Returning To Norms: Biden Rips Putin In Tough Phone Call, Immediately Releases Details
President Biden is busy cleaning up his predecessor's messes, among them this country's relationship with Russia, and Stephen was caught off guard by the new administration's return to norms around transparency in foreign policy. #Colbert #ALateShow #Monologue
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I liked when he called T****, "Citizen". That cracked me up!
Citizen "needs a" Cane
Me too haha
5:50
Dexter Bernard so Colbert is still blaming trump for Americans dying...funny, I thought Biden was now president?
Can anyone explain why people are not writing the citizen's actual name but using "T****" instead? I honestly don't know. Would love an explanation.
Any time a college kid in their 20s claiming to be a CEO says "yea sure I'll handle vital medical distribution" just save the time and arrest them immediately
Yeah, did we learn *nothing* from Elizabeth Holmes?
Philly had a COVID Fyre festival. WTF were the administrators thinking? Get rid of them.
This kids mentor must be current CEO and former President Donald Trump.
Who’s the governor of Pennsylvania? Oh yeah. Got it.
🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅
I think it's sweet that you can hear his Mrs in the background laughing. I kinda get the feeling that they're good mates away from the camera's. He's funny and she's entertained. Match made in heaven cos we all know that laughing makes you happy.
"Thank you, Citizen." That's being generous, imo.
I live in Indiana. This morning, while driving to work, I saw Mike Pence standing at the intersection holding a sign that said, "No hang-ups here. Will work for votes". I did the right thing and threw my coffee at him.
😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣thats right, Mike!
😂😂😂😂
👏👏👏👏You should, of course, just thrown your covfefe at him.
Mike Pence did the right thing January 6 and didn't do Trumps bidding. Leave the guy alone. Give credit where credit is do. If I was Pence and my friend (Trump) put me in harms way. Trump would be laying in a hospital recovering from an ass whooping.
I love the man behind the camera trying to suppress his laughter
I believe that is Stephen's son.
I believe that's his son,.. you can hear his wife too, her laugh is contagious
I miss Evies laughter
I actually think it’s Paul Dinelo 😂😂😂
I thought it was Muttley!
A walk-in tub does sound nice, until you realize you have to sit there waiting for the water to drain before you can get out.
Well you have to wait for it to fill, too don't you? If you want to use the door, that is. If not, then what do you want a walk-in for, right?
I do that anyway lol
He Who Shall Not Be Named has yet to be named in this segment.
It was "citizen" tonight.
Am I the only one who will miss hearing the crew trying to stifle their laughter instead of the loud audience yelling and clapping?
I miss Jon cackling in the background tho haha
I love Covid Colbert.
I'm gonna miss living in a free country.
@@jluvs2ride Jokes on you. We *never* had one! Hah!
@@jluvs2ride Did your life truly change under Trump? Did you get richer? Did you have a fuller social life? Did you have a good 2020? Or did what he said just *sound* good? I was raised apolitically - not a Democrat or a Republican. I wanted to find out who I thought was right. I went to school, a lot of school. I spent a bunch of time in Washington DC. I see both sides. I understand gun culture, for example. But many Republicans simply don't understand the full picture on really big problems like covid, the economy, etc. And it is always better to decide from *more* information rather than less information. On the other hand, Democrats aren't communicating and working with Republicans, so they stink too. Just live. It will all be ok. The Democrats are too busy trying to clean up the covid/economy/etc. mess to worry about taking away your freedoms!
Really Stephen? A catapult? We all know the trebuchet is the superior siege weapon.
facts
Stephen should know. They used them to good effect at the defense of Minas Tirith. They only went down because Sauron is a cheap bastard and sent air power to eliminate them.
Besides, you'd need too many cats.
Onager
Go ballista or go home.
It is always such a treat to hear Evie laughing in the background.
"He did deliver on America first" & he also warned you you won't like it too remember? "so much winning, you'll be sick of winning, you'll be saying please Mr President, no more winning" yup, he was right!
that didn't age well
@@barnabyrobert2564 to
He also promised "American Carnage" at his Inauguration......Promises made, promises kept.
"Thank you... citizen." Man that's nice to hear.
It’s so nice to see Stephen smile when he’s talking about the President again. Like genuinely smile.
