AN ANEURYSM OF LIP SMACKING ACTION | Battlefield 2042 Beta
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Funkfield 2042 - Ya Boi Pasta: • Funkfield 2042
Boomers on suicide watch now that they can't say they only shoot .45 because they don't make a .46
can we get on a new cal like...45 magnum 358 39 special 51 cal AK 51?
Papa Kalash
Lol
Glad to see AK-guy is a fellow cultured Badger enjoyer
hey ak daddy funny seeing you here
“Skulker is a real person” I prefer the idea of an sentient AI being made specifically for shitposts
Damn bruh he da first AI
remember hes only meat based, he is based off of meat. this is all badger informs us
sounds like something a creator of an AI would say
He's like Cell from Dragonball Z. A fleshy robot.
A
This game literally caused his pc to explode and he give it almost unlimited praise. That is the most badger thing ever.
its a shame that he doesnt have a video of it on fire to show us, i would of loved to see that xD
Cause he gets PCs and money from sponsors, not a big deal for him.
@@justarandompersoniguess i shall go to try and find this photo
Badger moment
Surprised that bager didn't do Jeep Stuff (putting ammo boxes and C4 to the vehicle and detonating it before running someone over) EDIT: Never mind Bagel did do Jeep Stuff he just doesn't call it Jeep Stuff. EDIT: As an Xbox guy, I am glad to be called a shitter EDIT: As an Alabamian (No I am not incest you dipshits) I can definitely say that we do not say "Put my foot in the casserole"
the fact he and his friends had fun playing Battlefield by just having funny antics is just confirmation everyone needs a friend group like Badgers
I wish I had that
@@simenkopperud8154i dont even have firends
10:45 I like how a helicopter literally falls from the sky and explodes on the left-hand third of the screen the exact SECOND Badger says "This doesn't seem cinematic enough".
Describing Battlefield 2042 as “an aneurysm” is the most accurate description I’ve ever heard.
Yes
Indeed
Yeah lol
Yes
World of tonks
“Skulker is a real person” Sounds like something an AI creator would say…
Sounds like a hot load of BULLSHIT to me
@@vidar_kensei7446 Load of hooplah...
Idk, skulkers intelligence is pretty on par with most humans
@@austinbutcher8106 Skulker found a way to make fart noises funny again, he is above normal human intelligence
Iv always thought fart noises were funny tho
8:57 I want a view of what that must've looked like from the outside. Just seeing a bunch of tracers flying in every direction.
What is that song playing in the background?
@@elisaujon9483 Alphascan - Get Down 'Til We Die [HARDSTYLE MUSIC]
I had this going to 2:31 of Sweet Home Alabama and I swear it makes it a million times better
No matter how old the video is, Badger will always be a good vibe
m m m 1 y e a r a g o
m m m 2 years ago
U mother fkin right
Badger: *tells friends how much he appreciates them* The whole squad: *proceeds to shit on him AND Drake*
That's just male language for "we know, man, we know"
@@chorushm that and "shutup"
That sentence encapsulates Badger's videos perfectly
That is true friendship
I personally could never understand nor handle that aspect of friendships... and I feel people don't "click" with me because of that.
Please be aware that apparently this Battlefield only has multiplayer and the lore is in multiplayer. So that means everything Badger and friends did in this beta is canon to the Battlefield lore
Hovercrafts scaling buildings is canon. Goofy shit being canon makes it all sooo much better
@@Sniff86245 I love stuff like that, like in Destiny where guardians canonically teabag enemies, jump off high buildings, etc
As it should be
@@hazeltree7738 I love the lore tab that's just Cabal being confused at random guardians dancing in the middle of combat
There better be lore about 16:40
To anyone who is asking. The tornado music is alphascan - get down til we die
Thank you
Badger appreciates his friends and immediately gets dogged on for it 😂
Misery loves company as they say
"drake the kinda whippersnapper" "if you were to show 100 gecs to like, an 1100 AD peasant they would just die" "CHIK-FIL-A IS SACRED" Grouse def on some shit today with these bangers
ngl i dont understand 90% of the memes and references but i still find their humor very funny
Grouse is ALWAYS on some shit
@@patro7177 facts
W H I P P E R S N A P P E R
23:10 24:50
“These are armor piercing, why cant they pierce you?” Obviously he isnt wearing armor
Real Big Brain Move
PFFT, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
Wouldn’t flesh be considered armor?
