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2021 ж. 5 Мау.
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  • You have raised the bar for all of KZhead gaming with all of the insane mo-cap work you put in. Amazing work 👌

    @Rogue9@Rogue92 жыл бұрын

    • spoon

      @bamboozledzoinkers5694@bamboozledzoinkers56942 жыл бұрын

    • spoon

      @tomhamilton3791@tomhamilton37912 жыл бұрын

    • Yea, its crazy. Like, completely unnecessary sometimes. But it becomes so much better.

      @Haxelos@Haxelos2 жыл бұрын

    • Spoon

      @joeyreese1164@joeyreese11642 жыл бұрын

    • Spoon

      @archildaristyl7923@archildaristyl79232 жыл бұрын

  • "Hey badger, how much payday can we have?' "Only a spoonful!" (comically large spoon is released) yes my greed has been satisfied

    @MFlari@MFlari2 жыл бұрын

    • “Released”

      @grimm254@grimm2542 жыл бұрын

    • Large spoon patch 2.83

      @lesig1297@lesig12972 жыл бұрын

    • Lol

      @frostwolf3254@frostwolf32542 жыл бұрын

    • @@grimm254 spoon.

      @Corsair2092gaming@Corsair2092gaming2 жыл бұрын

    • Spoon Goon

      @lynnmcneely7549@lynnmcneely75492 жыл бұрын

  • Badger: “Vietnam Veteran Venom” Venom: *Eddie, THEY’RE IN THE TREES!!*

    @Franz0818@Franz08182 жыл бұрын

    • Bruh, i automaticaly read that in Venoms voice XD

      @thedoomplayer5377@thedoomplayer53772 жыл бұрын

    • Forten sun intensefeies

      @cudo.gameaguardian9311@cudo.gameaguardian93112 жыл бұрын

    • LMAO

      @ShadowBorn-hr8dl@ShadowBorn-hr8dl2 жыл бұрын

    • *painted black intensifies*

      @TheHauptmann@TheHauptmann2 жыл бұрын

    • Excuse me, i think the word you're looking for is Ve'nam

      @ragemasteryt3220@ragemasteryt32202 жыл бұрын

  • 12:52 I can just imagine Dallas having an insane supply of his own masks in different colors and textures on his wardrobe.

    @Mr-Green0@Mr-Green010 ай бұрын

    • Sydney making the umpteenth Dallas mask. "Fucking Dallas"

      @SirFooplesTheThird@SirFooplesTheThird7 ай бұрын

    • "no, no, no, no, eeeh no, no, no- wait go back, actually yes!" hours later: "i should have picked the second one..."

      @charliedulol@charliedulol5 ай бұрын

    • Nah he just keeps them in his pocket

      @ThePuff18@ThePuff1811 күн бұрын

  • 5:19 it's hilarious that they are basically pointing and laughing at a bulldozer like a group 19th century English men in a fight surrounding a lone guy

    @greybooch4577@greybooch4577 Жыл бұрын

    • England throughout most of Human history... Until the victims fight back

      @__Insanity_@__Insanity_8 ай бұрын

    • @@__Insanity_ OMG THE PRECURE ARE HERE 6:29

      @user-it4lq3zx5d@user-it4lq3zx5d6 ай бұрын

    • THE BUFFON IF FLUMMOXED

      @cellijel_crpsmtm@cellijel_crpsmtm2 ай бұрын

    • the buffoon is flummoxed

      @ToastersToastToast@ToastersToastToast28 күн бұрын

  • "People were born after 2000? That shit aint real" Me: *disintegrates*

    @tacosquirrel9509@tacosquirrel95092 жыл бұрын

    • Same

      @karelpgbr@karelpgbr2 жыл бұрын

    • You where actually born several years prior, but your legal and physical age hasn't changed a bit.

      @TheEmeraldSword04@TheEmeraldSword042 жыл бұрын

    • Ah shit *also disintegrates*

      @stocking_simp4825@stocking_simp48252 жыл бұрын

    • Bruh, I’m from 2004. He doesn’t think we existed.

      @droidmaker7932@droidmaker79322 жыл бұрын

    • @@droidmaker7932 I'm 2004 too, and I don't exist.

      @TheEmeraldSword04@TheEmeraldSword042 жыл бұрын

  • I love how they’re such good buddies with the voice actor of Mozzie where they can just casually call him Martin

    @Beschplays@Beschplays2 жыл бұрын

    • Fucking chad moments

      @kuyagab4444@kuyagab44442 жыл бұрын

    • Fucking chad moments

      @yourfunniboi423@yourfunniboi4232 жыл бұрын

    • Fucking chad moments

      @enderiox5480@enderiox54802 жыл бұрын

    • Yeah, it's pretty great.

      @connorhough4660@connorhough46602 жыл бұрын

    • Do you agree with a comically large Dallas mask

      @bobbyhicks6988@bobbyhicks69882 жыл бұрын

  • 5:17 I love the puzzled look as they turn around violently trying to find out what the hell is going on and why a man has a large spoon

    @Security-B1@Security-B1 Жыл бұрын

  • Remember, you can buy a comically large spoon irl, which means if you really wanted to pull of a irl payday you can buy a custom comically large spoon and use it

    @labbit3574@labbit3574 Жыл бұрын

    • I can't find it online

      @insanitygaming1526@insanitygaming1526 Жыл бұрын

    • @@insanitygaming1526 why you looking for it lol

      @Djammin14@Djammin14 Жыл бұрын

    • you can also buy a glock and do real life payday that way

      @MethGoose@MethGoose Жыл бұрын

    • @@Djammin14 my goals are beyond your understanding

      @insanitygaming1526@insanitygaming1526 Жыл бұрын

    • @@insanitygaming1526 understandable, have a nice day!

