Honest Trailers | Every Sean Connery Bond

2021 ж. 18 Қаз.
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Honest Trailers | Every Sean Connery Bond
Voice Narration: Jon Bailey aka Epic Voice Guy
Title Design: Robert Holtby
Written by: Logan Rees, Spencer Gilbert, Danielle Radford, & Lon Harris
Produced by: Spencer Gilbert
Associate Producer: Ryan O'Toole
Edited by: Kevin Williamsen
Post-Production Supervisor: Emin Bassavand
Post-Production Coordinator: Mikołaj Kossakowski
Assistant Editor: Rebecca Castaneda
Director of Video Production: Max Dionne
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  • "Everyone was a drunken chain smoker so they were easy to knock out." That was one of your best lines.

    @ericpeterson8732@ericpeterson87322 жыл бұрын
    • Lmao its so good

      @jessicacollins4042@jessicacollins40422 жыл бұрын
    • followed by the sober incel line * *chef's kiss* * 🤣

      @WiLDCHiLD.@WiLDCHiLD.2 жыл бұрын
    • I like the next one. Incel is a superpower.

      @Metal0sopher@Metal0sopher2 жыл бұрын
    • So basically today? Lol

      @brianbaker2884@brianbaker28842 жыл бұрын
    • I agree!!! I had to rewatch it haha

      @angelface101ful@angelface101ful2 жыл бұрын
  • Respect to the editors who made all the intros with their original style for just a 4 seconds sketch

    @Hazmatan@Hazmatan2 жыл бұрын
    • The don't react to stuff

      @ragarcon@ragarcon2 жыл бұрын
    • 977th. Lol

      @user-cd4bx6uq1y@user-cd4bx6uq1y2 жыл бұрын
    • Yeah I though that was quite masterful. Really seamless job on that one. A*

      @vice.nor.virtue@vice.nor.virtue2 жыл бұрын
    • Respecc

      @marbellaotaiza801@marbellaotaiza80111 ай бұрын
  • "how much of this is Bond and how much is Connery, we'll never know" yikes but good line lol

    @warmybear1009@warmybear10092 жыл бұрын
    • @vbddfy euuyt I imagine Bond slacking off on his Japan-familiarization research, frantically cramming before his trip, and then being too egotistical to keep his mouth shut about things he barely skimmed.

      @stevenscott2136@stevenscott21362 жыл бұрын
    • Even better in french. Connerie = stupidity

      @SorbetCitron17@SorbetCitron172 жыл бұрын
    • @@stevenscott2136 Fortunately the Japanese are too polite and deferential to point out that their foreign guests are talking a lot of smack and getting everything wrong. 🙂

      @kelvinp.coleman563@kelvinp.coleman563 Жыл бұрын
    • yeah baby!

      @yellowgreengo6764@yellowgreengo6764 Жыл бұрын
  • Baddie: “I’m in S.P.E.C.T.R.E.” Bond: “Inspector who?”

    @TheEqualizer-iw1bz@TheEqualizer-iw1bz2 жыл бұрын
    • Connery: InSHpectre who?

      @jch010@jch0102 жыл бұрын
    • No, he's a Doctor.

      @louisduarte8763@louisduarte87632 жыл бұрын
    • Inspect her hoo?

      @Statalyzer@Statalyzer2 жыл бұрын
    • Ligma balls.

      @optillian4182@optillian41822 жыл бұрын
    • Gadget. Inspector Gadget.

      @AccidentalNinja@AccidentalNinja2 жыл бұрын
  • Fun fact: Ian Flemming liked Connery's preformance so much that he canonically made Bond scottish.

    @NikoBellic04@NikoBellic042 жыл бұрын
    • Okay Snips

      @bobjohnson5557@bobjohnson55572 жыл бұрын
    • Additional fun fact: He didn't like Sean Connery at first and thoght he was a bad choice for the role, but then changed his mind.

      @malibustacys80085@malibustacys800852 жыл бұрын
    • @@malibustacys80085 this

      @jeanniemaycrawford4466@jeanniemaycrawford44662 жыл бұрын
    • Yea, @@jeanniemaycrawford4466, I heard the part where he was against Connery's casting in the first place, then later gave the Dr. No final cut a thumbs-down. After what film did he warm up to Sean?

      @alm2187@alm21872 жыл бұрын
    • @@alm2187 From Russia With Love

      @Modernww2fare@Modernww2fare2 жыл бұрын
  • Bond checks into hotels because the series has never really been about being a spy. It's about being a celebrity on vacation in beautiful locales around the world.

    @YouGuessIGuess@YouGuessIGuess2 жыл бұрын
    • Ian Fleming has often said that the whole spy thing is just so Bond can meet up with hot ladies, and... you know... do Bond things with them.

      @nickllama5296@nickllama52962 жыл бұрын
    • I would suggest the book The Irregulars if you want to now just how unlike a Bond movie the spycraft of the time the original Bond novels were written really was.

      @andrewjohnson6716@andrewjohnson67162 жыл бұрын
    • There is a element of truth in that. It's like they want to shoot scenes around the globe in certain locations and then write a plot to connect them all.

      @mrmeerkat1096@mrmeerkat10962 жыл бұрын
    • @@nickllama5296 He is bonding with them obviously.

      @reav3rtm@reav3rtm2 жыл бұрын
    • That's what being a spy was prior to the cold war lol

      @whwhywhywhywhywhywhy@whwhywhywhywhywhywhy2 жыл бұрын
  • "This is the ideal evil body. You may not like it, but this is what peak evil performance looks like" That cracked me up :D

    @alaamohamed3392@alaamohamed33922 жыл бұрын
    • it's the moment i "liked", you may not like it, but that's peak comedy

      @InvestmentBankr@InvestmentBankr2 жыл бұрын
    • Dr eggman types are legit ideal evil bods 😅😅

      @kimjohnmwale@kimjohnmwale2 жыл бұрын
    • Tyson fury liked that

      @shahsadsaadu5817@shahsadsaadu58172 жыл бұрын
    • Well back then girth was associated with wealth and power. Today most people are just obese. Yay cheap food.