@@Akunai_ Would that mean the only thing *not* considered armor Is the nervous system? Because the skull *does* protect the brain like a hard hat
"I'm not wearing any diamonds."
22:35 "This is the greatest plaaaaannnnnnnnn"
Ohhhh. I miss Charles. He was the best
So, Badger, how do you feel about Battlefield 2042 dying instantly on full release?
I would sayyyyy, womp. womp.
I’ve never experienced a more American moment than singing East Bound and Down in sync with Badger as he powerslides a military jeep in an active war zone
Hell yeah brother
Knowing the russian badger, I'd say oil is why he was acting so aggressive
21:02 for those
Call of Duty DS stepped up his game.
@@henrypaleveda7760 unfortunately the only oil that Badger cares about it that sweet sweet maple oil
Took me until this video to realize that the reason that TheRussianBadger's Source Models always have their faces covered, is because he doesn't want to animate their mouths all the time.
cant say i blame him that would be annoying as hell
There was that one time with the batman that had lip movement in the payday 2 giant spoon vid, the left 4 dead 2 characters and the cacodemon that was it
@@l-shadow1775 to be fair that was pre mocap er atleast the cacodemon.
Ah yes, the dark souls approach
@@Gerdian185 The Cacodemon was when he was using Source Filmmaker, and to be fair, Cacodemon has only three major articulation points and maybe a few minor ones.
Badger: "This doesn't seem cinematic enough..." Hellicopter falling from the sky: "bonjour"
badger alone: good badger with the others: Nightmare for enemies
Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare
The c4 destroys the body, the c5 denies his soul to enter the kingdom of heaven.
what about the c6? the c6 literally fucking warps reality and ceases the man to go into any afterlife
@@exursix c7 erases the man from existing
@@fylthl C4 does that too. But not completely there are still guts everywhere
@@fylthl c8 creates a singularity in the multiverse
@@Haunted2077 C9 Reverses the Big Bang
"How do you fail a quicktime event in elementary school?" Simple, he put his controller down thinking it was a cutscene.
exactly bro
on flex glue
**cough cough**, Resident Evil 4
*you have no, FUCKING idea*
Yeah, never put the controller down during a cutscene
0:26 drake the type of whippersnapper im crying😂
8:03 if Thatcher ever saw this he'd probably have a stroke
This video is honestly the definition of "Anything is fun if you're doing it with your friends."
This is where the appeal to mass suicide comes from
@@alexmack7955 excuse me *w h a t*
@@f1shyspace He has a point
You could say that for all games. Or at least most.
Or maybe it's just that he thinks the game is fun, ever thought of that?
"armor piercing English" sounds like a spell in an American MMORPG lmao
I CANT ANYMORE... ARMOR PIERCING ENGLISH😭😭😭😭
Final attack names be like
They probably got a school dungeon to raid
That’d be an interesting mmo
More like an charisma augmenting skill
Bager casually on his way to send someone straight to hell :)
in every match i play i always find my self slapping C5 on my atv and charging towards a tank
"What the dog doin'?" The 300lb dog with guns and and ammo strapped on it: I'm about to commit what they call war crimes
It's never a war crime the first time
300? that hunk of metal is at least 700. i wouldn't imagine being able to carry a giant fucking metal dog with a gun on top of it
Geneva convention? Kek, more like Geneva suggestion.