A president whose name does not need to be censored with asterisks.
I'd be honored if some fellow citizens would take a quick listen to my acoustic piano & vocal performance of DANCING IN THE DARK by Bruce Springsteen on my YT channel in tribute to the United States of America and our 46th President, Joseph R. Biden. Peace and everybody stay safe out there.
Now we have a president who khameleon Harris called a racist....a president who khameleon Harris called a sexual predator...and said she believes his accusers......a president who says AINT NOBODY HOLDING ME RESPONSIBLE FOR SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED 100-200-300 YEARS AGO....and we all know what he is referring to.....guess toxic masculinity and racism is acceptable now....#we 2faced...#do as we say not as we do....
@@williedixon1180 oooookay
Trump = Citizen Vain.
Never seen Colbert smiling this much recently in the last few years.
Well he was one of those listed as evil on the qanon.list so he's probably happy that was quashed so his ugly won't come to light
@@kayagyft2049 No content. No playlists. No... wait..: is this... are you... Q?
@@kayagyft2049 That comment was about as bright as a burned out lightbulb. 😂
He has a solid job and great healthcare. Why shouldn't he be happy?
@@kayagyft2049 you should really get back on your meds
I love Stephen. He’s like the cool PTA dad that lets his kids and their friends drink beer just as long as he’s in the house.
Hearing Stephen refer to Trump as “citizen” felt so good.
Federal inmate would sound even better!
We should be hearing that Trump is number 115478 NY Dept of Corrections.
I am not an American citizen but i liked it
If you have a daughter better protect her should she need to use a public bathroom. Biden opened them back up to creepy guys. Oh and be ready to watch your daughter loose in high school and college sporting events which were supposed to be for girls. Biden opened that up to guys too.
Yes, and so is obumma a citizen.
I noticed that ever since 1/20, Steven has looked so much happier.
I think we’re all happier now
Everyone is happier
You think he's happy, look at fauci. It's amazing
And healthier!
It's like years have been added to my life.
The writers are wonderful. This stuff is gold.
Steven writes most of his own stuff
I thought ZOOM was a children's show on PBS, like Mr. Rogers and Sesame Street.
It is also a TV show...I think defunct? I tried out for it as a kid lol
That “citizen” line was perfect
Still chuckling sporadically
It felt so good to hear that
@@boredLol213 Weird it's showing as 4 stars on my keyboard but not when I post it
@@boredLol213 Nope tried again for some reason it doesn't allow me to post a T then 4 stars after it. I'll just delete it.
Good lord. That Putin Palace complex is the exact kind of place you'd expect to see the Climactic final shootout in a James Bond movie. Complete with gratuitous explosions and private armies streaming in out of nowhere to fight each other.
@Henry Hello hope you are doing great Will love to know you if you dont mind
I agree! First thing I thought was that it must be a Bond villain lair xD
Earsplitinloudenboomer
It’s a goldeneye level for sure
They dont say to you its a CGI right? Im actualy scared about how brainwashed are U.S. people...
Should have use a trebuchet. Everyone knows trebuchet is the superior siege weapon.
But remember David’s well-placed slingshot worked pretty well too.
@@ljohnson2181 Fairy tales don't count.
@@ljohnson2181 It was a sling, not a slingshot, and neither of those is a siege weapon.
That " 'Putin' on the ritz" comment🤣
I did notice him switching over from Putin's palace to Trump's apartment. As soon as I saw the tacky gold everything I knew.
Me too...and it was spot on.
Me too. 👍 It is so, so, so 🤢🤮.. I don't know what to call it, is there a stronger word than ugly?
@@gabrieleghut1344 It's a noun, but "trumpery" fits well.
@@gabrieleghut1344 Garish? Gaudy? Lurid? Bilious? Tastelessly ostentatious and vulgar? Im not sure the right word exists to describe Trump's style of interior design. Trumpatious? Trumpuous? Trumpy?
@@gabrieleghut1344 It's tacky.
I almost spit out my drink at “Mother work the pole”. 🤣🤣
This intro made me pause & make a cup of solidarity tea. My heart belongs to you sir. You and your wonderful staff.
Forgive the ignorant Canadian that am I...I honestly thought the MyPillow guy was made up this whole season! Oh my gosh I can't believe he's an actual person! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol, I wish.