      @jonathanbaker4361@jonathanbaker43612 жыл бұрын
    • @@jonathanbaker4361 lol that was a thing where I come from too more body more money 😅

      @kimjohnmwale@kimjohnmwale2 жыл бұрын
  • I love how the "secret" agent tells everyone his real name. There is even one hotel check in where he's like "I'm Bond, James Bond. I have a reservation under the name Mr Bird" Subtle

    @becnoremac-mail7307@becnoremac-mail73072 жыл бұрын
    • I also love how Bond will humiliate the villain at a poker table and drop non-subtle hints that he is there to kill him and shut down his operation.

      @robwalsh9843@robwalsh9843 Жыл бұрын
    • There is a fan theory that actually every agent 007 is called James Bond. That is why he is active for 60 years now. When you take up the mantle of 007 you become James Bond

      @sebastiansatorius3242@sebastiansatorius3242 Жыл бұрын
    • James Bond itself is the cover just like 007.

      @kennykiller@kennykiller Жыл бұрын
    • that's part of what Roger Moore was saying, bad guys reveal their plans, all the drinking but still standing, a secret agent who never uses a fake name... the whole thing is tongue in cheek.

      @christianlorre@christianlorre Жыл бұрын
    • That is, of course, a reference to the fact that the real man who inspired the name was an ornithologist.

      @ElPayasoMalo@ElPayasoMalo Жыл бұрын
  • He has his pros and Connerys, but I quickly bonded with the character.

    @ianchandler4649@ianchandler46492 жыл бұрын
    • Damnit take my like

      @rmkidd2021@rmkidd20212 жыл бұрын
    • we've found the top comment, everyone.

      @jfifthb@jfifthb2 жыл бұрын
    • Enough about the Voice Over Guy, what about 007?

      @davincent98@davincent982 жыл бұрын
    • Nice

      @solidsnake9898@solidsnake98982 жыл бұрын
    • This Pun. 😂

      @Water_Me_Loan_64_YT@Water_Me_Loan_64_YT2 жыл бұрын
  • I like to think Connery was just really proud of that hatrack trick and insisted on putting it in when he could.

    @ephraimalbertbelnap@ephraimalbertbelnap2 жыл бұрын
  • "This British fantasy where they are still at the center of geopolitics" DAMMMMMN

    @Allagi22@Allagi222 жыл бұрын
    • What people fantasise about being "at the centre of geopolitics"? What they loved, though you are too full if yourself to see it, was the glamour of world travel after years of rationing. If yiu looked 10 years later they liked George Smiley. No glamour, we knew we were not the centre at all. You know nothing about the British. Are you American?

      @Telcontar1962@Telcontar1962 Жыл бұрын
    • The British are keenly aware of their descent into a post-Imperial era.

      @user-cx4gc5lh4b@user-cx4gc5lh4b8 ай бұрын
    • @@user-cx4gc5lh4b Well, around half of them. The other half voted leave

      @_jpg@_jpgАй бұрын
  • Random story time - I once learned to play Baccarat because I was going to be in Monaco and wanted to do the James Bond thing... sans suave and the backing of Her majesty, of course. I got suited and booted and went to Casino de Monte-Carlo specifically to play baccarat. I wandered up... fought through the sea of guys in long shorts, polo shirts and caps, finally making it up the steps. The lovely person at the door told me I looked lovely and asked what I was looking to play. I said "Baccarat". With a gentle sigh and a smile I was advised that no one plays that anymore and to open a table would require something special (money loaded players - which I was not). Blackjack it was for me that night , along with some jolly nice folk wearing long shorts who were bored of the slots. Good night... dream shattering, but good

    @Tricky117@Tricky1172 жыл бұрын
    • 👌🏽🤣

      @dricardkr@dricardkr2 жыл бұрын
    • I imagine If 5 of the richest people in world would go and play baccarat the casino would Have to get some 90 year old retired dealer from the retirement house because he is the only one WHO knows the rules. Except he is almost blind, can barely hear and hes hands hurt too much to move. Also he only speaks French. 😄

      @Asahamana@Asahamana2 жыл бұрын
    • they still play in Macau ;)

      @alaskanmooseman5975@alaskanmooseman59752 жыл бұрын
    • Try going to Macau. It's hard to find a table playing something OTHER than baccarat. Most of the casinos other than the major ones (Gran Lisboa, Venetian, etc.) pretty much have just that and slots.

      @christopherwilson88@christopherwilson882 жыл бұрын
    • Isn't Baccarat 99% luck, vs Blackjack which is still mostly luck but does actually have meaningful decisions involved?

      @Statalyzer@Statalyzer2 жыл бұрын
  • I love the meetings, the travelling, the checking into hotels, it gives the film and the audience time to breath instead of just chasing from one action filled plot point to another.

    @GermanLeftist@GermanLeftist2 жыл бұрын
    • And adds immersion.

      @midgetydeath@midgetydeath2 жыл бұрын
    • yep, pacing is pretty much a lost art in modern mainstream cinema, particularly in the action/thriller genres

      @oliverholmes-gunning5372@oliverholmes-gunning53722 жыл бұрын
    • Agree I think older films got the ambience and excitement better ;)

      @Skyebright1@Skyebright12 жыл бұрын
    • Same here, I like movies that let you breathe and actually give you time to get immersed in it, which also makes the action more surprising than if it's constantly happening. It's why I rarely watch new movies any more, I tend to prefer the older ones.

      @willemverheij3412@willemverheij34122 жыл бұрын
    • If only Quantum of Solace knew that.

      @ianchandler4649@ianchandler46492 жыл бұрын
  • Oh c'mon. Bond checking into hotels is riveting stuff, lol.

    @AutismFamilyChannel@AutismFamilyChannel2 жыл бұрын
    • I love it for some reason

      @Usario321@Usario3212 жыл бұрын
    • These movies are basically creepy dad fantasies where you sit around in a hotel, women throw themselves at you and you spend most of your time drinking haha

      @LeonardoWilhelm@LeonardoWilhelm2 жыл бұрын
    • "I am living in your walls" Necros *muffled where has everybody gone by the pretenders*

      @andrewnicholson4278@andrewnicholson42782 жыл бұрын
    • @@LeonardoWilhelm poor jealous millennials can't get any action because the activists won't let you. auh!