      @Djammin14@Djammin14 Жыл бұрын

  • Everyone else’s heist: *incoherent shrieks* Badgers heists: *C L O A M K E R*

    @CruzRoman3211@CruzRoman32112 жыл бұрын

    • *Bulldomzer* Oh! I think... *Captain Wimters*

      @timmyg8888@timmyg88882 жыл бұрын

    • Spemcer

      @birdyboy3483@birdyboy34832 жыл бұрын

    • Clom

      @saulgoodmanbutnotreally1527@saulgoodmanbutnotreally15272 жыл бұрын

    • Geumce

      @foxflyer3035@foxflyer30352 жыл бұрын

    • Beautiful

      @SomeD00D01@SomeD00D012 жыл бұрын

  • "how y'all feel about green beans ?" Twitch : "wait, that's illegal" *Literal pornography* Twitch : "this is fine"

    @X-SPONGED@X-SPONGED2 жыл бұрын

    • Dr pepper, that would be a good name for a scientist in a scp breach

      @TFSPY962@TFSPY9622 жыл бұрын

    • Hella true twitch is just a simp fck

      @alexisbagacina6401@alexisbagacina64012 жыл бұрын

    • Green Beans coffee?

      @itsahalmar1853@itsahalmar18532 жыл бұрын

    • under cough "anility"

      @Realdinger88@Realdinger882 жыл бұрын

    • @@Realdinger88 armouranth is worse

      @fluke7506@fluke75062 жыл бұрын

  • if you look closely. that medic does not dissapear at 3:35, he very comically ragdolls his ass to the moon.

    @Gatorade_Man@Gatorade_Man Жыл бұрын

    • Man just said “I must go my planet need me!”

      @jaxonmckay3504@jaxonmckay3504 Жыл бұрын

    • "I must go, some special units need me."

      @spectravian@spectravian8 ай бұрын

    • Bro took the ✌️🧔🏿‍♂️ meme seriously

      @BreakMyAnkles346@BreakMyAnkles34628 күн бұрын

  • I will live and die for the line: "THE BUFFOON IS FLUMMOXED!"

    @lorddingusmcfurguson9356@lorddingusmcfurguson9356 Жыл бұрын

  • *Guy walks toward you with a spoon* “Please don’t, I’m scared” “You should be.”

    @shinyninja8107@shinyninja81072 жыл бұрын

    • For I am the end.

      @famishedningen3509@famishedningen35092 жыл бұрын

    • “Please! PLEASE I HAVE A FAMILY!!!” “I know. THEY’RE NEXT.”

      @LordDeathwing17@LordDeathwing172 жыл бұрын

    • @@LordDeathwing17 Y E S

      @famishedningen3509@famishedningen35092 жыл бұрын

  • "My spoon's too big..." -Old Klingon Proverb

    @RenegadesReact@RenegadesReact2 жыл бұрын

    • Hello there

      @MustangVirtualAerobatics@MustangVirtualAerobatics2 жыл бұрын

    • Yay new video

      @diegoizaguirre3452@diegoizaguirre34522 жыл бұрын

    • No

      @elflordyt6830@elflordyt68302 жыл бұрын

    • yay new vid soon btw love the vids from iraq

      @mustafasattar8452@mustafasattar84522 жыл бұрын

    • Eyy

      @Nimbus_The_Slut@Nimbus_The_Slut2 жыл бұрын

  • If anyone wants to know what the error message says when the Buldozer despawns at 5:51 , it’s “Bulldozer has crashed. Bulldozer is pretty much done with this day so he is heading out. Please restart the thermal drill” As soon as I realized that, I laughed out loud! XD

    @bellatorluminis2244@bellatorluminis2244 Жыл бұрын

  • “Bulldozer is pretty much done with this whole f-ing day so he is heading out” made me laugh so hard I gave myself a cramp

    @abigblackman09@abigblackman09 Жыл бұрын

  • 3:03 I love how grouse just goes, "RATTLE EM BOYS GEGEGEGEGEGEGEGEGE" like a fuckin 1920's skeleton mobster

    @arandomqueer1267@arandomqueer12672 жыл бұрын

    • I see what you did there

      @slicerdicer3650@slicerdicer36502 жыл бұрын

    • Ye ino it was hilarious

      @Badbhoys@Badbhoys2 жыл бұрын

    • I can't unthink this damn you random

      @jackalofmidnight5325@jackalofmidnight53252 жыл бұрын

    • kzhead.info/sun/dt2fmamBpX2YiIU/bejne.html

      @cumshitman0420@cumshitman0420 Жыл бұрын

    • @@jackalofmidnight5325 Look up rattle em boys and see the arm animation. Then you'll never unsee it.

      @kalebreed6363@kalebreed6363 Жыл бұрын

  • "Tell me about the rabbits, George" just hit me like that spoon did to all the dozers

    @CreationEmerald@CreationEmerald2 жыл бұрын

    • Worst bit of jail bait I ever seen.

      @camerongooch9606@camerongooch96062 жыл бұрын

    • Bro my aunt told me about that story

      @deaconthefox132@deaconthefox1322 жыл бұрын

    • Of Clowns and Cops… 🤧

      @xxlymedisease793@xxlymedisease7932 жыл бұрын

    • That was a good book

      @dudewholikescheese7892@dudewholikescheese78922 жыл бұрын

    • ikr i got nostalgic

      @crazymonkey9332@crazymonkey93322 жыл бұрын

  • "One of those psychos just toke out one of ours with a SPOON!" You could tell this to someone and that would summarize payday 2 for them.

    @artorias4581@artorias4581 Жыл бұрын

    • Followed by "Does that maniac have a FUCKIN *_SAW?!_* "

      @KamenRiderRaiden@KamenRiderRaiden10 ай бұрын

    • Why is this so true, Payday 2 is so incredibly dumb, but immensely fun

      @aweirdgamer-rm5jt@aweirdgamer-rm5jt9 ай бұрын

  • 5:37 Idk, there's just something so amusing about seeing a cloaker with a massive sombrero. Maybe its that for an enemy that's supposed to be stealthy and dexterous, a sombrero is the worst thing to have.