You MUST interview Caitlin Dougherty. Her funeral home in LA, overwhelmed and there is no help from the government at all. She was crying...
yup, a horribly run democratic state that keeps taxing because they waste/steal money and have 22% of the whole nations homeless population. Are you really surprised that the funeral home in LA was screwed over by Pelosi and her cronies?
@@chrisguzek1096 Ok, dum-dum! Funeral homes are not getting screwed over. NOT THE PROBLEM! The issue is the OVERWHELMING amount of business Trump has left behind in his shameful wake! SOME people actually have compassion and a soul, unlike you!
@@ljohnson2181 lol, the Nursing home comment had nothing to do with how nursing homes are doing, just how Dems easily forget the lies and issues with their own party. I was putting Cuomo down for lying and false reporting, whatever it was obviously lost by you. If your issue is with businesses failing, well, again, just look back to last year, Trump along with other republicans called for stopping shut downs and Cuomo called them Granny Killers. Yet now somehow you again with your short liberal memory have the ability to blame businesses shutting down at Trump's wake, while it was really the wake of moron dem leaders who believed in shutdowns in 2020 but somehow now that Biden is in office, it's OKAY to open the economy back up. What short memories you have, lololol. You are the dumb dumb L Johnson.
Wouldn't be surprised if Putin has a shark tank under a retractable floor...
With FRICKEN laser beams?
Prolly has someone push the button for him. He's so precious.
@@TimestampGuy2020 You totally beat me to it. That immediately came to mind when I read that lol.
@@TimestampGuy2020 maybe it could be... “sea bass...MUTATED sea bass...” 😂
Nah, he’s old school. It would be bears or tigers, something along that line.
I kind of noticed! I thought "eww, that just looks like T*=÷'s house".
Immediately I thought “gold everywhere and cherubs? No wonder t**** wanted to be his bestie”
I did notice that the last two pics were A LOT less tasteful. Say what you will about Russians, but they can pull off opulent decadent excess like no others.
When Trumps time on Earth has ended he will break another record. He'll be the first ex President not to get a state funeral.
One can only hope.🙏🏽
Lmfao
I’m so proud to have people like you in our country🇺🇸 You rock Steve, God Bless America!
Australia has added a new phrase: donut day which is when a state or territory has zero new cases of local transmission. A double donut day is no new cases and no deaths.
Does it mean, every single citizen gets a donut for free?
Brilliant for a virus which has not been measured.
@@suekennedy8917 Wtf you talking about?
kingbadmovie oh god another one. So many have been conned by lies about Covid.
@Akai Shigunaru I actually think she was agreeing with king, about sue, but with the internet, and the way replies work on youtube, it's hard to tell. I think every single person in this thread is anti Sue except Sue.
Sentient Cyberhornets would make a great band name.
13:30 So in 2016 we could have had a swarm of sentient cyber-hornets for president, and what we got instead was a much less impressive old, insane man?
A homeless former VP sounds like the premise of a sitcom where the family learns empathy and how the other half lives.
except this is a republican, so we know it won't happen.
@@kenbrown2808 the iorony is that he's republican but homeless. Since when does republicans make laws for the poor.
@Bernedette Kuteyi he sold it bc tax payers literally pay for every single aspect of their lives. EVERY. ASPECT. he didn't need 1, he slept next to little Donnie every night.
@Bernedette Kuteyi In the Indiana Governor's Residence 2013-2016.
SHIT Creek. 😐
“Mother, work the pole.” Fuck me, I lost it! XDDDDD
"Thank you . . .citizen." LMFAO!
"Thank you, citizen " 🤣
I'm guessing Pence doesn't want to be at any particular address where he can be found anyway.
Actually a really good point.
He goes around in a golf cart disguised as a white Leggo tower. With a driver.
@ he can just blend in with the wallpaper like he did at press conferences.
@@markmac2206 -- Maybe he could just dye his hair black? That'd throw most people, I think. How're you doing?
@@ValerieJNorse im doing much better since Jan. 20! how are you?
Oh, I did notice immediately that that was Trump’s apartment! That is bigly tacky! No one is more tacky than him, believe me!! Sad.
I'll give him that one.