      @thewizzard3150@thewizzard31502 жыл бұрын
    • @@LeonardoWilhelm No wonder JFK was a big fan ! ;)

      @TRINZINI@TRINZINI2 жыл бұрын
  • Bond was the ultimate wish-fulfilment back in the day. The UK was just done with rationing and here was this guy who smoked like a chimney (the best cigarettes) and never coughed; drank like a fish (the best liquors) and never got hungover; and ate the best gourmet food but never gained weight.

    @GallifreyanGinger@GallifreyanGinger2 жыл бұрын
    • And drove fancy cars, traveled to exotic locals, stayed in luxurious accommodations, did adventurous activities, and got laid on a relentless basis by a never-ending train of beautiful, instantly-enamored women. 🙄

      @Gilliganfrog@Gilliganfrog Жыл бұрын
    • @B Babbich where you from like ?

      @reidycruise@reidycruise Жыл бұрын
    • @B Babbich lol what are you smoking?

      @backinblack03@backinblack03 Жыл бұрын
    • He also knew his wines, at a time when most people could barely tell red from white.

      @sallyjune4109@sallyjune4109 Жыл бұрын
    • ​@@Gilliganfrog "got laid on a relentless basis by a never-ending train of beautiful, instantly-enamored women" and never got an std...

      @marbellaotaiza801@marbellaotaiza80111 ай бұрын
  • The "fighting like your drunk step-dad" killed me!

    @yoshidinono8095@yoshidinono80952 жыл бұрын
  • It's always Sunny's "the implication" part was the funniest!

    @crasherdgrate@crasherdgrate2 жыл бұрын
    • "So they are in danger?"

      @Wolfencreek@Wolfencreek2 жыл бұрын
    • Looking for this comment, The Golden God !

      @rocketrockstar8171@rocketrockstar8171 Жыл бұрын
  • “MI6 may have an M and a Q, but it's definitely missing an H & an R.” I-

    @Water_Me_Loan_64_YT@Water_Me_Loan_64_YT2 жыл бұрын
    • Are they _wrong?_

      @artistwithouttalent@artistwithouttalent2 жыл бұрын
    • @@artistwithouttalent Yes they are, there is no room for limp-wristed, politically correct "H.R." in the life of Bond!!

      @painkillerjones6232@painkillerjones62322 жыл бұрын
    • I wouldn't say anyone ever _misses_ HR

      @Mike-ul1xn@Mike-ul1xn2 жыл бұрын
    • @@Mike-ul1xn Michael Scott: Absofruitly!

      @tsunamifoxy@tsunamifoxy2 жыл бұрын
    • what do they mean by an m and a q?

      @Meela9088@Meela90882 жыл бұрын
  • I liked the 'securing hotel rooms' scenes. Really showed you the character was meticulous, clever, and experienced.

    @GradeAMolvanian@GradeAMolvanian2 жыл бұрын
    • Nah, es solo relleno que no aporta al personaje ni a la trama. Preguntale a cualquier editor experimentado, esa es la clase de cosas que no deben llegar al corte final, imagina una peli de Mision Imposible o Jason Bourne haciendo eso

      @HolaMundoTheMisteriousAG@HolaMundoTheMisteriousAG Жыл бұрын
    • That’s fair but by god man, they are sleep inducing

      @liamroberson440@liamroberson4409 ай бұрын
    • Plus you know....an actual spy. And that's an important part of espionage; securing your surroundings. Not like today when they basically make him an avenger/superhero.

      @brianduru3753@brianduru37539 ай бұрын
  • Dalton is hugely underrated!

    @MartinSproule@MartinSproule2 жыл бұрын
    • License to Kill was awesome

      @thekiss2083@thekiss20832 жыл бұрын
    • Yep.

      @warfareandhistorydocumenta3597@warfareandhistorydocumenta35972 жыл бұрын
    • His two movies are my favourites after russia with love.

      @raftlack4326@raftlack43262 жыл бұрын
    • ok, will check him out again. I was too young back then...

      @micl4021@micl40212 жыл бұрын
  • Before Edgar Wright’s _Last Night in Soho_ comes out, can we get an Honest Trailer for the Cornetto trilogy?

    @benabramowitz18@benabramowitz182 жыл бұрын
    • Are you even speaking English? Go sit down.

      @bourboncask4089@bourboncask40892 жыл бұрын
    • @@bourboncask4089 Can you understand English

      @thefoxcritic1@thefoxcritic12 жыл бұрын
    • @@bourboncask4089 Reading isn't for everyone.

      @FabbyTravy@FabbyTravy2 жыл бұрын
    • @@bourboncask4089 He spoke perfect English. Look up the Cornetto trilogy.

      @davrosdaleks1@davrosdaleks12 жыл бұрын
    • @@bourboncask4089 ok boomer

      @LuisSierra42@LuisSierra422 жыл бұрын
  • Dennis's "implication" Came out of no where and killed me

    @jisooloml2847@jisooloml28472 жыл бұрын
    • Another victim of Dennis 😞😞😞😔😔😔

      @hannibalburgers477@hannibalburgers4772 жыл бұрын
    • 👀👀👀👀

      @davidmckesey7119@davidmckesey71192 жыл бұрын
    • From which series was it?

      @alexgeorge9617@alexgeorge96172 жыл бұрын
    • @@alexgeorge9617 It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

      @UltraVibeProductions@UltraVibeProductions2 жыл бұрын
    • But it’s not like these women are in danger……because of the implication

      @jaybone2321@jaybone23212 жыл бұрын
  • It's funny how everyone always bags Timothy Dalton's Bond; Ian Fleming himself said he based the look of Bond on Hoagy Carmichael, which out of all the Bond actors is, indeed closest (to my eye, at least) to Connery; but if you read the original description Fleming himself wrote for Bond, it is basically Timothy Dalton feature for feature.