    @somepersonyouhavenoassocia1856@somepersonyouhavenoassocia1856 Жыл бұрын

    • It’s like Raiden’s disguise in Mexico just being him in a sombrero and a poncho.

      @rinkothelad@rinkothelad5 ай бұрын

  • Badger just described his own content when talking about the spoon: So good, so satisfying, and so stupid, all at the same time. 🤣

    @M12GProductions@M12GProductions2 жыл бұрын

    • all in one sentence

      @kaltsalat7495@kaltsalat74952 жыл бұрын

    • @@kaltsalat7495 bruh

      @capybara9521@capybara95212 жыл бұрын

  • "911 what's your emergency?" "The bank is being robbed and assaulted by guys with large spoons!" "Okay sir the police is on the way." "I AM THE POLICE."

    @darrenart2263@darrenart22632 жыл бұрын

    • @MaximillianMus r/swoosh

      @darrenart2263@darrenart22632 жыл бұрын

    • @@darrenart2263 thats...not how that works

      @loretus3512@loretus35122 жыл бұрын

    • @@loretus3512 Oh I'm sorry. R/woosh.

      @darrenart2263@darrenart22632 жыл бұрын

    • @@darrenart2263 that's still not how that works.

      @YataTheFifteenth@YataTheFifteenth2 жыл бұрын

    • @@YataTheFifteenth r/swhooshish

      @CrowderHatingConservative@CrowderHatingConservative2 жыл бұрын

  • 6:01 that Cloaker is getting the taste of his own medicine.

    @ashlight6107@ashlight6107 Жыл бұрын

  • Fun (apparently false, see replys) fact about the spoon of gold: It has such high concealment, the only thing more concealed than it is fists, thats right, fists give you one higher concealment than the hulking spoon of gold, so along with it being an instant kill on unarmored guards, and being silent, it's PERFECT for a stealth build

    @squishmellow3@squishmellow3 Жыл бұрын

    • That’s absolutely not true, over half the melees have 30 base concealment, the absolute max you can acquire without the use of skills. Although the spoon is fun in stealth, it’s not the second best melee for concealment, not by a long shot.

      @Nosyyy@Nosyyy Жыл бұрын

    • @@Nosyyy I mean, my stealth build which normally has 4 concealment, only goes down to 3 when i equip the fists instead of the spoon

      @squishmellow3@squishmellow3 Жыл бұрын

    • @@squishmellow3 That's due to the high concealment of your other weapons counteracting the concealment loss on your melee slot, most melees would keep you at 3 concealment.

      @Nosyyy@Nosyyy Жыл бұрын

    • @@Nosyyy good to know, i shall now edit my misinformed comment

      @squishmellow3@squishmellow3 Жыл бұрын

    • @@MadWatcher oh I’d take loud over stealth any day, but stealth is nice for infamy grinding or when you’re alone

      @Nosyyy@Nosyyy Жыл бұрын

  • Badger : "Bullying Gets Results" Highschool Jocks : "words to live by"

    @X-SPONGED@X-SPONGED2 жыл бұрын

    • Yup, results like suicide/mass shooting.

      @m00nyin82@m00nyin822 жыл бұрын

    • @@m00nyin82 Exactly

      @birdyboy3483@birdyboy34832 жыл бұрын

    • @@m00nyin82 This is called clearing

      @RyanCooperEN@RyanCooperEN2 жыл бұрын

    • It's just sanitising society from the unfit.

      @Tinygreysamurai@Tinygreysamurai2 жыл бұрын

    • Yea not really

      @onelastdawn9991@onelastdawn99912 жыл бұрын

  • This reminds me of an old D&D campaign my dad told me about. He said that his party was fighting a god, and the god requested a parlay when one of the party members ran at him with a carpet. When they asked the reason the god said "If something defies logic, there must be a much higher chance of it killing me than traditional arms and armor." The god was right in the fact that the carpet was a carpet of smothering that got buffed by another god giving blessings to the players. If the carpet hit, there is no save, no spells, no powers, and no strength that can break free from it until the word is spoken to release it.

    @xanderschwartz9864@xanderschwartz98642 жыл бұрын

    • comically large rug

      @kingninja4977@kingninja49772 жыл бұрын

    • Actually mortified because of a carpet

      @mcdowneywhite279@mcdowneywhite2792 жыл бұрын

    • I'm going to rush you with a carpet God: *sharp inhale* welp guess I'm fucked

      @unstable875@unstable8752 жыл бұрын

    • "If it looks stupid, be afraid of it."

      @et1033@et10332 жыл бұрын

    • @@unstable875 To be fair, the character also had the invulnerable coat of arnd, which has the side effect of making the player character think they are unable to be killed.

      @xanderschwartz9864@xanderschwartz98642 жыл бұрын

  • 3:36) what the hell badger hit him so hard that he spaghetti manned into another dimension😂 like literally once you see the spaghetti man you can’t unsee it. Also I can’t believe badger didn’t catch that, he just thought the dude despawned

    @Choujifangirl@Choujifangirl Жыл бұрын

  • 7:47 I don't know why but I laughed way too hard seeing the roach literally being vaporized by fire

    @GuninGames@GuninGames7 ай бұрын

  • Having Dallas dancing like a clown with the text "I'm rasing money for kids with cancer" next to it is the kind of content I'm here for

    @nikriin3736@nikriin37362 жыл бұрын

    • 👁👄👁

      @Basil_liy@Basil_liy2 жыл бұрын

    • I feel so bad for laughing for 5 minutes at that

      @braindeadgaming808@braindeadgaming8082 жыл бұрын

    • Timestamp pliz

      @noahdetloff3997@noahdetloff39972 жыл бұрын

    • @@noahdetloff3997 end of the video, but I expect you have already seen it considering I said this 3 hours after you.