The second gold was everywhere I thought "Trump would love this place" 🤣
I thought "this looks exactly like rush limbaugh's place". What is it with fascists and gaudy interiors ?
Yeah I spotted straight away as well.
When you realize that Putin has better taste in furniture than Trump! 😂
Orange boy was booted out, and now his daddy gets some talking-to from the USA. Nice.
You mean Sugar Daddy. 😉
How ignorant of you to not have seen or not believe that the party that colluded with Russia were the democrats. Hillary and the DNC purchased a dossier from a known Russian agent to frame Trump for the very crime they just committed. To further facilitate the problem, the FBI and CIA breifed Obama and Biden about it but they let it go. They never once came out to set the record straight or try to stop it. Seems you put too much faith in your political and media overlords to see the truth they try to hide right infront of your face.
@@adamspringer1042 where did you get this information? Online? News? From your daddy? Don't put too much faith in your overlords!
@@adamspringer1042 Wow sounds bad. Wonder why only MAGAts get arrested and need pardons.
@@mypetgoat100 Thats called corruption bud, why we need term limits.
anyone else love the laxed styles in this age of covid ---- late night wardrobe super casual
Millenials are all rubbing off on us! lol
Stephen is the best! But I wished Evelyn was in the room.
Favorite part of my day this show!!
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“Thank you...citizen.” 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Well done, Stephen! You're spot on!😚👏👏👏👏👏👍
i love this show but whoever does cbs’s captioning needs to have someone monitoring their work :/
The fact y’all can still make up ideas for Catch A Third Wave animations is Emmy worthy tbh
And it's a subtle Beach Boys reference. There's no bad part of this!
OMG LOL!! As the images of Putins' palace were emerging I most definitely thought that the oh so subtle Trump style was being mirrored there
When Stephen put in the T**** pictures, I wondered if that was what he was doing...he mentioned the gold too many times for even Putin!
LOL @ “Thank you, (pause) citizen”
bravo stephen. never quit and keep telling the truth
Nobody compares to Colbert in late night tv. He makes me literally lol in these depressing days! Also, I love hearing his wife giggling off cam at his jokes!
Jon Stewart was better
Colbert is an absolute moron, lol, i laugh every time I see him too!
@@wat7361 of course, but Colbert is still funny, he was better on his last show.
My pop watches Colbert as if True Religion. And I enjoy watching too. But seriously bruh> Don’t add the sign of the Cross to yor jokes b/c u represent the Universal church when u do that .. and although most of your jokes are for Satire ; blessing ourselves during is much. Besides who else watches with pops are elephants too, as the donkey reclines laughing his af on his lazy boy.
"Did Stephen just call an Amphitheatre an Amplitheater?" Stephen says again. "Yup, he sure did."
I was wondering the same thing. Then I had to look it up to see if it was one of those new words for a new iteration of a structure, but nope. Just Stephen being Stephen
If it annoyed you imagine how much it annoyed Putin!
I had to back the video up to be sure I heard him correctly LOL! I didn't expect him to do that. I should be used to it by now LOL!
Really, I don’t like the “-tre” part of the English language; let it die off!
@@evannibbe9375 So, will you go the the thea to see shows then?
I've always wanted one of those walk in bathtubs, too!
This is why I love Biden he knows wtf to do
Those college kids have an excellent future in the Republican party.
,@Angry Kittens. Back in the day, when I was in high scool, we were volunteered to give out oral polio vaccines in sugar cubes. Not problem and no consequences. Guess instead of college studeents, they should go to the truly responsible high schoolers.
@@nomadicroadrat -- I agree. I don't think the problem was that they were college students, I think it was THOSE college students.
@@ValerieJNorse Pretty sure handing out an extremly vital project to a 22-year-old CEO is part of the problem.
@Ace Saylor Must be funny living in a little fairytale where democrats are elites, only working for the rich, but also kill the domestic industry for to benefit foreign countries and hurt the US and theirfore the rich and ofcourse themself... I know it's hard, but maybe try thinking for yourself once in a while, would ya?
@Ace Saylor Sure thing, Russian bot. You're welcome. Now go wash Putin's dishes.
Older people having their information stolen is actually a really big issue because they are more likely to be tricked by messages or calls asking for money. I mean selling data is a big issue as well but yeah.