    @skarpethinn@skarpethinn2 жыл бұрын
    • I think it was more the films themselves than Dalton’s appearance or acting

      @Skyebright1@Skyebright12 жыл бұрын
    • Daltons the man and his performances where great , I liked both his films but I can see why people didn’t like them at the time after Moore . I think they’re reputations rather unfair though .

      @megaduck7965@megaduck79652 жыл бұрын
    • And Dalton was a gritty Bond, who would mess you up if you hurt his friends. Very similar to the Bond of Fleming's books, IMO.

      @mathswithgarry7104@mathswithgarry7104 Жыл бұрын
    • Yeah, the books do not matter to most people

      @meganega123@meganega123 Жыл бұрын
    • I really like the two Dalton movies, but they were box office bombs. He was too dark for audiences. They preferred Brosnan's glib charm.

      @user-cx4gc5lh4b@user-cx4gc5lh4b8 ай бұрын
  • "This is why SpaceX will never get to Mars" After a montage of SPECTRE wiping out their own employees. Absolutely perfect and hilarious!

    @antiochus87@antiochus872 жыл бұрын
    • SPECTRE agents have worse aim than Stormtroopers.

      @christophermerlot3366@christophermerlot33662 жыл бұрын
    • @@christophermerlot3366 Or the Vogons

      @sideshowbob@sideshowbob2 жыл бұрын
    • I believe they actually overwork people.

      @werewolfchampion@werewolfchampion2 жыл бұрын
    • @@werewolfchampion Not sure if you're talking about SpaceX or SPECTRE. Either way the answer is probably yes.

      @antiochus87@antiochus872 жыл бұрын
    • @@antiochus87 yeah, they probably both overwork people 😔

      @whyiamafs@whyiamafs Жыл бұрын
  • "Yike-sh!" that made me laugh more than it should have haha

    @Necron00b@Necron00b2 жыл бұрын
  • 9:42 Saying “You’re my snickerdoodle” in Sean Connery’s accent is tight! LOL RIP Sir Sean; you were a legend.

    @rex-racer@rex-racer2 жыл бұрын
    • I smell a Ryan Gorge kinda guy, uu huv good taste indeed

      @sandilemthembu9926@sandilemthembu99262 жыл бұрын
    • @@sandilemthembu9926 Wow wow wow wow, wow.

      @drix4275@drix42752 жыл бұрын
    • Toit like a toiger?

      @brandonkirkendall1466@brandonkirkendall14662 жыл бұрын
    • Posting Pitch Meeting catch phrases is super-easy, barely an inconvenience.

      @colormedubious4747@colormedubious47472 жыл бұрын
  • Will everyone who thinks Dalton is the worst Bond please leave the hotel, and get intimate with Soviet physics.

    @manicpreacher1566@manicpreacher15662 жыл бұрын
    • Dalton is probably the most accurate to Bond in the books; it's just his two films weren't very good. He's a great Bond, just had bad luck with the scripts.

      @Paulafan5@Paulafan52 жыл бұрын
    • Craig's the worst

      @PRdeSO@PRdeSO2 жыл бұрын
    • @@Paulafan5 So did Pierce, Goldeneye was perfect and he was perfect in it. the other 3 he did were bad but was never his fault, like Dalton

      @PRdeSO@PRdeSO2 жыл бұрын
    • @@PRdeSO What exactly was Daltons fault?

      @manicpreacher1566@manicpreacher15662 жыл бұрын
    • @@manicpreacher1566 you misread

      @PRdeSO@PRdeSO2 жыл бұрын
  • The hair across from the door is straight from the books which is straight from WW2 actual experience. Ian’s brother Peter Fleming was a “spy” and his group found that the best way to discover if someone entered their room was placing a stray hair in a tucked away place. BTW Dalton is my bond.

    @Wisconsin-tourism@Wisconsin-tourism2 жыл бұрын
    • Word on Timothy Dalton, who's amazing! Also: I actually find the "let's check my room" almost the best parts of the movies, because it's realistic that a spy would do that, and it's interesting to see that "these are the tricks, these are the counter-tricks" chess game in action.

      @Julia-lk8jn@Julia-lk8jn Жыл бұрын
  • Now you need to do one for every Roger Moore bond, then Dalton, then Brosnan, and then Craig

    @thevfxmancolorizationvfxex4051@thevfxmancolorizationvfxex40512 жыл бұрын
    • Pure camp, absolute borefest, silly, yet enjoyable, take themselves way too seriously.

      @madsgrams2069@madsgrams20692 жыл бұрын
    • I would trade all four just to get the Honest Trailer ripping On Her Majesty's Secret Service.

      @deadcard13@deadcard132 жыл бұрын
    • @@deadcard13 It's actually one of the best Bond movies, script-wise. The only problem is that it had a lead actor that couldn't really act... Diana Rigg will always be the best Bond Girl. R.I.P Queen of Thorns!

      @madsgrams2069@madsgrams20692 жыл бұрын
    • Classic trivia, @@madsgrams2069: developing another spy character she'd ultimately play, the creative team conceived a catsuit-clad hottie who'd appeal to male demographics. Someone jotted down a note, "m. appeal." Even if you haven't heard this, you can guess whose name they came up with! :-D

      @alm2187@alm21872 жыл бұрын
    • Anyway, if anything, lump Dalton's films together with the one Lazenby did. Do one HT about all three and highlight the contrast. More economical, that way. I'd say add Brosnan's four for a solid (double-oh) seven, but his are more distinguished.

      @alm2187@alm21872 жыл бұрын
  • Was really hoping you’d throw in the Leslie Nielsen “Spy Hard” moment where he tries the hat tossing trick but makes the hat rack crash into a glass display case :)

    @jdlandisify@jdlandisify2 жыл бұрын
    • Or the 1967 Casino Royale!

      @Ocker3@Ocker32 жыл бұрын
    • He also could have thrown in the Johnny English moments.

      @rickoshay5525@rickoshay55252 жыл бұрын
    • Leslie Nielsen is a treasure

      @sensoukami@sensoukami2 жыл бұрын
    • Or Rowan Atkinson in Johnny English, where he tosses his coat out of the window.