      @harrogeorge7878@harrogeorge78782 жыл бұрын

    • Reminds me of Kevin riding a banana in a hot tub saying “it’s for the children”

      @Nah-NoNeed_@Nah-NoNeed_2 жыл бұрын

  • "Hey bank how much money can i get" "Only a spoonful" (comically large spoon is released) MONEY

    @partydemon2849@partydemon28492 жыл бұрын

    • I heard that reverb

      @IcchiNutz@IcchiNutz2 жыл бұрын

    • M U N E E

      @dreamwalker4884@dreamwalker48842 жыл бұрын

    • International bank of MONEE

      @riceironi3961@riceironi39612 жыл бұрын

    • @@riceironi3961 *m o n a y*

      @cliffmace@cliffmace2 жыл бұрын

    • The United Bank of MONEY.

      @Tom_K@Tom_K2 жыл бұрын

  • Love how you can hear Heavenly practically pissing himself in the background at 11:47

    @betrayed117@betrayed117 Жыл бұрын

  • It’s always what da dallas doin, not how dallas doin… 13:09

    @Hahnspion@Hahnspion11 ай бұрын

  • "Dig to China like you were told you could as a kid. Hopefully you don't experience any human rights violations on the way down." Oh my god I love this channel.

    @thenerd-bot9847@thenerd-bot98472 жыл бұрын

    • Well it's treu

      @catlover-db1rj@catlover-db1rj2 жыл бұрын

    • //Police assault in progress//

      @markusallen6818@markusallen68182 жыл бұрын

    • @@markusallen6818 under appreciated lul I just put 2 in 2 together

      @rasbparri81@rasbparri812 жыл бұрын

    • Welcome to the cult B R Ø T H E R

      @Mygg_Jeager@Mygg_Jeager2 жыл бұрын

    • Hmm true

      @starman825@starman8252 жыл бұрын

  • 6:30 The idea that the Payday gang get so good at heists that they flat out ORDER PIZZA during the act of ROBBING A BANK kills me.

    @matthewfarson3455@matthewfarson34552 жыл бұрын

    • The question is, would they let the pizza be a heister?

      @ilimuninati4929@ilimuninati49292 жыл бұрын

    • @@ilimuninati4929 it's just mozzie with his pizza helmet as his mask

      @lazyer0511@lazyer05112 жыл бұрын

    • @@lazyer0511 Perfect.

      @ilimuninati4929@ilimuninati49292 жыл бұрын

    • @@lazyer0511 we need to see that in payday 3 mozzie character pack, pizzaboy perk deck themed around pizza and incendiaries because, you know, cooking the pizza like federal agents

      @consoleguy647@consoleguy6472 жыл бұрын

    • @@lazyer0511 "Ayo, the pizza here!" Dozer gets run over by mozzie on a dirt bike

      @mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798@mercwiththemouthsnewphone67982 жыл бұрын

  • 5:38 Everyone gangsta till cloaker starts speaking Spanish

    @clednplz2294@clednplz2294 Жыл бұрын

    • What does he say I don't understand Spanish

      @knavethejellhog3303@knavethejellhog33037 ай бұрын

  • It’s only a matter of time until he makes a Payday 3 video now.

    @candymanva9629@candymanva96297 ай бұрын

  • "Can i cook some meth?" *"Only a spoonful."*

    @rtrtm9957@rtrtm99572 жыл бұрын

    • meth more like haroin

      @michalsniadala1667@michalsniadala16672 жыл бұрын

    • What the dog doin'?

      @DxBlack@DxBlack2 жыл бұрын

    • @@therussianbadger350 hello, AI

      @timmyg8888@timmyg88882 жыл бұрын

    • *Breaking Bad theme intensifies*

      @martinosborne4703@martinosborne47032 жыл бұрын

    • @MaximillianMus Stop.

      @andyfriederichsen@andyfriederichsen2 жыл бұрын

  • “This thing hits like the second shot of the vaccine” -russianbadger circa 2021

    @crazydunsparce1253@crazydunsparce12532 жыл бұрын

    • Wait, is the second vaccine shot actually like that? Because I haven't even had the first one.

      @IamaPERSON@IamaPERSON2 жыл бұрын

    • @@IamaPERSON yep. Its makes you feel like shit for a while

      @theranger7924@theranger79242 жыл бұрын

    • @@IamaPERSON the second hit of the vaccine hits harder than the disease itself

      @ivanfromtheeast4709@ivanfromtheeast47092 жыл бұрын

    • Yeah just got the second dose like 5 minutes ago I’ll tell y’all if I’m dead for a couple days

      @lordofcups78@lordofcups782 жыл бұрын

    • Yeah I got the first one and my arm hurt like a bitch (different side effects for every person such as fatigue or fever or no side effects) for the next two days. The nurse who administered it said the second one will cause more side effects. Don’t let that discourage you from getting vaccinated tho. :)

      @anishrastogi4228@anishrastogi42282 жыл бұрын

  • 1:43 At least Badger was honest about it.

    @jeffknowsall8913@jeffknowsall8913 Жыл бұрын

  • Payday gang: how much blood shed can we do Cops:only a spoon full Payday gang: pull out 4 comicly large spoons Cops: well s**t

    @MrTfrey82@MrTfrey8210 ай бұрын

  • when I saw the comically large spoon I just knew this video was coming

    @HunterTVbro@HunterTVbro2 жыл бұрын

    • Ikr

      @justadudewithathumb1802@justadudewithathumb18022 жыл бұрын

    • Yeah

      @Crashman-1005@Crashman-10052 жыл бұрын

    • Well all did

      @themango9145@themango91452 жыл бұрын

    • Is dat that one guy who plays with that Irish guy

      @theepicjs5541@theepicjs55412 жыл бұрын

    • YOO

      @MrMan-vs8zf@MrMan-vs8zf2 жыл бұрын

  • Conspiracy theorist: "The Moon landings were fake" Big brain counter theory: "You believe in the Moon?"

    @peterconroy7375@peterconroy73752 жыл бұрын

    • You see a moon, I see a giant space station

      @vaulthunterfromterra4053@vaulthunterfromterra40532 жыл бұрын

    • @@vaulthunterfromterra4053 You say space station. I say dinner plate.