True! My grandma has had issues with scam calls in recent years. She’s living with us now, and it’s worrying how helpless I feel about protecting her from internet and phone scams. Thank god she doesn’t spend most of her time on Facebook.
My mom received a voicemail from "social security" saying there was a problem and asked for her social security number. I spoke with her actual worker to ask about it and they confirmed it was a scam. I'm so relieved I was able to stop her from calling that number back.
My landlords got scammed and now their family is insufferable to the tenants changing lease agreements to try to get it back off of us 😒
@@Whatsayoutuber my grandma too. twice. and she's so stubborn she wont listen to my warnings. one of them called when i was there, i tried to grab the phone and handle it but she went in her room and locked the door!
When president Biden was asked what was his conversation with Putin about, he literally said : "You, he sends his regards" !!! Guys were back to decency, normalcy, respectful behaviors. Were united again!
@Fester Adamsbro I was joking, have you heard about cynicism?
I miss this format! The audience is too distracting, and Stephen may not like it, but he's great with this intimate, casual format. 💙
Calling Trump "citizen", while a huge improvement, is still creepy...
Trump 4ever 😍🥰
Rob - so true lol
I think I'll stick to disgrace shit stain until he becomes inmate # ******** :P
"Convict" sounds even better 🙏
Citizen cane... ...toad.
The cameraman was literally killing me, every time he laughed it made me crack up 😂😂 I can't.
No, he wasn't literally killing you, or was this your dying message? R.I.P.
@ArtVande1ay1 It's okay, now I can come back as a GHOSTTTTT
My condolences to your family,....
@@Kasia_Luna :D
Same here. I thought these new late show episodes would be awkward without an audience but it’s actually really charming.
OMG!!!! LOL!! THE Clue joke is priceless! So on point too!!! Love it!
Thanks Stephen! 🧡
Putin: Bond Villain Trump: Disney Villain McConnell: Anthropomorphic Tortoise in Human Skin
That is pretty spot on, but I always said that McConnell was a relative of Foghorn Leghorn, yes, I do declare. Can a giant chicken have a tortoise relative? Never mind, we already know Conservatives do some really freaky stuff when nobody is looking.
I just feel bad for the turtles/tortoises being compared that thing.
I thought it looked like Trump’s Apt! The nasty gold every where!
I got it by the last two shots, but I didn't realize the whole last half was Trump's. Does that mean that the stripper pole was Trump's? Because that makes much more sense.
His apartment looked like what really poor people think rich people's idea of living wealthy is. An 80s rapper with too much money and no amount of class is how that apartment looked. Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous minus the style.
It was not real, just gold tone, the material they make cheap costume jewelry from.
You can buy an education but you can't buy class.
@@dabullzfan25 -- You nailed it! You've probably heard Fran Liebowitz's famous remark that Trump is a poor man's idea of a rich man, a stupid man's idea of a smart man, and a weak man's idea of a strong man.
“Thank you citizen” 🤣😂🤣😂
ThankYou
switching to a model that sells people's info sounds very disingenuous, almost to the point of sketchy, especially when you consider most of the people that scammers actually fool seem to be the elderly...
and will it keep gathering info as all people are done?
Looks like Trump University Internship is doing damage already. Government needs to create new curriculum for them called Mike Pence Penitentiary.
Same thoughts here. Scammers would pay top dollar for phone numbers of old people.
Considering it's going to be all health information protected by HIPAA... Sure, go ahead, kid, enjoy all those fines. What's the record for youngest person to bankrupt a company?
@@YamiOni I dunno. How old was Trump when he embezzled his piggy bank funds?
Big Butterscotch is no joke... They design those hard candies with the intent of using them as ammunition in the upcoming Tapioca wars. Mark my words...
The way Trump says protesters are using cans of soup as ammunition against cops😂
Lemonheads unite!
I have my grandma's supply from the 60s Easters. I am one hammer crack away from being ready
My Peeps are stale, hard, and ready to fire, Sir!!!
@@vsedai I'm still trying to think of a use for Grandma's fruit cakes.
Thank you Stephen for always making us laugh when we should have been crying. Hallelujah Trump is gone!!!! Worst president in history.