      @hugoagain@hugoagain2 жыл бұрын
    • lmao spy hard is amazing

      @cwinowich@cwinowich Жыл бұрын
  • Dalton’s Bond was grim, depressing, realistic and relatable. A solid second place in my book, way above cartoonish Moore.

    @Badchi@Badchi2 жыл бұрын
    • Daltons Bond was very like the Bond in the books. And that is the reasn I like him.

      @peterschutzek325@peterschutzek325 Жыл бұрын
    • @@peterschutzek325 you know what’s the worst thing ever? The closest bond to the books by far was Lazenby. Self punishing, doubting morality of his actions every step of the way, not a womaniser Connery had been in the least… But books’ Bond is a different kind of a beast altogether and does not lay well on a film, something Lazenby proved clearly.

      @Badchi@Badchi Жыл бұрын
    • You see this when he replies about hesitation to kill a woman looking inept in her attempt to assassinate and uses his skill to foil it without taking her out - "I only kill _professionals_ "

      @adamscott7354@adamscott7354 Жыл бұрын
    • @@adamscott7354 are you referring to the beginning of Living Daylights?

      @Badchi@Badchi Жыл бұрын
    • @@Badchi Yes

      @adamscott7354@adamscott7354 Жыл бұрын
  • You forgot the Rock by Michael Bay. We all know Mason was James Bond. He was the British spies who stole the files. It fits the timeline and narrative perfectly.

    @ura4321@ura43212 жыл бұрын
    • Yeah I like to think that’s what happened to him after Diamonds are forever

      @megaduck7965@megaduck79652 жыл бұрын
    • The only good Michael Bay film

      @mantistoboggan5171@mantistoboggan51712 жыл бұрын
    • Miami vice not the film

      @reidycruise@reidycruise Жыл бұрын
    • Then I submit to you the fact that Roger Moore Character in the 2002 film Boat Trip is also James Bond. The sexual harassment is quite fitting, although with a different target.

      @DangerSquiggles@DangerSquiggles Жыл бұрын
    • @@DangerSquiggles Never scene it. You got me wanting to watch this and see how it might fit the timeline.

      @ura4321@ura4321 Жыл бұрын
  • Noone questions the golden Connery era, but why is Dalton so underrated??

    @DahakaxX@DahakaxX2 жыл бұрын
    • I agree, poor guy was never given a fair chance!

      @brandonkirkendall1466@brandonkirkendall14662 жыл бұрын
    • @@brandonkirkendall1466 sadly Timothy Dalton was just a fill in while Pierce Brosnan was on Remington Steel

      @sawtooth808@sawtooth8082 жыл бұрын
    • Let us forget Pierce Bronson.

      @scottslotterbeck3796@scottslotterbeck37962 жыл бұрын
    • @@scottslotterbeck3796 I grew up with Brosnan's Bond but I have to say he is kind of overrated. Every Bond was hit or miss with the quality of their movies but Brosnan seems to be the only one where each film was worse than the one before. Goldeneye is the only film of his that I love all the way through.

      @adamvialpando106@adamvialpando1062 жыл бұрын
    • Having read the books... Dalton was much more like Fleming's Bond than either Connery or Moore was. But Connery became canon.

      @michaeldubin4626@michaeldubin46262 жыл бұрын
  • "James won't bond alone" is probably my favorite line so far!

    @johngr1747@johngr17472 жыл бұрын
  • 4:20: “Vargas does not drink, does not smoke, does not make love.” Wait, I don’t do those things either! Does that mean I’m an assassin? Nope. I’m just pathetic.

    @What.99@What.992 жыл бұрын
    • Or you could be a henchman. Lol

      @errolcaraan1263@errolcaraan12632 жыл бұрын
  • 2:14 “A lounge singer bursting a blood vessel” 😂 😂

    @ashkaunadib7638@ashkaunadib76382 жыл бұрын
  • Awww, man ... I'd've asked for "Suck it, Trebek" if I knew the Connery accent was in play for the outtakes.

    @Coyotek4@Coyotek42 жыл бұрын
  • now you have to do "the hunt for red october" and say "Vasilly, one ping only"

    @eisenklad@eisenklad2 жыл бұрын
    • I would have liked to have seen Montana.

      @christophers.4007@christophers.40072 жыл бұрын
    • Fun Fact, one of the sfx guys from Hunt for Red October (a small enough thing that he wasn't credited, though) used to live across the street from me in Salem, VA. Ol' Mike McGee. He was doing mecha work for a B-movie called Sentinel 2099 at the time. Me and a bud were mowing his lawn for him.

      @modvavet@modvavet2 жыл бұрын
    • "Vashilly".

      @ronwhite8503@ronwhite85032 жыл бұрын
    • Who shed anything about shabotaj?

      @axelfoley133@axelfoley1332 жыл бұрын
    • @@christophers.4007 and now I'm teary eyed 😭🐰

      @maythineeTV@maythineeTV2 жыл бұрын
  • British spy life in Bond movies: Gorgeous women, beautiful locales, fancy hotel suites, fine drinks and dining, etc. British spy life in real life: Sitting in a basement in West Berlin going over a stack of notes.

    @robwalsh9843@robwalsh9843 Жыл бұрын
    • And trying to get the Treasury to accept your expenses claim for a Big Mac.

      @robinharwood5044@robinharwood5044 Жыл бұрын
    • And probably passing info to the Sovs out of treachery or plain incompetence

      @mcgeethetree3858@mcgeethetree3858 Жыл бұрын
    • But there was probably still some sexual harassment of secretaries.

      @773SleepyHollow@773SleepyHollow16 күн бұрын
  • I could have easily defeated Bond with a tongue twister. "'Sche schells schea schell by the schea schore.' Damn! Why ischn't the passchcode working?!"

    @lotusmaglite@lotusmaglite2 жыл бұрын
  • English fantasy where they're still at the center of geopolitics 😂😂

    @jasonclaros7073@jasonclaros70732 жыл бұрын
  • Massive props to EVG, that "Why?" at 4:03 is so perfectly delivered.

    @OfficialCDJ@OfficialCDJ2 жыл бұрын
  • I gotta be honest, the "YIKESH" got me

    @bakkels@bakkels2 жыл бұрын
  • Now that you did James Bond, Austin Powers is expected!

