reviews and News on Laptops, Smartphones and Tech Innovations > News > News Archive > Newsarchive 2024 02

      @johnjohnson9560@johnjohnson956015 күн бұрын
  • As a certified member of the Elon Must Hate Club board, allow me to supplement some information on this disaster of a product. 1. Owners report the stainless steel body rusts extremely quickly if not maintained all the time and if you have dead bugs on it the terms say you need to clean it ASAP, as you mentioned since it has no paint or any coating. You **can** get a coating from Tesla to prevent this... for an additional $2-3k (idr which). 2. Being the body is made up of the aforementioned practically freshly machined steel, the edges are incredibly sharp. Closing the door on your fingers will slice them off but even if you hit your shin on the side of the door it'll slash you open. There's zero sensors on anything automatically closing, so anything that does that can cut off whatever you stick in it. 3. You mentioned about the rear view camera but in addition, if you have the tailgate down (such as if you're hauling something (like someone who drives a truck might do)) the camera points down at the road as it's on the tailgate instead of, idk, the bumper. 4. My mom's Honda Civic can offroad better than this thing. It's demonstrably terrible at driving up uneven inclines. 5. The "Full Self Driving" (ironically Tesla now calls it 'Supervised Full Self Driving' because of a lawsuit where someone was killed because of it) both does not work on the Cybertruck (as you mentioned), but to make up for that it's really good at killing people when you do have it. 6. In general the Cybertruck is extremely shitty, where some people have driven it off the lot and had it immediately break down. This thing is laughably bad. To compound how bad a time this is for a recall, in addition to him begging for a $50 bil bonus, Tesla recently fired roughly 10% of their workers (most of whom weren't informed until they got to work and their keycards wouldn't let them in (which as a reminder is what happened to Twitter as well)). To use Elon's own words, they really dug their grave with the Cybertruck. Fuck Elon.

    @seriousbacon3676@seriousbacon367619 күн бұрын
    • Crazy to think he was on the top of the world back in 2019

      @lonelylama5222@lonelylama522213 күн бұрын
  • PyroLIVE was a massive failure

    @Notjo6200@Notjo620019 күн бұрын
    • Only if he dress up everyday femboy

      @rexxe001@rexxe00119 күн бұрын
    • is*

      @michaelbecker2693@michaelbecker269319 күн бұрын
    • Only if he dressed up everyday

      @rexxe001@rexxe00119 күн бұрын
    • Let me guess, you're a blue check on "X" and you love the Cybertruck despite it being a colossal failure.

      @toquita3D@toquita3D19 күн бұрын
    • Only if he dressed up as a women everyday

      @rexxe001@rexxe00119 күн бұрын
  • New editor single handly saving this channel

    @airsoftingwrong@airsoftingwrong19 күн бұрын
  • not to mention due to the no crumple zone on the car, it is illegal in europe...

    @Spenji@Spenji19 күн бұрын
    • Everything is illegal in Europe

      @deathtrooper2048@deathtrooper204815 күн бұрын
  • Brother forgot to charge his steam deck 💀 💀 💀

    @flordelizhawk358@flordelizhawk35819 күн бұрын
    • Bro visited his friend

      @TheManinBlack9054@TheManinBlack905419 күн бұрын
  • I believe that if Pyro's audience put their collective one brain cell together, they could finally comment something that was actually funny.

    @99mage99@99mage9919 күн бұрын
    • Nah that’s asking WAYYYYYY too much of them

      @marx4421@marx442119 күн бұрын
    • That'll still be a half of a third of a single brain cell, still too little.

      @ElliotVamp@ElliotVamp19 күн бұрын
    • ​@@ElliotVamp thats one sixth for the pyro live fans who cant do maths

      @qhu3878@qhu387819 күн бұрын
    • The fact that this comment isn't original (and neither is mine) is about as close to proving the point that there's about one brain cell between everyone.

      @Melina_Evarblume_Seelie@Melina_Evarblume_Seelie19 күн бұрын
    • why would you lie like this?