"Mother, work the pole." If I ever heard that on the F train, I'd actually donate some money.
so nice to hear when a president has a call with putin, that the call isnt immediately redacted into oblivion
@Ace Saylor disagree. China.
Gee...with the whole CIA/DNCIA Media machine cranked up to 💯 calling Trump a "Putin Puppet" - based on the COMPLETELY fabricated "Steele Dossier" - I can't imagine why someone trying to ratchet-down the new Obama/ClintonCold War with Russia , wouldn't want their efforts at Diplomacy dragged through the press... No wait... Maybe I can... And Just like that... Stephen Colbert was back to selling US IMPERIAL/anti-Russia CIA Propaganda.... Like the ACTUALLY DEBUNKED "Russian Bounties" story. caitlinjohnstone.com/2020/09/15/democrats-ignore-us-militarys-refutation-of-russian-bounties-story/ www.strategic-culture.org/news/2020/07/06/russian-bounties-here-we-go-again/ And then there's the "Russian" interference in our Elections Narrative... theduran.com/hillary-clinton-pr-firms-busted-paying-off-journalists-to-push-trump-russia-fake-news/ mobile.twitter.com/aaronjmate/status/1078296371910926336 Gee...I wonder if Joe Biden is going to call up Boris Johnson, or Elizabeth and Philip Windsor - and read them the riot act over THIS: www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/mar/23/leaked-cambridge-analyticas-blueprint-for-trump-victory ? No... Probably not... raymcgovern.com/2020/09/30/uh-oh-was-hrc-behind-the-russian-dnc-hack-canard/ consortiumnews.com/2020/08/21/ray-mcgovern-catapulting-russian-meddling-propaganda/ consortiumnews.com/2019/01/15/russia-gate-evidence-please/ hiddenfacts471222803.wordpress.com/2018/05/16/russia-did-it-after-the-dnc-got-caught-with-its-pants-down/ www.globalresearch.ca/dark-web-voter-database-report-casts-new-doubts-russian-election-hack-narrative/5723890 raymcgovern.com/2019/04/18/dnc-gate-patrick-lawrence-saw-through-it-from-the-start/ www.salon.com/2016/07/25/shades_of_the_cold_war_how_the_dnc_fabricated_a_russian_hacker_conspiracy_to_deflect_blame_for_its_email_scandal/ raymcgovern.com/2017/04/07/2936/ www.thenation.com/article/how-did-russiagate-begin/ caitlinjohnstone.com/2020/12/18/secret-invisible-evidence-of-russian-hacking-is-not-actually-evidence/ thebaffler.com/salvos/from-russia-with-panic-levine consortiumnews.com/2020/10/19/the-emails-are-russian-will-be-the-narrative-regardless-of-facts-or-evidence/ thegrayzone.com/2020/10/23/blaming-moscow-for-hunter-bidens-laptop-is-russiagate-disinformation thegrayzone.com/2019/03/27/a-very-incomplete-list-of-sinister-things-vladimir-putin-russia-the-russians-have-been-accused-of-doing/ medium.com/@caityjohnstone/russiagate-is-bullshit-and-we-fucking-told-you-so-88d88bcbe004 medium.com/@caityjohnstone/five-things-that-would-make-the-cia-cnn-russia-narrative-more-believable-bd8187b601c0 Perhaps Stephen's (and Biden's) resurrection of these"debunked conspiracy theory"(s) - has something to do with US/UK/NATO plans for Global Hegemonic DOMINATION... As laid out by Zbigniew Brzezinski, in his mid-1990's classic - "The Grand Chessboard"...and then reiterated by PNAC in their infamous planning documents, calling for "A new Pearl Harbor"? www.blacklistednews.com/article/69784/the-integrity-initiative--a-military-intelligence-operation-disguised-as-charity-to-create-the.html www.globalresearch.ca/rand-encirclement-russia/5726528 www.globalresearch.ca/rand-corp-how-destroy-russia/5678456 www.globalresearch.ca/this-outlaw-power-americas-intent-is-to-dominate-china-russia-and-the-world/5680092 www.thenation.com/article/why-russians-think-america-is-waging-war-against-russia/ www.strategic-culture.org/news/2018/07/29/america-allies-against-russia-and-iran/ And for the record - calling OBVIOUS US INTELLIGENCE ASSET, and Far-Right Russian political figure Alexei Navalny "Putin's Rival" - makes ABOUT as much sense as calling Jo Jorgenson or Howie Hawkins or Rocky DelaFuente - the rival of Joe Biden, or Donald Trump. Navalny polls at 1% in Russia. He's MUCH more popular in Washington DC, Langley, and in the US Corporatist-STATE Media. dissidentvoice.org/2020/09/why-it-is-likelier-that-the-u-s-government-had-alexei-navalny-poisoned/ www.craigmurray.org.uk/archives/2020/09/novichok-navalny-nordstream-nonsense/ Ah...."Norms"... Like ramping up a new Cold War abroad - while simultaneously beginning a domestic campaign against the free speech of Dissidents, here at home... Now that just screams FREEDOM... Doesn't it? Just move the hands of the Doomsday clock a little further towards Permanent Midnight then, I guess...