    @mingo8229@mingo82292 жыл бұрын
  • Don't sleep on George Lazenby. On Her Majesty's Secret Service may be his only film, but if he has wanted to continue, he may have been a damn good Bond. Underrated 007 movie.

    @frozenaorta@frozenaorta2 жыл бұрын
    • On Her Majesty's Secret Service is thought to be one of the best films: on RT it is higher than any Roger Moore, Dalton or Brosnan film. The only ranking list that had it below number 10 was the film magazine which says something about how much love it has

      @aaronrumph3291@aaronrumph32912 жыл бұрын
    • I enjoyed Lazenby. I dont like any of the Dalton films.

      @davidkanengieter@davidkanengieter2 жыл бұрын
    • It definitely has a good ski chase. I heard Christopher Nolan is a big fan, which explains the snowy base in Inception.

      @BeazerProductions@BeazerProductions2 жыл бұрын
    • On Her Majesty's Secret Service AND casino royale arre the best bond movies

      @whodatninja439@whodatninja4392 жыл бұрын
    • True, it's better than all moores bonds

      @jayc5555@jayc55552 жыл бұрын
  • "bachelor pad of evil" You just gave me the name of my new house!

    @patthetech@patthetech2 жыл бұрын
  • The disrespect for Timothy dalton is unreal lol

    @husker4life109@husker4life1092 жыл бұрын
    • same he's my favourite

      @lightningmcdweeb@lightningmcdweeb2 жыл бұрын
    • Those two movies were good, but he didnt capture the character of Bond.

      @joebuck4957@joebuck49572 жыл бұрын
    • @@joebuck4957 au contraire he fit the Novel bond perfectly

      @lightningmcdweeb@lightningmcdweeb2 жыл бұрын
    • @@joebuck4957 ok

      @lightningmcdweeb@lightningmcdweeb2 жыл бұрын
  • This felt like an old honest trailer when it was fresh and original. More like this.

    @scesfizia@scesfizia2 жыл бұрын
  • Do an Honest Tralier for Only Murders in the Building

    @thezodiacwatcher4102@thezodiacwatcher41022 жыл бұрын
    • I like that show. 😃

      @lls3676@lls36762 жыл бұрын
    • Try asking with a please?

      @lauragyte6355@lauragyte63552 жыл бұрын
    • Make sure to include a healthy dose of Serial (theme, host, etc.).

      @calmbbaer@calmbbaer2 жыл бұрын
    • Totally

      @23rahulgarg10@23rahulgarg102 жыл бұрын
    • I just started that! It’s fantastic

      @Anyone690@Anyone6902 жыл бұрын
  • I like how your ranking doesn't have numbers and is bookended by Dalton and Lazenby so you can't really tell whether it goes from best to worst or vice versa.

    @EvilChancellorJorge@EvilChancellorJorge2 жыл бұрын
    • I think he put Dalton No1 but almost every Bond is someone's fave.

      @12345langham@12345langham2 жыл бұрын
    • Dalton was so underrated; never given a chance.

      @brandonkirkendall1466@brandonkirkendall14662 жыл бұрын
    • I still like Timothy Dalton's films.

      @gustavonunez5959@gustavonunez59592 жыл бұрын
    • Definitely was a list from best to worst. He names Connery second and by his verbiage he put dalton last

      @crbjsmith@crbjsmith2 жыл бұрын
    • @@crbjsmith by Connery's actions and the views expressed by this video, I'm not inclined to agree.

      @12345langham@12345langham2 жыл бұрын
  • "This is why SpaceX will never get to Mars" :XD HAHAHA. That was funny on so many levels

    @jeremiefaucher-goulet3365@jeremiefaucher-goulet33652 жыл бұрын
  • Well, I'm dead. The MET007 part took me out ... actually laughed for a good minute.

    @LocksLifeLove@LocksLifeLove2 жыл бұрын
  • People seem to think Bond is a good guy. He's literally a government assassin. He's an anti-hero and he's not meant to be entirely sympathetic.

    @TheAegisClaw@TheAegisClaw2 жыл бұрын
    • Which is why he is pretty much a functioning alcoholic. You either are a psychopath or self medicating with alcohol with his line of work.

      @ashakydd1@ashakydd12 жыл бұрын
    • or even particularly sympathetic, but he is who the stories follow.

      @henrypaleveda7760@henrypaleveda77602 жыл бұрын
    • @@ashakydd1 That part was directly from Fleming's personality.

      @jonnunn4196@jonnunn41962 жыл бұрын
    • And that's why he's awesome.

      @the_SolLoser@the_SolLoser2 жыл бұрын
    • @Sh!tehawk Never read the books, did you? He's a special agent. He dislikes killing. He's most definitely not an assassin -- that's something you may have picked from the Daniel Craig films, "blunt instrument" and all that, but it's most certainly NOT how the character was written.

      @beckerqueiroz@beckerqueiroz2 жыл бұрын
  • From Russia With Love is my favorite Bond film. All due respect to Goldfinger, On Her Majesty’s Secret Service, Goldeneye, Casino Royale, and Skyfall.

    @rex-racer@rex-racer2 жыл бұрын
    • The movie has a better end than the book.

      @ninjabearpress2574@ninjabearpress25742 жыл бұрын
    • Casino Royale with David Niven in 1967 was the most entertaining Bond film.

      @pattheplanter@pattheplanter2 жыл бұрын
    • I like Diamonds Are Forever, Goldeneye and Casino Royale (Craig version). I don't get all the hate on Dalton either. I pretty much like all the Brosnan bond films, especially the part where he checks into the hotels.

      @lucidbarrier@lucidbarrier2 жыл бұрын
  • "The iconic defender of an empire responsible for most of the world's problems". Said by an American; oh, the irony...

    @oliverholmes-gunning5372@oliverholmes-gunning53722 жыл бұрын
  • Now do a Honest Trailer of every time Darrell Hammond impersonated Sean Connery on SNL 😂

    @FluffyKittenChan@FluffyKittenChan2 жыл бұрын
  • James Bond: Master of the "Implication".