“Skulker isn’t an ai” I was expecting a joke along the lines of “even if he was a robot, A.I. stands for artificial INTELLIGENCE, which would not apply because we are all dumb as bricks”
“I’m backing up outta here this isn’t cinematic enough” *helicopter falls out of the sky and explodes and he gets annihilated by a frag from heaven*
"The negatives are dwarfed by the positives" Current Steam review rating: *Overwhelmingly Negative*
Honestly its because of how long its taken for dice and ea to do anything
The beta was so much better the n the game right now
@@king-peticca it truly felt much more promising, too
@@king-peticca but hey, some people will be telling other people to basically be complacent with poor game experiences for absolutely no reason, allowing companies to get away with more shit
Mostly cuz the bugs they did remove were fun and the ones that were left were the annoying ones
The idea of Skulker being an man-made AI that has buried himself in ten thousand layers of irony with memes and his soundboard brings me so much joy. Skulker: *hyper intelligent learning computer* Also Skulker: "hehe funny button make fart noise"
The concept that an AI can figure out that reverberated fart noises are hilarious is proof that we never actually invented artificial intelligence - we instead invented artificial stupidity and called it done.
i love the idea, because skulker is to wacky to be a human, like, hell just randomly throw a reverb fact noise in or just casually activate autotune and everyone is laughing
Man, everyone's like "mah 45" or "mah 9mm" folks gonna act sturdy until a homie walks up with that colt walker
8:24 m5 is a military designation. Because the Sig MCX Spear was adopted as the army's assult rifle, it earns the title m5 replacing the m4
Badger's video production is on a whole other level. Holy crap
Always is
Zad😢
Hey Tbag good to see you are a Badger Fan
Better with every upload
Wassup tbag!
“How do you fail a quick time event in real life?” Literally the most badger thing I’ve heard and I loved every bit of it
Lol
16:21 I like how he barely lifts up the Gustav yet the rocket still flies straight
man this guy can make any game funny as hell
Badger: *falls from orbit* Only thing in my head: "stand by for badger fall"
pilot i recommend embarking, the area is known to cause aneurysms
>badger fall Also known as slut drop
So basically, Badger has become numb to the pain that EA has put him through over the years
Seems like it would be a good business model, to let people down enough to where the bar is _this_ low. Except everyone still hates it, so it's obviously not working.
If EA paid you dozens of thousands of dollars, you would be forgiving too
yes
As a person who plays Sims Yeah I can say EA gives all their players pain
@@alecmullaney7957wdym
Yes, I am also old enough to remember noodle guy, thank you badger for reminding me that dice and Bethesda just never finished the games even 11 years ago.
"Instead of M4s there's M5s? That's hysterical." Man that didn't age so hot did it
“I can just feel the positivity flowing through my veins” Wait until Badger sees the Subreddit.
A magical journey that would be.
Unlimited Power?
Oho here we go again
What is reddit?
@@ELITE_AG incel hell
“How do you fail a quick time event in elementary school?” Is definitely up there in my top 10 Badger quotes
We all need to know your top 10 quotes!!
Give us the full list!
Give us the list
The list, hand it over
Bain: guys, the list! Go get it.
10:46 "I'm backing up out of here this doesn't seem cinematic enough" Airplane precedes to immediately crash right in front of him
The only KZheadr that can make sponsors funny
Graystillplays Raycon That's aaaaall I'm gonna say
Internet historian would like a word with you
Ha ha it is I grunty BOI
RussianBadger and his friend group is like the perfect well, friend group. They all just naturally flow off of each other and get along so well. I wish my friends were like this
I'm sure they have plenty of similar cringe moments that every one does. We got to remember that badger filters all the recorded footage so that we only get the best/funny moments, but yes they seem like a well tight friend group.
It's always nice when you have the friends / bois necessary to have as much fun as Badger and his friends do. It's awesome.
Wait, you have friends?