@Ace Saylor I think that we can agree that rule by Executive Fiat is bad. However - Trump did some pretty awful things by Executive order. So I can understand why Biden would sign a flurry of them, in the effort to reverse Trump's - many of which were reversals of Obama... Trump didn't sign many in his first week - because his transition team was almost non-existent - and then was a disaster...almost like he wasn't expecting the Machines to declare HIM the winner in 2016. However - I will join you in critcism of some of the things that Biden has done by Executive order - like undoing Trump's attempt to keep down the prices on Insulin and Epinephrine. That's shady AF... And it shows why he won't just use an Executive Order to give EVERY AMERICAN healthcare - in the face of an Emergency ,(as Lee Camp has suggested he could). It's because he's in the pockets of Big PHARMA, and the Insurance industry... He didn't STEAL the Nomination from Bernie Sanders for no reason. TDMSRESEARCH.COM Single Payer healthcare coverage for ALL Americans - is SUPER-MAJORITY popular... Even more than half of REPUBLICANS support it... But for some reason - Joe Biden refuses to do so 🤔.
@Ace Saylor Tip of the Fedora to you too, sir.
@Doug Smithart yeah Putin is trumps boyfriend. China’s ccp boys are Biden’s 😝
The interpreter needs to report on what transpired during these negatiatons.
Good luck they’re either bribed with enough to take care of them for life or if they wouldn’t take it they’re 6 feet underground
Stephen. You and your writers nailed this show!!!🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣thank you for the funniest shit I've heard in a while. Made my day😎
Stephen is an agent of deception, my friend... Media and Hollywood are not our friends.. Wake up Sleepyhead
If Pootin wants a new start with the Biden Administration, he should tell what he has on Trump.
The last word you've used is no longer valid see t****
*skid mark Fixed it!
@@jan20thisusanewindependenc4 or🍊🐍
I see no reason why Putin wouldn’t want to throw the trash under the bus
@@gateauxq4604 Me either!
I think the catapult is from Stephen's basement, where the whole room is just a big map of middle earth
He's definitely been trying to wargame the entire mythos one age at a time.
I thought it was a dice catapult at first. I have one from Elderwood Academy and its super fun lol.
Best comment summing up magical possibilities by far.
@@ashleyhagl2617 It's from a game called Battlegrounds. My uncles had it back in the 70's and I own a re released version from the 00's.
@@azarinevil a board game with a catapult! As a lover of any and all board games I will be trying to find this! Thank you for the info.
"Deep enough to drown in" wow
I love how the virus screamed while Stephen missed him every single time...
The scary part about the people screaming "Hang Mike Pence" is they are the people who like him!
‘Liked’
that’s news to me I know several republicans and they’re not screaming for him to be hanged, and several democratic friends of mine think the democrats have more important things to do then impeachment.
@@ianpage2509 Mhm yes, and I too, have the world revolve around my life.
@@ianpage2509 You know what's importent about having an impeachment trial? - getting all Republicans on the record as to whether or not they think Trump's abuse of the Presidency to try to stage a coup should be punished by banning him from ever holding office again. Voters will need this information when deciding whether or not they want to give Trump another crack at turning the US into a full on fascist autocracy with the window dressing of a puppet legislature, just like Putin did in Russia.