      @ryanchong9965@ryanchong99652 жыл бұрын

    • @@ryanchong9965 you say plate, I say comically large spoon.

      @sumrandomseal694@sumrandomseal6942 жыл бұрын

    • @@sumrandomseal694 You say spoon, I say fork

      @trialsvol2989@trialsvol29892 жыл бұрын

    • @@trialsvol2989 You say fork, I say spork

      @FrostedFlakes@FrostedFlakes2 жыл бұрын

  • I LOVE the editing yall do absolutely makes me cry laughing every time.

    @deadshot9114@deadshot91148 ай бұрын

  • “Oh, the police are here.” “Aye the pizza here!” - Badger and Grouse.

    @not.me.today.@not.me.today.8 ай бұрын

  • "these videos take a month to make" Oh no, he's turning into Womble

    @mrastleysghost@mrastleysghost2 жыл бұрын

    • Hey at least the content is high quality.

      @Guardian-of-Light137@Guardian-of-Light1372 жыл бұрын

    • @@Guardian-of-Light137 Yeah but Womble fell off after a while, let's hope god emperor Aldi Gump doesn't do the same

      @VictorDude98@VictorDude982 жыл бұрын

    • @@VictorDude98 nah womble still the goat

      @armas2k193@armas2k1932 жыл бұрын

    • The calloooooout

      @justcallmedj9264@justcallmedj92642 жыл бұрын

    • @@armas2k193 agree to disagree then, his newer videos just don’t hit like the older ones.

      @VictorDude98@VictorDude982 жыл бұрын

  • PD2 developers : *"You think you guys can just bully us to add spoons and just walk away?"* Badger & friends : *_"Yeah"_*

    @-Raylight@-Raylight2 жыл бұрын

    • PD2 developers: Understandable, have a nice day, also please buy payday 2? XD

      @DarkTiger83@DarkTiger832 жыл бұрын

    • Nonono, understandable, here’s a gold-plated comically large spoon for murdering a bunch of police and swat officers

      @loganhermann8313@loganhermann83132 жыл бұрын

  • If you can bully overkill into adding a spoon then you can bully them to add mozzie as a character DLC

    @ojwizzardgames6339@ojwizzardgames6339 Жыл бұрын

    • No amount of bullying is gonna bypass copyright laws sadly

      @AtomicAlchemist@AtomicAlchemist Жыл бұрын

    • @@AtomicAlchemist damn you copyright laws!!

      @ojwizzardgames6339@ojwizzardgames6339 Жыл бұрын

    • @@AtomicAlchemist yeah that’s what I was going to say that would be actually really funny but sadly that’s just not going to happen🤷🏼‍♀️😔

      @Choujifangirl@Choujifangirl Жыл бұрын

  • I genuinely cannot imagine Grouse without immediately thinking of the red white blue mask on a pd2 model

    @steampunkguy2036@steampunkguy2036 Жыл бұрын

  • "The video is about a comically large spoon, not a comically large woman" - Badger 2021

    @TFSPY962@TFSPY9622 жыл бұрын

    • *sad simping noises*

      @thunderbolt4494@thunderbolt44942 жыл бұрын

    • her jiggle when she first appears in the vid tho

      @MagnusTonitrum117@MagnusTonitrum1172 жыл бұрын

    • Large woman:IMMA KILL U

      @AM.FLASHY@AM.FLASHY2 жыл бұрын

    • *later shows a comically large Joe Biden and comically small Jimmy Carter*

      @Jacob-zk1jy@Jacob-zk1jy2 жыл бұрын

    • @MaximillianMus Stop. Get a life.

      @andyfriederichsen@andyfriederichsen2 жыл бұрын

  • "Hey, can i get some ammo?" "Only a mag full" *pulls out comically large mag*

    @failuretv814@failuretv8142 жыл бұрын

    • this needs to have more likes lol

      @daunteconnor9851@daunteconnor98512 жыл бұрын

    • Who wants some ammo bro

      @jetstreamattano4176@jetstreamattano41762 жыл бұрын

    • @@jetstreamattano4176 Since when did our drones become competent?

      @failuretv814@failuretv8142 жыл бұрын

    • @@failuretv814 Somebody ask for some ammo bro?

      @slashedheart4256@slashedheart42562 жыл бұрын

    • We need this in Payday 2 now

      @der_saftmon@der_saftmon2 жыл бұрын

  • I just love how badger is putting all the time and effort into the making of his videos with funny moments. I gotta say, this is highly epik

    @CyanEthanBeanz@CyanEthanBeanz Жыл бұрын

  • 6:43. I CANTTTTTTT-

    @_rx-@_rx- Жыл бұрын

  • I am so for Martin joining badger’s group permanently. He bounces off them so well.

    @STHUltra@STHUltra2 жыл бұрын

    • Yes, he is a blessing~

      @Nightmareprinny@Nightmareprinny2 жыл бұрын

    • When Martin said that he didn’t see any Milky Ways, I don’t know if it was a joke or not, but I think he was referring to the chocolate bar, and Badger was thinking of the galaxy.

      @codwarhero9883@codwarhero98832 жыл бұрын

    • @@codwarhero9883 is that like the mcu where that shit in the sky

      @jacksonbrackeen720@jacksonbrackeen7202 жыл бұрын

    • Martin for Payday 3

      @lukefurno1151@lukefurno11512 жыл бұрын

    • Every group needs an old man to round it out.