      @microArc@microArc19 күн бұрын
  • Getting hit by a Cybertruck at max speed is equivalent to standing next to 1.2 kilograms of TNT (2.65lbs in🍔). (MATH ALERT) The formula for kinetic energy is E_k = (1/2)mv^2, if we plug in all the values (3000kg and 58.1152m/s) we get (1/2)(3000)(58.12)^2, which is equal to 5066902 joules, or the equivalent of 1.2 kilograms of TNT.

    @frndrmn@frndrmn18 күн бұрын
  • The truck looks like something a kid would draw up during class

    @Vegem1ghty@Vegem1ghty19 күн бұрын
    • Or a kid in an adult's body.

      @goofusmaximus1482@goofusmaximus148214 күн бұрын
    • Idk why people think it looks good, it looks so tacky.

      @CodyKendall1@CodyKendall113 сағат бұрын
  • A non crumpling chassis, fly by wire steering, a gas pedal that slips out, no view of your rear. I see no reason why this would end up in a crash.

    @MulettoMotorsports@MulettoMotorsports19 күн бұрын
  • Pyrochinical in his drew gooden era

    @Recycledcheshire@Recycledcheshire19 күн бұрын
    • yeah they both have eyes and do commentary videos

      @bunnyventi@bunnyventi19 күн бұрын
    • ​@@bunnyventiPyro does not have eyes

      @Sleeolo@Sleeolo19 күн бұрын
    • ​@@bunnyventiThese are barley videos

      @Qoobon_@Qoobon_19 күн бұрын
    • ​@@Qoobon_True but god i love the SLOP

      @skumpy4677@skumpy467718 күн бұрын
    • do u mean danny gonzalez

      @n14ck@n14ck18 күн бұрын
  • Pyro to his barber the second he looked in the mirror

    @Esponea_482@Esponea_48219 күн бұрын
    • Split me down the middle I’m feeling pyrocynical

      @user-rr3ci3ky6w@user-rr3ci3ky6w19 күн бұрын
    • Dead internet theory

      @YodaOnABender@YodaOnABender19 күн бұрын
    • @@YodaOnABenderIt’s a scary thing indeed

      @Esponea_482@Esponea_48219 күн бұрын
    • Nah, he thinks it's actually cool 💀

      @kaya2644@kaya264419 күн бұрын
    • He's doing it for charity

      @cf3031@cf303119 күн бұрын
  • To be fair, the windows didn’t ACTUALLY shatter. It just cracked. Though it was a tech bro throwing fairly small objects so it probably had about as much force as a child falling over on it.

    @Lambent_Omega@Lambent_Omega19 күн бұрын
    • after elon claimed it was metal glass

      @cinnamonsunshine9653@cinnamonsunshine965317 күн бұрын
    • It works now actually. It may have just been a publicity stunt.

      @lonelylama5222@lonelylama522213 күн бұрын
    • ​@@lonelylama5222which is also incredibly stupid since firefighters need to break the windows in case of an emergency.

      @comradewave5170@comradewave517011 күн бұрын
  • Realistically, its not painted because the price of paint (both waterbase and solvent) is so damn expensive especially since Tesla paints are two stage, but manufacturers hardly put a ton of paint on nowadays anyway. If anything, not painting it just makes it rust faster since its open to elements lmao its just them dodging costs

    @sykonotix@sykonotix19 күн бұрын
  • shoutouts to pyro's new editor actually making this slop content 0.5% enjoyable

    @CoolDoggo16@CoolDoggo1619 күн бұрын
    • where are the subway surfer clips

      @Average_Internet_DMC_420@Average_Internet_DMC_42018 күн бұрын
    • You mean to say sloppier

      @biosavat9475@biosavat947518 күн бұрын
    • i feel like its a bit overedited tbh

      @questionmarkquestionmarkques@questionmarkquestionmarkques12 күн бұрын
    • @@questionmarkquestionmarkques It is. Complete brainrot

      @biosavat9475@biosavat947512 күн бұрын
  • Pyro, you do NOT need a steam deck, you aren't "On the go" you probably sit like 10 hours in your home

    @lmaoocolors9825@lmaoocolors982519 күн бұрын
    • It’s really nice wherever for a quick session tbh, I’ve had lots of comfy couch gaming moments with it

      @coppurt@coppurt17 күн бұрын
  • on the steam deck actually, you might be able to fix it by holding the "..." button, and the volume up button while powering it on while plugged in, for 10 seconds, removing the wire (while holding the buttons) then plugging it back in. had the same issue after i got mine and that fixed it.