@@kevindejong8366 perhaps
I wish i had a irl friend group, bit i hlgot an onloline one so good enough
"Yeah so this game ruined a who-knows-how expensive gaming PC which would bankrupt 99% of the viewers if it happened to by literally exploding it, and the developers have learned nothing about making their betas not utterly bugged messes for a literal decade, but let me just praise it for 20 minutes straight" Sounds like me talking about Skyrim
This video can be summed us COPIUM lol
This game isn't even all that much better looking than BF4. Gotta assume it was a coinkydink because no way this game is too much for even a 6 year old PC.
@@Unethical.Dodgson bf4 looks better because this game can hardly be run on a 3080
21:45 POW right in the kisser
I have rewatched this a dozen times and it still puts a smile on my face. I do have one question: What the hell is that crazy dubstep during the tornado clips? It slaps.
“The worm guy” brought back so many cursed memories. I was not ready for that
*Audible slupring sounds*
He was a cool guy i liked him on a personal level
bro i saw the neck and i was like there it is!
"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries." Armor Piercing English
👉Family issues 👉Rude! 40 DAMAGE
Perfection. (Anybody who doesnt get this, go look up Monty Python)
@@jonaldjodonald1888 I was JUST thinking that lol
Sounds like that one game on the App Store where you insult people
@@jonaldjodonald1888 Oh, Sir...!
Badger foreshadowing killing vehicles with explosive drones will be a thing in the future at 19:00 gotta be the funniest unfunny thing ever
17:59 is a jumpscare 💀
White woman jumpscare
Armor piercing English is when you confess to a girl and she says “ew”
No no no
That's overkill English
I would know....first hand experience....even attended my own closed casket funeral...
@@MoonRose-Valentine F
@@Notatitanmain titan for the wiiiiin lmao
The year is 2042 and Badger is still obsessed with blowing up unsuspecting victims from point blank range... Good to see that some things never change with time.
*Sips a can of "unspecified energy drink"* "Ahh, some things never get old." 😂😂
you just see like a fifty year old man jumping from the sky with a rocket launcher turned around back wards coming to destroy your family
Someone is being born who will be old enough to drink in the U.S. when they stumble upon this moment.
Yo how many *G* dat WiFi sights got in 2042 man? Is it 6G or 7G?
bro has World of Tanks all the way down his throat in sponsorships
"Drake the type of whippersnapper" All I took away from the video other than the computer flamethrower
"there is no restrictions to classes now, moar freedom less identity" *Me doing 4 classics pre-loadouts and one "GoingApeShit"*
Dare I ask what's in the GoingApeShit loadout?
@@cybernurgle6413 yes
@@arthurcalasans5931 what's in the GoingApeShit loadout?
@@cybernurgle6413 mainly explosives and gadgets to "get the job done", so it's a *yes* 👌
If i see a fucker with a carl gustav, enough c4 to level the white house, enough frags, and LOTS OF UNDER-BARREL GRENADES, I’l know who you are.
"Man I had a blast playing this game." "Yeah my computer decided to try purging the unclean and I had to scramble to my local pc build store to slap a new gaming rig together." Only Badger, dude. Only Badger.
Fire alarm? Good. LET IT BURN!
Only someone literally paid to play the game
he had a blast and his computer got blasted
@@xCCflierx he wasn’t paid for this one. He was sponsored by world of tanks but that’s it, nothing to do with EA or DICE really, he just played the beta like others did.
I am so glad that badger can have fun with games that people say is mediocre or even trash.
Badger's bots that he uses to punch in his videos when he makes a new video: "aw shit, here we go again"
Badger out here with rose tinted glasses as having good friends like his makes literally anything fun
Something as chaotically shitty as the bf beta is just fuel for the chaos that is badgers friend group
“My gaming pc transformed into a gaming oven while playing this beta, and I still had a blast” *“And I still had a blast”* I mean, the blast part ain’t much of a surprise
The game could be fun but this shit aint battlefield. It just isnt.