      @Jsay18@Jsay182 жыл бұрын

  • "Hey badger can we have some shit post?" "only a spoonful" *Comically large spoon appears from the depths*

    @aidenv6537@aidenv65372 жыл бұрын

    • Truth is, the spoon was here from the start

      @ConnonBallk7@ConnonBallk72 жыл бұрын

    • @@ConnonBallk7 bonks you on the head

      @SupernaturalDetective@SupernaturalDetective2 жыл бұрын

    • Halo theme plays

      @YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE@YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE2 жыл бұрын

  • 12:13 laugh as BFG Division get closer

    @mr.grrizz9217@mr.grrizz9217 Жыл бұрын

  • “What are you gonna do with these nukes” “Eh don’t worry about it” Bro explained vlad

    @Jakenotfake@Jakenotfake5 ай бұрын

  • Robs bank with spoon: You take a sip from your trusty vault 13 canteen

    @magicman3407@magicman34072 жыл бұрын

    • Yes

      @asolomon7402@asolomon74022 жыл бұрын

    • Yes

      @destroyer_fletcher7415@destroyer_fletcher74152 жыл бұрын

    • Si

      @JustSomeViper@JustSomeViper2 жыл бұрын

    • Indeed

      @nashtebelak466@nashtebelak4662 жыл бұрын

    • Absolutely

      @itslucatime@itslucatime2 жыл бұрын

  • "Yo dawg, can I get a cut?" "Only a spoonful!" ...

    @HamSammichOG@HamSammichOG2 жыл бұрын

    • *Badge proceeds to take out 24K comically large spoon*

      @edwardbaez3940@edwardbaez39402 жыл бұрын

    • “Hey Bain can I have a nuclear war head” “Only a spoonful” …

      @damemepanda4277@damemepanda42772 жыл бұрын

  • Jedi: blocks lasers Badger: **laughs in mossberg 680 12 gauge tactical shotgun**

    @rholvr09@rholvr09 Жыл бұрын

  • 'tell me about the rabbits, george' i didn't think THIS of all videos would make me almost cry but we can't all have what we want.

    @glowinggreen2607@glowinggreen2607 Жыл бұрын

  • Bajur: Wants a spoon that has been deemed to brutal for warfare Almir Listo: You had me at spoon

    @ashbio5300@ashbio53002 жыл бұрын

  • Bajur: “Hey, how many Payday videos will I do?” Haters: “Only a spoonful.” Bajur: *PULLS OUT A COMICALLY LARGE SPOON*

    @TypasdiDoesWhateverHeWantsToDo@TypasdiDoesWhateverHeWantsToDo2 жыл бұрын

    • Idk if you mispeld it on purpose ot not but its badger not bajur

      @purevessel6026@purevessel60262 жыл бұрын

    • @@purevessel6026 I did

      @TypasdiDoesWhateverHeWantsToDo@TypasdiDoesWhateverHeWantsToDo2 жыл бұрын

    • @@TypasdiDoesWhateverHeWantsToDo oh Dont mind me then

      @purevessel6026@purevessel60262 жыл бұрын

  • I still love using the Comically Large Golden Spoon in Payday 2 VR, it’s amazing! XD

    @FinalBossOfCanada@FinalBossOfCanada10 ай бұрын

  • I love how Badger’s idea of casual initially is just another suit but with inverted colors.

    @R4yj4ck@R4yj4ck Жыл бұрын

  • "Yall like green beans?" Twitch: "He knows too much, get him!"

    @MachineMan-mj4gj@MachineMan-mj4gj2 жыл бұрын

    • *"Rattle 'em, boys!"*

      @HAWK_6155@HAWK_61552 жыл бұрын

    • That’s 100 rounds of pure democracy

      @natecondy6209@natecondy62092 жыл бұрын

    • Bruh green beans are illegal on twitch

      @yoboipaxt0n_lit57@yoboipaxt0n_lit572 жыл бұрын

    • Its probably not allowed because its a question instead of a prediction

      @jordigerards@jordigerards2 жыл бұрын

    • Bully dev for kingpin

      @charliepinger3246@charliepinger32462 жыл бұрын

  • "I wonder what degenerates are doing with Lady Dimitresce?" Russianbadger:

    @seekoutguy@seekoutguy2 жыл бұрын

    • Bruh

      @rhysraymond5976@rhysraymond59762 жыл бұрын

    • "This is what dying feels like. Gonna catch me ridin' dirty-"

      @OrificeHorus@OrificeHorus2 жыл бұрын

  • 16:02 Dallas is a wacky waving inflatable tube man.

    @Mr-Green0@Mr-Green0 Жыл бұрын

  • 4:55 It's perfect that he looked at you when you said "How am I?"

    @alexwitts9464@alexwitts946411 ай бұрын

  • 16:03 i like how badger ALMOST FORGOT that he helps kids with cancer

    @raulchavez919@raulchavez9192 жыл бұрын

    • He forgor

      @mrbigbobuxbusinessthe3rdes444@mrbigbobuxbusinessthe3rdes4442 жыл бұрын

    • @@mrbigbobuxbusinessthe3rdes444 *dies of unfunny*

      @aggroash7717@aggroash77172 жыл бұрын

    • @@aggroash7717 ok anime pfp

      @mrbigbobuxbusinessthe3rdes444@mrbigbobuxbusinessthe3rdes4442 жыл бұрын

    • The power of the spoon

      @iamafuckingfailure@iamafuckingfailure2 жыл бұрын

    • @@aggroash7717 k

      @laughytaps@laughytaps2 жыл бұрын

  • Green beans is a slur against the kids who sat out during gym class in middle school, which makes up the entire twitch moderation team

    @addsomepoyoprotein6738@addsomepoyoprotein67382 жыл бұрын

    • I hope this is fact coz that shits funny af

      @agentAR67@agentAR672 жыл бұрын

    • I thought those were String Beans

      @lukedeakin7124@lukedeakin71242 жыл бұрын

    • XD

      @ampleamountsofdeoffe@ampleamountsofdeoffe2 жыл бұрын

    • @@lukedeakin7124 I like to think that Green Beans and String Beans are almost synonymous for most people.