    @MorbyLol@MorbyLol17 күн бұрын
  • Its insane to me that an entire company of engineers thought it was a good idea to greenlight a car with no crumple zone

    @bigPauliee@bigPauliee18 күн бұрын
    • They didnt, he just fired people until the people whipped enough to obey him were left

      @BlazingKhioneus@BlazingKhioneus18 күн бұрын
    • You see, now the car will be in better condition than the driver in a crash.

      @deathtrooper2048@deathtrooper204815 күн бұрын
  • big ups to the editor who keeps sneaking in sonic tunes

    @matthewparkins3204@matthewparkins320419 күн бұрын
  • The truck is even banned in europe

    @wesselput5259@wesselput525919 күн бұрын
  • I hope "Cybertruck has no crumple zones" can become the new "ps5 has no games"

    @plexyglass429@plexyglass42919 күн бұрын
  • Cybertruck looking like a car that hasnt fully rendered 😂

    @cpt.n3rd65@cpt.n3rd6519 күн бұрын
  • 15:18 normally cars have a rod attached to the powers steering unit to assist you with driving. This means that if the power steering fails, you can still turn the wheels even though it would be hard. The problem the cyber truck has is there is no physical connection so if the computer dies then the steering doesn’t work at all so you just in a big metal box with no way of controlling it

    @Barry-the_bruiser@Barry-the_bruiser18 күн бұрын
  • Pyro not knowing the name of the Reliant Robin proves how Americanised he is.

    @oliverp3545@oliverp354519 күн бұрын
    • And him calling the accelerator pedal the GAS like 3 times in 10 seconds dear god.

      @xeno1998@xeno199819 күн бұрын
  • Elmo didn't invent anything. He threw his daddys emerald money at anything he thinks a 10 year old would think is cool

    @idolovemesomeborgers@idolovemesomeborgers19 күн бұрын
    • He's literally a computer engineer and a rocket scientist what are you talking about?

      @MonsterJuiced@MonsterJuiced18 күн бұрын
    • ​@@MonsterJuicedBased on what? Because he owned companies roughly doing those things? He dropped out of engineering he doesnt even have degree. He is just a man child fantasizing on being tony stark or whatever. Rocket engineer? Hilarious. Did you know that company owners do not actually do the R&D? They just sit in the office looking important and feeling good about themselves while doing menial paper work. They arent in the manufacturing processes because rich people are not specialized stem graduates. His engineers, real engineers that he hired did the work, he just takes the credit. Like he always does.

      @oskariKN25@oskariKN2518 күн бұрын
    • @@MonsterJuiced Oh yeah? Well, I'm literally a god among humans and the inventor of solar rails. Where's _my_ fanclub? You don't attach "literally" to something you want to sound true. It has to actually be true, as a requirement. Elon Musk is a _businessman_ - and I even use *that* word really generously, because he makes terrible decisions with the companies he now owns - and he just happened to invest in the right companies with his father's emerald mine blood-money. He's a college dropout who published *ZERO* papers in his life. Little buddy doesn't even have a *bachelor's degree.* I'm ten times as much a mathematician as he's a "rocket scientist". You can stretch the truth and lick Elon Musk's boot as a "visionary" and a "shrewd investor" all you like, but the moment you go out and bold-facedly *lie* that he's an _engineer,_ I'm slapping you right across ya face.

      @L3X1N@L3X1N18 күн бұрын
    • ​@@oskariKN25 You're short sighted. He works with his staff, he works on the cars, the rockets, link, the boring company.. he's known for putting in 18-20 hour days and sleeping on his office floor. He is actively involved in the work his companies do. He's not your average lazy middle manager who does nothing but berate his staff all day like your boss does. They're his ideas, He's hiring the best, brightest and smarted programmers, engineers, scientists and designers he can find to work on these. No idea why you're shitting on him so much when he, and his staff are burning billions trying to figure better solutions for the world. He almost went completely bankrupt several times now. Just because he was smart enough to use his parents to get started, wouldn't you? He earned his real money from Paypal and went from there. Yes he plays video games and yes he's in touch with the culture. Nobody said you had to be incredibly boring and closed off to be a great inventor. You really think Nikola Tesla never hired anyone to help him? Pull your head out your backside and do some proper research.