@@isosev yeah it’s not battlefield, it is so much more, it is… PERFECTION!!
@@_ghosthat_2532 Its garbage that you only think is good because a shmuck youtuber was paid to say its good. Its genuinely the worst modern battlefield game, and that's including 1
@@CunnyMuncher according to the video, it wasn't sponsered by EA. Meaning, if he was, he *should* include a tag explaining the video is a paid promotion. Without it, it's literally illegal. Accept reality for once
@@SpiderMan-xw8wh He makes money off of these videos regardless, and if he shills it, he gets put in the pool of purchaseable content creators. Shilling is how they make money, its why they never shit talk potential sponsors like Raid, because they'd lose out on profitability. Accept the reality that this game is shit. Its the worst rated game on steam in history, for a AAA title, is flagantry antagonistic towards its players, and is a completely unfinished mess with no excuse to be bad.
11:10 payday 2 on death sentence difficulty be like
22:02 the lack of a gun sound
Badger and I both just said “I’m old enough to remember the worm guy” at the same time, I feel accomplished
Badger: “Man this shit boring af.” Random ass Helicopter: “Tell my family I love them.”
Helicopter: Banzai
0:33 idk why tf this made me laugh but it did
26:37 is easily one of the best moments
I love that Badger and his Discord buddies can make games like Battlefield 2042 so fun to watch. I'm so glad I found this guy.
imagine being called a bot by badger lol
Agreed!!!💥
Should checkout General Sam too then. He's fuckin hilarious with any games him and his friends play
It's like one of my friends said about fallout 76. "Playing with a group of friends make any game fun"
Petition to bully and shitpost badger till he let's his fans join the discord
Badger: Is talking about how buggy the rag doll physics are Also Badger: Uses CyberPunk 2077 music I sense a message…
I wish
Not even bajur can make that shit work
What was the name of the song he used when he was falling at Mach 1?
@@t.cameron3365 "Get Down 'Til We Die" by Alphascan For anyone looking, that's the song he used that hit that tornado spin Edit: It's not even a Cyberpunk2077 song.
@@TTBNC thanks bro
6:23 just gave me enlightment and i have now been having so much fun in the game that i am low key getting head aches from the sheer fun
This aged like a half gallon of milk left out in the Arizona sun
Comes full circle here we go again. Badger starts with BF, and like 70 years later he's still making commentary over Battlefield footage.
"hi this is bajur in retirement home and ima play batfield 69 and show AY FUCK my back"
So we gon live through 4 more fuckin years of r6s
@@connorschrock2883 rainbow six stopped being good on y5s4 it was fun y5s3 below
2079, the skullker AI has taken over the net, and forces badger and friends to do 1 video a month or they die
After about a year after watching this video exactly. I can now say this; this game is a badger paradise. Pure. God dayum. CHAOS
23:41 he mentioned the day I was born:>
I actually started watching Badger back when he still did BF4 stuff, and too see how far he's come in both quality and life its honestly a real treat. One of the few creators on here that I look forward to watching their videos as soon as possible.
Same
Bro I remember trying to get the bois to watch him😂
kiddinf
"I appreciate you guys and find you endearing" "Whos holding you hosting?" "I think your sanity is depleting" I absolutely love this relationship dynamic
I think hostage auto corrected to hosting
The little "nope" and "kaboom" on the switch when he hits the c5 is amazing
Gotta love how badger says he enjoyed playing this game so much and then never uploaded a single video on the full game, especially now when its actually starting to get good
Badger: I like this game, it's fun Internet: Top 10 lowest steam score game, take it or leave it
Yeah, while it's up to him in the end to decide what is fun and isn't for him, majority speaks here that game is crap. It's just a bit of a shame he's copping out with just accepting the unadulterated and next-level shittiness as part of the game experience instead of just not buying it. He's right that bitching at them doesn't work, but money talks.
@@lordlurk7968 I know your comment is a year old but I have a point to make. Some people like the chaos of a buggy ass game. Badger is one of those people.