      @itol2201@itol22012 жыл бұрын

    • Oi, don't insult me by calling me a twitch mod

      @HumanMarine@HumanMarine2 жыл бұрын

  • Gotta love that Of Mice and Men reference at 8:38

    @zeugmaflowers@zeugmaflowers Жыл бұрын

  • Geuce: how y’all think about green beans? Twitch: ima end this man whole career

    @zidaanramnarine@zidaanramnarine Жыл бұрын

  • Judge: you killed a man Grouse: your honor I shot him with a glock he couldn’t have died

    @mememan1405@mememan14052 жыл бұрын

    • @@therussianbadger350 the hell

      @meromute4016@meromute40162 жыл бұрын

    • Grouse would 100% get all charges dropped with that excuse

      @magma_fire_bagwan@magma_fire_bagwan2 жыл бұрын

  • Badger: “We bullied Almir Listo into adding in a comically large spoon.” Also Badger: “C L O N K E R .”

    @Skids113@Skids1132 жыл бұрын

    • No its clomker!

      @orinb8654@orinb86542 жыл бұрын

    • Both of you are wrong its cloamker

      @YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE@YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE2 жыл бұрын

    • C L O A M K E R *

      @YourAverageSpelunker@YourAverageSpelunker2 жыл бұрын

    • I've got your spoonful right fuckin' here!

      @StealthTheFoxz@StealthTheFoxz2 жыл бұрын

  • I’ve watched this 17min vid 10 times, it’s literally so enjoyable to watch

    @reachmey7462@reachmey7462 Жыл бұрын

  • “You call this resisting arrest!!” Badger: No, WE CALL THIS SPOOOOOONNNNN *half of the police force died that day, God bless comically large spoon*

    @OH_MY22@OH_MY22 Жыл бұрын

  • "Hey fanbase, how much DLCs can I sell you?" "Only one" (Comically overpriced DLC)

    @nono-nt8je@nono-nt8je2 жыл бұрын

    • You can get all dlcs for 30 bucks lol

      @spacedout4061@spacedout40612 жыл бұрын

    • Comically overpriced dlc? Is this EA?

      @rustyshiv6788@rustyshiv67882 жыл бұрын

    • @@rustyshiv6788 No

      @DominikMaslyk@DominikMaslyk2 жыл бұрын

    • @@rustyshiv6788 what a shame

      @C_Papi@C_Papi2 жыл бұрын

    • @@C_Papi *lip smack* "what a horrible way to die"

      @IamaPERSON@IamaPERSON2 жыл бұрын

  • Badger: *sees a shotgun Badger: "Is this a Mossberg 500?"

    @essaerae_g@essaerae_g2 жыл бұрын

    • I Dont ge the joke.

      @OperatorKevlar@OperatorKevlar2 жыл бұрын

    • “American, powerful, reliable, American, and most importantly American”

      @a_plague_doctor2393@a_plague_doctor23932 жыл бұрын

    • @@OperatorKevlar it’s because that shotgun was not a Mossberg

      @a_plague_doctor2393@a_plague_doctor23932 жыл бұрын

    • @@OperatorKevlar every time Badger uses a shotgun, he calls it a Mossberg 500; even when it's clearly not

      @essaerae_g@essaerae_g2 жыл бұрын

    • @@a_plague_doctor2393 “i’ve got 46 more shell’s in this five round magazine” Gus J.

      @blue-raptor4017@blue-raptor40172 жыл бұрын

  • 11:51 had me on a tombstone . Badger: “Vietnam Veteran Venom”Venom: Eddie, THEY’RE IN THE TREES!!.

    @user-up1yg4lr6k@user-up1yg4lr6k9 ай бұрын

  • 8:55 did he sub so he can… wait does he own a m1 Grand?

    @ham_za420@ham_za420 Жыл бұрын

    • Yes

      @Its_Agnus@Its_Agnus Жыл бұрын

  • 4:06 Badger: "If one of you assholes can pull off a stealth build with this hulking spoon, I'd be mighty impressed." *me over here full stealth build sitting at 3 concealment with Comically Large Spoon of Gold*

    @ShadowVader12@ShadowVader122 жыл бұрын

    • It's not even that hard to do which is fucking amazing. I never thought I'd be able to bash guard's heads in with a giant piece of silverware. Every game should have a damn spoon as a melee

      @TheBingoAstro@TheBingoAstro Жыл бұрын

    • When I run out of cable ties Me: burn them all!

      @Memezndreamz@Memezndreamz Жыл бұрын

    • @@TheBingoAstro bonus points if you use the mod that turns enemies killed by the Comically Large Spoon of Gold into golden statues

      @MrMoron-qn5rx@MrMoron-qn5rx Жыл бұрын

    • ​@@TheBingoAstro I so much wish Valve added the comically large spoon as a reskin to stock melee's for all classes so I could run around as Scout bashing Pyro's heads in with a giant piece of cutlery. Also make it gold too.

      @ryanthemostwantedfurry1281@ryanthemostwantedfurry1281 Жыл бұрын

    • @@ryanthemostwantedfurry1281 So, a reskin of the Golden Frying Pan then? :P

      @ElNeroDiablo@ElNeroDiablo Жыл бұрын

  • "Can I get some money?" "Only a spoonful." (pulls out comically large spoon, plated in gold and smacks the other guy so hard it sets him on fire)

    @rebelliccanadianpilot6513@rebelliccanadianpilot65132 жыл бұрын

    • Is that a drip npc from half life and garries mod as your profile picture? Because that's epic

      @TFSPY962@TFSPY9622 жыл бұрын

    • @@TFSPY962 You know it, Male_07 Drip

      @rebelliccanadianpilot6513@rebelliccanadianpilot65132 жыл бұрын

    • i know male_07 drip when i see it baby

      @drake.2639@drake.26392 жыл бұрын

  • 9:38 if anyones confused about the Milky Way bit. In Australia we have a pretty good chocolate bar called "Milky Way".

    @xbox4528@xbox4528 Жыл бұрын

  • 9:28 Payday shotguns are borked. Basically all pellets do max damage. So if you shotgun does 100 damage, and you hit a guy with one pellet, it does 100 damage. If you hit one guy with 3 pellets still does 100 damage. But if you his 3 guys with 3 pellets you deal 100 damage to each.