      @MonsterJuiced@MonsterJuiced17 күн бұрын
    • @@MonsterJuiced the irony of comparing him to tesla when he is edison of this age. It baffles me that people give this cringe outdated meme poster the benefit of the doubt, he is billionaire that made most of his net worth from overinflated tesla stock, yes the stock that tech bros and reddit wallstreetbets investors like you who make up this baby man to be some christ incarnate, it honestly makes me little sad how much the way you talk about him reminds me of how christians praise Jesus. At least he cured a blind kid or whatever. This guy called a rescue diver a pedophile in his trash tweets because he insulted his useless rc submarine. Even with all of that for the love of anything of even the slightest of value, why do people praise rich people? I just dont get how someone with no money for themselves can let themselves be fooled to like a person that made his wealth from exploitation of labor and breaking of labor laws with startup money made from post colonial slavery. Even if he did work 40 hour days and something else veery impressive to make it sound like he does something else but tweet bullshit all day, he is not a person to be praised. Americas wealthy truly have succeeded at making themselves be loved by their ignorant consumer base. This isn't even some conspiracy. People do not work 10000 times harder than everybody else and become a billionaire, that is not physically possible Im sure you are smart enough to see at least that. Billionaires created their wealth from cheap labor and family money/connections. They are not special nor smart. Especially not Elon and his disgusting Musk.

      @oskariKN25@oskariKN2517 күн бұрын
  • Honestly dude, I really hate that elongated muskrat. Bro kidnapped a bluejay and is holding them hostage with checkmark subscriptions, bullied the owners of an electronic car company until they ran away in tears, then sat in the boss's chair when nobody was looking and said it's his now, and even tried to kidnap that cash friend app with the two initials that look like the 16th glyph of the English alphabet with the intent to replace it with the 24th glyph of the English alphabet like he's done with the bluejay now.

    @SamHammie@SamHammie16 күн бұрын
  • "Engine" 💀

    @ryanswatchworld@ryanswatchworld19 күн бұрын
    • 💀

      @Average_Internet_DMC_420@Average_Internet_DMC_42018 күн бұрын
    • 💀

      @TheYoungEnthusiast@TheYoungEnthusiast18 күн бұрын
    • I was looking for someone who also caught this out 💀

      @lniko333@lniko33318 күн бұрын
    • ☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️☠️☠️☠️💀💀💀💀💀

      @thefan3618@thefan361818 күн бұрын
    • Someone tell this man about motors

      @charliecollings2295@charliecollings229517 күн бұрын
  • The gas pedal of the Cybertruck isn’t a flaw. They were just inspired by the War Rig from Mad Max Fury Road, which has one of these shoe measuring things on the gas, allowing you to slam it down and keep it going at full throttle

    @lunawenko9324@lunawenko932419 күн бұрын
  • Someone in my city has one of these “trucks” that they wrapped in lime green with “cyberbeast” written down the sides. Everyone in town calls it the “booger”. It’s been spotted broken down several times and everyone in the Huntsville subreddit is roasting it to hell 😹

    @fionafox420@fionafox42015 күн бұрын
  • 7:47 pyro moment

    @-.-.-.-258@-.-.-.-25819 күн бұрын
    • Fr, tho Even thought I see this sorta thing on my Twitter for you page, so I can't say much.

      @enigmafleur9984@enigmafleur998418 күн бұрын
    • Ah

      @maritoguionyo@maritoguionyo14 күн бұрын
    • ngl i love how hes just exepted and leens into the jokes

      @maxaugustssonanimation6652@maxaugustssonanimation665214 күн бұрын
  • Now I want Pyro to do a longform analysis of Mr. Bean.

    @masterofbloopers@masterofbloopers19 күн бұрын
  • The heart sinking feeling when you're 11 years old and you turn on your 360 only to see the red ring will never be matched

    @TurboMeatWagon@TurboMeatWagon18 күн бұрын
  • 14:34 Wrong! The reason auto manufacturers are using touchscreens now is that they’re cheaper to produce than the buttons we had before, because there aren’t as many different shapes and sizes. They can be mass produced or sourced more easily.