@@shadowwalker4144 If the game was meant to be like Goat Simulator, I'd totally agree with your sentiment, but not from an overpriced AAA game that promised massively more than it delivered. While bugginess and janky physics can be fun and hilarious, this was *not* the kind of game where it was expected from.
I love the way he says “BuT uSe ThE bUrSt FiRe, UsE tHe BuRsT fIre” 24:17
Haha
23:00 The foreshadowing on this throwaway bit is nuts after hearing about a lost F35
Not gonna cap this is one of the best KZhead sponsor vids I've seen most people make it boring and generic but you made me actually wanted to play WOT
I love the chaos of trying to take tower objectives in breakthrough. Glitchy elevators, hover craft going up the sides of buildings, and helicopters trying to bail out as many troops before being imploded
I'm playing the trial because I'm broke atm. I love playing breakthrough with every fiber of my being in this game. Those are just features hover crafts have become snail. Hope you have fun.
@@izsaktapolchanyi2343 a surface is a surface, so watch this boat fuck go up against gravity
@@Deleted-Banana in 2042 anything is possible. Does that mean I might get to get and keep a girlfriend? I have my doubts.
@@izsaktapolchanyi2343 rope and van thank me later
@@rangerleaf1505 noted. Or I could just use tinder
The fact he had fun was 100% due to his friends and one day I want to play with his group
He's been bribed by EA
"i dont like this game so that means he cant like it either" You sound like a child.
@@supersonicstrat Damn how much money is EA giving you? You must have replied to every single negative comment.
@@benprickett8894 tree fitty
@@benprickett8894 Again with this "if you like the game you were paid off" bullshit.
Badger: “you should play this game.” Also Badger: “MY COMPUTER LITERALLY EXPLODED!!” That sure makes me comfortable running that on my pc
26:07 I appreciate you playing Drop Zone as you are free falling.
“How do you fail a quick time event in real life?” I found hilarious and will forever live rent free in my head
Correction: “How do you fail a QuickTime event in Preschool?”
@@just_delta-2589 how you gonna correct someone but still get it wrong lmaoo. Badger says “elementary school”
computer bursts into flames badger: anyway this is the best game I've ever played
*cough* shill *cough*
@@utes5532 more like shitpost, he ain't shilling anyone except the art of shitpost
@@utes5532 So someone being optimistic and enjoying themselves is shilling?
Ordinary people : Oh no! My PC! It's on fire! Bager : Well, my PC is on fire.
@@utes5532 He mentions all of the problems and admits his computer is on fire. ObViOuS sHiLl!
That dude on the roof looking down at you like, "that cinematic enough fer ya?"
Badgers approach to gaming is profound.
As someone who has actually had a brain aneurysm, that sound effect is fucking hilarious
What was it like?
but is it accurate?
@@gramursowanfaborden5820 but is it immersive?
Go away Clown Torres; we don't want your *Salvation INTENSIFYING* over here!
How are you alive?
I love that the game takes place in 2042. There's scientific marvels, there's advanced weaponry, there are 102 different guns he could be using... and Badgur still chooses to be a cowboy.
there's 22 guns in the game
@@Puca_Patchworks i was being hyperbolic
Advancements in technology comes and goes but the west will live on forever
Cowboys don't use... Ahem... C5 AND M5A1's
@@andresantoniogilsumma6234 dag nabbit boy-eh! He's talking bout DAT dere magnum 44 ....or would it be magnum 45 do to the plus 1? God help me this whole topic is blursed lmfaooo
Easly one of my new favorite youtubers love your animation man
Badger’s pure positivity is infectious
With guys like badger and his crew, I would die laughing from just watching paint dry. These men are an inspiration and also a menace at the same time. I don't know if that's incredible or just scary.
Boffum.
Yes
Should checkout General Sam too then. He's fuckin hilarious with any games him and his friends play