    @RhytAwAyMistahJ@RhytAwAyMistahJ2 жыл бұрын
  • Now we NEED an Austin Powers honest trailer

    @grandlordSpencer@grandlordSpencer2 жыл бұрын
    • Groovy baby!!

      @akumpawatjr@akumpawatjr2 жыл бұрын
    • YEAH BABY, YEAH!!!!

      @brandonkirkendall1466@brandonkirkendall14662 жыл бұрын
    • next year would be perfect, its the 25th anniversary of the original movie

      @dancingmonkey08@dancingmonkey082 жыл бұрын
    • @@dancingmonkey08 Really? I didn't realize it was that long ago.

      @brandonkirkendall1466@brandonkirkendall14662 жыл бұрын
    • Smashing, Basil

      @stephenm8725@stephenm87252 жыл бұрын
  • "Every Girl James meets along the way has the shape of an hourglass and the name of a drag queen."

    @Phil99330@Phil993302 жыл бұрын
  • Can't wait for them to make an honest trailer for every Roger Moore Bond.

    @gordonfeetman2425@gordonfeetman2425 Жыл бұрын
  • Absolutely need one for Moore, possibly with reference to "The Saint" and "The Persuaders", since they are all a similar style

    @damianspence@damianspence2 жыл бұрын
  • The Kobe stuff is definitely just him practicing his disc golf putting.

    @sethheasley9538@sethheasley95382 жыл бұрын
  • Thank you for making this. It brought me back to eight grade when I was in my James Bond phase. I've since grown out but I'll never forget it.

    @chrisdaily2077@chrisdaily20772 жыл бұрын
  • Lazenby's Bond, is the one most people don't bother with. Yet. It is one of the great ultimate bond movies. No doubt about that.

    @aboutface7961@aboutface796110 ай бұрын
  • „This is why Space X will never get to Mars“ dying 😂😂

    @lenamarie387@lenamarie3872 жыл бұрын
  • Pierce Brosnan in GoldenEye holds a special place in my heart. 🤷 Do a Goldeneye Honest Trailer!

    @TimWing23@TimWing232 жыл бұрын
  • Ther "missing H and R " gag was clever

    @robertdennys8994@robertdennys89942 жыл бұрын
  • Gotta admit, "Soviet Vehicle Physics" had me laughing out loud!

    @rtpoe@rtpoe2 жыл бұрын
  • Since 2022 is the 40th anniversary of the best Star Trek movie ever, can you do an honest trailer for all the movies from 1979-2002?

    @davincent98@davincent982 жыл бұрын
    • Bro, I didn’t know the motion picture came out in 82’…

      @sijdnsd6460@sijdnsd64602 жыл бұрын
    • Is it any wonder the two best were directed by Meyer?

      @jrmh76@jrmh762 жыл бұрын
    • @@jrmh76 you can't leave Nimoy and Harve Bennett out of the equation

      @davincent98@davincent982 жыл бұрын
    • “MI6 may have an M and a Q, but it's definitely missing an H & an R.” I-

      @gymtopz6392@gymtopz63922 жыл бұрын
  • Honest trailer for the Timothy Dalton Bond films, I know there are only 2 but they are amazing

    @paweleee3183@paweleee31832 жыл бұрын
  • Lazenby was actually quite good. OHMSS was a modern Bond movie we weren’t ready for.

    @mqureshi79@mqureshi79 Жыл бұрын
  • Proving that MI6 might have an M and a Q, but it’s definitely missing and H and a R 😂😂

    @jamesfitzgerald9858@jamesfitzgerald98582 жыл бұрын
  • "I'm shorry junior... I'm afraid they gotchs ush..." Sorry but not sorry, he'll always be Indy's dad to me 😅

    @rockstarJDP@rockstarJDP2 жыл бұрын
    • and he'll always be Quatermain to me

      @TheMeta141@TheMeta1412 жыл бұрын
    • But Dad, I was the next man!

      @virginiathornton@virginiathornton2 жыл бұрын
    • "How did you know she was one of them?" "She talks in her sleep"

      @sideshowbob@sideshowbob2 жыл бұрын
    • You call thish archaeology??

      @JDrevolver66@JDrevolver662 жыл бұрын
  • So Tom Jones sustained a note and busted a blood vessel? That's nothing. Weird Al held it so long in the song from Spy Hard that his head exploded.

    @alm2187@alm21872 жыл бұрын
  • Hey screen junkies. I love the honest trailers and its very clear you put a lot of effort into them because of how good they are. I would like to recommend that you do Castaway with Tom Hanks. It would be an awesome. Thank you and can't wait for the next video.

    @juarezfamily1901@juarezfamily19012 жыл бұрын
  • I like the "busy work" in old movies! It's better than the ADHD movies of today where every scene needs to have melodrama or an explosion!

    @kevinmccabe7263@kevinmccabe7263 Жыл бұрын
  • I lost it at the It’s Always Sunny reference

    @conconcool@conconcool2 жыл бұрын
  • That line about the villains at 2:33 was brilliant and so accurate 🤣

    @stircrazyvidz8530@stircrazyvidz85302 жыл бұрын
  • I grew up on those Sean Connery Bond movies and I can't recall the last time I laughed so much, even at a great Honest Trailers video! Is this what the bullet sees?! :-D

    @AdmrlLocke@AdmrlLocke2 жыл бұрын
  • Hotel check-ins are actually some of my favourite Bond scenes

    @andreacigala2709@andreacigala27092 жыл бұрын
    • Agree ;)

      @Skyebright1@Skyebright12 жыл бұрын
  • Fun Fact: If you ever wondered what part got Sean Connery James Bond, it was Darby O'gil and the Little People.

    @Thomas_H._Smith@Thomas_H._Smith2 жыл бұрын
    • And Cary Grant turning down the role

      @aaronrumph3291@aaronrumph32912 жыл бұрын
    • @@aaronrumph3291 But Cary Grant did play an unofficial bond girl type in an unofficial James Bond type movie.

      @n.d.m.515@n.d.m.5152 жыл бұрын
    • @@n.d.m.515 Yes that was what made the director go to him in the first place. I believe that movie was North by Northwest.