    @multi.instrumentalist@multi.instrumentalist18 күн бұрын
    • I... Disagree? Touchscreens are definitely not cheaper than a piece of sturdy plastic honestly, especially since they break a lot more easily. It's quite the opposite really. Also it's literally more dangerous. You shouldn't be distracted while driving navigating menus and interfaces to find the radio.

      @comradewave5170@comradewave517011 күн бұрын
    • On an technical sense, touchscreens are way cheaper because you don't do any design or integration, you just slap it there. It's awful.

      @comradewave5170@comradewave517011 күн бұрын
  • I just hate how much I like the IDEA of the cyber truck. If only it wasn't an expensive, rusty, heavy piece of shit. But then, that's most modern trucks.

    @tibimarin@tibimarin19 күн бұрын
    • @@zogwort1522 I.. kind of not hate it. It's ugly, but it's got character. You're good.

      @tibimarin@tibimarin17 күн бұрын
  • I am not Tesla fanboy, but I do think maybe we shouldn't shame car companies for doing recalls for safety reasons. Toyota many years ago, instead of recalling a vehicle, they tried to hide it. Putting customers' safety over profit is something that should be celebrated. That being said, the Tesla truck is stupid af lmao

    @RaccoonFacts@RaccoonFacts19 күн бұрын
  • 7:33 bully ost go hard

    @Bishop985@Bishop98518 күн бұрын
  • 0:40 How did he go from looking like that to now

    @NellyNotMelly@NellyNotMelly19 күн бұрын
  • This is the first person who I have heard say that the Cybertruck looks cool.

    @YurinanAcquiline@YurinanAcquiline19 күн бұрын
  • Getting 1M was a massive failure

    @kkbros405@kkbros40519 күн бұрын
  • The whole cybertruck situation vividly reminds me of when Homer met his half brother and he asked him to design a car and at the very end it's unveiled to his brother's complete dismay

    @potato1341@potato134119 күн бұрын
  • The new editing is actually great, genuinely loving these commentary videos now

    @smiledawg@smiledawg19 күн бұрын
  • "Oh boo hoo, let me play you a song on the world's smallest violin"

    @MarvelSonicFan04@MarvelSonicFan0419 күн бұрын
  • The cyber truck is just a normal Tesla that’s been mewing

    @Gnom3-zx9to@Gnom3-zx9to19 күн бұрын
  • Also stainless does rust, just a lot slower and it can be mitigated by maintaining it well, which the cybertruck won't as it will be parked outside

    @luukpeeters9474@luukpeeters947419 күн бұрын
  • At this point, Pyro is basically just making the fat stuff a part of him. Honestly, he's got balls. I respect that.

    @enigmafleur9984@enigmafleur998418 күн бұрын
  • Ah yes, the engine in the Tesla

    @d4r8o@d4r8o19 күн бұрын
  • bluetooth device is ready to pair had me laughin my ass off

    @Fraser142@Fraser14219 күн бұрын
  • Really liked the editing in this video, actually funny

    @MooseyYT@MooseyYT19 күн бұрын
  • That Kurt Angle edit caught me off guard so much. To this day I still think you have the best edits on KZhead.

    @Blackmanbubbs@Blackmanbubbs19 күн бұрын
  • Saying Elon Musk invented Tesla is like saying Microsoft invented Minecraft lmao

    @striderwhiston9897@striderwhiston989719 күн бұрын
  • Steer by wire is a play on word of "fly by wire" wich what most planes use Basicaly means the control are fully digital and fly the plane by a computer translating your inputs to the control surfaces In gaymer words its aim assist for piloting Unlike regular steering wich the steering wheel is directly mechanicaly conected to what steers the wheels

    @flags5765@flags576519 күн бұрын
  • You know, I think the largest issue on hand is the fact that if you get in a car crash with this brick, there's nothing to soften to impact on the outside and will affect everything that is inside of it so you will turn into a paste even if the airbag goes off which I genuinely doubt it even would do that

    @JacobTheCroc@JacobTheCroc19 күн бұрын
  • my family and i laugh whenever we see a cybertruck on the road.