    @memes_the_dna_of_the_soul5487@memes_the_dna_of_the_soul5487 Жыл бұрын

  • The next dlc's gonna be breaking into badger's house n confiscating his motion tracking 😂

    @Revster@Revster2 жыл бұрын

    • Bully dev for kingpin

      @charliepinger3246@charliepinger32462 жыл бұрын

    • Lord listo will definitely add that

      @toenail5674@toenail56742 жыл бұрын

    • Nah it’s gonna be a heist for badger he’s gonna tell you to rob KZhead headquarters

      @Sun_Disciple456@Sun_Disciple4562 жыл бұрын

    • Cloaker shows up: you call that resisting arrest I call this a difficulty tweak.

      @jah24car@jah24car2 жыл бұрын

    • Ngl they probably would do this

      @moyai7699@moyai76992 жыл бұрын

  • Badger: "Hey how many nukes do you want?" Payday: "only a spoonful!"

    @buckyboy3711@buckyboy37112 жыл бұрын

    • Wha-?

      @Crusade6539@Crusade65392 жыл бұрын

    • @@Crusade6539 yes

      @cobrastudios5935@cobrastudios59352 жыл бұрын

    • @@Crusade6539 yes

      @buckyboy3711@buckyboy37112 жыл бұрын

    • @@Crusade6539 y e s

      @YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE@YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE2 жыл бұрын

    • Wait somebody deleted my comment or something

      @Crusade6539@Crusade65392 жыл бұрын

  • 7:48 The cockroach getting reduced to atoms is something else.

    @SEEKthedestoryerofNekoSeeks@SEEKthedestoryerofNekoSeeks11 ай бұрын

  • "Hey Bain, can we get some money from a heist?" "Only a spoonful."

    @yum976@yum9762 ай бұрын

  • “Tell me about the rabbits George” 😂 poor lennie, and his comically large spoon

    @johnrourk1064@johnrourk10642 жыл бұрын

    • * suplexs Curley’s wife *

      @_Loeillot_@_Loeillot_2 жыл бұрын

    • @@_Loeillot_ and also an ark full of animals

      @assertedone7363@assertedone73632 жыл бұрын

  • " Hey bank employee, can I have some money ? " " yeah sure badger, only a spoonful " *comically large spoon*

    @arustwat7766@arustwat77662 жыл бұрын

  • "I swear to god...Almir Listo will definitely add that if we bully him enough" . Remember Therussianbadger's words, "Bullying gets results"

    @Posomorat@PosomoratАй бұрын

  • 4:26 this shit feels like if jacket was used for a horror movie instead of a game and I feel like it would fit

    @James-yz2yc@James-yz2yc Жыл бұрын

  • * Hears sirens in the distance* Aye yo, the pizza is coming.

    @unwantedperson1137@unwantedperson11372 жыл бұрын

    • 🤣

      @timmyg8888@timmyg88882 жыл бұрын

    • *hears banging on the door* The pizzas here!

      @unwantedperson1137@unwantedperson11372 жыл бұрын

    • America 100

      @jahvonramirez7687@jahvonramirez76872 жыл бұрын

  • “How y’all feel about green beans” is the new “You ever been to Wal-Mart?”

    @jkstewart878@jkstewart8782 жыл бұрын

    • what is walmart?

      @cc67-94@cc67-942 жыл бұрын

    • @@cc67-94 Walmart's nut

      @devmin_dot_exe6551@devmin_dot_exe65512 жыл бұрын

    • *"Hey, welcome to Wal-Mart! Get your shit and get out!"*

      @The-Ink-Dragon97@The-Ink-Dragon972 жыл бұрын

    • @@The-Ink-Dragon97 best part of this, I was in Sams Club today specifically to get green beans, and remembered this piece. Sofa King Stupid.

      @blackmoon8459@blackmoon84592 жыл бұрын

    • @@blackmoon8459 I need a sofa on wheel powered by a big block Chevy

      @bryanmartinez6600@bryanmartinez66002 жыл бұрын

  • This video has the best ending animation of all time

    @michaelalkildani1914@michaelalkildani19147 ай бұрын

  • I just got done watching the green mile, I open up KZhead and the first thing I see “Clowns robbing banks with spoons”. Badger living the shitpost life to the fullest

    @ezra4897@ezra48979 ай бұрын

  • Twitch streamer: "blinks" Twitch HQ: you weren't supposed to do that

    @trop1kal378@trop1kal3782 жыл бұрын

    • *Male twitch streamer

      @ajminadhimi8985@ajminadhimi89852 жыл бұрын

    • @@ajminadhimi8985 we live in a society

      @stylishniggachannel4763@stylishniggachannel47632 жыл бұрын

    • @@stylishniggachannel4763 Beef

      @ajminadhimi8985@ajminadhimi89852 жыл бұрын

  • 5:35 I was so unprepared to hear Bulldozer saying “Pendejos” 💀

    @robertoacevedo2062@robertoacevedo20622 жыл бұрын

    • Its sounds . . . WAY too intimidating for what it is

      @monsterfanatic5344@monsterfanatic53442 жыл бұрын

    • I can only speak English but that is funny and scary as f*** imagine that in the real game

      @Dillon6545@Dillon6545 Жыл бұрын

    • What is he saying?

      @Gingerbreadman85@Gingerbreadman85 Жыл бұрын

    • @@Gingerbreadman85 “Get ready assholes”

      @robertoacevedo2062@robertoacevedo2062 Жыл бұрын

    • @@Dillon6545 That's an actual line ingame said by a mexican bulldozer.

      @moronichybrid@moronichybrid Жыл бұрын

  • This is my favorite era of badger its not to refined but not to rough hes got a genrwl idea of what hes doing i call this era the nostalgic era sinsw this is when me and brother wwtched him before we went on to other types of content

    @ACE_16_O_8@ACE_16_O_82 ай бұрын
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