      @aaronrumph3291@aaronrumph32912 жыл бұрын
    • easily the best connery movie

      @chernobyldoom@chernobyldoom2 жыл бұрын
    • First movie I ever saw him in ...

      @restcure@restcure2 жыл бұрын
  • I'll fight you. Dalton played Bond closest to how Fleming wrote him in the books.

    @Erdrick68@Erdrick682 жыл бұрын
    • Goldeneye was originally written for Dalton. That's why that movie has a slightly darker tone to the other Brosnan movies.

      @jay_mw@jay_mw2 жыл бұрын
    • 100% agree!

      @Angie_Onaleta@Angie_Onaleta2 жыл бұрын
    • Precisely. The ranking HT gave us is garbage tbh. Dalton was an excellent Bond. If he'd done at least 1 more movie (GoldenEye) he'd be remembered more. It's understandable that by time UA and Eon were done with their lawsuits, 4 years had gone by and Dalton didn't want to get back on that horse, so to speak. But I'll always appreciate what he brought to the character of Bond.

      @GPrinceps@GPrinceps2 жыл бұрын
    • Everyone I know thinks Dalton was hands down the worst bond. I agree with them

      @Dukeflyhawker@Dukeflyhawker2 жыл бұрын
    • I thought HT was actually putting Dalton at the top of the list.

      @rickoshay5525@rickoshay55252 жыл бұрын
  • "When I'm gone, there will be no more dragons, Moneypenny."

    @migthulhu@migthulhu2 жыл бұрын
  • My God... some of your best work, I'm glad you've still got it😂🤣🔥🔥🔥Fucking brilliant 💪🏽

    @damienmagerman4940@damienmagerman49402 жыл бұрын
  • Fun fact: only low-quality sake is served hot. High-quality sake is typically served cold because heating it causes it to lose flavor and aroma.

    @Macrochenia@Macrochenia2 жыл бұрын
    • Probably related to the British idea of food in general: not much flavor or aroma.

      @crabbieappleton@crabbieappleton2 жыл бұрын
    • @@crabbieappleton And considering Bond is Scottish (well originally it is assumed that he is English, although no info is given in the books published before the movie 'Dr. No' was released, and Connery's on-screen Bond affected Fleming enough for Flemming to add a Scottish background to the literary Bond, but I digress...), that make it even less palatable, given Scottish 'Cuisine'.

      @rsr789@rsr7892 жыл бұрын
    • Fun fact : you're wrong.

      @notnigglergracuncate2818@notnigglergracuncate28182 жыл бұрын
    • @@rsr789 but they are recognized for their whisky

      @officialpierluk@officialpierluk2 жыл бұрын
    • There is no high quality sake, it´s just poison for fools.

      @PROVOCATEURSK@PROVOCATEURSK2 жыл бұрын
  • I actually really like Roger Moore too, he’s my second favorite bond. His movies were fun and not taken too seriously

    @thorl8354@thorl83542 жыл бұрын
    • Moore is for fans who realize that Bond is just a macho fantasy. Connery is for those who don't. 😄

      @RagingGeekazoid@RagingGeekazoid2 жыл бұрын
    • @@RagingGeekazoid Lol I still love both, but yeah Moore’s bond plays to the fantasy a bit more

      @thorl8354@thorl83542 жыл бұрын
    • The Adam West of Bond which he was in line for

      @bran4802@bran4802 Жыл бұрын
    • @@RagingGeekazoid Lazenby is for those who wanted something...more. 👀

      @harrambou9468@harrambou9468 Жыл бұрын
  • Now that I’ve finished watching “The Bad Batch”, it’s time for an Honest Trailer about it!

    @sarahdeland414@sarahdeland4142 жыл бұрын
  • Say, "Trailers, Honest Trailers." In your best Bond Voice

    @deliriousdrew1193@deliriousdrew11932 жыл бұрын
  • Just love how you did the end credits overlay in Braille, for those who can't see...

    @radbaron@radbaron2 жыл бұрын
  • Dalton is underrated

    @LadyRaeona@LadyRaeona2 жыл бұрын
  • 6:08 that "Yikesh" really got me 😂😂

    @theacademyofpoliticalscien3994@theacademyofpoliticalscien3994 Жыл бұрын
  • 4:02 That completely perplexed “Why?” was my undoing!

    @ayelemensah8816@ayelemensah88162 жыл бұрын
  • Okay now we need honest trailers for more ‘60s classics, like the Dollars Trilogy and Space Odyssey.

    @LinkMarioSamus@LinkMarioSamus2 жыл бұрын
  • Bond girl should always be iconic.

    @maxttk97@maxttk97 Жыл бұрын
  • That montage of booze identification is the funniest alcoholism I've ever seen. .

    @ephraimalbertbelnap@ephraimalbertbelnap Жыл бұрын
  • You forgot David Niven and Peter Sellers in your list of actors that have played Bond.

    @GingerPiston@GingerPiston2 жыл бұрын
  • Of course at 61 now l have seen all the Bonds. In fact my first date ever, l was 16 the summer of 1977, was my boyfriend taking me to see "The Spy Who Loved Me", with Roger Moore & Barbara Bach. Coincidentally Barbara Bach married Ringo Starr a few years after that & are *still* married today!!👍 But I'll watch anything Sean Connery is in, even his foray into Hitchcock with "Marnie", where you also aren't always sure if you're watching Connery or his Marnie character with a little Bond thrown in,lol! Enjoyed the video; thank💐you!🌈🇨🇦☘️⚜️

    @shendaraalshedir1933@shendaraalshedir19332 жыл бұрын
  • I'm from Edinburgh, my grandfather was best friends with Sean Connery, thou it's sad I never got to meet him

    @calneill4787@calneill4787 Жыл бұрын
  • Lazmby was great and has one of the best movies of the franchise.But Connery first 3 movies are epic.

    @tiagoribeiro885@tiagoribeiro885 Жыл бұрын
  • AYE!!! Sean Connery bond was a beast, and the puns the narrator made never failed to amaze me lol. James Bond on a Tuesday is always an absolute win!

    @AirbenderHawk@AirbenderHawk2 жыл бұрын
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