    @gavrielshemesh7825@gavrielshemesh782518 күн бұрын
  • Imagine being pyro and still not being able to buy a car

    @razeguy9639@razeguy963919 күн бұрын
    • Hard to believe!

      @terryblend@terryblend19 күн бұрын
    • @@terryblend Bro we're all here too

      @meech2163@meech216319 күн бұрын
    • We all know that he drives the thanos car

      @keklord4128@keklord412819 күн бұрын
    • he spent all of his money on fat art

      @bunnyventi@bunnyventi19 күн бұрын
    • @@meech2163save your money better

      @Li0nHearted@Li0nHearted16 күн бұрын
  • i never thought anyone aside from my parents would call me that :(

    @apnapalm@apnapalm19 күн бұрын
  • Congrats on 1 mil on this channel!

    @polandvr4411@polandvr441118 күн бұрын
  • It's funny how 10 years ago Musk was seen as a modern day Edison, nowadays he's just seen as that weird guy who calls you with an Indian accent saying that they're Joe Biden.

    @planescaped@planescaped13 күн бұрын
  • Lets thank Belle Delphine, because if she didnt "scam" pyro out of few grand back then he would buy the cybertruck.

    @Greningas@Greningas19 күн бұрын
  • 1400's peasant cut

    @rottenfruitXD@rottenfruitXD19 күн бұрын
  • At least he fire 90% of the useless employees at Twitter

    @TrueUnderDawgGaming@TrueUnderDawgGaming14 күн бұрын
  • For the update, it was called a recall, but it didn't require the cars to be physically sent back. They just have to call it a recall.

    @acev337@acev3375 сағат бұрын
  • What If instead of PyroLIVE he was FreakyLive and instead of posting slop, he well…. slopped all over it

    @bigginga5281@bigginga528119 күн бұрын
  • Tesla Fr telling people to fix the pedal instead of taking it in and paying for the fix is like the Helldivers 2 devs telling people not to buy their game cause their servers ain’t working

    @coltforceplayer@coltforceplayer19 күн бұрын
    • No it really isn't like that, at all.

      @user-ix9lx4sp1z@user-ix9lx4sp1z19 күн бұрын
    • @@user-ix9lx4sp1z yeah it is cause they're telling people to not give them money

      @coltforceplayer@coltforceplayer18 күн бұрын
    • Not exactly an accurate comparison... But you do have the spirit!

      @oskariKN25@oskariKN2518 күн бұрын
    • @@oskariKN25 🥰

      @coltforceplayer@coltforceplayer18 күн бұрын
    • ...no, I don't think that's an apt comparison. One's laziness and greed, the other's an act of weird benevolence and slight self-sabotage respectively. In the end, even what they achieve, or are meant to achieve, is different, as one is meant to save money, while the other is meant to hold themselves accountable. I don't even play Helldivers 2, and I can tell that much.

      @ericraululyeetusdelyeetus5028@ericraululyeetusdelyeetus502815 күн бұрын
  • the editing is getting way more advanced on the slop! the slop thickens! nice :)

    @TychoVan@TychoVan19 күн бұрын
  • Love the editing on this one.

    @Justacheese@Justacheese14 күн бұрын
  • Pyro gonna buy Tesla in year or two and say he did it "ironically", like ps5 and sweater with playstation logo on it

    @junklover671@junklover67119 күн бұрын
  • >Problem solved by literally one fastener

    @mr.powell8817@mr.powell881719 күн бұрын
  • Thanks to the editor for reminding us to drink water 😔 🙏

    @emanuel3617@emanuel361716 күн бұрын
  • I'm in my basement, waiting for a tornado to pass. At least I can watch this to pass the time.

    @dylanpelo@dylanpelo19 күн бұрын
  • The slop thickens…

    @Inturned4real@Inturned4real19 күн бұрын
    • Mmmm

      @TGCPhilip@TGCPhilip19 күн бұрын
    • Honey, in gonna slop!

      @Creeperfun12@Creeperfun1219 күн бұрын
    • slopping on pyro while live

      @dayman1730@dayman173019 күн бұрын
  • 1 mill subs? Not even 2? Fell. Off.