@@ianpage2509 plenty of us that are Americans before either flawed party believe there are more important things as well, but also understand Trump needs to held accountable for the insurrection he pushed for months on his cross country covid tour lying to his followers about Americans.. oh, sorry.. evil scumbag radical liberal demoncrats.. stealing their country from them. Not surprisingly, people actually soaked the ridiculousness up. He even finished it strong on Jan.6th, where he delivered on the promise of it being wild when he and his merry band of liars pushed hard one last time to rise up. Accountability is crucial to alot of us that see him potentially coming back without it like the cancer he is. Not to mention no one should be above it.
Awe, you missed a great opportunity for a Roosevelt's rough riders joke.
Bully for you for that! Also, speak softly, but carry a big stick.
I live in Indiana, l hope Mike Pence skips over my city on his couch surfing adventure.
Holy crap that was just a major burn session. That mock commercial was hilarious!!!!!
Genius man Steven Colbert
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Question: Is Stephen's newly found sense of joy due to him enjoying who is currently no longer president or due to YOU enjoying who is currently no longer president? Answer: Yes. 😝
Also: Duh. 😁
Due to him being able to zing the donald bigly without any fear of repercussion 😎
I don't know about joy, he did say he wanted a walk-in tub because they're deep enough to drown in
My answer as an Indonesian is: both!! Every sunrise is brighter, somehow.
Yes.
C‘mon, that was just a test of courage to join the GOP there in Philly 🤷🏻♂️ „Well done, kids, very inventive! Let me give you our chapter’s lawyers number...“
The Time Share industry should be more regulated for the elderly when it come's to selling data! (Even when your trying to exit).
Stephen Colbert has kept me smiling during this whole pandemic. He does my favourite Eric impersonation.
But we didn't enjoy the brainwashing puppet, the last 4 years!
Goose chuck, that's because you both have one thumb up your rears, and the other thumb sucking like crying babies...always. Misery loves company.
@@dougal1351 Okay Projecty Projecterson, keep projecting.
@SlayThat Pussy Oh look Projecty Projecterson has a projecting sidekick!
@SlayThat Pussy Sick burn bro. I can see that you definitely live up to your username.
"Those are deep enough to drown in". Stephen, are you OK?
😂
Does Stephen keep saying “amplatheater” or is it me?
This is the drunkest Ive ever seen someone be on their job.
Then you need to watch more shows 🤷🏼♀️
"That's like the Titanic getting rid of its lifeboats to have more hull space to paint the word unsinkable"...That's almost true lol
That comparison made me stare off into the distance for a little while.
Man i love this show!
Me too beautiful.
Hehe, nice one, lots of love from Kenya
Yes
That Greek amplitheater looks a lot like a Greek amphitheater.
That's just what the lizard people want you to think. Better buy a frying pan quick!
That's a Greek or Roman Odeon, the amphitheater would have side aisles to it!
Does the word amplitheater exist?
An amplitheatre must be like an amphitheatre but bigger and crasser. So appropriate!
@@saeids31 In the time it took you to type that, you cd hv searched online for an answer. PLEASE use yr brain, bc if you don't it will turn to mush -- and mush-brained ppl elect "leaders" who kill their own citizens (djt. bolsonaro, bojo). Using yr brain, or not, is literally the difference between life and death -- so pls use it.
Oh, this is why Trump fangirled over him.
Hi
@@theodorerougalas217 high
The verb "to fangirl" is not used enough to describe events in international politics.
Yeah if we save up, work hard, and destabilize our democracy for the highest bidder, we too can one day afford an underground hockey rink for our personal city, I mean complex. It's the Russian Dream!
@SlayThat Pussy "Every fact I don't like is part of a big conspiracy by the media" Just have some personal responsibility and use some critical thinking skills for once. Sigh. Always playing the victim.
I noticed the switch!
One of the most entertaining I've seen! Watched most since March of last year. At least this was the one & ONLY way I could stand getting any relief from reality; even though it is reality The current truth sux! Lets make that change humans!
I DID notice the shift in location. I thought, "Oh, it looks like they have the same (lack of) taste in home decor too. "
Putin's taste is slightly better; the gold is less eye-searing. But quite similar otherwise.
@Mary Vicorious...same here. I know who that tacky decor belongs to. (Edit: or should i say "gaudy", or "garish" decor?)