    @rogeliorocha7221@rogeliorocha722119 күн бұрын
    • fr

      @Average_Internet_DMC_420@Average_Internet_DMC_42018 күн бұрын
  • Aquarium park was everyone's first experience to a breakcore song

    @SP00KYM4NH3R3@SP00KYM4NH3R318 күн бұрын
  • CONGRATS ON 1 MIL

    @thessupreme2818@thessupreme281819 күн бұрын
  • teslas are super unsafe and have some insane things like having every minor basic interaction like windsheild wipers put behind menus ona touchpad, i have no idea why the slop master still thinks its a good idea to get it just cause its an electric vehicle.

    @xxgothicprincessxx@xxgothicprincessxx19 күн бұрын
    • Because he didnt think. This is elon musk we're talking about, remember that death tunnel with 0 fire escapes he built under las vegas?

      @BlazingKhioneus@BlazingKhioneus18 күн бұрын
  • Umm pyro.. electric cars don't have engines

    @johnnymonday9221@johnnymonday922119 күн бұрын
    • Welcome to wild world of what youtubers call "engagement bait". Make silly obvious mistakes and people will comment about it. This drives up engagement metrics and pushes the video higher up the recommendeds.

      @Vandassar@Vandassar19 күн бұрын
    • @@Vandassar I had heard about that before but I didn't think about it in this video. He got me.

      @johnnymonday9221@johnnymonday922117 күн бұрын
  • Congrats on 1 million mate

    @Cubby-qp1dm@Cubby-qp1dm19 күн бұрын
  • "hold on my mirror is lagging" 💀

    @robertgough161@robertgough16116 күн бұрын
  • Saying Elon Musk invented Tesla on his own is like saying Pyro makes original content.

    @lyra5366@lyra536619 күн бұрын
  • thank you pyro tf2 ass mod for slopping inside of me I needed this

    @mrcta@mrcta19 күн бұрын
  • i love the editors note at about a minute in! :)

    @NoobTubeDaily@NoobTubeDaily17 күн бұрын
  • I love how drowing in footwear is still being referenced to this day whenever software updates are mentioned in videos

    @dbelow_1556@dbelow_15567 күн бұрын
  • Damn pyro making a title about his whole life ?

    @adnankhalid8457@adnankhalid845719 күн бұрын
  • Get oiled up pyro I will ask this till I or earth ends

    @rexxe001@rexxe00119 күн бұрын
    • Pyro only cares about fempyro, give up

      @Rasec193@Rasec19319 күн бұрын
    • you will regret this comment in 10 years

      @bb363b@bb363b11 күн бұрын
  • 14:00 now it's stuck in my head from the image alone thanks

    @siggi4426@siggi442618 күн бұрын
    • Time for some push ups or pull ups

      @maritoguionyo@maritoguionyo14 күн бұрын
  • dem thing be looking like real life be having a glitch.

    @jirokure@jirokure5 күн бұрын
  • 8 trillion views in 30 seconds? Fell off

    @PriestyXO@PriestyXO19 күн бұрын
    • Blud fell off

      @the_shobu@the_shobu19 күн бұрын
    • Blud fell off

      @USERWASBANNED@USERWASBANNED19 күн бұрын
    • Blud fell off

      @TheJambler1@TheJambler119 күн бұрын
    • Blud fell off

      @bunnyventi@bunnyventi19 күн бұрын
    • god your generation is so cringe

      @bb363b@bb363b11 күн бұрын
  • Is it just me or the editing in this video is really good. Brings old pyro vibes and we are here for it

    @dubsxd2502@dubsxd250219 күн бұрын
  • To the editor that put the CTR music in the video... Fantastic choice! I could feel myself drifting in the cybertruck and falling off the ramp in Cortex's castle.

    @ReginoGuendolinoXIII@ReginoGuendolinoXIII17 күн бұрын
  • BULLY MENTIONED!!!

    @sarkplug4858@sarkplug485819 күн бұрын
  • 15:08, my 2010 CR-V has that feature, its more prominent in later models, its called adaptive steering.

    @Anthony-vj1nu@Anthony-vj1nu10 күн бұрын
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